 Good afternoon, RAP News is back online. Today we take on and analyse one of the most intractable, divisive, ongoing violent divides to happen in our time. The 60-year conflict going on between Israel and Palestine. Is there a one-state, two-state, or no straight solution to this protracted fight? From Camp David to Madrid, Tarpa to Oslo, the decades back in time, all peace talks have devolved into violent rows, and roadmap to peace have led nowhere but more war. Until now, welcome to the first Middle East peace raps this afternoon. RAP News is proud of this tremendous chance to prove, the peace-filled art of RAP could chart the best roadmap to start anew. So first up, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Shalom, BB being ready this whole time to engage the peace process with war crimes. I mean, war rhymes. Alright, well, we'd like to bring the whole story to light. Please begin by telling us Israel's side, how did this war arise? The fact is, my people have suffered awful tragedies, centuries of persecution, diaspora. We were slaughtered massively, in the shore, hit the trike to have us wiped off the map and thus we sought a safe harbor, a place to gather us. Some told us, go to Argentina, others, go to Uganda, but we said, go fuck yourselves. And like exodus, we came back to our biblical homeland, and it's Israel, which the Lord handed us. And then in 1948, we declared the birth of the Jewish state. Your people have indeed suffered massively, unimaginably, and should have sanctuary, not just in the Middle East, but wherever they happen to be. However, isn't the Holy Land holy also to Christians and Muslims? How can you claim that only Jews own the land, and exclude them? With the Six Day War, we fulfilled our Zionist covenant, invaded Jerusalem, the West Bank, Golden and Gaza, taking all of it. The Occupied Territories. Then on the 7th day, we rested, and when all the world's nations witnessed this great event, they condemned it. What? It seems the UN issued Resolution 242, calling on Israel to give back those territories and with your troops. Hey, are you denying the legitimacy of the Jewish state? I'm just trying to anti-Semite. Wait, what? Everybody, these guys are Nazi. Okay, okay, just let you relax. You hater. We've yet to ask the rival party. We now cross direct to Gaza to check the wraps of a Palestinian spokesperson representing Hamas. Salam, as you can see, we are ready to talk peace, but only within the 1967 borders will we recognize Israel and sign deals. Oh yeah, recognize these. Kapow! Hamas? Now he looks more like hummus. What Hamas? Mr Netanyahu. You killed him. I guess. But it was in self-defense. No, it wasn't. Yes, it was. Check out the news coverage from the U.S. I'm Brian Washington. You're an MSMBS. Tonight's headlines. Peace process shattered yet again by unprovoked attacks from Arab terrorists. Israel retaliates with airstrikes in self-defense. Meanwhile in the West Bank, Palestinian suicide homes are ramming themselves into peaceful Israeli bulldozers. Israel is under threat, which is why, as shown on this map, its settlements have um, steadily expanded. How can we end this injustice? To explain, we welcome John Kerry, settler-turry of state. Great to be back, bucky. And don't you stress a bit. American taxpayers have got Israel covered till I'm a get-in hit. No country gets more U.S. foreign aid sent to it. $140 billion since the 70s. Plus military weaponry. No conditions are stringed with it. No conditions at all? Well, we would prefer it better if they could kindly stop using our money to build new illegal settlements. What did you say, you schmuck? Baby. Uh-huh. No, I was just telling them. Just keep sending the money, schmickalib. Yes, sir. We'll write the check. There's a call from some Jewish guy in Brooklyn. He's on the line with us. An American Jew? He's bound to be pro-Zionist. Let him speak. Hello, MSMDF? Um, yes, you're on the screen. This is Norman Finkelstein ringing in to state the truth in this case. Israel is a lunatic state. It's no excuse to steal Palestinian land because Jews suffer genocide at Hitler's hands. A self-hating Jew. Everybody. This guy's an Ashkenazi. Shut up, baby. And I also condemn American policy of funding the theft of Palestinian territory. Okay, Finkelstein. We get the gist of all this. Now, where were we? Financing war crime. That's a straight wrecked. Well done, America. Take APEC. They got us by the Tasek. So we have to wave that star of David Flag. But it's worth paying cash to have Israel's back. That's true. They're the only nation in the Muslim backwards that shares our American values. Give us some examples. We both love trembling international law. Constantly. We're both nuclear states and democracies with terrorist foreign policies. And obviously, both America and Israel. We're built by occupying territories of native peoples. We're both settler colonies. We're both settler colonies. Awesome. Publicity time. Keep your eyes on the screen. Hey, I'm Scarlett Johansson. And my real job is promoting illegal occupations. It's easy. You start by taking other people's land and water, send and dine with settlers, push the natives out of their homes causing bloodshed. And look, settler's dream. Better for Israel and all of us. Mmm, Scarlett Johansson. Looks delicious. And what's more, it reminds me of our very own sponsor, Red Skin Genocider. Flavor of the American nation. Bloody good. Tasteful. So, Israel is a settler colony. Like Canada, America and... Australia! Our colonial assessor is in the area. Does Israel pass the test? Can Oka? Can Oka? Yeah. I'm in Jerusalem. And what's going on over there? I'm celebrating the day of Israel's birth. Your head's melt. Which roughly translates to Australia Day. And wow, it's like back home. Barbots, flags, beers. So in solidarity, I've got the end of me knocked off. It's patriotic, apparently. What do Palestinians make of this day? I don't know, hey. Perhaps you should ask them. Okay, I'll ask the natives. Wait. Hey, hello. Can you hear me? Salam. How do you celebrate this wonderful day? We natives participate with smiling faces this party, mate. Just like you're our original people on Invasion Day. And I was cast out from the lands of my mom and my father. Now I dance as an outcast to the bombs of Ergasa. And we sing Israel's independence as our knack bar. Sounds great. A lot of party with a snack bar. Not a snack bar. Crocodile dandy. Knack bar. It means a catastrophe. Anti-Semitic. It's far from truth. We are far from homo. Zionism is far from Jews. How can I explain it to you? We lost our rights that day. No Babies. That's a tragedy. How can we help yous? It seems that despite the use of rap and rhyme, we've failed to seal a real peace deal between Israel and Palestine. Nevertheless, I hope we've expanded our minds and are prepared to share some final thoughts before we rap for the night. This might seem like some battle entwining other people in another time. But in fact, it mirrors back our own greatest challenge to live side by side, no matter race, flags, or which invisible man we pray to in the sky. And that is why there'll be peace nowhere until there's peace in Palestine. The war is over if we wanted to borrow Lenin's line. It was pressure from outside that ended the crime of apartheid that turned terrorists into winners of the Peace Prize. The question is, can we learn history's lessons and apply them in our time? When we analyse our direction, it's clear where the answers lie. Does any state hold the power to change the tide? Or is the one safe solution for us to unify rather than divide? Not just in the Middle East, but globally, far and wide. Good night.