 Can't say that they're just good for cooking and cleaning. OK, I 100% disagree with that. And I think it's fucking pretty ignorant for you to say that, man. You need to. Man, are we live? 38 countries. Episode 100, but 20 of this season. But overall, it's episode 100, man. Holy fuck, that's a long time. That's a lot of time, man. It's like a 75 hours. Yeah, because remember the first episodes were like half an hour to 40 minutes? Yeah, maybe. So it's probably like, I reckon if I had to guess, I'd say 70 hours worth of 70. 70 is good. I'm going to go like 88. No, that's the crazy 88. If someone the first season was all like half an hour episodes, I know, I think that's 40, 40 episodes. I can't believe they were half an hour episodes. That's like, it seems outrageous. Now we struggle to squeeze everything in an hour now. Do episode 100 is a fucking big episode, right? Well, we're going to try and make it big. We are trying to organize a zoom call with Pritchard from Dirty Sanchez. I don't know if you guys know who he is. He's someone that Michael and I watched a lot growing up. And we've been messaging him on Instagram. We're trying to tee up an interview, but it's in two days time. So we don't know yet if it's going to be in the podcast because we don't know how to film zoom calls and chill like that. And something might happen. It's been rescheduled a few times already. So it might not be in this episode, but I think it will be. So there's that. Oh, man, wouldn't it be nice if it all worked out? P01 boxing. There's a fucking Arnold Fein prank call. There's fucking holy shit, man. It's sort of just like a regular podcast. It's just a normal episode. There's nothing special about it. No, fucking Pritchard is fucking sick. Yeah, Pritchard, man, that's going to be fun. Like, if that doesn't work out, it's going to be so shit now. It's just a normal podcast, especially since we've talked about it now. I feel like it doesn't happen. That would be shit. Like, that would be so disappointing for everyone who's seen to this right now. It's going to be so. Can I just say, last week's podcast, I spent out for a day, right? And it's already like 800 fucking comments. And, man, I read them all and fuck, I love you fucking dogs. And sorry for eating into the mic last episode. Yeah, so many people. Why did you have no idea that it was that fucking annoying? Because you're chewing the laws. Yeah, I thought it was like hot. I thought you should love that when you eat berries. It's cute. I don't know. I think that that would be a very thing. And he looks at them in people to just have a thing with sound. Yeah, well, I fucking hate hearing people eat, too. But I don't know. Maybe I'm immune to you. You are. Yeah. Being around you so much. But we better do sponsors because it's early on in the fucking podcast. Well, what happened last week? What have we done with our lives? We have to get do this to do them fucking. They can fucking wait. OK, well, I had a quiet weekend. What did you do? I played fortnight. Yeah, I also just had a quiet weekend. You saw Mon's bloody parents on Saturday night and fucking. Yeah, I fucking I played FIFA and then you challenged me. And we're going to play it tonight. I'm getting good at FIFA and yeah. What video is out right now? What are we fucking posting? Oh, we're the fucking on the website right now. The season finale of the Tim and Calvin saga is out. It's like this weird fucking storyline. It's some of our best work, I'd say. Like, seriously, some people love it. Some people that's never seen it. We don't know what social media videos are right now. But I think it could be. I don't want to say in case we haven't done it yet. And Julian case, Julian's listening. So I'm not even going to fucking tell her terror could be. We did that. Well, that's for the website. Yeah, is that for the website? We built a tower out of bricks and Michael's front yard. And whoever got the tallest in five minutes, one. And the loser had to get the shit tickled out of the dog. And so I fucking tied him up and tickled him and fucking. I wanted like something way more disgusting, but he wouldn't allow it, tickling. I fucking hate getting tight fucking Julian's spray. Julian's sprayed this shit out of him with fucking spray. He's never going to be able to get that off. But anyway, so that's the fucking our lives so far. And fucking, yes. All right, the sponsors. I'm interested if Manscaped even listened to these. I don't think that they do. That is fucking fucked. Can't you've got a fucking fetus in your mouth right now? Oh, my God, he's looking for a little hole to bury it in. Oh, it's gurgling around in his mouth. That's thick. Shoal, put it on the end of your fucking lips like you do. Oh, you're a fucking dog. You're a sick fucking. Here's his golly bottle. Everyone listening on Spotify, you've got to see this. He's got a fucking bottle. Fuck off. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I can smell it. A bottle full of spit and shit. Oh, it's so bad. It's so bad. Oh, my God, he's such a strange smell. Yeah, it's so different, isn't it? It's just so different. Yeah, I smelt it about three weeks back and it was quite horrifying. If you're listening on Spotify, you're not really missing out. You don't want to see that. It's a I don't even know what color you'd call that. Oh, there's a fly in there, too. The fly, it's that would have been the worst death. Oh, oh, my God. Imagine drowning in that. It's making me gay, thinking about it. Imagine being in a pool of that and drowning because you use the so sticky it just kept you sucking you down. And the fucking smell would kill you. Every breath would be toxins. And then imagine you finally you're trying out of air and then you have to inhale and you inhale that fill your lungs with that fucking golly liquid. Oh, God, I. You know, anyway, this podcast is proudly brought to you by Manscaped. 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And it's just and just shit that we want to post that we can't post the social media because it would get deleted and we would ruin our careers. So it's just some fucked up shit on there. All right. And there's like, literally, I fucking hang out with. I hang out with fucking my supposed fans. What do you mean, supposed fans? They are your fans. They're my friends now, dude. I am. Michael's on the discord like literally every single night. So have you become a premium and you can join the discord? And Michael talked to you for six hours a night, every single night. And, you know, you can join for 21 days of free trial and you can see if you like the content. You know, just it's fucking links in the description. Anyway, let's fucking move on. All right, Matt, you fucking fuck you. You fucking you are disgusting. You fucking rot. You are right. Worse than that. Oh, man. Clearly not. Oh, fuck, dude. Come on. Stop that. We've had our first fucking. It's happening, by the way. Our podcast is is growing and we love it. Every single video we post is demonetized. So we don't make any money from this. So please show your support by giving a big old thumbs up and a cheeky little comment if you can't. If you don't want to subscribe to the website. OK, just comment the best or episode 100 or something. Just something. All right. And don't forget to fucking subscribe. Now, yes, that was that. Well, that's what I was going to talk about last week. Matt, Matt is going to start on only fans and fuck me. There was some comments saying only fans. Can we? Can we? We'll just do you come in next next week. You come in early. We'll do whatever time you come in. We'll take a few fucking photos. Nothing like raunchy. Just you want to dress. Maybe you put. Oh, I'll get a dress with you and shit. We'll do it. We'll do it with you. We'll take some photos with you. And then we'll fucking start Matt's only fans. And we don't want to like we don't want to rip. It's not going to be crazy sex shit. It's going to be more flirtatious. Yeah, just provocative images. Yeah, we'll do it. Call it suggested. Suggestive sex art. Now we want to leave it to you guys. What do you what price do you guys think is fair for Matt Brown's only fans? Should we just have it free and just just to start with just to get some fucking just to show you guys what's going to be on there? You reckon maybe free or you guys think like two, three dollars is fair. Like, what do you reckon? Just comment what you reckon. And remember, we want to try and get Matt to make this his full time fucking job. Fucking that's fucking like we want Matt to be only 20 cents. That's like a dollar, two dollars would be nice. And then like once you get 500 people, do you sit? Well, he can start, you know, playing with his little dot, his little brown and start milking himself on camera. And then the price would go up, obviously. Maybe the options there. Maybe I can go pro diary adventure. Yeah, we are exactly right. See Matt Brown's escapades live. So let us know in the comments how much you think Matt Brown's only fans should be everywhere. And if this this momentum continues, we will start on only fans with Matthew Gregory Brown next week. Holy fuck, that's exciting. Gregory Brown. But you know, it's not as exciting and kind of fucking fucked. Can't you fucking diary entries, man? I like him. I'm turning. I'm going to fucking try and change. You will regret saying that. You being disgusting. I think it's hot. I think you're going to regret saying that after this particular diary adventure. I think it shows confidence. Who does that shit? Not normal. So like he's very ballsy. He's outside the box taking hardcore risks. Some people go to prison for that shit. I'm still questioning the reality that I'm in. And because I black out and I don't remember any of this, I think that Marty's controlling the strings. And it's not. I don't know. I feel like I'm plugged into a machine. It's fucking safe. That is a very, very puppet master thing to say that he thinks it's someone else's. He's being the puppet master. You know what I mean? The fact that he said that. Well, I think it's cool. Like not many fucking dudes go out and fucking do that shit. Well, you are. It's considered disgusting and creepy. I think it takes fucking guts to do it. You know why you are going out and doing what you want, you know? And getting what you want. And props to you for that. Get on with it. Props to you for going out and knowing what you want and going for it. That's impressive. I'll give you that. You know what? Fuck it. I love this. And you're doing the right thing. I'm fucking all for it. I'm going to start doing that shit. You've just changed my mind. You've inspired me. You've changed my mind. I'm all for it. This is good. Everyone should do this. Anyway. Let's start with our diary and cheese and then we'll get on to the fucking thing in the fucking corner. I'm going to go and say it's the legend in the corner. Story number 119 from Michael Corey Brookhouse. Today I finished my experiment 21 days without sharing and I was able to squeeze enough grease out of my head to cook some sausages. There's a crust under my foreskin and I found a dead bird in my jeans. It's fucked because like that's happened. It's sort of real because there is literally a dead bird like in my bird part outside. Yeah, this is all very accurate. I've got all these crusts over there. And what was the first thing? Grease out of your hair to cook sausages. There's enough grease in there. Yeah, you could cook anything. Diary entry number 89 from Marty. Today a girl two years below me poured chocolate milk into my school bag. I asked her to stop but she started a chant calling me a germy German. So even some of the younger teachers joined in and it was a pretty good day. They're good days to you. School's pretty rough. German Marty. Diary entry number 69 from Gillian James. Tennyson Woods from Ashgrove. 460 till I die. Fuck off. I wrote two new rap songs today. They were crisp bars and the lyrics are mad. There's this chick that's new in my class and she's hot as fuck. I'm thinking about stabbing her. Oh and my mate who knows this guy who used to be a bike he reckons he can get me a taser. Gonna fuck with all the nerds later boys. Are you? That is fucking exactly. I wouldn't expect anything less. That's fucking Gillian right there. That is Gillian. This shit. Nah it's still that fucking solid. Where's my gas going now? I never fired anymore again. For fuck's sake. You had to go and get the golly bottled in your mat. Oh my god. Oh my god it reeks. There's so much fucking phlegm. That's gonna be full one day. Oh yeah well that's the plan. What if that was like a new mixture for poison gas and we're going down slowly. Dude yeah it feels like you're doing damage every breath. Eating in the inside of your lungs. It just sniffs heavily. Anyway sorry I'm fucking obsessed over that thing. All I do is fucking try and bring it into my life and show people it. I'll stop for a bit. Should we sell it? Who wants it? Anyone wants it? Comment your opinion. If Donut Films isn't up there with the highest bid I'd be shocked. We'll send it to you. If you want to damage your address we'll send it to the first address we see. I'm gonna keep it though. We'll wait till you're done with it. We should put some loads in there. No I want to try and keep it all flam. It could have a cum bottle. That's a great idea. Isn't that fucked how much spit comes out of you. Okay so the chunks are this. This is all water. This is all water. From one sickening thing to another. Diary entry number 1322 from Matthew Gregory Brown. I placed the ice cubes straight onto my sweltering nipples. The heat from my body was intense and the ice cubes melted within seconds. I moved silently through the house. I only knew the basics of the layout from my months of observing from the outside. I knew she was having a bath upstairs and I had to see it. I passed a kitty litter tray and scooped the feline feces out and snacked on them as I crept up the stairs. I got to the top of the stairs and heard some gentle splashing from the bathroom. My little brown edged me closer and closer to the bathroom door until I was right next to it. The door was slightly jarred and I took a moment to close my eyes and take a deep breath to compose myself. I slowly moved my head closer to the door until my right eye can see through the gap. There she was. Submerged under the water except for her head, which was rested on the end of the bathroom she had her eyes closed. I fight to hold back my screams and I feel my sack starting to churn with foamy ejaculate. I stick my head further into the bathroom and my head presses against the door. It creaks. I immediately retract my head as I see her eyes open. I press my quivering body against the wall next to the door and cum flows generously out of my little brown. After a short time I regain my nerve and slowly peek through the door again. Her eyes are once again closed while she bathes. I take this opportunity to scrape my brown mints from my nappy. It's hot in my palm and I can see my sperm wriggling desperate to locate an ovary. In one smooth motion I fling my spunk at the bathing woman and it splatters on her neck and the side of her face. The slap of my hot jeez shocks her into action and she sits up trying to locate the source of the spray. Before she could see me I had moved my head out of the way and I was silently moving back down the hallway and down the stairs. I was overcome with joy. My mission was a success. My brown mints will find a way to inseminate her. I hear her getting out of the bath upstairs as I slide back out of the window in which I came. I float home on a cloud of euphoria. Next time maybe I will say hello. She will be harboring my young soon and I will finally be a father. I will finally be a father. Imagine breaking in to some strange girls fucking house. Flicking commoner. Flicking your jeez on her. That is impressive. That's horrible. That is pretty cool. You didn't get caught on that one. And that's like, yeah, your sperm sounds like there's something wrong with them. I'm just giggling around. I'm pretty sure you'll be able to see them under a microscope. But we won't talk about that. Let's move on. You fucking legend. I'm coming around. I'm going to need a bit more time. And I'm hoping that it doesn't scale and get worse. I'm coming around. Michael is as a full blown erection right now. So, you know, I think maybe we're all a bit more similar than we like to be. No. Questions. Remember, guys, if you want us to answer your questions, all you got to do is comment on the YouTube, right? And then, if you want to read through the questions, have a scroll of the ones you like the most, give them a like, because we read out the questions that are the most liked ones. And I know sometimes we might miss your question even though it's the most liked, but sometimes that's because we give a really fucked up answer and we can't put that in. Yeah, there was one from last week or a couple. So, just ask it again. Because if it's a good question, it'll be well liked. So I'm going to be like, oh, you didn't ask my question. Just ask it again, alright? And we will fucking get there eventually. We fucking, God, I love you fucking cunts. Can I have a chocolate? Matt's going to have a drink. I thought the spit was coming my way. Alright. First question is, I'll start with the most liked one. 35 likes. Fucking hell cunt, that's like more people. It comes from brand man triple three. What is on all of your bucket lists? So, I guess just one thing off your bucket lists that you haven't done yet from each of you. I want to be around to see an alien. Oh, that is good. I want to be around to see an alien and I want to man, I want to I want to This one's fucked up, but yeah and this is yours as well. I want to find a dead body like a fucking person hanging in the forest. Oh, why so specific? Okay, decomposing body. Maybe someone murdered or something? Michael's obsession with this started ever since we found that raped man all those years ago and now he wants to step it up and find a corpse to fuck. You want to find one too? Remember when everywhere in forest we always say dude how sick would it be if we found a dead body right now? Think about the movie stand by me classic. You want to be those kids I want to be a kid again and I want to find a dead body so bad that's my bucket list doesn't have to be a suicide I prefer a murder, okay? That's not being fucking I guess people get murdered and bullshit like that. There was that boy that by Byron Bay and his last cellulite thing was in the forest near the beach and they never found him Shark? Byron Bay? Maybe, possibly, or they found somebody I think they found his heart in the bush Land shark which is a nickname for a pedophile a boar I wouldn't mind owning a farm of a thousand dogs and having like maybe a crown of some sort being like some sort of king to the dogs. I want a quarter pipe a fucking do like I want a property where I can have my own quarter pipe half pipe or quarter pipe so I think they call it quarter pipe I don't know, I can't remember the lingo I want that, what the fuck did you say? and maybe cut what I said but leaving this discussion I didn't hear it, where was it? What else? I've never even thought about it, eh? Skydiving? I've done that That shit man, let's do fucking something sick let's go fucking rob a bank or some shit can't imagine the rash can't get a chance with me looking in get a van drive it straight through the fucking it would be fun a rush when we're like fucking 75 nearly dead and then when you're fucking you succeed, you get a bit more money and you fail you go to jail for the rest of your life who cares, you get fucking three meals a day you get fucked in the ass and you get a nice roof over your head sounds alright Ben you're old, you're fucking it's done, you're finished then exactly, so nothing matters bank fucking dead body what's yours Matt? I just want you guys to respect me Matt come on, something realistic that was your that's what you do when you start laughing and I've always got this table in front of me alright whoa can you throw me that pad no, the green pad that I put up there before with the postie notes on it no, not that no, yep, that, thank you see that that's all fucked now great question fuck, but yeah aliens, I want to see some fucking aliens we're gonna go hunting later this year we're going hunting later this year, you're coming we might even bring the cracker milk crew because they're a bunch of aliens too they love aliens too oh, shout out to them, doing so fucking well I saw one of their videos today and I pissed myself yeah, they fucking go fucking watch cracker milk the guy who edits Connor, our podcast that's his channel, we love him and he used to work for us and they're struggling now YouTube's on tour, you get to level in social media and shit starts getting deleted and YouTube doesn't like how big you get, so the shit's getting removed so going up before it gets deleted fucking, it gets more and more sensitive and fucking PC there's shit's buying and it's just deemed offensive and then bang you wait man, this podcast I'm calling it now, when we get to a certain size there will be fucking problems with YouTube deleting our shit and age restricting our shit, you fucking watch every year that goes by we're gonna lose more and more freedom of speech this podcast will not exist within 20 years there'll only be 15 words to choose from in which we have to construct sentences and communicate with and you'll have to make sure that you use the word identify with that word before you say that Matt? let's move on to the next question before we get off track anyway, fuck you not you Matt, just fucking that was like a fuck you to I'm so excited for Matt Brown's only fans, next question next question is from Gargoyle Jones yes, I love this guy does Marty have any sisters and does she like big boys? I've got an older brother Robbie's 35 that was the second most art-like to question maybe it's because it looks like I would have a really hot sister German I wonder if you would have a hot sister I think that she would be like me so yeah, it should be pretty hot maybe taller and stronger as German women are you've got a nice face a feminine version of you Germans are like spiders you know how the females are really big that's what it's like in Germany I can't get rid of this guy next question is from Clissa Adams fuck everyone has a food that makes them poo themselves so obviously you shit quicker or faster or more what is it for you guys? coffee, cocaine any sort of stimulant really gets the bloody blood flowing and the shit pouring off coffee and coke does it but we don't do coke anymore food though foods prunes prunes do that but not immediately there's nothing that makes me shit instantly do you do solid poo-poos on prunes? no sloppy-doppy is that a good name for a new video? sloppy-doppy instead of sticky, you have sticky-bicky and sloppy-doppy when you're asleep, if I come over and you're asleep I'm gonna pull that on your head and turn it into a video I'm gonna be there wait till it's full that would get removed from social media if I did that man, I'm getting sick I'm sick my wife is sick sick okay, next question what was that one again? what makes a shit? that was so well-liked next question is from Neil Dyson has anyone ever said that Michael looks like David Guetta? I don't know what he looks like I remember I was buying something from a 7-Eleven ready for a night out and about for fun and some chicks at it he looks like David Guetta just fucking ruined the night I don't know what he looks like what does he even look like? you've got like who is that fuckwit that we hate? Will Sparks everyone said remember when we were at his show everyone was coming up to me thinking I was Will Sparks it was so fucking weird have you guys had any problems with being overrun with mice in your area? do you guys know what this person is talking about? yeah, isn't there some mice plague in the Middle East? yeah, there's a mice plague in New South Wales and it is horrifying really? to the point where you'd be driving down the highway and it'd be like crackling like rice bubbles oh my god, we have to go there oh fucking oath we do wait, wait, wait there's no land, it's just mice what the fuck we should go there? yeah, I want to see that when we get off the podcast we'll have a look dad drove to Canberra recently and he said on the way down he said he didn't go near the areas but even some of the outer areas were still covered that would be so shit imagine they're just fucking sprinting around your house oh, that's what's happening oh, yuck this guy goes down his land with a torch and he just goes across the front air of his farm and there's just thousands of them sprinting climbing over each other videos when we finish the podcast why is there so many of them all of a sudden? there's a plague just stop we need another bushfire if I send you guys both a pair of tight boxing shorts will you get Mu-Tai kicked for a video? yeah, of course we've done the MMA shit the kicks aren't the worst there might be some Mu-Tai guy out there who kicks harder and stronger but yeah, the kick's like the liver hits and the hits to the head are worse than a leg kick, you can live with a leg kick you can't live with a brain dead next question is from guys, what's your favorite episode out of the 100? good question that's a tough one because sometimes they roll into one the end of last season there are a couple of rippers and the prank called the storyline or the butcher really was fucking, I was loving that that was a good time so I reckon episode number like 30, fucking 6 or something 37, 38 last season when the butcher fully lost his shit that was fucking that made my heart sing in Spanish yeah, okay yeah, I liked that yeah, the things in general were good fucking Julien Julien, come here bro come here bro, come on episode 100 episode 100, give him a fucking wave he walked in and scared me so much just reading your diary before drop a few fucking beats drop a few fucking beats spit some rhymes come next question is from from Dost Tapp Michael, could you talk about the time you pulled your big toenail off or the first time? no, you talked about you've talked about it before, you didn't do it last week but what was going through your head when you put it off? yeah, the very first time, it wasn't even on camera Michael used to do it on a it's like a party trick you go out, you want some attention you want to impress some girls we didn't even know that that would be something that would go viral Fallon was like you can rip a toenail and I was like dude, we're filming it and then it fucking took off from there, come on suck it, you're a dick, you can't come on, you can't next question Julien deep-throated Dildo that was hot next question is from Wooli's or Coles, quickly Coles, I like that I used to work at Wooli's for about 10 years but fuck off I like the layout at Wooli's sounds like they're behind you go to the fucking section where you think something is and then it's like it's in some other fucking random section that you would never even fucking think to just put the shit where it belongs categorize your shit better, cunt I could not agree more I love the quality that Wooli's has but Coles has the best layout I've ever seen and Wooli's makes sense I like the nut selection of Coles and the fruits Wooli's doesn't have like blackberries and shit it's like you fucking shit sort of dog I used to work at Wooli's bone one down I would never ever recommend that this was another large like question as well it's from Steve Brown, not related to me have you guys ever had a fan or fans turn up to your house and how did you react? I had a bunch of kids rock up on trick or treat night, Halloween yeah but fans though? yeah well they were just like little fan girls and I just gave them there was like ten of them all came at once and I think a parent yelled out at you we're gonna come by yours on Halloween and I was like you told me to expect some people I didn't have any candy so I just gave them a bunch of like hot cum these things they're like Pringles cans that open up and a snake flies out one hit a kid in the eye no I didn't hit a kid in the eye but gave them a bunch of friskin but no we've never really had like a fan rock up thank god and yeah I guess like out of common sense shit, decency! yeah don't do that I don't really want fucking people rocking up here but if you see us at the shops come and say hi, come and have a chat we can talk there but Michael needs alone time sometimes to cry yeah fill up this thing fill up his golly jar did you see that? next question is from Victor Calvo have you ever been kicked out of the same place more than once in a short period of time yeah we've been kicked out of many places multiple times used to be the victory hotel in Brisbane when I was a young young man getting all fucked up on fucking cheap Thursdays fucking $3 basics yeah I'd get fucking kicked out for pulling my pants down while dancing on the stage and then I would run around the side and I would fucking jump that fence over and over and over again and they would fucking have to hunt me down and kick me out many times multiple times God that was good yeah they were the dads karaoke god damn yeah we always just pull our pants down and we never when we wanted to leave a venue we never ever said oh let's go to the next venue we'd always be like alright let's leave and we'd always leave by getting kicked out even at the casino and shit after a while the security guys just knew what we wanted and they were like do you want us to go out or are you just going to leave like they would literally just talk like that to us by the end of it because we would do it so frequently yeah and I've got two health questions ones from Marty Marty was from Jaden Milton Marty why do you have cold showers what's the benefit there there's many many health benefits of cold showers but where do you fucking begin it's good for your immune system it's good for the skin I just like the the mental battle that you have to go through because it gets easier now I can fucking dip into any ice bath any cold showers step straight in no fucking worries brother and I used to be such a bitch with cold water when you put my toes into the waves as they're breaking and fucking summer run back to my mom and she put sunscreen on my back really thick next question and then one was for Michael from Noah jasik jasik jas anyway he really wants to know and understand why you don't eat carrots I got a bunch of testing done that shows you what foods are fucked with you and he's intolerant nectarines carrots caffeine yeah what a weird weird and garlic I fuck off garlic because I'm having garlic it's in everything it's so shit because garlic so healthy as well I need to go and do that test because I bet you I've got a bunch of shit that makes my guts and I used to smash carrots as a kid so fuck that that might be why you had so many carrots your body said fuck off can't too many carrots my mom used to say if you had carrots it made you see better yeah what the fuck is with that why do parents say that and drink your milk it'll make your bones stronger no it doesn't milk does not make your bones strong it's fucking bad bloody bloody bloody man fucking yeah stupid nutritional fuck with pyramids that we grew up listening people had no idea back then come dude they still don't fucking have any idea they pretend they don't so fuck you yeah but people have a much better idea now what's fucked and what's not we were growing up in a really fucked time man sugar we eat everywhere dairy like just cereal fucking hell cereal for every morning for years there's not one cereal that's fucking healthy for you you cannot tell me one mat so fuck off fuck off fuck off iron man it's so bad we pixies even shit I don't eat breakfast anymore breakfast is for fucking my man man alright that's question time okay we did it alright let's move straight right wrong alright let's get the over with alright so Nolzi is putting up a fight alright Shannon Nol if you first time listener we're trying to get a video from Shannon Nolzi this hunt and he's fucking we got everyone commented on his last post we saw thank you everyone for doing that we're gonna keep pushing we're gonna keep nagging the fucking dog so again Julian's got his dick out I'm sorry it's exciting it's a dildo so if you're hearing this again I thank you we thank you very much for commenting last time go and do it again okay we need to nag this dog till he fucking wakes up who's like what's that little idea that comes to your head you think fucking Shannon Nol would be on this straight away it's unbelievable who's someone else we can get Julian yeah I know we will continue to work on Nolzi but Julian who else who can we fuck with in Australia come on Julian name and name Aussie celebrity 5 4 3 2 1 Bindi Irwin Bindi Irwin that's not bad alright I'll send her a DM after Nolzi and people will bring in the suggestions good work Julian what's something fucking don't worry we'll get it guys so keep pushing alright this is a hard hunt it's a tricky little fucking hunt he's fucking burrowed his way underground he's the big log on top and we're gonna put our little fingers down and dig it out a bit more and then grab the cunt by the scruff of the neck and pull him out and fucking twist his head till his neck snaps and then we'll take a fucking video of him we gotta ask him if his fucking car is big black it's just a metaphor for that oh I see it's a hunt you know it's a hunt so we'll more on that next week alright but keep fucking pestering the dog cause we will be so let's pester him together alright you can't ignore this forever count alright next segment we have we got Germans and we got Presidents alright let's open some gifts we you guys have been sending some shit into PO unboxing time if you want to send us anything we open everything live on the podcast right here is the PO address okay you send whatever you want okay and we'll open it and play with it or whatever and we have a whole table full of shit and we have three things here that we're gonna open and just see what fucking happens alright yeah we got a few things so even if you've sent some shit like weeks ago it's probably on that table so don't stress alright we'll get to it alright this is for oh my god this is for Yulia Yulia 69 Minjwe come here Yulia oh it's perfect oh no oh my god oh my god dude this is the fucking best it's weed I was literally just fucking all out oh that's for me too Marty and Michael but on the back it says oh it's from Yulia oh maybe it's actually her name was Yulia do you want to read that out loud for us Yulian clang clang clang love the podcast cunts hope you enjoy some backyard clang clang it surely has to taste better then pubes hashtag bro human shit at the coin car love from poida you fucking legend dude oh my god that's nice thank you thank you so much that's what we fucking want we asked and we received dude this is yeah this is like man that's the best thing we've ever been sent apart from the shit that time so we're literally like lowest fuck yeah yeah fucking oh wow it's gonna be a good night fucking gonna be a fucking good night the day be far tonight Yulian alright this is from Laura I don't know if she wants me to say her last name so I'm not going to this is from Laura to the best man that would be us dearest Marty and Michael thank you and your videos for coming into my life making me laugh hard except the corn vid you sick dogs I'll send this present in for Michael but in reality it's for it's for all for you Marty go easy on him love from Laura from the UK Laura you're a fucking legend it's got cow wrapping paper it's got cow wrapping paper Julien's excited because he's undoing the weed it's like Christmas every fucking podcast day oh my god it's a cow out feed yes is it a onesie Michael's gonna wear and I'm gonna fuck him wait wait your break gets to fucking here we'll get some scissors we'll open it up common sense no time oh wow oh look at this this is lovely bikinis and everything oh it's a sexy little cow bikini dude Michael you can wear that in the only thing dude this is Michael will be wearing this in Matt Brown's only it's only fair you should I don't want it's for you but it's for me you're in it Michael will be wearing this in the Matt Brown only fans just give me fucking a couple weeks I gotta fucking go to the gym you can be side on we can accentuate all your good qualities focus on your long slender legs you can be side on and stuff we'll start the only fans I'll wear this so you're listening to this right now the only fans hasn't started yet but next week next Monday the only fans will be live on Matt Brown's just comment tell us what you think is a fair price okay there will not be any fucking nudity or anything on there it's just gonna be seductive sexual art photos I'll get naked for Julian will get naked for Matt Brown's only fans there you go fucking great present by the way this is this is what I'm talking about this is you get a bit of medicine and then a fucking sexy costume man who the fucking that's raised the bar to raise the bar right up man and now a fucking ladder I saw your podcast when the person sent a photo of Adolf and I was fucking surprised and speechless laugh my ass off from that photo can you give my mate Jackson a shout out because I want to surprise him on his birthday love you from Kizzo Jedizik alright shout out to fucking Jackson Jackson G mate happy fucking birthday happy birthday mate and you fucking you sick fucking fuck why I don't know just because he watches the podcast thanks to the letter is there anything else no just the letter and the picture of different alright it's different alright Connor can you because they flag videos now for that is hate speech see how hard it is so we had to just bleep the word and Connor obviously bleep every time I say it if you could I won't say a person's name you can't say anymore they're raising this is fucking oh my god I'm not I'm staying out one more one more letter alright you have to play the game shout out to Jackson G alright oh fucking here we go another bloody no Michael is I'll leave this to you dear Marty and Michael please code my hidden message only take five minutes thanks or feel and dunk it doesn't take me five let's PS let's fuck one day both Marty and Michael alright so we got we got a coded message alright so here's the it looks exactly the same as the fucking what I got Michael's becoming a code breaker you can have a job at the CS of I after this should we do one more it's a tight fit isn't it actually no didn't you shit on this seat I don't know there's just shit there's a fine dust of shit 100th episode would I ever sit on don't fucking touch me stop fucking your fucking arm over there look where it is look my eyes come under my arm can't believe someone sent us weed that's beautiful you can see the crystals on what do we got here oh my god it's gone goon look it's called it's nearly busted open it's called goon a it's an Australian company that has premixed goon sacks like you know how back in the day when you'd get like orange I haven't had goon since I was like fucking 24 look at that I'm pretty sure I was biting my friends in the arm it's premixed look it's like fuck did you just do did you just fucking I missed it spit on your fucking shirt what you oh my god that was a perfect spot you fucked my shop it's so bad this reminds me Marty, Michael, Julien I hope this juicy rip snore brings back some nostalgic memories for you boys oh my god let's talk about the last time we did goon I can't remember the very last time but I remember I would go to parties on weekends in high school with a sack I'd buy it on Friday it would last me Friday night Saturday night and then on Saturday nights after I finished it like you blow it up with air and then you've got a pillow to sleep wherever it was fucking good times it was you always had like you had that mixar so like some people would get like orange concentrate I used to use besido I used to rank it straight yeah me too it's horrible do you remember these people used to put them on clothes lines and they had goon goon I drive here give them hoops yoo holy fuck that tastes good no no I'm good man but you take that home with you man that's yours and the thing is they're like how much were they back in the day like six bucks eight dollars for a sack of fruity lexia and you get 30 standard drinks and sometimes you'd splash out and you'd get the cooler bar for the lexia and sometimes you'd get the cooking wine 30 standard drinks the cooking wine which was terrible oh yeah the cooking wine thank you goon thank you very much there you go so if you want some fucking delicious goon hit up bloody goon on the top of the box there there's the goonate yeah goonate.wine so goonate.wine but this shit will get you fucked and it's so cheap it's too cheap but this tastes so good this is like better than what I used to fucking drink in parts 100th episode you get a fucking rad present I'm gonna go try and finish this before the end of the episode all right just a little feel here as you walks past ah there you go whose finger just went in my ass did you think he was like oh my god sexual assault on the podcast now if julien ever wants to press charges and say sexual harassment in the workplace fuck you let him it'll be a fun time dude I have at least 2 gigabytes of footage of sexually assaulting me there's no human resources when you work for influences who do I go to Matt Brown's HR I go to Matt Brown or Bosley yeah Bosley's the medic Bosley's the medic he just gives you a lollipop fucking tells you everything's gonna be okay he's fucking judging you right now all right fuck me very good PO box if you want to send in your shit like I said we open a fucking live thank you very much to everyone who sends shit in this is lovely this is fucking lovely it's fucking good day all right let's fucking pump through this German segment and get on with a fucking prank we're bloody gone over time I think some people really liked you having an attempt um yeah a lot of people did comment um they loved Michael trying and then Marty telling him what it is so do you want to go with that again yeah yeah this is a fucked one this is hard for me to say you shouldn't be reading it yeah that's right should we do some no I want you to try and say that one because it's very very fucked can't oh this one's just got all right so this is a German segment where we say very normal German phrases as if we were speaking having a normal conversation with a fellow German all right so this is how you say these German phrases and what they mean fucking you're welcome okay a long couple of words fuck I was way off what the fuck it's like one word with 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 17 18 letters which means you shine like a honey cake horse which means you look very happy so that's what you would say to someone fucking hell good one to start with all right let's see if I can understand this Michael yeah okay this is so fucking long it's like reading a fucking book all right what the fuck my english is my english is not at a very good level it's fucking hard to read I didn't really I was just guessing shit my english is not the yellow of me but it works was I close? let me say that again my english is not my english is not the yellow of me but it works which means my english is not the yellow from the egg but it's all right so that's me it's perfect for me to say exactly right so if you went to Germany and said my english is not at a very good level but it works but it works but it works but it works but it works but it works but it works but it works but it works but it works I heard what you did so fucking I don't understand i would He's been out of Fox Typhoon Verde! He's been out of Fox Typhoon Verde! Fox Typhoon, Fox Typhoon, Fox Typhoon! What's my mouth? What's my fucking mouth? Fox Typhoon, Fox Typhoon, Fox Typhoon! Fox Typhoon, Fox Typhoon! Which means I become Fox Devil's Wilds, which means I get really angry. And I've never heard that before. And that's surprising because there's a lot of anger around me when I was in German. Yeah, we'll fucking even tell what Germany is. Fox Typhoon, Typhoon! Number one emotion is anger, right? That's what you guys operate on. Yeah, well, it's just the default emotion. Instead of normal fucking processed meats. Instead of normal Germans wake up angry. It benefits you. It makes you more motivated. It just demands the best from everyone. That's what being angry does. That's why the Germans are so far advanced in engineering. Because that's why vanilla was a first. You laugh now, boy, you're all gone one day. Oh! I wish something like everything broke then, like glass and shit. And I started levitating or something. I thought it would have been perfect. The cream on top of the pie. German pie. All right. It's time for our final fucking segment. The prank fucking phone call. You fucking dog fuckers. You fucking get ready for this shit. I'm fucking ready. I'm raring to go. Arnold Fein calling the pet hotline. Oh, hello, my name Arnold Fein. I have a concern with one, your product. Your Purina, yes? Okay, I feed one animal Purina for maybe two, three week. And he start to get all forming from the mouth. He get aggressive with my little child and he shit on the floor. He cannot walk properly ever since I give him your product. What product did you feed her? So it's a he, I feed him Purina, the dry dog food there with the Purina, you know the one. We have several brands in our range. So can you please tell me what brand you, were you feeding your dog? I do not have the packet. I throw away, but it's a say a Purina on it. It's a Purina in my wife, write down some number. And I call you here. Yeah, without the packaging, without the name of the product, we take this case very seriously, especially because you are reporting that your dog wasn't well. Not a dog, it's a pig. I have a large pig. I have a six or seven large pig. And I feed the pig your Purina. I just to see what happened. And you get very sick. My pig cannot walk. You have to contact a vet. This product is not formulated for pigs. Or maybe you have to change the diet that you're feeding your dog. I have a listen, listen. I have a many pig. And I feed sometimes I feed dog food. Sometimes I feed meat, steak. Sometimes I feed pork to the pig. And they happy, healthy. And I first time I try Purina. And one of them starts vomiting all over the kitchen. And there's blood. Blood from the back. I highly advise you, recommend you to take your animal to the vet. The vet then make me pay your 100, 200 dollar. I do not, I need to sell the pig to butcher. No, no, no, listen here Pussycat. Do you listen here? I need to sell the pig. You need to sell the pig to butcher by the weekend. Okay, I need some medicine. Maybe you can send medicine to my house. I need the pig to be like, listen here Pussycat. I talking right now, okay? You write that down. You write my- It is not swear yet, we all have to end the call. I have not said any swear words. I look, I need the pig okay by Friday. So we have three day. And maybe you know that I can take him to give me discount or something because your product make them sick or something. I do not, I cannot pay for the vet right now. And it's your product. So you need to be, you need to be the one to fix the pig. It's lying there. It's all foaming from the mouth and from flicking around in the backyard. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It's all without the product, without the name of the product, or batch details of the product. I cannot, I cannot afford that. Maybe you name one, I need to refresh my memory. It's, I can, I remember the package. I remember the package. You, what are the, it was the large dog food, I think for large breed dog or something like that. You know, the large breed- Where did you buy the product from? From a calls. My wife is sick. What happens, what happens sometimes if you don't transition as slowly from the food you were feeding you previously, your pigs, from a new one, that's at least what we, my wife is sick. For dogs, you have to transition as slowly between the old food and the new food in order to avoid upset and so on. But I know my pig. I breed pig for maybe six, seven years now. I know pig, I've been around pig maybe long time, long time my life. And I know my pig eat whatever they want and they find, usually, they totally find. My wife is sick. My wife is sick in where the pig is flicking around in the guest room, blood splatter on the wall there. And I know my pig, I feed them anything and anything and they're usually fine and happy. And now my pig can barely walk and there's blood from the anus and eyes all gray and this has hair on its back. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry to hear that. Yes, I know, it's a very distressing, very distressing for my wife, she's sick. My wife is sick, my wife is sick and she cannot take it to the vet and I do not know what to do. I have a gun, I think maybe I may have to put it down, I might have to choke it, choke it to death if the bullet doesn't kill it. And I don't want to do that because I love to pig. The pig been in the family for five years, it was at my wedding and it's been raising my children. My wife is sick and the pig, it's family, my pig family to me, I look after them, they stay in the house, they sleep with my wife. I understand that, and I'm on my own. The children ride the pig in the backyard and it's sick. And the other pigs. It's very seriously, but because the pig is not well. No, my wife is very sick. My wife is very sick. So yeah, exactly. She has a big long headache. Close to her. She cannot see, her eyes are black, they do not work and she lying in bed, she crying and the pig is outside and blood gushing from the, you understand, yes, it's pouring from the ass all over the ground and the pig was at my wedding, you know, it's family. The pig is family. The pig was at my wedding, walk my wedding ring down the aisle and he family, the children, they love the pig. They ride the pig around the backyard and the kids, I don't know where they are. The children are gone. The children are not in my house. Where are my children, you know? And the pig is, you understand, it's vomiting blood and shit. It's a vomiting shit. It's a vomiting feces and maybe, I don't know, maybe it eat feces out the toilet. There is something very, very wrong and very concerning about your pig's well-being. I know, that's why I called you to contact the vet. I called because, you know, I see it, vomiting shit in the backyard, flicking around, my wife is blind in bed, my children are missing and I do not know where to go. I am so sad. Who is this? Who is this, huh? Yeah, look, I feel sorry for your experience with one of our products, but as I said, without the vet, the full name of the product, the vet details or a vet report, there is not much that I can do for you. What I can do, if you provide the vet, the copy of the receipt, where you state that you bought our brand, I can organize every sound of the bag for you as a gesture of goodwill, but only if you provide the copy of the receipt and send us to our email. Have you ever seen a pig walk on hind leg? It walk on two leg, like a human, around backyard, it has walking on two leg and throwing up a sheet. I've never seen anything like it and I think maybe the pig is not really a pig. It seems like maybe possessed or something, I don't know. It's walking around like a human being. Yelling, my name, it's yelling Arnold. Who is this, huh? My pig was at my wedding and now it's walking around my backyard and blood's coming from the nose and walking and talking now. It's a very strange. Based on what you described to me, I highly advise you to contact the vet. Okay, look, I call the vet and you know, I tell them that you say that you covered the cost and I send- No, I won't cover anything because you haven't proved yet that you bought one of our brands. I think maybe the pig, it is now painting the back fence. It has a paintbrush and is painting the back fence. It's never seen behavior like it. Painting my back fence, looking back at me and waving it's paw, waving at me, smiling and my wife is in bed sick and my children are missing. Look, this is a line, this is a line where we provide pet care, a device and pet nutritional device. If you are here to help you, if you start like joking with me, saying that your pig is waving at you, I'll have to terminate the call. Look, my pig, it look like it waving, it's probably just flicking around, okay? But it seems like it's smiling and waving but I understand, it seems not real. Thank you, I love you very much and good luck in your life, huh? I love you. Thank you, bye-bye. Bye-bye. Huh? Who is this? Oh my God. That was like a fucking 20 minute fucking... Holy shit. Woo! Dude. That was like a fucking 20 minute dog fight, can't... Woo! Oh my God. It's like waving at me the pig. It's flicking around. Then she goes into this serious chat about, you know, this is a serious line. Dude. I love so many wives, so many flicking arounds. That was like a fucking 20 minute fucking phone call, can't... Who is this? She never addressed her. I really wanted her to. I really wanted her to. It made it better because you had that fucking hand on. So yeah, she was very sweet. I fucking just half like forgot Arnold Fein's accent sometimes. Dude, he was French. He was fucking French at the start. Yeah, Arnold Fein's like going all exotic on his count. Dude. I don't know why I forget it sometimes. It's, yeah. I swear you channel something. It's like godlike shit. It's very strange, but anyway, that is the end of episode number 1,000. 100. We fucking did it. 100 episodes. That's like a lot of time, eh? It's 100 prank calls. We've done that here 100 times. That's over 100 hours of... Imagine if we had to do 100 back to back. That would fucking suck. That would take like three days, man. Probably. And we've all been together for every single one. You could... It would take you over four days to watch every single podcast. Pack to pack. It takes you over two days to watch all of our university shit. Imagine being hungover. You're fucked from a bender and you got two days off. You're like, fuck, what are we gonna do? And a bowl of weed. People have messaged me and thanked me. They're like, dude, I had the worst fucking hangover slash come down. Downloaded or subscribed to your website. Had the best fucking hungover day ever. And remember, if you can't support us with the university, just give this fucking vid a comment. Comment 100. If you don't know what else to comment, because this is episode number 100 in total. And we are halfway through this season and we've done amazing things so far. We have. Fuck me, we're very, very good at this. We are the best, they say. We are the fucking best. And here's to another 100. We've got 20 more this season. And the back end of this season, I've got a feeling we're gonna be crushing some boundaries. Matt? Matt's gonna have an OnlyFans by next week. Everything's gonna be fucking... Who would've thought season three Matt Brown gets an OnlyFans? It's exciting shit, dude. And we are... We're the best, we're the best. We're the best, we're the best. It's best, be best. Hey, there he is. Boys, what's happening? Oh man, what a beautiful face to see. I am, man. It's fucking... Oh, holy shit. You are real. Yeah, but yeah, so we've been... We watched you and the dirty Sanchez boys going up. Like what, 15 years ago or something? Oh yeah, it would've been now, yeah. Yeah, and always been massive fans. So we thought like for our 100th episode of the podcast we thought we'd get you on and just... We're just gonna ask you a bunch of questions. I'm sure you've had to answer them hundreds of times before but you know, fuck it, we haven't heard the answers to them so we thought we'd buddy just give you a quick little interview and just see what you've been up to. Cool, man. No probes. So what are you doing now? Like after all the dirty Sanchez... What are all the boys doing now? I don't see anything from Panche on any of them anymore. Are they still making videos or anything? What are they all doing? What I'm doing, I got tattoo and barber shop in Cardiff and I opened that in 2015. Plus I started doing fitness stuff like Ironman and all that kind of... We were still on the road until 2014 doing live shows and all that kind of stuff. So I sort of pulled the plug in 2014, opened the shop and just went from there really. I mean Dayton still doing filming and editing and all that kind of stuff. Panche has got his own clothing brand called Sample Tableau and Joyce is doing filming stuff as well and editing for companies. So we're all keeping busy doing our own little things. So it was all good, man. As for doing crazy shit... I mean... Yeah, I'm 48 now, so... You crossed the Atlantic Ocean, right? Yeah, you're still doing some pretty fucking crazy shit. Yeah, but in a different kind of way, if that makes sense. Yeah. How did you know? We get asked all the time as well, because we're again... I'm like 132, Michael's 31 now and we still do some of the dumb shit and you can sort of... It takes longer for us to recover now. It's like... How did you know when it was time to call it quits with it all? Well... We started 2001, that's when Sanchez first started after doing the Pritchard versus Dayton video. And it was just... It was a crazy... Crazy few years. We only thought we were ever going to get one series of Sanchez and that was it. But when it hit MTV, it just went crazy. And then we had the second series, the third series and then we had the movie as well. And it just kept escalating. It was... Me and Digg were still doing stuff for MTV because we did a show called Rett and then we did another show called Sanchez Get High where we travel around the world, take in various legal... Or medicines and stuff. And that was my favourite show to film in. Yeah, that would have been so fun. I mean, although we weren't doing loads of crazy stunts, it was just good to meet all these tribes and all these different people and go to places we never would have gone to before and, of course, taking some crack in. And I did stuff with Panshee as well because me and him did Bores of Steel, which is on Channel 4. I think we had Bores of Steel in Australia. We were the pain men over here and I think they had two different pain men in Australia. But it was quite weird. Me and Digg sort of went off and kept doing the push-overs to date and stuff. And Joyce and Panshee, sort of went off and did their kind of thing. So it's a really long story, quite a bit of a weird time. But me and Digg just kept... We were on the road for quite a few years and doing live shows. The live shows were really successful and a lot of people were coming to them just nightclubs, nightclubs, festivals. Just being on the circuit. You know, that was great fun, really good fun. I want to see an old man in his mid-40s sticking a drumstick up his arse on stage. I mean, as fun as it is, it's just... And the crowd, you know, we would go doing student gigs and freshers. And it's just like the crowd's young on stage and it just looks like your dad's getting up to no good on stage. And it's just like... And it just sort of made sense to me. I think it's time to chop the towel in. I've got some savings. I had an idea for this business and I didn't really... I didn't have time to do it while I was on the road because when you're on the road, it's just crazy. You're constantly getting drunk and fucked up. And your head's not really focused on doing that kind of stuff. But yeah, in 2014, I wrote an email and I just got out and started a business and she just went from there then. But yeah, that's how it sort of started and ended for me. Yeah, yeah. Well, no, because yeah, it's definitely... I think we're more and more now because we started doing it. Started making videos when we were like 25. And even now, we're starting to feel like that. Just in general, your body starts to shut down. Playing sport and everything. My back's fucked. Everything's fucked. Yeah, and it just gets a bit like, we're getting a bit too old to be doing fucking... You started at 25 because I was 26 when we first started with MTV as well. And that's quite old-rigging these days when you think about it. Yeah, yeah. But the thing is, it doesn't matter how old you are. Comedy is still funny. It's just doing messed up stuff. Comedy is comedy and you can do that until the day you die. But as far as doing crazy shit, I don't want to be on first name terms of my doctor again. So it was for many years. So from all the... I think we've seen a fair bit of... I haven't watched any of this stuff for a few years now. And I'm sure you've been asked this a hundred times. But what do you reckon the most fucked up thing is that you did out of everything? Oh, just like a cup off the top. I'm sure there's fucking haves. Oh, man. How's the pinky going? Oh, yeah, you cut your... It's gone. It was a little scowl on the end of it. I mean, I said to him, to me, I wanted to cut it there. Like, with a cigar cutter. And then he was just like, pfft, a dude, man. That's just not happening. You're going to have to take the tip. You're going to have to take the tip off. So I was like, oh, the tip of it is. And we had, like, we had a medic and everything there. And I knew he had morphine. And they cut the finger off, like, chopped the finger off. They enjoyed he ate it and swallowed it. And, of course, the health and safety guy, that was in the back. I'm going, fucking no, no, no, no, no. Can't fucking do this. I haven't done any tests or this. And anyway, I'm pretending that I'm in agony because I wanted to get some fucking morphine. And the, and the, the, the medic saw right through me, but I was like, fuck you, you know what I'm saying? He was like, ah, bollocks. But I, I mean, no, that was, that was pretty, I think for me, getting shot to point blank range in Prague with, um, the shotgun. Oh, yeah. And you don't, you don't have a bulletproof vest on. And I just had a pair of sunglasses. And that's all they had. And then as soon as that, you see the barrel of a gun, you're looking down the barrel of a gun. That, that, before he even hit it, just that in itself was just set me, it was weird. I'm looking down the barrel of a gun. And I, I mean, I know he's going to shoot that. And he shot it. Fucking blue, he fucking backwards. Scarred my chest. But as you boys know, it was fucking out of the buzz. Cause I was like, wow. Yeah, once you do it. Yeah. Yeah. Once you've done it, it's, it's the suspense. Yeah. Once you've actually done it. Yeah. You know what's coming. And that's the worst part. What happens, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, I got, I got fucking up off the floor. And, um, I, I was like, wow, wow, wow, wow. And, uh, the camera man went, ah, fucking, you're going to have to do this again. I was fucking, you can fuck with me. I forgot to press, I forgot to press record. Oh my God. We've been there, dude. We've been there too, but not like we stunts like that. That's fine. But it, because there was, there was a camera on the floor facing up at me. And there was a camera, obviously, behind the guy shooting. So the guy didn't go shooting. That camera was recording, but the one on the floor wasn't the, the, the, the gold camera. Yeah. It's just like, dude, I ain't fucking doing that again. And the guy who shot me, just, just, just checked. I just went, I am not doing that. What are the bullets? Cause one of the shotgun bullets went through my, went through my arm as well. It just, yeah. It was, it was fine. And the stinging arrows, that was another one, which was just fucked over me, Pancho and, and, and Dan's just rolling around and the stinging arrows. That was just another level of, didn't want some pain. It was just cause it was like 12 hours of just nonstop. Did it last, yeah, last 12 hours after? Yeah, like 12 hours a week. And we were all these wives tales of using dock leaves and vinegar and stuff. And apparently somebody told us if you piss, if we use piss, it gets rid of it. So me, me and Dan and Dan in the bath pissing on, pissing on one another, trying to get, trying to get this stuff to stop stinging, but it didn't, it didn't work. And it was, it was, it was like having a bad trip for 12 hours. Yeah man. Well, yeah, it's fucking, it's good to have you on mate. And yeah, so what's your life like now? You still like, cause, you know, obviously with the, on the road and she like that, you guys would have been getting fucked up. Hey, and, and we say, we've been following you for a bit on Instagram now. We can see, you know, you're, you're a bit far more health conscious now. And we're so, so it's like with us as well. Cause we use the same thing throughout 20s and like late teens, it was just a fucking mess. And we just fucked up all the time. But now sort of last few years, it's like becoming far more health conscious and sort of, but we don't really party that much anymore. Like, is that, did that happen to you guys as well? Or were you just sort of like thought, all right, that's enough fucking parting now. That's all you can do. And then just sort of become a bit more health conscious. Yeah. Yeah, 100%. I mean, like, you know, when you're, when you're younger, you just, you know, you know, low, no limits. And it helps with, it helps with filming too. Sometimes when you're fucked up, like, when we stopped drinking as much filming was like for a while. Like it was like, we were fucking, it was like starting all over again. We're just so scared. It's so scary shit. You know, you have to get used to doing stuff. So not fucked up. Yeah. It's, it's, I don't know. We, we, I mean, fuck man, we partied our fucking pants off. Like, no, no, so I mean, I remember we did 10 gigs in a row once and we went, just look, I can't remember coming home. And I just looked like a cat. Like it'd been in a car crash, pile up fucking little works, you name it. And every night was, was alcohol, narcotics. And it was like that for years and years and years. And it was like balls out. But then as you get older, you can't, you just, you can't do, you can't keep that shit up. I mean, well, you can, but you're going to be, you're going to be in an early, you're going to be in an early grave and it's not good for your head. Yeah. Message your head. I don't get, I've tried to go down that sober loads of times, but I mean, I don't do anything I've got to used to before. I mean, I'll have a drink once once in a blue moon. I'll have a little blowout, but that's it really. That's what we realized. If you sort of cut it all off, it's like, it's, it's too, it's too hard. But if you got that something to look forward to once every few months, it's like, fuck, it's not going forever. And then you enjoy it again. You do it all the time. It doesn't really do anything after a while. Yeah. No. And if you've done a lot of work, for me, if I've done a lot of work, if I've done a lot of training, if I've accomplished a lot of things, it's almost like, right, you've earned that, there's your permission to have a little blast and then go back and then start again. Yeah. That's the thing. Yeah. It's very similar to us, man. Same one set. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. But yeah. But yeah, I mean, fuck it. I mean, rowing that ocean. Holy shit, man. That was just. Dude, yes. Yes. How many days was that? It was seven, seven weeks. Seven fucking weeks. Yeah. They were full. That's like, that would be fucking terrifying. And the open ocean was massive waves. Yeah. With a freaking row boat. Did you have any like close calls with weather and shit? It was, it was the most emotional thing I ever done. It was before because to me, I've never been there. I've never been, I've never done that kind of stuff before. Never been into the ocean that deep before. And I was, you know, to me, I was almost like setting myself. This could be death. I might not come back and all this kind of malagy. I mean, ocean rowing is really safe. I got told about it before going out, but still that's in the back of your head and some way saying, because we were, this has been a documentary about it. We will just be coming out soon. And then for, you know, after the film, you're trying to say goodbye face time to my parents and my parents and my fiance. And I was just in tears, man. And I just, it was just the whole experience was a real, a real emotional roller coaster. All right. Well, bloody, it's lovely to have you on, Pritchard. And yeah, thanks for coming on. It's, it's been a bit of a dream of ours to, you know, have you tried to, since we're, since we're, you know, yeah, well, staying kind of, let us know when, a doco coming out. Yeah, the doco about the bloody adventure. Let us know on that sale. Well, yeah, I think that's, yeah, that'll be coming. It should be out by the end of this year. So that'll, that'll be good. But yeah, thanks for having me on boys and keep, keep doing what you're doing and keep rocking and having a laugh and stuff. So, it's all good. Keep in touch. Chat soon. Hey buddy. Have a good one.