Lake Dredge Appraisal - Chicken Wire/Muddy Pot





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Published on Jul 17, 2012

David "Kim" Parker is appraising dredged items in Helcomb County, and Captain Hiram has a mass of chicken wire that may not be worth as much as originally thought.

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