 Benny Johnson is an individual who let me just say right off the bat has never been to a proper Barber in his entire life. I mean What is going on here? You have to try To fuck up to do this bad of a job and then he like flips it all over It's like he's not losing hair, but he's still giving himself a comb over. What's going on? What's going on so the reason why I want to talk about this is because Elon Musk has been in the news and Benny Johnson loves Elon Musk. Oh, he's a plagiarizer as well. That's right Winston. Benny Johnson used to work at BuzzFeed. He probably Wrote a bunch of those dumb ass quizzes where it's like hey take this quiz to find out which fruit you are Shit like that, but he was fired for plagiarizing, right? Anyways here. He's going to Ride Elon Musk's dick and suck him off for a minute and five seconds and Let me be upfront with you. The reason why I'm using homoerotic language is because my brother in Christ here Literally outed himself and didn't even realize it. So he posted this and I've talked about this before But it will never not be funny the advertising on the military times right now. So he's outraged the military times is Advertising the world's largest gay cruise The only problem with this is you can see this right here I'll let Matt explain love when conservative podcaster Benny Johnson complained about seeing ads for a gay cruise Without realizing that the ads were customized based on your Internet search history Yeah, and look I am an actual homosexual believe it or not I'm a real-life gay person and I don't think I've ever seen an ad like this So his search history far more gay than mine. My search history is probably super boring and vanilla honestly I go to like the same 13 websites plus Twitter and they're all political websites So but I'd like just to kind of put this into perspective for you. I've never in my life seen an ad like this That's how gay his search history is okay, and look no shame, right? It's cool if you want to be gay, but the dude is hiding it and he has a beard. I mean a wife So anyways, let's uh, let's listen to him suck off His daddy Elon Musk Ladies and gentlemen welcome to this show. What did we do deserve Elon Musk? I don't know. I'm not sure I say my prayers. I go to church. I read my Bible, but I'm not sure why this The dear Lord above blessed us with Elon Musk. We are not worthy But here it is ladies and gentlemen this weekend Elon Musk went on an absolute tirade starting with this tweet a tweet Okay, let me just pause for a moment here. There's a lot of things that I'm noticing the pure talk label on the microphone. I have this same microphone for My humanist report show like the main show and I don't notice that pure talk logo So maybe he has a different brand But I mean look if you're gonna ride his dick this hard at least make him take you out to dinner Benny Because goddamn, I don't think I've seen simping on this level ever Holy shit beat about pronouns saying my preferred pronouns are Prosecute Fauci Oh This is the one joke that they're gonna use now Again, I've said it once I'll say it again It used to be I identify as an attack a patchy attack helicopter or I identify as blank Dave Chappelle The goat comedian even literally use that during a stand-up But now the new one joke that they have is my pronouns are blank and blank So all you have to do in order to get these dipshits to clap like seals is Say this joke and it doesn't even have to make sense, right? I could say my pronouns are Fart and poop and he would laugh hysterically. There would be tears streaming down his face He wouldn't be able to contain himself and then as he's already busting a gut. I drop another one My pronouns are ass and cheek and he would be dying He'd be rolling on the floor. That's how small these fuckers brains are like This is the lowest IQ jokes that you can imagine and they love it Let's go back and see how much he was laughing at this Like I think he's probably faking a little bit because there's no way that any person on this entire planet Would even do more than a This so he's obviously playing it up, but I mean it's it's just embarrassing It's so embarrassing at the rate that he's going I don't know what happens after the one minute But if you told me that he took a dildo with the suction cup and stuck it to a wall and started sucking it and saying Oh Elon, I wouldn't be surprised by that at all Because I mean this is the highest form of dick riding which we're seeing right here. It's a master class He's putting on a clinic in dick riding if you have a equivalent of taking a Flamethrower to a hornet's nest this is the tweet equivalent of that, but the hornet's nest is 17,000 times bigger than any hornet's nest you've ever seen and inside the inside hornets are branch Cavitians masked and quintuple vaxed and have nothing to do with their lives other than to rage At Elon Musk and that is certainly what they did know so I don't know where he's going with this but It's not that good buddy. It's just it's not that good unfortunately for you and Let me just ask the chat when you saw this tweet from Elon Musk Nothing did you do anything other than roll your eyes who raged at this? Like it's dumb Because why are you gonna prosecute Fauci? Like what's the reason specifically? Because old man bad like I don't I don't understand it I personally don't like Fauci because of the ways that he Wasn't vocal about the vaccine waiver being a necessity during 2021 when vaccines were first created but I mean I just feel like Fauci is one of the most milk-toed people He he did his job for a long time. He's like He's somehow one of the most inoffensive people ever but to the right. He's become like this lightning rod and so For Elon Musk to like go after him. It's just stupid. So that's my only that's my only take Right, that's it's just this is this is corny, but he's saying oh, they were raging This strikes me as him trying to be a Hip with the fellow kids where he's all about the dank may-may's and he's always trying to fit in I just I can't stand him But as much as I hate him it gives me pleasure knowing that this closet at homosexual is forced to Live with the woman. He's not attracted to and all he can do is fantasize about his daddy Elon Musk So these people say terrible things and do stupid things because they're miserable. So just keep that in mind folks They're miserable pieces of shit