 So I think this gym was given the best overhaul and Diamond of Pearl all it was was a math quiz And if you got it wrong you went in the door and you fought a trainer No, is it in this one? I can't really demonstrate it because it's legitimate hardware So some of the 3d is wrong But the room was dark and you had to shine your flashlight on this so it's all spooky It's like a spooky maze, but we're gonna fight all the trainers so that we can level up I think we should be okay considering I don't think any of these ghosts have anything that's going to be strong against Dagger Aside from, I guess, pain split which could be pretty bad Psybeam, okay So there's gonna be a lot of special attacks going on Okay, there we go Which is a little scary, we don't have a lot of special defense Pokemon Yeah, we're absolutely fighting all the trainers, we gotta get that sweet XP One more level to haunter, hell yeah New Pokemon game, Fork and Knife, it is in Italy Can't wait for the Meatball and Spaghetti Pokemon How you get them to evolve is you have to have both together and then they become one Pokemon I am leaning more Umbreon just because having a tank is really good But I would not mind an Espeon or Flareon And I know Flareon is considered the worst But that's if we can't find any Firetypes Because Firetypes, although they added more in this game, they're a little rare So are Electric Types, which is very very sad that we lost our Shinks We can also get an Electabuzz, which is pretty good, even Unavall There we go, there's the Minimize, alright, this is gonna be rough Okay back, that's a strong move Okay, Drifloon is luckily not a strong attacker What's my favorite typing? I like Ghost, there's a lot of Ghost Types that I think are cool Gosh, this thing I remember the first time I fought Fantina in Diamond It just kept using Minimize and I could not for the life of me hit it I had to go back after I grinded a little bit and got my Staravia Aerial Ace Or I think either that or I got lucky and it stopped using Minimize One of those two things happened Alright, we're risking it, we're risking it for the bisking it We're gonna see if we can't pull up a Stockpile Stockpile, that's bad Stop Stockpiling please What if we confuse it instead? Rick is not dying today Hurt? Yeah, there we go Plus we got Night Shade, Night Shade's good, right? Do you think Gible will make it to the Elite Four? I hope so I sure hope so It's good to be safe Oh God, aftermath That is an ability that some Drifloons have Shit Moves like Explosion and abilities like Destiny Bond as Bannon I say it goes So if something is killed by Destiny Bond or Explosion Then it counts How do you have a level 23 Haunter? What? Hacks This Gym Trainer is a hacker They're using Action Replay No Wabafet Claws because there is no Wabafet in Platinum Luckily If there were I would seriously consider it I think Dagger's gonna be okay I'm also worried about Dagger but I think he's gonna be okay It's very strong Will I ever do Crap Guide to Racist 5e? Yes I am doing Crap Guide to 5e Racist What the hell was that? Dagger, you are a... Oh Holy shit Dagger's a true champ Oh my God Okay Oh Rick Gasly is evolving Luckily Okay Yeah, Dagger, what the hell? Were you slouching? Were you just chilling out or something? Just like, ugh, you can hit me It's fine God, Shadow Punch, yes, okay That's an at least better move than Lick I think, yeah, that might be worth renaming him the sword alone Jesus God, Dagger, you fucking scared the shit out of me Don't do that Almost lost the pseudo legendary Oh, yeah, we're swapping out Rick Rick's gonna be our head honcho now Oh, but he's not very tanky Thing is, Ghost is strong against Ghost So if they use a Ghost type and also Psychic There's quite a few Psychic moves in there Shield is still our tankiest 30 to 5 attack is not bad And he's also really fast He's the fastest on the team If he can get in and like, land an attack first We'll swap out the XP share Promote Dagger to Sword Mmm That being on one hit left? Yeah, alright, we're promoting Dagger to Sword Alright, let's go Oh, wait till he's evolved? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let him evolve first We still don't know Once he evolves, then we are in the safe zone I think there's a much lower chance of him dying Once he evolves So two more levels Alright We can wipe the floor with these Gasly We are evolved Shadow Punch Fuck yeah Eat it Eat it, Gasly Our sweet little cave baby's coming up in the world He's getting so strong By totally legitimate and legal software It's 3D is a little wonky So it, for example When you see them pop out of the Pokeball The Transparency is a little off Instead of being transparent, it just goes black So same thing with the Shit We just evolved Damn it Damn it That was my own My own arrogance I think Kite's a better option Just because she's tankier If only in defense Damn that sucks Yeah, so if we play this on a Friday We can find Drifloon Since it's a static encounter Spirit Tomb, we're not gonna find Because we can't go underground, unfortunately I think there's one more Oh no, it's her, okay We gotta grind We gotta grind Dagger has got to evolve Most of my starting party has died Yeah, the only ones left are Fork and Shield Well, actually, Doornob is still around Doornob's just uh He's reached his peak He's not gonna get much stronger, really You know what's funny is Ralts has a higher encounter rate Uh, at night Oh look, now I'm gonna encounter Every Ralts in the world Uh, great Yeah, you shit, Ralts You stupid bowl cut Looking, listen I'm mourning Stop making fun of me My ghost type Pokemon died Those trainers are all hackers They had a level 23 haunter So I'm willing to bet that their Pokemon Are juicing on some things Not gonna say what things, but I'm just saying those poffins Aren't just made from berries Why must the bodies pile up so fast We've lost two That's less than yesterday Oh, oh Oh, here it goes Oh, ass Dagger has gained Distance Okay, I have a question Why can so many Pokemon learn Toxic Just about every Pokemon can learn Toxic And I do not understand They got that Toxic Masculinity They're like, yo Where's all your muscles and shit To a male Gardevoir And then the male Gardevoir is like Oh yeah, and then the male Gardevoir He like kills them But destroys their brain The end Dagger has been graduated to Sword Shield has found his sword We have our sword and our shield We are unstoppable now Am I playing on a DS for legal reasons? Yes, I am I've wanted to own a cat on occasion But I think I'm fine with having no pets I would want to be in a better place Before I had a pet If I felt confident that I'd be able to take care of it I don't want to half-ass raising a pet Wish I would hope that I have moved out Of my parents' house Have my own place, have a stable income That I can have enough money To set aside for pet supplies Only then would I consider having a pet And even then, like I I have Batman syndrome Where it's like, I'm gonna outlive it Actually, let's grind I want shield to be a few levels higher No, kite is not shiny Platinum's just really dumb with how it colors gligars It looks like it's shiny But it's just a really bluish purple It's not, shiny is blue Am I gonna try Phoebas on Mount Coronet? No, partly because of the Nuzlocke rules But also mostly because I just don't like doing that I know she's got a drift bloom Or drift bloom Oh, she doesn't in platinum, interesting But her dress is fashioned after a drift bloom She's gotta have a drift bloom Wow, I guess she doesn't Wow, alright I guess because they lowered her level as well For this game, so that you can fight her as a third gym Okay, hello, Fantina Oh-ho! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho Finally, you have our lives And so it shall be That you challenge me But I shall win That is what Gym Leader does, no? Look at her, look at her, look at her! Dust goal, okay Dust goal Probably can't do much to us It's not a very offensive Pokemon So we're gonna take this opportunity to set up Stelfarok, if we bite We'd probably take it out No, because it's hanky It flinched though, that's good There we go, easy, alright Awesome, who eats? Miss ma- Oh, already, hum 35 special 39 special Yeah, we'll keep shielding, we'll keep shielding Eat rocks, ya witch! Yeah, a little bit of damage Goes a long way Tank it Okay, half health That's not- Shield is a beast Alright, alright Probably a fort sending out fork And intimidated, okay, yeah Unless it knows Shadow Ball But that's okay Because fork is a normal type No, that was specially offensive Haunter is not physically offensive Alright, great What? Sucker Punch works when you're asleep? No! What? Sucker Punch works when you're asleep? That's a bull! Okay Storm? Alright, alright It does have a high crit value But it does not do a lot of damage So the crit is- Fantina, why? Fantina, please Hypnosis has a 60% chance to hit That's still pretty good That's more than half C'mon Crit doesn't kill Yep, no, but it gets us pretty low Oh no! Oh no! Oh no, sword! Oh no! What did it cost? Everything He took a hit like a champ He stayed at 1 HP But now he's- Now he's gone Our only chance to defeat Cynthia is gone now Don't lose hope You are as sharp as the best of them Now what? I don't know what to do I don't know what to do now Oh no! It's you! Puffin! Can't be waiting again, Joseph Let's see how much tougher you and I have gotten Right here, right now Hey, you're a trainer now You expect to be ready for a battle No whining, no waiting Let's get the show started Shit! His star avias first No! God damn it, Puffin It's level 25, Jesus! We're screwed! Fuck! He probably can't one-shot us, we're too tanky Okay, double team, I'm okay with that We're in mourning, you prick! We'd probably use rock smash as well Let me attack Okay, half Alright, we can't risk it because a crit kills us Okay Let's try this We're just gonna stack the double teams That's what we're gonna do We're gonna leave it up to RNG If we have to give up somebody, we're giving up Belin Gum is not dying I refuse to sacrifice gum Okay! Well, please Roselia, alright Switch to shield We can tank whatever grass type he's about to use We can bite I prefer stun over poison I'm okay with this Could Belin deal with Roselia? I don't know I think he knows confusion I don't handle gum And it's lost all its double team stacks That's okay Plus stealth rock, alright That's okay, we don't need attack We have special attack Come on with that move, dude Ugh We're okay, endeavor can't crit We'll swap to shield And heal up gum We're coming back Runs not over yet, puffin, you son of a bitch Yeah, you thought I was gonna swap out This is for sword We're doing this for sword You caught me at a bad time, puffin I'm too angry to deal with you right now Gum, kill him Fucking murder him Do it for fork This is for fork Gum was the savior of this Yes, she's so mad She's so angry Hurt yourself, I dare you I double dare you Eat it, puffin Ugh That's what you get You killed my staravia, you bastard Ugh I think shield is the only one From the OG team left God damn it, puffin I think it's toga kiss time We need someone to carry on the legacy I think we're at a net loss now Alright omelette, welcome back Welcome back on the team That's the last of the cutlery, too We lost our fork and our dagger and our spork We have to stop using herbs Because we have two happiness-based Pokemon on our team Yeah, we do have to grind, unfortunately Much as I don't want to I hate grinding so much So either duskull or waltz Or chancy I would hope for either a waltz or duskull Oh, you know why the crit killed? I didn't think the crit would kill The damage was lowered by Intimidate Critical hits ignore stat boosts Or reductions Yeah, so even though It was lowered by Intimidate Crit's ignore that We lost sword and fork In the same like ten minutes If it's late, if it's late, go to bed Go to sleep, I would prefer you Take care of yourself rather than watch my streams I enjoy you watching my streams But you don't have to Fork liked bread He did Pokemon go to sleep Hey, duskull That's pretty good We got a duskull I'm okay with that There's still one more route we can encounter A waltz But duskull's pretty good too A premiere ball Well, alright Yes, we got a duskull and a premiere ball Yeah, Mr. Darksoul So he's rash and mischievous He's like, no, he makes rash decisions Because he wants to protect his friends Rick was mischievous Stop making your Pokemon so wholesome I can't I think we're gonna replace We're gonna replace kite or dewy Kite's fairly tanky and fast Sorry, Belend, you'll have your day one day Kazumuki, thank you for subscribing Welcome to the shit show You mean the crap show Hey, miss sword Shit, what do you want? Stupid Pokemon breeder Arm flexin' What are you even flexin'? You got noodles for arms Don't let anyone die while I'm gone Well, I can try my best I keep saying no one's gonna die But then people still die Puffin caught me off guard If I remembered Puffin was gonna show up I would have had Fork go up first Because I think my star avia can beat his star avia There's a lot that went wrong with that fight Because of the fact that I was not prepared Ah, you know what really sucks About losing sword as well As we lost the... Earthquake TM After this, I think I'm just gonna play like a regular I'm gonna play a real regular Game of platinum just to cleanse I am grinding, stop yelling at me chat Yeah, we're gonna be grinding quite a bit I think I want to get everyone to level 25 It's gonna be a long journey It's not even cooked It's just a steak that's soaked in water Alright I'm keeping an eye on it Hey, it's a Chansey That's a 5% encounter rate Okay, that's okay too It wants to kidnap Omelette and eat Oh no This Chansey wants to eat Omelette Stop her Okay, you're gonna have to chill out, Chansey You're... It's like, oh hey This Chansey's trying to be friendly It's like, hey guys She's trying to get close and pretending to be our friend So that she can get close to Omelette Chill out, Chansey, get out of here Looks like Mr. Darksoul actually doesn't like us Because he's actively avoiding the Stylist, look Look at that, oh, he's avoiding me Aw, man Mr. Darksoul Can you walk Omelette in that park in the heart home? The heart home part The part only works for very specific Pokémon I don't know that Togepi is one of them I love this Amity Square, you may go for a stroll with a cute Pokémon Oh, no I see, please come back All starters and evolutions And very specific cute Pokémon So I don't think It is in the front See? Yeah, you played yourselves chat, I know what I'm doing I might be dumb, but I'm not stupid Least favorite Pokémon type I like them all in their own way Probably Rock, I think Rock has the least amount of Pokémon That I actually like Favorite color, either red or blue Yeah, I know it's not It's shocking that it's not yellow I just think yellow is an underused color That deserves some love So I wanted to take it on As my, my identity color I'll be an advocate for fairy type I like fairy type I've got a soft spot for fairy type Holy shit Holy shit Holy shit Beborelle, chill out Do I prefer DM or player in D&D? Between the two, every now and then I flip between the two Sometimes I'll feel in the mood to be a player Sometimes I'll feel in the mood to DM What's my favorite style of music? Right now, electro swing I've been in the electro swing Or electro jazz binge For like four years now What programs do I use to record my vids in the like? I use stream labs To record videos on PC And I use Adobe Premiere Pro To edit them The worst thing I've done to my players The greatest thing Probably let their New solution that I didn't think of Be the right solution To fix, to Solve the problem The worst thing is not realizing that sooner Alright Okay this These pokes are getting real dangerous Am I on Team Aqua or Team Magma? Aqua for sure Here we see this Beast of a behemoth That controls the seas I'm gonna wrestle with it How do you feel about playing D&D characters that are Of a different gender, sexuality than yours? I think, indifference Your role playing as A character that's not you already So it's just an extension of that I have unfortunately Had the displeasure Of joining a game where I was Not allowed to play as a female character Because I am male And immediately I was like Yep, I can tell that this is probably not going To be a game for me and I left Before I even started The DM gave some really bad Excuses As to why And I was like That's dumb I'm playing a character That's not me, how come I can't make it a gender That's not me What would my evil team be? It would be Team Shield Oh no, no, no I did not realize it used Endeavor I hate Endeavor so much I hate Endeavor I hate it so much Remove Endeavor from the game please If we are Team Shield Would we use Shield on for our Pokemon? Yes Team Shield will have a lot of tanky Pokemon And the occasional sword Style Pokemon I think Team Sword and Shield is a little too long to say Unless... Playing teams is Team Sword and Team Shield Kind of like how Ruby and Sapphire are But then they team up together Where am I? Do you know where I can find In some precounts? Where's the prune juice? What is our crazy scheme to take over the world? Giving them swords and shields Before they're... No, giving them Pokemon When they're not ready so they can fight each other Oh! So, alright They're recruiting people so Team Sword Is trying to recruit people while Team Shield Is also trying to recruit people But then towards the end The legendary Pokemon is coming, right? It's like a Game of Thrones situation Where there's a bigger threat coming And they have to put their differences aside To fight the bigger threat Which is a legendary Pokemon that's going to destroy the world There you go There's your unique Pokemon story Set them apart from the other teams It's like a Pokemon that needs to be put back to sleep Like it's woken up But it's like it's really Irritated If not properly Put back to rest It will kill everyone Take this good rod Hey, we can go fishing now Okay, so we're going to get our first fish We're going to do some fishing Hit! Landed a Pokemon Duplicate claws does apply And it's a Magikarp Oh, it's level 20, perfect Okay, alright That's not bad That's the first level it gets What do we name her? We've got Mr. Darksoul and Miss Boatface Miss Boatface is the big strong GF Alright, thank you, Cleffa Thank you Thank you for the sweet kisses Yes, your sweet kisses are great Now die! There we go If I was a better Let's player I'd totally do a Let's Play of Flinno Oh, who's this? See ya Oh, thank god Okay, so this Is where we have the Pokemon Daycare And as per most Nuzlocs I am disallowing Pokemon Daycare For leveling up my Pokemon He will raise your Pokemon Look at them go, look at that bunny area Look at it! Solaceon ruins And there are nothing but unknown in here But there are also a bunch of items down here Oh, uh Alright, I guess there's an unknown That are high level So these unknown are going to be a little bit dangerous Because all they know is hidden power And hidden power Could literally be any type Alright, well, we know what we have to name it And a Thunderstone Alright, so we have all three EVs available to us Yeah Defog, the most useless HM Defog's a lot like Flash Where it's like, as long as you've got a map, you're good Yeah, I remember this Whenever I used to breed a lot of Pokemon I would ride the bike up and down this area All the time I hate that move, jump kick does so much damage Scyther, yeah The next area has Scyther and Ponita Both good options And then the area past that, there's Krogunk Which is a fantastic fighting type Alright, I'm okay with this It's a fire type everybody, we found a fire type Alright Fire horse is Trebian Although it does a lot of damage So I'm going to switch to gun Fire does cover the other six types Yeah, there we go Yeah, I really like Cynder, Cynder's nice I have a normal name for once We got a fire type everybody One of the five fire types in this game Alright, let's see, let's check her out Gentle nature Likes bitter food We're taking her, absolutely Who do we swap Yeah, Omelette Not been very useful I just wish she was We need the type coverage Yeah, this is when XP share is still a single Pokemon It's not every Pokemon Oh boy That's a Rapidash that is Holy shit Why does the Ponita do just as much damage as Rapidash Kite, get in there Tank, please Okay, so you're going to use a special attack now Alright, great Everyone's out, everyone's just out to kill you in this game Everyone's a mean Everyone's a very mean That trainer must be Gordon Ramsay He yelled at his ponita so bad To get better than now Now it's a Rapidash at half the level Do I have an HM slave? No Unfortunately Oh, Steelwing, that's good Ah, we could have given Ah, pork We could have given that to fork I'll give it to Kite I'll save it Somp Flinch? Yeah That's my girl Boxing match when? I don't know Ben's pretty tall, I think I think he could beat me up Ben is like Six foot something I'm not doing my Pokemon any favors by ruining its memory Like this, wow I can't be wallowing around forever Move on and turn the page Hang in there, Roughneck We're already caught a dust goal So I don't think we can catch any Pokemon in here Yeah, Gasly Rest in peace, Rick Gasly He was no stranger to love We knew that he was different from any other guy He just wanted to tell us how he's feeling Trying to make us understand He was never going to give us up He was never going to let us down He was never going to run around and desert us He would never make us cry He would never say goodbye He would never tell a lie and hurt us He did make us cry Give me repels I require repels 88, I can buy 88 repels I can buy 49 super potions I require 10 super potions Thank you I have 11 great balls, that's enough I have 8 regular balls I require 10 regular balls Thank you What about your friend? What is your friend selling? I require things Duskball I will require 5 Duskballs Thank you Duskball is nice That is all I am not Jo-Kat I am Jo-Kat's Middle Eastern cousin Jo-Kat I am here to play Pokemon Go, Mr. Dark Soul You must kill Bonsley Use your Shadow Snake Shadow Snake Goom, use Water Pulse Good That is why I call you Goom I call you Goom Because it reigns sort of Maybe with good Seal Nugget No, I keep Nugget forever I give Nugget I give Nugget to Goom Because Goom is good Good girl I give Mind To Shield Because Shield is smart I give Fire Stone No, I give Or the Key Stone To Kite So she may play with Now all is happy All have items All happy Good Alright, good Great, don't flinch Don't burn, don't crit Don't do anything I am very sad Can we not contain The single ghost type? Can we not save The single ghost type? Run is cursed by syrup That bastard Syrup