Jimmy Fallon Jet Blue Song: Get 2 beers and jump
The Ballad of Steven Slater
As you probably heard, yesterday a Jet Blue flight attendant named Steve Slater quit his job in heroic fashion. When a passenger cursed him and hit him in the head with her suitcase, he'd had enough: he called her out on the PA system, grabbed two beers, and activated the inflatable slide on the plane for a seriously dramatic exit from his 28-year long career. Jimmy was insipired by Steve's story and decided to write a ballad for him!
Lyrics + Guitar chords (Thanks to www.ultimate-guitar.com)
Verse 1:
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This here is the story C G
of a man from Jet Blue
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Got pushed around, on the job C G
So he did what he had to do
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the passenger was gettin rude C G
Stephen grabbed two ice cold beers
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He got on the PA and said
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there goes 28 years
Chorus:
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And then he took them beers and jumped
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He took two beers and jumped
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He took two beers and jumped C G
yeah, he took two beers and jumped
Verse 2:
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So when your boss is riden your ass C G
you gotta get two beers and jump
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When your truck aint got no gas C G
you gotta get two beers and jump
Chorus 2:
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You gotta get two beers and jump C G
yeah, he took two beers and jumped
Verse 3:
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So when you learn your wifes been cheating C G
you gotta get two beers and jump
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When your phone aint got no reception C G
you gotta get two beers and jump
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When youve had enough of your congressmen C G
you gotta get two beers and jump
D
When you burn your eggs in the fryin pan C G
you gotta get two beers and jump
D
When the dishes are pilin up in the sink C G
you gotta get two beers and jump
D
When your favorite pen runs out of ink C G
you gotta get two beers and jump
D
When people have ugly feet and where flip flops C G
you gotta get two beers and jump
D
When the bank forecloses on your house C G
you gotta get two beers and jump
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When the batteries die on your wireless mouse C G
you gotta get two beers and jump
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When someone tells you what happened on Jersey Shore C G
you gotta get two beers and jump
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When your mad as hell and cant take it any more C G
you gotta get two beers and jump
Chorus 3:
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You gotta get two beers and jump C G
gotta get two beers and jump x6
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You gotta get two beers and jump (Grab those beers!) C G
you gotta get two beers and jump (and take that slide!)
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you gotta get two beers and jump (and then jump on down!) C G
you gotta get two beers and jump (come on down to the other side!)
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You gotta get two beers and jump C G
gotta get two beers and jump
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You gotta get two beers and jump C G
gotta get two beers and jump
