 Welcome to trailer trash. I'm gonna get right into it with X-Men apocalypse trailer number. I don't know. This is two This is three this show prides itself and having inaccurate and completely unnecessary commentary So just like ninety nine point nine percent of the rest of YouTube Get a couple quick glances at some of the pretty faces. We're gonna be seen I feel a great swirl of pity for the poor soul that comes to my school if we pause here We can note that all the lights work in the mansion. So Not a light bulb needs changing CGI representation of some sort of a fallen civilization And then we cut to my master bedroom was born thousands of years ago in terms of sleeping techniques He could do worse. I mean he's surrounded by some nice cozy fire He's got a leather scantily clad woman raising the roof laying on a table of wood. It looks like I don't know I mean, I've seen worse situations So this is like teenager apocalypse What's going on are those tubes coming out the sides of him? This is just awful. I don't want to see that anymore Let's move past it. Now. This is what I'm talking about a bunch of blue-collared guys getting shit done and now they're dead Peek-a-boo The shot of Magneto's new digs, here's a shot of the new four horsemen Highly inaccurate title only two of them are men and none of them are horses Do you like storm chillin on the rock just cash? Do we get a quick ass shot for money here by enhance? We get just a little bit. I don't know what's happening. Just a lot of CGI We get a shot of beast who for some reason is never in beast form just like Jennifer Lawrence is never a mystique form We have quick silver here looking sharp. What's going on here? This woman's got kind of a side Sweater is that what's going on just a side sweater on the shoulder. I'm sure I agree with that look But then we have this guy over here with his shirt is just all sorts of noise I don't know none of these outfits really do it for me means to destroy this world Billions of people killed here. We have the fallout of Donald Trump becoming president. Yeah, political Joe. Stay with me slow motion Miss Pac-Man arcade in the background. Love me some miss Pac-Man. I'm a demigod at that game Here we have our teenage X-Men ready to take on the day against a guard Why is Rose be air and suited up why she shouldn't even be on this plane? She has no business being here although to be fair neither does Jennifer Lawrence It's like we have a cage match kind of harkens back to X-Men one nice Oh look Jennifer Lawrence can actually turn into mystique on occasion What the hell happened to the makeup here she looks nothing like she did in the other ones Scla-ting and pause here are the two reasons to go see this movie when it hits theaters I was wrong last time. I saw that shot at that. They're gonna update the CGI But no they're they're content with it just looking like a straight cartoon This is like the human centipede of orgasms. Oh My god. Yeah, that'll do just fine Sophie. That'll do just fine I've never wanted a bad guy to kill someone more in my life. Well, there you have it X-Men I'm only seeing this movie for Olivia Munn in the occasional quicksilver shot apocalypse