 Ah yes, drunken sweet success, I return to Hamlet, to my personal Hamlet. My personal, the darkest book in the estate. Why do I return to this heavenly place, this place of serenity, of pure, unadulterated joy? Well, for adventure of course, and that's why we are here, correct? I have assembled once again a team of winners, a team of great man who can do great things, and I'm looking forward to seeing these great things all happen, one after the other. But let's just get straight on with it, shall we? We shall buy a variety of things, torches, bandages, skeleton keys, plenty of food, and yes, even medicinal herbs, why? Because medicine is the devil's gift, huh? What? Anyway, let's get straight on with it. I don't know how many things that I need I did not buy, I don't know how many things that I will end up not needing I bought, but we will find out, and we will find out in the warrens. It's an exciting time to be alive, and I'm looking forward. To prosecute our war against the swine, we must first scout their squalid homes. Oh yes, the swine, that's who we are after. It's not a pleasant, um, sure darling, take the hundred gold, I was going to do that. As I was saying, swine people are not the most pleasant of afternoon or dinner guests, they're in fact unpleasant and unseemly. And I'm not in the best place. Anyway, let's transform. Oh no, oh no, he's a beast, whatever shall we do? Well obviously we shall kill them all. Well this is exciting, isn't it? Ah, I do love the abomination, I have played with the abomination only once or twice before, and I suffer as a result of that. But now I will suffer no longer, I will in fact grip, um, actually I shall just pull a hex on the gigantic drum pick. Have you seen the little pig, nuh-uh, I have not. But I know that I have stabbed it at one time or another, oh no, I really did not need that. Anyway, rage, whoa. That was so much fun. That's exactly what I was planning on doing, dear ancestor. Um, damn, I forgot to take the holy water. Hey, it still gave me lots of great things. Wow, that's actually really nice. Right, so we have nothing all that bad. Ah, but here we are going to get some food. Oh, another buff. Damn, Pops is getting to be quite the monster. On account of him being an abomination, this should not impress or scare anyone. And the best part is I'm not camping, so this is all game long. Come on, I need battle. I need to test my skill. Oh no. No. Oh, well, this was better than I expected. I expected to die in horrible, terrible pain. But no. Oh well, as long as spirits are lifted, let's see. 500 gold. So far, a worthy investition. It seems. At least it seems. Let's see, what can we do? Do I need to absolve myself? Not really. I need to transform into the biggest scary beast. And then I need to raid these folks and cut them to bits and pieces. Let's see. Oh, well. I feel the need to kill them all. But how do I do that with a simple little grave robber? I don't. In fact, I think it would be much better. Ouch, that actually hurt you bloody sociopathic dead person creature. What are you anyway, a slavering goo? I am going to contact your superior, you know. That really did nothing for me, did it? Huh. Let's take a short recess and cut people, or rather, gools and pigs to bits and pieces. Ah, Ratman, good job. Ratman is just the best. He knows what he's doing and he is always on point. Always. He never lets me down. I'm sure I will regret this moment in five episodes or so when Ratman will invariably die in the most horrific, horrible and terrible way. Can I cut you to bits and pieces? Yes. A very fine job indeed. Or is it merely a trick of the light? Well, it's always optics and illusions, dear ancestor, so... Oh, God! What are you? I have never seen anything like you before. Oh, I can get both of them. Surely a sad moment for all. Sure, let's go with the corpse-eater. He is an unknown and that worries me. Sonia, praises be with you. Time to transform back into a gigantic, horrible, terrible monster. Oh, come on, lighten up. He's a friend. He's an ally. Masterfully executed. And he hits like a truck. What do we need now? Vulnerability hacks. We might. We will. We... We're going to take use of this. Most certainly. Ha ha. You dodge. You dodge a person. You failed, you failed, you failed, you failed. Still, a good job. Can we get a... Ah, he resisted that. A most unpleasant business. And the swine tour also resisted. I did not expect that of all things. Hmm. Let's try and end you. And so we do. Cheers. And in case you're wondering, yes, that was me drinking whiskey in the middle of the night. Ha ha ha. Ah. The enemy is marked. I should probably return to my human form. But I think not. A fine job. And an even better one. I'm filled with... excitement over how well I'm doing right now. Please don't force me to... bite my tongue on this one. Please, game. Can we kill you with a crit? Apparently not. But hey, stress helps. Now play, now play. You want to play? Why won't you play? What do we get from this? Stress minus one. Really doesn't do much, Dere. Perhaps the turning point. Yes. The turning point is... This expedition at least promises success. Ah, very good. Very fine. Did I find a key in the hidden locked compartment? Which I unlocked with a key? Really? Is that how desperate we are now? Such blockages are unsurprising. These tunnels predate even the earliest settlers. Well, I know that. Don't think I don't. No enemies. So all this was... absolutely wasteful. Truly a sad day to play a game like this. When nothing exciting comes out of it. A fine job, Sonia, as always. She never disappoints, not with the traps. Let's see. How many dangers, alright. Oh, more of your large corpse eaters. Now maybe I will understand what you actually do here. Let's get some... Ah, blight isn't working for you, is it? Yeah, that only makes too much sense, actually. Fine, blight doesn't work, then bestiality share does. Whoops, did I mean to say that? Find out in our special promo, next week from 9. I'm kidding, of course. There is no special promo done to await anything of the like. Oh, poor Ratman. You're getting closer and closer to the Ratmen of Hell, I guess. More and more excitement awaits. What a grit! This was truly a wonderful, wonderful strike. I'm feeling almost emotional right now. I love to find that these plague doctors are, in fact, or I think that they are women. I find that to be most interesting. And now I can hit two for the price of one. And ouch, that actually hurts. You bastard. This monster's size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate sanguination be considered a virtue. It is not considered a virtue, I'm afraid, but thank you for that... A trifling victory. But a victory nonetheless. As I was saying, thank you for that insightful commentary in human nature. I and all my viewers appreciate it very deeply. Uh-oh. Is it a disease or blood thirsty? Oh, well. She's not getting the noble reward... Sorry, reward for human... Bluh-bluh. Humanitarian of the year. Is she? Certainly not. Okay, my tongue seemed to get... Ugh, seriously. Watch where you're going, Stanley. This is not the Stanley Parable. Uh-oh. Hey, it's loot. It won't kill me in a horrible way. That is actually refreshing, I know. Let's eat all the food anyway. Nah, that's enough. That's okay. Good job. Nothing to return. Nothing to explore more, rather. So we shall return. Impossible. And we've even got a nice bit of bounty. Uh... A fine turn of events. Ugh, seriously, I need to remove that. It's just such a nasty thing. Oh, that's fantastic. Lethargy, Bad and Horuslayer. Actually, very, very good. And Sonia became a master, which makes her all the more awesome at the end of the day. In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings. Good job. Sadly, there are no town events for the second week in a row. And I was also looking forward to that. Oh well. God, I have so many things to kill. Anyway, thank you guys for watching. This has been fun, right? I mean, sure it has been. I... Intense craving for alcohol. Flagilation. Right, so he both has an intense craving for alcohol. And he is flagalant. Not the best combination, if you ask me. And this guy, we can just send him to whore around, or rather to gamble. I hope he doesn't lose any more of my gold. I never appreciated when people do that, you know. Huh, tip player. Well, you'll have to wait, Pops. But thank you. Really surprisingly well. Can we get some new people? No. None that I'm interested in. Anyway. My roaster is not good enough. I need more people. I need more abominations. I need... Yeah, that's about it. I like my abominations like I like my women. Abominable. Thank you guys for watching. I hope I will see you next time. Bye.