 Giga Chad Gum is here and I've actually been selling Mastic Gum as a digestive aid for a few years now on Ordin supplements without any special branding. I foolishly mentioned it could be chewed as a gum for your jaw and because of that several distasteful characters decided to take that idea and brand the Mastic Gum as a chewing gum. Those two specific businesses, Gum of Gods and Neptune Gum, have made God knows how much money off of my creativity and genuity while I'm sitting here with two thumbs up my ass shadow band. That being said, despite the shortcomings I'm going to be a gentleman. I'm gonna be polite. Do my own thing. Which is why I would like Harris, the founder of Gum of Gods, to choke on my long fucking dick you ugly, secret, society cocksucker. You scumbags keep stealing my fucking ideas without saying a fucking peep about me. Like I don't fucking exist. And I don't know if he owns Neptune Gum, if it's his boyfriend that owns Neptune Gum and they're guzzling each other or if Harris owns both of them like a astroturfing degenerate then he's sucking on his own dick every day. I don't know what the deal is but the branding is appropriate. You know the ancient Greek stuff because I'm sure he spends all that extra money vacationing in Mykonos with little boys. There's a bunch of fucking liars. The one thing you need to know about these stupid society dipshits is they will lie right to your fucking face like you can't fucking tell. It's disgusting. I mean I guess this isn't the best way to launch a product but these are unique circumstances to say the least. And the difference between me and these companies is I'm not starting another company. I'm not starting a business. I'm selling this Mastic Gum Gigachat Gum at less than half the price of Gum of Gods and Neptune Gum. And if you're wondering why I'm able to do that, sell it at $15 instead of $30, it's because I am breaking fucking even. I do not care. I will sit in my warehouse with a giant smile on my fucking face gladly packaging up Gigachat Gum orders knowing that you two fuckfaces Harris and your boyfriend are gonna lose money and everyone is going to know where the original idea came from. Plus this fucking branding and marketing blows your dog shit out of the water. Okay, let's come on. Come on. Look at the fucking face on this bro. And there's another face on the back. It's the funniest fuck. It's hilarious. It's hilarious. Yeah so about the product. You guys can shoe this and your draw muscles will hypertrophy. So instead of being like a soy boy beta cuck fantasizing about fanboys and all that stuff, boys and dresses, you can kind of set your draw straight, get back to reality, start talking to chicks again. Gigachat Gum. Plus the antimicrobial property. So you guys see me grind this up into a powder and eat it basically every day. And when you chew it, the saliva that you're swallowing will kind of have that similar effect in your upper stomach, upper intestine. GigachatGum.com guys, help me put these ugly cock suckers out of business. Yeah, it would be a real shame if all the people on the Neptune and Gum of God social media pages knew where they could get the gum at half the price from the original idea. You know, it'd be a shame if that happened. It'd be a shame. It'd be a shame, you know, those little boys and meek nos are not gonna have any new toys this summer. Fucking creeps.