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there Toby a fuck that up turn it up a little bit in the mid Toby a fuck that up you right you know your shit who else gonna know what I put on there we're totally take nine he got something that'll go right on this he'll float on this he'll float on this you say currency I thought red man red man to fuck this up possibly a female what lady rapper from this I would go like I gotta go back though the bread a fuck that up the bread a fuck that up tell him so you she ain't gonna rap right though you see what I'm saying yeah what she gonna pick the rapper ain't nobody else gonna pick that spot she gonna rap right in the middle of that shit I got a head I got a visual I don't know what female rappers would you put on this beat to be honest yeah I like that little mama from the island shinshinsa shinshinsa you win crazy nothing you bitches can really fuck with me you hit me the dog brown queen skin like on them horns yeah what I'm saying it's smooth skin right here that can't stick anything to a man y'all need some new tape y'all tape ain't shit I don't tell you they got a little pep in the pure add tape to put it on top what it is a question mark that's that's the shit they're going on corn I don't tell you don't show okay that's a shit for nicotine bad what y'all putting on me man and what else over there take like what else man don't be trying to play the shit you got for sale I don't tell you ever said little yada got down on the beat he been coming in you know these my big back did you find a producer man I've been saying miss bullshit bro man I sent you the niggas you see me a nigga bro I got a man the email got clogged up bro niggas in this shit time I think bang bang I say yeah he's a made that the morning he put no thought in that one niggas send me some beats that shit play for nine seconds then say download the right off the bus come on producer be scared they're gonna get their credit man a lot of niggas don't get a producer they credit man now I'm gonna do some on that credit I mean shit by time y'all niggas smart shit the fuck you want us to do but you know oh yeah but I mean it's a lot of fun that don't get producer credit right so they were going to give them credit but a lot of people don't understand that who they have to be inspired by a producer who been doing that shit and know that this is how they had to get in the game I certain producers are known in hip-hop because they put they self out there as an artist like Timberland for real DJ Khaled you know what's the one from down here Jermaine Dupri you feel me they put they put they self on as an artist so people didn't put nested though but see I forgot he was a producer though a cold cold cuz he made sure he put his stuff throughout the whole song you know I'm saying did it dance to his shit and got down Jermaine Dupri really kind of like finesse his way and show cuz you know he didn't really look like a heart yeah you know I used to listen to the female they feel like eww like I picked my beats off of life like what he's up to that type of vibe I mean like if a producer sent it to me they already know like okay he southern and I just go out for that but my beats is in my everyday life if I feel this type of I could hear the hardest beat in the world if that's not my vibe on that day I ain't gonna like but I might go back two weeks three later I'm like daddy be hard like yeah that's the same way you like that's how long you been right I mean right since I was like well seriously right since I was like 15 right but I started doing music when I was like 12 mm-hmm so when you got your big break now now transition from the right right being all right we got your big break would you like man I've been doing this shit now I ain't say that because it was it like with me it's new cuz I'm used to being behind this thing so when I like when the spotlight only they like but you gotta get out of your shadow being behind the scene but like you gotta act like this you got to do this right I'm like you know say this ain't really perfect the artist career I perfect the writer pull out the back row flex you want to take a picture they want to see you gotta be the artist but I ain't usually that ain't me like I'm just used to I want to be there behind this thing that reaches for you know why he reaches for me like yeah I think you're having money right I don't want to be the nigga that you just have to show the shit all the time but you know I mean but you know I say that what it is still happening for a reason turned up can you secretly say how many hits you have written on and you are that nigga can you secretly say yes they were like you know I'm really just not getting really really started so it's like you I'll get a recognition for folks that was like there was like independent and they just wanted to read like I would lease my stuff I would lease them like for like six months I'm like six months at least I don't do that with it then I'm gonna go ahead and take somewhere else and it's first one so it was I was really been doing stuff like that man can you break that shit down cuz I just like here niggas assist or I want to know when was that moment that you were like oh shit now damn these independent niggas I'm back to be the artist and my shit finna take the fuck off man you came out with that that's a monster see what it took for me was it was just like the little lease and money was cool right it didn't like last like that so it's like I thought I'm the type that I be gambling right so I don't know you real game yeah I go to like a scene we've been taught some good shit we've been taught we've been put in a big throat man man look you mean bro we finally got somebody in here that's got them is crazy he got everybody in the world I love the way the kids don't know exactly what he's saying yeah man you already know man we got be artist welcome to the trap just a trap man water leak nigga you you signed an undisclosed yeah I definitely represent the city for some moves in and I'm gonna keep it real keep it real you know thorough round here man how you been I've been I just trying to make it through through the pandemic man trying to stay on us to keep my head of ball water you don't fuck it around and broke through in the pandemic all time I for real for real that's what I was doing yeah it's a it's a it's a it's a up and a down side look up bro first of all I appreciate it do you came up on time I came but not only did you you put a woman on the pedestal and said that you were sexy little hoe right I love the way you want right I love the way you talk for sure can I do I just had the answer question yeah did you get your answer I got the answer when I made the song I got the answer when I made the song you know it unfortunately came to unfortunately ending so quick but why you say that I mean after the whole situation happened you know so I text to the lyrics to the song a wet night her boyfriend ended up blocking me I think she went to the hospital for like throw the sun like that oh wait a minute people know how did she came back game about it man it was after the club I end up leaving the club when I end up leaving the club one night so you know I'm saying this I was with one of my homegirls she liked my homeboy a wet night that's how I look like the way we kick that was your partner that was like you know so yeah that was so big big so you know so we kicking it we drop boom get back to the spot go down hold up with so with your problem what I don't know saying you did it get you so go with your partner with you with me also so ended up being the free yeah okay so boom after the next day I ended up making I don't make it so I'm sitting outside the iPhone store after I had dropped off right my partner getting out for all my manager would get here off on feet I'm sitting in the coffee like a owl right I listen to the beat came up with a text to the lyrics boom probably a couple days later I guess you know going to the hospital or something she called over no no no this is before COVID-19 when he wasn't even thinking about COVID-19 okay so boom I guess her boyfriend or not he had a phone going through the text me because he used to drop off to like and kick it you're sad that's like I said she was like my partner so yeah so he go through the phone boom end up blackening I get blocked for it I'm like damn well up right you feel me so the song did end up going up no matter fact I was in Orlando the song ain't had no second verse on you so after I sent it back my manager doing with some of my friends you know I said from going up right they're like yeah buddy like you gotta put a second verse so her best friend and she ended up falling out with you know give me some even crazy head and that's how I finish the second verse where you my guy can I can't wait to hear that I can't wait to get the album bro these mothers have been some super throat goats anytime my hero some head that make you write a whole second verse yeah not only that it was with the other bitch that had to fall out with the friend before but yeah this how I knew the shit the head was good before we even came into contact the way you sung that shit was so much conviction yeah let me know that this wasn't just like no it went over it went on regularly like the second situation I was at Gresson I end up not Gresson I was on a Bodecray Park right in the back of the spring and the way she just looked at me looked me in my eyes when I was just gonna go through that she just I just had that it made me finish the song so you need you want you need you want the cooch you just like give me some heat I see I wouldn't even a fan ahead like that like into them like they made me a fan and I was just like you know I'm saying this was going on you know they really inspired you my boy that's I wrote a song inspiration father if I wrote a song out of her head I got but I would sound like Teddy Penningrass it went up it wasn't the first head you know mama I can pay all the bills that is great you said I know that one for you guys I'm gonna be crazy damn bro I can't believe you let these women out on the streets for unsuspecting they might not man they do you they still around do y'all feel like women should warn you if they got that kind of head hey I'm not gonna be surprised yeah it's a it's a that's what she like what I like this can you know what to do I ain't know what I know what to that's great well it's great give me a heads up if you got that kind of head I don't need you sneaking that shit into my life at this stage going crazy what I tell a bit hey you trying to fuck you might want to stop I'm about to bust a little cap so if you think about doing something after you suck me up you need to stop yeah that's a no that after trying to do something after like now yeah we can oh gee oh I mean you probably can't say can you 28 yeah my birthday was in May 15 are you a tire you know come on you don't fuck going on game I know what it is stop playing that way yeah yeah we brothers yeah what you what you thought to be while you are you think you got to be here they're being funny you bro it's some it's some hall of famers out here hall of famers hall hall you put them in the hall of famers yes damn you got a talk for a talk I think I've been out here finding Pokemons you've been catching on the wild hell of you I don't think you want no Pokemon shit I'm not saying they there they that red you heard a Charmander that one yeah I know some beasts with some straight artists really you the artists though they just really like they really like the canvas for you to paint on bro they talk your shit what they do shit what they did cuz I've seen what's been done right then I seen what they did you can't take that away from them they are checking oh no you can't take it away that you know some of them ladies have a arc and a skill that shit I'm a big and this is a good I told me I said I have to return to fame you hear me and you get down lay down you lay down see like what I like this you lay the fuck down I'm gonna eat that putt and I'm gonna eat a good when I say I knew I was eating it so good my toes was curled I had to stop and look at myself I'm tripping nigga I have that lips the beef had a bus over the next one by face right damn when I looked at it in the mirror I said I have to wipe this shit off before she see me damn oh yeah see all right when they look at you to be sticking to see what I cut on that like oh yeah boy y'all live in the whole Doug life okay shout out to them real the real ladies does it was mentioned early well I'm just sitting over there having flashback thank you buddy you thank you buddy cuz I know I should have wrote at least two or three so see I think about it all the time I ain't even a lot to you so she only know I'd be on her only fans are licking I mean I'll be behind the private video gonna be on the air oh so you watching to do everything I mean thank you buddy so I got a you great so you support me how it ends up so if you gave me inspiration but on block I'm still gonna support you from the distance now you gonna stop her so you say you are stalking her so he said she was a professional you is talking okay if she got the only thing she didn't win plenty she didn't make a money now oh yeah that's what I'm seeing again caught up in a whole goddamn that's a scandal right there but get what oh I you know she probably ain't no like she know you watch it so she like I try to put like a little clue that it was me like in the in the in the name in the name man you remember me bitch my name is five in between two things like that didn't mean right fucking right but this game is deep than mother fucker out of bruh what's the name of your album on cash on top this shit yeah I gotta get you some my people on clothing line car cash on the truth really fucking right cold I definitely put that on my cold shout out the reason can't show me a car cash on the right now I got crazy features on the boy number the baby the city girl every week you know we fast forward we got the cash out feature a lot of talk to turn it back featuring big lot of big lot of we got feel better feature my bro to see okay shut up to see the only four pieces I got on the rest of you going correct yeah rest of the day me like talking time to put my own I already keep talking to them on the shit before night yeah I'll see you from east I see that way I'm a west side babe what about what about me what about what about y'all so you with the top of okay any a lot but me going on well I started my grandma house used to live on 3rd Avenue that was in Kirkwood my own really like you know I'm saying say we're in here you're in here we're in here you're down west of the chapel wait a minute I want to kill that big they stayed out there with the job my car had a bad and I need a lot of it bad here yeah I had a 98 for this court with it with a seat belt go up by when you close I had my first car was a 92 by the 5.0 Mustang just my time for the old nigga to kick in this is your time I've had some of the most fun I've ever had in the state of Georgia Wesley chapel right what kind of car you was in oh that's back when when me myself that's when I was riding in a 93 by drop top so no I definitely had to drop off yes indeed ooh yeah hit a drop top yeah right there on Westwood chap it's all cousins when I say don't want to talk about two cousins that stayed on there was right I was deep all with you so liberal oh they were so liberal this tape don't stick to shit it's me Clayton English you haven't been chilling at the house and wanted something new to eat there's always something on door dad ordering is easy open the door dad's app choose what you want from where you want the idols will be left safely outside your door with the contact list delivery drop-off set with over 300,000 partners in the US 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That's bluetooth.com promo code 85 South to receive your first month free. And we thank Bluetooth for sponsoring the podcast. Amen. Welcome back to the 85 South show. Oh, my God. Today we get in the back story on some of our favorite fucking lyrics right from the song of the summer. Right. Brother, the shit you told me got me over here. My mind blown. Got you thinking about I'm having flashbacks. Thinking about Wesley Chapel. It's y'all stay deep in Wesley Chapel. You know how you get always the chapter. You still got to drive like 25. Are you basically talking about like Pantheon? That's all. Yes, yes, exactly. When I see you pantheon, my phone was like, where you at? I'm like, nigga, I don't fucking know, but I'm going to get this pussy. I ain't never been this far and I got a car. Amen. And a bit of pussy ain't never too far when you can get in your car. No, I ain't gonna say that. It ain't never too far when you can get in your car. I think 45 minutes is my max. 45-minute drive, I think that's the top. So think about it now, I'm a west side nigga. Right. So I love my way, I know about west side. Later they going to get me, but y'all know y'all need some greasy y'all head. You stupid. God damn it. You stupid. All the bad bitches, east side. Yeah, I don't know, hold on, I ain't even going to say that. I'm talking about. The north side had no one. We weren't going to the north because that was all our jurors did. We still need to be in the hood a little bit. Yeah, if it's over. But we knew some of their parents were like doctors, lawyers, like really, they stayed with both of their parents. Big house. I'm like, man, I'm trying to go get you. We were really like how the Instagram models there today. Niggas on the west side were trying to get something over there, but I'm talking about putting a baby in something and be scraped for life. That's how I feel. East side for the show. We were trying to trap the bitches, man. I'm telling you, man. That's awful. They're deep. They're deep. I'm glad you got out of there. Who said I did? Oh, you said I did. I'm looking for Oprah right now. Right now. Oprah, you can make an exception for Oprah, though. I don't have to make no exception. All she got to do is. What she sniffing? You know she do. She got some shit that ain't even out to the public. She got the people that come to her house, Oprah, Oprah, smell this. Niggas got a little box. She probably make her own, they're all fragrant. You know what I'm saying? She got a fragrance here. She flyin' in from France. A fragrance here. He take the sweat off her neck, and then he go back to France, and then he come back in four months. Try for them one little. Then he have a little case, and they be velvet, and they should be made out of crystal, like diamonds. And then over south, take them all, and then he just close up the box and said, thank you very much for what you've done for my family. Right. Let's fly back up. And then all the money. All that. She probably you like organic deodorant. Just stupid, like Tom. Like why you use Tom? She got so much money that she don't even stink. It's just the water that she use don't allow her body to even smell like nothing. Ooh. I ain't even thought it like that. That was a deep thought. That's the type of shit I be on, bro. Like what is he don't take baths, though? Like she wait like two days. You're like, oh, you're trippin'. Nah, she. I can do what I want. Shut up, man. This better not be in the table. I'm like, I don't tell them. It's the shit that look like a shower. She just walk in there and it spray like this mist on there. She got to walk back up. Yeah. Man, that ain't nothing bad but by the way. That's futuristic. It's futuristic. Get it done. All right. One of you go out and they were really talking over crazy. Let's get it done, man. We got company, man. What he name you? Get your ass in the tub. You name Stanton. Ooh. Oh, man, I know. I didn't even know she had it, man. You get your ass in the tub. Man, like Stanton, you know what I mean? She got a nigga? Yeah. I ain't Stanton. Stanton? Nobody know what he look like in the name. She had a nigga in the kitchen? Oh, we know what he look like. I ain't never seen him. She got a cave built with a nigga. No, she got a house built for him in the back of her house. He be back there. Nigga, she don't even want a nigga in the house. Go to your house. All right. Yeah. He just come over there and he on the bed and she don't go back. That's a human pet. That's just one of his crew. Really? Yeah, he's straight. What's Stanton do? He's a professional side man. I ain't never seen, she ain't even, I thought Stanton was going to look like Bill Cosby. He probably ain't. Your niggas will say anything, bro. That nigga stabbed me. Where he from? You want to know all this shit about him? Yeah, yeah. I want to know how a nigga like him get a motherfucker like Oprah niggas. Nigga, she chose him. What was the quality of it? He, she picked, he passed all the tests. Like Navy Sill. And he been with her the whole time. About 50 years, about 40 years. Same nigga. Why, all this shit? He never came out of character. He ain't had no sad babies or nothing. He held it down, bro. So, definitely got no kid. Bro, who knows? Whatever he got is, she got no mother to keep that. She just, she just, she just kept up with it. She just stayed with him. And don't even mind, she just put it in the bullshit. She picked the nigga that she wanted. And she said, look, you ain't my nigga, but I need you to be around for them times. I feel like he having a nigga. Right. So stay in the crib. In the back. Whatever you want. Just don't come over here all the time. Don't be in my mix. I ain't saying you can't come over here. Just don't live over here. Yeah. That hard. Really, thank you. Thank you, buddy. Like, Oprah really is, right? And she like, fuck who you wanna fuck with? That's cool. No. But you work here. You just can't fuck with whoever you wanna fuck with. No. Yeah, I don't think you, I don't think you're that. I don't think you're that sweet. I don't think you're that sweet. Bruh, it's extra sweet. I don't think you're that sweet. Have a sweet you think it is. It's even sweeter than that. She probably had a room where she was like, gon' pick you two or three of these hoes cause we ain't finna be out here with all these true men. Oh, that's how it's supposed to be, though. Yeah! Yo, gon' get you. But he can't, he can't pick. She went and got the bitch shit on. She know it. She know it. Look, you got these little hoes. These are the ones you can play with. Like, let go. Pick one. Exactly. That's exactly how you go. Cause I think she's like the rich woman in the house. So you don't get caught in the street doing nothing. Who Oprah? Yeah, yeah. And she the rich woman in the world? One of her. Oh, one of her. She got her own network. She play all her shit in her best friend's shit. That's it. Yeah, hard. She don't even fuck with niggas. Like, fuck your network. Yeah, hard. But the type of niggas that's gon' be over there when she wants some niggas over there, you ain't gon' after seeing one, you ain't gon' really say shit no more. Man, you ain't never really seen Oprah. Like, you ain't gon' come over there demanding shit. She over there with a seven foot, three Romanian niggas. Okay, bro. I don't know what the fuck y'all got going on over here. Why these niggas been in the pool the whole time? Yeah. And then she can't wrinkle it, fuck. The nigga ain't came out to pool. You gotta be fucked up. I been Oprah singing. No, she got big-ass crib, nice acoustics. They reverb in the hall. She probably got, she probably, she, her crib probably ain't castin'. Man, what? She got her nigga a crib behind her house. I ain't even think about it. What? She got her nigga put up like a real cane course on it. That hard. It ain't in the back. What y'all nigga got in the back? Oh, he back? No, it ain't in the back, y'all. See, that's the thing. Don't think like when you say in the back, he's like right back there. That nigga's shit. Yeah, he like a skilful and a hop. So he gotta take like a golf cart to his shit. You ain't gonna walk over that way, yeah. You gotta drive your little golf cart back there. That's crazy livin' though. That's crazy livin' though. Like right there, that nigga, that shit is a nice little, little wave. You can't, I can't be behind her by the house. Put me in the front. It's my uncle crib. I don't really like the dog. I don't really give a fuck. I don't like being in the back. Put me in the front. Oh, man. My house like the security of the house. So you wouldn't last it 40 years? You think I'm security? You talkin' about my house like the security? Yeah, yeah, I'm the first nigga you see. Who did? Wait a minute. See? Who at our house? This is over. Shut your ass up. Who the fuck is? Yeah, I brought this shit. MTV Crab, miss this fucking shit. I don't work like that with Oprah. Ain't no MTV shit. You'll be surprised. She probably want to get treated like that. I pray you'll make her treat me like that. She is the runner. She is the one that's in here. Brother motherfucking gotta pay a 20 motherfucking before they even get to that gate where the house is. When people got money, they do something strange and shit. They pay people to treat them a certain kind of way, bruh. When you get to a certain amount of money, you supposed to do shit that just confused the fuck like why is they doing that? Exactly. You don't have nothing else to do? Yes, you do. It's like what we gonna do? You sit there and you think of that type of shit. You do the fucking thing. Yeah, I mean, of course they. So they came fucking with you? They be like, man, don't fucking with him. He crazy. You want people to think you crazy when you got a lot of money. So they don't come on that fucking with you. Right? You don't need them niggas in your motherfucking bed. Exactly. I don't blame Mighty Jackson for buying a giraffe. But see, I don't need that. That was hard though. You got a whole petting zoo on your platform. That's something that I'll be like, OK. I'm close to having me a petting zoo. I just don't look for a monkey right now. No, for real. I ain't even going to count. Man, let me tell you what happened to me, man. Get out and tell you what happened to me. They're my animal stores. So I'm about to call the animal control on me and my two dogs. So the animal control comes out on my door. They say, have your dog been running up for both people? Right. If they don't know you, they might ball. But they ain't going to run up on you. You did what I said. So she said, I got to keep my dogs on the leash in my yard. Right. I said, Mr. Ukraine, this is our home. If they want to shit at the mailbox, that's what they're going to do. I'm not keeping on these. So get what I do. In the front yard. Man, she still there, man. I let them bitches loose. Y'all go play in the yard, man. Stop playing with me, man. Who tied a tail around this bitch? That's what I want to know. Man, tell them who called you. You called them my dog, bro. You called them the animal co-beast. Dog good or dangerous. They are dangerous, but mine ain't. You don't know that. They want to run up on people. I want a finger monkey. N***a. Run the clips back on this trip. That's what I want. You want a finger monkey? Yeah, I was on the road on the way back from so-and-so. And I was just licking them. I was like, damn, bro. Man. He about to be caught like that. My best friend, man. We want the same things in life, man. But I want a finger monkey, bro. Yeah. Y'all the only two n****s I ever heard of someday. For real? Bro, he didn't say, what's a finger monkey? Now no one knows. Go crazy, bro. He said, what's a finger monkey? Wake up like it just spanned out in the middle of the night over your eyelid. They here smart, though. But I'm saying they. But it's like you can just open your eye. You can just peel it off. Because it's just like these beads, OK? You can get a pulley. Wait till they motherf***er get mad. Man. They didn't even say they're motherf***er get mad. Open your eyelid. You said, open your eye and punch you right in your s***. Nah, you got to put them in like a little plastic bag. And poke you in the f***ing eye, or she going to get a fake quick. These n****s are going to f***ing your eyebrow. These n****s are going to f***ing your eyebrow. These n****s are going to f***ing your eyebrow. They're going to take that f***ing eye up, man. They ain't even going to give you that s***. Y'all put it in like a little, a little smiley cake. Some people can sit in them n**** though. You know Georgia, we can have one. You can? All right. Why you think I'm been looking for one? I ain't trying to make this money. I ain't trying to make this money. Huh? You getting the money. Drake, what's up, n****? You good? What's happening? What's happening? Yo, they like it. They don't think they're like $1,000? Hell nah, whoever you get yours from, they trying to get you. How much are they yours? Man, you can find these hurtin' through the pan n****, 250. 250 for the f***ing eye? It might be like a, it might grow bigger So I thought they say, nah, they say, they like the anxiety concern though. They can sit in the car. They be like, yo, that be like, yeah, man. It's like a, I can't cause some f***ing right here. Nah, we gotta find them, though, forever. I ain't f***ing with no kind of money. Leave them by the door. No, no, wait. Ah, man. You can't talk to this n****. Yo, we gonna get out the f***ing, man. We gonna let the b**** go. You think I'm wrong? You gotta let the b**** go. We gonna let you have that. You think I'm wrong? You burped it up. You burped it up? Yeah, I did, I did it to myself, I did it to myself. I did, I did, I did. Oh, yeah, I think so. The wine, it was the wine. I ain't even gonna hang a lot, see. Man. The wine, be happy, think about it. I'm gonna put the cup down. F*** this man, I'm gonna get a monkey, bro. Nah, I'ma get one for real, though. I'ma get one. Oh, shit. I mean, I just been waiting for the right time to get it. What was your name? What, the waking? Yeah. You don't name a monkey, bro. I thought you had it there, you. Bro, what I love you, I think it's rough. I'ma sit right here for a bit. Y'all, you think I'm breathing with that? Hey, man, hey, this is crazy, this n***a. I don't know why you burped this shit. I don't even know where to carry it from, though. Who is it? Y'all said the exact same words. Well, we said the same shit, but they tore a hole off of you, bro. Hey, man, you start, thank you, thank you, thank you. I don't even know how I got on the thing, I don't even know how I got on the fact that I wanted to make it on the B.J., yeah. You talking about the dog, man, I don't even know what to do. But they told me to change my mind. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I had to think about this. I changed my mind. I don't think I want no feeling, man. DC. You think it's dangerous? Yeah, shit's there. Why they go on this thing? They knock at the little n***a, man. You think that monkey gonna be right thing in the muck? Yeah, that's the n***a. Oh, my God, man. I don't even think they messed with your eye. They might just, they might just. I'm telling you, that's how they get their revenge. I'll be looking at the YouTube video, though. Oh, shit. Who usually have white people there? Funny, bro. Yo. Oh, shit. Animals trust white people. Oh. Because most animals want to be white. Oh. Animals, brother, bitch. I don't even know what you're saying. I'm telling you, show your dog black now. What? Animals know who they live with, bro. You ain't never seen how white people dog go outside. They go to the door and be like, bitch, give me a sweater. I'm going in this little neighborhood. That's a fact. The black dog just ran outside. The black dog be like, man, this n***a want me to yell at all his friends and shit. He won't let me do shit. Funny. I'm telling you, that's why them people got over his house. He think he can train the dog back. You're the head of the dog. Hey! Hey! Yo! My bad, bro. My bad. They just don't know you. They're not supposed to know me. I don't know. You'll get this fucking big-ass dog off me and put skin on these kids. Sir, could you put your dogs on a leash? Man, that's racist. Sir, you got three pit bulls. You think they can just freely roam the neighborhood in front of you and bust across the street? Oh, yeah. Ain't no old people. I mean, ain't no young people in my neighborhood. It don't matter. That's even worse. They don't do some old people. They don't do shit. They do water and grass. You watchin' the dog. You watchin' me play with my pets. Man, that's the biggest shit. That's making you angry. Oh, Lord, I hope that dog never gets out to make some coffee. They try to call before it happens. I don't even know what I'm saying across the street. Man, I don't even care. My dog don't even call when he comes out. That goddamn dog didn't respond to me. He's a lickie. I don't want you to not want to have my mother on this girl's house. She had a big ass pit bull. She was like, look, if you're going to come over here, I got an introduction to my dog. I was like, fuck. Man, she opened the door. The motherfuckin' dog run straight out the room around the corner, run straight to me. Nigga, the dog was running. So I'm like, oh, shit. Nigga, the dog put my whole fuckin' foot in his mouth. I was like, that nigga bit me. I don't give a fuck what I'm gonna go with. Why? Because your dog bit me and you ain't say shit. You seen this nigga bite me. He doesn't bite. Bitch, he already did. Right. He said he put my whole foot in there. Nigga, my sock. You know, when the nigga got some sock in his mouth. Right. I had to snatch my shit. He was saying, hey, look. No. He ain't no animal person. I tell you. Nigga, he bit me. I can tell you. Nigga, did you bleed us off? No. He bite you then. He got my sock. Nigga, the sock was stuck in his teeth. He ain't no animal person, man. You know how people that just ain't animal people. Nigga, do anything. You tell her what he said. No, so y'all are animal people, right? Right. No, I'm in between. I'm in between. For people who not, y'all ain't shit. Y'all let these fuckin' animals do every goddamn thing. We told y'all, we not playing. Right. We don't love you, dog, the way you do. We don't let that motherfucker sniffing all up on our crotch of shit, lickin' on my zip. What the fuck wrong with this dog? Okay. If you got company, you can be like, look, let me grab the dog by the neck or something. Don't let the motherfucker run all over there. People beating shit a little bit. Y'all got a little ass grease. It ain't in the drawers, but you can fit it. You can fit it. Y'all. Right there in your bucket. He's like, yeah. We going up out of here. I'm gonna kiss her. I like it. The anti-spread is on. Yep. I got a whole cheese sandwich in here. A little bit, bro. Y'all gotta stop letting your dog jump all over people's shit. I ain't even got no dog, though. Let me put something down. I just think y'all can't get that on my car seat. Don't let your predator break hard. God damn, yep. It's over with. It's in the seat. Y'all make it in through a bit, bro. I'm telling you, man. Stop doing that shit, D.C. But they listen, bro. I have enough space where it's not... Nah. My dogs literally have run... They would. ...across the street. They would. But that's the beauty of knowing that you have your dog on the control. That old man is terrifying. If I... Once my dog runs towards you and I be like, yo, y'all don't get me wrong. I'mma yell. Frog little eye. You know what I'm talking about? Get off the street. He's like, damn, I fucked up. Yo, come here. He's like, I ain't coming right now. Man. Come here. Get it over with. So I can go and hit you in the head and see until you can. Come here. Come here. I love you, man. I love you. Meanwhile, across the street, a white man named Wilbur didn't have a whole goddamn heart attack. Her name's a medical condition young... I have a heart of mesotheliomy. No, it ain't. It ain't? He said I can't breathe. It's stupid, bro. Canadian D.C. young fly was arrested today in... some part of Georgia. All they gon' have is a three-second clip. Locked off! Bro. It's all over the place. Everybody's saying he hooked up. My dawg, don't bite. All the time. I feel y'all, though, bro. We get the court. I got big enough. Hold on, Wilbur. They gon' get the court and get ahead of the judge that don't even look up so you don't get something done. It couldn't be nothing. Didn't we send someone out there for the leashes? For real? This is mine. Yo, that look better than that. Okay, be it. So, on April the 27th, we send somebody out for the leashes. Right. Okay. All right. Well, since you think this is no laughing matter... But get what I got, though. They had you kill all that. Private, private. Bad dawg sign. They gon' be like, well, do you have the bad dawg sign in your yard? I'm like, yeah. They were like, well, he should've been watching where he was walking. Beware of dawg. Nah, you know what? Yes, sir. They gon' phobia me like, to beware of dawg sign. And it don't be no big dawg. Like, it's just, like, pointless. But you need to be aware of it. No, they gon' be like, bite you, man. They do. But I'm probably out of Chihuahua, but they gon' be like, they gon' be doing all that, though. They'll bite you first. Yeah, if it's over, you can kick them, though. You can beat them up. Yo, man, we're not gonna do this. No, we not. We ain't doing that. We ain't doing that. We ain't doing that. We ain't doing that. We ain't doing that. We ain't doing that. But they ain't no animal ugly. Oh, don't swamp people, be killing them alligators all in the head. It was a quarter of a kill shot. I used to watch that show the day when they started making me a kill shot. For real? Because they seemed like they had to get it. It's like they knew. It felt like racism or something. Because they were shooting them and I seen how they was laying in the boat and they was like, aw, nigga, they got me. You know what I'm saying? They gon' be getting money, but they gon' be getting no money. That little 14-footer arranged you about $250 at the bottom. You be like, well, at the bottom. You be like this. $250. I don't think you be out there every day in the swamp killer alligator game. All right, for sure. I'm already always going out. This is easy money, isn't it? Especially to Jason. That's my problem. You don't want to embarrass the guitar. I been out here trying to teach Jason how to kill the alligator. And when he kill the alligator, he gon' be a good killer. When he kill the alligator, and when I kill the alligator, I'm gonna kill the plug-in. Everybody know this muscle. Oh my God. That nigga ain't slow. Damn, bro. Y'all is stupid. Free the tiger king, man. He funny as fuck. Free the tiger king. Free the tiger king, right? You think so? He got a free the tiger king. He'm funny, man. I respect him for what he did. He was funny to him. He was real passionate. He was definitely passionate. Jones is out of it. What you call that nigga? That nigga hold on a minute. He said, Billy. Y'all trippin' in this bitch today, bro. Oh. Y'all know how to smoke. Oh, hold on. Let me put this out. Nah, you good. You know, I don't smoke, but it'd be like the second hand cancer and it'd make me start trippin'. You trippin'. No, I'm good. No, you don't. You don't. You don't. Look, you gotta thank this. This bottle, I'm gonna go. You just call it, man. Billy is out of it. Billy is out of it. And I'm gonna be like, hey, yeah, I smoke, Billy is out of it. You have to. I'm like, Nanny, your friend. Man, this nigga. Y'all so excuse me, bro. Oh, man. Fuck that. I'll give my finger back. If he spads out, we just gonna spad out together. I'm telling you, that's how you stop this nigga. He gon' crack, you gon' crack. Nigga, fuck you talkin' out. What if you get one, and then you get one, and then they see each other and be like, nigga. We made it, nigga. Look at that. Oh, yeah, they know each other. Yeah, man. And if they see each other, the monkey start doin' a little dance. A little, man. Then you have to tell the little head, come in, you trip. Damn. See, we fucked around in real life, and God had left that bitch somewhere. Yeah, see, that's my worst fit is like a lot of folks in their finger makings. They roll over on them when they sleep, cause they're so small. Ah, yeah, I put them up for good. You can't let me land on them. Like playing with it. Yeah, you gotta put it up. Like they're so small, you get to roll over on them. Kill them. That seems like too much responsibility, man. That's like a little person. Yeah, I got three dollars. That shit is too much, bro. I got a dope man. Ain't nobody told you to get three dollars. I ain't even gonna cap, bro. Why you get three big ass? I don't fucking know, Lose, man. You ain't be doing shit. When I have a passion for shit, I go all in, like, real heavy. And then when I go heavy, I be like, I'm tripping. You are. Like, I was like, I love dogs. Get a lot of them. What the fuck am I doing, like? The fuck wrong with me, like? I got a diamond shepherd that my daddy helped me out. That's a big ass dog. Yeah. You see, he like dogs when he take care of it. Nobody in my family really cares about nobody else's dog. That's what I'm gonna get when I get real old. Who give me a dog? You don't care, bro. They really, they really look out for you. Ain't even gonna cap to you. Somebody had broken something up in my house. And my daddy, my daddy had a rock waller. Right. She jumped out the window, and I think she had one of the country, the rock waller dragged up to the fence. The folks across the street seen the dog dragging her and came. That's how she, that's how she's still alive today. Yeah. My daddy always had a dog. See, my mom used to make me do stupid shit, like go clean the dog shit up from outside. I'm like, bro, it's outside. It's going to deteriorate. Why you want me to pick up shit off the grass? I don't get that, like. That wind be so serious though. When that wind blows, where you know it's on my life, you be like, bro, what the fuck? Bro, you can't leave shit everywhere. I didn't understand that as a kid, bro. I'm like, they outside is what they're going to do, mom. In her mind, she's like, did my yard. They fucking know my yard. Cleaning my yard. I'm like, I used to go to school, like, bro, yo, mama, we making you clean up dog shit from outside, bro. Like, is this the home of my niggas? Like, new mama love me, bro. I'm picking up dog shit from outside, bro. What you do with your dog shit on the inside? You take it outside. She want me to take the dog shit from outside and put it outside. Take it outside and put it outside. Right. That's deep. No, you gotta move it out of the yard, though. I ain't know that. I just said, watch your step. Bro, we had some dogs, and we didn't know what's going on. We didn't know what kind of shit the dog did in that world, man. Watch your step. Just had dogs. You just had dogs, you don't need just dogs. So that mean you had the one you used to file on the street? No, we had some dogs and people getting away like, hey, y'all want some dogs? That's the word you file on the street the most. When you realize when you start buying dogs, you like, oh, I used to get a lot of muts. And niggas, they never know what kind of dog it was. Bro, we had it. What it is? You like, man, I don't know, man. We had two dogs. Fuck a ball. They would never sleep in the doghouse. They would always sleep on top of it. You know, fucking never went in there. I seen it. There's a crazy part of seeing a dog like that. It don't go inside the house. It's on top of the house. I had two ladies in the doghouse. Stop saying that shit, man. I'll see you later, bro. Don't start, man. Bro, Fifi was like the stud. And Fifi was like the still. Man, Fifi would be like, she would goddamn wing. I'd be like, look, what she think she got a dick? Bro, look at her. She's like, wing, wing. I'd be like, bro, this dog is crazy, bro. Stop. They were girls, bro. Stop, man. Then the pit, let me tell you what happened. The pit was a boy. He come over. So the stud had to show her like, bro, I'm like a man, too. What you want to watch? They really were battling it out. Battling for the land, bro. Who going to run this bitch? Because if my girl, you ain't finna fuck my girl. So it really was both of them girls. It really was both of them girls. The boy dog never fucked the girl dog. She would let them know that. Stop trying to put your wibby on the wall. Bro, she's like, yeah, all right. Bop. She woke up to that shit, run that pit. No, but see, I understand. She woke up to that shit for the day. I used to watch the dog. She woke up to that nigga trying to fuck Fifi. Man, she was like, bro, she cried over because she was like, hold on, because she just woke up. I seen that shit off and everything. She was like, this nigga trying to fuck my girl. She find a pit. I can visualize the whole story. Y'all tripping. This a mutt, fighting a pit. The pit for the lot dog go crazy, man. Mutt girl dog run up on the butt out here every time. Stop fucking my pit. Nigga just stop fucking with her. I would lie, bro. No, what was wrong with the dog, nigga? We got him from the white man, too. That might have been brothers and sisters, though. They been doing it when they act like that. It was. We got him from the white man who used to be on crack. DC. They come from the hood, you find it, man. That's why I fucked crackhead. When I fucked with nigga, talk about it, man. They would pull up with whatever you need. You could just be talking about the refrigerator. They were the first iPhone. Talk about the refrigerator, nigga. Pull up with the refrigerator. How did you know I needed a refrigerator? Like, I ain't going to set a scene for them. Somebody always needed a refrigerator. And I got a stove. For a stove. How you got a stove? You know them fools around the back, you know they moved. They had them moved out of the window. But you know they ain't never come back. But we got a stove. Bro, the strangest crackhead shit I've ever seen is, like, one time I seen him up for a year and he had headphones on. Or dancing like a motherfucker. Or dancing like a motherfucker, singing. Shit ain't plugged up in nothing. Imagination. And he own thing. God. What song was he singing? Oh, kind of shit. You would have really thought he was listening to this shit. But hold on, earbuds don't plug up. And then he'll take them off. And he'll be like, hey, man, there's Dr. Drake right here. He would have had it in, look. He said, there's Dr. Drake. No, it's not Dr. Drake. See, but he really was thinking ahead of time, though. But what was your motivation for the music? Mine? Yeah. My mom used to do music. But it was just like when I used to, when she used to go to the work, I used to go in there. It's though my partner used to be in the band. I used to be playing at the church. So when I go over there, he'll be doing what he be doing. And then I just start freestyling to the beats that he be making. Wrapping over this shit. Yeah, wrapping over it. So for now, I was already modeling. They said I needed to find a talent modeling. So for now, I was like, I'm finna do music. Went up, I did eighth grade talent show, went crazy. And for now, the adrenaline rush, it was just like, I want to keep doing it. Like all the girls in the school were like, oh yeah. I don't want to go to, oh yeah. That's what the music though. Yeah. So you just didn't listen to nobody like growing up? Yeah, growing up. Bye bye. Niggas be flexin' on bye bye, bro. I used to want to be, I used to want to be, I used to want to be bye bye. I'm so bad when I was little. I did it too, girl. I got to admit that too. Yeah. I was standing on Memorial Drive in apartment in Codd, Casarilla, right by Aberdeen Mall. I used to have a little scooter. I wanted a scooter for Krimmel. The old fire football jersey. And I wanted to brave my mama. My mama used to cut my hair to the ball head. So I can't even, you know, she wouldn't let my hair grow. But other than that though, bye bye, though, for real, bro. Bro, I used to cut to the ball head. So you want to pay to go to the barber shop? Like, she's like 20. Like, she used to be like little patches in there. I used to hate my mama. I cut it really, really, you know, like, see. I want you, if you listen to this, like, I just wanted to know. You dare wrong. He's been going to school. You dare wrong. She put you in the street. Now how you went to school? You said you came to school, man. Man, if I pull up an old piece, y'all gonna be like, well, that was you? Yes, bro, I used to have one little hoop earring. I pierced my other. Right. But I used to have one hoop earring with a ball head, bro. Damn. Tramp. Listen to the bow. Like a young grown man. Listen to the bow. They could be flinching on bow-wow, man. Bow-wow was that niggle back in the day. Yeah, if you were born in it, I just like, bow-wow was, he was, he was, he was you. Yo, Michael Jackson, bro. You trick. Bro, I thought that niggle was gonna be a billion dollar easy. Man, you gotta understand that this is one of the most successful child superstars in life. It is the most, probably, there ain't nobody talking about besides Michael Jackson. Yeah, Michael Jackson. But you talking about as a child superstar, bro, I just want to never forget that niggle came to Cascade when they first opened up, bro. And they were like, bow-wow, come on. This one's the niggle. First of all, being a child star was unheard of. First of all, you doing grown food shit. Right. As you letting years old niggle. There wasn't no Instagram. There wasn't no Instagram. So famous. Fame? He was really famous. Famous. Fuck, man. Them to my bitches passing out left and right. Niggle, that niggle walked in that motherfucker. I was like, he a kid. Hell no. He going crazy. I want to be him. I'm going to be a little bow-wow when he, I'm mocking that niggle. He don't stay and go. Man, I ain't never know that niggle inspired you. Bro, I'm from the 90s. This is a groundbreaking moment. I'm from the 90s. I always take off a bow-wow on Instagram. If you go on Instagram, and they can be popping that shit by bow-wow, I'll be up for that night. Hold on, hold on, let me get a show. I'm their man 90s baby. He about to do some stupid shit there for y'all to be talking about him. But he's still a goat. They about to do the verses. Soldier boy and bow-wow. This is a great battle. This is one of the ones where I'm like, you know, this is a great battle. I got to go with this one old part. I really do like this battle. I got to go with this one old part. I like this. I'm going to see the fight. This is one of the ones where I can't pit-side because I fuck with both of y'all, but who we even niggle on the back, niggle with the back. I got it. I got it. Now, soldier boy, soldier boy definitely, and this was like, soldier boy came back in the light. Well, it was, it was kind of like the black mug. All that, it was like in eighth grade, ninth grade. Yeah, right in the B T-shirt, yeah. Because he right after the franchise, boy. Yeah, he was right after that when we were out there. Nah, he definitely went crazy. I ain't even gonna, I can't, you can't cap my soldier boy in or in. So, if we look at bow-wow, this nigga didn't look at soldier boy just like that. Yeah, you can't. Like bow-wow. This guy, this credit soldier, he got the receipts and Shauna really got a lot of them bitches. He might not have him in the number ones and bow-wow, but he got a lot of them. Like he didn't, she definitely a trist on the credit. They were the first to really talk about it ever heard. He did so much shit first, man. He's still dropping everything. Like, nigga, I did that first. Right. Oh yeah, but so. Man, we gotta get him up here, man. We gotta, we gotta get big Draco up here. Big Draco, you ready man? We gotta get him up. We gotta get him up. That nigga real well. I don't think bow-wow and Romeo was gonna work. Yeah, bow-wow, Romeo, that bow-wow was, that was automatic. Automatically. Where bow-wow and soldier, that's a battle. It's a fight. Yeah, it's a fight. It's a fight. Cause anybody can pick at you. Nigga ain't really skin by number one. They like which song you rock with the hardest. Yeah, which one went crazy. Right. Yeah. But then what if they play both of them, that they both was on? Marco Polo. Oh, man, that's a tie. That's what I'm saying. That's a draw, that's a draw. Why don't you nigga be like that and what do you want to be? Nigga. But I don't think he gonna lie, but I'm a bow-wow fan, man. You want to be, you want to be one of them? I'm gonna be one of them. So they got his features. I ain't touchin' bow-wow features. We talkin' about a nigga that helped Jagged Edge. You talkin' about a nigga that helped dancin' the child. You talkin' about a nigga that was in the era of who had a nigga to back him up like Jermaine Dupri and Snoop Dogg. We were like, what? I don't see it right now. That's it. Nigga ain't finna keep talkin' to my boy like he did. He can't do some shit that'll make you talk about him. Y'all gotta put respect on, y'all put some respect on your name. You gotta put some respect on your name, man. You get all respect on your name, but see, then it go back to the argument though. Soldier Boy kind of did a lot of that shit by himself. Move that little roll, I ain't knockin' that. Nah, Soldier Boy, I didn't, he did it by himself. I ain't knockin' that. He put a lot of shit by himself. You want to know what he go back to? Well, bow-wow opened the door for Soldier Boy. Most of them. He came back. They go, so they'll always, they're like. Okay, and you want to say impact-wise, we talkin' about, the social media made a lot of shit easier. Yeah, it made it different. Impact-wise, when the notebooks was out a month ago, we were putting the covers of the magazine inside the little notebooks in the front. You see what I'm sayin'? Yeah, it's different. We talkin' about, like, B2K was explosive, but you openin' up for bow-wow on the screen tool. Hold up, we talkin' about the screen tool. Let's talk right now. But that's what I'm sayin', man. He's at Rebirth, and we ain't all the way back. By the time he came to the game, he was already tired of that shit. But see, when bow-wow was in the game, though, right? Bill Gates went as smart as he was then, but then when he started making better computers, and then we started gettin' on the internet a little bit better, then it was just like, it was easy, it made it start easier, like, my space out of it. Bow-wow wasn't within' my space. Mm-mm, he, that's what's standin' now. It was all street work, that was all the streets in the radio. Man, let me tell you somethin', that nigga came up, let me tell you somethin', my favorite all time song, we by Whizzer, is Bounce With Me. How it y'all? Lemme tell you somethin', when that nigga had that mong, f oven come through the, and he had the bike bouncein', and I'm like, I'm gonna beat to the old dub. You ride for your girl. Run it rough on the time. I'm like, I'm gonna shit this nigga! This nigga, fly back! This first bad album, every song, damn, there went. Really crazy? So he could drop all of them, and then you ain't even get to the other shit. That's what I'm tryin' to tell you, like he like, it, it, And they know I'll be like, bro, y'all trippin', bro. They mean it is a mogul, bro. And y'all, y'all are the only one like social media, cause it made a lot of people- Nah, yeah, they both moguls, but- They both moguls. I don't want a mogul mogul. I just don't like how social media made a lot of people have an opinion who would never say that shit in real life. You feel me? Like y'all really fix y'all fingers and mouth to say some disrespectful shit. Really, you would never say that, cause you gotta understand in school, you was with the end crowd. You know the other people that's walking around you, motherfuckers that would never say nothing at the way. Social media made that available to these motherfuckers to be like, so now it look like all, it's so many fuck niggas versus real niggas. Right. So that's always gonna overshadow. You see, that's the thing. I think the whole basis of the argument do is like, even if they're doing the verses as opposed to be friendly, you know, competitive, but it's like, we still need to let everybody be great, man. I don't like how they put, they try to make you pick and choose this person over this person. Or you know, try to make it seem like these people don't fuck with each other. That's it, lame. And it's just like, that's why. It's like, you gotta look at it like boxing. You know they gotta go in and, you know, we friends outside of this, but it's still a sport. What we do is a sport and it's a sport to kill. But what's lacking for that though, is the mutual respect for being in the sport. Right. And knowing that we know what we stepping into. Folks gotta realize, if you made it in, it's a blessing and you will jump. Cause a lot of folks, it's just like even with music, a lot of folks will do something, but they don't really get the chance to show the world what they do. If you get the chance to show the world, then you will jump in. That's all that really matters, really. If you became a professional, yeah, once you became a professional, then you accomplish your goal. Right. Cause you got people on the stand, like they just like going in the NBA. That cool, but a motherfucker who might be a professional, basketball player is training niggas who in the NBA. So you gotta understand where your talent can be used that you feel me, you overlooked it saying, you supposed to be in the NBA. No, you supposed to train niggas who in the NBA. Hold on, you just confused me. Bring it back. Yeah, we want it. Bring it back, bring it back, hold on, what was that? What was that talking about? Training in the NBA, but you training in the NBA. Right, like how you say a lot of people don't make it in the game, right? But you have to understand your position or where you at in the game. Okay, right. So you might have a dream of wanting to be in the NBA, but your position is to train the niggas who's going to the NBA. Oh, okay, okay, yeah. You see what I'm saying? Oh, who already in the NBA. I mean, you know, you ever listen to like some of these sports podcasts and they bring up like these old NFL and NBA players and then they always ask who was your toughest matchup and they always name somebody you would never think. It's like, no matter what your skill set is, it's always going to be that one motherfucker that you could never really get past. Even if you beat them, you still don't feel like you at your best because their skill set is so superior. You know what I'm saying? They really tested you. That's the world, though. It's like, even with money, it's always going to be somebody rich in the NBA. Somebody that's trying to get up. I mean, why the fuck would you want to wake up and be the richest? I don't understand, cause it's like you can't do that. It can't be no fun being number one. That's the one thing. Too much pressure. Cause they coming to ask you for some money. You, if you think you had hit it. But it's like, even if you did. When the mother full asked you for some money. Hey, can we borrow a couple of views? Do you think the motherfucker who the 183rd richest person in the world is at home like, fuck! So sick of this broke ass shit. I think it's richer than me. I think so. That plane ain't new. Right. Well, he come from, it's a nigga probably in spanish. Yeah, for real. It's probably somebody I like right now. We can get to New York and for three hours. Right. So your plane, how fast we going? Man, it don't do with like 600. It's how they get the plane in the tuner. He ain't got that new plane, look. Yeah, we ain't borrowed a new plane. I'm waiting list. Right. 182 motherfuckers in front of me. I mean, you got to step your hooks a little game. What's he saying, man? Sitting over here on 636 billion. That ain't shit! Bro, rappers got billions now. Right. Now you got to see 136 billion. I think I worked this fucking hard to live next door to Conway. Well, there was a fuck. The real nigga really got a problem, bro. Yeah. The real nigga really got a problem. Give me the most. Fuck a ride of fucking bitch, man. I'm just saying, bro, like how rigid rich? I don't know. You can't really put no limit on that shit. That's why I just say, man, I pray to just be financially stable. We'll also have a mental to know that longer I can wake up and I have the energy to really move and walk and talk. I can make some paper. Go for it. I'm really about making the paper. I don't want to make sure that my mental is straight and I just want to have great investments and money management. Yo, come on, I tell you, man. I like what you're going to do. You be fucking with me. All this stuff will really drive you crazy when you sit and think about it. It didn't be so much going on, so much pressure. It'll drive you crazy. So I want to say that I want to be the richest in the world. I just want to be able to live money where I don't have to think about no fucking money. Yo, I just want to live. But you got to also understand, once you make money, you realize what type of nigga you is as you make it money. So you realize, oh, I'm tripping. Like me, I don't really need shit. I be tripping sometime. You feel me, boy? After I trip, I be like, you know what? I don't average my year. They have much. I really need to be happy. But nigga, you got a trip, though. You got a trip in Wild Out, because even if a nigga who makes some money out of it every two weeks, he going to be like, fuck it. I'm spending the whole check on me next time. I'm sick of this shit, all right? I don't pay a bill for six months straight, next check all on me. Fuck who don't pay? Yeah, you have fun. Know what I'm saying there, but they don't know what I'm saying about money, man. They don't know what I'm saying about money, man. That's fun in our game. You know you're going to do that. I know what I'm going to do that. But I need to know what type of nigga I am to spend money. You know what I need to know on what type of nigga I am to spend on me. They going to be talking about, man, I spend this on me. No, you won't. No, you won't. First, you trip out and realize, you don't even need that stupid ass shit. So how much I am to splurge on me, if I need to have this to know that this how much I'm going to go crazy on vacation. I'm going to take this, blah, blah, blah, blah. Your taste change. You see what I'm saying? That's what I'll be telling people all the time. You don't even know what the fuck you like it. No, that part, that's true. You don't know, like the stuff that you thought that you would. You don't know. That's why I had to have money, man. Because I'm expensive, I be trippin'. Exactly. You fuck around, when you got a thousand dollars, you going to get a thousand dollars worth of shit to do. Then when you get in some mode brand, you be like, nigga, this what? I didn't even know I liked this shit. With the little, you know, with the little shit on. I fuck with that, nigga. I didn't even know I liked waking up, looking at the beach, nigga, I'm not staying cr- You see what I'm saying? I like this shit. You want to hit the oh shit. You know what I'm saying? You don't know. Because you can only see what the fuck you got exposure to. You stay within your range. And that's fucked up. Shut up. That's why I always tell my nigga, look, just travel and go somewhere. It don't cost that much. Stop listenin' to these niggas, man. Miami, the ticket, one-fifth. I just sat right there and watched you gamble. $500. So stop sayin' you ain't got it. You just gamble, see, on and on. That's a night, two-night trip with Miami Game Ballet. You get money. Stop watchin' him, him, and him. When you can do you, you and you. You feel it? There's no job. Like, bro, you over-thinkin' how much you think Miami can't hate y'all when they go to Miami. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. You have fun. You just got, sometime you just got to go. Y'all free your mind. Sometimes your first travel experience, you ain't got to go nowhere ballin' his hell. Niggas just, just ride over to Birmingham one weekend. Niggas just to see how the niggas over there is doin' it, bro. Right. Keep goin', don't stop. Keep goin', though. That's what you get at. I'm just sayin', man. Niggas be like, where you goin'? I'm just gonna ride through Birmingham. Through Birmingham. Well, you better be sayin'. Nah, but see, niggas just got to, but sometime they come from not havin' a real bitch by our meeting. Cause real bitches will lead you somewhere where you be like, listen, man, look, let go somewhere. Yeah, they gon' make you think. They gon' make you think. Ain't you gon' catch a girl? Yeah, let go somewhere. You want some pussy, though? Niggas be like, man, I ain't tryin' to go with that bitch, man. Yo, women check. Niggas off of the nigga a whole trip. He tellin' me, I ain't tryin' to do all that. You like what? I ain't tryin' to do all that. I want to kick it with y'all. Yo, some real shit, though, but y'all did bring up a good point. Niggas need to stop declining all that shit and start getting some exposure to some shit, man. Let's kick it. Yo, a girl, a girl, most girls gon' bring that side out. You can, more girls, they want to try, you know what I'm sayin'? So they want to experience it. They want to go somewhere. Women love adventures, man. I used to only want to take truth to the casino at first, but then, like, when I started, really, like, get some real, man. I'm like, you know, maybe I will go here and go there, but the only place I will go is, we want to, we finna go to South Carolina, we finna go to Harris, or, you know, we finna go down to Thomas or the Hard Rock, that's where we goin', but now. You got to have the problem for real. Yo, man, all right. What'd you like to play? I be on roulette. Roulette? You don't like to be on the table? Nah. You ain't fuckin' with the table, man. I'm at the table all night. I got, have you ever got to kick that casino before? Nah, you know what? I kicked that. I done walked out sad, no? Nah, I got to kick that because they saw me give my money back. I was at the man, I stayed in that bit by 22 hours. 22? 22, listen. I had somebody with me, I ain't even spending time with the bitches. Bitches like, I got to go, I was like, all right, man. Y'all, man, they been leaving me. I'm like, what time is it? What the fuck's that in the morning? They been got a flight? Shit, how long that been? Nah, I ain't got no money. I need my goddamn money, man. Let me get that, can you say it? Man, listen, the four were like, you got two more rolls. I ain't never heard no shit like that. So, 24, four seven. As a matter of fact, no. I done heard that I was to the table so long that they was like, yeah, we got a, they be having a new phone talk to the table. That's why I don't go on like more in the baggy though. Out of the way, the baggy, I'm thinking I'm talking to a, I'm thinking I'm talking to a regular girl. So I'm like, oh yeah, you know, we mingling, we missing mingling, boom, boom, boom, gambling. I'm like, you know, let me take a break. So I go upstairs, we get to the, she was like, yeah, so 300 for right now, 500 for the whole night. I don't think that'd have been my soul mate. You know what I'm saying? It started to talk to me so good, I'm like, hey, bro. She said in that Popeye's class. She said, I'm like, look, either I ain't, you know, I ain't never paying for, for something to go back down. I already spent my 500 on the table then, on you. Right. Right, come on. When you say shit like that, they try to explain that. You can pay it to them. Well, you can't ship it or you can pay it, no, fuck, I can't. Nah, she hit me with the, you broke. That, ooh, no, you didn't. Like, you ain't got enough, man, I'm like, baby, look. You tripping. You know what I'm saying? I'm ready to go win this thing. You know what I mean? Man, that's throw it to the elevator. Awkward in here. For the show. Hit that button. Hey, let me ask you this. As a dude, you look at her like, baby, we both going down, you know what I'm saying? As a man, you offended when a woman tried to sell you some pussy. Ma. Yeah, it just depends on how it's presented. Like, you got to present it. I don't like it. I don't think you about to just take my mind. Yeah. I don't like that. I'm like, you know, so, you know, you know how aggressive they be. He ain't giving too much. You be like, I don't like it like that, Sean. Someone be like, they, it's like, you got to. Right. Like, I don't got to do nothing. You know what I'm saying? But then you got the other approach where it's just like, you know, this what it is. I respect you. Yeah, you respect it. I feel pleased sometimes. Right. I be like, what did I do that gave you the impression that I'm that type of person? Then do what she say. Do what she say. So I'm like, so what's up? She like, so shit. What's ending for me? What's ending for you? This, this, this. This is evening stay. Yo pussy, this, this. You want some money? God, this. How much you talking about 400, 400? You like, you thought I'd do the matter. Really? You get the fuck about it. Yeah. Oh, these two. So, you be like, excuse me. What? You did try. I'm sorry, Miss. I'm sorry that I gave you the impression that I was the type of person that do it. I'm sorry. I don't even like the approach. Not saying anything is wrong with that. I'm just saying, what made you think that I'm him? This is for this. Like, this boy like, I don't even know. I ain't really a fan of doing it. I promise you I'm not. Yeah. I'm not a fan of that. You guys be young, wild. But the PPP got everybody just splurged on you. Cause that's what they doing. They giving bitches all that money and them whole thing. They just so fine and niggas is paying for their time and beauty and shit. You like, but that's what a lame nigga do. If I fuck with you, you want to have a good time to have a good time to go somewhere? Exactly. We're where we are. I fuck with you. Don't think I'm no lame in these niggas and I'm giving you money. You ain't first of all, I ain't giving you no money. I'm gonna look like the man. Let's think of the bright side over here. Think of all the fine ass women, right? Talk. Who just sitting at home with, with nothing to do. Right? Right. And they fine. With nothing to do. I can't stand. With no PPP loan. This fuck, this last year just done. She don't know what's about to happen. Her fan in the window. She thank him. Ooh, her fan in the window. And one of the fans broke out so they be like, So check this out, 2019, that was when she really just started getting out here. What? She had, she got low flight matters. She ain't been to like one or two places. I ain't need no love, I'm gonna try to save her. It's the pre-pandemic. She pre-pandemic out there. I'm gonna try to save her. That was her best year, 2019. So right now what she doing is she just found a way that she finna drive everybody back. She everybody who got a PPP, she finna drain them. She drain them. I'm gonna try to save her. Save her. And what I mean what I say is. I got a problem with that, I think that's a time thing though. So what I mean, not really about saving her. Is, listen, right now, I'm gonna hustle. I know how to build shit from crumbs. So once I did that, you ain't finna tell me you can't do it. Then you can build some shit from crumbs. You did what I said. You can. Jesus fed a lot of people with two fish and four loads of brick. You broke it down, you gotta break it down. Get down. Right. What you wanna do in life? What you need? LSE, get that. What you trying to do? Get that. Whoa, whoa. Here you go. Get off your feet, little mama. Go beat somebody. First of all, I don't like nobody. You don't wanna do nothing. You bad. You not finna pull that shit with me. Jekyll, you fine? Man, let me tell you something. I don't fuck a bit bad on you. You hit me. I don't care about you being fine. I don't fuck a big one on you. What that's gonna do? It's gonna fuck a self-esteem up because she thinks she's fine and she can catch me. Take it then, baby. You think that's gonna work? Big bad is gone, baby. Big bad is gone, honey. See, this bad is gonna fuck me back on you. This is the bad that you said that on. This is gonna fuck me back. You hear me? I really fucked with you. I fucked me back. Give it. So listen to what I'm trying to tell you. What type of manipulation is this? It's a manipulation because some business be thinking that they fine and they can control you with their beauty. And they ready to be cool. That's what they gotta catch. Snap out of them. You're saying the favorite part, though. You don't try to fuck the unattractive lady out of spite. That's what they say more about you. Anybody out of spite? Anybody unattractive lady? Big baby got her shit. It just ain't just a big baby. This is my big baby. This is why I call her big baby. You hear me? And I can call her in a minute and she'll come get me for what I am for. I fought with her. But that just means he was gonna fuck you anyway. No, I'm trying to do that. It don't mean that, all right, though. I didn't have to reverse the situation. I done had females that I mess with when they was eagerly deckling. And now that they turn into goose, they done helped me. You feel what I'm saying? Like, and I ain't even gonna, I don't even know what they ain't dropping in there. Like, it's a lot of these, it's a lot of them that did just be like, you were back in the day, you'd be like, But you fought with them when they were down, though. You mess with them when they were down. It wasn't even done. And they make a video of it. They didn't fine theyself. Everybody, you and I all raised this nigga even when you had this skinhead. All right, you too, all right. But nigga, they see this cause you had to see this head. They ain't see this head. I see it, that's what I'm saying. Just like you ain't that nigga no more, they ain't them no more. So you ain't never even really fucked with them. But no, sometimes, who wins, what you mean? You can say that, but then technically you ain't never, you fucked with the whole version of them. But this what I'm saying, I always know that sometimes people have minor setbacks. Which is cool. And sometimes people allow depression to make their setback a sinkhole. You see what I'm saying? They get shit. But that's not a choice. That's beyond their control. It's not beyond their control. Sometimes a little motivation, you never know where it might come from. Cause I was one of them niggas while I was like, yo, if I could just, just a little motivation, it don't even matter. I'm in a sinkhole, man, you feel me? That doesn't always apply to every situation. You might just be the exception. You can't never really diagnose how deep or severe depression or shit like that would be. But this what I'm saying, sometimes motivation will keep a nigga from making it discreet. You need a push. They just need a push. I'm not gonna lie, everybody go through it, but a little motivation will maybe make them overlook it. Everybody's gonna call out a... More definitely. Cause if you start again, everybody deals with situations and trauma different and their brain process is different. We don't all see shit the same way, especially if somebody put themselves in the place of a victim. So they're gonna always feel like they're never gonna tell the same story of the way that it happened to them if they're taking it as that. Now, on that standpoint, when making themselves a victim, I think we need to distinguish between depression and hearing a soft story. Well, I guess when you're saying the word impression, you're talking more of a mental condition. What I'm saying, I'm speaking in third person of how somebody will take a minor setback and make that minor setback and they just dwell on it. They drag it. They drag it. They drag it. But that's what I'm saying. And it makes them feel... You don't understand how they process that to make them feel like that. It ain't no one universal way for everybody to say, if this happened, you should respond like this. Some people really, that'd be the shit that would really be done broke now. But that's what we come in as a friend to be that boost and that motivation. Yes, that's it. You don't understand. That could have been one thing that broke up here. They didn't have 99 fucked up things happening in them in a row. And now there's one thing that you're saying, this is not that big of a deal. No, no, no, no. You never tell them that it's not a big of a deal. You give them the motivation because you don't know how they're, you know what I'm saying? Perceptive. You know what I'm saying? Taking it in. So you never tell somebody that situation. Like I always speak. If I speak, and you could always tell people, real story, motivate people. So before I tell my real story, I'm gonna always say, somebody done went through worse than this. Exactly. You feel me? So don't think I'm telling you this in the soft, or I'm telling you a situation and I'm about to tell you how it overcame it. You should've said that. Plus, I never looked at the situation that I'm going through to drag me down. Cause nigga, you might tell a nigga your story that you've never been through. Now he be like, damn bro, you went through that, bro, I can't hold my knee. I don't know how I would've taken that. But I'm telling a nigga, bro, I ain't tripping about a nigga stabbing me. It's a nigga out here who ain't got no hand. All right. So how am I finna sit here and complain about, oh, I can't lift my finger up. Nigga, he's a nigga who can't lift his hand up. But that's the thing in hindsight. Right. That's easier to hear once you're able to. It's hard to hear that shit when you're in the middle of going through your own shit. Well, definitely. Yeah, that's fair. I've never been through a lot of stuff. Exactly. And you know it's like, sometimes it's like, you can hear the best shit in the world, but you ain't gonna hear it. But you're not really gonna listen to it at that moment in time to hear it at that moment in time. But see, if we lived off that every day and all our conversation would be what we going through. Right. You should know what I'm saying. We would never get nowhere. We'll never get nowhere. We see people every day continuously to move, knowing that they going through something. That's how I look at it. I be like, nigga, nobody perfect. I promise you. That's something that's tweaking in that nigga head. Everybody going through something. And how he moving, it motivates me because I'm gonna fucking act like they ain't going through nothing still, go through shit and still just move, stay prayed up, stay just grounded, stay humble. He not allowing shit to, you know what I'm saying? Make him go down a road, you feel what I'm saying? Like despite everything that I went through or that I've been through or gone through, I try to like keep going and keep smiling for other folks because I don't want nobody to just like try to give me no pity, give me no, you know what I'm saying? Be sad for me or nothing like that. I try to just face everything in my own way and keep smiling like, because there ain't no reason for me to be fitting in the type of way and I'm making you feel some type of way because of my problems, you know what I'm saying? Tranquility is real. Yeah, for sure. You know what I'm saying? So I try to, you know, really master tranquility, okay, just how to be calm and understand that we are definitely living in a spiritual warfare. Yeah. You feel what I'm saying? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Everybody don't have the mental capacity to process and do shit in a way that makes the world better. They do and they dump because we've been playing this so-called game of life for a long time. So if everybody in this room can raise their hand and be like, yeah, there's some shit that triggered me, but at the end of the day, we are all looking real good at not allowing that shit to fuck with us. If I could say, we doing a real good job. Nah, that's fake. And you feel me? We just putting on a good ass show. Who knows? Who knows? You know. Nobody know. You never know. But that's the way of life that you have to embrace from out of life and just say, you know what, I appreciate. That's where the word appreciation come from. When people leave, that's when we appreciate them the hardest. Be like, damn, look what he did, the impact. You gotta give folks their flowers while they hug. And like, instead of when they wanted to have you on this damn show, man. Yeah, I feel as if a lot of folks gave certain people their flowers while they were here. I feel like that's a lot of folks that still be hugged. And you know what we gotta stop doing? Stop saying that it's ass kissing. Yeah. Nah, say that man did great, bro. It's, that's okay to say. They be like, man, you ask it, bro. If a man, if he did that, he did that. Who the fuck are these people, man? We gotta find better people to be around. Definitely. Not all for real. No, that's not all for real. That's a lot of fun. They be like, oh boy, you riding, boy. Get off, get off, get off. And they ain't riding, but it's like, if you see somebody doing something good and you giving them their props, if you like what they doing, it's motivation. I don't think nobody even supported by why, like how we just supported by why I came by. No, that's facts. Are they facts? You feel it, man? I watch y'all make me talk crazy. And by the way, you need to get some guidance beside you, man. You can think of me talking crazy about you, bro. We coming for him. You hear me? Gunning for him. That's the last thing he needs. What? Cause that little nigga crazy. He be stooping poppin' off, man. Well, we don't need to be in one of his little Facebook videos and shit while he talkin'. Like, you talkin' shit by what I think it is. Nah, we gonna get Bowie on the show, man. Bowie, you got to come on the show, bro. Bowie crazy, man. Man, I'm kid, he's crazy. Let me make some n'jokes about Bowie. They say the nigga name is Bowie's Wallace. What? They say they know me, what? Bowie's Wallace. Bowie's Wallace. Yeah, first name Bowie's, last name Wallace. This nigga is retarded, man. Bro. But we locked in. I'm finna go and cheat, check. What you doin' up there, man? Yeah, they got some good ass lost. You talkin' about chitchat on the east side? I'm a cheater, man. I've been gettin' this shit for you. Cheat! Oh yeah, I definitely go and cheat. I definitely pull up. I guess it's got no real loss. Now, give me some of that chicken breast and off-riding okra. Weird, that's where I lost out of chat. Nah, I feel so. I'm definitely feelin' it. I think I'm finna hit it. I was just telling them I'm finna hit it. That is the worst strip club I have ever been to. Yeah, they ain't got no name. I don't go there for the dance, man. Yeah, I don't go there for the dance, man. He be cool. He be funny here, though. I don't need to be in that, like. TTA, man. Grant them, by the way, strip. TTA, man. Do you wanna? Hey, come on. You like me? Get out my face. All right, guys. Let's get those ones together. Da, da, da, da, da, da. Look, we've got Melissa, Courtney, I ain't messin' that candy. Kiki. Tatiana. They be doin' that shit like this. You know you in the wrong place, they do this shit like this. He be like, yeah, I'm like, go. Taylor. Blair. Yeah. Everybody listen to this. He do that for the dance. Taylor Strictly put a full strawberry shortcake. Boy, them white strip would be havin' a crazy thing. They got some little, they got some nice little. Yo, I'm finna say it. They got some nice brown babies. They got some something, you know. They got some nice brown babies. Man, I'm too spoiled. Brad spent two mini nights in the real strip club. I'm talkin' about with real strip. Oh, yeah, for so. Himon Fuckers, who don't even start dancin' when she first come out. She spent the first two men to cleanin' off the stage. Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Man, you look like she wiped their poles. She's lookin' at the crowd. She's like, I'm about to fuck it up for y'all. Go on, get ready. Go on, get ready. Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh. Clean the hoes, you gotta. Huh? She throw her ass in the circle the whole time she cleanin' up. You said West City got the best strip club. We do. Y'all, I mean, it's Atlanta, then it's Miami, then it's Houston. You fuck with Miami, strip club. Yeah, y'all. I mean, I think it's only certain ones that can get naked. I like New York strip club. I don't. They don't get naked in here. They pretty. They don't. They pretty. If you ain't gettin' naked, it's no point for, you know, they ain't comin' to strip club. They don't make it. I ain't gonna lie. No men can put a reason. It's not in Miami, though. No, that's hot. That's hot. They should've been cold. Them bitches chomp your ass off. You ain't throwin' no money, fuck nigga. I be like that. Oh. Don't be like that again. You gotta run. Fuck, man, you just crazy bitch. Y'all, I was like, okay, okay, okay. It's just aggressive. This dish was powerful. No, I like that. Talk to me crazy. No, no, no, no, no. That's beautiful. Miami ain't cool, though. That's a favorite. All right, all right. I don't know, I'm circling. That's how I know the Miami show. That way, that's right, son of a bitch, boy. Yeah, we got a good, we got a Capri son of a... Yeah, a Capri son of a boy. Boy, shaggy boy, one gang violence. Oh, I'm finna go. I'm finna go. I'm ten. Let me just cry a lot, sir. But now, though, for show, though, I ain't never been to no strip club in New York, so I can't really talk on it, but... Hey, bless you. If they say they can't get naked, it'd be like, I'd be like, it's no point for me to go. I'd just be wanting to see, so I'm like, if I'm spending my money on you, I want to see what it looks like. It really ain't the state, though. It's just independent clubs. Yeah, I like Texas because they wouldn't be really real. Man, it's the strip club in Dallas. That motherfucker, huge, man. In terms of this upstairs, down... It's fucking... Down, down, down. I'm sorry, I'm thinking what you're talking about. Dallas, Dallas, Dallas. He ain't talking about V Live, is he? I don't know. Dallas. It might be. He ain't talking about V Live. Man, there's so many goddamn strippers in there. We went up? I don't know what the name of it is. Somebody from Dallas... Yeah, okay, I'll... He's gonna be the cover, he's gonna be the cover. He talking about these. He ain't got strippers upstairs. It's got strippers in there. I don't know what the name of it is. I can't even remember the name of it, bro. It's like a hotel full of strippers in that bitch, man. It's amazing. Hit my fucking butt. Yeah, man. I remember one time, when I went to Houston, I bought all the strip of some wings in that bitch. They was home. Houston. Houston, that's the... Houston got the... Houston, that was home. I bought a 200 piece, man, and fed all the strippers. That's the type of shit I'd be doing in there. I'd be having some fun in the game. What club would you like in Houston? Man, I don't remember the name of that shit. You don't remember the name? Yeah, I know. I'd be in... I don't remember the name of it. I like Seaside on the Sunday. First over, so... I thought I ought to be bad. That's not it. It's Dreams, I think. You like Dreams? Dreams, I think that's the name of it. I'll just walk in. I'll be walking to some dangerous spots. I ain't... I don't even know if I went to the nine. Matter of fact, yeah, it was B-Live, I think. I got a quarter of an inch of fire. I went to the strip club in Hawaii. That shit was lit. What's Hawaii? What they doing? They doing like... They got strippers from, like, Atlanta. Houston. They just put out there. They love, they love, they love the shit. They don't got to give them off in the head. Do they be doing that? No, they're getting, like, stripper outfits. Oh, yeah? I got that. I ain't never did that. I was in that bitch all the 20 minutes. I was like, Atlanta has spoiled me. So can they get naked, though? No. No, okay. You talking about Atlanta, though? No, bro, I used to be in the strip club about four nights a week working, bro. I didn't see all the strippers. Bro. Do all kinds of things. I didn't see... What's the crazy story? Bro, when strippers go downstairs and put the new wig on, they act like they're holding another stripper. They got holding us, naming everything. No. Yeah. I don't like that downstairs, man. Oh, nigga, you know I used to hold guys. I used to hold the stripper boxing. For real? Did you get that bussing? Yeah, they used to come in the strip club and be boxing in the strip club. Ooh, the, ooh, the, ooh, the, ooh, the, but I ain't know if I had a weapon head. It was this one girl, she came in that bitch and she had got her ass beat. Nigga, she came in this, like, Floyd May with all her family had got shirts made that say, go say say. Boy, say say got her ass knocked out the ring. No. They were like, say say. Say, say. What you doing? I ain't even remember what I'm doing. Say, say. This shit roll, roll. Like you're a woman. You shit out of the station. Girl, I'm telling you. It was in the AO, awful. Huh? It was in the A. This was at Dancing Elite. One time I was hosting that. I ain't know if it was in the A. The whole family, they'd be like, maybe it's a wrong night, though. Yeah. Nigga, I done seen a stripper do 21 backflips off the stage. New face was there. He know, bro. I used to host the Camel Toe Contest. Yeah. Out of the comedy show in the strip club. Nigga, one time I had, I was hosting the Amateur Night. We had a lady in there who was about 70 years old, man. She used to come every week. That man said the Camel Toe Contest. Oh, I'm crazy. Yes. Nigga, you ever seen that clip of the little lady who was jumping off the stage and the nigga, the little lady, she run and jump off the stage and the nigga don't catch her? Yeah. New face to tell you, I was hosting that night. You had some real legendary moments. Yeah. He was there, because that was DJ Fudu. That was that fucking homie. Nigga, watch the music. What's that song? Say something about that. Knock, knock. Hey, if you say body top, then you know that's way bad. Body top. Yeah, I ain't never gone body top. Not body top. The shit. I could never get a body top. Yeah. I was young. I'm too young for that. I was always, once I walked in the blue flag for the first time. Man, I done hosted everything. I used to host the album tonight at the blue flame when Lightfoot was gone. But that's how you been around for it all the time. When Lightfoot was going on the tongue, join the cruise and shit, I was hosting the Thursday night at the blue flag on the album tonight. That's the whole lady. The old lady came in there for Christmas and she had dressed herself like a Christmas tree and there she had some lights with a battery pack and then she turned them up fucking lights on and was dancing like this, turning the Christmas lights. Crazy shit up. I ain't got any crazy ass stories. New Facebook at this night. New Facebook. And Lana, man. One girl in the amateur, cause she was like in the amateur contest. Right. And then she had grabbed this other girl and she had her one lap like this and they was doing all this wild shit. And I'm like, why is this strange? And the girl grabbed the mic for me and was like, cause that's my daughter. How daughter? Mama and daughter in the amateur night contest. Going crazy. Trying to win, what? 200 and fit it all. Two feet. Tom's on a monument. No, my amateur night was sold out. It probably was about 500. Oh yeah. Two feet in the moderate. My boy be eight, they'll be having a little scribble party, but they had like regular people. Man. They'll be happy like. Brayla had something about this. Hey, where the fuck? This is a good test. This been built like me, man. Cause it's so different from when you like go from going to them shits to like working up in there. Cause you see so much shit. Man. To me, you see that one where that girl had to had a drop down and hit her head. The one that fell out, the one that was in Houston? And then tried to rack the mud up like CJ hit her head. Me, there ain't no mud over there. One time when she fell from the ceiling. She hit her head and she was like, you're like, these about your fuck. Let me rack this and this, man. I thought it was her. She made it go for me. She made it like a man. Thought it was gonna go for me. Yeah, she had done, she had done, what is she had done? Fresh on shit. She tripped out, man. One night I was in the strip club when they raided that bitch. Damn. Loose, man. Whole mother. All the young girl without no license did it all over. All up in that bitch and turn the lights on. You think I'm in the DJ booth? I looked down. Everybody in the club done threw their weed in the DJ booth. It's about. Hey, I bullshit you not. It's about 12 or 13 bags of refa. Right here back now. Oh, fuck. That's what it was. The white boy outside, like they ran in that motherfucker like in the mood. Everybody get on the ground. Give me the permit. What on? They counting money and all types of shit. None of them had locked the door. Wouldn't let nobody out that bitch, man. Ooh. Could what? Could basically got to have a permit in there and on. Man, they brought all the lights with the jail. So what they do to you? Nigga, they let me go. I'm a customer. You a customer? Nigga? Fuck you, man. Oh, man. That boy got off out of that DJ booth. What's wrong with you? I'm in the club right now. All right, dude. I ain't going to say what city I was in. They like, yeah, he on it. I'm going to bat. One night after the show, nigga was like, bro, we're going to take you to the strip club. We ain't got but one. But we're going to take you to the strip club. And you see, it was in a small little town. So I'm like, OK, bet. So we pull up to this house. And they're like, man, come on, let's go in for a minute. And I'm like, OK, cool. So everybody who with me get out the car, we go in the house and then we walk down this long ass hallway. Right. And I'm like, why are we doing all this? If we just, I guess they want to speak or something. Right. Why are we here? Because, you know, I think we are headed to the club. Right. And they like, man, have a seat. So we walk down this long ass hallway and then we get to the back of the house. And it's this big ass, like, living room. And what the fuck? So I'm like, hey, man, we still going to the club. Like promoter and other comedians that was on the show. They want to call it in. So I'm like, bro, we going to the club. They're like, man, we good, man. Let's just chill out. And we're like, yeah, we just going to chill here for a minute. The girls will be ready in a little bit. I'm like, what girl? And you're like, yeah, man, the dancers and shit. So I'm like, OK, cool. So see, for instance, about eight of us, right? Right. So then about three of these niggas, about three or four of them get up and was like, all right, man, y'all have a good time. I'm like, what the fuck y'all going? And they's like, oh, man, these are our cousins. We can't look at them. So, ah, man. So they don't sit y'all up with a private dance. Bro, they got a whole family strip club that they run. So the family strip club was the biggest club that you go to with them. Man. Damn. Out the house. So all the time. They sat them down to just get a couple. How the fuck would you make up some shit like that? Front of the house looked like a regular ass house in the neighborhood. You walk through that bitch, whole motherfucking club in the back, living everything. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's strong. We can't look at them because these are our cousins. But they keep everything in the family though. They keep it all in the family. So it was like a house strip club ran by a family. What'd they be with it? Man, it wasn't, I can't tell you. They say he ain't gonna say it. So that's what they, so basically what I'm getting. I'm, I'm mad. They still at it. I bet you they still at it. They still at it. So every celebrity they book in the city, they just get them and they break them down. And they keep the money running through the family. I know I ain't the only one that done been over there. You got me fucked up. That's why I think about it. I'm just mad. I'm in my career where I can say something to somebody black. Nigga! I don't know exactly what you talking about. Just read the comments on this episode. I'm not going to tell you what city because they're going to tell you what city. You probably talking about Dallas? No. You know what I'm talking about? You talking, you gotta be like Memphis. Man, I'm so glad that I don't have to do shit like that no more, bro. Yeah. I got some of the wildest comedy on the road stories that I might write a book or something, man. You got to. You should. I'm going to have to, bro. You got to. Because like if somebody shit is so unbelievable, bro. I did a show one night. I think I was in either Tallahassee or Tampa or one of them fucking places in Florida, bro. It was this, it was in Ocala. Bro, I did the show, funny as hell, ripped that bitch, but it's in a club. Like I'm talking about club, old school type club. Man, motherfuckers everywhere. It's the little lady. The smiley way. When I'm small, when I'm bruh, she follow me all around, they got them clubs. She was jumping up in them stores and shit, that shit was so funny. She was jumping up in the store. She jumped, she jumped up all up in the store and shit. And what she was, who she was dancing on? Niggas, she was chasing me. Oh, so she went dancing and she was chasing you? She was chasing me all around the club. She just put a game for her, huh? Man, I couldn't. I had locked up something over here. I would have knocked the hell down. No, hell no. Get on my shoulder, bitch. No, bro. I done had a finger market before. Stop playing, man. That's what she wanted. She would have been your personal finger market. I had a couple of money, man. The potty bar can't go through. I'm never putting you niggas together again. Never. Never, man. We will come back in here and both of them are going to be on our fingers and like this. He's not even on a finger market. He's about to can't go through. He just don't realize. You're stupid, fuck. Oh, man. He ain't a name tag. I hope she ain't listening because if you go back to old Cali, she going to be, she going to be, she etch you. She know who she is. She etch you. You going to look for the smile at him, old Cali. I wonder what happened to all the women who almost wanted to give me some kooch or something to say. They probably spend it. I see it in their face. I be seeing them like at the grocery store. They be like, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. You wouldn't do it. They be like, my son like me, don't tell me about your children. Get out of my face. Uh-uh, they love you. I bet, I bet. Remember how I tried to holler at you back in the day? Nope. I can't stand you. It's not going to work today. No, I still take kids for the kids, but no, I ain't trying to do that. For real? Yeah, no. I don't, I don't backtrack like that. I don't double back. Like if I'm trying to holler at you. No, I'm talking about like, they got to be worthy. Like you, not like in the hood. I'm talking about like across the world. Out of all those places we'd have been, I wonder if it's a woman like, damn, I should have gotten on here in the game and they posted it at night. They kind of think about it. I still be remembering them folks like. You do? Yeah, I remember it like my mind is like. Please do you almost got it? Mm-hmm. I'm a good person when I'm on the road. I feel you, but I'm saying. Like the person you almost got, you don't forget it. Nah, I don't forget it. You know them, you know them by their face. Yeah, you know them. Especially when they act out a friend in their time. Ah, you so crazy. You don't let too many folks close to you so like the folks that you do let close to you, you gonna remember who they are. Like, oh yeah, I remember you. Could they put somebody else on a high pedestal where they thought was like better than you? And then when you outworked them, they like, you really be out here? Shut up, talking to me. It's like you really be out here? Like, yeah, like you try and look at it. Look how fake you in. Look at it. You so funny. Bitch, I was funny then. Shut up. I tried to hug you. Don't want to hug. Get on for me. You trying to fuck. Look, you be like, you trying to fuck. No. This the one where they be like, why you in the hat? Why you ain't tell me you was coming? Because I didn't never want to see you again. Y'all forgot me thanking him, man. Boy, you straight. Boy, you didn't fucked up a whole bottom one. I'm double backing up. I'm floating up. I'm really floating up there. I really got to pee. Boy, I'm going to wait for this, man. Yeah, we feel the rappers up, baby. This nigga going crazy. You can't after this nigga, man. I sat there. I had a sleeper, man. Had a bag of chips. Don't talk to this nigga, man. I had some chocolate chip cookies for fuck's sake. Oh, man. I got my glass in my glass, little can, man. I'm going to be tripping on my success to you, man. We going to fuck with you a long way. Can't it's only out right now. Fucking trap, man. She's taking me to the university. 85-star-show-play-the-K.U.A. going on. We all ready, man. Miami is stupid, bruh. Yeah. Shit. Listen, what the fuck? Miami is cat, bruh. Cat is stupid, bruh. I'm neat. How you get to see your tan? I don't even know who let me do these, bruh. They were dudes. These were dudes, bruh. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.