 Now we've raided Matt's bin. We found a empty condom box. I'm gonna call a pharmacy and here the girl is mistress, is pregnant. Jenny speaking. I buy the condoms from you guys. I wear one lock every single time. Like there's no lock down in my mind. Boom, boom, boom. My girlfriend right, she is now pregnant. I can't have this woman pregnant. Look, I can't, I don't know what to do. Yeah, you would have to take it up with the merchandising of the company, not with us. If a drug dealer sells me bad drugs, I'm going on the drug dealer. I'm not going on the bloody manufacturer. That's too far to go, Loc. Hahaha. Welcome to episode number 30. Is it 30? Whoa. Nah, 30. Double digits of, look. 29's today. 28, yeah, 29. 29's today. We did 30 on Friday and 31's today. Holy shit. It's still so confusing everybody, but here we are. We got a jam-packed episode. We've got some crazy shit happening, man We got a good prank call. We've got some more Tinder adventures. We got some fucking crazy shit coming up this episode There's something really exciting happening in seven minutes, too for Matt Brown's benefit. So that's real. He has no idea about That sucks because if someone's come on, this is not a good day for them to show up. What do you mean? Imagine if we got like a girl to come and you would dress like that. I don't want you to have a girl come What about a boy if we got a boy to come? Don't want you to have a boy come Thank you. Well, whatever it is guys. You're in for a real treat, right? It's my anxiety. It is all to help Matt Brown Yeah, I can't say too much. Oh, I know but anyway Look we we filmed the podcast like three days ago, right? Because remember we said, oh, we filmed on a Friday now it's Saturday Sunday now it's Monday So we only filmed a podcast three days ago. So the shit talk there's not much to talk about what we do on the weekend I fucking just Mon was away on a little girls trip to Nimbun So I had the house to myself for the first time in like so long and it's fucking like it's pretty cool Just being home alone. Oh dude. It's it's definitely. Yeah, I've realized it's so rare from the moment I wake up to The entire time there's always someone around me always. So it's just like like just nice to be like your body has to have time alone Yeah, it's crazy. It's yeah, I'm just counting down seven minutes What do you reckon did you watch Netflix and chill I went to the movies and Me and the movie group went saw Bobby That is one of the most disgusting sentences that you've ever said to me in the movie group Well, there's a few of them but not everyone goes at the same time Is that why yeah, but how many this time for that fucking film for is that why you dress like that? No, this just the Barbie movie fucked you up It took over I went saw the Barbie movie with Esther. It was shit. Wasn't it? Yeah, it's he's shit. It was and I try and I try and like squeeze all these like, you know these weird Ideologies into it, but I asked Esther after the movie. I was like, oh, what do you understand that? Yeah, she's like she's she had no idea what they were on about because it's like as if they're gonna Slabliminal it's very weird. I find it very strange that they try and jam that shit into movies now It's just like just just leave entertainment as entertainment and fucking it's like should be a time when you can step away from all that shit That's going on. You should be able to watch a movie without having fucking some Ideologies of you know fucking and I don't want to get it burnt will Farrell for me like he was fucking pointless in it This is what I think that's true. Yeah Well, Farrell was in it and I got it. This is what it was That's what I think that's a puncture wound and I don't even give it any time It's yeah, it's I can't believe it made that much money. Yeah, well look at the marketing They spend like it's fucking everywhere bus stops are like full barbie. I get why now. It's just insane Atari to Shit, it's trying to say avatar Oh my god, that's like fucking Michael calling bloody Zambrette. What is it? No, Zaffarelle or Zaffarelle's for What's it normally called James Raffa's a marker calls it Zaffarelle's and I fucking yeah, it's a better Connect to the Bluetooth here James. It's the roadcaster one So this is so the seven minutes has come by now Matt and now what we're gonna do is about to happen But Matt for this coming into this. Yeah, yeah for when this for when this happens, Matt Hey, constant what when this happens. This is more of a learning lesson for you So I will do the talking to begin with okay. What do you mean? It's a learning lesson for me It's just it's just it's just a just it's educational. Okay, this will it will help you okay? We're here to help something such a nervous fucking weird-looking So it will help you but I'm yeah weekend was bloody beautiful Just sat at home and just watch sport all day and just rested my body because fuck me We're putting in some fucking big weeks. We got Michael's bucks at the end of this week So we base and then we're having a week off next week So we basically have to do like two weeks work in like fucking four days three days So it's just like man. It's fucking intense at the moment, but man I just can't wait for the goddamn box. Yeah, this time next week. We are going to be so regretful of it Oh, yeah You will witness like probably the worst podcast next week. I reckon I reckon I could be delirium They'll have good stories. Maybe on Saturday on the on the box before we get too fucked We should just set everything up just in case just in case. Oh man We could We could get some We could get some clips out of that that could be gold Yeah, man Well, we could we could call the next week's podcast Do you want to leave that to me bucks podcast and then it's all of the man We don't we only be able to have like four people under the time fuck it It's a cycle through all the people here. I'll just yeah, well someone it needs to be on security though Cuz Henry or break everything Some drinks like he would start going for the actual gear. Yeah, he will The only downside is you got to set up the cameras. That's the hard bit. Yeah Stick them on then we're only gonna have we're gonna get we're gonna forget that we're they're turned on in their recording Yeah, look, it doesn't it might it probably won't cut out. Yeah, but to have the option there is funny be good But worst case to know you're gonna get us in delirium probably the big huge come down We'll be deep depression podcast next week. Yeah, you'll see some dark shit either way At least we'll have fun stories from the box and we probably I know you probably like I'll film some of the bucks film Some of the bucks But we just like to when we're having our personal like parties and there's other a lot of our other friends They who aren't like on don't like being on on social media We just kind of like to just be in the moment and just fuck film and but well You know we'll get stories and stuff occasionally, but yeah There's not too much filming that goes on during the bucks just because we'd all be thrown into jail. Yeah. Yeah eyes would be like Diagonal and you just don't yeah, that's what happened last time My car windows a smashed car shit everywhere Hung skeleton That's real nervous now what have you explained to brown what's happening. No, just maybe we should yeah, all right Let's do it. Would you like like to yeah? Well? We took we took the we took the the forward thinking and we thought you know Maybe like all these segments. We've had to find you love and and they've had some success But we thought let's take this to the next level. So we have hired a Love coach. Oh, yeah, she's world-renowned. She's been on the today show. She's been on sunrise. She's not shit International shit. I kind of don't want to talk to her. Yeah, I knew you say that I knew you say that so Sexual oh my god. She's calling I will take the call as Matthew Brown, okay, but you can just take the lessons from this Hey, hello, this is Matthew Brown speaking Hi Matthew it's Matt the day and your book to call with me. How are you? Oh, hey, Samantha. Yeah, that's right. I did too. Yeah So, yeah, yes, thank you for thank you for the call. I really appreciate it. Oh My pleasure How can I help? How did you hear about me and? Story so look Samantha, it's kind of yeah like a long story from me I've just had like trouble meeting people And you know, I've had a few ex-girlfriends and it just didn't end well and like I just find myself kind of Like settling a little bit and and then I build resentment during the relationships over a short period of time and then Yeah, things just go south and other than that. I just kind of also Am quite like addicted to sex like I I date a lot like I date a lot And I'm not sure if me doing that for a long period of time has kind of like Distorted my view on like what a relationship and stuff should be but um Yeah, like I'm in my mid mid to late 30s now and all my mates are like getting married and Settling down and I'm just kind of like the odd one out and it's really starting to kind of affect my confidence a little bit So I'm in Brisbane Queensland, yeah Neighbours what are the chances? Yeah? Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah Well, because I have because there's a couple of ways I can help so I work with People who you know, it's very common up here. I've heard everything and ultimately When someone comes to me, they're really ready to meet the right person and they want You know a healthy relationship and quite often confidence has been knocked about I've been there to myself So yeah, that's that's all about you know, it's like it's like we I'll give you an anti-virus But yeah, it's like if I can get a virus in your laptop It's the same sort of thing. We'll just clear out the thoughts and that helps me and create really good thinking strategies And just really focus on what you want Samantha sounds great. That sounds like perfect. Yeah Are you working at the moment? Yeah, I am just a work, but it's okay I can duck out for a few minutes that that they won't mind What do you do for work? So I work at a concrete place and I kind of sell concrete to large corporations I've kind of quite high up. I've been working there for a long time and I've really worked my way up the Commend chain there. So yeah, I'm quite high up So my career is like I'm happy with my career like wake up in the mornings and like I'm proud to sell concrete concrete And shit like it's yeah, it's quite a fulfilling role. Yeah Yeah, yeah, some of my friends some date men and that's what partners in that industry and like really the industry You wouldn't believe some out there how many officers and how many trucks and stuff we have. It's just crazy When I was at uni, they said These guys call us Clearly we had like the wrong They had the wrong number or they disconnected that became our phone number. You know Anyway That's crazy. Yeah, so yeah, I can definitely Help you so really it's about Confidence and also helping you attract someone that you're really attracted to like you just stand as high. Yeah Yeah, I think that's the other thing my standards. I kind of look for like Like 18 19 year old like blonde hair like fake birds really tiny and skinny and Really tight tight little bombs and like really athletic little bodies and stuff like that And I can't kind of like Switch my thinking on that like that is what I'm attracted to But I find then that when I date them that we don't really have anything in common and it just affects me Confidence so much I get home and I'm so down and I just like Just slump in my bed and it's just really hard some days like I just Really struggle with with uh making eye contact with people and even shaking hands now Mmm So what if you could meet someone that still had those physical features that you're attracted to Then she's a little bit older and more aligned with you. Oh, that'll be perfect. Matt If you know her, let me know and send me her numbers straight away I'm just I'm just joking. Yeah. Yeah, I got it. So um, and you're funny So you can attract women, but they're just not the right ones. Do you think yeah? Yeah, something along the lines and and then as the time has gone by my confidence has just Whittled away whittled away and now I'm really just Loathe myself. I hate what I see in the mirror and I just Really can't stand myself and it just really affects every facet of my life It's just really really kind of let myself go and like yeah, it's just I'm disgusted I look in the mirror and I'm literally disgusted at myself So I'm just thinking shall I tell you some information? I guess like Are you one line dating at the moment? Do you have any profiles or photos or apps or anything like that? You you're on the channel yourself and also here you're attracted to. Yeah. Yeah, sure. So I'm on tender I'm on bumble. I'm on. Um, oh, there's a really embarrassing one that I sign up to Called fuck book. No, it's it's just this one specifically just for sex But I signed up to fuck book about a year ago But those are my three main ones that I use Okay, great. Okay. Well, how about what I what I'll do is I will Send you some more information and why don't we make another time to chat see you later in the week Oh Samantha, that'll be absolutely perfect if we could do that. Yeah All right, perfect. Uh, shall we say Just sort of lunchtime work for you. Yeah, like amandos is definitely best for me Um, could we do like yeah, maybe maybe like 1 p.m. Next monday. Do you have any availability then or? I don't know that I do it then but I've probably got something say Uh looking at maybe Like when Thursday, if that works for you Yeah, so nothing on monday's monday's is kind of like the only day it's a bit chill at work Like one of the other as executives is here So I can kind of you know delegate some work to him so I can duck out for a few minutes Great, John. I'll send you an email and then yeah, send me an email with some Some of your screenshots of your profile and things and I can figure it out. Okay, great Yeah, we'll we'll do that um and Samantha. There's might be a bit forward and stuff But like are you are you like seeing anyone at the moment or are you do you do this? Okay, okay. Yeah, there goes my confidence again No, no, no, no All right, that hurts Okay, Samantha. Well, I guess um, I'll chat to you next monday then if that's okay Excellent, excellent. Okay. I'll see you then. Have a great week. Okay. Great to meet you. See you See you That is so fucked up. She is hating her job right now. What am I gonna do with this guy? Three back to five That was spot-on though. That was very similar to Matt. You've got some notes here So she's calling it again next week and look old I if you want I can continue to get the information because I know you'd be too all like Oh, I'm too cool to speak to a dating coach So I will do the call as you because I pretty much know exactly what you would say anyway And I know you don't what do you mean? I just nailed you. I thought that was you I didn't even realize I didn't even see that it was me. Holy shit. That was a mirage One worry I have if we send her the photo of Matt's profile She's gonna like look up the podcast and no Well, the tin to ones there's no mention of the pod. Oh, there is not no I've taken it out because it's beauty because it was leading to too many upset ladies Perfect that some upset ones and we should make a fuck book Oh James took the best pitch I don't know about I don't know how I feel about the what's it called fuck book? Yeah Where's that photo? Did you like that man? All right, I'll have something to say about this. No, but seriously Samantha James said Samantha is even quite good looking herself Absolutely. Well, she's taken as you said. Yeah, mate. Come on. You're mad brown. There's ain't no stopping you It's just so Cringe it's not not helpful at all. I blur out everything as soon as she started speaking my whole brain was like Well, you have it on repeat. We have it filmed Exactly why I want to do the talking because you would have just clammed up and been 110% I would have how much did you waste on that? That was 400 bucks the initial consult and there's an extra $500 for an hour call next Monday Fuck off. You're paying that 100% so you show some appreciation and do this and do this on yourself. No Man, holy shit, so we was paying for that dude. We spend we are money on you the sponsors of this podcaster. No That is a waste of money Dude, if you learn even one scary give information, I consider that a raging suck sex I'm not in the right outfit to look angry Suck sex We are so suck sex for Oh, anyway, should we move on to the fucking sponsors brown town? Hey, you like that or what? Look at him. He's all flustered. It's all for you. Everything's for you. It's all for you. Everything's for the brown Um Yeah, I'm not flustered. That was just so I'm just more upset at the money. You've just wasted wasted. That's a waste Is that really how much very informative and she said she said she wanted images of the girls are matt's um attracted to Did she really I think so didn't have to play it back. I didn't I don't think so I think she said she wanted to see her. Um, see all of these profiles So funny. She thinks matt's attracted to 18 your whole fucking should absolutely make a profile with that with that one See when she written in the in his tinder profile, she changed it to only swipe right if you're 18 or 19 and belong with fake tits That's cold. Anyway, very very informative very helpful. You are welcome matt You can all fuck I don't think I want to do this Well that ends well, it's hard to like see hear what he's saying when he looks like that He's got babies strapped to his arms for those. Yeah, today's not the day to be upset about something Yeah, exactly. I feel like you missed a career in like costume design, but like for like Fucked up like horror serial killers Yeah, this you look like a cross between like a clown and an acrobatic like 80s acrobatic girl Yeah, I knew you had a gift when we had that boy's trip and you dressed up as the geisha It was unbelievable. It was like the attention to detail. Are you helped with that? Oh, but only I just did what I was told was your idea brown This is all brown's idea. Oh, what a beautiful talent He loves his pinkness Highlights his pink skin tinge Very good. Oh fucking sponsors. All right, everyone. All right boys Oh, thank you, James. You have all the I'll be back later. I want you to breathe in at home Feel your lungs and then Calm your mind clear your mind and listen to my words Go to manscape.com and buy their fucking grooming products They got ball wipes and hair trimmers and ear fuckers and dung fuckers You put your dog down with their fucking knives You can go to their website. 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Well, let's have a mighty little big Blast bong break full inhale of the weed smoke We'll be back with mad buzz mic And we're back I kind of cut that all that last cause yeah That's why i said end we're back Edwin's back and winds clack Oh, look at Matt sipping at his bloody piss Is that a mother? Yeah, thank you for supporting them. Yeah, we are sponsored by mother. We are mother energy drink ambassadors Anyway, sorry about that all right What just came out of that? It's not what is it? Oh you sickness I don't know that's been there for ages. Where's it came? Must have come out of your chair No one knows what you're talking about Matt think about those people listening at home condom. Yeah And this is a segment where matt and michael go head-to-head every single week and we tally who's winning and he's currently 14 to 13 15 to 14 to michael Okay, 15 14 to michael And where this is episode 31. So we're getting closer all right the winner of this competition overall gets to keep matt's bottle of Mints which will be at our podcast live finale which if tickets are still available right now The link will be in the description for so if you're in brisbane You want to come watch our live show? It's in november on a saturday, and we're all going to a bar after and getting fucked up with you So if you want to come to that link in the description if tickets are still available I'm not sure. Okay. I don't know what date or whatever this fucking things can't ant rod But right now all that matters is matt versus michael and today We find out Who is the better sculler sculler sculler I have here two huge glasses of water and they will take it in turns to skull the glass the other one May use their words to try and distract them while they're sculling no touching None of that you can say or say with your words something to try and stop them from sculling All right, I will time the skull two questions Yeah, I will win is the first question Second question is is it pure water because I ain't drinking a tap water. I knew I knew you were gonna say that and yes It is pure water. Holy shit. This is big brown. Are you even good? Do you know how to drink? No, I can't scull Matt come on a bit of confidence. I'll try but i'm just saying michael has years of alcoholic He's just gonna open your world It's just he doesn't scull alcohol I can't scull this experience is quite he does not scull alcohol i'm a sipper He's a very quick sipper like a lizard at a watering hole Let's get it on papers is wrong. Can I wait can I have another request can I have james sit in on this? Yes, james. Could you please sit in on this? No, sorry no spilling any spilling I will add Five seconds. Oh, yeah, I like that. Yeah, well done marty. It must be it must be a clean skull All right scissors paper rock to see who goes first Do you want to bet koopa just just reminding you it's too is it too an oh Okay, I'll let you choose $10 We bet big here at marty and michael You got okay, right koopa one of our editors thinks that My that for five dollars michael will win anyone else Okay No, you don't ready scissors paper rock Scissors paper rock. Yes, you're going first Oh, is matt allowed to stand or must he sit? Uh sit just for camera. Can make sure you all right so no spilling matt and the time will start Well, I'll can't eat down from come on brown. Just wait. I'll can't eat down. Okay. Now. Let me get my come on all right All right Come on matt here. We go clean mind and skull 3 2 1 go Go go go matt brown. That's fucking good matt. That's good don't spill any fucking good. Come on matt Keep going keep going keep going matt this is fucking good shit Go behind you go go go all the way up stop well done dude that's not fucking bad what do you get 21 seconds 21 seconds 20 seconds and 94 milliseconds sorry sorry I've got a lot of you I just spilled a little bit yeah you can get water poisoning no you can't touch him but you can't abuse it because I would but I'm in the way all right all right Michael you can make him I'm so dude if you if we made Michael laugh it's a guaranteed win can't skull and laugh at the same time smelling the water he doesn't trust me I wish it was vodka dude oh kill him all right ready three two wait wait oh five seconds added three two one go don't spill any don't spill any fucking well oh come on what the fuck oh man oh yeah it's called my rod that's unbelievable this is disgusting dude that was really gross if you didn't stop though it would have been much closer I had too much of my stomach already no because then you filled it the rest of it lost a mother well done got half of your time well just I was once again disadvantaged because I'm sitting at a skeleton a whole drink of mother and then you pull out on me hey I've been drinking water the whole time from my copper water shut up you fucking weird Barney Rubble all right so Michael got Barney Rubble if you had a job interview Barney Rubble who the fuck is that Flintstones dude I see all right so Michael got 13 seconds Matt got 20 which extends Michael's lead it is now 16 to 14 Matt you need to pull it together these last few weeks also none of you said anything during here you needed more you needed more support you you look like you're about to stop so I was trying to fight I said spill it you I wanted to say I was going go go like firing you up none of you helped sorry I'd rather you're being that's victim mentality I just I'm always at a disadvantage oh my god he pulled that one out of the worst time my stomach is just full of mother it's just it's all in you right now so there is that how full your stomach is it's all still able to fit in so it doesn't matter you can you can fill your stomach in one second there's still fucking room in there terrible time it was I could have drank two to your one I still think he would beat me anyway he's and yeah he drinks better than me yeah you really I don't really think I've seen you scull before it was really like I've seen him like he wasn't swallowing it was just slowly pouring into his body it hurts I've seen him scull before I saw I was shocked that when you said that you've never seen him scull sculling comes out very yeah I can't remember Michael sculling yeah I try if I scull it can get dangerous responsible I owe you money Cooper shit all right and that's fucking all right that was fun we haven't done this shit clap for age it's good it's realized that was a good one all right chill and move right along remember we went to do it at the live and we never did it yeah maybe we'll do it this time I will forget maybe all right that was for client and what's the for clients in the class all right everybody it's time for everyone's fuck you should we do a no let's not do a screaming segment I need to save my voice let's get into Matt's tinder adventures because boy oh boy are they beautiful hit it brown t i n d o we have Matt's tinder ha ha ha Matthew Brown is lost control now these women won't lose their souls all depression for me today why nothing why oh man come on man did you must bullied bullied by you guys a lot today dude we call the fucking dating coach and then me with a dating coach and then that's it and then you were just shit it's sculling so bullied me yeah see bullying me shit it's sculling that's okay you're gonna bully me with tinder adventures oh dude you would love this you will probably if i'm not here next episode guys you know he's probably in his room listening to that ever next week so i can't wake up ha ha ha ha ha ha see Matt singing that to himself in the shower wake me up inside i gotta wake up all right Matt starts the conversation with i've got a new steel ladder on the weekend how was your weekend oh nice i've got one of them they perform really well yeah good spending up at the gold coast had mate's hens night you yeah i've got like 12 of them now there's so handy i use them for everything oh cool i love hens and bucks they're so fun i've actually got a box this weekend stay off the grass as my mother would yell ha ha that's good i reckon hey you can get up to all kinds of trouble in the mischief you can get up to oh nice that's awesome we'll enjoy your bucks party mom's no best yeah but don't worry there's no strippers or anything commenting we're just a close group of mates and just a party together i promise i wouldn't i don't want you worrying about me we had a stripper they couldn't keep their hands off me it was just irresistible haha that's no fun haha no you can't make me worried like that now lol i'm not worried i'm sure it would be a great night with the boys have a wicked night make me jealous with all the fun you're having wait what oh yuck oh no the stripper had his hands all over you oh yeah and you were just okay with that lol you look trying to make me jealous or something he's a stripper for fuck's sake he's never gonna settle down there's no point in pursuing anything with him i would never do a thing like that he did and he knew how to use them of course i can't complain with a heart and hot half-naked man who wants you that wants you oh damn i thought i found my dream guy you're so right all right so you're just on tender for roots and meaningless meaningless slugs buried up here i'm looking for long-term partners not someone who brags about getting gripped and groped by a stranger crane beans have more stability than this oops my bad you're right a bean has more stability i'm new to this whole tinder thing yes same here i need someone to take two after parties and events i can't help it the camera and everyone loves me i'm eating like 15 fucking sausages right now is that the end of the conversation that's good that is so fucked up man stupid crane is she unmatched what she just stopped no i just like because i've only had literally only had half a day yesterday where i did tinder tinder converse because it's only been three days since our last podcast but anyway that's brilliant that starts with persuade me i make amazing sandwiches i'm outside your house i'm breathing quickly do you need a drink of water or a ventilator to help you breathe better i need to i need a slit to fill oh my god dude no well stop hiding in the bushes and come inside i'm sure it could help you with that whoa where do you live i want to split you and gush my internal fluids throughout your corpse i live in a house oh you're such a tease i thought i had you then i thought i would get to my feed tonight oh no i'd love to help you out but i have my son tonight and i don't like people in the house when he's home sorry i'm green and silver in the moonlight you're outside like looking for a and then after that you notice for the first time you're green and silver in the moonlight and say it to her that's so good oh my god i love that all right holy s**t she's keen yeah i know like she was like we'll come i want to uh to fill us sleep and she's like oh i'm inside then she says all the kids there man anyway all right matt starts with all i'm asking for everything be me you what it's a it's from a poem all i'm asking is for everything i added the be me at the end because i thought it sounded heapsick pretty cool hey are you smart too haha it was heapsick apart from the spelling mistake oh where's the spelling mistake be me instead of be mine i thought you were smart oh no i mean the be me i believe that when you find your true life partner you slowly emulsify into one human so be me means i want you to be that person to be me that's f**k i'm clay okay i'm confused it's okay but i get it sort of sorry here we go so be me is me asking if you're willing to become so close with me that we merge into one person one me and we'll both be me as one tell me about yourself and hurry up oh no hurry up what's all the rush for babe i'm 43 i don't have time to waste be me i need to find out i'm ready to become one with someone i will be the most intensely affectionate person you you have ever been with your profile says you're 36 yeah i just made 10 to seven years ago and i haven't updated my bio in a while i don't know why i'm still here when you're talking so much s**t very good question maybe we're just connected and there's an energy between us that is undeniable maybe or maybe i'm just drawn to things that i know are going to traumatize me to experience to experience great trauma first you must experience great pleasure so what do you say shall we plow ourselves to pleasure town and worry about the trauma later before you go to pleasure town i think you need to go to therapy then i'll reconsider come with me then we can hook up in the car park and come when you come and pick me up sounds hard not gonna lie therapy rewards we'll call it i'll go to therapy five times a day and i'll get them to prescribe antidepressants and we'll snort them and then f**k till we so we don't lose consciousness please that sounds so wholesome and romantic i'm down and if your extra were behaved i'll let you do a line of antidepressants off my titties whoa then we can be sultied forever i'm f**king hunched over and my head is dangling right now i've got super long arms and fingers let's swap teeth and then she unmatched it looked like it was going somewhere oh my god dude that's intense all right matt starts with um tie knots and shoelaces and when they bend over to untie them lay the whole weight of your body on them it's gesh i'm gesh gesh i'm afraid i don't know what that means i was just telling you a joke you have to imagine what i said is happening like this lay my fingers down on the table and stare at my mother while you grate my tips off see it's funny when you think of it happening the look on your mother's face would be so funny are you having a stroke it's a joke he's still not getting it you have to literally literally close your eyes and imagine what i'm saying okay imagine duck taping like 15 cats together and then trying to sell the ball of stuck cats to a zoo and pretend it's a lion see that would be funny if that happened no reply that is f**ked that is so f**ked up things are out of control today i've really like this gesh i've really like this setup of this one it says there's a crowd of people who want me dead and this just starts like that but i've already got away anyway we'll save that one for next week so she starts this one so she's really keen hey how was your weekend graphic i saw an old lady slip as she was running for the bus she fell forwards on her forehead and her forehead landed flush on the gutter bone fragments splintered through her skin as her head bounced back she began to scream louder than i've ever heard anything before i had to cover my ears the screams lasted like 30 seconds and then she fell silent blood was oozing from her head ears eyes and spraying out of her open mouth was so f**ked did you hear about it it was on the news south side near carondale damn that's unlucky first i've heard of it my weekend wasn't wasn't nearly as graphic yeah i've had to take the day off work i ran over to help her and her skull had shattered a huge dent deep enough that it hit her brain her tit slipped out of her open shirt and i had to walk away so brutal but i'm sick of talking about it let's change your subject did you do anything for river fire what did her nipples look like oh like crispy overcooked eggs but i didn't want but i don't want to talk about it okay i need to know more crispy overcooked eggs you didn't mention electricity in your first message or is that just the natural state of her nipples that was just the state of them she was like a hundred years old but yeah her scream is what stays with me it was louder than any sound i'd ever heard before like one thousand screams but all at once but please can we just change the subject no reply dude that's f**ked yeah all right last one and this one is on is ongoing as well i think i read the beginning of this one a few weeks ago but yeah so she starts with hey mr brown how are you wink face i'm swinging on tree branches ha i f**king love hanging out at parks what's you been yeah i remember oh my god i was at the zoo being a monkey sounds like fun though oh sh** i throw really hot pies at the meerkats they sprint over and then the filling burns their little faces i've only done it once though i thought we were already talking yeah we are please don't ever leave me haha fully left me you pop back up in my recently matched thing oh so there was a bit of time between these messages that's why that sounds confusing i have a habit of popping up in places like gardens and from foxholes how's your sunday want to drink and take pills i mean that sounds delightful right now i've got kodi xanax mdma pills and some endones usually i take one of each it's a f**king weird feeling usually you just black out for like 15 minutes haha jesus f**k seeing of as a seeing as i've had literally what only coatings and endone i reckon i just take an mdma that had f**ked me up hectic you got snap no i don't got snap but i do have instagram i want to crush up all the pills and snort them off your tits you down haha definitely down i'm pretty keen to get f**ked up friday or saturday night after work i want to get so f**ked that i have to thumb my flacid flesh up your holes haha sounds like a fun night out oh i'm so excited i'm collecting nangs off mates have you ever shot up i've only ever done it once before haha but no pressure i know it might be a bit full on the pills heaps of fun as well no reply dude that oh is she going to reply or is that like i think so yeah that is insane the she she sees potential in you i'm gonna thumb my flacid cock in your holes that is so that is not what a girl wants to hear dude that's what i thought man but there you go you sent it you sent it oh man oh my god dude that was very good and that is the end of matthew's tinder adventures so as you can see some very interested ladies and yes man i will send you their details when the cameras are unrolling but you never f**king approve anyway you just always deny i have women lined up out the gate for you in really sort of fun scenarios some of these like there are some of them who have said yes to just coming over not saying one word and letting you do what you want to them that's crazy that that one agreed to you just thumbing your flacid cock yeah like yeah so you've you've like you literally there's you got nothing to lose now if you did do that with her you could just get really f**ked up and if you didn't get hard you're like yeah i warned you about this yeah she would not give a f**k so you basically have a hall pass to just do as many drugs as you can and see if you can have sex you're welcome mat brown let us are discussing discussing men ever since the barbie film man you said yeah you said men like patriarchy oh dude but yeah there you go very good so what's the next step for climbing all right guys let's answer oh that's f**king stickers so mat stickers now stickers you still haven't returned the stickers you still got the po box f**king toast office yet sitting with the thief yeah what did you take the stickers back no i haven't paid but i haven't been back yet now yes you were there today no i didn't go in um so i'm adding a little t-rex looking thing to my thing today but you've already got a t-rex now i want more oh what mat come on now that's my sticker for today but i will say today has i i need to make an announcement you're pregnant no there is metamorphosis a new shop in term side and it's called mint collectibles and it sells a lot of cool s**t basketball cards ufc cards stickers and they just opened this weekend and so um yeah pretty excited about that yeah that sounds really really exciting f**k you man that is such a s**t f**k you anyway mint collectibles yeah oh they didn't ask me to shout it out or anything it was just we haven't even been in there yet have you take him yeah i went down and suck them off yeah take your movie i went down and i went down there and had a look at the other new store you and your movie group like brunch and croissants and s**t i like croissants you and your movie group f**king no they're right aeroplanes they're not they're not into the trading cards and stickers but i definitely am and yeah it's a cool shop you guys should come down have a look you watch movies no thanks man all right let's f**king move on for f**k's sake is you oh yes oh questions yeah yeah let's answer some of your f**king finest questions hit it brown you have all the questions and we have all the answers and we've got lots of dances for you and this is a segment where we answer your questions so if you want to answer one of your questions please comment on the mighty Michael fully actual youtube channel we answer the most like questions first so once you've commented your question have a scroll through and have a read and like some of the other questions you want to answer now remember we are two weeks ahead so if you comment and your comment gets the most likes and the next week the episode comes out and you're like oh do you need some more questions so remember we're two weeks ahead so we're going to go back two weeks okay so if you want your question and answer look for the answer in two episodes time all right um Bryce Carter 8685 um he has asked and this got them this got the most likes but i don't know if it if it works if it works um was Michael actually upset when Marty spent all his arcade card points remember you had a lot yeah like how much did you have a thousand he had i had enough to get a playstation the latest playstation oh and then i was just gonna buy you one i just still haven't gotten around to that yeah he's gonna remind me yeah yeah yeah well just i've haven't i don't really play at home i only play at the brownery yeah no that that like Michael went through a stage when he was single years ago he would spend like a fucking dumb shit amount of time at the arcade and he'd find all the games that aren't even fun he wanted the tickets so you're losing money you're losing money by going there and spend playing the game to get the tickets like you spend like five bucks even if you get the maximum amount of tickets it's only like a dollar's worth of tickets i remember mark were getting angry me because i was playing the skill test because they didn't give any tickets yeah yeah that's true i agree skill mononess i love the skill tests and i just because they're like the the claws it's it's a fake machine we've seen it now when locking jackson bought one they literally locking jackson bought a claw machine and there's literally setting you click it and it goes and it's just limp and then every now and then it goes hard yeah it's like every 10 yeah or it's a so there's no skill involved at all it's just a fucking limp dick thing or you can change a setting and it grips every time you win every time yeah it's not i regret it it wasn't cool to do we all have our problems like matt goes and sees films with movie crew members and he hasn't gotten changed since he went to the barbie move that's how he went i went through a stage where i spent money at the arcade yeah man and you were so good at all the arcade every now and then like we'd be like you were really good as a group we'd be like you're like oh why don't we like kill a bit of time we'll go to the arcade and mark would just fucking destroy everything you knew everything about every fucking game there was a game that went around it was like push these little circles around in a big circle and you push a button and it claws one into a hole and now you could get and each one was a certain amount of tickets and Michael really goes 100 like 100 tickets was the most you could get and there was only like three little ones out like 500 some 500 tickets and he goes watch this watch this first go boom and nailed it yeah and they're very good he'd only play that game if they're 500 ticket blocks on the board if they weren't he wouldn't waste his time man i should have just spent my time at the casino yeah i guess i would have probably had made more i guess i just enjoy the game because the colors caught me yeah next question is from peter hunt 2193 um uh you guys don't have to answer this if you don't want to um what was the process of getting the new creators onto the website um it was well first of all we needed to find guys that we like we mark along i look back at how where we've come to and back in the day when we first started we'll fucking just making some real fucked up videos just torturing ourselves for nothing for no views nothing and so the the first motivation was finding other people in the same kind of boat who make really crazy but awesome content that just can't get it monetized anywhere don't get paid for it so it just kind of goes to waste so we thought fucking kylovik he's like because he has had all of his shit he said so many accounts deleted everything he does just gets deleted but he he's crazier by far than all of the jackass crew i would say he jumped off like a building that was four stories high yeah bar johnny noxville i reckon he's like up there with the psychoist motherfucker i've ever seen yeah he does some crazy shit and so like people need to see that yeah people need to fucking see that because it's just like that's such it's literally a shame some of it's like full on but like it's it's it's a shame that no one gets to see that shit and zack ass same shit he's he's you know he's got he's he's had heaps of stuff get deleted and he is constantly like he's been in jackass four and he's constantly like there's it's hard for people who make content like us to make a career out of it to make a living he's not you know he's not fucking he he's he's just been in a movie he should be fucking loaded but no all the content creators like us struggle hard so surely there's more out there who just isn't we're not seeing that's that's what we're hunting for that's what we're literally once we um you know get enough members to pay for zack ass and kylevic then we're gonna find more then we're gonna find more so every time someone subscribes you're supporting not just us now you should be supporting the entire type of content that michael and i make the fucking brutal shit that no one gets to see so it's pretty much you're supporting a charity yeah we're a charity now and all proceeds go to us for our charity next question is from kody northcott 9827 do you boys know where the host is well funny you mentioned that because i saw the cracker milk crew here the other day and um they said they'll film on a docker with him oh no but like oh yeah i haven't fucking um yeah i haven't seen him apparently he's pregnant surely that's a rumor yeah i think it is i made it up just then yeah and i was definitely a lie but yeah he's he's around and um i can confirm that yeah the cracker milk crew like no no like he was like they were literally like walking around a house and shit and i didn't see him but like they're over at that weird is that what a caravan over there oh what you haven't seen them before i've never really noticed it yeah they're kind of hanging around a caravan that's like kind of in the corner of the yard um i don't know but yeah something's coming brown sorry you're on the hose to get along well i reckon yeah maybe if i dress like this he'll see me as a friend as an equal next one is from a j spence 91 91 after michael gets married can we get another podcast with mononamba um just uh i find them very rewatchable it would be cool to get their insight into their weddings yeah yeah why not yeah we'll do a bunch with them there's like yeah we do want to fucking get them more involved yeah we should we'll do a website video with them too yeah dude that that reactions to our fucked up video is going to be pretty hard but hey at least i kind of feel better once they have seen it though because then it's like like i like sometimes i worry like imagine in 10 years time like they're trying to cancel us or something and they're like look at these sick fucks and there is some rough shit and then some shit comes out that mona hasn't seen before and she's like oh fuck i didn't know that there was this she didn't know it's that fucked i didn't know it was quite that fucked up oh shit yeah just the other day it got real dark we did a video called the pain chair and i'm pretty sure it was painful i vomited in yeah i vomited yeah that's right an area that shouldn't be vomiting you vomiting in my mouth is like birds oh i don't want to fucking think about it i don't want to think about it anymore let's move on remember ace ventura there you go little buddy yeah that's what happened that did funny face yeah that was good next question is from Joseph Oliver John when did Matt Brown turn into a conglomeration of Marty and Michael um i'm guessing he means that i merged into you guys you beat us yeah look at this became b look at this and he also followed up does also he wants to know what a dog shot is because he doesn't know what that is a dog shot is when no one is looking and you you punch them when when they're not looking at you or expecting it that's also known as king hit or coward punch or hero punch i think it is like a full like as hard as you can a dog shots more of a jab like you reckon yeah yeah i would say a dog shots just a bit like he's fucking punch someone on the back of their head and they're not when they're sort of like oh no man no no no it wasn't me it wasn't me and you just sort of whack him one boy like they're like you're in front of their face and you like just quickly hit them without them like well if it's if it's if they're looking at you know i would just say that that's just a normal fight that's it that's just but a dog shot is a fucking quick one of the fucking head when they're not looking and a king hit is like a full blown haymaker when they're not looking when they're not looking no one does king hits anymore ever since that stupid campaign you don't watch the news anymore it's fucking killed king hits that used to be there all the time like it would be nice to see one every now and then i'm not gonna lie dude i haven't heard about some dude dying for ages yeah you see about it all the time actually mainstream news no that is so true i remember when i was in high school when i was in high school oh do you hear about my mates may got king hitting like like it was standing there was a king hit a day you know we're hearing a lot about now stabbings yeah stabbings is different that's too far prefer to bring back the king hit i reckon what would you prefer a stab or a king hit a king hit i've been king hit yeah but would you got king hit in the line that time no but a king hit i i don't know if i prefer i think i'd prefer like a king hit you can die because you're knocked out when you get hit and then you if your head whiplashes on the ground hard enough you're fucked but if you're stabbed like that yeah i'd get yeah it depends where you get stabbed but just like a knife like that long i'd get king okay get king hit and make sure you just not just don't die that's what i do because that's what i've done one's a head injury and one's just like a body injury i think i'd prefer to get stabbed as long as an awesome can i defend the stabber stab would hurt no i'm not i'm not keen to get stabbed then i reckon they need to stop the stabbings bring back the king hit because it's too much the knife is too much you prefer to get king hit as well i don't know i see that sounds bad too there's no good there's no good outcome yeah no well i've done it i've done that tick that off it's fine it's not that bad i can flip it your eye goes fills up with blood for a week and then it goes back down i think i've been king hit before that's so good so you can joke about it because it's happened to him yeah i'm a victim of it and but yeah knives is like he's gone too far you're playing yeah don't believe knife in kitchen go play with fork yeah yeah we'll just yeah um there's a question from james here you might be able to answer it has james that oh no he's so dumb that's why that's why you dumbest person no no glass shatter what was it as he broke he broke is that big glass that we had the sculling comp with oh no is that bad yeah you have to tell Luke you broke one of his beer glasses oh no he loves those big ones here by the way i swear she's gonna look straight at me she comes in yeah yeah she's dropping her off just kidding don't king hit don't stab one final question it's from the wonky donkey one two three one um Matthew go around who looks more who do you think would look more fuckable bald marty or michael oh man you already you look great bald i don't look great bald you look i reckon i'll refer you with your head shaved and grown i have seen marty's shame with jackson same with a lot of dudes but it doesn't suit me i haven't seen marty i've seen marty shave i haven't seen michael shave so it'd be very hard to make a decision but yeah i don't know i i struggled marty's got the right i can't even remember what you look like shaved who is more fuckable for me changes on a day-to-day basis i feel like the the fucking yeah because the head shave is also so associated with the fucking army that's why you know you are so against getting a head shaved no no it's literally just because you're that was at one of your lowest points so you looked at yourself in the mirror and thought fuck i look so shit when in reality you probably didn't look that bad it's just because you were overall feeling shit did you take a photo of when you some there's probably a photo somewhere i've got it instilled in my brain and you just some people have the heads for it you've got a head that works brown lucky you got a full head for it you've got you've got a head you do brown yeah you've you've got you've got a head jackson looks way better with a shaved head well some really good-looking people really good i love him with a shaved really looks good but really good-looking people just look good in any haircut that's why models have a job you know that's why they just yeah look at Brad Pitt he can shave his hair or have long hair yeah exactly yeah some people can just have anything and they look good me with long hair can you imagine me with a long hair i'll do so gross i would love you it'd be so thick but thin and wispy remember that bald cut photo of you you sort of had i've got a picture of that was him at high school dude you had like this fringe that came down long hair dude i've been sending my driver's license in because when you when you get fucking like a bottle of wine on door dash fucking couple of weeks ago and you have to show them your id and yeah it's so i'm having to show my id for stuff now sometimes like even like some forms and shit we'll fill filling out today and that haircut picture i have on there on my license is just so fucking it's coming back to buy me but no issues so far yeah well you've got that for five years well i struggled with like it's just a normal photo but it's um i had the hair like so i just renewed it so many times i like hair and i'm clean shaven in my photo and for ages i'd go up to nightclubs and i'd put my id and they'd look at it really like is this suspiciously now i've got a new one with a shaved head but yeah it's a tough day but yeah unfortunately shaved head wouldn't work for me somebody would win there's a little little bug floating around brown space oh all right well let's just have a very quick bong break everyone and we'll be right back with the prank call and we're back all right guys it is time for the prank call and today darin is back now we've raided matt's bin and lo and behold we found a an empty condom box um with well one condom left in it um so he's been a busy busy boy um but anyway so i'm gonna call a pharmacy right as darin and i'm upset he's upset because the girl he's fucking he's got a missus and here the girl is he's mistress he's pregnant and that's um the condom and the condoms kind of he thinks they guarantee 100 protection how come he's ain't walking answering your phone hello hey jenny my name is darin um and i'm just locked in a bit of a panic at the moment lock i bought one of your um products uh maybe lock uh week ago oh sorry lock i've been buying this product off use for lock months and months lock i'd say for the last lock yeah right i've been coming to you guys buying this product um and i've just kind of found out that he doesn't lock it's not it hasn't worked um like it should have and um and now lock it's yeah i'm a bit i'm a bit panicked about at the moment sorry i buy the condoms from you guys lock i get the the brand lifestyles condoms from you guys okay you understand and okay so without going into lock too much detail in that lock i wear one lock every single time lock there's no lock down my mind boom boom boom every single time i am very safe i'm lock you know i'm i'm so so safe when it comes to that stuff right but i've come home like this just happened last night right and i've just found out that my more girlfriend right she is now pregnant and i'm like reading the packet and that and like it's like and then i see on the back like and that i was like that can't be that can't be true like she must cheat or something but then i read on the back it says here no no form of contraception can provide 100 protection that's correct so like how come that's locked in such small rotten lock on the back of it and that like don't shouldn't that be lock first thing you read like like 99% in that because i would lock won't put two on or something to double up in that to make sure that this doesn't happen because like i can't have this i can't have this woman pregnant lock i can't i don't know what to do like yeah but that's like that's like i can so use for like defamation and that if you don't put that on the box like because you're selling a product right that don't even work it's 99% or something right but like you's got to put that on the box otherwise that's like defamation and shit i can get like cops and shit involved would you like to speak for our families yeah yeah and i'll definitely get put him on the phone because this is like this is like her right yeah i can put her on the phone yeah yeah yeah that's what i said yeah and you would have to take you would have to take it up with the merchandise i think of the company not without what so if we don't make them you're you're the yeah but if if a drug dealer sells me bad drugs i'm going on the drug dealer i'm not going on the bloody manufacturer that's too far to go like you just could potentially run my life here like he's not one when my if my wife finds out that more that my girlfriend he's pregnant like i'm done my life is over okay so he's like need to compensate in that because like he's got to put that 100% on the front otherwise i could sue you for defamation and that i will put the pharmacist on i won't do a moment yeah put her on yes i will put her on hello Catherine speaking i believe you're speaking to my store manager in regards to good yes yeah no that's right yeah yeah so look i've bought like like like i'm like stressing right out like you can imagine my stress right now look i've like had i've been very safe right first of all i'm one of these safe safest sex sex people i know right like i'm always tarping up every single time i tarp up right and now some reason right she's she's she's fucking calling last night saying fucking she's done two pregnancy tests and she's fucking pregnant and i'm like what the fuck like what do i tell my wife first of all if that's the case and second of all if if your product ain't 100 effective you's got to say that you's got to be you's got to put that on the box and that otherwise you get done for like defamation and shitlock i can just come in sue you guys now because like like now what i've got to pay like child support and shitlock you's got to you's got to do you's got to chip in on that unfortunately you will have to bring this up with the manufacturer because we're not the one who makes the condom um so i can give you the manufacturer's phone number but did you know the company did you or did you or not know that condoms were not not a hundred percent safe did you or did you not know that condoms are never hundred percent exactly right so you knew that's what i'm saying so you's got to put a sign on on or something like he's kind of blokes going on anything 100 percent if it's only nine on all people have sex more than more than nine in on tom's in their life do you know i'm gonna i'm gonna have to stop you there so we can't add any other advertisements materials or statements onto a manufactured product without the manufactured product confirmed yeah that's so unethical but that's just so unethical in that because like he's he's know what's going on you still do he's just doing it for money and that and now my life's locked down and you don't even give me someone else's number what do you think they're gonna do they're gonna say oh it's your it's the bloody farmers fault they should have bloody let them let the let the customers know hey mate this one's not 100 percent have a little sign up on the front from the front desk there where you check out and that look how condoms aren't all 100 percent it's like so important don't you get it like this is like a guy's life is over as soon as he's misage pregnant it's fucking done my life is done if this shit goes through but like i mentioned that needs to be raised with the actual manufacturer i'm not with us yeah so it just blows my mind but can you see lock lock let me level with your lock your you know this product ain't 100 percent lock effective and you know that and you're watching blokes going big smiles on their face oh yeah no no yeah just a pack of these things and you you sit there thinking fuck that bloke thinks it's 100 percent if he goes out and fucks 100 times one of the times is going to be fucking he's going to have a fucking baby so like i've not i'm seeing this multiple times but we're not the one who manufactures the condom and we're not the one who advertises the condom that's just being sold as a third party and if there's any issues you have to come okay all right look i'll find lock the condom number and that but lock seriously look maybe lock just take it as a customer suggestion lock put signs on the corner i'm saying like these are not 100 percent just a little lock post it no like you know them little uh yellow ones with the sticky bit at the top there just put like by law we can't do that i know by law law schmore mate your bloody run and his blood blokes lives like you ruin on blokes right this is a business that we're running yeah exactly and that's what it comes down to it comes down to money over people and i'm i'm sick of it to be honest no that's not what i'm saying i'm saying there's some laws that we have to obey we have to follow yeah who do you think put them laws in there but like it's would have been lock um manufacturer and that would have done that put the laws in it yes that is exactly why you have to raise this with manufacturer because we can't go against the law and policy from the manufacturer okay look all right i'll give them a buzz right now look i need the use have something like if someone is 16 16 weeks fucking pregnant right do yous have lock is there lock us like a pill or something or is there lock supplementation or something that i can get that lock um you know what i mean that lock um that that makes that that makes it needs to be raised with a doctor and you'll have to grab a prescription so it can't be done you'll have to go through i'm just i just want to know you can't be done but i just want to know if it can be done at at something that has to be done through the doctor's consent and the patient even at even at four months i can just go and go get rid of that one for us at four months our law is now a baby so a fetus is grown so that needs to be raised with the doctor and patient's consent and that is becoming very legal matters so we can't give you any um advice on on that question um by law i can't give you any advice so you have to seek with the patient herself and doctor look all right look i'm gonna i'm gonna do what you said but lock i'm i'm saying here look i'm gonna call like a couple of couple of friends of mine who's lies and that and like i'm gonna see what's going on here and that because like years could be liable and that for like defamation and shit because years ain't putting like stickers and shit on your products saying they don't work when when black's going in there thinking they do work so like i'm just saying like i know you've got rules and blah blah haladi day with the bloody manufacturing shit like that but i'm just saying like things need to change because like yeah it's grown grown of people's lives it's like yeah this could be the end of my life that's uh that's the feedback that you can bring up with the manufacturer 100 percent you can go and bring that up with the manufacturer because it's like you know it's just a different number on the manufacturer and not enough gets done for men anymore these days like it's just like all about women women it's like you gotta look after the bikes to the boys you know what i mean i'm like fuck me but anyway darling anything else that you can i can help you with just give us the call i'm here my name's kathryn i'm the manager here you can speak to me in regards to our staff issue but yes do call the manufacturer and bring that up with the manufacturer kathy i'm so like like i'm like like so like i'm actually like sorry in that for like getting a bit heated in that earlier and can use like say sorry to the other staff member and that because like you've come through like first of all it was a bit like clash clash but like now we've kind of come together and like we're flying down down the river of like loving that and like i understand what's going on now and like you i feel like you know what like i am a bit now and i've got a real deep like connection not not connection with you i reckon now so i'll i'll appreciate your time and that oh no thank you for thank you for your call let us know if you need anything else from myself you can call our store number i'll be in every day so yes please give us a call if there's anything else we can help you with maybe yeah maybe or can be a dad a look i think i'm just gonna what's done is done i'm gonna go be a dad and do the best your boy can thank you so much for your time kathy okay thank you hopefully these don't go no further with the legals and that but yeah i'm not have to sue for defamation but yeah anyway you have a good day all right it'd be good it'd be good you too it begins be bigger release that was very good riding oh she handled that well man she must be gonna hate men even more we've done man a massive disservice she was such a professional dude the first one had no time for you she thought you was such a fuck yeah i don't know how you met to know oh dude it was so good because i assumed that it was a he in the oh man sorry it was i loved i've missed darin that's for sure and he was like man he was flowing through you tonight that was good yeah anyway all right guys that is the end of episode number fucking 31 wow so don't forget to like comment subscribe live a five-star review on Spotify it keeps us trucking along and if you want to see us live it's buy tickets to the live podcast finale this middle of november the 11th it's a saturday in brisbane and we all go and get drunk after fun did we mention that in this podcast i did earlier yeah did you think so yeah i remember you remember saying at the start i'm not sure if they're sold out yet but did you yeah you don't ever listen to me pink bitch we're the best we're the best we're the best best best