 My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Dumb. Jake, how are you? Jimmer, snack, everyone joining us. I'm well, was in beautiful upstate New York this week in Apple's Bugs How are you? I'm doing really well. Really well. Just fixing this guy's beard. So unkempt, you know. Jim, big sports weekend You're Dodgers. Woo World Series. Oh, here we go again But the goose is loose our guy David Peralta the freight train He almost kills a goose with a foul ball and that might not even be the silliest goose story as we got a bubble in the Outfield if that goose got hit it might rival the Randy Johnson one because it's so high You know the Randy Johnson when the bird came into the humans territory a little bit and this got got way up there That's duck hunting. That's crazy. Didn't get hit but very close And we don't have that yet, right like on the baseball bingo board, we don't have ball hit kills bird Zach No, good luck or bad luck for the Dodgers moving forward the last time there was a goose involved It was bad luck. They lost the next three games last playoffs when a goose showed up in the outfield. I'm going bad luck If you're Dave Roberts, you got a kill of goose. Maybe there's a goose James Outman saying it was a bubble It's a bubble they thought it was aliens. He said it's a bubble. Stop you can go Almost a breakdown it's fun, you know, everybody's seen the one clip They focused on the one thing blooper playing in the mascot vs. Peewee's game blooper stiff arms the kid sends them on his way That's fun unless you're Jake personal big beef with blooper. It was so I candy you didn't watch the rest of it So I'm gonna break it down for you because right off the snap PK PK a loon I know how sometimes I don't know if you've seen this sometimes you put font you put font sometimes Sometimes you put font PK sentence shake just said a loon everyone understood it That's like one of your biggest things if you can understand it Why why care about the rest of it face you think you meant words you put words everyone else has it Marry sing yourself knocks the kid off the lines of scrimmage right away So I think this was like the longest yard a just go beat up kids play Automatically and then down on the end when bloopers taking his kid out the Colts mascot blue blue and blooper Basically grabs this kid by the face and picks him up and slams him down Which is like a little even more vicious because that kid wasn't even going after blue Yeah, and then the one mascot the links tries to throw a block and it gets got by number 15 the Peewee So he's out off the team this more sports. Let's get away from animals or should we not? Yeah? No, let's stay on it farmers dog next time dogs versus mascots and mascots can eat the farmers dog too Jim This more sports our college radio announcer from Queens University up in Ontario there a he's calling the old football match And it looks like he's a little bit more fan than neutral collar, huh? Which you should be if you're on the college radio for you like the opposing team isn't listening to your college radio It should be that way of your team anything except a national broadcast his name is Jesse Bell. You like that name three two one eight point two Yeah, Jesse just see you get introduced to a new character My finest moment, but also my most embarrassing moment. It's so guttural Yeah And then just goes right back. Why was it that guttural it's 15 seconds left He thought they were gonna win friends with the team is he gambling? I mean he spends that he watches every game He's a big fan, but he's gonna get a great call of them winning Not sports this next story is not sports not sports at all Woman in Michigan was at a boat launch went to use the outhouse Which is just like a permanent porta-potty dropped her apple watch down the shithole and then lowered herself down to go get it That's shithole. Yeah, and then she was standing in the shithole Yeah, and she couldn't get back up so she was yelling up into the toilet seat And then they had to come lasso her out of the shithole bad day They didn't give us her name fair fair What are things you would go into the shithole to get your two kids? Yeah kids both shoes both shoes No, I think I thought I think kids kids is the only one So if it's your kids you're going in if it's my baby going in James I could probably lasso him had above water had above water put this around your arms and then pull them up You know like the baby in the well in the 80s. That's actually terrible story. She's doing good. She's alive. She's like 35 now It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week Where do we go from here? Feeling it all in new blank song you like it Zach. I haven't heard Which is really It's like a sentimental one do what do I need to die for you to care about me? But this isn't about that it all goes adult feeling no that might be on the cutting board floor too congrats Dalton the past two Yankees Game he's win to he's a snakes fan like myself past two Yankees games He's been to Aaron judges had three homerun games the only Yankees hit three homers in a game twice in the same season since all in Philly all in Philly don't feel is a good name Oh and feel it's a perfect chant name. 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