 You can now follow me on all my social media platforms to find out who my latest guest will be and don't forget to click the subscribe button and the notifications button so you're notified for when my next podcast goes live. He's rubbed him for that, but then they've gone and rubbed him for that. Then his dad's been shot and killed there. And then he's done this. They're like, what? So you watch it like, oh shit, his dad's killed because he rubbed that and then the scars has gone and rubbed him for underground. And oh my God, this is crazy. And that's how I'm honestly feeling that. I've got all these watches on it. I don't like it no more. Like, this watch, I have much money it costs. It's a piece of shit. I don't even have time to tell on it. I don't set the time on it. They grabbed me by my pants, dragged me. He lifted up the shields, dragged me underneath it. And I just remember sitting like that. All I could do is see. I couldn't really hear. It was all blurred. Like, it was just like, I was stuck. I couldn't do anything. And they were just itching me with the back of the, like, you know, their machine guns. They were itching me with the back of the machine guns, going, I thought he was fucking hard, you pussy. Like, just proper giving it. I looked in the mirror, I see my face. No, I'm not on ice on my kid's life. I said, get a gun at it. We're going there now. I'm going to do one of the officers. Even what? I said, listen, if you love me, we're going in there. We're doing one of them officers. Trust me, I'm going to shoot him on the doorstep. And that's all my kid's life. We've got a gun. We went back to the prison. I was going to wait for the officer to come out. I was going to shoot him right. He's not. Been my line. And we've got the King of the South back. Danny Simpson, how are you, Danny boy? I'm good, brother. Yeah, I'm good, bro. Literally. You seem chill today. I'm just, yeah. Just all the big stuff's calmed down now. Everything's just settled. Yeah. It was not just settled. You're just out of prison again, Danny. A little six weeks. Oh, that was a joke as well. Fucking hell. But your last podcast, over 400,000 viewers, were you surprised at how big it's went? Yeah, really. Yeah, of course. Jesus Christ, considering the people that you've had on. I'm not more famous than them. I'm not bigger than them. Do you know what I mean? So, yeah, it was a bit like fucking hell. Yeah. If I'd looked down toes, gazes, and I'm not. I'm not. I'm not like the proper people with good stories. I know it's mad. But do you think it was all the controversy you caused? All the bad news and all the madness that was going about at the time? I don't know. I just feel like people are intrigued. It catches people's eye. Like, hang on. No one tells what I say. They keep it quiet. They do it in the backgrounds. But I'm just like, I'll do it. I'll say it. It is what it is. I think people find it intriguing. I don't want to go and read a fake book. I want to watch a fake film. They'd rather listen to someone who's doing it and is being real better. And they relate. Who's open and honest. They are both as well. How's the response been worth it so far? What, the hate? A lot of hate. What were you? Ah, me. Just comments. Only hate on social media. Comments and stuff. In the streets and that. It's just mad positive. I see people. They come over. I want pictures. Me to follow them back on Instagram. It's just mad positive. But obviously, on a fake computer, on the phones, your mum this, your ginger this, your bald twat. Can't die. What are you saying? A message on your tech talk saying the hope he gets phoned in the river or something? Yes, I'm literally on the way here. Obviously, there's a video about me terrorizing the police. And it says, can we get a video of when the police drug this fucker's body out of the river? Here we are. Heavy. And then there was one the other week. No, not even a week. Literally about five days ago. It's like, your nan used to finger blast you every sunday or something. What the fuck? I honestly find them funny. You've took your time to go and write that. So now I'm living rent free in your brain. I don't honestly give a shit. You're still getting severe though. You're getting a lot of grief through the corpus everyday. Basically around your car and shit. But you've just done a few weeks in the jewellery. You got the jewellery again. What happened? So basically I was at Novikov restaurant in London. Literally parked the car. Obviously loads of cars always get nicked. So I thought, oh, let me bring it to the front of the queue. So I brought it to the front of the cars outside the restaurant. Obviously the concierge recognized me, rung police. I said, oh, Danny Simpson's driving on the van. Next thing I know, I come out of Novikov. The same geezer lets me know that there's loads of police here. Like a rat. So I see the police. So then I get out there, ring my bird. She comes and gets my car. We drive off and then all the helicopter, police and all that stop us. But then they had no evidence staring in. And then literally three weeks later, they went back to Novikov. And then they got the CCTV of me pulling up, getting out of the car, putting my coat on and walking in. Fucking rat. And then the geezer had even had the cheek to message me on Instagram. I go, police is trying to make me go to court and do a statement against you. I ain't going to do it. I'm thinking, I've already got your fucking statement. You rat. Oh, that's just mad. What did they stop you? And then the other day I've done a video outside Novikov to all the bands. And I was like, you fucking rats. I should get out and slap all yous. And I put it up at Novikov. And the cheeky fuckers like the video. I thought I'm going to have bleh. So what did you get? Sex weeks? Yes. 12 weeks to six. No, I've got 10 weeks to five. But I said to the judge, are you taking the piss? I've not been arrested since 2018. She went 12 weeks to six. I mean, it's fucking one week different. And I just stoned off downstairs. It was pleasant back in prison for you. I don't know what it's a total different world to what I'm used to. Like, honestly, like this COVID in prison. I'll honestly take my out of tour every person in prison right now. Free them all because it's crazy. 23 hour lockdown. No shower for three days. We're all open again out here. But in prison, they're all still locked down. No visits. No gym. No, no. It's honestly, it's a joke. I don't know where the government's letting it go on. But they're not even nothing. For three days and stuff, no shower. It's diabolical. Did you struggle with that then? What? It was a lot of it. Yeah, I was doing a lot of bang up. But the boys next door and there's a few lads in the prison that proper sweetened like Wandsworth. Big them up, free them all. Yeah, they would like come and give me their Xbox DVD players. I was like, oh, Danny's here. You do nothing. Literally, I'll drive on the wing and all the sun is out. The winner, Danny Simpson's here. I was like, fuck, you know. I'm out in the morning, I expect you to have a tear with the whole wing and everyone's like, yes, Rob. Were you keeping on your toes though, just in case? Nah, because everyone was just so positive. Like, it's mad. Like, criminals and people that know, like, love me. It's crazy. They just respect it. It's like a thing, like, real recognized, real. So when they see me, they're like, yes, cuddle me, like, you're a G. It's just the haters on social media that obviously do get robbed and just are little bums. Obviously, when you were on the last podcast, you said you'd made like half a million by just taking a shot off of people. You still up to it? I ain't made a penny. Literally, nah, I've not robbed no one. Not done anything. Nah, I'm actually being serious. I actually haven't robbed anyone. Nah, I ain't changed. Yeah, I changed mine, Danny. Someone will get robbed, but I just ain't done it. I'm just chilling. As you're getting older though and obviously you've got a new bond, so congratulations to you and your misses. Like, does that make you see the world differently a bit? Yeah, because obviously she's a little girl and obviously I'm a little girl. And then I still have to support them, so someone will be getting robbed at once. I'm laughing. It's funny, mate. I know you're going to fucking end up doing it, which is the crazy thing, mate. People were thinking you fucking wrong, but then people were in the prison laughing like fuck, want to see you again to high-five me. In the world's mad, though. It's fucked up. The amount of people that watch this aren't of you alive, mate, I've probably talked in a couple of houses and they've just been in the comments. What do you think that is, mate? I put a video on, there's a story on Instagram, between five and 10,000 views daily. Like, it's mad. Daily 10,000 views. Like, what are you doing? Yeah, it's mad. Your Instagram, you're one with nearly 100,000, get shot down, why? Just haters. That's like the third Instagram. I had 50,000, one got shot down, 80,000, one got shot down, and 15,000, my backup one got shot down. They're just haters. I don't care, it's Instagram. Who cares? What about the corpus surrounding you and the beat you, man? I had a fight yesterday, two days ago with the police. Again? Yeah. What about if I do what I was going to do? What one? The one when I got arrested in the bush. Oh, that was quite bad, wasn't it? Yeah, it was fucked up. Why are they arresting me for assaulting police? Yeah, but what happened? They would be dead to you before the cameras went on. Nah, so we was driving along and I wasn't allowed to sit in the front of the cars so we were driving along and I've clocked them. I said, police are there. So we're a caravan driver and they went behind us and then I said, go left. I looked around and they went left. Go right, they went right. I said, pull over, fuck these fuckers, man. So we pulled over, they skidded up in front. This woman was just like mad possessed, run over to the passenger door, ripped open the door like, who are you? I'm in the back now because I'm not allowed in front. Obviously, I've just jumped over the back seat. She's like, who are you? I'm like, you fucking know I am. Look how you're acting. She's like trying to drag me over and that's what you basically see. Like literally, like she was mad acting crazy, mad. And then she even tried to send through points the other day for not, when all that got dropped saying, like they arrested me and charged me for assaulting police officers. Clearly you've seen the video, how can I assault? Like you're doing madness. It's rough, itching me with calves, trying to taser me. And then when that got dropped, I let it come through the door saying, six points for no insurance. And we only went a call for that last week, and we got away with that. Paying a scissor, 800 pounds to get the points dropped. That's just crazy. How long were you banned for? Me? Yeah. Have you ever had a license? No, never. Fuck's sake, Danny. I'm not. But you've got so many videos, mate. Right, good man. They can't prove it. I know it sounds mad, yeah? But I can video myself driving behind the steering wheel. How can they prove where that is, what time it is? Or even if I'm driving, it could be you in the front passenger seat. I could lean over you with that arm, I'll just steering wheel, and I could lean over you with that arm to a video. Do they know that's me driving? They can't prove it. Do you feel as if you antagonise them? Yeah. Take the piss or what? I'm fucking them. And I'm going to do it more because they said in the newspaper about the Novikov one, they went, there's a team out now because he was boasting on Instagram that he was driving the van. I actually wasn't, but I actually am going to start doing it. I wasn't, but I am not. Because you actually can't prove it. And the police officer told me that themselves, that we can't actually prove that you're driving. We can't see time. They know what you're doing. You're not showing exactly where you are. So they've doubled your stand of that? They can't. No, them videos. You can't use them. That's why I just do my hand on the steering wheel. You can't prove it. There could be anyone in the driver's suit. Like, no, you made them. What is your name? The other thing though, but I know what I'm doing. I'll just take the piece. Yeah, you're not even for it. That is literally it. The coppers, social services, and some prison officers, like, mate, it's pure beef. Like, honestly. Do you want me to explain why? I hate the police because they honestly, like the other day when I got arrested, I see a kid I don't like. So I said to him, what's up? He run to the police, started banging on the door to the police station. So I said, what are you doing, bro? Like, and the next thing I know, they just run out to have threats to kill. And all start to jump. Like, what are you doing? So I don't know. I'm having a mad wrestle with them. And they're just trying to, all they're trying to do is trying to antagonize me. So I'll start whacking them and then get done for assault in police. And then by Simpson again, like they've done my whole life. That's why I hate police because they act a certain way when they're with their gang. But when you see them in blue waters, the lakesides, shopping centers with their kids and their misses, they don't act the same way. So you're bullied then. You want to act like gangster with 10 people, but you see me and you want to put your head down because the road when you know, caught slipping. Hate social services because they just lie, literally then twist it. Like, madly, after all this stuff that come out, I try saying my kids are a danger around me because everything that's going on. But hang on a minute, how do you even know it's real? Do you know what I mean? You have no evidence of anything. And who else did I say I hate? Some prison officers, prison officers for the same reason. Like, you have the ones that actually are mad, psyched up bullies. Like, it's nuts, but they're the same as well. As soon as they leave that prison, they're head down and like, don't want to be the gangster. Like they are when they've got 300 people behind them or they could press a button. How did the prison officers treat you? That time in prison? Oh, at this time, just now. Oh, sweet. I knew a gov called Cunningham from Elmleys. Absolutely. Like, he's proper sweet. And now he's the governor there. He was like, the same. Like, he's kind of like, straight down the line. They're like the best govs. If they're straight down the line, you know where you stand. The govs that act all happy and nice to your face, you know they're the ones that go on and go and chat shit behind your back. Like, right. See our reports, like security reports and stuff. So, like the ones that are on the straight line, they're the best govs. Yeah, I think I've seen a video a couple of days ago that I don't know if you've come out with a ration, but the couples were sitting in front of you. You started banging on that window. Yeah. What goes through your mind when you do that? Fuck him, bro. You ain't going to intimidate, because it's an intimidation thing for them. Do you know what I mean? They'll get their boys and they're, oh, you'll not intimidate me at all. Like, what are you, really, what are you going to do? Get out of your spray and your taze and beat me. We'll rock. Like, you're not going to intimidate me. Right. And I just don't have it. Do you ever get worried when you get set up? Except for what? I put something in your car or something like that. Nah, because they fucking, they do hate you just as much as you hate them. But to do that, they've got to really be high up and risk their whole career, really, for me. But you keep saying for you, but your profile's still grown daily. So then you become a threat because of that. You then grow an audience and then people start wanting to beat you. So people will be banging police windows, not because it's what they know. It's because of what they've seen you doing. But I feel like steering goats and fucking bumping people in... In goats. What happened when you stole the fucking goat? Well, that was sick. The goat was in the boot. Oh, so my mate, he literally, he's, I love him to pieces. His name's James. Like, he's a G and fucking, he loves his little girl. He just cares about, like, everyone being happy. So he made a farm in his garden. Yeah. It's a way of like, yeah, when a girl and kids go come around, but it's also a way to make ladies happy. Like, do you want to come see me farmed? So one day, he went, oh, I've got to go and film me goats and that. And it really bugged me because we was in the boozer. Like, you're fucking leaving a boozer to go and feed your goats. So I said, like, fuck that. We're going to make his goats. He's fucked off. We've crept to his ass, like drove there, crept in the back, me and some kid. And then literally, we chored the goat. And then we left. And then he's rung me up. Like, no. Did you see the video? Oh, the phone after that. He's rung me up normal after. What's happening, mate? How are you? Like, because I boxed him with my mate Ted Teasman was fighting. I said, I'm not just watching the fight. And he's like, yeah, man, fucking that balloon. And I was like, I spun the camera around because the goats in my backyard. He's like, bruv, are you taking the piss, bruv? The goat is just chilling in the back garden. Oh. So, yeah. And then, yeah, took the goat back obviously. The loosey shit. The goat's fucking stunk, mate. They got some roofless. Roofless. It was trying to headbass and everything. We were trying to get out of the boot. It was like, nah. And then every time we went near it, it's like that. And I'm shitting myself from it. Like, so I hate goats, like cats. Any mad little animal, like that. I'm awful. Like, I see a cat all screamed from my mom. And I don't even like. Yeah, it's mad. My goat feet. With it, did anybody any animal rights or anybody trying to give it a shot? Nobody's laughing. But everyone was saying about what you're having tonight, goat curry, goat, loads of, loads of like goat jokes. But there it was, fucking fuck. But you must get a lot of, you do get a lot of, like you do get a lot of people. Oh, yeah. Get a lot of positive stuff. You get a lot of positive stuff. But can you understand this? We all get hit because what you do is we're all like, yeah, cool. I would hate me, mate. But at the end of the day, it's banter. And we open doors like, and just watch EastEnders at seven o'clock. So I, come on, we're in a world now where everyone doing their own thing. So that's what I do. I just think I'm funny. When some people think I'm funny, some people think I'm a cunt. It is what it is. How's the mental health, say the things just now? Yeah, there's times when it obviously affects me. And there's times when it don't affect me. But like I said to my mate, like, mate, he's so helpful. Cause like, he's just your random phone calls. Like, literally when you ring me, it's like, you're my guardian angel. It's like, someone's told you to ring me. And then I'll say, James, I'll pick it up. Like, what's happening? I'll be feeling mad. And you'll be like, you're right. And I'm like, no, this is weird. You've done it about three times. I'm like, mate, did someone tell him to ring me? And I'm like, yeah. And then you'll be like, mate, just trust me. Like, and we'll have a conversation and then I'll come out of it. I'm like, fucking, I'll get off the phone and be like, well, like I was feeling shit and now I'm better again, do you know what I mean? So I don't actually shake your hand for that. But you know, I've got a lot of time for you, but I've got a hundred. Obviously the stuff that you do, I don't agree with majority of it. Majority of it? Yeah. 99.99% But, you know, when I first met you, like I say, even though everything that was going about you let, videos, people saying your dad was getting killed and you were bumping people for millions, you were fainting with Matthew. And obviously when I seen you, I seen you skipping down the road and I was like, he does not give a fuck. Like I know London, zero fucks given. And then obviously when I spoke to you, like I do see a goodness in you. I do see a decent guy, like a family man. Clearly, like obviously when I see people drinking or out partying, I know they're struggling. Reason being, you seen the photo of you and me, mate. Just a couple of days ago, out my fucking nut from four years ago. I know, tell, tell, signs, okay. I'll wait to know, but they'll get the phone call and they choose their way as to what's happening then people just seem to open up more and more. And that's what I've done. It's not that I'm reading it from books, I've been there. Going out is a way of, of release? Just blanking it out. Cause if you sit indoors, you're going to dwell, you're going to think, you're just going to play on your brain. You ain't going to be able to concentrate on TV, films and stuff. You go out with the lads, you have a few drinks, girls or whatever you're looking. Like your brain is on everything else. You're not sitting there dwelling. Like you're not thinking, you're not overthinking. You're made to be doing something funny. The other guys are down the road to be acting like a fucking idiot. So you're not just sitting there like a sop just going over and over and over and then depressed and then sad and then just not like a piece of shit. Yeah, but it's a tough world and even the comments, not no matter how much we say we don't never thought we would still do. Not honestly, I honestly do not care about the comment. I know some people say, nah, but they will get you. But I just think they're funny because any day you've took your time to read them and I'm not just pointing it on. I'm actually being serious. The ones that there's some that do, I'm like, mate, come on, let's go. Like, and I'll delete it. But then the other ones, like the ones I've spoken about already, I'm just like, mate, you're my fucking target, bro. Yeah, but that is weird though. Social media is a weird industry, but like I say, your videos have been viewed movies and things, but it's nuts. I put a video out the other day, I got 1.2 mil on TikTok. I'm like, fucking hell. I've been about three days, I'm not. Yeah, this is the world we're in, but then that's what happens. But then none of them follow me. Yeah, that's the world we're in though. It's a social media world. Like sometimes when we're feeling low, we'll post shit just to crave a little bit of extra attention, which is weird. Like you've got the big cars, all the watches, big bags of dough. Just fucking people. It's not my enough. But again, it's the inner demons, which we all have, we all battle with, including your friend Jack. We know the pain and the struggles that we all have, and like everyone hasn't. Do you know what I mean? That's the difficult thing. What keeps you sane though? My kids, man. Yeah? About. If you never had your kids, what do you think you'd be doing? Last night. What time was it? Last night? Our three, like just going through pictures of my kids, like just like, yeah, just mad. What are you thinking? Like right now or like then? No, last night. Just I love them, man. I just want them to have the best possible life and be ethical. I feel like crying. But yeah, just literally have the best possible life and just be happy, man. Just literally smile every single day. But sometimes when you do the stuff that you do, does that not cross your mind that it could affect the kids' possible in the future? No. Because my little boy, I make him a tough little shit. What about Lee Murray? Yeah. You ever spoke to him still, was it? Yeah, I've not talked to him. But yeah, he's trying to get out now. So if the president of, what's his name? That Mohammed. Why did they have to have princes and stuff, don't they? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The king, if the king, Mohammed, hopefully he releases him soon. And so we can go back to his family and his kids, don't we? And how many years has Lee done, though? Bloody hell. Since 2005, haven't it? I was 15. I was 15, yeah, 2005. Because I know you are talking on, everyone else is basically at. Mm-hmm. So why is he not at? What shows that they took? Huh? What shows that they took? 53 million, right? Cash. Imagine that, bro. What a fucking game. God, man, they came in your pants, man. Oh, could you imagine? 53 million pounds in cash. And they had to leave a lot behind. Literally, millions, wasn't it? Like, I think I found like 20 million straight away, didn't I? But he needs to be freed. Like, it's been way too long. The king of Morocco needs to free him. Like, it just, it's been way, he's just going over the top now. He's served all these years, you know what I mean? It's over 10 years. Like, he needs to go back to his kids. His kids were babies when he got arrested and went to prison. Now, they're fully grown, like, adults, you know what I mean? Like, he's done his time. Let him go home. Why did they keep him? Why is he in Morocco? Why is he still there? Can he not get extradited? His dad was Moroccan, so he got the citizenship. Oh, I thought so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember watching the documentaries because you had posted something that people were making videos. I watched those videos. You were sending traffic towards that? Just about his life, something made up for those about to put it together just a few weeks ago. It was a fucking fact, the UFC one. Yeah. So basically what they've done, they're just chatting shit on his life. He's just people trying to get famous off his name. Like, and just done this thing with UFC. But let him tell that story when he gets out. Let him and his family have that money for his story. He'll tell his story in his time. You ain't got to go and do his story for him. So, obviously, I got the call. Like, they've shut the piss. They're not my mates no more. Fucking, then post this up. Basically, we've been leaked it. It's not meant to be out. So let's fuck the UFC up and all that and post it up. So obviously, I posted it up but the UFC must have, I don't know, my traffic must have went mad because UFC posted it up literally an hour late and they weren't meant to post it up for a week. So they must have been fucking. Yeah, for example, I've watched that. Literally. They were fucking mad story. What am I mad? That is a mad story. He will have a following in books and stuff when he gets out. His story would be better than that because at the end of the day, you can't tell someone's story as good as someone could tell their own story. Like, you want to hear it from a horse's mouth. You don't want to hear it from the donkey in the background who's never really there. He's just a shadow. You want to hear it from the main man, which is, and in my eyes, he's the fucking gangster. He's the bad man. Do you know what I mean? Not, no one else. He's the one I look up to. And he could prop a scrap. I didn't realize how good that scrapper he was when I saw some of his face and animal. Fucking hell, man. I was having a box of right of him. Fuck, man, man. Fuck that, man. I'm running. Just that bang. The way he just rocks is just so... Like, as a kid, I used to just analyze his videos, like, over and over. He was... He is my superhero. Like, no joke. I'm, like, 30 and he is my superhero. And I used to analyze his video, analyze his video even the way he talks. Like, I'm going to smack you up, like, everything. Like, and I was like, he's a G. And then just the way he rocked. Bang, bang, bang. I was just like, wow. And then when he knocked out Pele, that was just... Did you watch that one? Yeah. Banged him straight out. I was like, whoa. And then obviously, not a lot of people have done good with Anderson Silva. Look how good he done. And that's off the back of partying and living that high life. He weren't really training for that fight. Yeah, I think he had an injuries, man. It was, I imagine, he would have trained properly for that fight. Who was the guy who was thinking of my friend, Nellene? T.O.G.'s. Yeah. That big, ed, ugly motherfucker. I can't remember. Yeah, he knocked him out. He tried saying that, yeah, Lee threw a combination and I grabbed him. Like, no, I've told the truth. Everyone who was there has told their story on that situation. And everyone has said, mate, you went out, Lee went back, took his coat off, give you one, two, three, you went straight there. And I can't doubt it because round our area, that's what Lee done. He would go in gaffes and the bully boys. He would bang out or the bouncers. He would knock out 10, 15 of them. But we know this, like, people in my area, you know what I mean? So I don't doubt that. T.O.G.'s always absolutely got spanked. Do you think he'll get it? Lee? He has to. He has to at one stage, you know what I mean? Everyone serves their time. Like that saying, you can knock the locks, but you can't stop the clocks. So, his time's got to come at one stage or another. Like, he's a reformed character now. He's a Muslim. He's like doing the good things, you know what I mean, for his life and his family. Like, from when I speak to him, from now to 10 years ago, he seems like a total different person. What I'm saying about this and that, he's like, no, no. Like, you've got to do it this way, bro. Like, totally different. Like, he don't agree with everything that I do. Do you know what I mean? He tells me straight. You don't think anybody does that, do you? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. But do you think he sees about it when he was that age, as well as the little folks given that? Yeah, he says to me all the time. He said that if there was anyone, like, he said before or something, he said that there'll never be another him. But he said that he sees me in him, like, bits of me in him. He said you're just a ruthless little cunt. Like, you literally will stop. But what happened before? I chained one of his mates and he run me up. He's like, fuck's sake, what's wrong with you, bro? I was like, what? And he was like, you're fucking chaining everyone, bro. Just slow down, mate, you're worse than me. That was his mate's own fault, anyway. What's that like in the Jills in Morocco? Or the Couchier, what, or just Brito? Well, he was in rabbit, and that was actually proper sick. Like, it was like six-man bump beds. Like, he had a bit of air parcels, like food and stuff. Like, it was good. He was training, he was looking healthy. But then, obviously, something happened that I don't really know. I've only read the stories about it. That it got caught with stuff, or someone put something in a cell, or someone, someone done something, or reported something, and then he got moved to security and now he's in a block, and it's just, it's horrible. Like, for two years, I think now he's in the block. He can only make one phone call a week to his family every Friday. Fucking disgusting the weather training and that, honestly, it's a joke. Have they not made a lot of petitions and stuff here? Ooh, what, what like us? Yeah, no, just like people I hate to try and get them out. I don't know, because I don't really listen, but that is actually a good idea. What, why not? Why shouldn't we? 16 years on it, nothing to kill, nothing like that in hand. Straight in, man, 56 mil. Come on now, imagine it. But that's actually a good idea. We should do a petition. I'm actually gonna ring your sister off to her. Yeah, you create enough noise and then people will eventually start to listen. Yeah, of course. A lot of people's got their cases overturned after spending 20 years because people are creating noise and they just go, you know what, it's too much of a fucking headache, man, just get them to fuck. But I want your story, mate. It can't be a good story. I'll get him straight away, but like, James English. Why do you think I'm nice to you, mate? It's really... I don't want to fucking do you. He's a prick at that, man. He's connected to the money, so just butter him up, mate. Yeah, he's good money, mate. He's like, you guys foreign you and you're depressed. This can't be fucked, do you, mate? I just want to leave the story. It's for Lee's story. Fuck sims and I shall leave. Oh, yes. No, but what a story. Had I didn't realise the end of it, it was actually until you shared that story, I thought, fuck me, look. He's a proper upper-manage, man, I'm not getting wrecked, shredded. Shredded. And he's just like, that was... Like, what you see on the internet is not even 20% Lee Murray. Like, Jerry's in the cage fight, Savannah Silver's the perlays, the fucking... What's that guy's that went out with Jordan? The dress is like a woman. Alex Reed. Yeah, that, Dave. Them. But then him on the street was the other 80% and he was a total different animal. Like, there's no other way to describe him. Like, having road rage, getting out, banging, bods out, bang, bang, bang. Like, he was just... Not a kiss. A law to himself, like, literally. Lee Murray law. How good do you think he would have been if he had put 100% for... What cage fight? To a cage fighting? He would have been world champion 100%. Michael Bisskin got world champion. Lee Murray would have smacked the shit out of Michael Bisskin 100%. And that's not even a joke. Michael Bisskin knows it as well. Like, Lee Murray was a force. If obviously, don't forget the stabbing happen as well. But if he would have just been a fighter, this guy was the limit for him. Like, literally, you've seen him fight. He was just an animal. An animal, a good move. Exactly. And even people would say, oh, he's only a banger, he's only a banger. But if you look at his UFC fight, he won on the floor. So he was learning that, he was doing good at that. Yeah. You can't just go into UFC as a novice on the ground and then beat a ground fighter with the re-naked joke. Like, not re-naked joke. What was it? I forgot the name of the choke he'd done. But yeah, winning by, obviously, submissions, you know what I mean? You're going to have another fight. I was meant to fight on the 20th of November. I literally lost, I don't know. The geezer didn't want a cage fighter because obviously, he said that he had a wedding or something. He didn't want to get marked. What? I know, it's just my geezer. You know what is, the way I'm not, I haven't took it so seriously. My cage fighters are just, Dave's until obviously I start getting good ones. So I need you to have 10, 15 fights before I start getting good fighters. It's not the try to call you idiot, but that's... Yeah, it's got to be. Something about them. You enjoyed it training though? No. Well, no, I ain't trying. You've lost a bit of beef butt. Drecking? Yeah. I've lost a bit of beef butt. No, you've lost a bit of beef butt. Last time I seen you, you were fat. I'll put it on again. I was just going to say, people in glass houses should have brought something else. My weight is up. Every fucking podcast I look different. Mate, we was talking about the other day on the phone, like we were saying, you went, ah, you're getting on with training. I said, I ain't fucking training. You went, neither am I. I was just about to go and get some cakes. It's just food. Food kills me. When nothing kills me, mate, I'm like a bear. I go hibernating on cakes, mate. I literally, you know what? I just love food. Like, I'm so addicted to PlayStation it's a joke, like, but I'll eat so many sweets sitting there and you won't even realize. And then you blink, take it to five seconds and you've got four bags of crisps, three chocolate bars, two milkshakes. And you're like, fuck. What are you playing the PlayStation? Call of Duty, FIFA, like, so bad. I spent so much money on FIFA, it's honestly a joke. Gambling on it? No, you show you buy, like, FIFA, like, foot-champ things. Yeah. To get better players. Like, I was honestly doing about four hundred pounds a week at one stage. Fuck off. I swear, I've done three hundred pounds, three hundred fifty pounds in one day. I was like, that's an addiction, mate. Oh, mate, I want the other Robin people. And then the new FIFA come out, FIFA 22, and you couldn't put your ultimate team on the new, sort of money's wasted. I said, fuck that, they've robbed me, bro. And I've never, like, picked the control up for FIFA again. Like, honestly. You spent glands on that and it's just a waste. They're wiped, like, literally. I think I've had two games on FIFA 22, like, it's absolutely made me feel me. You've robbed me. Like, you've robbed the rubber, like, what the fuck? Taste your own medicine, everybody. And there's nothing I can do. Everybody will be fucking sending comments to the PlayStation, saying, thank you. You got our money, mate. Can I have a percentage? Oh. So, how has life been going, like, now and stuff out of jail and stuff, you just, because, like I said, mate, you seem calmer. You don't seem, you seem to have matured a bit. Yeah, I just... I just don't care, like you said before, like, you're gonna have all this, like, attention, all this, but when it drops, and that, I always remembered you saying that, when it drops, you can't think of that. You just have to just take it how it is. And I've never really put myself up there. I've always just been on the level. When people go, you're a celebrity, you're a fan. No, I'm not. I'm just me. Just Danny, do you know what I mean? So, yeah, I just don't really care. And now, I just go with the flow. You know, my doorbell podcast and social media, how it can blow up a name, and the videos, like, how fast your videos went round when all that shit was going about. Mate, I jumped on that shit. Yeah, don't I need you to come on the podcast? I remember, because I've done a vote, because I was thinking, no, I can't do podcasts, man. And I've done a vote, and fuck, you know, you absolutely obliterate me. It's like, should I do a podcast with James English? Yes or no? And it was, like, 90%? Yes, and 10%? No. I was like, you know, that podcast was me. Oh, but yeah. Yeah, but it is, isn't it? Did you feel that after? Because, like, I see you came out here and done a podcast and says, look, I bump people. I don't fucking care. So, what is it? I just love to conversation. Like, I just, that's what I like. Like, ever since then, I've been asked, like I said earlier, like, over hundreds of times, like, do a podcast. I'm like, no. I just, I feel like, like, probably because, I'm like, we vibe, like, with you, like, I vibe. Like, we have a conversation, we get on, you know what I mean? But there are people, like, I'm just like, nah, just not, like, back off, like, I'm not feeling it, do you know what I mean? Yeah, because we'll talk about maybe getting a book out about your life as well. Yeah, I really, that's one thing I really want to do is do a book. Because you've got, listen, there's a lot of shit that we don't talk about as well, like, you know what I'm saying, we speak quite regularly. And I'd like to call your friend, like, I'd probably like to say that, I don't give a fuck. That was nothing to hide. That'd be on you, boy. But I do, there is something about you, I go, he's a funny bastard, like, you're a good guy, even though you do, you do do that shit. It's not a problem, like, you have a love meal, you hate me, you know what I mean? And people that meet me actually like me, even though they might not agree with what I do, even though they might see video and they think, what are you doing, you're coming, you're actually like, I can't, but they still like me, like, I'm a likable character when you meet me, but it's the fuckers that obviously don't. Yeah. But you've not had it easy in life either, man, like, I see you've been in a prison since, what, fucking, 15? Do you know what I mean? That meant the riskage as well, that meant really fucked you up and all that. It was where, do you ever think that, man, they might just fuck off abroad? Yeah, I do, I wouldn't want to do my Mrs for like six weeks and just chill in Spain, but that was the fucking same. I was in the swimming pool one day and some kid literally popped out of the water and these big goggles on, they had these big flappy ears, he went, you're a celebrity? I said, nah, bruv, not me. He's like, yes, you're a celebrity. I was like, no. And he was like, yes, the TV. Danny Simpson? I was like, baby knows me. This kid must have been about 10, I was like, you want to play ball? I don't know. Literally is fucking crazy. Because your kingdom went off the radar though, I was getting messages that people said you were dead. What? Yeah? When? I went to Instagram, snorkeling. Yeah, everything, yeah. People took your hostage and... Took the hostage? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I fucking see these. Instagram, mate. Don't know if you're... You know what I'm saying, I've done. Do you know what it says? What? They'll do nothing, bruv. Yeah. You should have said, when you go to a missing, they'll do nothing. Guns somewhere, trust me. No, I always knew that anyway, but that was the message, because I don't know if your Instagram gets shut down. Yeah, it probably was. You never posted for weeks? Or something? Something happened. I mean, it'd been that time you went in holiday, and people were saying, oh, where's Danny's OK? I said, yeah. No, because when I was on holiday, I was videoing all the way driving it, so I was meant to go to court, yeah. And that was meant to go to court. I totally forgot James, yeah. He's like, I'm fucking... For the one that sent me into prison for a night, yeah. So I'm driving through France, like the manager. Master Liz, it was wrong of me. Gone. Ben, where are you, mate? I said, what? She went, it's a dial-in time. Where are you? I went, I'm driving through France. I'm meant to be at court for driving, I'm driving through France. She went, are you taking the piss? I said, no. She went, you're meant to be at court to get sentenced for disqualified driving. I said, so I've got COVID. Is that when you got your sentence and you came back? Master Liz, I went into the court, said, Danny's got COVID. Long story short, mate. The fucking police was like, fucking COVID. Look at this, what is he fucking driving through France? Fucks sake. And that's when I got sentenced when I come back, because we weren't even going to come back. We weren't actually meant to come back. They come back from my, my missus' sister's, my missus' sister's girlfriend, Jilly, like her birthday party. And then obviously caught that week as well. That's not the reason we come back. Yeah, man. It's shit here as well. There's a lot of good opportunities, man, but like I say, your name is getting bigger. So it becomes more pressure, more stress. It's more people stop me and more people looking at you. It's just weird. I know, I went to a festival the other day. It was fucking insane. Like I've never been to a festival in my life. Mate, Jack's like, oh, come to this festival, come to this festival. I was like, fuck it, let's go, yeah. Mate, I couldn't even walk from the entrance to the literally the tent. I must have done 20 pictures, but it was so funny because mine and Jack's other mate, Chris, he actually thinks he's famous. Like, I've got to be proper, I'm celebrity, might be in the paper. And we take the piss like, you're not even famous, mate. You're like, celebrity's sloppy seconds, bro. He, Jack's getting asked by all the girls for pictures. I'm getting asked by all the boys for pictures. I mean, no one's asking for pictures. Yeah. It is fucking hilarious, but he's like, so when we're getting asked for pictures, he's like doing like a fake cough, like. Some people turn around and look at him, like, so then they go, oh, and then, but no one done it. It's fucking mad, don't it? Social media, whatever it can, put you in that kind of status where people want photos and buying an ear or the madness. They come over like so polite, like, do you mind like, can I please get, I'm like, mate, I'm not a celebrity. Let's get the phone, bang, bang, bang. Why don't you get a provisional though? License and you can fucking drive. Because I've always been on the band. And the band's always been. Oh, so you can't even get a provisional? No. Even a judge this time, my driving band ends in June, and then the judge was like, in June next year, I want it to be another year. I said, we're not in America, like, if you sent this in today, it starts today. She's like, no, I want it to start when he's band finishes. I was just like, you can't do that. So now I'm going through the procedure of peeling that, but no doubt, by the time we get there, I would have been caught driving again and being on another van. Fucking hell. No, you can't be driving again, man. Oh, I can't. You've been 12 months. I can't. No, you can't get 12 months. Six months to three, maximum. For driving? For driving, driving the van. That's what I got. I get six months and that's all. So I got disqualified. They got my footage, they went to a petrol station. Got footage, you can't. I don't pull in petrol stations. Bastards. No, because you've never played flags up on an MPR. Yeah, so, that's all. That's all I've worried about. I'll get whoever's got a license. Get to me now, driving this pizza. I don't care if I had to walk in there 10 times a military car. My lawyer was a fucker, though. He says, I'll see you at 12 o'clock. I was on the bus up to Berlin at the end. It was only 22, 23, man. I was shitting myself, man. I was thinking, I'm going to get fucking shagged in here. That was a good luck. I don't mean it. I mean, it was just all fucking junkies, man. Aw. But it's not even like that I'm in prison, is it? Like, it's like a youth center. That's weird. Yeah, it's weird. I was playing a lot of football, walking in a gym and that. I enjoyed that, but I missed it. That's what I'm going to do, but this time in prison was the maddest experience I've ever had. Like, I see people are not coming out of their cells. You're not having a visit. If there was no normality, like, there was nothing. Like, it was fucking crazy. Like, I don't know, I honestly had to get away with it. Like, you're not allowed one visit every month for one shower every other day or like not allowed to clean yourself or literally out yourself for 30 minutes a day. Like, how can you mentally do that to people? So you want them to sit in a cell for 23 and a half hours a day and not expect them to try and kill themselves. People, everyone struggles, do you know what I mean? Like, what are you going to do in a cell? You're going to sit there, dwell, think, get depressed. How was the mental health and pleasant then? Ah, oh, how was it? Yeah. You dubbed up with anybody? Nah, literally, they kept, nah. So I was first of all some mad Polish geezer, but then like a couple of days later, I said, bro, I'm going down there. And then obviously that governor Chapman, Cunningham, he was proper sweet, he was like, yeah, go on. So I moved down onto the twos and then, yeah, nah, they just kept me high risk and just left me alone, like proper sweet. All the guys knew me. Some guys seen your podcast. They come over, I missed you, do nothing. There's another guy, Mr. G, he was sick. He's like, yeah, I've seen your podcast, man. You're a G, man. I was like, yeah. Oh, this is a very nice people. I've got so many fucking friends and prisoners real, but they're always watching the podcast and shit. Oh, no, it's mad. Yeah, I get so many messages made from all over, people. This is why I love these podcasts. Like today I've had SES guy, soldier, he was the longest escaping history to walk 200 miles through the desert. And then I had. 200 miles. And then, how long did that take? Seven days. Seven days, he walked. Yeah, through the desert. Night and day. Yeah. Fucking blisters. I mean, he's feet nearly died so many times. And then, also, did we have it this morning? Kevin Lane, part two. Kevin was fitted up. He's done over 20 years in the jail for a crime. He says it doesn't come out. Then obviously Danny Boy, Samson. Oh, but he's put it to the truth, you know? Yeah. Because at the end of the day, he's done the sentence. He's done the time. So why would he have to say that he didn't do it? But he just got recalled there because he's tagged the, the bathroom off in a tag. And he says there was somewhere else where he wasn't. And the box says where he was, but he had to do it on his phone. He just tagged me after doing 20 years. It's the probation now. I hate them as well. They're more like, they have no other liars. Like, literally, they will say things to your face. They're just horrible. Like, I had one called Daisy. She was the worst witch woman I've ever known. Like, honestly. If I see her on the street, I'm gonna dash a drink in her face. Ha ha ha ha. I just got one now. I was like, you're out of all. Uh-huh. I didn't know. Am I on probation? But it ends on, on it for once a month. And my next appointment on like the 5th of December, that's my last appointment. Got a scene in there, no? No, nothing. Literally. Because I need to drive more to school. There's no tag if I call. Nothing, no. I had tag when I come out. So I've done three weeks in prison and then I've done three weeks on tag. Who did you handle the tag? I don't really care. Like, cause I've come out. I'm just, I'm just glad to be out. It's my little girl's birthday and her third birthday. So I was more happy about being out for that than anything else. Like, honestly, like, I didn't care if I had to be in it. If they told me I had to be at four o'clock, three o'clock, I wouldn't have given a shit. Yeah. So I was out for my little girl's third birthday. Where do you go now? Who be your leaf, Danny? Fair to you, man. Like, still young. Still young, if you sit young. Fuckin' old. That's young, man. When you're 30 and 35's and 40's, you say 30's young. But when you're 20's and 25's, you're like, you're old, bro. I was talking to some kid on TikTok yesterday and he's saying like, why these codes? I'm like, what does that mean? He's like, what you doing? And he said, no, I'm not, what's that? He's like, it means this. I'm like, bro, I am old. Like, fuck, this lingo now is great. They say not letters, instead of saying what they mean. Well, you see bastards, that's what it is. That's honestly what it is. What do you do then? What's the plans for the future? Just to carry on rolling, really. Like, literally, I got a couple of businesses and just literally kick back and just chill. To enjoy the leaf. No, like, yeah, because I never enjoyed life. I never experienced life. I was always in and out of prison, always in and out of prison. So now, just enjoy it. Just take it in, do you know what I mean? I've got everything I ever wanted. So now why not enjoy it, do you know what I mean? Yeah, so yeah. It's been a bit of a magic years for you though, eh? Yeah, it's been a fun. And present out, present videos, kind of everybody want to pay attention. Literally. Well, has that been probably one of the maddest years of your life? It is for social media purposes, but the rubber reason I've always done. So that's nothing different. People saying, you're dead. Banny on your head. This, like, that's not, just the social media side is obviously a bit crazy. You have people making fake Instagrams, fake YouTube, fake TikToks. And that's the only thing that really bugs me, because I'm like, you can't, that's me, bruv. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Make money off you. I know. Cheeky fuckers. You know that bastard's getting robbed again, that's why you're losing your touch and your own ds, mate. Oh no, bruv. It's just been mad in it though, that do you still get people questioning the Fed deals like people saying, I was your dad getting killed in the back of a car. Yeah, literally the TikTok is just like, it's like they're brand new to it. It's like they haven't honestly got a clue what's happened, what's going on. Like it's mad, you'll be on live and then people just jump in your life. I'm like, and they're like, who are you? I'm like, I'm nobody. I'm just down at you, like, and then everyone would be like, he's a gangster. He's a robber. He does it. They're like, hang up. You still get the phone calls for this? Nah, no one's got my number now. I think because obviously he chatted shit about Matthew family, I think everyone kind of flopped on him because obviously you weren't there ready, you know what I mean? And obviously he fucked off to another country, for a little while. Why did he do that, Dan? Idiot. The Fed deals, man. They did, they went fire, fire. The story, people were putting Fed deals for different things and then creating it. Just creating it as one, like literally. And it was appealing. Yeah, of course. It was appealing. Because you're thinking, he's robbed him for that, but then they've gone and robbed him for that. Then his dad's been shot and killed there and then he's done this. They're like, what? So you watch it and you're like, oh shit, his dad's killed because he robbed that. And then the scarcer's gone and robbed him for underground and oh my God, this is crazy. How's your scarcer's? Do you know Matthew, because the scarcer's don't fuck about one. Do you know what? The scarcer's actually proper sweet. Like we say scarcer's, like I said in my video, I was like, I robbed the scarcer's. Like we'll put it as one, but mate, do you know how much love I get off scarcer's? It's honestly ridiculous. All the scarcer's are sweet. Like literally, like always mentioning me like, yes, lad. I'm like, I'm like, yes, gee. Yeah, I love this guy. It seems like it was a scarcer. I'm like, yes, loving love. But yeah, no, they're sweet, man. They're just like us. There's no difference. They're in a different country. They're just the same as us. They're just loyal motherfuckers who don't give a shit. Do you know what I mean? And they're up for a scrap. But literally. What's there, do you still get grief to this man up just now? Grief. Yeah, for them corpus. Yeah, I got nicked two days ago. I literally had a fight with about 10 of them. But yeah, they was just like, they's more trying to make me start because obviously they know me from younger. And when they put their hands on me, normally I'm chinning them, pushing them, grabbing them, throwing them. And I am not in prison for a sort of police officers. But I've grown up, I'm not doing that. You want to grab me, call, I'll grab you. I mean, you want to, we'll do the little dance. Do you know what I mean? I ain't gonna launch you and Chinya. I ain't got a prison for it. Because at the end of the day, all you're gonna do is go, I hate me, assault police officer. I ain't falling for your trap. You're still buying and selling or watching his cars, stuff that I literally watch his cars, everything. Whatever, just wheeling and dealing. I've always been tempted to buy a watch or if you're done in here, but I don't know why we're doing our lives saying that bastard's fucked with me. And everybody just laughing and says, oh, you want to get yourself to blame. But see, even watches now, I hate. I remember being in prison years ago, my brother had all these watches where he's got a shock. I was like, oh my God, you got that watch? You got that watch? I was like, that's my favorite watch. That's my favorite. And he's like, Dan, you've said every watch is a favorite watch. I'm like, I know, but that's sick, that's sick. And then he was like, yeah, but when you've got them, you don't like them. Like, and that's how I'm honestly feeling that. Like I've got all these watches and all that. I don't, I don't like it no more. Like this watch, I haven't much money it costs. It's a piece of shit. It don't even, I don't even have the time told on it. I don't set the time on it. But my Apple watch, that costs not even, fuck, it costs $190, $200, do taxes on it, you do fucking whatever you want on it, it tells you heart rate a lot. That's the best watch in the world. So honestly, I just don't give a fuck about watches and shit no more, man. Yeah, cause I think honestly, I'm going to get rid of all my watches and just chill with an Apple watch. Like honestly. It's been that in the police. They made me feel depressed. Yeah. Like you think I've got 50 grand in this watch. I could go and buy a buggy, a quad, have a sick holiday, go and buy another sick car, or I have that piece of shit on my wrist. I don't even look, look at the time. This is half-boss 10. Like I don't even set the time on it. Do you know what I mean? For what? It's don't do anything. I think Danny Boy's maturing me. I thought I'd see the fucking day, man. We started to talk about our sense. So yeah, it's what the fuck's happened, man. I need you to stop making your phone calls. I want to see the old Danny back creating views. I want to see you run. Blaster's left right in center. No, but it's good to see obviously you've got the newborn as well. It plays a massive a part effect. Obviously we can have a laugh and a joke and it's just kind of bullshit as well, some, but having fun and... But with the serious stuff, obviously with the newborn, it changes your whole perception of life. It changes the whole way you look at things, we go with it. I mean, an interview with you eight months ago, it was a case of, I don't give a fuck. I don't care who comes to my door. I don't care. I'll stand there and... Oh yeah, I'm still like that. Yeah, of course. But I've got one naughty ass dog as well. I've got a Dutch heard eyes, fucking mad. That's hard, bro. It's level two trained, like he is some animal. He will go through prick walls, car windows, on a server word. He could be sitting next to me. Be sweet. If I said go, he would like that. And he's trained for groups of people. So five people come, 10 people. He will have a bit of everyone. And his teeth are like fucking knives. But every bite, straight through. Even when he was training and they wed him's sleeves, straight through it, he made the geese his arm. Like Tom, they were brought him off, made his arm bleed. How many of just one you've got? Oh, yeah, I just need him. I don't need the fucking, no, he fucking eats everything the fucker. Whether it's your lawyer, I'll say it to you. He must be making a fortune. My lawyer don't really know anything. I don't really tell him anything. Just when you get the jewel. Yeah, literally, just when I get cool. With these, with the corpus here, when you're buying the window and stuff, and with this here, I just tell you fuck off. So I'll slap him if they tell me that. Could you imagine? Fuck off. What? Nah, yeah, nah. Some coppers do actually try and think they're bad, but like, well, let's go then. Like, but that's about it. But they don't only think they're bad for the five seconds until they realize you're not backing down. Like, there's another video. I don't know if you've seen it. They pull me and my girlfriend over. We pull into a pet garage and he's there giving it. Like, and he pulls out his acid, his pepper spray, sorry. But he drops it like a fucking idiot. So you're acting like a gangster, but you drop your pepper spray, you div. Like, they're not. They try and put on the front. They try and push their chest out, but you're not, you're just a nerd that went on a course forever long and become a police officer. You're not a gangster. You're not stood on a street and had a terror of 10 bods, 15 bods. You're not in bottles. You're not stabbed people. You're not done anything. You just got your handcuffs and you just arrest people when there's 15 of you. Like they ain't got the bottle. As soon as someone's there, like, come on in, they're like... Have you ever been tazled? Yeah. Have you? Scarring my boss. Ha ha ha ha. Fucking hell. What happened? Oh, so literally, my door banged off, yeah? And literally, like, I've always got stuff, like acid, ammonia, like, so soon as someone bangs door off, like I'm normally like, I'll just throw it down the stairs. Like then they ain't gonna be able to get on and start stabbing and whatever. Like baddies. Not that it's happened, but that's the role-playing. So the door's banged off. So I've run with all the, and then all of a sudden all these green, red laser lights. I'm like, fuck. So I'm trying to put the stuff down like all the lives on that. And then I'm going down the stairs and then there's all these geese in Balaclava's shields. I'm like, shit, what's going on here? I've got to the bottom of the stairs. They're like, I'm going to fucking floor. I was like, what? All I said is, what? They went, poof, shot me, yeah? But only one of the prongs went in my chest. The other one missed me. So I literally pulled it out. I kept the door shut. Turn around to run back up the stairs. I didn't even get to the first step. I said, boss, shut me again. Got me in the back. James, I'm not even joking here. You know, in this video, I used to see people out like a pencil. I was out like a pencil. All our members, they're like, fuck. I was in my pants. I was in my pants, literally. They grabbed me by my pants, dragged me, lifted up the shields, dragged me underneath here. And I just remember sitting and all that. All I could do is see. I couldn't, I couldn't really hear. It was all like, it was just like, I was stuck, I couldn't do anything. And they were just itching me with the back of the, like, you know, their machine guns. They was itching me with the back of the machine guns, going, I thought you was fucking hard, you pussy. Like just proper giving it to me. And I was thinking, when I get in this police station, you can get these cuffs off, you're gonna act. And I walked down the road with this gavel. And then I've got in the police station, I had all these fucking things hanging off me. And I was like, when that cuffs come off, I was like, let's go now. And I was like, no, no, I can't. I was like, you fuckers, let's go. And then that was a, and I put him off the sergeant's tire, throwing at him. Cause I thought he was obviously tires. I've gone to grab him to pull him. There's a fucking pop off time. And then that was a big flag and, but yeah. What was that? It was a fuck thing getting shot with one of them. There's a hair that ain't nothing stuck up. But I just, I was honestly like that, a pencil. You see people getting to just fucking hit the dick. But did you see the other guys are like, they're shooting about 10, 20 times. Yeah. That was sick. I was like, yeah, bad honestly. Have you had many beatings from the corpus? No, not really, not really beating. I got beaten by prison officers. Not really beatings cause they can't, what can they really do? You're on camera. They can't start stamping on you, punching you. You do get the odd like, them leaning on your head a bit and giving you a little elbow or a punch. But, well, you said that, do you know what I mean? I've had air fights with a place like I'm told for it. I remember one time I was on the phone. So I wasn't telling me, get off the phone. I turned around and I said, shut up. I got carried on the phone. He went, get him off the phone there. And I remember hanging up the phone. I run over, I grabbed him by the shirt trying to drag him over the desk. I was mad. But at the times that I ended up, then whatever they were resting me for would get dropped and I would end up in prison for assaulting the police. Yeah. I was mad. That was my story of my life. Like, I think it says, I've assaulted like 25 police officers, two police dogs. It's mad. Like my criminal record is just, I sought police, sought police, sought police, sought police, sought police dog. Ran police. What did you do to the dog? Oh, so I was getting, I was hiding in the bedroom. Yeah, there comes a, I was laying on the city watching Harry Potter and I just see all these lights. And I looked at his police looking at me. But where I just woke up was all delirious. So I thought, I've run upstairs. So I've run upstairs and hid behind the bed. Don't know, they've just seen me. Like, what the fuck? They're looking through the ass. All of a sudden, the dogs come. Dogs found me. Dogs like, so I've got up from my thing. As I got up the gather, I had to cross, but he had it closed. Just went, whoop, in my eye, literally busted my eye. Like, there's a picture on, like the mug shots, like on Google, my eye, the way it was, it broke my whole eye socket. And he was beating me. So I'm fucking rocking him now, yeah? Dogs bit my bollocks. I'll grab this dog, James. And I've just, like, elbowing it, punching it, wrapped it around my legs and just started giving it. The dog was yelping. I didn't let go. I just grabbed all of these. And I was beating it bad. And then, yeah, I got done. I remember the dog's name, Archie. I've still got the charge sheet and the police officer's statement for it. Like, Mr. Simpson wanted to let go of my dog. His eyes were popping out. He said, he was beating my dog. I went and called the next day. I had all these bite marks everywhere. I sped, like, I've still got scars on my knees, my bollocks was ripped open where he's bit my balls. My eye was broken. And literally, all it was for is I threw a stone at a car. So the police come around to arrest me for stoning a stunt. And I got into the call and the judge went, has he been to hospital? And then the prosecution was like, oh, we don't know. Judge went, find out now if he's been to hospital. And then the combatant said, no. She went, bail in now to go to hospital. And then the prosecution was like, no, we want to remind him to prison. He's just sort of this many police officer. The judge was like, he's getting bailed to go to a hospital now. So the reason I got bailed. Are you fucked? I was fucked, bro. What did the prison officer's butt do for? Oh, that was a mad one, yeah. So I was in my cell. And in Belmont, I used to have this team called the DST. So they've come now to search a cell. But I've got a visit. I'm going home in the morning. You could find 30,000 phones in my cell. You can't do anything. I'm going home. You've given me a nicking sheet. I've already gone home, bro. I'm having a wank in doors by the time the nicking's come through. So we have to go outside the cell. This guard was in front of me. He's got a blonde spike here with glasses. He's like, put your arms under your armpits and lean against the wall, yeah? What's that fuck off? I ain't doing that. I'm telling you, you little cunt. Put your fucking arms under your armpit. I said, I ain't doing it. And as he's come, I just went, bang, it's him. He's dropped. So I've got myself in the corner. They've all come and pressed the alarm. There was about just loads of them. Just a sea of guards. And I was like, come on here. First one he used to come, I was going at. And they went one, two, three, and jumped on me. And I remember, Ari Stewart was in his cell watching. And he was like, yes, Dan, I'm just rocking all the prison officers. James, no, they put me in handcuffs here. They said, are you going to walk? I said, fuck off, carry me, mate, you dogs and all that, yeah? So I'll just make it harder for them, yeah? Like the other day I was like, carry me, boy. I'll just make it hard, difficult for them. James, you know what they done? They literally picked me up on my legs, put them under their arms, one leg under it. They carried me, who do I say the block on my forehead? Bum, bum, bum, on my head, bro. I'm like, you can't do this to me. Literally, just carry, shut up, you little cunt. What? Chilling my legs in that. Got in the block on my mum's life, mate, life. I'll never forget them. It's a mad old story, this one. So I got me in the block, got handcuffs on. I said, do you think you're a bad boy? They're standing me up, bang, dropping me. Standing me up again, bang, dropping me again. I've got handcuffs on. They're propped, full blown, getting handcuffs to hold me and whacking me. I'm dropping again, jumping up on the enemy, stamping me. I had to kick myself under the bed for protection. They was dragging me out, trying to do me. And I missed the Murray. I remember it clear as day, pressed the alarm bell because he fought them handcuffs. I was honestly going to kill me that day. And then all the gloves come. The glove that was on top of me, giving it to me. He started telling me, oh, fuck, to the other guys. Oh, fucking, pressed the alarm. And he strangled me, mate, yeah? He's like, I wanted to kill this cunt. Mate, it was the most mad situation I've ever been in. All the gloves come or healthcare come. Then the next morning, didn't think nothing of it. The governor coming in, he had his sleeves rolled up. Yeah? Didn't think nothing of it. He said, Mr. Simpson, I said, yeah, he said, you got to know him this morning. I said, yeah, you went, you got three assaults here on prison officers, very serious assaults. You're not one spark on the landing, on CCTV. I said, yeah, he went, but he seen, I seen my face like it's bad. He went, nah, you can have two options. I said, what state? He said, you can walk from here, go to reception and go home quietly or you can go leave here. I'll bring the police up and have you done for these assaults on these, on these prison officers. What one are you gonna choose? I looked at Mr. Murray and Mr. Murray was like, I was like, I'll go home quietly. He went, lucky for you and I'm done his sleeves and put his cufflinks on like he was gonna bang me as well. And then literally when I didn't even go on, I went straight to my mate's house. I looked in the mirror, I see my face. No, I'm not on, I saw my kid's life. I said, get a gun at, we're going there now. I'm gonna do one of the officers. Even what? I said, listen, if you love me, we're going in now, we're doing one of them officers. Trust me, I'm gonna shoot him on the doorstep. And that's what my kid's life. We got a gun, we went back to the prison. I was gonna wait for the officer to come out. I was gonna shoot him right and he's not, they battered me, they took the piss. We got to the prison. My brother's kid was on a last-port machine because he was born premature. And he said, are you sure you wanna do this? And I was like, I'm sure I'm gonna do this. He's like, Dan, you've got your own kids. You're gonna, my kid's now on the thing. And that's the only reason I didn't run my life that day because his kid was on a rent-name mission. Mad shit, ain't it? But do you think he would have killed you if he never pressed the panic button? Yeah, he was proper serious. Do you think that happens a lot? 100%. Kill kids, man, beat the fuck out of them and then say it's a suicide or they fail over the fucking... 100%. Yeah, easy. They can get away with it. Who's gonna go against them? There's no C3, there's nothing. Happens daily, mate. Farsome. I know kids that, guys that broke their arms, broke their jaws. Like, I see it all in Elmley. They used to put me in a block all the time for GOD, 30 days in a block. Literally, I would watch 10 officers run into a kid and this kid would be no bigger than a stick and they'd be jumping up and down him, smashing his head against the floor, whack, like, and you're like, how can you do that, bro? Even your worst enemy, like, you'd have a fight with them, you'll knock them out. You might give them a kick or something. You're not gonna start jumping up and down. That's just another level, do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, prison officers get away with some mad, mad shit. Like, honestly, like you can ask anybody, someone who's been to prison will tell you a mad story of what prison officers do to prisoners. 100%. But at the end of it, what will happen is the prisoners just got battered, will have to put in like pill forms and try and sue the police, but he won't get nicked for assaulting a prison officer. So he's the one bad one. So the prison officers get away with it because now he's getting in trouble for assaulting a prisoner when he actually done anything. He's probably got a bit cheeky, give a push or might a spat. But he's just fucking caved his head in. So yeah, my prison officers are like on another level. Yeah, so I'm gonna don't fuck about, what's the worst prison you've been in, Danny? What for? What was? Just a shithole at bullying and for screws and stuff like that. Screws? Probably bit the bellmosh. Yeah, that is a shithole in there, Dan. I had a woman in my face before and like, she was proper one in there. Like, I fight, like mad spitting everywhere. Like, I was like, I would spark you. Like, are you fucking serious, bro? Coming, you got right. I was like pushing, yeah, bellmosh was mad because they know they can just press that button. They're gonna have a dog come through that way, dog come through that way and 20 big fat geese of all army type was over and come. So yeah, bellmosh was a bit mad. I remember it went off with a couple of geese on the server before and the way they come and control the situation was a bit mad. Coming up to Christmas New Year, bro, you gonna finish your year out of prison and just stay there for 20, 20, 20. You laugh, mate, as if, yeah, but you're fucking always getting asshole. You're always in the prison. Do you know what I mean, like? No, I can't go to prison for Christmas on that. I've got to start it for my kids. Then January, just fuck shit up. Fuck shit up. Is that, what is your plans over going forward for the future? But I know you spoke about a book and, like, I say that it's still an interesting name. Danny Simpson, people know about it now, especially in London, like, you don't fuck about. But like I say, man, me, they were speaking, you're a good guy. You do good things that we don't speak about as well. Obviously, it's here and have a laugh. People like to hear about the nitty-gritty shit, but you're a good person, mate. You do, you're a bit of a clown sometimes, but who the fucks know? Do you know what I mean? You're still young, but for your future plans then, what do you see Danny Simpson doing? What, like, five years? Yeah, just carrying on with the business, kicking back, just providing for my kids. Literally. I do wanna, at Christmas this year, I do wanna go to a great home and shoot hospital, give loads of kids in there, all toys. And I will do exactly what I done last year by any women, single parents, pay if they kinda fall for their kids' Christmas, pay for their kids' toys, pay for heating for the house, like, help people, do you know what I mean? But yeah, because I've done the same last year for like, mum, single parents and that. Yeah, people message you as well, and they need money, and you send them money, mate, just to mad randles and think, what the fuck is he doing? Because you, do you know what it is? I get, you, cause saying that, like, if I put on my Instagram now, oh, whoever needs money, I'll give money, I'll have to fucking everyone, oh, I want money. But you know, when you look at someone, and then they, it's in depth, you can tell, do you know what I mean? Like, they're seriously struggling, like, you see videos of them and their kids, like, they're trying their best, like, how can I not give them a hundred pound, a hundred and fifty, ah, how not? Do you know what I mean? Like, it's mad, what am I gonna do? Gonna spend on a pair of trainers, or give it to that woman who's gonna go and literally put 50 pound on eating, put 50 pound in the food shop, and literally have 50 pound, like, I cannot not not do that, do you know what I mean? Yeah. Fuck that, bro. That's the Danny Samson alley, do you know what I mean? That's the one thing I do like about you, Danny. Like, yeah, that's it. Instead of cutting, yeah, that's soft person as well. You do good things. I know a lot of people who don't see that social media, I know you do that stuff. How many women last year, did I give like single parents money, and that's two? Yeah. That's a lot, like over 20 people, even like women that went to my kids' school, like kids go to my kids' school, do you know what I mean? Like, help, like, I'm not gonna expose them as though it is, but like, I have helped a lot of people, do you know what I mean? Even like a blue water, they do this thing every year, they do a tree, you go and pick up a star on a tree, and they say a kid's name in care or something, and they, and it's a kid's name. I will go in a Lego shop, I will get names, and go in a Lego shop, and buy them Lego, and then go and donate the presents, and then I'll put it on Instagram. Everybody come and do this. I will literally, James, no joke, last year, I went back into there four or five days later, there was not one name on a tree, but it's a big thing which is full of toys. Like that shit makes me smile, do you know what I mean? Because I will never see that kid, but I know in my heart, that kid opens something, and smiles on Christmas Day. Good man, Danny, bye. For anybody that's watching, that's maybe struggling with mental health, because I know you're all bad, always speaking about it frequently, but what advice would you have for them? Just tough times don't last, tough people do, but honestly, that is the best thing, like it doesn't last. Just get through it, just ride it out, go and talk to someone, open up, that is honestly the best thing, talking. You can't keep it in, you keep it in, you're gonna dwell, you're gonna stress. So open up, just go and tell whoever you trust, what your problem is. Danny boy, you know I love you mate. I love you too. I hope you bless you, and like I say, I hope you have a good Christmas and a good family and stuff in there. We'll do something in 2022. I'll definitely have tomorrow, Rhys. We're coming for you motherfuckers.