 What's up everybody? It's Illumilani, back with another video. Been a while hasn't it? What can I say? 9 to 5 sucked the life out of me. But today, I was feeling pretty good. So I decided, hmm, that Alice Madness Returns series needs another part, so here I am. I even did my makeup for this, that's how you know it's fucking real. And listen, if any of you come for the fact that my eyeliner is not matching, it will be considered a hate crime. And you will be banned from my comments. Anyways, fuck it. Part 6 I think we're on right? Let's get it fucking started. That's my thumbnail. So I think what we're doing this time is fighting the colossal ruin. Sorry, I made you guys wait for that. Kinda like a cliffhanger, right? Is it really an Illumilani Alice Madness Returns video? If the game doesn't crash, let me get it back up again. Nice, it's working? Fuck, fuck. You know what? I never, I'm never prepared for this shit. I'm never prepared. God, okay, kill me. I need a moment. I need a moment. I feel like I'm shaking like a chihuahua right now. Let's hope I've gotten good enough at this game that this shit is no problem. Oh, oh, die, die. Oh my god, kill me. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. I wish you would kill yourself. No! I'm glad I'm not taking a hit count for this one like I did last time, because I feel like that would have just been a total nightmare. No, why did it growl at me? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Where'd it go? What? Did I just kill it? I don't even think that was its death animation. And it doesn't like go for a round two. What the fuck? My mind is literally blown right now. Okay, well, that was not that hard. I'm sorry I made you guys wait that long for such an anticlimactic fight. It kind of just stood there. I wasn't expecting that. Aw, that's lovely. That's very pleasant and wholesome for the family. So we're gonna go ahead and finish this level. Didn't like that noise. Scared me so much I fell right off the edge. Oh, a Ragell Room! I think this is the fourth one. So yeah, we're gonna finish this level, and then we're gonna go ahead and start the Asian level and get a little ways in. Not sure how much yet. I don't really remember that level a whole lot, so I guess I'll find out once we get there. Ragell Room, here we go. I hope this is a timed one so I could just keep running. I think it is. Oh, nah, fuck. Ah, shit. That's the bigger guys. Oh, god. These are like all the villains I used to be scared of. I bet the first time I played this, I shit my pants. Fuck. I forgot how to open my thing. Has it been that long that I forget how to dodge? Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Get him down! Damn, he really just helped me kill his brother. I guess they're not brothers. They're different species, but, you know, they're on the same team. That's not very Nakama of you. And there we go. Oh, my god. Really? More? Oh, we got them both. We got them both. Okay. We got them both down to their halfway points. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. I'm going crazy on them. I'm going crazy. Another one? Okay, that's just bullshit. This game heard how much I hated the fucking big ruin ones and it was like, give them... Oh, god. This is annoying. I'm tired. I don't want to be here anymore. Nice. See, I wish these enemies would just get it together and realize that I'm the protagonist. Their life would be much easier if it were. No, that was only three fourth of the rose. Shit. That can't be the fourth Ragellarum, then. I feel like I missed one. Let me check my little chart. I'll see right now. Ragellarums? Yeah, damn. I think I missed a Ragellarum, then. Hold on. I want to see where it was. Ragellarums Alice Madness Returns. Okay, the obvious Ragellarum. Statue in the center of the town. Oyster Garden beds available. I think I missed the one in the Oyster Room. Okay, editing me. Can you check on that? Can you check to see if I got a Ragellarum from there? And let me know. But anyways, yeah, I tried my best. Loot. Do I have enough to upgrade yet? Let's find out. No, I do not. Where is it though? That's right there. That's kind of crazy. They really hid that one. Did you guys fucking hear that? Did you hear the fucking groaning fish in here? Please don't make that noise. Every picture tells a story. Sometimes we don't like the ending. Sometimes we don't understand it. What the fuck, man? I don't like that. But what did she... Oh, did she open this? Yeah, that's fucking horrifying. I don't remember that. No, no, no, no. I need to go back here. Where was the... It was over here. Jesus fuck. That's like... That's like viscerally uncomfortable. I don't know why. Usually I don't give a shit about like gore like that, but that's horrible. I think it's because I hear him groaning in my fucking ear. Shut up. Be in pain quietly. And we are back. Time for what I think is the end of this level. It's so much scarier in here. Can I talk to you? My favorite Squid Man? Or can I blow you up? Ah. Oh. Oh, I was supposed to go this way. Okay. Okay, but Alice knew this was going to happen, right? Fire, plague and strange disease. Drowned, murdered all if you please. Alongfall, down the basement stairs. Not an exception. No one cares. Is the walrus a misogynist? Very hard. Sweat running down my skin. After the dance, I then must rest. And the eating can begin. Time to eat. Death is the ultimate equalizer. All have the right. The eating. Get a knife, Princess. Don't push. All will be served. So to speak. Wicked thing. Feasting while Wonderland is destroyed. I'm not the enemy you seek, Alice. I tried to hide this bit of Wonderland from that beast. Appeasement's never clean. We must all play our assigned roles. Are you a pawn or a queen? An idiot or a practiced fool. However, this turns out. Consider the prospect that you've been misled, Alice. Let's ask by whom? No. What's that, that bloody train in motion? Where does it come from? It arrives when you arrive, Missa Pella. May know how. That was horrible. Blood in my mouth tastes like bile. Where's the brute that hit me, Nanny? Nasty prats out cold. Not dead and more's the pity. What did you want? What they all want. Money didn't earn. All you thinking buttoned into that mess. You could have been killed. Nanny, my mind's in pieces. I still have terrible visions, and I need to know. Out the fire. Same as always. You need to move on, Alice. So do I. Well, at least she's not spewing that asylum absence. My path is dead. I killed them. I should have saved them. I should have died. Her mind was in shambles. Radcliffe thought familiar faces would bring around. After a year, he lost interest in their inheritance. A greedy sod. Still always asking his bizarre questions. Heavy dose of madness, I'd say, but honest is never the best policy in this life. When she wasn't comatose, she gave ties like pinwheels through the occasionally squeached. Never uttered a sensible sound. And like the child she was, she kept her secrets close. Gone off some lurkers. Common as cockroaches. And as poor tykes of food for perverts. Like the blameless ants that wasps consume. Spiders of feeble prey. You visited my room at Rutledge. Did you recall that? Radcliffe paid me for a bit. A woman alone sometimes does what she doesn't particularly feel like doing, as you know. Nurse Rutledge said you'd fallen on hard times. I know a drunk like her. I'm hurting no one. Hooking's not a bad life. Except for the pimps. She also said you might have my rabbit. Please, Nanny, talk about the damn fire. Never seems to help. Look, Alice, I can't give you what I don't have. Radcliffe wrote the inquest report. I'll take you to him. Besides, he's got your damn rabbit. You should remember that. All right, but Mr. Radcliffe's useless. Don't I know it? Okay. I fuck with Nanny. She's very cool. Also, that was a lot of fucking cutscenes, but I love it. I do. I do like it. It's a lot of story coming in at once, but I don't know where to go. Conversatin'. Also, those cutscenes were very telling. I will say. They were very important, I think, to the story. Wow, dude. Can we just experience the soundtrack for a bit? That is very fucking beautiful. It's like a music box version of the Alice soundtrack. It's just so fucking nice. I actually really love that. Where do I go? I don't remember actually. Not this way. I mean, everything is pretty enclosed, but I just don't want to see what's going on here. A funeral? Your masks. They're creepy as shit. Also, this is the fanciest woman I've seen in this game this whole time. Damn! I know y'all see what I see. Anyways, this is a very cool environment. I never realized all of the background people going on in here, but I guess this would be the richer area of it, which makes sense, because we're about to go see Radcliffe, who has money. I don't know. This is super interesting. I should have taken more time to look at the backgrounds of things while I was playing this, because there's a lot going on here. I'm stunned by this. Funnily enough, though, his house looks almost exactly the same as the orphanage. Similar wallpaper, but I guess there's less people living in here at once, which is the luxury about it. Yeah, so this guy's got a lot of like East Asian kind of like pottery going on in here. He's just a fan. Hey, that fixture is an animal crossing. Okay, no more wasting time. I gotta go. Okay, maybe a little more wasted time. The ancient scroll is parchment, and the characters are drawn in Indian ink, which Radcliffe claims the Chinese invented eons ago by mixing soot, lamp oil, gelatin of the donkey skin and musk. He does know some remarkable things. I wonder if that's correct. I should look that up. Radcliffe, who can make even fascinating subjects boring, says the curved blade is a 16th century Meito Katana. I'm sorry if I pronounced it incorrectly. And the shorter sword is called the Wakizashi. That is definitely mispronounced, but I did try both used by Japanese samurai. Cool. Very interesting. All right, no more reading. I gotta talk to this motherfucker. Ridiculous pretext. She's here about the fire again. All the mad child wants to talk about. My report found her family dead by misadventure. She won't accept it. It goes on and on about her killing memories and her need to know the truth. The alleged truth is the fire began in the library when the cat knocked over a lamp. The blaze trapped her parents and sister upstairs. Sister Lizzie ain't never even unlocked her door. Died in her bed. The guilty cat always sets her on. She denies it, makes no sense. It can't be, etc. Agreed. From the outset, Alice was my candidate for the pyromaniac. The girl had a fixation with fire. And I once remarked that I thought she might have had a larger role in causing the tragedy. She suffered some sort of psychotic episode. Damn, so he remarked it first and that's what made her think that she killed them? Where are we? Oh, I think this is perhaps a delusion. What's happened? All movables and effects are gone. Nothing but dust stains in the smell of tobacco. No sign of the coroner's report or my rabbit either. Damn him. Yeah, okay. Also the music in this part is also really good. I still listen to this all the time. Just like doing my homework and shit. Very nice. Now it's all fucked up in here. That's so creepy. Whoa, okay. I guess we should continue. That looks like, ooh, that looks like black slime. Gotta say, I'm not sure there's better environment design. The barricade discourages squatters, suggests he didn't sell up, just left quickly. I can't get through this way, but I recall the place had a door in the back that opened on the lane. Oh, so it's implying that he moved. Wait a minute, so was the last part the hallucination of actually seeing him in the house? Or is this the hallucination? I'm suspecting this, but that's kind of weird. Anyways, love the environment design in this fucking game. Ooh, yeah, this is the delusion. It has to be. Ooh, that's fucked up. I think there's a preliminary level before we reach the Asian level. So let's finish that and then we will, yeah, look at how fucked up it is. We will finish this level, get to the Asian level, play a little bit of that, and then we will continue from there. Damn, she's probably having a psychotic episode in that poor fucking doctor's house. I mean, not poor doctor, fuck that guy. He's kind of a dick, so. Schedule. The train is perfectly capable of terrifying me, cat. You should find another job. Is there really so little hope? Oh, no, no, no, no. I love how casual she is about all this. She only screams sometimes. I forgot the hell that is the level before the Asian level. Alright, time to hit the zaza. Shit. I remember this level being low-key like really fucking buggy, so let's hope it doesn't do that to us this time. Remember the last time I played, I sent an enemy off the fucking corner and it wouldn't let me progress the game because it didn't register him as dead. You guys won't know this because I'm going to employ a little bit of movie magic here, but this level is quite long. Like longer than I want it to be, really. Actually, from here on out in the game, there's not a whole lot that I remember. I feel like the first level I remember so much because I replayed that so many more times than I've like replayed the, ooh, pretty, so many more times than I've actually replayed the entire game. So this is a little bit past my head, so. New weapon hours. I get to fight something fucking horrible with this right now, I think. Better not be the colossal ruin. No. Doesn't sound like colossal ruin music. I actually really hate the teapot cannon. Oh, that is the colossal ruin. Fuck. I might have to use this. Shit. Oh, he's going to have room to move around to. Shit. We make it without him like running after us. Maybe if I don't get close enough, I have to shoot him from the distance. Fuck. Oh, he's killing me. No. He is. No. No. No. I hate this motherfucker. Stay far away from Yui. No, don't turn on fire mode. Don't turn on fire mode, please. No. No. No. Come on, die. Die. Die. Die. He's stuck. I think he's glitching out. Okay, cheers. Keep glitching. No. Uh-uh. Okay, yeah. He's stuck. He's stuck. Okay. Well, God bless for glitches. I hate you. I hate you in particular. Not you, the viewer. Okay. Thank God for glitches. I feel like I'm not going to get that lucky throughout the rest of the game. But if I do, I would not complain. Whoa. What is the abyss? Is this... Okay. I guess that's walkable. Oh, this is crazy. Are these seashells? I think this is implying that this was the underwater level. Oh, and like the Hatter's Domain. Oh, so it's like, I think it's a mix. Like all the domains just being torn up. Look what's become of my beautiful valley. All things change. The fullness of time often not for better. Oh. I see. It's the Vale of Tears. That's kind of fucked up. I liked the Vale of Tears. Okay. Getting to switch between my weapons is a pretty cool little mechanic of having a teapot cannon. Because when one runs out, I can use the other long-ranged one. I think it actually glitched again. So it doesn't know that the fucking villain died. Yeah. It glitched again. And always right there too. Memory. Ooh. Scummy. Nevermind. I hope he deals with my breakdown back at home. There's too many damn collectibles in this game. God. Too many villains. Too many platforms. You know, I complain about this game like I hate it, but I really don't. It is, again, one of my favorite games. It's easy, but it's frustrating. Nevermind. It wasn't done. Back. What's this? Right here. That's cool. Oh, is it part of the train and Hatter's Domain? Okay. Yeah. There it is. This is a mix of a bunch of different places. All right. It's like lava now. That's so cool. And I was here earlier. Wow. I love the continuity. Oh, that's cool. There's the little mech level that we went through with the fists that we had to like dodge and shit. God, there's so many of these fucking flying assholes. Yeah, you need that memory, but how do I get it? Okay. I think I got to go around. That's why that is crazy cool though. You got to admit like just the environment around this. I actually despise how many fucking different routes are in this level. It's an in-betweener. Damn it. It shouldn't be this long. Okay. What's up here? Got to go do this first. Listen, and the completion is part of my brain. It doesn't just allow me to walk right past it either. It's like you have to do that or President Biden himself will come and shoot you in the head. Milwaukee. I guess this place would stink. Why is there two in this fucking level? Who the fuck let that happen? I hate that. Plus other enemies? No. Fuck you. No. No. No. Look at him. What kind of fucking game mechanic is that? Are you fucking kidding me? Oh, I want to die. I want to die. Why is there two? And more of the fucking floaty bullshit motherfuckers. Oh. I'm going to corner myself if I go that way. Get the fuck out of here. Nobody likes you. Okay. Get a fucking clue. Ah, fuck. Okay. Okay. Well, those guys and now a fucking little one. Of course. Of course. I can't have any fucking peace in this world. Why would I be allowed such peace? Okay. Pick him up. Pick him up. Pick him up. He's a walking being. He's fine to eat. Okay. Get blocked. Get blocked. Okay. Yeah. He's going to try and come over here. So that's fine. If you're going to do your little fucking fire bullshit, do it right there. Please don't break free from your little shackle over there. I'm begging you. I'm begging you. Ah, fuck. Eat shit. Like literally eat shit and die. Eat shit and die. But I'm too far for him to get fired up, I think. Okay. This is fine. This is okay. No. Come on. Die before that happens. I'm losing so much health. Oh. Okay. Will this kill him? Please, bro. Why do you have so much health? I hate you. This is worse than any boss could ever be, especially because he's just horrifying. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Okay, when you guys know it I've been recording for 52 minutes. You guys have probably watched the Sun go down out there actually. It's probably gotten darker in my recording room as I- as I recorded this, because it's been so fucking long. It's not only about you, Arras. Look at the destruction around you. Consider it's cause. Then come join me. This guy's so helpful. I appreciate that. I think. Are those gold teeth? They are. Okay. I have to go do that. Okay. Actually, girly, we're only doing this level today. Plus, I'm gonna go eat ramen after this. I got a little date happening. I'm not about to wait for ramen. No, sir I gotta go around. Are you fucking serious? This game makes me want to kill myself No, I wish I did have wine for this video As you can see, I did not drink wine partially because I just didn't want to use the same gimmick for another video And nobody like really asked for it either. But like wine would have been nice here All this just for some fucking teeth. Oh, I think I have enough for another weapon now Actually, let me go ahead and do that. Okay, Vorpal Blader pepper grinder or hobby horse. I Think I'm gonna go with pepper grinder because pepper grinder is gonna be super useful for the next round. I think Nice, okay, cool. Ultimate pepper grinder activated. All right, get me out of this shit That's so real That is so pretty this is such a pretty level mysterious east. That's what it is. Okay, that was a bitch and a half All right, so I'm gonna go ahead and end it right here. Um, wait, let's take this in really quick. That's cool That's cool. That's very cool, and we will leave it at that So thank you guys for coming to another Illumilani video I appreciate you guys coming back after that a little bit long hiatus there I do plan on continuing this and I will see you guys next time. All right. Love you guys. Bye You