 Now, I know I had my cell phone lying around here somewhere, what the hell is my damn cell phone? I know one of them roaches ain't stealing my goddamn cell phone. I just want to release my album I'm sorry, I can't put your album ain't coming out after I drop my next 17 albums man, but I gotta hit song I'm telling you let me hear it man drip drop drip dripity drop have a dripity drop your ass from this label You kick some bullshit like that again Oh my gosh, yeah, it's came out dope check it out, babe Wow, that is really good. So what you want for our anniversary? Well, you know, I want a dog. You really want a dog, huh? Yes, I really want a dog. I hate dogs But you love me true. Tell you what if you give me a dog out I'll be right back Spend a minute. Let's go Think I just broke my ass bone How you doing out here anyway, OG? Well, I was on my way down to Sugar Daddy Sunday at the club, but apparently it changed it to Saturday They ain't sent out no tweet or nothing. You believe that shit What you doing around around getting it like two changes to the two necklace Man, I'm out here trying to figure out how I'm gonna get my girl a dog. I hate dogs Yeah, but you like that cootie cat. See that's what happened when you mess with the Milano girls You mean Milano? No, I mean Milano. She likes can't like them cookies Why you think they call him Milano light on the outside dark on the inside Like the boy drinks it like skin, but still a dog never Shit back in my day, bro. She wasn't even allowed to date lady bugs. It was dangerous. Oh, they key for that shit Hey, I'll tell you about the story. I lost my way. Yeah, see me and your granddad used to work at this club called Sugar Race I met the finest Milano ladybug you'll ever see. I thought you said it was some food It is they got candy cookies chips all the snacks you think what it I don't see no damn snack They come out the slot. I saw somebody get some early. What slot right there? Right. Well, right now So how you making come out? I don't know. I just saw this man stick some in there and when he pushed the button a big-ass candy ball came out Shit, we'll push the button in little nigga. I did, but it ain't do nothing Plus I failed to brush my ass by five damn time Do you know how long it took me to get back up here? This shit is high I ain't doing that shit no more. Well, what do you stick in there? I don't know what it was What it looked like it was shiny and round How big was it? It was about my size but flat About your size, huh? Yeah, but flat For real? What you sticking in it? That slot right there Right well What you is blind is hell. What you got some glasses on for? They just for show? Ha, do they even got lenses in them? Ah, I know you ain't got no cataracts all that wee-wee-wee smoking The slot is right here Rocha and Wanda Oh right here You can fit Watch my face If you shut your big-ass mouth you'll fit Little Rocha, I know I thought you said it was some snacks in there If you lying, I'ma rip your feet off I'ma leave the legs, I'ma rip your feet off You better bring me something out of there All that was in there Wait, hold up, look Look like our luck is about to change So she laying on top of me in the bed And she reached for the pistol under the pillow And guess what? She ain't gonna believe this shit That bitch tried to shoot me Good thing I found the pistol first and unloaded it while she was in the bathroom So you know what I had to do, right? I had to shoot the bitch So boom! After I killed the bitch, I got up, went to get my pants off the floor Slipped on a tube of KY jelly that busted in my pocket Whole body flew in the air like a burger from Home Alone I hit the ground so hard it just jacked up my whole left side That's why Rocha don't wear pants no more And, that's when I lost my wing OG, what does that have to do with me trying to find a dog? Can you help me find one or not? Crack head, huh? You don't know no crack heads? Shit, they steal everything I remember back in my day, I had me a Hot Wheels car I'm talking about one of them brand new Hot Wheels too Boy, you couldn't tell me shit I had all the holes, broaches, ladybugs, milanoes, BBWs, all of them So one day, I parked my car outside the store Gave me a couple scratch-offs I came back out and banged a crack head That stole the wheels right off my shit So I drove around town till I seen a junky motherfucker And I hopped out on him Wait, how you driving around looking for him if he stole your wheels? What do you mean? I got in the car and drove Same way I drove to the store Yeah, but if he took the tires off your car How would you driving around looking for him? You can't drive with no tires? See, that's your problem with your young broaches Y'all don't listen I ain't say he took the tires I said he took the wheels off my car Rip the sticker right off Now the side of the motherfucker just said hot You know the junkies need to glue up the back of them stickers? I told you they steal everything So anyway, we trust him The sticker gets stuck to my wing He pulls it Rip my wing right off my goddamn back That's how I lost my wing Next time on The Roach Motel I make honey moves Since you got her a dog Is she finally gonna let you in her doggie door? What? You got your ass beat Then you got that ass robbed Man, ain't nobody rob me Hey, hey, hey Look who we have here If it ain't your motherfucker I hate to see the most in life Who me? How they all standing here over a glass, boy?