 What's up guys evil dear here, so today. I'm going to speak to you about a ongoing War I suppose between me and a work colleague from my Mrs. Company now just for the sake of this conversation I'm going to call the guy Captain Crunch and if you know the guy I give you full permission to call him Captain Crunch Anyway, so the story begins probably about Five months ago or something like that. I can't remember so about five months ago Let's just go with that me my missus You see we communicate by this type of MSN software because we work in different companies I'm an IT and she's in like export or something anyway, so we communicate by the software and every day We just like you know send a couple of messages here and there to each other not anymore by the way and one day she decided I'm just gonna get up and leave my computer unlocked and she walked away now This is a good warning for everyone out there Don't leave your computer unlocked because Captain Crunch decided that this was a good time to go sit down and Read our conversation and start sending me more messages on my missus behalf implying that I would have a very pleasurable night now this Wasn't just like random messages. It's like he studied the colloquialism. He had her way of speaking down paddus It's like he knew exactly what she would say. So anyway, he sent me these these messages implying these things would happen and that night I came home and I was like Hey, babe, what's going on? And she's like, huh? I'm tired. I'm going to bed. I'm like, whoa, whoa, stay back there. Whoa. What do you mean? You you're going to bed What about our conversation? She's like what? Did you spend money on something I'm like, no You know the MSN conversation me and she's like, I don't know what you're on But I'm going to bed and she went to bed and I'm sitting here going Well, that was weird. I feel kind of ripped off now. So anyway, it wasn't until a few days later that I found out that this Messages weren't actually sent by her but her work colleague this guy who is thus for no one is Captain Crunch So it was at that point that I decided I shall have my revenge because I'm a revengeful spiteful person and a Pacifist, so it's not gonna be violent revenge or anything. But yeah, so I decided that I'm gonna have my revenge and I waited and I waited for the opportune moment and eventually it came with Valentine's Day and I had by that point acquired his mobile number now. Just stay right here. Well, I grabbed my mobile So it was Valentine's night and I decided to send him a few messages, you know Just spice up things between him and his messes. So here's the message Well, the first one I sent to him if you have a weak stomach, I recommend you don't listen and you go watch one of my other nicer videos Anyway, so here's the first message Hey, babe, I hope you're ready tonight for the beep of your life I've got the wine the gorilla suit Fishing wire and your favorite bananas Be there soon And he never responded He just didn't respond to that message and I fell insulted I put a lot of effort into thinking creatively for ways I could you know Pleasure him but anyway, so I sent him a second message Maybe he just didn't get the first one somehow. So I was like I Was thinking that we could start with a small meal You could eat me out and if you're lucky, I'll eat you out, but remember to be gentle with the bananas Still no response now at this point. I was getting annoyed. I was putting a lot of effort into these messages So I figured I'll give it another shot. I'll send him another message. I Know you love a hot thrusting banana Again, no response. I was getting furious at this stage. This this was just unacceptable Roses are red violets of blue and might be it's hot for you Still no message responses Well It was time to step it up a game I guess But anyway in the next few days I found out from my misses that he had indeed Received the messages and he was fearful at one point that I was gonna rock around at his house because he didn't know Who was sending the messages with her gorilla suit some fishing wire and a couple of bananas And just decided that it was a good tactic to it to ignore my messages Well, it's never good tactic to ignore a stalker You have to take them head on and that's what I've become so I've decided that Since I've met the guy randomly now and during their Christmas party at some point That I'm gonna step it out of the notch. I'm gonna I'm gonna think of something more creative. So a few Captain Crunch are watching this This is a story for everyone else, but it is a dire warning for you So, yes, if for everyone else you enjoy these stories and you have ideas For things I could do to Captain Crunch, please let me know and I may even take them on So thank you very much for watching. I hope you enjoyed this video And if you want to see more again share the shit out of it And I hope to see you in the next video, especially you Captain Crunch because if you're not there I will find you