 Would you pour a gallon of whole milk on yourself? Your naked body. Uh, yeah, I've done it. Luxie, you wanna know a thing that I did for a video that you can find on the internet? I took a baby doll. No, I took a baby doll and I filled a tub with milk and fruit loops. I baptized a baby doll in a bathtub full of milk. Ethan, why the fuck did you do that? Do you think the baby's gay now? Probably. Oh, yeah, fruit loops. The fruit loops. You gotta be free. That's how gay babies remain. I bought the Rosalina costume and fake tits. The fake tits were $167. Well, they're gonna be good fake titties. They're G's. I got the biggest ones I could find. If you don't send me a fucking titty pic the second you get those boobs, I'm gonna be so upset. Oh, you guys will all get titty pics. Oh my God, dude. I'm gonna take titty pics and send them to all my friends, but I'm gonna like light it. Well, oh my God, I should do a like an only fan set chat. You won't get titty pic titty pics. You guys can have ludes. I need to call my friend Jessica Negry and have her teach me. Dude, Jessica would be instantly down. Are you kidding? Oh, she absolutely would. This eye is freaking me out. I hate that it's stretched like long ways. You know, it looks like a gummy and I want to bite it. Oh, that's not what I think. But I thought that an eyeball still blinks. Wait, yeah. What? Yeah, just bouncy. Oh my God. No, no, watch it blink. You see it blink? Yeah, it doesn't make sense. It doesn't have eyelids. This is just a eyeball. I want to chew on it. I think you're the only one. Did you chew on polypockets when you were a kid? Yeah, absolutely. Do you guys salivate when you see pimple-bopping videos? No comment. Y'all, you can be anything other than a human. What would you be? Can you have a immediate response from my chat? Was snail a snail? I also was thinking about just being dead. Like a rest, you know what I mean? Like a peaceful moment of rest. Just some good rest. So maybe a snail, I guess, but then I got to be scared as well. Have you got to catch a sleep most of the time? Just be a cat if you want to sleep. No, but you still have to exist and like comprehend things. I'd love to be like, like a dragonfly because they're born. They f**k and then they die in like a day. That's a good day. You just want to have one f**king good existence, one good day. Or you can be like a bee. You're born. You f**k. Your balls explode and you die. Well, I don't like the last part of that. How long do you dragonfly stuff? I got to Google it and hold on. I literally think they only live for like a day or something like that. 7 to 56 days. Oh, that's way too long. No, but listen, they're so small that the way that they perceive time is probably different. You're absolutely correct. What? That is something I'm going to be honest. We're getting into like Ashley is starting to like think about things too much. The way that you perceive time depending on your size is something that will never not be f**ked up to me. What? Yeah, if you're small, you perceive time differently than when you're large. Like smaller insects and s**t perceive time differently than we do. If you're like 5'4 versus like 6'2, the person that's 5'4 will experience time twice as fast. I'm aging as I'm aging at such a f**king exponential rate. Y'all, I'm struggling. Oh s**t, what? King Boo takes everything? I've never seen this before. What the hell? Oh, is it because it's nighttime? What the hell? You got so many coins. That was so nice of y'all. Are you kidding me? All right. Give me the guts. Give me the guts. Give me the guts. Give me the guts. You're a s**t. Give me the guts. Look at that. You just got sprayed. Between y'all in my chat trying to figure out what Beardo's wiki feet score is. I'm not doing well. Sorry, Beardo. I'm literally always called bur- I'm traumatized by Beardo. I have no SARS and one coin. Oh my god, 69. 69, but I'm number one. That's what I was thinking. The number 169. I have no coins. I have three coins. We'll take what you have. That's so embarrassing. Thanks for your cooperation. Really awesome though. That's s**t. And the Bowser space. Bowser's gonna be like, you don't have anything. You know what? You good, fam. Oh, look at him. He's trembling. I feel like those two would have a spicy dynamic in bed. They will. It's hard to figure out who's top in that scenario. Or they just both switch. Who would be? Absolutely. Yeah, Donkey's a bottom for sure. Okay, but like what if, what if Bowser was a bottom? I mean anything is possible. Out of nowhere, someone in my chat just said Jason's married. Like we were all almost like we were all trying to hit on Jason. It wasn't after his strict schedule. Just so everybody knows. Just so everybody knows. He's been in your pants. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Maybe I could jump as fast as the spin. You cannot do that. That's not a thing you can do. Oh God. Oh my God, a little bit of a like. I'm spinning my pants. I'm shitting on the ground. No. I'm shitting on the ground. Currently shitting on the ground. No, no, no. Oh my God. Yes, dude. Hard. I'm sorry. This is legitimately incredibly random, but I opened Twitter for half a second and saw this like artwork. And I just got to say I really appreciate under boob. Oh yeah. Under boob is underrated. It's pretty awesome. Wait, how is this under raiding in? Yeah. Who is under raiding under boob? No, it's not talked about enough because I feel like cool. Yeah, everybody takes it. Ask. Nobody's ever show me no matter the size. Just the underneath of the tit. Just the bottom. I feel like my low hanging goes through. But that is not even a thing. That's even better to call it that way. Low hanging fruit. I think I'm going to show some underwear. Hold on, backtrack. I feel like I missed a step. Thank you. You should show some under butt. Oh, you heard it. Okay. I was like, okay, no one heard that. Show some under ass. Yeah, I figured some under ass. A little under butt, you know. No, I'm sorry. Some under cheek is also slaps. Yeah, under. Get them shorts or some jeans. Short shorts. This is an incredibly specific thing. Short shorts, but like where like you can see a little bit of at like under ass cheek from the front. Okay, okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I hate the idea of ever being able to see my butt cheeks from the front. It looks like a second labia, but much thicker. And I'm disturbed by the idea. Listen, I said, I told the story the other day, but I went on a date with this person one time. And afterwards they text me and I realized that instead of typing I well would like to do this. They would spell out E Y E instead of I. Oh, oh. So I had to stop talking. I had to stop talking to them entirely. Just in general, are you boobs or butt? Cause I'm a butt person all the way. I love a good boob. What butts? I really do appreciate more. I have a caveman like boob-booba instinct. What? I have a caveman like draw to the boob-boobus. Oh yeah. No, I'm a I'm a I'm a boob. I'm a boob. I'm a boob. I have to say this way I go through eras. Oh, I see. Like right now I think I'm in my butt era, but sometimes it switches back to the boob era. Yeah, but like a nice pair of thighs and a pair of softball pants. Hard to beat. Softball pants and thighs. Oh, you ever seen a pair of softball pants? Oh, I mean, I was thinking like high highs and thick highs. I look at this makes me feel like I haven't seen a pair of softball pants. And let me don't worry. I've sent a picture to BlizzBear and I'll send a picture to you. I like the idea that you're just sending like an Amazon picture of softball pants. I told stream I like search history ones, but I was like, I don't know if y'all do this, but I'll Google like transparent images. But I'll just be like transparent Godzilla. But I was Googling transparent softball pants. And my Pat thought I was Googling like softball pants that were completely see-through. Should I get some softball pants for the Rosalina cosplay? How about we all get it? And then we all recreate the twilight baseball scene. Oh, I wouldn't want nothing in my life. Is anyone really good at editing? I've been editing for a long time. Someone's gotta edit it. I'm leaving y'all. If it was just a bunch of streamers that recreated that scene. Please. So is the fire getting colder? I literally have an Alice Cullen wig. I will fight everyone. Yeah, it must be. I would have had Alice Cullen hair in high school if her hair was not curly as fuck. Yeah, wait, who's going to be Emmett? I don't know. Wait, who do you want to be, Ethan? You have to be Jasper. Yeah, everyone said that I have to be Jasper. Yeah, you have to be Jasper. Oh, okay. I mean, I also think you just sitting there eating eggs out of a bag would be a bang in addition though. So whatever. Imagine Chris with like just like a big bag of eggs. Yo, Chris with like a big beard and a bag of eggs. No Bella's insert. So Bella's just like a cardboard cutout. Whoa. Lexie, do you remember what happened? When V pissed on the floor and then tried to see my coochie? Yeah. I heard that story. Yes, I do remember. How could I forget? We found out that V was gay that day. It was a monumentous occasion. I don't, I don't know if we found out, but we confirmed. We confirmed. That's a better way to put it. Oh, you're doing so much better than me. Oh God, no. No, I'm not. Oh God. No, you are. I mean, I am, but oh my God. Shut the fuck up. Somebody's on the video. What video? What video? Well, we have to see it. The budget is absolutely $200. Leah's strange experience. Oh my God. Oh, I hate this. Oh my God. It's making me anxious. Oh, they throw me at one point. Yeah. Yeah. What? They throw you? They picked me up to throw me. You have so much faith in these people. They, I did not have any faith in those people. They throw, they throw you where? They were like 80. They throw me in the air and they catch me. Oh my God. What the fuck? I was the whole, it's the, I'm not kidding. Like the person in charge, no tino shade, all tino shade actually is just made it up and it just makes no sense. And it's so bizarre. And they're like, okay, this is what you're doing. And I was like, I'll get paid quite a few pennies an hour to do that. Oh, is there evidence? Evidence since I was watching. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Also, could you imagine how many celebrities would just rent out Disney World during the day? Just cause they could. Why not? Yeah. Oh, and it absolutely would be just cause they could. Yeah. No anything. You're welcome. Luxie. What? I'm so sorry. Don't worry. I really am just here to chat because of this place. We can't disappoint toad. He's our driver. Yeah. Well, I won't. Not my butt. Why did you punch it? I don't know. I'm sorry. We got this. We got this. You and me, Luxie. Come on. I got it. I got it. I got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. I'm so sorry, Jason. No, I'm sorry. That was my fault. That was my fault. Yeah. We got it. We got it. We got it. Oh, no. Damn. Yeah. Let's go. I'm so sorry, Jason. Nice job. Did it sound all your fault? We both were just vibing. I am so sorry. Do not apologize. Ravelmore, Ethan. You did a terrible job. 14 out of 15. We're almost done. Jesus. Oh, hell yeah. Give me money. Oh, shit. Sorry. Oh, wow. You took off. If it's money from you. It's okay. It's fine. The question is for this. Who is the thirstiest animal? Oh, it's gonna go back to me. At the end, we'll know who's the wettest also, so. I am and we'll know. Yeah, who is the wettest. Me. Absolutely. I will be the wettest. I have gotten zero on the most clouds. I think cloud is being a big one. Stop! It was just a little bit of paint. Excuse me. I was looking at cloud and it gave me zero humblies. I haven't been under this cloud like ever. It's a little bit upsetting. I just need a couple of brain drops. I feel lucky. Oh, my God. You were under the cloud. I don't know. Who's the wettest? I think it's Jason. Jason, really? I feel like maybe your big Donkey Kong body was the wettest. Oh, it was you, Ashley. Mine was teeny tiny. Under that cloud. I was the smallest. You think I can get three tens? There's a chance. I'm closing my eyes completely. Yeah, that's three tens. You were really close. You almost got ten. All right. Last. Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? I didn't have enough for the star. I didn't. Yeah. No, I didn't have enough for this phone. It was the last mini game. In this mini game, they give Donkey Kong a star at the end, no matter what happens. It's true. They do. I heard that. Yeah, I heard that. They changed the rules. Oh, this one. They changed the rules. Oh, you just want to be in the center of the camera. Yeah, you just want to be like set of frame. Hell yeah. Do you need to be on the podium? Yeah. You do. Let's see. Stop fucking punching. Yo, come on. Oh, huh. It's a tie. Everyone, everyone. Donkey Kong look great there. Donkey Kong did look great. All right. Here we go. Oh my God. Here we go. All right. Who do you think won? I literally don't know. I don't either. Sightseeing. We'll move to the most. I have no idea. I don't even. Yeah. Definitely not. Me. Oh, shit. No, I don't think so. Unlucky. There you go. If did you win again? Yeah. Ethan won two in a row. Did I know because I didn't have any money? It doesn't matter. You have the most three stars. It's the stars. It's not about the money. Yeah, but I thought I thought that I tied on somebody with stars. Nope. Stream title was correct. Only dubs. The successful clairvoyance.