 Oh, Brian, you were not wrong. That was so horrible. Never gonna make it. We would fail. Oh my gosh, that was so horrible. No! We're net friends and welcome back to a super, super special, exciting episode where we attempt to get an Ikea desk with three legs and three hands. I'm not really sure how this is gonna work. This is my beautiful friend, Alexis from Stump Kitchen. Hi! I've been, I've needed a desk for months now. Two amputees attempting to carry and assemble an Ikea desk. I just think, I feel like that'd be... Gold. So let's do this. The idea was that we would go and actually get and assemble this desk, right? Well, Brian doesn't think we're gonna be able to do it. He has no faith that three hands and three feet will actually be able to accomplish the task. So, Brian, Brian, here's to you. We have arrived. Desk time! How are you? Good, how are you? I'm good. Thank you. You're gonna try a meatball? How hot? Hot! Oh, you poor girl. You're gonna be watching me. Blowing it. This is what I want, watching me sleep. Yeah. Okay, so how much longer till desk? Like, two turns. Two turns! You're blocking the walkway. So this couch makes me really happy. This couch makes me wanna murder people. Oh my gosh. See you later. I made a mistake. Oh, you did, okay. Abort, abort. This is where we do work. Work spaces! You did it! Wow, you really didn't know where you were going. It's desk time. So, we're looking for something that would be comfortable to sit at all day, because I work all day and then I edit. We just need something comfortable and cheap. It really was, this was the price of the desk. $5.99! Sold! Can I look? I just... This is the desk that I personally own. Friendship. You look profesh. I think this is the one. Oh, maybe it is the one, though. It's only $200. These are customizable. Come with me. So, I was thinking this one. I like the beehive. Very cool. Frosted glass. Yeah. I don't think I actually explained why I'm getting a desk. Desk I've had for like three years now, it's great, but it's actually pulling apart. Like the screws are literally pulling apart. It's old. It's lovely, but it's old, so it's time. I think we may have found our winner. Nice. We found it! This hurts my sit bones. I can actually do this. Oh my gosh. Because it's for tiny, tiny humans. Is it adjustable height? You think it would be? That's so great! We're doing it. Yeah, you did it. Now we just have to pick up a really heavy piece of glass and get into the car. Three legs, three hands. We got this. We got this. As if that was a challenge. Oh gosh. Victory! Open your mouth. Ready? Ready? Ready? Oh, please don't choke. Oh my God. You got this. I got a good practice up. Yeah, just gonna. All right, here we go. Are we gonna get out of Ikea? Maybe. When you hand through teeth, push each other. Which desktop is which? So they're all in curved boxes. I regret everything I said. Ryan, you were right. It's really heavy. Okay, but we can't ask for help. No, we can't. We gotta do this by ourselves. We're capable. Absolutely. Strong. Yep. Women. Yep. We've got this. We got this. Okay, you hold this. Okay. Oh! It's on. It's on. Is he gonna fall off? No. Are we very sure? No, we're not sure at all. We got it on the cart. We were able to slide it on the cart. I'm having serious doubts about the, you know what, we just, we live moment by moment. You know, yolo. And it'll be fine. We'll get it in the car. Sorry, what? They're all gone. What the heck? No! Are you kidding? Do we ask someone? Okay, so quick clarification. What's happening here is the legs that I picked out for my desk are not available. So I just thought I'd pick another pair. You know, no big deal. Ooh, yeah. Option A. Okay. That does not seem tall enough for a desk. Whoa. Yeah, that's a bit low for a desk. All right, we're gonna go for these. So interested to see how this comes together. We gotta trust the guy though. He looked like, he knew what he was talking about. I absolutely trust. Yeah. I'm key specialist. 504-262. It's raining and we have to load this. Damn rain. This is the fourth. I love getting rain done. I love your haul. We're out of the runway. But for real, how many hands and feet does it take to pull down a chair? I have no idea. This looks important. It's gotta be like, my seats do go down, right? I don't know. What the heck? Here's what. What's this? What's this? Okay. It can't be that hard. Don't call Brian Joe. What? If this is what defeats us, it means that to me. How to put the back seats down is a car. How to release your back seat. That sounds like the kind of YouTube video. I'm really, that's the genre of YouTube I'm really into right now. YouTube is my favorite. Give it a like, subscribe, and comment. Okay. What's that? No. What? No. That was so drunk. That's the worst design I've ever seen. Perfect. That's helpful. It's like 15 minutes to get the fricking seats down and like 20 seconds to get it in. You just do a sexy hair shake. Not for the camera. Yeah, you did, Joe. I know what you did. The whole video. Oh, it just permed my neck. I'm not cut out for sexy hair shakes. Oh, whoa. Oh, that's a good one. Real cool. Guys, I'm at home with a ton of traffic. It is now pitch black out at like 9 p.m. This has been like a many hour adventure. Many hours. And now, assembly time. But first we have to get it in and this is the part that Ryan actually said that we couldn't do. Looking forward to proving him wrong again. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, well, well, look who just arrived. Oh. Ryan, watch this. You have to go in. We're just gonna, so far, we've done a bang up job. Okay, not a stellar job, but we've done a job. We've got it in here. This is going to be a long night. You guys getting there yourself? Yeah. Yeah, no, no, no. Crazy heavy, isn't it? That piece of glass. Fine. Now we have an audience. Yeah. An audience we have to prove wrong. We don't want any help. We can't. Nope. Our time to shine. Yeah. Ready? Yeah. Okay. I got so much more nervous to fly the house. Okay. Two, three. How are you doing? Good. Great, great. So good. It's good actually. Yeah. Here's a shout for the step. Ready? Yeah, good, good, good. Oh. It's a wallet. It's a big piece of glass. What's the worst that could happen? Oh, shitballs. Carefully. Tilted gear. We need a lot of support underneath that end. No, no, no. Okay. Yeah, that way. Never gonna make it. Yeah, we just lifted over this on this. Yeah. Nailed it. What did you say? So use your legs, Joe. We don't hear you. Now we can go. Okay, so go ahead. Careful, leg. Leg, leg. Yeah. Are we eating? Yeah. Brian has just informed us of some extraordinarily disturbing information. Do you remember when we talked to the Ikea guy about this? Yeah. Yeah, I do. We gotta trust the guy though. He looked like he knew what he was talking about. I said it was the right height for our desk. And he said it was the right one for the desk. And the one we were looking at. Let's just open the box and find out because Brian thinks there's nowhere to screw a leg in. Let's find out together. Okay. That piece of glass is a clean piece of glass. There's no holes in it or anything. No way. Please God, that was not be true. Oh my crap, this wouldn't be. We would fail. Video. Kate, the thing is, Kate, right? You wanna see when people mess up. Let's just open it and find out. Oh my God. That's how much agony this is and how sad you are. But I will tell you, I had one of the best days. I've had it in so long. We had a great friendship day. You know what? Damn it. I mean, I feel bad for you guys. Yeah. Okay, here's the thing, Brian. Here's what you don't know. This video was mostly framed as that, well, Brian said that we couldn't do this on our own. And did we do it on our own? Yeah. It wasn't a fail in that regard. Like we did do it real well, you know? Except I don't have a desk aside from that. I think the answer is, how many amputees does it take to put an IKEA desk together? And the answer is more than two. More than two. More than these two. We are not sufficient. All right guys, well, thanks for coming on IKEA Adventure with us. I'm gonna flash back to the beginning of this video where I told Brian we'd stick it to him. So Brian, Brian, here's to you. It didn't quite happen. You don't know. This is Alexis from Stump Kitchen. She is fabulous. Please go check out her channel. I've linked it down below. She's wonderful. We've had the best weekend together. And here's the next desk actually happening. The flag of defeat. The white flag. Surrender. Thank you, Matt. Thank you, Matt. Mr. Pogus, we've lost. We're in the dark tonight. You wanna pee for us? I love you guys. I'm picking a pee and I'll see you next time. Bye guys. Bye guys.