 Item number SCP-123-J Object Class Safe Special Containment Procedures Any instances of SCP-123-J are to be contained within the staff refrigerator at site ██. Staff use is allowed, however, staff are warned that ingestion of SCP-123-J is subsequent information of its composition can result in shock, paranoia, and a healthier lifestyle. If personnel come across an instance of SCP-123-J, they are to purchase it and preferably some instances of SCP-123-J-2. Description SCP-123-J-1 is a small plastic tub with the brand label, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, on its cover. Investigation has been made into the Bissell Company, creators of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, however, no links to any occult organizations have been found. Inflation within SCP-123-J-1 is a compound of oils forming into an edible substance, designated SCP-123-J. When a subject spreads SCP-123-J on any grain product and ingested, they report SCP-123-J to have a taste similar to butter. When informed that the substance is not organic butter, subjects typically report disbelief. SCP-123-J melts when exposed to heat higher than room temperature. When left refrigerated, SCP-123-J slowly solidifies into its original spreadable state. SCP-123-J was originally purchased by Agent ██████ in a Safeway supermarket located in ██████, Maryland. Upon ingesting it through the use of SCP-123-J-2, the agent handed SCP-123-J to Agent ██████ converging confirmation that the substance was butter. Agent ██████ ingested the remaining portion of SCP-123-J-2 and alerted the Foundation. Although initially suspected of misinformation, agents ██████ and ███████ were later promoted. Addendum ██-23-J-A Interview ██-23-J-A Interviewed ██-D-6539 Interviewer ██████ forward, D-6539 had just ingested SCP-123-J after it was spread upon an instance of SCP-123-J-2. Began log. How are you feeling? Like I have attained my recommended amount of nutrients and vitamins and all at very low price. What if I told you SCP-123-J was not butter? Really? Turns to Security Camera 1. I can't believe it's not butter. That's right, SCP-123-J is actually composed of vegetable oils. Without the addition of all that pesky saturated fat you find in organic butter. You can trust SCP-123-J to deliver the flavor you're used to, but with a lower price and a healthier heart. Wow! End log. Closing statement. Although D-6539 was still sent in for a month in termination, he did so with the confidence that he had reduced his cholesterol intake to a healthy standard thanks to SCP-123-J.