 What's good y'all? It's your boy Ross back again with another video. So we're gonna check out botcher mania episode 485 Y'all already know if it's a new botcher mania I definitely got to check it out for you guys appreciate all the love and support you guys have shown on the channel man You guys have been showing a lot of love as of late and I really do appreciate that. We're ending off 2023 with a bang should be a good one. Let's get right into this video. I'm looking forward to it These guys Decided to ask Daimler Cindy Schmucks to open his videos. He finally brings in some real stars Yeah, a couple of Daimler Cindy Schmucks. No, no, they're the Indie Schmucks. We're the stars. No, we're Daimler Cindy Schmucks We are currently unemployed between jobs, but we're still stars We're currently unemployed. That's I'm not laughing at them being unemployed. It's just I'm laughing at them making a joke of it My name and I'm the big bad daddy with a booty Mason D Yeah, and we are mxm swath monster all socials great black otaku put them right here We're right. Let's see them. That's right. You're money. Yes, and we have a message for all of you Wait, what did I say your money? Yes, and For all of you watching botchamania whether it be on YouTube daily motion Vimeo or red tube That's where I watch botchamania. No, we don't want to watch but we don't watch botchamania Because we don't contribute to a product that kills the business and that's coming from two guys Who won the prestigious wrestling observer newsletter award for worst gimmick? Damn Bastard 1776 happened once and it'll happen again, and we will teabag your ass from C to Shining Seat Party The only reason we're even here is to put over our sweet sweet merchandise check these t-shirt hands off the merchant No hands on the merchandise get yourself Please sweet shirts Matthew Matthew You're gonna put the link to our shop in the description below and you're all gonna click on it And you're gonna buy our shirts Matthew, and I swear God if you don't do that. I am going to go Alexander Hamilton on your ass I'm gonna swim to your disgusting island And push your head into a toilet I'm gonna give you a swirly so hard you're gonna be spinning right round like a record You know the toilets they swirl the opposite direction down there Do you think he's australian? Yeah, what is he? Live from new york, it's botchamania That was good That was entertaining actually that was that was pretty entertaining maybe if If uh vince at the time could have gave him a better gimmick Maybe they would have gotten a little bit over because the gimmick they had was it oh good god It was awful the maximum male models whatever that she was trash That was good. I like that Who is gonna tag with d y i Oh Watch this live when it happened Oh my god, that was funny yep, she moved to catch her Yep, we've seen this one too Missus her face completely Uh lisi callum What we've seen this one? Yep, seeing this one too It happens. They get hung up. What is this? Like a paper airplane in the rain It happens man I don't think this table's gonna break I just don't think this table's gonna break. Yep. Oh, yeah. We've seen this clip All they just say was gonna break either Nope. Wow, it's probably still not gonna break They be having some sturdy uh tables on the independent scene. Look at that Oh my god, they getting these sturdy tables from jesus It's okay to do that. That's just my viewpoint. I always think the referee should be leaning anyway I don't think people want to see count outs. I think they want to see it happen in the ring So I'm always in favor of that Oh wow Well said, give me a good going. Go ahead. There's here to respond I was thinking about the hitman there to show up at my commission, but Bro the commentary just they don't give a fuck heading toward the top rope Flare with the move charlotte did Next week, I'm getting in the ring with that idiot. I don't care what I have to sign I don't care what I need to do for you to let me go Okay, I'm punching them in the face. Okay, and when I'm done with them, he's gonna look like that Just a stupid useless brain with eyeballs Come on, Nick. I'm doing it Couldn't even help him so he's just like oh my god, you're stupid Kevin Owens Let me find out he was trying to interact with uh Grayson waller and them one of the great high flyers and not only that great kickers and all of aw Great see The audio Close caching. Yeah, I don't how they pull that off. They don't they don't keep up. Yeah, we just talk Renounced today and all companies talk too much. Yeah Let it breathe Uh, hey Jim, can you do me a favor? Can you look can you look right in the camera? So we go to a one shot? Uh, I don't you look right in the camera and say you talk too much You talk too much you're welcome, Matthew That's awesome. You're welcome, Matthew. That's awesome Of course, it was Kyrie saying emerging I crowned jewel costing Bianca Belair Look at the power of Belair just too strong for let go let go That's what I was freaking about If you guys like, oh god, thank god. No, because whipped cream no matter what like that shit fucking stinks Yeah, no, it'll be fatal. Yeah Oh, yeah, no, it's Thank fuck so allow me to be that spicy CM punk you all know and love And I don't know who would feel comfortable working with somebody who randomly just punches people in the face backstage This was making it different. It's totally different. This rap song doesn't sound anything like this And just to prove his point vanilla breaks it down and sings the dings I love this place. I care about this place. This is my home. That's the way there's ghosts. This is not your home That little bitty change It's not the same. There's ghosts. I will be Defending all elite wrestling from you I will do ever protect people like you. It's a little similarity It's not the same. Not the same. Not the same There ever What if you think that you should try extruding that logic a bit further until it reaches the pain receptors of your brain really the previous week but Michael Coleman he's getting old bro he's throw by creed as well that's not conditioning we talked about 6 3 240 pounds that is impressive to do you took out the apology Nick Wayne you took out kill switch but that's not the reason that I'm sorry look I'm not gonna lie I was pretty pissed off when I saw what you did to Luchasaurus when you hit him kill switch slim Johnny 904 says never forget the infamous interview where he told Terry funk he would smash his knee into a blizzard surgery Terry funk I smashed your knee to a bliddlery that was a offshoot of ECW being a company with very limited means Paul it told me yeah it's it's definitely a mess up on the word but it also gives some naturalness to it every time I see that that promo it's not often what I do say I cringe because I pride myself on my promos and believe me an important part of our industry and when I see it every time I know it's coming I hear my nails on the blackboard right that's fine we've earned ourselves a tag team title shot down the road and guess what I'm wishing Kenny Omega a speedy recovery I believe he has diverticulitis the same thing that Brock Lesnar had at one point very you know serious diagnosis so I'm wishing him a speedy recovery honestly he needs to just focus on his health and and worry about that you know wrestling comes second to your health so I'm wishing him a speedy recovery Bob I did see that that's something that he's dealing with right now so wishing him you know getting the help that he needs to you know overcome that on December 30th at world's end we're thinking that maybe the Winnipeg Jets as in the Golden Jets the Golden Jets not the Winnipeg Jets the Golden Jets let me just remind you of something Chris I hope you remember January well that one fell flat the Jericho Omega promos probably the worst scene Kevin von Erick has ever lived oh my god yeah that promo oh boy that was that was a tough one man yourself I quit and I came to get my job back through there yeah we've seen this one so come crawling back it seems like the classy thing to do would be not to call attention to it Shirei Ari-chan will give me the cuckoo so they're not gonna say I don't say on dynamite moxins were me in a spin swapping make-up match both competitor dirty John Moxley and Swords trickling like to get up this is just wild as well as well as not scientific but I break it and productions presents man getting hit by Cameron Grimes that was good classic scene my man control himself damn near me lost he was in the whole not a world listen we need to have a talk about Vanderaan the fact is he's the sponsor and you signed a contract guaranteeing him certain concessions one of them being a spot on the show that's where I see things just a little different contractor no I will not bow to any sponsor yep he's a sorry feel that way but basically it's the nature of the beast maybe this one but for me the beast doesn't include selling out Garth you know what I'm talking about right it's like people only do things because they get paid and that's just really sad I can't talk about it anymore it's giving me a headache here take two of these new print little yellow wwe they be getting a bag man look you can stay here in the big leagues and play by the rules or you can go back to the farm club and roar it's your choice yes and the choice of a new generation I'll be straight with you guys it's outstanding happy holidays man you that's that's that's cold bloody bro jammers hope you enjoyed that video and here's a joke someone sent in for the specific bit why the math books have it so hard because they have so many problems Jesus Christ this is now someone's favorite segment the crapping joke yeah thank you very much buy a shirt this is another good one man botcher mania always dropping the great vids man appreciate them for always taking time to come up with these videos get the compilations and clips and stuff like that so comment down below let me know your favorite part of this episode of botcher mania appreciate all of the support you guys have shown on the channel road to 150k and I'm still getting speedy YouTube rest of champ of the world appreciate y'all kicking it with me see y'all on the next one peace