Star Wars Blu-ray Rap!





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Uploaded on Sep 16, 2011

A silly *rap about Star Wars...Ewoks...and the Blu-ray changes!

*NOTE: I am not a rapper. Nor am I aspiring to be one. I'll leave that to Jay-Z...or Nicki Minaj...or Vanilla Ice. I'm just a gal who likes Star Wars. Thanks for watching!

WRITTEN BY: Jennifer Landa

FILMED BY: Josh Busch

MUSIC: Can't Get Enough


It's the Blu-ray, The Complete Saga
Gonna buy it, eff the drama

When I was just a padawan, not more than a pre-teen
I rid my middle school troubles with a daily routine
Each afternoon I'd watch my Star Wars VHS
And jump into hyperspace to a galaxy I loved best
I was a student of the Wars and learned about the Force
I loved Mark Hamill and his lightsaber of course
Yoda taught me do or do not, there is no try
And Han showed that a Tauntaun is warm on the inside
So when it came time for the Special Edition
George cleaned up the trilogy like a master technician
It was slicker and cleaner than I had first seen it
But some of the changes were strange I must admit
There were digital Dewbacks and Greedo shot first
"Lapti Nek" was gone and Jedi Rocks was the worst
But when George cut the Yub Nub song
The ending of the trilogy just felt so wrong

It's the Blu-ray, The Complete Saga
Gonna buy it, eff the drama

Yub Nub means freedom, this was the Rebel's call
But it got replaced with "Victory Celebration" y'all?
I hated this change, it made me so angry
I could've ripped off an arm like I was a Wookiee
But that was a long time ago, I've had my growing pains
And my love for Star Wars, shoot, remains the same
So now with the Blu-Rays, people start complainin'
They say they're fed up and their interest is wanin'?
So what if Ewoks blink and Vader says noooo,
I'm ready to roll with The Maker and you fakers can go
If you really think about it you'll begin to see
You can't hang on to how things were from the time when you were 3
Look, George is an artist and artists create
He's gonna try to improve his work so don't start to hate.
If you can think you can do better there's a thing called YouTube
I'd love to see your videos and see what you can do.

It's the Blu-ray, The Complete Saga
Gonna buy it, f** the drama
It's the Blu-ray, The Complete Saga
I'm gonna buy it, f** all this drama


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