 me these glasses. He said it would make me look smartier. Bernie Sanders. Bernie. President Bernie. You know, I feel weird using words like values and morals because those are words that have been co-opted by people who wear them as shrouds to justify terrible things like like bigotry and greed. I'd like to take those words back tonight and use them to describe Bernie Sanders because his moral compass and sense of values inspires me on the right side of history and it takes a very brave and very empathetic and very visionary person to do that. Not only was Bernie fighting for civil rights in the 60s, he was also fighting for gay marriage in the 80s. He was against the Iraq war, against that led to the 2008 collapse, against the breakup of Destiny's Child. I've made that last one up. Where other candidates are getting gigantic sums of money from billionaires in exchange for compromising favors. Brothers have been pouring hundreds of millions into Republican candidates. For instance, they just gave Ted Cruz $15 million. One of the people, he has to be. His name is... He's very tall. It's a non-ironic nickname. And I always go to him when I'm not sure what the right thing to do is because he has that kind of compass and I see that in Bernie. He seems to care solely about what is right, what is best for people. And people are what America is made out of. So it works. And he is not for sale. You can't buy him. And I just think that is so neat. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...