 Still incest whichever way you look at it. So no you don't have my blessing and to be honest you probably never will with that We love man Yep Welcome to episode number 10 We're a quarter of the way through we did it That's episode number 90 that means Holy moly man. Holy guacamole Matthew Brown. Holy shit Matthew Brown Fuck me. We had a fucking I went on holidays last week I'll just quick recap of that pretty good pretty relaxing house is a bit creepy though Let me tell you some weird shit happened man. You had a bat in your house I was sleeping in one of the fucking bedrooms This is just one of the many weird things that happened and I fucking open my eyes it's nighttime and The room is dark but the door is open so there's light coming in Open my eyes and there's what I thought initially was a massive moth just circling in the room And then I sort of sit up and I'm like oh my god. It's a fucking bat The only way could have gotten in is through a small little window to my left So I must have crawled in and then just started flying around so I just grabbed Bosley I hadn't seen it either so I grabbed Bosley and fucking threw him out and then just slammed the door shut and Then just let the fucking blit let the bat in there That's the room gone for the weekend. You didn't go back to it. No way That rooms out of bounds now. Yeah, but we told the Airbnb woman. Well, I got there's a bat in your room She's like I'll just just leave it if that's if that happens you fix it. Yeah, but like there's a lot of bedrooms We didn't really need it Also, I Relate at night like going to sleep. I'd hear really clearly. I'd hear words what word just one word I forget I forget what the words were didn't really make any sense It wasn't a creepy word or anything. It's just I would just hear what a word and I thought it was just me Like half asleep like you're in a half a dream Yes, oh, you know what you do you want me to do it? To insert we're gonna have to insert for it to make sounds. It's fucked. I actually did brush at the end then No, we need we need to wait for the mother lord For the mother lord fire and then it'll work. Okay, dude. I don't any big ones yet I'm a hundred percent certain. It's not gonna work, but I just I'm glad they're back at least yeah I've started I've taken Michael's advice. I've started just saving them up and yeah, it does work Okay, you can so a few hours before the podcast. I just Clench everything Very uncomfortable. Oh, it's exciting. It's exciting. I'm very happy. Yeah, I'm a question Will we get a better traction on the recorder if you put your fingers over the holes? Will we get more of a sound no? Why is your fight makes more air than that? I know that's why I'm saying it be look you have to get the angle Like it's if you're off Even a whistle It's Michael's fault. Yeah, it's a hundred percent. Okay. I'll start rotating more Slowly slowly, but I've got to find the right level I got a release I got to get in the zone for it. Yeah. Yeah, at least at least they're back Yeah, so anyway, I've had a few days off very relaxing with the old buddy misses and stepped orders. So it was nice And fucking here we are here. We are episode number 10 I fell over Matt fucked himself and doing the thing that he's the worst dad in life Well, it was pot pot and I was doing okay Yeah, I saw it and I was trying to make everyone laugh by running silly I can't believe he didn't film it. Did you see it? Yeah, what did can you describe it? It wasn't that epic Okay, I've had much worse, but I fall always good You fucking pig I hate touching this thing Did that hurt? Oh man, it's hard on the old heart. Yeah Fuck It's because you got delayed with trying to move the mic to your body. I'm not used to it I'm not used to the movements involved. Yeah. Yeah, fuck Yeah, it's from the strawberries not used to the movements anymore, but um What are we talking about? Oh, yeah, Matt fucked himself. Yeah, it was good though It's always good if someone falls over. Everyone had a good laugh at it. Like yeah, I'm glad it happened I wish it was a little bit more. No, it was in front of the entire victoria park restaurant I was just screaming at him freak You fucking loser And then all the families looked it's always fun whenever you see someone fuck up or fall over Point at them and scream freak as loud as you can And it's very funny people will join in especially if it's like someone with a with an actual disability or something I guess yeah, you don't want to you don't want to be like too biased to just normal people Yeah, well, yeah, exactly. You want to treat everyone equally? 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Link's in the fucking description 21 days free god It's fucking important to do it supports the reason why I threw that at you matt is because I'm sure you have not signed up yet How do you know Because I've got premonitions Oh, yeah Just like last week the premonition about your fucking parents. Did you check the sign up list? No, I yes You're not on it. Yeah, I do have the sign up list and I did not you see your email. Oh, well your facts What facts take that hat off my house. I want to suck on your head, bitch. I want to suck on your little bald head Can I No Can we do something can we shave it recently? I don't want you to suck on it. Yeah, just get wipe it off with a towel What do you mean suck on it? It's I don't know. I just want to I want to see if yeah You like give you play with it with your hands put my wide mouth on it Imagine giving a head head and just sucking Oh, wow offensive, why does he get touched and I don't because I can control myself you fucking cow Oh, yes, yes, yeah, fuck. Yes, fuck. Oh, I just came out when I said No, I just came out when I yelled fuck. I farted I Saved fucking difficult. I just just When he yelled out and fucking farted The fuck is scream pushed it out of me the fuck made him fart Oh my god, that's so lovely. Just save a couple urges for like 10 minutes That was it was interesting sucking a bald skull. Yeah, well with this hair there Yeah, there's some fluff. There's some there's still hair bits and pieces speaking of fluff on this day Mac Brown has written on on this day Haven't you And um, how'd you go mate? Did you go all right? Yeah, all right. We'll get in on that No On this day in 1987 ninjas raped paul rudd Who's paul rudd ant-man never heard of him. Um He vowed to never look any older than he did on that fateful day and still looks exactly like he did the day he was raped Wow, so he marries phoebe at the end of friends I'm not fucked. I don't anchor man. He's on anchor man. He's the fucking Oh So That means that if Before a rape and after a rape You remain the same looking if you want to he just decided that he wasn't gonna age You have a choice Everyone shut your fucking mouth Oh, this is what happens. This is what happens Oh This is killing me It's impossible. This is killing me. I've realized I've realized the fart stream is not as strong It's probably blowing like a fucking air out of your mouth. I can Fuck man. I need the right type We need to get a better machine On this day in 1999 britney spears got a job as the queen of an ant colony She would let the male ants fuck her senseless and would vomit up billions of eggs at once She quit when a lawnmower went over her nests and killed 20 of her colony's population She couldn't handle the emotional strain of losing millions of children and never really recovered I guess that explains it. How the fuck do you have sex with ants? Do I look like an ant man? Imagine six legs. Oh No, I guess I just crawl in her and then just spray sperm up it dude. Imagine getting a tube Putting it up your ass then getting fire ants Up this tube into your colon letting them live there the queen a queen a queen fire ant Maybe imagine if next experiment can humans become ants nests And then you just sit in here like this and then ant crawls out of your mouth Then you'd be eating for a whole colony can't imagine the pain of getting bitten on your side I don't think you'd feel internal Maybe would I don't know if they could be burning hammer-oids. I don't know if they could live On this day in 2005 David Hasselhoff didn't eject his usb from his laptop correctly And as a result lost hundreds of personal videos and photos He has since started the charity eject correct and looks to raise awareness on how to properly eject usb's The charity is yet to receive any donations Wow It's a it sounds nice like I like out so I do get that You know, I'm scared. I get that. I get that fear too, man But I haven't had nothing get deleted yet, but you could even like have erect in there eject erect Yeah, I guess if you want to make it sexual and not charity based. Oh, yeah, true All right the last on this day On this day in 2015 Oh Diary entry oh They always slip in somehow number 1200 somebody giving you this From Matthew Gregory brown Watching her laugh with him made my throat close up with rage How had he bested me? Did she not notice me staring at her all night? She's meant to be laughing with me I follow them out of the club and I don't really know why to watch I think I keep my distance, but don't let them out of my sight as they start walking home We round the corner down a dark alleyway and my stride becomes purposeful As I gain ground my little brown awakens I'm within arm's length when they hear me they turn and ask me what I'm doing and I freeze and stutter They both laugh and I hear her call me a freak as they walk off I will remember her face and my little brown will remember her smell I have a feeling we will meet again one day I smile and walk home where I massage my little brown until I brown The freak It's so good. That's a classic freak call It never fails What be a freak You are new what imagine a new person just tuning into this part of the podcast They think that three autistic cunts just Through some equipment again have podcasts Anyway, that's the end of on this day's and an insight directly into Matthew Gregory Brown's personality Brown brown My little brown awakened My freak All right, all right, let's hear some fucking questions. You fucking dog Okay, excuse us while we go live on instagram everyone It's all fucking weird and chopped up Gats in me guts This guy's gats in me guts It's all fucked up and chopped His eyes fart ah Ha ha ha his fart It's not far to get it I was invented through Fart All right question time you guys ready you wish First question is from lake mac bogan. Um, what is your favorite style of kissing? Demonstration with your hand if you can like one out of five Like uh Like fucking not too much tongue, but not no tongue just a little bit of tongue. Well if if you're drunk tongue goes But if you're sober Tongue lip suckers tongue moes lip suckers are good Tongue when you're sober morning kisses Sometimes trying to push push your tongue And all the way down the throat of the other person can be fun If you guys trust each other and like maybe you're elated. What about just sucking on the end of the jaw? Just a little bit. Yeah, well the chin. Yeah nibbling in the chin. There was a girl in high school that would be like this She just shoved her tongue in who she'd just fucking you know her name her But like it would literally just be a 360 rotation You know the little joint and that's it no lips You know that little joint thing under under your tongue. Uh-huh. Yeah, bite that off Yeah, my first ever girlfriend will like making anxious and like sucked on my tongue a little bit too hard I got caught in my teeth and it just tore it There's like a what yours. Yeah Oh, yeah, just popped and went and just You don't have it. He doesn't let you don't have it anymore Oh, yes, oh my god It's proved back Sometimes up that's scary for me. I'm scared. I can feel them all in me guts It's still yeah, they they're in the gaps. Yeah, there's so much air is far here air Far Far air far air So it's all fucking jumbled about can't Hey, he's far. No Far air There's far air in this air We're ruining our careers with this stunt Dude, it's not it's impossible. I'm gonna stop. It is not impossible. You have to shove it in Has to go in Next question steel is from lotty. Uh, what has been your weirdest fan encounter? Um That's the weirdest. Oh, I guess people sending us come and shit's pretty weird But people we've met face to face. Sometimes it's just the lingerers That we're going you're at bars. No, I'm not even just bars. It's anywhere. Yeah, that we're the oh Where they'll walk up to you've asked for photo. That's all fine. Love that and then they sort of hang around and then like like oh Can I be in videos like ask us if they can be in the videos or if we can introduce them to shami or jackson or if Yeah, and then they just sort of like follow you around for a while Yeah, a lot of people want to drink with you a lot as well. Don't know. Yeah Yeah, I had the fucking bucks party approached me the other day like come with us. It's like, no, I just want to play golf I'm playing golf Our next question is from dylan, uh, pemberton Hey dogs, uh, do you guys watch married at first sight? If so, tell us what you think of it I think marty should go on it. I mean, sorry. I think marco should go on it It's funny you mentioned that even two years ago I was they one of the producers contacted me to get me asked to asking me to go on maths and um I said no because You know, we wouldn't be able to film for eight weeks and because you sort of get pigeonholed as like a maths person They take over your instagram, don't they? Yeah, and um But yeah, we do watch it. We do watch it and and we fucking look I know everyone's like Yeah, reality TV. It's so disgusting. You're right. It is. It's so fucking fucked that it's like I love watching cringe Compilations. I like watching really shit cringy shit. So I love watching maths because it's just like Yeah, it's just fucking good shit. I don't watch much reality tv But I do have a soft spot for math just because it's so interesting seeing two people thrown in To a married life and obviously it's a bit scripted too. Yeah, it's fake Oh my god, dude, some of the if you want to feel better about yourself Yeah, it's what yeah, it's like it's like if you see two people arguing on the streets as you're walking by You want to listen you want to stop and watch that's what maths is All right, it's you can you know, you're allowed to watch people argue. It's fun You mean it's like watching your neighbors argue so you peep out the window exactly I do that. Okay. That's what maths is. Everyone is like, oh this Fuck off as if you want to listen to your neighbors argue if you had the chance or have sex Yes They do have an up late maths. No, they do not. Yeah, I lied about that We're a big brother up late. Yeah, it's just them showering being a kid just going. Oh, yeah Here we go big brother uncut time Dicks and tits. Yeah, and then same with up late. You'd get lucky sometimes. Oh, yeah Titi Titi Titi Titi Titi Titi Titi Titi We'd spend hours just watching fucking unedited live Un dude, I remember we'd rock up at school and like dude. I'm so tired. Did you watch it? Yeah, and we're up to like three every night watching getting up a brother up late and five to play ten arse every fucking morning It was rough. You always regret I will have it soon Um next question next question is from sam warner. Um, how did the clang clang clang? Uh cliches I've thought about it. It's just gibberish. It comes to me and I just keep saying words over and over until they start saying it You say it's gibberish over there in the clang clang. Yeah. Yeah, but I think it fully originated from There's a song and it goes ching ching So I've just copied that and taken the h out and added an l and then autistic tendencies come in as well And that's just repeated and changed and variations of it are bred until it's the only noise you can hear Sometimes I'll figure out a word and it's like that's the only word I say that day Ask him like that's all I say to him. Yeah, most podcasts as we get a new word or song Yeah, and like I don't know what that is. I don't think it's weird. I got I got fucking tested for autism and I'm clean Yeah, I don't think you're really clean. I'm not on the spectrum. How do I test you for that? I know you do like this interview. I ask you heaps of questions and then like they talk about like your social skills I was like, fuck my social skills are fine if I turn them on. I just can't be bothered turning them on most It's selective autism. I think Yeah It's fully. Yeah, I just I choose to be like that next question is from jarrod Have you ever had trouble with neighbors from making videos a podcast? Yes, of course many Next question is from ellen the general Yeah previous podcast you said this before Oh new listeners. Yeah, you probably haven't heard this story unless you've listened to all the podcasts We pissed a neighbor off so much that he um He fucking got right up in my face and pulled like pulled the handle of like a tool out like he was gonna stab me And then we had to call the cops and he yeah, he Banged on the doors a few times and kept doing this Like that, did he really? Yeah memory did that once? Yeah, I remember that but And we had fucking Hercules Like that Hercules was 10 times worse than him He can pull a knife on my friend But if you have a dog and you don't train that dog that's far worse But then there's the lady on the other side There's Hercules is on one side and there's a lady on the other and then the power power guy was down the further The lady right next door would have heard everything She never once came next door said anything. We never really made eye contact or I could hear her walking up the stairs and for years for years for years. We lived there for years for years Like I remember when Jackson moved in that it was just screams constantly and like not not good screams either like some very offensive Things were said Yeah, like it would have just been can you fucking stop? Anyway, now it's great everyone around here is awesome. Thank you all my new neighbors We've got these guys just across in their little farm. They've been great. We always wave got our rad family behind us I think you said you've spoken to before I Waved to them remember Bosley met the horse. Yep pretty girl who rides the horse come over again Say hello. Do you know what I mean? Next question is a good one. Okay. It's from Matt Sheehan Um For season four if I were to send you legends 40 wigs would Marty wear a new one each episode Um and Matt Brown and Marty any ideas what ringworm Michael could wear Address 40 different dresses Michael could wear That's so expensive wigs is even expensive if he does that yeah, that is dedication. Thank you We need more wigs. We've just run out and I've forgot to buy more if he wants to do that, dude I'm not going to say no. Yeah 40 wigs things are amazing. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna say no Okay, okay, please still do it Oh We've got some rad packages today as well came out here Our next question is from Yeah, Matt keep going sorry It's just you ruin that's gonna block the sound. Yeah, it's broken. That's gonna make it more whistling Next question is uh from alex burns. Um Matt why do you have to play hard to get just give us a peek already? I guess today he let you suck his head Yeah, they want hips. It's not happening. What about tits. Can I give you? Oh, can I stick my tongue in your ear? Can we push your pecs together and lick the crack? No, come on, man Question for the podcaster from talah amad Shami starting a new podcast soon, which will be based from his new house Have you guys thought about collaborating with shami? Um like on a joint podcast together? Yeah, of course once he starts his will fucking jump We're meant to have shami over here so many times But we just can never work it out because we film in the middle of the week our podcast And he's real busy during the middle of the week and he lives with the gold car south It's such a sick house. It's huge. It's massive. Yeah, hopefully one day we can have a house like that Well, stop the fucking Breaking the machine Yeah, yeah, of course we'll collaborate with shami Um, all right, I'll ask two more because we've spent a fair bit of time today Um, but we will answer everyone's questions. I've got a keep asking remember and Everyone if you want to support us or you want quest certain questions answered go through Like and comment the youtube video and like the comments the questions that you want us to answer The more likes on a question the ranking likely we're gonna answer the ranking system. There is a backlog I'm not even gonna bother. Just make sure you concentrate on sound Yeah, you are like bent and broken a bit like someone's dinted you you see You see don't mess with the machine The fart machine Second last question is from kyle number one. I think or l Um, what other scary series have you in have you in mind now that you've now that sports is scientifically researched um, we're gonna do a marty verse michael series and a um, what what hurts more what hurts more Series I don't know if we'll be able to do that one for social media though What hurts more because we'll be in a lot of pain Actually conna cut that that's not a question Read it anyway. I want to see what what does it mean? Oh Oh, sorry. He's asking if you just give michael a little tickle. No, I'm not being touched. Sorry. I didn't realize No, no, yeah, okay. We can do that one on my hand. You can tickle my hand Okay Hey I am a broken man. Oh, I thought that one might work. I am a broken man My god All right next fucking segment Oh Oh, should I keep forgetting this is your house? Let me begin by apologizing That's an apology You're a fucking 34 year old man come Oh And you're fucking sitting here Watching another grown man farting to a microphone can't know a machine All right, what's the next segment? All right, we've been sent heaps of shit in the po box like heaps of shit So I think it's just all arrived at once. So we're going to fucking open Three gifts from the po bucks, but we've literally got like another 10 over there Anyway, we're going to start with this one. We thought it was funny because it says marty and michael aka slaves Very interesting. Let's hope it's uh another vial of come. Hey, Arnold fine fucking around pigs and licensed Flicking around pigs and licensed Oh my god That is a great idea. Who is that from that is a fucking cool fucking prison come. This is from Arnold fine flicking around pigs and licensed Just a legend piece. I don't know and licensed. What does that mean? Oh, that means like he has his license to sell pigs. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, fuck. Yeah Let me put this right here. You fucking You fucking see that. Yeah. Yeah, you see it good Nick's fucking present can't yes. That was a really good. That's a great gift These are just all presents. We just love getting presents every week. I need a kid again Maybe everyone's christmas stuff came through like i'm Fucking oh shit. Here we go, baby boy. So here we go a gift from george tapper With covet it's been rough getting out to the past year's acunt Maybe michael should try this cheeky number on and help out a brah Maybe waggle the tail of some shit from george tapper I am a broken man Different variations Oh This is broken the machine's broken you need to do it or it's not going to work so much blurring for connor to do. I apologize, connor Question for the podcast might be a bit of porno if they're you from the book You may have had your cow horizons broadened once michael is dressed up which cow you're imagining him to be right now All right. Oh, so george has sent us a beautiful cows book Oh, wow Holy shit and he's sent us these cow ears and cow tail for michael to wear So that we can do some sexual role play later on there you have it and um Oh, this is great. This is very good. This is very good. It's just a book of cows are there heaps man hundreds Look at all the different cows On on youtube you can see see that i'll see on the different cows man. Oh, that's a very good one I like the I like the different the contrast there. I love to fucking shove that Straight through the guts through the white and the black. Yeah through the white and the black Fuck it. Fuck its guts through the two colors combine them. You know what I mean? Yeah inside Yeah Okay, yeah All right. Well, thank you so much beautiful fucking lovely. That is absolutely lovely now. We have one more po box open It's a fucking monster. All right. What do we have? Here i'll read the letter first Found a twin of all four of you lovely cunts thought that would look good on your podcast love the wallace family Jono jaws wallace. Yep. He's a fucking ledger. All right. Let's see what he's got from marty He's from matt brown. You got this Yeah, michael We'll explain what you found michael. I found a fragile bear That's got a tennis ball Hit into his face Like a little figurine michael's got so that's michael's I've got a um, oh wow. Yeah, this is very me Wow I've got a little bear on the disco dance floor dancing with his pants down Mine is fucking disgusting Look at that That is fucked up. What's matt's? I've got a crazy golfer This is fucking such a gold Yeah, fucking johnny. You've done it again, mate. You're fucking done. Let's see what julia got and maybe break it It stands up and everything are you taking him out of the box? Yeah, of course my box is different It was just in there. Oh really? Oh, I came in So julia julians is a little bear that's smoking a joint and it looks like a little fucking Looks like a little fucking drug dealer. Yeah, so that's perfect little ash. Yeah, that's us Holy shit. This is the fully actual podcast in bear form All right, well, they'll be set up next week. They'll be out for sale on the website tomorrow Wow yours is rad. Yeah, mine's mine's the best one. All right, which brings us to our next segment Ach du lieber, ach du lieber Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch. Ach du lieber, ach du lieber Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch And it's a segment where I just casually read really common german phrases as if i'm speaking to a fellow german I've really lost a lot of my speaking abilities Third year old man was three years old when we left Wasn't I a little german boy? And here I am 28 years later being laughed at For where I was born Anyway, uh, nicht von schlechten Fuck me this is a tongue twister I can't my tongue won't work anymore You're finally losing it man. I'm fucking schlechten. I I can't say it. Nicht von schlechten Like what can I say in a sentence? You're getting cured schlechten schlechten Means bad nicht von schlech schlechten Schleschen. Can you say? Nicht von schlechten eltern. Yeah, I said it. Nicht von schlechten eltern Nicht von schlechten eltern Nicht von schlechten elter Nicht von schlechten elst It is a tough one. It's a little tongue twister. I'm bad. It means not from bad parents, which means not bad Ich glaub mich tritt ein fert Ich glaub mich tritt ein fert Which means I believe me kicks a horse which means I'll be blowed Oh What Which means it's like mind blowing. I can't be fucked. No, it's like mind blowing. It's like, wow, man Can you say that next time we your mind block Oh Oh That is snow from yesterday, which means like forget about it, man That's snow It's it's wait seats. It's gone. It's done. Don't worry about it, man von gestern Don't worry about it. Just enjoy your time here and just remember Fuck dude I feel better feel better. That was fucked. It's like Germans like therapy I guess I guess if you find the language very funny. Yeah, it can be like therapy It's like ketamine. But again, it's just it's yeah, it's just how people Who were born in one certain part of the world? It's just how they talk Kind of like pretty offensive Whoa, both of you. Oh fuck. That was a good time. Thank you Germany for that Hey, that's uh, it's not what the language is designed for to be laughed at but uh I guess if it's making you happy. Yeah, dude. That was they fucking did some good shit there That's just great comedy. Yeah All right from gestern Now now we've got a next segment. We haven't done this one for a couple weeks Hey, give me that fucking vape. I want to smash some shit down my fucking throat. Can't matt. I'm gonna blow this in your direction Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Just much snare till that's a snare from gestern That's a these packs. We will be selling them soon on our martin and michael underscore mm Instagram account, so get ready for that Yeah, these are such good vapes for anything not just you can use it for weed tobacco You can even put oil in this. Did you know that? I didn't know that. Yeah, I had a look at through the instructions There's a little hot plate you can put the drop on Um Slide it back in and then you can turn it on and smoke it I have something to announce And that's also german for gap man so much It's like fucking six weeks of gas is just smashing through me And it doesn't work like that Everyone's been spoiled Too much Oh man, I'm crying Okay Okay So this is fucked stories from what you guys send in so fucked stories and paranormal stories or just fucked stories It's a mixture, but it's normally just fucked stories. I saw a cool um a suggestion on the latest comments section I just remembered um They he suggested we start an advice segment. Oh, yeah, I've got that saved as well Yeah, that would be good if you guys want some advice on some shit. Fuck it. Let's try it out next week Brand new segment, man. We we're coming up with segments. We need to write something We need to we need to write a piece of paper. No, I've got the run sheet So I'll put it on the run sheet of all the segments we do All right, you remember that. Yeah. Have you do it now if you can't see it? Oh, it's shit You guys this shit. Yeah, it's like a run sheet in black everything. I'll show you you're being full documents, dude Um, but yeah, I can make that segment So it leaves some comments if you want us to give you some advice about some things and to be honest I feel like we are well equipped to give some very Good advice the things we've seen like Of yeah, I vibe actually All right first ringworm is from we don't do names secret Okay Crimes me and my friends broke into our sports complex at my school and stole the keys to the lights Turned on the lights and every night for a month causing the school upwards of $10,000 I still have the keys That is like a vendetta against your school. That is good. I like that That's sneaky Wasting their money All right, this one is from anonymous Okay, when I was a teenager I used to have a really bad stealing habit I wouldn't leave the shops without filling a duffel bag full of random stuff. This went on for years I still don't know how I didn't get caught Also, my friends and I were drinking one night in the streets And I let them all into the gym that I was signed up to at the time We mucked around on all the equipment for a while and then rolled the yoga balls out the streets and stole them Fuck Sorry Connor This would be bullshit. Once upon a time I blew up two ATM boxes in town called Nebro and Sweden Okay, no, maybe it's true. We do have a lot of criminals to follow. So I hope I hope you're okay. I didn't blow anyone up. So this has gone on in Brisbane a few times I was the I come up with these to do at least to make home a bombs and pretty much stick them in the ATMs Bone the pits and did it work? I don't know. I'm pretty sure happening in Kuperoo and it happened up in Then all the money would be all the damn it Be made all the nights would be done. Can't spend the whole Michael's reading he's practicing reading No, I'm just seeing if this one's any good Me and my mates had a few drinks and on our way home We saw a handbag just left on the bench. So we decided to go and sit next to it As no one came for it We grabbed it and made a runner an Indian guy from the shop next to the bench was also eyeing it out And shouted at us, but we had already made it to the end of the street Once we were close to home and opened up the purse We found eight euros a phone which we dumped and credit card So we went on the internet and ended up spending about 1500 euros The next day we felt bad and went to the police station and cancelled all the all the orders and told them what happened Wow That's crazy. Are they surely the cops would have arrested them? I thought Wow Yeah, I reckon like Remember that time well, we shouldn't talk about it. No, come on, baby Remember the the taxi driver that left his wallet in the back Oh, yeah, and then what did we spend a bit of money? Did we we were poor as fuck then Yeah We used to always there were occasions where I would find a card on the ground But I would only spend like Like $80 tops and I would go and I'd spend literally on groceries when we were super poor And then I would put the card back exactly where I'd found it. So Fucking shoot me for stealing someone else's money that they'd worked hard for okay fucking. Oh God Do you know that's that's fair. What do you reckon man? I had oh had no money come No fucking income come. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, dude You're in the right. I had to you can't survival of fear is come All right Let's fucking finish this shit off Let's finish this shit off boys With a fucking prank call Matt Here we go. You have to stay there the whole time for this prank call. I'm gonna be talking I'm gonna be talking while the person is talking Hello, can I Hello Hey, um, can I please place a pick up order, please? Yes Can I please have oh, sorry my name is Jeff? I guess Yeah Do you need my last name or just my first name? No, it's just first name. Is this right? Yeah, Jeff And can I please? Well, I'll just start with a hunt. Sorry I said I'll just start with Sorry You can't start with a honey chicken, please medium In your contact number. Oh, sorry. You're after my contact number. Sorry. Uh, zero zero zero four zero four Yes, two nine six Two nine six. Yeah one three eight Two nine six on that's right. Sorry Give me the honey chicken. Yeah. Sorry. Did you get that one honey chicken? Yeah Yeah, and what sort of um entrees do you guys have there? Do you guys have just the standard um sort of chinese entrees? Like satay chicken skewers or something? Sorry, have you got the skewers the satay? Sorry Have you got have you got the satay chicken skewers? Yes, and this um like like uh spring rolls as well you guys got them. Yes. Have you got the like Sorry How many people how many people Four four pieces four pieces. Okay, sweet. Um, do you guys have um drinks? Like coca-cola or Pepsi? I might just get a Sorry, I might just get a fan tree if you guys have it Sorry I might just Sorry, I just I'm just keep talking when I'm talking. It's Hard to understand what's happening. So um, can you just read back that order so far? Oh, actually, I'll get a Mongolian. Sorry A Mongolian beef. Yeah, I'll get one of them and and I'll also get sorry I'll also get sorry. What was that? I'll also get a rice. Yes. Yeah rice. Is that what you said? Yeah, did you get the Sorry, did you get the Did you get the um drink? No, not yet Okay So um, so so far just one honey chicken one Mongolian beef rice Some spring rolls. So pardon What do you say some more time? What what was that? Sorry, I guess I could just get the uh fried rice, please Special Pardon Rice. Yeah, I'll get the special rice Yeah Um, can I do you guys have that pardon? Sorry Do you guys have the sweet and sour pardon? Sorry, I'm just I'm just trying to pardon if you could You go If you could just let me if you could just let me Sorry Let's just let me know the the Sorry, you got so you talk now and then I'll wait You you got have you got the So, so you so you I'll let you talk now and then I'll talk when you're when you're finished when you're finished talking Yeah So I well I'm just I'm sorry. I just hadn't finished talking So I'll finish talking now and then you talk after Okay Okay, and go So have you got the sweet and sour Pardon. Have you got the This this Sorry, you go now So that was the sweet and sour pork Yeah, not not yet. No, okay. You're still yeah, okay Okay, so honey, honey, yeah And then we've got the sase chicken skewers. Yeah Then we got the spring rolls. Yeah, yeah, and a little in beef. Yeah The fried rice. Yeah And I try one Pardon Sorry, you got I was just talking then. Sorry. I couldn't hear what you said So So I was I was just after I was just after sorry If you could just finish the did you hear the Pardon You hear the last part of the um, sorry, I just couldn't Um Yeah, hello Can you can you hear what I'm can you hear what I'm have I called the right place? Yeah, yeah, that's right Sorry, it's just it's just really um Hard to understand you at the well because we keep Talking at the same time Some sort of like it's the delay or something. I don't know I don't if you if you could just talk if you could Sorry If you could do it to the sweet and sour pardon Have you got some blood? Have you could Sorry if you could read if you could read that order Sorry if you could read that If you can read the order, but if you can read it Sorry, if you if you can read the If you if you can Sorry If you can read the sorry If you can read the order, sorry, you want to you want to what sorry If you can ring the If you can ring the Man that was fucking cringy Pooch was that hard to do it just sort of became normal Just became part of the part of the way we were talking Please excuse all of the horrible things you've seen and heard today and just remember That we are human beings man We're on one big rock big floating around a bigger hot rock Hmm, and we're the best for the best on this rock. It's no better than us on this rock Taken put your hands up if you're the best on the rock There we go, that's all you can see me. That's all you need. We still have to do it We can see you man and the people Controlling this simulation or watching everything you say can't yeah, that's true. What do you think the theory of? batteries yeah, everything What do you think? It's very important best an important matter. It's the best man the theory of um Law of attraction man, they hear you say it just secret yeah This I want a Barbie doll can't own a Barbie doll they hear you say they give you a Barbie doll. It's true That's why it works. I can't believe you didn't know that For the best