 Ready to open some shit? Ready to... Hi, ready to... Don't talk to my son. Hey, he's the one who started it. Well, he can talk to you if you can't talk back. Hi, welcome back to our Stupid Red X & Z. It's I'm Corbin. I'm Rick. You can follow us on Instagram and Twitter for more juicy content. It's so juicy. Welcome to episode 12, I don't know, how many Melbag episodes we've done. This is actually a combination of 11.3. It's something like that. Rick, when he went to Calcutta. Wait, I did? Yes, you did. Oh, did I enjoy it? No. No, just terrible, terrible time. Oh well. No good fish either. Really? None. Bummer. But, yes, he went there, did a meetup, and a bunch of stupid babies gave him gifts that he opened, which was a good for him, and they had stuff that they had for kind of both of us that he wanted us to open on the channel. So we got some of those, and then we also got months of mail that we have not opened in two or three months. You've got mail? Yes. What about? Female. A little sexist. It's like hymns. We sing hymns, we don't sing hers. Huh? Here we go. We'll do this stuff from Calcutta first. With lots of love from... Sudi. Sudiptu. Son. Paper. So glad you're not using scissors or knife. My bet is if I plug this, then it's either going to give my computer a virus. Or it has a... Congratulations, it's from YRF. Or it has a bunch of movies. Okay, so do me a favor. Message me so that we know what's on here before Corbin puts that into his... Girls of Comma Suit. It's the OSR team with love. Okay. From Aparna. Is it Aparna or Oporno? Don't worry, Rick, I'll get scissors. Great job, Rick. Thank you. You're doing great. This is clearly a mug. Who's it going to be? Who's going to be? Who's going to be on? Who's going to be on? Who's going to be? Mother Mary, yeah! It's Mother Teresa in Calcutta. Saint Teresa of Calcutta. Oh, that's cool. And the bridge. You've been to that bridge. I have... Actually, you know what? No. I haven't. No, you haven't. Yeah, believe it or not. Have you even been to Calcutta twice? I have yet to go to that bridge. Well, that's more northern from where I have been. Thank you. That's so sweet. That is very sweet. That's another mug. Not just a juicy content mug. Oh, Rick. You're going to like this one. Oh, it's the book from which Satyajit Rai created his film. That's cool. Oh, that was a book first. It was a book first. Really? Yep. That he adapted his trilogy. Panther, Tang Shali. Correct? Well done, Corbin. Yep. Song of the Road. Yep. That's where the trilogy comes from. Really? Yep. So, this is the whole thing? Why is two and three called something different then? No, no. Okay. This says it's to the Little Alien. I'm sending you three books as a gift from India. These are the abridged versions of two of the most famous epics of India. The Ramayana and the Mahabhatra. The third book is the Gita. A Song of Eternal Wisdom is told by Lord Krishna to Arjuna. And then it has a very lengthy, beautiful thing. It's a little cocky. And a big thank you to Rick for carrying these books back from Calcutta. Saved me a lot of money on shipping. It sure did. It really did. Yeah. And so, it's like a... Forgive me if comic book is not the correct term. But that's what it looks like to me. Rohan! You're so cool. Thanks, man. We will read these to the Little Alien. Yeah, and I'll sleep so well when he does. Oh, not you, man. You're not allowed in my house anymore. I'm sorry. Two of these. Most of the books we're gonna have to read off here. Yep. Because they're lengthy. So, we got a note here. Memorable Manade. What is that? Music, I believe. From an album. Let me see. He looks familiar to me. Your dad? Maybe. Do we know him? Do we know him from somewhere? Probably. That's cool. Thank you so much. The girls have come... I'm just kidding. You're obsessed with that. The magic duets of... Oh! Letta Mangashkar. Mangashkar. Mangashkar. And Makesh. Ooh. That's gonna be good. Is it a CD? Yeah, there's a CD in there. It's a CD? Yep. Wow. It's the duets. Wow, there's a lot of music in there. There's like 25 songs. She's only done 1,000 billion songs. I thought she'd done maybe 12. This is from the Euchman. He drew us a Euchman. Really? Oh! Oh, your tragedy. Well, I thought you were tragedy. Maybe you're comedy and I'm tragedy. I think we're both stupid. That's super cool though. Thank you so much. The drawings... The drawings on the paintings always blow my mind. Yeah, the time that you guys spent on those... The one you got in Calcutta of You was... Amazing. It was. And I'm very glad it fit my suitcase. It almost... You had to buy one though, right? You had to buy a suitcase? Yeah. Was there anything that they wrote on it? It was a note. Oh, okay. I like to read it. To my favorite YouTubers, Rick and Corbin. Us! I love Rick way more than Corbin. Corbin is stupid and I hate him. But I love Rick and so I watch him. It's a quality note. I'm following you for about a year and a half now. And I really enjoy your videos. Impossible. Yeah. No, it's... I met a stupid baby and this may be him who started watching us from like... Captain Marvel. Captain Marvel. Yeah. Really? Yeah. And then just got excited when we started doing Indian content after that. That's cool. I really enjoy your videos. You guys are inspiration. Your videos just make my day. Okay, so we got a little... Thank you, Eushman. I'm assuming we got these a while ago because this is a Christmas card. Oh. That somebody sent us. It's got a bunch in it so we can read that off air. But then also we got a little card in there for Leland. It's in German. So this little card was in there and it's for Leland. Oh. And he has a little card. Oh, that's really sweet. That's really sweet. This is specifically for you. Someday when you can read, just know you have really wonderful parents and they have... And they love and care for you immensely. I wish you all the best in all your endeavors. I wish you all the luck and success. Little one. Best wishes. Serena. Yep. And it's Savina. And this is somebody who had... Remember we previously got a postcard from Germany? No card. Same person. And it's from Germany. Duncan. Is that how you say thank you? Is it Dankeschane? I don't know if that's cursing or if that's thank you. Now Dankeschane is thank you. I just don't know if that's German or Danish or Swedish or... Townsdrom. Gibberish. Thank you so much. Thank you. That's super, super sweet. All the gifts for Leland always make us feel loved. Now, those are the gifts. These are from Amazon. This is from Salman Jazeen in Goa. That was a funny joke during the Oscars. And this is specifically just for Corbin. And they said that Jeff Bezos was so rich that he was the richest man in the world and then he got divorced and he's still the richest man in the world. Whoa. What do we got here? I don't know. Oh, we got a magnet with Goa sand in it. Oh, that's cool. So there's that. And then... We got a box and a box. We each got one. Oh, cool. So you got a magnet with sand? I got a magnet. You got a magnet. We all got a magnet. Y'all get a magnet like Oprah. Everybody gets a magnet. Oh. Is it a trophy? It is. I think it is. Really? I think it's a trophy. It is a trophy. It's a musical note. And there's nothing else on it. I thought it might have something... No, no, no, the box. No? Oh, wait. There's a note in the box. Inside the box. A gift for you. Rick Raman Kumar for all the original rockin' compositions. Cool. You got an award, Rick. I would like to thank the Academy for awarding me this award. And who was it that said that? Was it Tico? Who said Tico Wattiti? Tico Wattiti who said, oh, this isn't that heavy? Yeah. Yeah. It's another award. Is it really? Yeah. Oh, wow. We won so many awards. That's a thanks note. Thank you, note. Awarded to Corbin for blowing everyone's mind. I would like to thank, just like Corbin, everyone except for Rick. Because I'd like to thank especially your mother. I think she is the reason for this award. Probably. It's probably true. It's thank you so much to all the Academy and that guy on Fifth Street. My award. No, you don't get an award. What do you mean I don't get an award? Your award's lame. Yours doesn't even have a penis. We've won so many awards. What do we got here? What do we got here, Rick? A movie. Kuru Gavan. I hope you review this movie soon from, say this name. Isnani Ismin. Or Ishin. What's it called? Kuru Gavan. Kuru Gavan. It has- Amatak Bakshan. Amatak Bakshan. Amatak Bakshan. Take a look at the second name. Take a look at the second name. Sri Devi. Amatak Bakshan and Sri Devi and Corbin's mom. That's enough for me. I know. Hey, is this the one where they did the song and he had to leave and she's up on the thing? Maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that it? Yeah, he's going away. On the horse? Yep. Is that what this is from? She's looking at him longingly and he's looking back longingly, but he's got to go because he's got to do what he's got to do. Another in the collection of Amatak Bakshan. Amatak Bakshan. There, open this purple one. Oh, my nipple. Pressing up. We'll get a fresh cup of chai. I got that. Go down the street. You can actually leave right now and go to the local tea guy on the corner. Hey, Ram. Hey, Ram. Don't take it over. That's the one with Shahrukh Khan and Kamal Hustan, where the last words have gone. Do you remember that one? Look at you, knowing all this Indian movie stuff. Do you remember that one? No. Yes, you do. No, I don't. Remember it? Because you were like, is that the last words? Because the last words that got... Oh, yes, I do. Remember that? Yes. Okay. I do. Thank you so much. And then, honeymoon. From the filmmakers of Dawn and Farhan Akhtar, written and directed by Reema Karjeet. Thank you. Let us know how this one is. There's probably nine people in there we should know or already do. All these are better than the surprise box that I got. This is true. Open that over. Oh, my neck. This is one of many sacred books of India. The... Say that word. Bhagavad Gita. Yes. Often referred to as Gita. Hope you learned something new. Thank you. Please keep my name anonymous from... You know, you're right. These scissors are awful. Yes. I got them from your mother. Momoshi got them from your mother. So what's that say? Say that. Bhagavad Gita. Bhagavad Gita. Bhagavad Gita. You just referred to as the Gita. Okay. The Gita. Yeah. Thank you so much. And this is... Oh! What is it? Monsoon wedding as well as seven short films. Oh, Monsoon wedding. Yeah. That's with... B.J. Ross. Yes. Which is incredibly difficult to find. Now you found it. Even on YouTube it's hard to find it. Yes. Like any trailers, anything. It's hard to find but people said it's a really good film. And also short films? Yeah. Seven short films. Bunch of short films. Thank you. Thank you so much. That's awesome. Do you love me some B.J. Ross? Rick, open it. Wow. That went through. What is it? What's in there Corbin? Say that for me. Komoshi. The musical. It's a Sanjay Nibbansali film. Oh! Which we have not heard of. No. And it has Salmon Khan. Oh! Helen. Oh! Nina Petitkar as well. So a bunch of people we know. Yeah, let us know about this one because I don't think I've heard about it. I don't know if you know this one. Is it just two? That's awesome. Yes. Wait, wait. Turn it over. Yes, it's number... It's two. Really? They only... Truly... Two is more gripping than the... They only sent the second... Yeah, it's only 161 minutes. Which is still my favorite part of the entire Gangs of Wasapur. So that's exciting. That's true. I could actually hand this to people and be like just... Just... A bunch of people died. Yeah. But they're gonna die in like the first 15 minutes so you don't have to know about them. Exactly. Don't worry about it. Thank you! That's exciting! Maybe the other one was sent and we just opened that one first. Oh. Good call, Rick. Oh, love. Corbin looks like John Malkovich just saying from Dev. What? What? This just says Corbin looks like John Malkovich just saying from Dev. Have you ever gotten that? John Malkovich? No! I do love John Malkovich. Great actor but I don't know that you look like him. Hi Corbin and Rick. I thought these books would be a nice... This is ShootOpt. It is a Sanjay Dut film. And ShootOpt! It's a massive... It's a giant thing. It's like a book. Sanjay, I'm trying to see who else is in it and who it's by. We have every film of his. I know. Sanji, by far we have more of his than anybody else that is unquestionable. I think it also has his son in it too. Really? I'm going to check Pukchun's son and his name is Pukchun. No. Oh, you think I can read that font size from here? Do you think that helps me bring it up closer? Yeah, a little farther away. My glasses on would help, which were in my pocket, but I'm not getting them out right now. Abashak. Abashak Pukchun. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Thank you so much. Let us know about this one, please, down in the comments. Hi, Korban and Rick. I thought these books would be a nice way for baby miles to get introduced to the religion and culture of so many stupid babies across the world. I hope you will enjoy reading these stories to him. Merry Christmas, Priya. Wow. Sorry, it took so long for us to get to this. Priya, are you a Twitter baby? Your name sounds familiar. Oh, that's super cute. That right there is super cute. Oh, this is like a baby edition of Hindu deities. So it has like all of them and it has like the little. That's awesome. That's super cute. Oh, thank you so much. It smells good. You like the smell of a new book? Yes. Both people are weird. I still understand this note. Korban looks like John Malkovich just saying, from dev. Rick, open this. I need the scissors again, even though they're dull. I need the scissors again, even though they're dull. I need the scissors again, although they're dull. I need the scissors again, although they're dull. Cricket. That's a ball to play cricket, man. I know, but. Hashtag OSR for your comparisons. Comparisons. Thank you. I'm just trying to make sure there's no specific thing behind it. Me too. Because thank you, because we don't have one of these. Is this like an official league one that was caught? I hope not. I hope you keep that for yourself. I would too. But it looks like it could have possibly have been. The one we got was like a beat up one that we found at the cricket field. This is a nicer one. Wow, we'll bring this to India and play with it. Play with my ball. Thank you. This is impossible to find. It's impossible to put a catalog up your nose. It's just impossible. We did a song reaction from 96. I don't know if you remember that one. I don't know that I know that I remember what I know. I don't know if it's on the channel or not, but this I hear great things about. So we will watch this one soon. And it says it has English subtitles, but it doesn't give us the title in English. When is this? I don't know. What is this, Rick? I don't know. What is this? I don't know. It's a Anyard Kashyap film. Oh, is this the one where he sets fire to your mom? No, because we did a trailer reaction with he was in a Tamil film, and he was acting in it. And he was doing it. He was being all crazy. Remember Anyard Kashyap? You remember that one? Oh, yes. Is that it? I think this is it. I could be totally not only wrong. Because I might be. You may be right, because that's him, isn't it? Yeah, that's him. I think you're right. Yeah, I can't read that, obviously. Yeah, but let us know because I think he's right. Thank you so much. This is the one that's supposed to have a message attached to it, but I didn't get the direct message yet. And I've been looking, so I'm sorry. Hint to handle? Yeah. Do you want to look at that? They're clear. I mean, I was in it five minutes ago. Shut up, Rick. I've gone through all of them. The only ones I haven't seen are brand new, but he's not brand new. We've been messing with each other for a while. Smell that. Oh. And cracks. Yeah, he said there's a message behind it. He's going to send us a DM. So it looks like coins. He's given us any of these like coins from India? Like, do you recognize them from being in Kolkata? So is that a 20 rupee coin? I haven't seen a 20 rupee coin. I've only seen like 5s and 10s. So we got a bunch of coins. I'm assuming they are. But I'm not sure. A lot of they say India on it, but I don't know. I don't know the coinage of India on the top of my head. I'm pretty sure they are, but the ones that I saw the most were 1s and 5s and 10s and. Do you want his Instagram? Yes, I'm going to go to my messages and I'm going to do a search. I decided to gift you a very strong memory, something which I hold very dear to my heart. I'm sending you something which is a memory of my grandmother, whom I love very much as a child. I will feel as my grandmother will be staying in your place from now on. Spoil what it is you will see for yourself. And that's when he stopped. And I haven't had another message since. So I'm sorry we don't have this right now, but clearly it's something very personal. Wow, I wish I knew what it was. Me too. That last, the last time we communicated with each other was on Friday. So I replied. Well, it's a bunch of coinage. If you, I don't know if you can see it, you probably can. But it's a bunch of coinage. So thank you so much. Please, please message me. Let us know. Yeah, please. So we can know the significance behind these coinages. Yes, yes, yes. Thank you so much. I hope I kill myself. At the rate you're going handling. Oh! Point the objects. And I hope whatever was in there isn't fragile. Cause... Okay. Oh, there's another one. See? Oh, cool. Thank you. Hey, Rick and Corbin. Hey, you're the funniest show. Five miles. Me, Corbin, thank you. Keep the laughs coming, blessed. Then it also says the Akekumar dating kit. So we got something called combos. Combos? Are they like cheez-its? Yeah, combos are snacks. Have you had them before? I've had combos, yeah. They're like goldfish. You're going to need one really large apple to make it into a candied apple. Apple and dip and go. Apple dip and go. There's that. Some people are howling in hysterics right now because of the Akshay reference and I don't know how this is pertaining to Akshay. Okay. Hold on. Let's see, we got one funky tea. Got Akshay? Ha, ha, ha. I like that shirt. I do too. Look at that. Got Akshay. I like how blingy it is. I do too. I feel like I'm ran beer. And then it looks like there's a couple more things in here. Say that. Pond is allegedly an aphrodisiac. So here's some pond candy. You're welcome. Oh, candies. Interesting to see if it tastes like the other pond candy that I had. Open it. Let's try one. There you go. Thank you. You haven't had this kind? I don't know. I don't think so. The one I had was in a green wrapper and your pond was way better than the one we had. Yes, it was still aromatic and perfumey but it was actually palatable and I could see it's a breath freshener. I was like, oh, I actually kind of like this. Versus the one we had that made you want to kill someone. Oh. Yep, there's that perfume. Yeah. It's up. This one's a little bit sweeter though. Yeah, you're probably not going to like pond like when we get it. Same exact thing. I will still try pond. It just tastes like you've licked a grandma. Ha, ha, ha. Not in a good way either. Corbin is there really ever a good way to lick a grandma? Depends on what you're into. I know when there is. When you're the grandpa. Oh! We're doomed. Zingo! Wow, gross. It's perfumey. Right? Yeah, okay. A little bit. Not a fan, but thank you for sending it. And then this says stuff to pour on your date. Is it honey? We got soy sauce. We got ketchup. We got mustard. Mustard. Ketchup. And then... Some of those things. Hershey's chocolate sauce. Chocolate works, but there's some parts of the body that you really shouldn't put mustard on. There must be a joke. There is. An Akshay something or other in here that we're... Akshay Kumar dating kit. I'm sure it would be hilarious if we knew the joke. Yes, I'm sure it would. And I wish we did know the joke. I do too, but I'm sorry that we don't. I got this here. Is that the last one? No, I think this is the last one. Dear Rick and Corvin, many thanks for making me want to watch more Indian films, but above all, for the respect you have for our culture. I hope you enjoy these films, which were unnoticed upon release from Kristoff. Thank you. Eat Hasinati. You see the names in there? Anybody? Is it... Is that Saif Ali Khan? That's Sartaj. Woohoo! That is Saif Ali Khan right there. That's Saif Ali Khan. And so it's got also known as Mr. Karina. Yeah, I can't really read who this is in it. It's like worded weirdly. Okay, so yeah, let us know how this one is. And thank you so much. We really appreciate... We got a bunch of good boys. We have a ton of. We got a lot of movies. We could do a surprise box and give them good films. Yes, we could, but we won't. We won't. We're gonna hang onto these. But yes, let us know about all these. I think I know about most of them. Because we've reacted to a lot of them. I don't know about that one. Gangs is two, I don't know about. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. And thank you for the award. Yes. Once again, as always, and I'm sure we'll have another one once we get to India and we'll get a bunch of stuff. Yeah. It's kind of just overwhelming sometimes, the fact that you guys not only send us stuff, but send my little baby stuff. And so it's like a whole big family. Yeah. What is, that's Hershey's chocolate. Oh, for a split second, I thought it was nail polish. Would you like me to pour some on you? No, thanks. The Oxley Kumar dating, dating kid, currently so. Thank you guys so much. If you'd like to send us anything. Not asking you to send us anything. The pinned comment, and it's always in every description of the video is our PL Vox address. If you'd like to send us something. And yes, stupid babies did this in Calcutta. And if you're meeting us on this trip, you can bring stuff for us to bring back if you don't want to send it to us. And we'll do our best to bring it back. We may not have enough luggage space to bring some stuff back. My word. And we might have to ship it ourselves. Or we might just have to open it while we're there. Well, yeah, we'll have to open it there and then get it back. Get it back somehow, ship it somehow. Well, that'll be fun. Well, thank you guys so much. And this is for Rick's mom. You like your penisless award, don't you?