 How does one truly show compassion in America these days? Answer, you vote for mentally unfit people to lead you. Of course. If you do wish to stay, well, we have just a job for you. And all that. But wait, isn't it cruel to put somebody in a position they can't possibly handle? I'm picking up your sarcasm. Answer, no! Standing them at a podium asking them questions and then nodding at the gibberish coming out of their mouth? Well, I should hope so because I'm laying it on pretty thick. Like a mother might nod at a five-year-old child expressing his thoughts about the decline of Rome? Is the truly compassionate thing to do? Oh, that sounds good. Melt the chocolate inside the bag. Is that really up to the resale value? We're like, you're right, little leader. Large wooden horses are bad. And yes, we can lower inflation by spending massive amounts of money to, like, burn all the large wooden horses in the world and display the spectacle on the public square of Twitter. I think you're gonna be okay here. They have a thin... Hmm. That's why you didn't know that. I think your brain is a thick candy shell. That'll, that'll fix stuff. Your brain has the shell on it. Are you talking? Shut up, Richard. Yes, your wish will be done, little leader. Fortunately, you now have the unchecked power of the pen. Place at a dark road, you would have a queen. Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as a bone. Check your asses to see... Wait a second. Hold on, sir. That's, that's not a good idea. I think you're overreacting. I know, sir, that it is a really big wooden horse that they left on the White House lawn, but it's just a pinata. Do we really need to hit it with a nuclear weapon? Is that really necessary, sir? Seems a little extreme. Yeah. Oh my God, he just entered the new nuclear codes. So the combination is one, two, three, four, five. That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!