 Hi everyone! I am Charlotte Crosby and I know that you all know me very, very well but this new show isn't just about me. It's about all the people closest to us as well. So I'm going to give you a little introduction on my closest crew. Me mam! Now this is an obvious one. She is me mam. I'm close to her because we are bound by blood. I came out of that woman's vagina. She is a very, very funny woman. We do fight like cat and dog. Do you know how some people are like, oh me mam's my best friend? I'd like to think she is but she's really not. She does me heading. My best friend Melissa. I have known her since we were four years old. We met in nursery and we have been best friends ever since. The friendship has been so long. We are a little bit like sisters as well. She is the most loyal, caring and sweetest girl you'll ever meet. My dogs, baby, rhubarb and banana. Baby is a girl. She is intelligent, loyal, loving and very placid. Rhubarb is also a girl. She is such a b****. She is awful. She is moody. She doesn't want anyone to touch her and she hates other dogs. Banana is the only dog with a penis. It is awful. He is wild and adventurous and mischievous and he loves everything and everyone and all he wants to do is run away. Joshua Ritchie is not my boyfriend but he is someone who I regularly kiss and cuddle. I'm not telling you whether we have sex because a lady never tells. We do it all the time! Stevie Lux. He is my tour manager. He is very funny. He seems to think that he can take the piss out of everyone else but he doesn't realise that everyone is taking the piss out of him. Luke Hallis is my friend from London. I can always rely on Luke especially when I'm feeling more sad and I'm in London alone. He's always the one person I can call and he'll be right there for us. Jamie and Adam are actually my business partners but through that we became best of friends. We do everything together. We go on the wildest holidays. We have the funniest nights out. They are very, very integral to my life. My dad is the most dry sense of humour man. He's very quiet. He's nothing like me and my mum. Dad is like the silent oak tree. Very wise but always just still. I have a brother called Nathaniel. You'll never see him but I really do love him.