 The range of dead birds in like a really pretty, like spiral patterns got pretty emotional. Yeah. Are we live, Matt? We are live, so please no swearing for the first three minutes, please, please, please. Just do it. Have we ever told you to say that, man? I know, please. And no, you haven't. Look at that fucking... Ah! Dude! Look at that fucking... No, dude! Don't stop it! Yeah, exactly. Stop it! You can't tell Marty and Michael what to do. Man, he's... Ah! Ah! No! Ah! Ah! Ah! Look. It's been great. It's been great so far. It's episode number 37 of the Marty and Michael fully actual podcast. We're in Michael's basement discussing politics. Shit, Bert. Fuck me. It's heavy, isn't it? Oh. What have we done here? Oh, no. Matt stood up. He's concerned. He's speaking out loud. He can't really hear what he's saying. It doesn't... He looked at the camera and now he's walking around to the right side. He's just... Grab him a bit. Grab his dick. Don't throw a grab of his dick. Fuck off! Grab his dick. He was very upset with that. Now he's sort of leaning forward. So I can't reach his dick. He's just adjusted the PO Box sign. And he's sitting back down. He's like, Oh! I'm not making sure anything's not good. He's, uh... He's satisfied. I think he's satisfied. Anything you can really see, Marty. Actually... He's like deep on his head. He's sitting back down, man. Sorry. I think banging on the desk and we moved it a bit. When I was doing the prank call, you see that? Which we filmed. I'm letting you in on a little secret, alright? We filmed the prank call already. It's at the end of the podcast. And this is what I had in my mind for it, alright? I wanted to do the Tourette's prank call, okay? Or I say, Hey, I have Tourette's in the beginning of the call. And then I started just going nuts. And then I was going to see how they react on the other line. And if they laughed or said something, then I would have gone off at them for making fun of my Tourette's. That was the plan. You'll see what happens. Yeah. Disappointing. This guy is a solid, burly man. It's like a stern father that takes no shit. He doesn't have much of a place to play. He doesn't rush people. He's immovable. He's immovable emotionally. He's very... He's a pillar of strength. You could tell like he could definitely... He's a go-to man when things are crumbling in your life. If he watched how you laugh, you lose. He probably wouldn't laugh when he walked out. Yeah. And he had a stern chat to himself. Oh yeah. He would probably call the cops. He'd be like, Anyway, the weekend just gone. I'm moved into the house. Still fucking unpacking shit. Buying more furniture. It's just a fucking shit show. No, dude. It's never easy. It takes a long time. I just don't look at it. Yeah, you've still got boxes everywhere. Well, it's just still shit everywhere. And fucking... We filmed five videos this week. Four. Four videos this week and a sketch of June. It's fucking crazy. Yeah, we're slowly getting a bit backed up. We did a fun science experiment today. Yeah. Well, that should be... That'll be it now. I don't know. I want to be aged today. Yeah, yeah. But it's... We wanted to see how many layers of cling wrap before it holds, before it works. Yeah, because we were testing how strong it is. Or when it's strong. Yeah. When is cling wrap strong? How much of it do you need? You can break through it. It's weak. So we did a certain amount of layers. It gets up and up and up and in. Because... People always say Matt comes all the time with his lunch in one or two layer of cling wrap. And he tilts it. And the sauce in his meal drips out. And it's cling wrap's not working, I say to Matt. And Matt says, well, I don't know how many layers I need. He said that. Yeah. Well, I don't know how many layers I need. And it's a big... He said sometimes... Thought six, I sat him down and said, Hey, do we make an experiment for you? You haven't even told you the answer. It tastes so after this. Okay, hold on. We'll keep it. Hold on. That's what you got. Fun experiment though. We went full knobs. Yeah. We haven't been doing anything fun. No, it's... We haven't been doing anything fun. It's just been a lot of work in our weekends as having it happen. We've been having fun. But we do have Jackson's... I went with my girlfriend's birthday this weekend. And the next weekend we have Jackson's Halloween party. Oh, man. He's gone a while with this. Dude, he's so much... I don't know, we won't say how much he spent, but he spent a lot. We... You might notice the audio's just changed. Matt Brown's just picked up on an audio problem that we were having. All right? The fucking microphones weren't recording properly. So for the first bit of this podcast and the very end of the prank call, because we record the prank call first, the audio's going to be a bit shit. We're very sorry for that. I apologize. I'll put my hand up and take responsibility. I'll put my hand up, man. I'll put my hand up, too. I'll fucking put my hand up. Look, I'll put two hands up. I don't even know what I'm fucking putting them up for. I'll put three. I'll put three. I'll put three. Fuck off, Cunt. Where's your third hand, Cunt? This Cunt said three. He's fucking dumb, Cunt. Three. See how ready his face gets? That's how red my insides get. So yeah, sorry for that. Bear with us. We'll try and make the audio as listenable as possible. So just the beginning and the end will be a bit weird. Anyway, moving on. Diary entries. Diary entries. Di-di-di-di-diary entries. Diary entries. Favorite bit. Well, it's getting... It's getting heavy, isn't it? You okay? Aggressively fanning his fart towards me. Diary entry number 145 from Michael Corey Bookhouse. Whoever thought and thought, Holy shit, my own voice is in my head. But no one else can hear it. Which begs the question, does the voice in my head even make a sound? And if not, how can I hear it? I'll tell you how. Telepathy. Everyone can read their own mind. You are telepathy. And if everyone is telepathy, then we should be able to learn to speak by putting our own voices in the heads of others. That's how aliens talk. And that's how we will talk one day. Anyway, I'm off to buy two packets of cyclone ice creams for dinner. Again, dude. Very good. Spot on. Like, that is gonna happen. That's how aliens fucking talk. See how passionate he is about these diary entries? It's because I wrote them. They're all in capitals. I like cyclones. I always slip on my hand. How good a cyclone. How weird is that? You can hear your own voice. I never thought of it like that. But it doesn't make a sound. How can you hear something that makes no sound? Yeah, what the fuck? Look, right now. I heard my own voice then. I said, I'm burning. I'm burning. I'm burning in my head. And I heard it. Did you hear it? I'm not sure. So we all have the ability to empathize. You just got to work at it, cunt. Like everything, cunt. Well, that's how aliens talk to abductees when abductees have said their story. And to be honest, that's one way to get away around that. What? He didn't know that. That's how they talk to that. Yeah, that's how they... I heard they speak English. He used to people have said that. Yeah, just in like... And to be honest, that... Telepathy was also a way forward for us because if we can speak to you guys telepathically then you two won't pick up on all our naughties that we say. Maybe we should talk like that for the first three minutes of the podcast. In telepathy. And you guys can just... It's just... You're silent for three minutes. It's scary. Diary entry. Diary entry. Diary entry number 115 from Marty. Today, a kid told me that when you lose your teeth a fairy comes and gives you money for them. I raced home and fanned dad's pliers. I sat in my room and tugged and ribbed at my teeth blacking out occasionally from my pain. But I managed to rip all of my teeth. I went into shock twice and I lost a lot of blood but managed to swallow most of it to keep it in my body. I placed all of my teeth under my pillow. My entire face was swollen and I cried and screamed in pain for the whole night. I managed to fall asleep for an hour and when I woke up I excitedly lifted my pillow. My bloody teeth were still there and there was no money. I think maybe that kid was lying just in case I still slept with all of my teeth under my pillow. It was a pretty good day. Fuck, man. That's why you were never allowed to go back to the dentist as a kid. They spent all of their money for the dentist for you in one go. Well, I didn't go. I just ripped them all out myself. Yeah, how did you grow them back? Well, I had them surgically implanted. Oh, you were a kid. How old? Oh, this would have been maybe 13. Oh, so you had adult teeth? Yeah. Okay, yeah. And I was surgically put back in when I had enough money. It's like what, 18? Yeah, 18. When I left, got out of there. I realized I took my teeth with me and a little satchel. My teeth ran everywhere with me and I never lost one of them. I lost one of them and the rest I screwed back into my fucking head. And here I am today. They're still straight. So good on you. Ha ha ha. Dioranger number 69 from Dueling Games, 10 minutes from Ashgrove, or some shit. 40, 62. I died! Last night, I went to a fucking sick party with my new crew. We've called ourselves the Northeast, South, Northern, just past Gimpy Road up near the Big Maccas crew. I randomly saw one of my best mates there and he asked me if I still play Fortnite. One of me crew heard it and I had to pretend what the fuck he was talking about. He was being all confused and now me whole crew was watching. So I stabbed, stabbed, stabbed the cunt and then headbotted his misses. I stabbed, stabbed him in places. I knew he'd live though because I am quite loyal. Like I am actually quite loyal. I also had a bit of a fiddle with his misses while she was out cold but he didn't see that. So I'm hoping we can still be best mates once I'm not with me crew anymore. Loyalties, everything cunt. And my mates are my fucking family. I also have more actual family so I've got like two families because I'm a mad cunt. Yeah! Yeah! Stab! Rush forwards, dick kicks, stab up, piss and spring cunt. Yeah! That's very good. Yeah, very, very good. That's fucking Julian to a T. He loves Fortnite. Julian to a T. Someone made my abbeys hurt. I heard Julian ordered a Fortnite poster for his bedroom. Oh, did he? Did he die? Should we say that? I sort of tune out when he's fucking talking about it now. I don't know if you should put that on there but it's like a door-sized poster. Really? I didn't get it. You and him always fucking... I love Fortnite but man, he's deep. Like he might even have a tattoo somewhere. I think he said like his life goal he wants his character built into the game. Yeah. Like his actual character based on that. Last I heard he was looking for a guy called Knight saying he was going to fight for him. Sorry. Sorry about that, eh? Did you get it? Fortnite. Sorry. Sorry about that one. Sorry. That was a way away. I get that now, yes. Diary entry number 10081 from Matthew Gregory Brown. Stop looking at me like that. It's just what it says, mate. I would have been a wee before this one. It's what it says in the diary. I want to be a marriage. Alright. Bomb break for 30 seconds. Connor, whenever we say this could you just have a still image and just play 30 seconds of some elevator music that's not copyrighted? Could you go to the top of the fridge on the cabinet above and grab the bomb? Of course. Alright guys, we're going to have a quick bomb break starting. So go on, fill your bongs and have a quick hit. Matt Brown's diary entry coming up starting now. We're back. Also the bomb break idea was given to us in a comment on one of the videos. He had a lot of good ideas. We've written some down. We've got new ideas for the next season. Anyway, back to the diary entries, alright? Diary entry number 10091 from Matthew Gregory Brown. Oh shit, I better put this away. Wait, so. That's what it says, Matt. Stop it. Okay. It's nearly finished. Get it done so I can just... Just be breathing, it says. It was a sticky evening and my father was massaging my chest utters in our lounge room. My body and mind felt great and it felt like I was ready for anything. I knew the battle of my life could be sprung on me at any moment but I had come to terms with it. I was tired of my massage and dismissed my father. As my father stood up, an arrow exploded through our lounge room window and sunk into his shoulder. He laid out an almighty scream and from the ground I swapped my father's name so he fell to the ground just in time. A second arrow had been fired and was headed straight from my father's face. The arrow narrowly avoided him as he fell to the ground. I grabbed my father's dick and pulled and clenched them. I stared into his eyes. Dad, did you all leave yourself? We are under attack. Another five arrows flew through our windows and were all on fire. They stuck into our walls and immediately the fire started spreading to the rest of the house. My skin tripled in thickness and my spine widened to well over a meter. I beckoned for my father to follow me and we started crawling towards the back of the house. Smoke filled the rooms and I grew a second set of testicles under my chin. We reached the back door but as I arrived, we heard Queston on the other side. Kick it down, choir, he said. We were trapped. I was about to stand and fight but looked at my injured father and knew they had a huge advantage. I dropped back down and quickly but aggressively sucked on my father's balls. This gave my father an idea and he tore his plump testicles fresh from my mouth, stood up in the smoke and screamed, run! I stood up and heard the door behind us get kicked down and choir let out an incredibly loud, shrill scream which I had never heard before. The pain in my ears was immense and nearly stopped me in my tracks but I blindly ran after my father through the smoke. He led us to the laundry, pushed the washing machine over to reveal a hatch. He opened the hatch and he dove inside. I grabbed the washing machine and slid it back across the hatch as I lowered myself in. I've been building this secret that you have been training in case we were ever found. Said Dad, I lunged forward and sucked my thick, dry tongue down his throat. Mmm, jizz-fizzed and fumed out of my dickhole. Fucking genius, kid! I said, we ran down the length of the tunnel which led underneath a bush in a park. We closed the hatch behind us and locked it. What now? Said Dad, we head to the mountain, Dad. I grabbed my Dad's ankles and bounded backwards all the way to the mountains. We were now in hiding but I knew we couldn't hide forever. My father sucked me off that night and we began our recovery. Man. Dude, it's like a beautiful adventure. That was close. It's getting stressful, man. It's becoming quite the graphic novel, isn't it? Oh my God. Dude, I love it. It's a strange relation to your phone. Of course, choir would fucking use arrows. Who the fuck uses bow and arrows now? They're silent and if you're good with them, it's better than a gun. Imagine this. Holy shit, I see why they use them. You should have heard the sound. It was like that. When they're coming through. Oh, yuck, man. And the screen. When you pulled your dad or you kicked his legs out. I wish he had grabbed his balls and dick to bring him down. Sorry. But yeah. Anyway. It must have been maybe out of reach. Dude, Queston's impossible noise was like. The screeching. Fuck, that's my pitch. Very, very. Very, very, very. All right. Yeah. Fuck, it sounds like that's sort of building to. Well, you're here with us now. So I guess. That bitch must have gone down. If you've got all the entries, which I feel you do. There is a climax and it's coming. Man, do you reckon like emotional crying? It's full account to us then. It's emotional. It's adventurous. It's a. Yeah. He's floating with us. Yeah. It's always a little bit of horn. Yeah. Respect. Hey, hey, hey. Respect. Brother. Respect, brother. Brother. Also last week's podcast, there was a resource and comments. People wanted to be on this days back. So Matt came in a few hours early and actually found one. Right. And it's pretty cool this one. What are on this day to come back with? Yeah. It's relevant to us. It's relevant. If you don't know. It's relevant to our beginnings. Yeah. It's like a first season podcast. I think this is what we started talking about. It was like our first failed The Hunt. Because we wanted someone to throw a human shit at her back. But it never happened. On this day in 1857, Judge Judy Shindland celebrated her 107th birthday by slaughtering all the lambs in her village. She liked to hang the lambs on trees by their eyelids until the eyelids tore and the lambs fell to the ground. Then she would laugh and laugh as the lambs could no longer blink or close their eyes. She said they always looked in a state of shock which was fucking hilarious. The lambs would run around not being able to sleep and would die of exhaustion. It was also believed Judge Judy is a witch. Fuck man. So it is her birthday today. Right now. It's her birthday. Today for us. Today not for you guys. Yeah. Well you guys are listening to a Monday. So it'll be like the 25th or some shit when you listen to this. But right now Matt came in and said you won't believe on this day I found. And then he read that and I said she's fucking bitch man. She's a fucked up bitch. What are you? I like her to be honest. I've got a bit of a crush on her but what the fuck would you reckon and be like without eyelids? Could you live? I don't know. If you cut your eyelids off what would you die? I don't know. That's a science experiment. It's happened. People rip their eyelids all the time. I've got an idea. But let's do a video to test how long you can have your eyes open for and we'll tape them open. And we'll staple them open. Can't. Unfortunately Guinness does not keep a recognized world record for the longest time without blinking which is keeping your eyes open. However according to a record setter Michael Thomas from Florida managed to keep his eyes open for an incredible one hour and 60 or sorry one hour and 56 seconds. So he and that's with tape or he just know he can do that. It doesn't say. Yeah. So let's do kept his eyes open. Yeah. It's a long time. Jesus. All right. Time for the next segment which has been renamed to. Oh that's cool. You made like two big bubbles and this is a segment. I'm going to answer your questions guys. So if you want to support the podcast well let me first if you want your question answered all you got to do is comment a question on our YouTube channel podcast the mighty Michael Fully actual YouTube channel and the most likes questions from everyone get answered first. Okay. So comment your question have a scroll suit through see which questions you think are good give them a like first of all. Okay. So you can go ahead and do that now. Also if you don't want to subscribe to the website or do any of those other things or we ask is that you please maybe comment like and subscribe the video. So it tells YouTube hey people are liking this mate shot some more people even though no one's making any money out of this let's show some more people because keeps them on YouTube. Right. That's how YouTube's thinking. Right. So you got to like like comment subscribe please just just do it. Right. Trick the YouTube algorithm and we get shown to more people. So that's just how it's come across maybe shares a few shares. Right. That's how it's come across on my desk. That's what I've heard. Right. So please do that now if you can. If you don't want it that's fine. Right. No one's pressuring you to do nothing. Right. There's no pressure involved. No pressure. Matt Brown hasn't even subscribed to our fucking website mate and he fucking sits here with us every week and says it to our face. We don't mind. We don't fucking mind. All right. All we ask is a lot of comments help scribe if you can. All right. Only if you can. You sound like a fucking George Bush. Like I reckon his name's Kyle that guy. Trucks. Kyle that's Trucks. He's like a 40 year old. Used to play heaps of NRL. Football. Yeah. And he's like. Third division. Played two games deep two and he never forgot about it. He's a prop. That's good. He's a prop. Fuck. That was good dude. Fuck. That was good dude. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Yeah. It was good. Flesh he bitch. Flesh. I said flesh. You see that mate? You see that? You mad? Say flesh. Flesh. Oh. He sounded like he's sly. Sly. Yeah. Do you realize the comparison of what we've just had bong break and shit she's gone fucking out the window. You've only stopped us thinking that straight lines. You've only picked the inside ways. Oh shit. Careful. Fuck the chair. Shit. He bent the leg and hit a new one dude. Fucking chair come. Try it. See if it works now. Try it. Looks like a man on his knees and I've got his hands tied behind his back. There's his face there. It fully does. Anyway, questions. Sorry about that. Chair literally just broke underneath me. Fucking Kookaburra. I like the Kookaburra. That was fucking great. I can't even remember what just happened there. If I use this to cut through this core, this fire would I electrocute myself? Probably. And you'll fuck your headphones. Yeah, I wouldn't do it, but it's just it's an interesting thought. Isn't it? Holy shit. Very interesting thought. I sort of want to do it. Well, you know what? We can. Not right now. Obviously when we buy new things we can break the old things. And that is why we are at the level we were at science wise. Questions. All right. Top question came from Steven Hart. He's how I think he's won a few top questions. Well done, Steven Hunt. Anyway. Thank you. All right. Question for the podcast. Has Matt ever considered going back to the going to the Olympics for bounding backwards, considering he reaches speeds of 80 kilometers per hour? Well, I remember you and I have had a conversation about this because obviously I said the same thing. It's like, dude, why aren't you like mega famous so you can run this fast? And first of all, it was during Matt's training where he was able to reach speeds of 80 kilometers an hour. You haven't trained for a while. Yeah. But you also don't want to, you know, catch the eyes of like governments who want to use you for, you know. But also you because you did look into it, but it's it's you are not allowed to run backwards in in races. It's not allowed. It's breaking the rules. So so that's why. So that's it's it's he's literally not allowed to run backwards and he cannot run forwards. Fucking pathetic at running forwards. A close second place was what is it? Shano McCledge. How many can you tell us how many likes these questions are top comment got 36 second place is 27 because we should keep track of this and have a comment of the year award next season. So I guess I could question of the actually I you know what we could add that into final season. I'm going to write that down and I'll dig through all all the episodes of the season and just find out which top comment was won't be that hard. Take like 10 minutes. I'm sorry about that one comment. Did you know Matt? Here. Yeah. At this house. No, the word here. Yeah. If you're hearing it with your ears. Hmm. You take away the H. What are you left with? Yeah. Oh shit, which is what you used to hear, man. Duh. Read a book or something. Don't ever say that to me again. I think it's pretty cool. All right. I mean, second place's comment was Shayno McCledge. After the hilarious stories of Michael at the nightclubs, is there any chance of getting a weekly rendition of munted Michael? There was also a similar question of asking if we could get more stories of you guys out on the town. Yeah. We literally filmed a website video called we got we hot boxed our new van. We christened it and we spoke of some of our munted stories so that we could get more stories of you guys out on the outside, but we've got a few. We've got a few we can talk about. What else? What were some of the ones we spoke about? There was one that I was like, oh fuck, we forgot to. Should we come live? Should we ever think about these, write them down and then maybe bring them out later? Well, let's just go off the cuff. I've got an idea. What was I like? Because I can't remember what you said, but I remember it being weird. Explain to me, because I want to try and remember and really go into the blue pills. From? Yeah. Who? What happened? But yeah, there was one night we got fucking, we got these dark web pills off of someone and he was like, be very careful. He's a very, very strong. And we said, whatever. Yeah. The pills that literally killed one of his friends the night before. Yeah. These same pills, one of them killed someone. Someone OD, right? Not that funny, but what happened to us is hilarious. So we take one. This is the night when Michael's asking for small dumbbells. Do you have that footage, right? What? Of Michael that night. You have some video of him. I've got some footage in the, you know, what means the Christmas tree? You with that fucking dude, you like the most month I've ever seen. I've got footage of him at the Osborne hotel and he's sitting down, man, Michael's. Oh yeah, find the video. We got to see it. Dude, yeah. It's not entertaining as it sounds, but you can see what is a very good video. You can see the, what you're like and see the, the, yeah. It's just, he's stopped working properly. He's fucking, he can't talk to him. Nothing makes sense anymore. It's just fucking, and then everything's just forgotten anyway. So it's like, why do that? Why do that to ourselves? The clock broke fucking too many. Even what we took more than one. We ended up taking like two and a half years. We'll tell you this story abbreviated version. There was one guy we were doing an MD with and he got to that stage where he forgot how many he had. So every 10 minutes he was taking another cap, Michael and I realized and he's a very small guy, a little guy, right. Realized and stopped him. And then he literally woke up the next day. He arrived at midday to our house, woke up the next day at 3pm and thought it was still the same day. He looked. He was a whole. The whole day just went. He was like, oh, like what the fuck? He had this huge swollen face from chewing his jaw huge and he woke up and he didn't say anything for a while. It was just sort of like and then we're like, dude, last night crazy. He's like, what are you talking about? And then we had to tell him that what happened? What? And he didn't believe us to begin with. He did not fucking believe us. It was gone. It was just complete fucking amnesia. The 24 hours gone. And that's what MD is. Like it is literally just a memory burn. Yeah. Be fucking careful. Yeah. I'm going to have an early onset dementia. Like Alzheimer's. Yeah. Oh, little flash. Flash. Flash back. Yeah. See my. Flash back. My big fear is because I've been around you so many times. I'm usually Michael's hard to talk to, but Marty's very, very good at talking. And so I have these beautiful conversations with him. But the whole time he says he's telling me how much of a struggle is to go to the toilet. And that that fears me so much. Dude. It's only me. I'm the only one I know. No fucking dude. There's been many times where you just can't piss. Yeah. Yeah. But like, I mean, Marty stresses me out. I literally was like half an hour away from going to the fucking hospital because I was like, I need to piss so badly. Oh, it's like, it's like midday now. And I couldn't even stand up straight. I'm hunched over every 10 minutes. I'm going to go try again be standing there trying to clean my the nerve that releases your bladder just would not. Unclench. Fucking terrible. It sucks, man. It's such a shit. And then finally, I remember the euphoria I felt when it started dribbling out of the bills. Fuck. Yes. And it came out and it was all good. And we fucking started doing lines. Dude, I've been in like, I've been. Yeah. I've been in showers. That's like the way to piss. You just get in the fetal position and try and relax your whole body. And that's how I've had to piss many times. I've been in like, I've been in like, I've been in like, I've been dying. And then that's how I've had to piss many times. And she's not a way to beat. But yeah, be careful when you have too many. We will get some munted stories gone. Right? Yeah, we'll think of some. But our memories? Fucked on the spot. We will think of the momet Brown stood up. He just. He's heading to, it's been being sang out of head sideways. No happy. He's adjusting and it get nice hands now here Wow, he's not happy this episode. He's slowly using his left hand to rotate. You've been doing a lot of phone shit He's touching it. He's feeling that up a lot today Oh Matt Brown stood back up well, he's he's annoyed he's frustrated He's beckoning to ask us saying what have you done and we aren't sure we don't know what he's talking about now He's adjusting the entire stand. You're feeling it. It does look like the world's on a slam Is that right Matt Brown? Move the table. He's becoming impatient. He's scratching his ears now. Okay, he's stopping He's happy with the table positioning and now he's turning the phone the stand that moves the phone Okay, it's on some sort of bracket and you need to loosen it. That's what he's doing right now Now he's tightening it. Oh, he's done. He can't believe it Pulling the table clothes. He's asked us to pull the table closer. We'll do that now Looking at Matt looking at the phone. He said more Still pulling closer. He hasn't told us. What are you thinking about Matt? He said stop. What are you thinking of? What were you thinking that he's coming around he's coming around to strike at us I will have a feel if he gets close enough. I will have a feel. He's hit my hand away and he's walking back to the chair He's looking back at the phone now still man. You're annoying me being at the phone always Get off any time get off your phone Matt who cares if we're sideways Can't all that matters is the words coming out of our fucking souls Yeah, we'll sorry about the audio at the beginning and the end and the end. Oh, no look at Matt He's grimacing like he's in pain. Oh, he's looking still looking like this Has he got a hood on yeah a light hood Why did you put that on it's tempting to spit in him right now? He's close to oh, please I'm so dry. I've got fucking cotton now next question is from Ali Shazad Has Matt Brown finally signed up to the university website? Nope, he hasn't next question How many likes did that one have? 20 It was jazz at 28. Yeah. That was the third one. Maybe they want you to sign up, mate I don't know. It's been a while since anyone comment. Let us know if you want my brown sign up to the website Next one is from This is from Eddie and Damon It's actually more of an advice question if anything, but here it goes He hasn't had a good week so far. He's having a difficult time at school. He's a big fan of you guys he has a difficult time at school and he's being bullied a lot and he says He's wondering if you guys could just give him some advice on how to deal with bullies at school stand up for yourself and Don't worry like high school. It seems like it's everything now Fucking nothing in ten years time. You won't even you'll be lucky to have a few friends from high school You'll be doing other shit. So as hard as it is don't stress about it. High school is just you're still a kid You're a fucking child. How old is he? He's in high school. He hasn't given me his name, but I'm guessing it's high school So he's at most he's 17 or 18. He's a fucking kid No, he's 15 16 17 so just fucking hanging there and just try standing up for yourself, too Did wonders for Matt Brown and you're a legend dude. You watch us. Yeah, you must be a fucking good fuck That's full business all right And that we've been getting a lot of bloody messages Yeah, actually this goes out to anyone who's feeling down at the moment because so many people are reaching out and Man if you're thinking about suicide and any of that just know you're like There's people out there that will listen and one even message us We try and get back to people but like I don't get to every message, but I'll message back If you're on the brink of suicide, they're cool fucking one three Health what's the mental health lines life line all those ones just fucking give them a bus because you got someone to talk to you Yeah But yeah, sorry to those people that Reached out to us lately. Yeah, we're trying it through all the dance, but Damn, baby. That's a lot For Australia, it's life line on 13 11 14 13 11 14 All right, if you're fucking that bad Call someone it's the best thing you can do even if you don't want to talk about it Just start and just think there's so many podcasts that you'd miss you have no idea how good next scene is gonna be Yeah, next season. He's the matter will be on camera. Oh Yeah, he's face getting a little giggle. Oh, I'm gonna rip at his body Body We're gonna gang up on him and just fucking sexually assault him live. Oh, yeah Sitting anywhere new part of the contract. We also need to keep going on defense The podcast. Oh, yeah, we will get some more content for that going. Yeah fucking oath. We will make All right next question we're getting held up next question is from Harry Harry a lot a lot a lot Um Will you guys ever start filming yourselves playing tocker for either your website or YouTube so people can watch it? It sounds entertaining Yeah, we do but like, you know when we're hanging out with our mates and I've seen like comments saying Oh, you know, you guys ever gonna film your benders and stuff like that when we hang out We don't really hang out with that many social media people are most of our very close friends Just regular people and so if we're pulling the camera out and like filming everything it's sort of like It's not it's a bit awkward. It's like we don't want to be like, oh, hey every time Hey friends every time we hang out we could be potentially filming it And we do have a few people that come along to that who aren't social media people. Well, most of them Yeah, nearly all of them aren't and so that's what I'm saying most of them aren't so people don't want to like have them Themselves around people doing drugs if they have it like a professional in some sort of career So as much as we would want to sometimes it's hard to film our sessing because most of our friends aren't social media people And sometimes people can't be themselves if you put a camera in exactly it's not easy It's not easy to be this fucking good. Can't I want to show you my dick That's how comfortable. I am right. Oh, I thought you were that's how comfortable. I am I'll happily show you guys my dick, but I won't out of especially you when it is a bender or a boy's trip as soon as we get They're yeah, he's completely naked the whole time and that's it man I am pissing in the corner pissing Every single corner inside the house unless like how he does an Airbnb though, right? Yeah, never an Airbnb Yeah, hotels it was pay the clean up fees. We'll pay the clean up fees. I'll do it. All right next question is from Taylor Dow Marty, can I just get a few quick intense? Excellent next question is from dr. Lowkey Boys are hot or cold Milo and could you quickly explain what Milo is for our overseas guests? Milo is a multi-hot chocolate powder that you mix with milk and it turns into like a milkshake thing and cold Yeah, cold although hot Milo. It blends better. I'm cold. I'm a cold Okay, Nesquik or Milo Nesquik off Michael Nesquik is so good. I don't get why people ask quick For sure people have Milo without sugar and it's wrong. What you put sugar. Oh, it's just as fucking you're eating the bloody That's why I reckon Milo in Milo in fucking Germany is sugar So that's why he got angry when he came here Milo no Milo, and then he puts sugar in with his Milo. Wait, you mean it's brown sugar. Yeah, that's what it is in Germany It's just fucking sugar. That's what Milo is. We did not know Very good Fuck Milo boy No, I've got to write down the good moment so I can remember where to look for clips Next question is from the podcast The bare bad man the bare bad man Why don't you guys have a drink or do drugs on the podcast anymore? Well, well And alcohol was sort of you know It's a very it's an every now and then thing for us now and Yeah, and we're like drugs. Maybe like yeah, we'll do Next season we'll think of maybe even like Yeah, I guess it's hard because it's just the come down sucks But we'll have maybe in season four we'll do a drinking one again Yeah, we'll do a drinking and drug one. We'll just call it the end you guys will turn into maniac Like a on an off not you know an odd number one and instead of bong breaks will have lion breaks And skull breaks exactly right cunt head and drinking. Oh man. It'd be so hard to be on camera like all right And why it is how all right? Yeah, anyway, we'll do it next question is from Ryan Hart Boys how did the special cookies go fellas? I believe Angela was the one who sent some cookies in yeah Yeah, they were very nice. We we we um we down the bag pretty quick Um, and after we had one we're like oh fuck. We're really putting a lot of trust in that there's just you know Her name just had a nice ring to it She seemed friendly. Yeah. Um, so yeah, we got she did message and I saw that how you got yeah, they were very nice Angela Thank you very much. Thank you so much Angela. Next question is from miles Imagine if there were no laws. What would you do first? I would I would attack The closest person I think just to see we're just to see like not you guys those first stranger I see just because you can and it's no consequence I feel like a primal animalistic part of me would be released and I would uh go on a rampage Fuck a brutal violent rampage and it's just you just want to know what it feels like to kill another man So you it'd be a man. It's funny. It's funny. You say that I can't say that For sure It's it's really funny. You say that I I grow with this guy who's also his name is matt And um, when when you see it really fucked up He would um, I'd drive him home sometimes and every now and then not all the time But every now and then this animal side would come out and he said and he used to go matt First person we see just pull over. I'm gonna fucking punch him He just become a fucking maniac. What did he do it? No, no, no, I would know of course I would never pull over I have too kind of a heart Yeah, but he was he would just be so serious. He's like first person we see I'm gonna punch him What was he actually gonna do it? He of course he would yeah He was he was a really good dude But yeah, sometimes an animal would come out and it'd be hilariously funny to listen to him But he I would never pull over And I'd go looting I'd go rob some shit. Yeah, there'd be such rushes doing I loved it No, I just rocks and glass. That's all you need. I just rock I'd go look at places. I'm not allowed to go smash windows, man You just smash glass with rocks. It'd be so fun. You'd never get boring. Think about it. Do you reckon I can make that shot? We'd have to we'd have to very quickly gather of a huge collection of people of security to help us Yeah, and then we can as a unit go around and Village and do whatever we want Viking star like the Germans. Yes Oh No, not like the Germans the Germans are a changed people And it is the rest of the world that is still misunderstanding the German core All right, that's Germans are very gentle loving creatures now And you Aussies need to back off You can't you can'ts are convicts Yeah, that's true Next question is great. Um next question is from Marco Marty When you wake up in the morning, do you feel German? What do you feel Australian? That's a great question. Oh, wow No, I definitely feel Australian like to the cork I don't do you know what I mean? I've got a bit of a German flicking around in me mullet But other than that, I'm pretty much Aussie like I've never been back to see family for ages and like my German I forget a lot of the like of my talking and stuff How much percent is do you talk German to your mum to mum depends if there's no other English people around We will speak German, but that's the only person I do that with now I've noticed your mum speaks German even like if you're off to the side a bit Yeah, yeah, if we're having just a one-on-one convoy Usually, um, it's German, but obviously if there's English people around it would be quite rude of us to do that Is it strange for you to have conversations with your mum in English? Is it like seeing a new person? Do you freak out if he's so used to it? Yeah, I don't even notice can't my brain right just fucking flips on me Can't I feel it rotating brother It's in German's northern hemisphere brain and Australia's southern hemisphere brain Fucking magnets and she can't yeah, that makes sense. It's like fucking magnets in more fucking belly Fuck off can't Does a little fucking slip on me can't Go like that, too It's in a fuck it it's in a fuck it got turned anyway it won't count Next question is from uh Darglin Darglin. Yeah. Yeah. Doug Lee. Yeah Michael if Marty ever did shave your head, how would you think you would react? Oh Such sadness Yeah, he'd be so sad and disappointed and he wouldn't leave his room for about three months. Yeah I just fuck yeah, I'd start a gaming channel. It wouldn't you have to wear a wig for pages Yeah, you could change your whole identity All right next question is from Katie Williamson Um This one's been asked before but then she asked a backup question as well Which made it sound like it could be interesting. Um, what dog breed is bozzly? He's a box across a wolfhound, but she asks what's the funniest thing he has ever done Oh, very good question bozzly used to be the biggest fucking naughtiest little Fuck wit and he's first like two years of life He was a fucking I couldn't get him to do anything that I wanted it took many years Of molding that cunt and spending a lot of time with him. He was a he never listened But the funniest thing that I ever saw at a dog park once He was like a year old so it's pretty big. It's the girl little And there was a girl with a ponytail and she was like running along and wiggling her head around and bozzly Ran up behind her thinking it was like a tug tug of war toy or something And grabbed it in his mouth and his paws hit her back and she's fucking face plan had come How old is she she would have been like six man, I wish I was there to see that would have been so good He would sometimes he would he would at parks that we would sometimes mean mean luke would go to these massive parks Like so there's just like so much area and bozzly wasn't used to being in such a big area So he would literally just fucking run away You go run away and I'd find him with like another family And like I'd be like annoyed because I thought bozzly bozzly and he would never come back So I'd start getting frustrated and bozzly could hear the frustration in my voice So he'd want to stay away from me and made it worse So like so I'm fucking I'm holding back rage being like bozzly You're embarrassing me. Everyone's fucking looking at us You're upset at him Oh And he'd be like so I'd be like Fighting back rage and then he and then I'd have to their times are running to fucking catch him And then I have to grab him and everyone's staring at us very calmly trying to fucking take him back out of the park But yeah, man, fucking mission Oh, man now very good. Um next question. It's from Matthew. Um I have a question for marco marco. Why are you so scared of the dentist? Who isn't scared? Yeah, I think we all are actually I have met people Girls like it. It's cool, man. It's cool. I like I've had girlfriends in the past that Generally enjoy the dentist the anesthetic clean, right? The anesthetic doesn't work even the cleans hurt a bit my gums are clean. They're freaky They're my gums are all tender and they got a hook that they use the hook can get fucked They don't use that they don't even just they don't even like they don't even just put it in gently They stab it in like to see if you've got to see if you've got a cavity just relax Yeah, just go soft if it's not heard if it's not going through leave it alone take a biopsy cunt You don't need to be fucking around with a hook you bitch. Yeah, I'm not paid a pan cunt Fucking cunt Oh, the same way you swore so much Yeah, next question is from Cody Northcott Um I'm a big fan of the drunk olympics video. Would you ever do a drug double olympics video? Maybe like imagine doing it on mushrooms. Oh It's always a sounds like a good idea, but then when we're on mushrooms. It would be like no No, no, we're not fucking filming. Oh 100% like but we should if we could fight through that would be very funny content All right, next question is from James captain. Kirk patrick. Um Question for the podcast. Oh, I don't think you guys are gonna be answer this. I can't because I think I've seen all three Um, what film do you like best scarface good fellows or the godfather? I've seen I don't even know. Oh, let's start with number one. Have you guys ever seen scarface? Yes? Okay, have you ever seen good fellows? Is that where you guys say hello to my little friend? Yeah, that's it. Yeah, alpachino Yeah, I've seen that one. All right and good fellows. Yeah, please. I don't know the dude from home alone in it Yes, it does have to do from yeah, deniro's in it too. Yeah Deniro's in all of them. No. Yep. No Um, the godfather today. I've come up. What is day? Mama mama I feel like you're on the right track, but you're not since you guys can't answer that I'll answer it for you. I think good fellows is probably the best out of the three As epic as the godfather is But I'm gonna tell you right now that scarface shits all over good fellas It doesn't I haven't seen all the godfathers So I'm not going to talk about that but scarface Scarface is entertaining and a little bit of action, but it doesn't hold up to good fellows It's one of the best gangster films ever made. I must say I can't remember what happened in good Exactly But there's probably a reason right I can remember what happens in scarface I've seen good fellas probably five times in my life. Memory doesn't lie, bitch Tell me what happens in scarface. He fucking it's it's uh gta vice city That's how I know scarface. No, I have seen it too. He goes to he works He works does he there's a scene where he's like a little hot dog caravan stand Next question is from Justin Bradford Has marco ever gone to the doctor for his toenails or is he afraid they might amputate them? No, there's nothing as needed. He just rips them off and they heal It's it's a it's a tried and tested method Is there is there an issue of ripping him off? Why would you go there? It's already it's it's done It's it's fixed. Is there an issue if we keep ripping him off No, no, no, I don't think so I've been doing it for a long time. I knock her back. No, no. They grow back. There's no nail and then one day There's a little bit of nail. Yeah, he wakes up and there's nail there The next question follows up beautifully for that one. It's from matt dog 99 What's wrong with michael was he dropped on the head as a baby? I don't think I reckon I don't think you are a baby damage done, but Hey, I don't think you are a baby. You came out a teenager. I've said 13 years. He crawled out of his mom's cunt Uh quick Oh man, you say some fancy bomb Next question is from ellie fergusson. Uh, just quickly when does a podcast come back from christmas? It's usually around the start of february. Yeah start a feb a couple of weeks in a feb We'll definitely keep yous updated. Um next question from ellen hall Hi guys, I did for the podcast. Oh, sorry. Just cut that one connor. That was a mistake. We've already gone over it Um, and we're back next question is from john roberts Boys your thoughts on squid game haven't watched yet, but we've heard a lot of friends say some good shit about it Maybe it's time we watched it, baby. I haven't seen it. You got to read it. So you won't like it Yeah, just turn them. No, there is an english dub version. It's shit out. You got to do the korean Yeah, is that korean one on netflix or is that the dub one? Both both are on there. Yep. So I have to search for the dub one or you just turn it on Turn the tv on and it knows you turn it on and then you got a lg I've got a new tv shout out to rice for giving me some beautiful discounts jb high-fiving. I think you very much my friend If you really need to walk me to walk you through it, I will but you just look look I've heard the brunt of it. Just turn the tv on. Yeah, you'll be out I All right concentrate the next question is a tough one. Wait, let's not we're not leaving this Yes, wait give it a go. We've been here for three hours. No, let me just do three more It's nice have one turn No It's so nice Oh, all right We'll google it You didn't you didn't put your heart. Yeah, because I hate it half ass. That's fucking stupid because I hate it All right, let's move on quickly read the next fucking question Not until michael calms down calm down Here we go quickly go home. He's looking at me People can't see that. Sorry. Next question is from josh. Keal. Keal. Keal Continue Oh, where you go? Oh, I got excited. Yeah, I thought he was going for a squirty Next question is from josh. Would you oh, this is can you just concentrate for this because this is a lot to take in All right. All right ready Would you rather Fight a chicken every time you get in a car Or fight one orangutan per year, but you get a sword. No way. I just fight the chicken and like it's so easy Yeah, just flies every time you get in the car and twist it done Every time you get in the car. No, I couldn't kill a chicken every day, dude What no orangutan you might die man. I've got a sword to kill the chicken You could easily like no, you've got to kill it. You mean with the sword You put him in a bag he does you know, he does specify fight So, yeah, you probably wouldn't have to you. Oh, okay. Well, there you go I'll just grab it Grab open the open the windows and it flies grab it and put it on the mom to fight an orangutan It would be to death and that's fuck. Yeah, and if you miss with the sword swipe, you are fucking dead. They kill you Yeah, they're powerful. That's it. You're dead. I feel confident with that chicken Well, I'll grab it put it in a bag and then get on We'll see if we can get that organized, right? Oh man in Thailand. Yeah, you'd have to train with swords and shit You need to train. Oh, wow. I'm so confident Matt does have a lot of skills. He's like Jason Bourne. Yeah He doesn't look like it, but he can fucking yeah, we all they trained up. What exactly 100% he's taking our balls. Can't Okay Next question from dr. Quiet Um, will you ever do a par challenge punishment video where Michael versus julian? um They said not fortnight because julian is too good at it But Michael versus julian in some type of video gaming Where a punishment goes to the loser Um follow up. Um, why is it so funny that julian is embarrassed about being a nerd? Well, it's just because he the way he presents himself as such a non. No, that's why she also adds Why is he so embarrassed about being a nerd when he has literally given a grown bald man a lap dance while in drag That is on the website. And yes julian did give matt brown A fucking good one It's just a bit missing Yeah, I'm self-conscious. So Next question is from hunter hot Cut that corner Let's sacrifice him for a laugh for many Let's leave that in Leave it in Sorry, hunter. Um Oh Next question is from billy instance Uh, can a human be be a b or simply bb could one fly a fly or fly more fly? I think we've been through this right We you can use b as examples to be more b because b's in b's but Just generally everyone can be more b It's the start of everything because human beings. We said it last time human b means So Before was that fly in flying? It's It came out of b flies a row flies the main part flies can be b. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, they both fly next question is from air force one. Um This is good Um, can you guys try summoning the devil for a video or maybe some demons? I would doing an actual ritual with candles devil star drawn on the floor reading some kind of demon ritual Fucking love to do that in a cemetery, but this fucking dog. He won't stay by my side through. Yeah, I'll be out of that too We fucked with shit before and I'm not fucking guys it again If you want to listen to a great youtube channel, mr. Ballum Fucking obsessed with him. It's such good paranormal stories Those stories are fucking crazy crazy. He's yeah, he's blowing up. He's massive now He's like four million subscribers in a year or something. His stories are that good anyway. Oh shit But yeah, oh, no, it's okay. He still works Dude that was a gift Still works John. Oh, we're sorry mate. I'll glue it. It's fixable. Yeah, it's just a bit of super glue Which we've got lying around every which way and where why did you do that? What's wrong with you? Why did you do that? I don't know. I was trying to like put an exclamation point Yeah, it's like making a point. Okay. I'm cool with it. All right next question is from lachlan hardy um Question is for matt How can one be brown? Can you be brown by browning? Um being brown and yet you're born brown You couldn't marry into brown, but you're mostly born brown. Oh, which is being being So Interesting conundrum. It's b starts. They both have bees. What b is at the beginning And b is the whole word be beginning. See what see what I mean beginning can't have beginning without b Yeah, and that should be on a toaster. You said be on a toaster to be Next question is from Matthew Knowles Question for both the boys. Um, what is it like being around a famous person sports person? Do you ever get nervous at all? So obviously you're around a fair few sports people for your Which dangerous sport in the world? Oh, it depends. Well, there were sometimes Yeah, sometimes we get a bit nervous because like we we're not used to performing in front of others But um, and you know, we'd have to talk and present and shit, but um, yeah, it's fine. I was there for, um, uh, The fey anger He was so easy. He made it so easy. Even I was I thought I'd be really nervous when he was so nice He did the most damage. Yeah, we kissed Yeah, broken rib. Thanks, mate All right. Next question is from gi freeman one Um, would you rather the backstreet boys or boys to men have their way with you? Part two to the question Would you before they would you prefer they did this in silence? Or they serenade you while they're having their way with you I prefer backstreet boys and definitely in silence if it is if I can take my mind to a place Where I don't have to think about what's happening to me being in complete silence will definitely help that You are My fire Actually, maybe I should okay one. I'll give him a message. All right, sounds good. Yeah, I don't know I should I message them and say want to fuck Yeah, can you message the I'll I'll I'll tweet it on twitter. It's a I've been loving the tweet slightly Hey at back streets boys you there Comma Want to fuck Hashtag fuck Hashtag fuck the boys. Will you get banned for hashtagging fucks on there? Swear words illegal now. Well, they have porn on twitter. So I don't know if they say fucking on there Anyway, let's see if they respond. We may have put that in motion then so great great question. No, they've replied. Oh I'm so I'm so happy hunter I'm gonna redeem myself for my cut question before because I didn't realize you asked two questions And the other one is very good Next question is from hunter height Um, scientifically, which would win in a death match a wombat or michael Hmm michael's current state. I think he wins michael Yeah, even a year ago. I'd kick it as hard. No, they are heavy man. You wouldn't be able to kick you off You'd have to get down on all fours and use your hands, man Really very fast too though. You kick it in the head. It's like kicking a bowling. It's like a jiu-jitsu match Yeah, if you have silk boots to the jaw, but still they They catch legs compact and very I've seen them. I love skulls. I think I would be really hard to do it We'd have to see if we go to tazzy. We'll have to go to see them Yeah, look, well, there's only one way to look. I'll try and I'll try and organize it. I'm not fighting a wombat Because just you know, you lose you might not have a choice. They have that's where jiu-jitsu comes from He's wombat. They're so beautiful. It's like bozzly. It's what a wombat is to me I suppose he's out here now after I was screaming his name He thinks he's in trouble. He thinks I want him closer That's fucked Yeah, he's just in my bed comfortable Next question is from Matthew Fisher. Marty, why the hell would your parents move you and them from pretty Germany to Fucking Australia where there's lots of spiders and snakes. I do not understand Like if you think about it imagine you had to be in what half a city the whole time Yeah, well, the wall had just come down. It was very volatile there. So We were just like bro, let's get out of here dad said to mom and me. I was like three and he's like, bro Get your shit, man. I'll go to fucking cab wait in your little dickhead I said that in German and then off we went. Yeah, that was translated to australian Yeah, there's no way you'd say that but like yeah spiders and snakes rather that than fucking The russians with guns Next question is from Daniel Kalad Michael why doesn't why do you think julian doesn't return the love you give? He's just a different personality. He's scared that he'll like it next question And the final question is from Tyson Williams. You are the last one of the day Michael Michael um Do your neighbors ever question the screaming and shit? I don't know All right, well, they haven't said anything that that one neighbor is always very friendly and polite and they all are They've all have been very nice so far. So no, I think I think we're good It's like there's a bit more room here So our fucked up and they knew who a couple of them knew who we were When Michael moved in so they knew what to expect. Sorry about the van for our neighbors. Oh, yeah Yeah, I'll I'll have that fucking thing wrapped around a tree can't We'll get rid of the That's it. All right. Now guys, usually we have far more segments than this But we just got the p.r. Boxing then the prank haul. Um, what other segments do we usually do? We just have german segment explanation segment. I've thrown a bit of both in the questions Okay, well, yeah, well there you go. So we've we're fucking we're getting back to our structure soon It was just this one's taken so long and we're so so silly right now We're actually not too bad. We're about an hour and 40 minutes of footage In total so then you cut it as if we cut all that down would be about an hour 30 hour and 40 All right, so it's not bad and just remember guys the prank call is in not that good of audio But just fucking it's not bad. It's not bad. Anyway, the next segment has been renamed to The p.o. Unboxed Segment And there's a segment where we open the things that you send to our p.o. Box live on the podcast And someone suggested that we should get p.o. Box gloves I love that suggestion Can someone send us some gloves because it's scary opening this shit. We had fucking like a vacuum cleaner Shit, we had pubes all over the floor. We still have that bag. We still I can see pubes on the desk So oh, yeah, there's hair and she's piss here. So some gloves would be lovely. Oh, it's the foot skin That's the foot skin. What's wrong with us? There's something that you don't hear. We should start building a person Yeah, that's a good idea. Thank you All right, this is the actual mascot. All right. This is a letter from harry All right, marty, my client closed three pictures of you ozzy pair and would kindly request you to sign them Since I'm quite a big fan of your content And once you sign those three photos return them to return address It may cost you a bit but I don't give a fuck about that Send me those fucking pictures sign you fucking dickhead. I've watched like 15 of your podcasts. You stupid bitch Yeah, you didn't say that Yeah, you didn't say that It may cost you a bit, but it's got to be worth it to me once I have these pictures sent to my door Thanks for keeping the fans happy with best wishes Damn, and I really wish you did say that. I was I had this high respect for him all of a sudden He said the letter basically says the same thing So we'll leave that on and he's got a printed picture of me striking marco in the skull with the baseball bat That's nice Picture of us under some sort of drugs. That's very nice And here up before we um Became the best man in brismund slotted a goal at the afl grand final to help the rich man tigers win Guess he doesn't get my signature Exactly Yeah, holy shit. Do you want matthew brown? He's not getting it Matt's Matt's putting his foot down come um, do you know how I don't know I've never sent a letter I fucking don't know how to do that Yeah, what do we do there and like where's the envelopes and stamps and shit? Don't we need that? We'll just email you our autograph If you send us on oh, you know what? They're on paper If you sign them, I will get them online and you can email to them. There you go Matt's got a scanner a scanner. I want to say a scanner kin What's his name? jaw jaw Can you Hurry um Oh, what can do can you message the fully actual podcast say you're the guy that wanted the pictures signed And give me and I'll talk to you and get your email and I will email you the signed pictures for you to print out Is that That'll be so much easier. It's that's not real then it's just like a a picture of our Yeah, it's a it'll be a copy That's so shit an autograph. So like it's fucking I can't even like remember that time that kid was like Can I have your autograph to jackson and then jackson just his hands were full so I I wrote jackson's name I'll just write jackson and then hand it back to him. Thanks, man I'll do the autograph mate. It's all good So just write our names harry And that's our autograph is what I'm trying to say All right next box. It's a fucking shoebox All right, this is a shoebox and I'm fucking nervous as fuck to pull this out That ends with him having to write our fucking names. Oh, I'm really nervous for Yeah, okay, this it's a dr. Martin's box. It's a dr. Martin's box, which is cool. Are there doc martins in there though? I'm so scared tape here from hold the hold the lid. So if you untape it it doesn't shoot out I'm just gonna point this towards you michael because I don't want to open it towards me. I understand Oh We have ourselves I don't know if I can hold this up. Hopefully it's hard to do though. We have a big dick dildo um, that's sense. So thank you and um, no, oh Was that you? There's a massive beetle in there. Oh my god scuttling around I'm scared to inhale a like Other shirts Manchester revival I read Where winchester revival. Oh, is this his band? It is them. Oh, I think I saw a dm I think I saw a dm from them I think I saw a dm from them saying We love you. Shit. We're sending you some shirts and then I reply. So that's where that name is for me Thank you very much and at winchester revival winchester Revival Winchester revival on instagram give them a listen. They're a fucking pretty damn good rock band. All right, and they're touring They're fucking touring there All right, let's read the letter to marty and michael fully actuantl Huh, that's clever Our band winchester revival have been long-term listeners of your podcast and we fucking love you Anyways, here's a sentimental surprise at the bottom of our package for you It's come with us too many shows and we believe it gives us good luck But it's time to pass it on to you legends and maybe one day you'll come to one of our shows and bring it along We can all reunite with it. We already missed the smell. We also threw in some of our merch for you Listen to our latest EP called the way we used to rock. It's good like fully actual good Can't tell matthew gregory brown to lay off the hemorrhoids warm comregards winchester revival Thanks guys. Yeah, there you go. Oh, so the dildo is from their shows Yeah, we'll fucking keep that and it'll it'll we won't be able to put it in videos because Zuckeberg will fucking rip our hearts out. Maybe we go watch him one night. We'll take it to back Yeah, let us give you unite it DM us when you're in brissey boys and we'll see if we can come to a show All right old school rockers, you don't see him anymore Yeah, miss bands. Where are bands now? When's the last time you heard a fucking guitar solo? I can't Huh Matthew answer me can't In a fucking new song in a new song come you can't fucking answer it. That's the end of the fucking po box come All right, prank call fucking all right guys already and cue the bad audio now And now we leave you with this wrong message What That we will be doing the prank call Oh I will be Telling the person We've never done this before we've done a version of this I'll be telling the person that I've directed the beginning of the call the first time we did it He didn't tell and then I'm just gonna say and do whatever the fuck I want to get progressively more fucked up Okay, that's the plan. I don't know how it's gonna go Fuck and we weren't sure if this is like offensive to trust people But we thought to ourselves fuck it. There's not that many of them we can deal with this So here we go Many doesn't matter if they hurt their feelings. It's just a joke. Oh fuck. It's just it's for laughs. I'm sorry I'll be in my room Hey, mate, I'm just wondering do you guys do um, uh pick up orders? Yeah, okay, great Oh, sorry, man Yeah, exactly like sorry just before we Continue I've got I actually have to rest so if you hear like we can take some stuff. That's just worries I have to rest so if you if you hear we can take some stuff. That's just what what what it is. Um, okay, so can we start? I've I've seen the menu before so I sort of rough idea. Um, but yeah Oh Yeah, right. Oh, cool. I didn't know that Was that sorry, uh, let's go 200 grand shalom, please I'm just medium rare for them I'll go fries on the side, please So Still do the peppercorn sauce Yeah, mate. Um, do you guys still do you still do the You guys still do the curly fries? Yeah, okay, great. Let's get a massive Massive serving of the curly fries, please I'll also get um, sorry I just Um guys get um, do you guys do you guys don't do pizza or do you? Uh, well, um, I'm just after a couple salads as well You guys still do the um, the bloody the salads are all yourselves. Do you guys have any? Right, right Um, I'll just get two of the Caesar salads, please Yes, please with the chicken Yeah, mate, um, I'll just get a few drinks as well. Do you guys have like You guys still do, um drinks, obviously do you guys do 1.25 liters? All right, well, just I'll just get a bottle of the coat there, please Can you sweep that over back to me? Okay, great, and then I'll just get one more steak if I could. Um, what other types is this you've got a rib eye The romp then the romps are pretty big aren't they? Look man, I'm not just cooling back if that's wrong. I'm just having a bit of trouble I'm not just having to cool you back if that's it. No worries. So just put on hold. Sorry. Sorry No worries, check scene Oh, dude Oh I'm fucking Christmas ham on the way Oh Wow, I can't believe he's stayed on he's a stern straight shooter too He's a father of three kids and he got done taking me away. Yeah I wonder if he was tempted to laugh. That's what I was Picturing the baby fighting back the laughter. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I reckon it wasn't such a stern father Then probably but like imagine if we got the same chick from last week It's a little better than last week's good. Oh, dude. How the fuck are you gonna top that? Yeah There's gonna be some fucking shit like that now on there. There's no I don't And that wasn't that bad you get to hear some weird abuse and some wax cream I should have gone more. I should have just done more. I should have screamed and fucked more Dude, look how sweaty you are. You're gonna get down Chopsies head off every time Yeah, dude, don't be so hard on yourself. Fuck it, man You need a shower Anyway, um We're still the best man. Don't forget if to like and subscribe Don't forget to So you can you can scroll down and leave a comment if you want Hello, I don't know if you like the video and subscribe if you like it Things are growing quickly here. We're very happy. We aren't monetized ever, but it's okay Because we just want more people to watch it And we just love it when you do that. Oh my god. Yes, it's good times man We have 24k subscribers now on that round on the youtube spot of five years going up. It's just it's a great time to invest Oh, imagine if Spotify invested in us just off that Dude, he said they have the fair main films boys are Spotify original. Who else did they give one to? Someone else. What's a Spotify original? Yeah, Spotify like Gives them all a podcast shit and just promotes them on Spotify. Yeah, can I see that all the time pop up on Spotify? Yeah, maybe maybe one day I don't think so not for us Not for us. We have to do it all on our own because of the things that you say We have to do everything on our own because Michael can't hold his tongue for three minutes from beginning Yeah, you swear too much He's out in a lot of mate. We blow that mate. Come on, mate. He's trying to fucking push back on me. Come on Everyone see straight food But having said that we'll see you guys later. Okay, we're the best We're the best with the best with the best with the best with the best with the best with the best with the best Fuck me. You can't that was good Bring a towel off Sorry, there are no strings on me. Bitch