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Parody lyrics by Sandy Riccardi
Performed by Sandy and Richard Riccardi
I made turkey and stuffing and hot mashed potatoes
Yams and a ham and some fried green tomatoes
But I had forgot
What my friends could have or have not:
Charlie could not eat cheddar
Cuz it clashes with his meds
Lee's on a low carb diet
Couldn't sample any breads
Anya could not eat onions
cuz they filled her up with gas
Elsie could not have eggnog
cuz it knocked her on her a**
I made Martha Stewart's tart
Sweet and high-falutin'
that 6 people couldn't eat
cuz it contained gluten
Sherman could not have shellfish
or he would asphyxiate
There wasn't one d**n item
that could stay on Linda's plate
My souffle was a masterpiece, so light and airy
But my guests couldn't eat it cuz no one ate dairy
I broke down and wept:
If you're vegan, then why'd you accept?
Penny got on her podium
on and on and on she went
about the evils of sodium (plus how!)
She's lactose intolerant
Peter was prone to bloating
Couldn't eat the broccoli
Annie gets acid reflux
Everytime she looks at me
When I put the turkey down
Sarah had to say
"Ever since the world began,
I can't eat no tryptophan"
Everyone at the table
Getting up in years, you see
Skipped the meal all together
Talked about their surgeries
So I said pass the beano and pour me some vino and scr*w it, next year Your House Please!