 If we're all Santa-hatted and then there's one guy who's a gingerbread man that we're all going to eat him, is that how that works? No, it's not. Well, at least on my discord, I look kind of hungry over there to him. Like, no, he's a guest, you're like, hmm. So I'm sure everybody is having a wonderful day, opening and providing presents and doing familytisms. There's that one guy who is like, I'm alone, the world is horrible, I want to go on YouTube. Oh, they're premiering E-Fat movies, Jingle All the Way. I'll watch that. So hello there, John. Hey. There's loads of John's in the world, you see. What's the second most common name in the world? Isn't Jesus one of the most common names in the world? It's probably fucking Muhammad or something. There you go. So Jesus, John and Muhammad, who are watching this? Yeah. What about Chris or Mike? Don't forget Chris or Mike. All right, the top 20 names. Say hi to all of them, Rex. Hello. All of her? That can't be right. Oh. I will most common name in the world from the US census because it has most common names as of the 1990 census. It's James, John, Robert, Michael, William, David, Richard, Charles, Joseph, Thomas. You know what the number 100 is in that list? Bradley. Bradley. And the female equivalent is Charlotte. Bradley, Charlotte. Hope you're enjoying the show. There's a good chance someone called those names is watching. So now that we've sorted that out, that was first on the agenda. Second one is who here has seen Jingle all the way? I have not seen Jingle all the way, despite the fact that I'm a very 90s kid. And the reason for that is, is my family never watched Jingle all the way. They would insist on a Christmas story marathon. And I'm just going to make a bit of a hot take here. I know a lot of people love a Christmas story. I just think it's okay at best. So let's go from left to right, I guess. John, what is your knowledge of Jingle all the way? Geez. It's one of the Schwarzenegger ones that took me a while to get around to watching. I had some a little short time before I had watched Commando. I was like, that was fucking great. It's like, well, you got to watch the rest of the Schwarzenegger saga. And I guess somebody had mentioned Jingle all the way. And it's got a nice Christmas ambience and feel to it. Oh, yes. It's a ridiculous movie, but I find it, it's a very comfy watch. And I like the energy in it. I guess me being next up, a huge fan of all Schwarzenegger stuff. I watched all of it when I was a super young man. And every Christmas we'd watch Jingle all the way, because it's Schwarzenegger plus Christmas. It's all you need. There are lots of lines that are memorable from this. The plot itself is something very relatable. I think all of us will understand it. At the same time, it is absolutely absurd. So, bun on the bun. Metal. What about you? I'm on Germany right now. No, no. No, this is from 1996. I was five years old back then. That was a long time ago. I was three. You could have bullied me. I would have probably, but I couldn't understand you at that time. I did not. You would have thought you would have been a three-year-old with a Welsh accent. You ain't getting anything out of him. Yeah, it's like nothing. I'm pretty sure I've watched this back in the day. Probably when it was on TV, remember TV when we watched TV? Nope. I vaguely remember the premise and I probably never watched this in English. Because I probably watched it on German. I most definitely watched it on German television. An old Schwarzenegger impersonator in German. That sounds like a dream. Oh my God. I kind of want to hear that now. Say put the cookie down in German metal. Come on. Don't spoil. I wouldn't even know the delivery for that. So I don't know. Yeah, let them enjoy it if they've not seen it. Well, you hear, don't bring up the Nazis. But also go ahead and just type it in what the words are. And then we'll give our best Arnold Schwarzenegger German voiceover impression. Okay, I have the line right here. Look at the king's head. Look in the king's head. Look at the king's head. You got to put an hyme on the end. But dream it. Look at the king's head. Look at the king's head. King's hyme. I like the idea that he hears all of this. He's just like, do I really sound like that? And what's your, what's your autism with this movie? What do you know of it? I've seen it. It's okay. I think my story was better. Rags are better. I like the part where we talked about Hitler. Well, I've never actually seen this movie. So this will be a first for me. It's just not one of the, not one of the Christmas movies I ever watched that we kind of had. It's so weird how we all have different lives. Yeah. We had a, we watched a lot of the old, the, the, the claymation Bible story stuff. So there would be like the little drummer boy, which was lame except for the part where his parents get fucking stabbed. That was pretty metal. Well, people in the audience will be half and half probably like they've seen it, know of it, hate it, love it. And some people would just be like, what the fuck is this movie? I didn't know this existed. And you will be better for having known that it exists at the end of this. Okay. Well, yeah, I get on. Is there anything else other than Mary happy for every all happy, happy, crumbus? Merry Christmas. I don't know. I mean, I'll be honest. All those Arnold impressions. Exactly. I'll be honest. Arnold impressions got me in the spirit. I'm ready. Happy crumbus. Come on. This will be great cause everyone will be watching this on Christmas and they'll be with our families and they'll be playing with the loud speaker. And then they hear what people yelling. There's their parents are having a drunken fight and they're rocking back and forth while listening to us commentate on this movie. You're watching on Christmas for the King gets his head licked. So is everyone ready? Yeah. Yep. Go. Whoa, we're right in. I remember when seeing this was like new. I was like, whoa, look how good it looks now because it used to look really shit back in the day. Now it looks super cool craft. I confused me. Yeah. I was watching the CinemaSins video for the Simpsons movie because Jay wanted to check it out in the opening of the Simpsons movie Ralph is in the the you know the zero of the 20 and he's he's going in the middle of it as it goes. CinemaSins pulls and goes. How did he get there? Really? Oh God, the world's first curry. Brian Levant. Well-known filmmaker. Ta ta, turbo man. Ta ta. Oh my God, you're right. That's cool. Wow, that dude's a fucking dick. Look who it is. Oh my goodness. It's Anakin. Pod racing time. Would you guys have watched Turbo Man? The show. Oh, come on. Let's talk to you. We had Power Rangers back then. Of course we would. Yeah, it is pretty much the same thing. It's weird like Tim. But dad's not home yet. No, dad's never coming home. He died in Iraq. No. You have no father. You are conceived by the book. Starring Sinbad. And Phil Hartman. Oh, this movie is such a time capsule. He's literally like Ned Flanders. It's fucking good. Hello, Mr. Jacobs. Hello. Jack. Telephone. Hey, are you this? Hi, honey. How are you, Howard? Where are you? You're my number one customer. I wonder how far into his family movie phase this was, you know, where there's a few action movies and it's like, people need to see your softer family oriented side. Stallone did the same thing. And like, dad's daycare and everything later? Yeah, well, kindergarten cop is I think what started all this, right? Right. Kindergarten cop's whole trick was that he was like an almost like an action movie star trying to look after kids. That's the joke. But then he started being more family shit. Oh, is he like like The Rock? Well, this is the thing. They did it multiple times. Vin Diesel did Daddy, not Daddy, the pacifier. The tooth. Yeah. Maybe that was one of them. Yeah, The Rock did the pacifier. Sorry, fuck. We got, we got our wires crossed. All of the things that all white people are the same. It's true. Wait, The Rock is white. He's oiled enough and he's old enough to be white. He's, he's listening. Well, thanks, Judy. It's so hard to listen to Phil Hartman and not hear Lionel Hutz. Trimaclure, exactly. I'm Trimaclure. One of the movies that Trimaclure is in is called The President's Back is Missing. He looks very silly with only a head attached to a body. Look, sir, I'm in kind of a hurry. I'm really late for this karate class. Recite the alphabet. In English? In English. Backwards. I can't even recite the alphabet backwards. Yeah, that's hard. It's not fair. He has to force. All right. Would you have come in from the back door? I guess he was open. Oh, my God, is his dad coming in the back door? Oh, no. Oh, my goodness. It seems weird. I was only late as fuck. I've recently decided on cops of bastards. Jesus Christ. How they work? It's like three a.m. But he's like, I thought you guys might still be here. I don't know. Hi, buddy. All right, then. I'm sorry. I was busy making the money to pay for a stupid karate lesson. Jamie, don't walk away from your father. I did that to my dad. He beat my ass. Jamie. Yeah, but his dad's Arnold Schwarzenegger known for his kindness. I've hired the doctor. Tell me, how can I buy your love? I want the Turbo Man Realistic Voice Activator. This is five different phrases, including five. It's Turbo Time. I feel like the commercialization of Christmas is wearing on your tiny child brain. I have to exterminate you. You're being consumed. You must be arrested. You're being corrupted by consumerism. I run it coming from me. I understand. It's for your own good. I'm already lost, but you can still be saved. It is good that I can buy your affection, human child. Which reminds me, you got the doll, right? The doll? That doll? Of course. Howard? Of course. Of course. Good. Because at this point, they'd probably be impossible to find. No, I'm physically going to work, but I'm not going to work. It's not going to be interesting. Shut up. I'll be there. Dude, this film is about how never trust your parents' lives. Yeah. What the fuck? Now, look at how he's going to go. What the fuck? Whoa! Nothing like waiting till the last minute, Howard, sir. So, where'd you get him? Got a Turbo Man already. Oh, that's great. Oh, dude, we haven't even gotten to Sinbad yet. You want to meet an annoying character? The film is very reserved right now. Good. Let it evolve. Let's get him there. Dude, there's a hundred people still. Because of two minutes. Because of two minutes. Yes, and you were the... Oh. I like that they allowed him in the front to complain. Once he failed, they were like, fuck off. Yeah. There he is. I don't know if Sinbad is in any other movies, but I played not. This is the only movie he's in. I hope they do the lines here. They brought some fruity robot named Toodleman. It's Turbo Man. And used subliminal measures to suck your children's minds out. I feel like the cops must have been there. And I stunted my content. So right in there. Know what I'd like to do? I'd like to walk up in the office. Oh, my God. Please cut off him now, please. Oh, my God. What the fuck? He's ruining a grandma. Oh, that was an Oscar-winning performance. Oh, he's dead. Oh, no. That guy. Oh, my God. Pretty intense. Oh, so far. You know, pretty accurate. So good so far. Hey, these guys are looking for Turbo Man? Yes. It's very insane. Some random woman. The last one just left. Some lady had it on layaway. A lady. What lady? Was she small and weak and tiny? The competition begins. I need a little neck. I could squeeze in my hands. Hey, that's war. Hey. Oh, my God. This is war. How can you see that? What? Makes no fucking sense. Power of editing. I'm just flying. Hooray. High-five. On the letters. Oh, poor baby. Baby. I wish I was cool enough to have Arnold Schwarzenegger call me poor baby. Oh, no. No, I'm not a robber. I'm not a robber. And I'll go away from the store. Yes, really. Hey, that's Lisa. Yeah, I think I just saw Lisa. Oh, sure. What the heck? For that kind of profit, knock yourself out. It is hard not to hear Lisa. And just in case. Oh, yeah. Booster. I don't want booster. Wait, you may as well keep it. Yeah. Toys. Toys. I haven't seen a transition like this in a while. I know, right? Something you see in like a, like a Futurama bit or something. Noir. We have boosters. The brain dude. I mean, you might as well get those two, right? What if you can't find them? I mean, get the full set. I really can't think of a movie that captures like the comical Christmas shopping bedlam of trying to get something this movie, especially that he had a chance to get it before he waited too long. That's something everyone does. Dude, I would get fucking pissed off. Everyone would laugh at me like they have all terrible surface. Yeah. Just kind of bring me back to the 90s when everybody wanted a buzz light year. I think this is my mom's experience when she was looking for Ocarina of time for me. You are too large to be terrible. Ted, I need to speak to Liz. Could you get All right, Liz is naked right now. Who told you you can eat my cookies? I think she's in the shower, Howard. Do you want me to go check? No. I mean, no. Oh, these cookies. I got to get the recipe from Liz. Fucking weirdo. Put that cookie down. No. He is like net finders. It feels like creepy sex. Yeah. That is an actual good guy. This is not a good guy. But I'm not good enough to be in your team. Suggest racism. That's what Jesse Jackson was talking about. Oh, no. I delivered a terrible man. Toy worth. Let's go. Terrible man. Oh, is that the same cop? Of course it is. I'm sorry. I'm helping to write the wrong. Oh, I didn't. You broke my little meter. Is there a problem, officer? Stump him in. I'm fucking looking for him. Booster. Stupid furries. To be honest with you, if they were this rare, doubling the price is kind of a godsend. That should be good for him because that means less people would be willing to buy it there for the competition. Yeah, exactly. And this guy's got it. You could easily grab like seven. I know. One hand. Was this really the best delivery system lens? It's so over the top. Yeah, I love this stuff. Oh, my God. Why would you shout it out? He got two. Get the mail, man. Get the mail, man. Yeah. Justin's. Why are those things so bouncy? This is more intense than T2. Oh, yeah. Okay, that would have given way problems. He just crushed it. Hey. Hey. Do you want to trade? Ow. Ow. I am not a sexual pervert. I'm not a pervert. I just was looking for children, man, doll. But you know, little boy, with your attitude, I don't think I want to give you access to this. Tony, show him. That was taken this morning. What? Why? Now you want that doll or not? Rags, you are not ready for what's going to happen next. If it wasn't a Christmas movie before. We got to put this in the trailer kind of scene. Right. It's underground Santa operation. Oh, my God. Have you ever heard that song, the little boy that Santa Claus forgot? No, I can say that I have. He's the little boy that Santa Claus forgot. And goodness knows he didn't want to lie. Oh, no. What the fuck is happening? It's going to happen next. I'm so excited. He just keeps on cranking up. I mean, probably don't get any else. Just take that one. Oh, shit, it's a broken one. No, my fault. Man, I'm a horrible person. I'm not about to hit a Santa Claus. Come on, come on, what are you, chicken? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He's going to freeze the nunchucks. Candy cane nunchucks. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. This is literally in the mask of Zaro. What is this? It's the Big Santa. The heavy Santa Claus. Oh, my God. It's that big show? It could be. Oh no, it's the tiny one. Oh no. What's his name? Vernon from Austin Powers? I told you this movie was great. It's the police! It's the Grinch! It's the Grinch! It's the Grinch! It's the Grinch! Oh no! We can't have that. Hey, who are you? Don't you guys hate it when this happens on Christmas? I've never seen my entire career as a boss. Deductive Powered Lang, on the cover. Now get your act together, and arrest someone. Go, yes sir! I'm not going back to the joint, get here! I'm not going back to the joint, get here! I'm not going back to the joint, get here! Four people carrying a midget. So that scene's done now. Oh no. That was the thing that happened. Honey, you'll never believe what happened to me. Come on. I mean, if it's gonna happen, it'll be when it's empty. Yeah. Could this be the second act low point in the middle of the film? No. I think he gets lower, so it's fine. What's the ring after my dad? Your dad is so cool. I was my dad did stuff like this. You don't have one. Force made you. Let me talk to your mother. Why not? You're a pet in Ted. She's what? Listen, dad. Before you left, you promised that you're gonna be at your promises if you want to keep your friends. Enough! If there's anyone I don't want to have advice from right now, it's Troubleman, your mother. I love Troubleman. I always get good advice. I love Troubleman. And then they hired him for Star Wars. That's probably the best job he did in the entire movie. At that point, George Lucas knew he had his Anakin. He's just like three years is all he needs. Like a fine wine. The hate for your father flows through you. Like a fine roasted yogurt. What? Troubleman. I love grilled yogurt. A roasted yogurt. Troubleman. Oh, does that exist? I don't know. Yes, no. I imagine there would be a fried Coke in your son. I remember a few years ago I wanted to do something really special for Jamie. I built him his own clubhouse. Oh, he would... I mean, the door was a little crooked, right? The roof didn't sit quite straight. But you should have seen his face light up. Oh, when you saw that... He was safe by any means. But I was very proud of him. There was blood. People died. But still... Anyway, that's how he lost his friends. I never did get that Johnny 7 Army. You ever heard of a guy named Scott Schum? You know, he was my old neighbor. And his dad got him a Johnny 7 Army gun. You know what happened? He became a billionaire. And me? Well, I'm just a loser with no future. Don't you get it? Here's to you, dad. If children don't get their toys, they become postmen. Oh, yeah. I can't remember if he'd become Sinbad. Say you've been looking everywhere for a turbo man doll. Yes. Say you do just about anything to get your hands on one. Yes, yes. If you're the first caller to correctly identify all eight of Santa's radio... So, here's a weird reference. I don't know why I know this. Did anyone watch the Sabrina TV show when it was just coming out? Yeah, this is when I was a super young man. The principal in his school, the actor, he plays that guy on the radio. I don't know why I know that. A really specific piece of information. Hang on to. I'm glad I know it. It helps. Oh, shit. They've been doing so much property damage. Don't be sad, guys. You're better when you work together. Let me in. Let me in. I got the answer. I got the answer. Yes, I got the answer. Open up. Open up. I've got a madman in my studio. Oh, my God. I like that this guy's more rascal and competent than any of the stormtroopers of Mandalorian. Master Tractstar is a human explosive device. You build a bomb. No, I didn't have to build a bomb. Don't you read the news. Hundreds of these things come to the mail every day. I just kept one in case ever needed. I like how there's probably a bin for IEDs in the post office. Should we really keep that in here? Let me out, man. That's a crime. You see, what we have here is a gift certificate. A gift certificate. Right. What's all this violence? Christmas. Now it's just delivering some Christmas. Hey, back up. This is a homemade explosive device. And I'll blow it up. No, why? Because I only work for the post office. So you know I'm not stable. I'm not stable? Now, put them down. Everybody. You too, Barnaby Jones. All right, just stay there. And I'll know if you move because I have the ear of a snake. Good job, baby. Hey. Wow. Snakes are known for their... Oh, you shouldn't mess with that. I was on the bomb squad. This is nothing but a harmless Christmas... Man, that was a tiny bomb. Yeah. It was one of them fun bombs. Only fucks up one person. But really alarming. Once you see the aftermath, it's like, oh, it's that kind of movie. Oh, shit. Someone just tore the car apart in broad daylight. Don't buy me. I almost think if you pull up like this, you do get away with it, right? Well, you get away with having a horrible day, but not getting the doll. It was in the car. He's already promised that he got the doll. It was in the car. I had to stop the gas. I guess you could say it was in work and you were bringing it home. I am out all day. It is in my house. Putting up my star. Up my tree. I got a turbo man for Johnny months ago. It's nestled safely under our tree. Nestled safely under our tree. Safely under our tree. Safely under our tree. Oh, shit. Safely under our tree. So close to dead somehow. Yeah. Human creatures. See, at least on Halloween, they go away when you throw candy at them. We'd think that these two would be like, hey, that's my house and I'm over here. That house is empty. They just sing and hope. Have any of you ever had a caroling? I've never had one my entire life. Have you ever had one done to me? Done to me? I was a victim of a caroling. I've never been caroled. Oh, shit. I had a friend who was caroled to death. I don't know if like, it almost doesn't look real sometimes. I think there's some scenic guy there. Yeah. They're desperate for that figgy pudding. They really are. I have a problem. Why did you do that? I love a flaming head. What the fuck is that? What? It's not what you think it is. This is very anti-Christian. Yes, but not very Christmassy. I would say. She said my son, not our son. That's the woman like... You can't bench press your way out of this one. Oh! Talking to the fucking... I hit you in the head with a bench. Oh, no. You picked a wrong day. You started it. I love this shot of the deer on the ground. Like, why? It's not what you want. I hope that our movie careers end successfully, just like Arnold Stone. This is literally one to one when Willie and Simpsons wrestles like a wolf, and then they both become friends by the end of the episode. Yeah, I remember that. I look very handsome in that picture. Why? It's a good kid's drawing. Bright? Bright? Well, that bright of a drawing, for sure. All I had to do was punch a fucking reindeer and... The soul of the Epiphanes. Also, welcome to the third act. Yes. Very clear cut where the act breaks are. Remember parades? We'll never see that. Yeah, never again. Fuck parades. No one like parades. You're really going all out on this parade, huh? No one's like, help! Help! I've been tripped for decades. Please, I need food. They make me eat the snow. It's not even real snow. It's sawdust. It's powdered sugar in the sawdust. There's parades around, children. Yeah, those days are over. Sorry about them being molested. Burt and Bernie. Burt and Ernie. Not Burt and Bernie. Burt and Bernie. Oh my god. It's the tick. Adding to the choreo. Adding to the bear. Look, generic babies. Rock them, suck them. Is that Pauly? That's Raggedy Andy. It's the cat in the hat. Oh my god. Did they have to pay for all that? Aren't they horrendous? No, really Ted. I'm okay. I don't think so. I think so. I'm gonna suck my dick. Don't get too quiet. I'm quite sure why she's still sitting in that carpet. You're going overboard with the karma. Oh no, I cooned all over myself. I feel like that would be a good meme image. I feel like... I actually feel like that's fair. That could totally happen. So focused on the chase. Yeah, you're gonna cut someone off. He's forgetting about the horrible burns on his face. Very quickly. He's putting his hands on everything. The dude survived a bomb to the face. He might be a terminator. I was like, are you the guy? Oh thank god. There are three cut-off valves to the nitro fuel. The nitro fuel? I'm already liking where this is going. The primary controls are going to be right here. Wow! He stumbles through the green room. Jeez, I've been sweating like a dog in a Chinese restaurant waiting for your sorry ass to show up. You can't say that. I know you. You're a booster. Yeah! And who the hell do you think you are? Mary Poppin? Come on, come on, come on! Let's go, let's go! Come on, let's do it! Go, go! I wonder who he could be dressed up as. We don't know because it's Arnold Kamm. Turbo Man! That guy is totally into it. Wave? What is this human action? I am doing it. I am assimilating. He's cool. I'm understanding. Eliza, in a few moments, Turbo Man himself will select a special child from our audience. And that little boy will pick me a lot. Pick me, pick me! How can I fuck this up possibly? Well, this too much is in favor of the hero. We need an antagonist. You've got to appreciate that after the past hour or 10 minutes. The cops support you. What the heck are you doing? This is a trampoline policeman. Jamie! Now I need healing therapy. Merry Christmas, Jamie. Okay, now you have to know. Seriously. You're a very dumb kid. Wow! Oh no, kids! It's Turbo Man's archenemy! Dementor! It didn't look like he was actually falling. I'm going to do a flip and just kind of back off. Shut up! Shut up! Nobody likes you, Booster! Oh my God, they're all beating him up. This was before Ferries became accepted, okay? How does that work? Oh wow. No explanation, yeah. I have a special delivery for you. It doesn't look like they would hurt. Oh shit. Oh my God, that shot. Why were they living in his buildings? That's right. This kid knows us up. Oh, reverse the ages and all of a sudden it's bad. If we're in the grave, this is getting a little weird. No, the present. They all looked at him like he was in shit. Okay, at this point I'd be like, okay, stop. You're gonna... I want you to die. So it turns out the jetpack is real. Yeah, all the gadgets actually work. Yeah. Those special effects look incredible. As a prop, no less, yeah? You're gonna have to contact these toy makers and be like, so you built a jetpack, huh? Yeah. I have no turbo brakes! I mean, you would have like ripped its arm out of his socket. Oh God, you could easily kill someone here. Momentum's different in this universe. Oh wow, that would have knocked the kid off. He's still trying to get the doll. You trying to kill him? I guess. Is he holding the gun with the padded hands? Dude, what a suddenly horrifying tone change if you just slapped it on the ground. It's a lesson about consumers. If you want things for Christmas, your son will die in front of your eyes from a fall. Oh, that acting. Did you see, did you? I was a dad who could have been here, you know, to see me fly and all, but he didn't come and it's all my fault. What do you think, man, with a unique Austrian accent? Your father did come. How do you know all that? Who would know better than me? So dumb. I mean, he is turbo, man. The kid wants to say something, let's wait a second. Behind bars. He's like, I thought we wanted to dead with the first. I got the real one. Yeah, we did it. Yeah. I'm going to leave you now. Goodbye. Have a whole career to take care of. I hope we get a final scene with Ted the reindeer. We get a cliffhanger, I will say that. A sequel bait, but it never happened. Well, that makes me wonder. What? Where did you get me? Uh-oh. We needed Jingle in the way too where he gets her a dildo, I don't know. A turbo man dragon dildo. What could you want? Oh man, that was great. Yeah, so that's, it's been a while since I've seen it, but it's still my favorite Christmas movie. I fucking love it. I can't believe anyone wouldn't like that. It's so much fun. It's an enjoyable watch. And it's like, I don't know. It's just so carefree. With candy cane nunchucks. Yeah. Punching a flying midget. Wait, I'm curious. You had very mean things to say about it. I didn't have mean things to say. I didn't have mean things to say. Explain yourself. Okay, it's fine, but you know, I think higher of it now. I guess I haven't seen it in a while. I think it's such a rom, you know, and it works for kids and adults. It's so fucking absurd. And it's still got a nice little through line of what the story's all about. I'll never forget the whole sequence with the underground toy dealing Santas. The part I never forgot as a kid is how much I was enjoying the scene and then the doors burst down and the police raided the place. It's so fucking good. Got no breaks. I think they wrap it up really well because it starts so normal. Everything is just normal. It's standard family issues. And then they do the standard Black Friday approach that gets really desperate. Once they get to the part with the bob, you're like, yeah, this movie's... It'd be great if it cut to inside the radio station after the explosion. There's just blood all over the walls. Rubble everywhere. That would be terrible. Arnie makes films so much fun. He's one of my favorite actors and has nothing to do with his acting ability, quote-unquote. He doesn't really have acting abilities, but my God, he's charming. You can tell he's into it, though. He's really into it. Yeah. He has an energy that transmits to the viewer. Yeah, I guess so. Was it just rags who hadn't seen this before? I hadn't seen it either. It was my first time. What did you think? These kinds of movies, they're absolutely ridiculous. And at the same time, like nowadays, when there's just no joy in the theater industry anymore, it's just so much fun. I mean, I always heard people talk shit about this movie. Like, it's just so fucking ridiculous and nobody can act, and yeah, it's true. But it's also a whole ton of fun. It's just another one of those Van Helsing moments where it's like, you just don't get anything like this anymore. And I kind of love it. The logic of the head fell in the fire. Somehow the head is on fire. And because he can't put it out, he will kick it through the wind. Just carolers who won't shut up. They'll scream. Well, I don't know. What else is there to say other than Merry Christmas, I suppose? Yeah, Merry Crumbus. Merry Crimbleton. Hope you're all having a wonderful time. Yeah, go watch G-Doll all the way with your family and the absurd things were in the 90s when they made movies that were really good. Yeah. Don't worry, they'll make Jingle all the way too. I don't want them to. It would start on the rock, and the rock would be trying to get a present for his kid. I think it could work, you know? The rock's fun. Well, what you call that, like Jingle Back Again or something like that? Jingle Strikes Back and then Return of the Jingle. Jingle Reloaded. Jingle Retribution. I was going to say the recipe. Jingle Revelations. Jingle Extinction. Jingle Bells of Pockets. All the R words and then those ones. Good bye. Bye-bye. Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas to everybody. Merry Christmas to everybody. Merry Christmas to everybody. I got it! I got it! I got it! What you bring me?