 That's better. My name is Rick Diculus and you are going to experience Mission to the stars the second coming Need to know whether you're gonna have a good time. You're gonna have a good time Let me introduce you to two people Important space urchins over here. We have tana give my cheer tana and over here. We have willow space urchin Now, let's see who's come to have a good time this side willow side. Let's hear some noise from the sign willow Not bad. Okay. How about your side tana ready? Yeah. Oh boy. I think tana side got it. Go again will Yeah, hey take that tana side one more time tana side Everybody's the winner. Let's cheer one more time. Yeah Right. Well in a moment the band's gonna come out But first I have to make some announcement or other. What's that? Oh? We are gonna pass this hat around sometime or other to try and pay for our expenses up here Cuz this is kind of just for free and you should know that we're all sheboygan people local people This is all Your friends and neighbors who've put this show on and build these rockets in the set here So give sheboygan a round of applause, please We have t-shirts and DVDs and stickers and posters and programs if you buy one of those programs you'll probably have a better idea of what's happening But if you don't buy a program and you don't what's happening, you'll probably still have a great time So please go buy our stuff And we have a Kickstarter online campaign to raise money to pay for these props and the PA and stuff So you can donate to us online until the end of August. I think enough of that boring stuff Let's get on with the show, huh? Well, this is like a magic box here Let's see which member of the band is going to emerge first. Will you come through the shiny door, please? You forgot to put the handbrake on Michael Bertrand! Very nice Me and Michael been working on this for a few years now He's plays drums and is a Mr. Idea man, let's see who's gonna come out of the box now Let's get a move on guys and these guys have been waiting for the show am I right? so we have John Pena! Oh, that's gonna be tough to beat All right, who's next out of our magic box? Who's next to go far beyond? Oh the tension is rising It's the tension is rising more waiting around We need a bit more smoke I see your hand. We're ready come on Oh bloody hell. Come on. Oh, we want some applause. I see all right Come on milk it No one's gonna clap when you start playing Jason government JP on bass guitar This is exciting. He's only just got here. He was later than I was Stepping into the booth to go far beyond is mr Brandon Quarm That's here for Brandon Quarm everybody now oh Premature opening it's mr. Eric Neal What a box of wonders, okay, we're getting down To the wind section We have on flute miss Cassie Very nice And last but not least playing clarinet and Saxophone in the first half and King Titan in the second half. We have mr Right, well the band is in its place. I'm going to join them and the show is going to begin I hope you have a good time everybody Dignitaries from around the globe it is time to welcome you to the biggest the best show on the planet The only televised game show to save the world and our one last hope Mission to the store Throughout the last century I give you this really is a special location folks We have known for years that our planet is dying The very lakes and rivers that we drink from our polluted and the air that we breathe is Poison you don't breathe it because we're robots Well, that's right mark But all of you do which is why the union of world governments along with the world media corporation has gotten together To sponsor this once in a lifetime event once in history really you are right mark You see one member of this specially selected studio audience is going to take that rocket ship to the end of the galaxy In search of an answer and just what sort of answer will this winter find? Well mark Well, I don't really know No reason to bog everything down with specific. It's it's really more of a choose your own sort of a thing But but this destiny I am told is It's going to get us back to our roots and and teach us what our forefathers who took over this planet by force of their Own will have taught us They knew what we've forgotten if you can't hump your problems into submission. Just forget about it and find some easier problems No, no, no, no, I was actually going to say String be in this mess. No, no, no, no, that's that's the exact opposite of what we're trying to say You see what we're trying to say is String that's great mark But if you know any dead people point the finger of shame their way because it's their fault And we wouldn't be in this mess if it weren't for them I just I don't think we need to go there try them and execute them and stomp on their ashes So they're dead twice that way they can't drag you into the grave by your ankles This is really more of a positive event mark How much you try to strap on some of that good old-fashioned mark to positivity? Right mark. I'm just saying if I see any of these dead people I'm gonna beat the crap out of them because the only thing that you are beating is a dead horse And I will be devoured dead horse and the dead horsemen of the apocalypse and drag them through centuries of Well Looks like mark here is having a slight malfunction Maybe he should have stayed a little more positive We'll let him cool off for a little bit Because ladies and gentlemen, it is now time Can you feel the vibrations of fate humming around you Can you feel the earth crying out for the one person who can save us all I tell you my sensors are going crazy Space urchins All right Give that lottery a spin The fate of the world is in the hands of the number that comes out first Mark You're not gonna want to miss this I'll take their bodies and drag them through centuries of them. Oh, hey, look. It's the space lottery Yes, that's right mark. The future in the world is right inside that can mark Would you like to do the honors? Of course the six are a 99 just give it here ladies and gentlemen a Winner has been chosen Our champion shall be number My name is Apollo Newman. Well Apollo Newman You are the chosen one and you are going on 100 Lost and found the second counting wash over me Satisfying my soul For eternity, there can be Said it has been 30 years since Apollo had any human contact So today we are looking for any messages from anyone out there in our viewing audience Anyone that has a positive message for Apollo Just call us up, dial us in and we'll dial you into the show With that, we have our first caller Hello, this is Roderick Puffington with the Department of International Propaganda Hello, Roderick We just wanted to say, especially to our vast television audience That everything is going great You may not have seen improvements to your personal health The quality of your water or a reduction of chemicals in your food But we want you to know that it can get a lot worse before we hit rock bottom Until the last tree falls we have hope And we are keeping that last tree under lock and key in a secret greenhouse location Where it will not die for many years yet That's wonderful news, Roderick Do you have any special message for Apollo? Just to keep up hope because he is the hope that we have for him and his mission What is it exactly that Apollo was doing out there again? I told you we're not discussing that on the air No, it's alright He is out there to save us all He is the hope that we hope so he'll find hope and we'll have hope That's what we're hoping for That sounds like very soft soap Shut up or I'm shutting you down We're never going to hear from Apollo again are we? Just be quiet, we're going to commercial Remember, no matter how bad it gets out there folks Don't stop buying things And Apollo, if you can hear us Even if you're lost in space You're doing your planet proud As I commission my duty to Land of good and plenty In valleys carved by stream Heavens in the sky There are no distant stars I repeat, do not return home Spread your hope to the universe Stop war, stop destruction You are all we have now Good luck and God speed Wow, what a message folks I hope you all enjoy that Because today is a day of celebration Apollo has found a living breathing planet Apparently they're having some geopolitical strife But hey, at least he's got clean air and water That's right, so This is the best day of all Each day I'd say This is the best day of all This is the best day Where brothers in awe In the truth About your song We could steer this ship off Just a message of truth We are all Thank you so much for listening