 internal revenue service IRS tax news there's no new news today so we'll just go into a random joke America these days is starting to look like that new Obi-Wan Kenobi Star Wars series things are not looking good positive or in any way coherent that last one being the most disturbing but every once in a while they throw some member berries hey check this scene out that resembles the original remember how it used to be you know when it was good and member berries that call back to the original good old times are great however you're not supposed to get your member berries by going back to the original and cast trading it it defeats the point we like the original it's like trying to impress somebody by presenting them with their old friends severed head and saying what I thought you liked good old Joe and it's like well first of all good old Joe was never the one we liked he was just the useless tag or honor that nobody paid any attention to and for good reason and second of all that old Joe is clearly dead and third it seems you're desecrating poor old Joe's corpse which although I was never fond of old Joe in the beginning is quite disturbing I mean just leave poor old Joe's corpse alone for the love of God honestly I know that in the Obi-Wan Kenobi series people rise from the dead more often than they did in the old soap opera days of our lives but that's no excuse bringing that poor man back to life is less likely than lightning striking twice in the same place or less likely than a lightsaber striking the same exact person twice and the same exact place twice the lightsaber wielded by the same exact dark dude twice that dark dude leaving you to die in the same exact way twice even though the dark dude totally knows you survived the first time back when you were six but still left you to die the second time I mean it's silly no man you just don't understand like in the original it was all about cutting people's hands off and like Luke's robotic hand resembled Vader's roboticness which was like super deep symbolically speaking but now it's all about skewering someone through their belly but then like letting them live presumably getting robotic bowels and getting your bowels and most likely your spine skewered it's way deeper symbolically speaking then just cutting off like a hand it's like they took it way up to another level man no it's not symbolically deeper it's literally deeper there's a difference it's literally deeper and symbolically stupid