 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing Conqueror's Bad Fur Day. Mainly because today I'm having a bit of a bad fur day. Yep, I am a very furry gentleman. Alright, well let's get started. Just a warning, this is for mature audiences only. We're very mature on this channel anyway, so I'm sure there's no babies here or anything. Ah, blackcurrant juice. Yummy. It's so weird seeing Nintendo presents on a game that's for mature audiences. Good lord, he is not happy to see me. Usually NPCs in such looks scared, but no, I'm kinda scared of this guy. I was actually thinking that. Like, who are they? Is that one just a paint can? Wait, it started yesterday and now you're king? Okay. What the hell is this? Brought to you by Nintendo. Okay, so that's his girlfriend or something, I guess. But how do they kiss? Does he get up on a ladder? Oh my god, I thought my game was breaking there for a second, but no, that's just him being drunk. I know I've seen that when I've been drunk too. Oh, who is this Chad? Why is this intro so long? We're being introduced to like every character in the game. Okay, finally I've started. I don't think I've ever played a game where you start off drunk. The scarecrow is now drinking. I think this game is set in Ireland. I'm gonna go to bed now. Well, not a help he was. Look at poor Conkers. This really is a bad for a day. It's his feck off crows. That is amazing. Oh, thank god. I don't know why he just took, but I need some of that too. I was about to say I hope he can swim, but I don't think it matters. He just spawned little floaties on his arms. Oh dear. Oh god. What am I doing? Oh no. Okay. Well, how do I go back up? Oh, for feck's sake. I just fell off again. Wait, what is behind this waterfall? It's money. I need money. Classic YouTuber. There we go. That's more like it. I'm really scared of falling. No, no, no. The guy says as he feckin walk straight off without even attempting to jump. Oh, for feck's sake. Really? He seems reasonable. I'm sure he's fine. If you think you're coming this way, you can think again. Imagine having nothing else to do with your day, but blocking a bridge for people just to be an inconvenience. If you dare to come a bit closer, we can discuss things of another nature. Okay, that sounds nice. Wait, that's not discussing things at all. But he just brutally murdered me and threw me to the end of the waterfall. Fantastic. I would rather have died. Okay, I'm not talking to him again. Can I go elsewhere maybe? Maybe over here? It might be good. Wait, what am I doing? I can't underneath this button. Oh, oh, there we go. Ah, yes, okay. I've opened a door to go elsewhere since this guy is so adamant about blocking my way. Once again, I have fallen down the waterfall. Don't worry. Seventh time lucky, I believe the saying goes. All right, what's in here then? Ah, for fuck's sake. The key I need has legs, of course. Come here, you fecker. God damn it. This is hydrogen, the philosopher's stone where they have to catch the key on the broom, especially when the camera only wants to show me this wall. There we go. Good job, Harry. You surely are the chosen one. No, no, eighth time lucky, I believe the saying goes. Ninth, ninth time lucky. Yeah, that's fine. We may as well make an even 10 at this point. It would just be nice to get my failures into the double digits. Okay, that's a bit demeaning. He just laughed at my attack. Oh, okay, he found me so pathetic. He went into laughter and fell down the waterfall instead of me. It feels nice to watch someone fall down the waterfall. I gotta admit, now I see why you're still here. Are we checking in with King Chad to see what he's up to? Oh, no, this is a new character. It's kind of overwhelming the amount of characters they throw at you. I miss King Chad. Oh, there's King Chad? Okay, a bit of a side plot going on here. The B plot, it's really spicing things up. Good thing he's such an intelligent scientist to figure out the problem there. That would have taken me a while. I still can't really figure it out, to be honest. Like, that table has three legs. I can stand with two. Science is hard. Oh, Kinky. King Chad is into some kinky stuff. Once again, brought to you by Nintendo. Now that's the character I can relate to. Ah, good, we're back with Conker. There's just butterflies, chocolate and juggling. Just to make up for that swearing. Oh, wait, what? Once he got there. Alright, let's get it going. Yummy ground chocolate, the best kind of chocolate. I find it all the time outside, especially in those dog parks. Oh, the bees are upset. Probably because they're all dying. Oh wait, when this game came out, they probably weren't. Alright, it's just game related then. Just a coincidence. Conker's just doing his mime act. What is he doing? Oh my god, this game. Well, they're all attacking me now. Your defenses do nothing to me. But your door does. Unfortunately, I can't get past that. Not to worry, I found the beehive. All that running away worked out in the end. Oh, for fuck's sake. Okay, I don't know if I can outrun this problem. They're trying to sting me. Oh god, I dropped it in the water. Wait, oh, they took it back. Oh, for fuck's sake. Why does everything want to attack me? Oh my god, it just devoured me. What kind of a worm has teeth that sharp? Oh my god, they're everywhere. Please stop. I'm gonna die from blood loss. Wait, what? I don't understand what will cost me. I don't know who you are. I climbed up all this way for nothing? Well, aren't you just a barrel of laughs? I'm getting out of here. Yeah, I wanted to get eaten by a worm rather than talk to you. God damn it, I'm dead. I'm worm food now. I mean, I was before I died too, but you get what I mean. What do I do? I'm just dead. I'm just kind of lying there. Okay, back in Happyland. Where was that hive again? Okay, going in is not an option. Run, run, run, run, run, run, come on, Conkers, you can do this. Let's make this bad for a day into a great for a day. Okay, this is terrifying, but I think this is actually working. Okay, I just gotta get it up on that platform to be do it. We did it. Okay, now that it's on that board, they're not allowed to steal back for some reason. Oh wait, no, it's got a built-in anti-wasp system. How did they steal this thing in the first place? If it has built-in machine guns. I didn't realize being a beekeeper was such a dangerous job. There we go, they're all dead. I didn't like their accents anyway. That's a good reason to kill someone, right? What the hell is this? I think I've entered the sewage plant. Okay, bathrooms closed until 10. I guess we can't go this way. I don't know why I voluntarily went that way anyway. I also could have chosen this path. Oh God, I found someone who needs to use that bathroom from earlier. You better get this fat ass bitch off of my back, Pronto! Brought to you by Nintendo. I'm killing a mouse for the block guy. He seems a bit upset that I'm just straight up murdering him with a pan though. There's a lot of blood coming out, but he is not dying. I don't know how to get rid of him, but I don't think violence is the way. Alright, I found some cheese for the mouse to get rid of him, so at least we're making progress. Wait. The cheese killed itself. Oh, now I'm dead too. I'm gonna join the cheese in hell. So I guess I have to go the shorter way to bring the cheese back. This is gonna be so difficult. Okay, now I killed us both. This path is so hard. Please stop killing me. You leave me alone. Oh God, this is not a bad fur day. This is the worst fur day ever. I love how it's just a little zoomed in version of that block repeatedly stomping on me now. Alright, there we go. I have fed him four cheese, and that's our way of getting rid of the mouse problem. That's one way to do it. If you ever have a mouse problem in your house, just fill the kitchen with cheese. Like floor to ceiling. Cheese everywhere. It'll just explode. Oh yeah, and by the way, I lied to you. This is a video. I didn't complain it, because we're kind of after running out of time. Sorry, I just wanted you to have that feeling of pride and accomplishment. You know? But we are gonna leave it there. I hope you enjoyed. What a quirky game. It's so bizarre. It's a player game that's so cheery and you know, like almost Disney-feeling, but it's so vulgar. But I hope you enjoyed. If you want to see more, do let me know. I think I'd be interested in playing more of this, as bad as I am at it. But I appreciate you watching. I do hope you enjoyed, as I said. And if you want to see more of me, I post every day, but I also stream over on Twitch, you know, if you really can't get enough of me. But yeah, we're gonna leave it there. Hope to see you next time.