 Shout out to Squarespace for sponsoring today's video. I love the sense of scale in this game. If you look up in the sky, you can see the Milky Way Galaxy. Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah. It really gives you an idea. Oh, we are far from home. Oh, yeah. We're very, very far. Hey, are you the Ark? Because that ass is out of this world. Yeah. Oh. So how about that local sports team? Shut up. Gang squad, gang squad, gang squad, gang squad, gang squad. Right now, J, the one-man gang squad. I know what I was hoping. Gang squad. Gang squad, gang squad, gang squad. Got him. Gang squad, gang squad. Yeah. Gang squad. It's so good. Oh, hello. Sorry, guys. Stop. Dude, it's like we got two Warthogs, except one's cooler. Yeah, we're in the cool Warthogs. Does your Warthogs shoot rave lights? No, but, uh... Ow. Get in or die, your choice. I'm trying to get in, man. You just kept on running. You run from my love. Damn, I thought that worked. This Warthog literally cannot be any more destroyed. What? No, nothing. Nice. No, they're killing the sentinels. I trust you, J. I believe in you. Hard belief. The greatest. Oh my God. That was clutch. I shot out the turret. I don't know what you want. I want it. I want it. Can I... It's my turn. Yeah, go ahead. Mom said it's my turn. I'm gonna chop her. There we go. I'm gonna go kill God. Tank. Tank. Tank, tank, tank, tank, tank, tank, tank, tank, tank, tank, tank, tank. Three tanks. Yeah! And a Warthog. No one's gonna get on that. I call dibs on the Warthog. This is the power trip that Halo always needed, by the way. Tank beats us. God, just multiple tanks. Tank beats us. Yeah, I love that line. It's so enthusiastic. God. Halo tried to make it really seriously. So many tanks. Yeah, nothing's getting past us. Oh my God. Yeah. It's cool. Oh, that thing's stuck. Oh, dude. Alec, you got the best piece of equipment. The auto turret. You know the useless short-range auto turret that like kills nothing? Yeah. Show us how great it is to deploy. Wow, look at him. I love this thing. Never mind. I forgot about how much I loved it. You could push it around and bully it. Yeah. I love how dangly it is too, whatever you just like push it. All right, did we win? Okay, since the, uh, yeah. What? Nothing, I guess. I mean, too can play that game. You're gonna die. Hey, nice. This is a traffic jiff. Go, dammit, you're holding up the road. Go. Just go. Just go. No. Oh, God. Survival to the finish. Oh, no! Why is the tank just stuck there? The right is just fucking, no, look at the far right. The tank just started. Oh my God. Just go. Just go. Stop blocking the road, fucking asshole. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The gawth hog. I know how to get rid of that. Ha ha. All right. Yeah, go away, bubble shield. Shit. I did it. A weapon to surpass the metal gear. Fuck. This is my last chance at redemption with the grav lift. Gravel lift take five. I don't know what happened there. I got launched at like Mach five. Like that. All right, there we go. Why am I blowing on punch? There we go. Guys, don't look at explosions. Well, good news. The driver's dead. And chose the hog. Hi. Oh, dude, you interrupted his pissing session. Oh, you never interrupt a man during his pissing session. Yeah, man. Dick out and all. He didn't even have time to zip it back up. Everybody stand back. Watch me duel this man properly. All right, go for it. It's over, chieftain. I have the high ground. Auto turret, go. Auto turret, get him. Yeah. Get him auto turret. Right in the dick. Nice. Got him. We have to have a memorial for auto turret after this is over. Yeah. He had the biggest dick. Oh, fucking this fucking. Yes. Oh, fucking best level in the game. You said that, I think every level. Because they're all the best level. This is the fucking. Oh, fucking color box. Yes. Fuck you. Covenant. He's excited. My Spartan laser goes blah, blah. I'm dead. Four shots left. My God, dude. He is full out of this fucking thing. Didn't you? You didn't even wait for a moment to use it. You're just like, look, a crunch. Wait, wait, wait, I want to see. I think I can glitch this one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yes. I'm in. So what is the fire like? Uh, like this. There's no cooldown. Oh my God. All right. Well, he takes the point now. Like 12 seconds later. Oh, well, we lost it. We died. We died like men. We lost the one good thing we had. Get in. Wait, I know, guys. I know what to help. Well, there they go. I'm coming in. Tonight we go to Valhalla. All right. If we kill this chieftain real fast, he won't use his invincibility. Invincibility, sorry. Yeah. Oh, no, he had a flare. God damn it. Nice. Bye, Jay. Good luck. Any clips again? Bye, Jay. Okay. End up in the end of year. Hornet time. Yeah. This feels like finding a stuffed animal you love as a kid. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. It's like, oh, I remember this and it's like so good and it feels nice and warm. This is what the murder hornets were supposed to be. Yeah. This is their final form, but that was a filler arc and the author of 2020 just kind of forgot about it and decided to drop it. Yeah. Well, with the amount of explosions, I think we might have taken care of that. Good. More bubble shields. You just happened to walk in between the space of the two bubble shields where my grenade happened to be. Oh, my God. God, that was horrible. There were layers upon layers of bubble shield. You're all alive, you know. It's all right. No, I'm protected by three layers of bubble shields. Two, one, zero. Great. Bye. Wait, I have it. I can handle it. Gang squad. Gang squad. Gang squad. Gang squad. Gang squad. Gang squad. Gang squad. Gang squad. Gang squad. Gang squad. Oh, come on. Gang squad. Gang squad. Get him. This is between you and... I'm taking him with though. Yeah. No, I just want the goose. Did you kill him? No, no, he's just in stuck in front of my... I'm really boiling. A little bit. I'm just following Alec back here, just as we slowly approach. Fucking walk of shame. Just kind of run forward. Oh, there's a piano. I'm in front line, Catten. You're up first. I have defense. I'm going so fast. Oh, I died. Someone else take point. Okay. Oh, my God. What happened? Someone told me the flood was a metaphor for cancer. Then again, they did immediately follow that up with fat bong rip. Based on our current response to a current disease going around, I'm... Who knows? My hope diminishes. Why would you do that? I am so, so proud, Joseph. All right. I'll be in the tank on the ground. Okay. I'm going to air drop you in. Okay. Okay. You guys take care of that one. Take care. You gotta wait, you know. Well, I thought, I thought like... All right. Everyone like, Jake it on. Yep. All right. J, you take care of that one. I'm going in. God, this fight is just so fucking cool though. I know. Fucking two scarabs. There we go. Wait, no. Come on. You need to drop it down. One more. There we go. Everybody on. Fuck you, scarab. There we are. Everybody off. Oh, it's too late. Don't look. Don't look. It's dead. No, that's fine. No, it's dead. It's fine. Don't. It sacrificed itself so we can move on. Okay. God, look at this lighting. This is so nice. I can't see my gun. When you look at the center at some point, your gun just disappears and bloom. Why? I don't even do this to you guys anymore. This is the adventures of Arbiter and his boyfriend, Master Chief. Let me lead you safely. Okay. Okay. We can stop throwing grenades now. We had to kill that one guy with the fuel rod cannon. Did you not listen? What the fuck? I respawned off the cliff. Yeah. I'll stand here then. What the fuck? Have it again. No, it's great, guys. You keep it up, bud. Get him. You deserve that. Oh, sorry. I tried to hit him, and you just so happen to be there. Oh, bad ass. Oh, is there one else having erection? Yeah. That was pretty bad ass. That was pretty bad ass. Oh, yeah. That's right. 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Yeah, he's got a sword. My faith is waning. I'm gonna be living with him. I'm not even allowed. Excuse me, sir. Will you pop? We exist together now. Two corpses in. Oh damn. Grave mind is saying I'm Mr. Steel Yo girl. Come on. Shoot. Get back here you fucking four legged shit yelling at my cat. My God. Oh God, sorry Alex. Oh, you lived. I lived bitch. Wow. Oh God, what is happening? Okay. I just reached 48 hours. I shake you like a Polaroid. Oh my God. What is going on with this guy's polygons? Does anyone else see this butthole? Does anyone know? Oh, he's scratchy boy. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, you see that? God damn it. Hold on. God fucking. Oh my God. Okay. Yeah, I got her. It's cool. Honestly. Now the game can be good again. I'm the only one without a sword. Oh, hey, a sword. Nice. All right. We're going to blow up the reactors. So you have to do is just shoot that thing. Yep. I'm going to cut it or stand on it. You can do that too. All right. Bye. Arbiter taking the cable cutting a little bit too far in this game. Oh God. All right. Here we go. All right. Here we go. Last level. Last level. Yes. Oh, the level that you're like just erect the entire way through. Oh my God, dude. The final getaway is so goddamn horny for me. You're seeing the halo theme but with the echo button on. Oh. So the thing is, I hope you're not too attached to your swords because there's going to be a lot of death attempts. Let's see. This way. Okay. So over there, all the way over there is where the Easter egg is. So I'm going to, I'm going to grenade jump. Okay. Yep. Ha. Fuck. All right. Okay, then. You stuck your foot. Fuck off. Yeah. Honestly, I was going to get real mad. I would have fucking been happy for my friend. Yes. All right. Nice. Okay. I'm going to spawn on him. There he is. Is he? I think he's backwards long jumping. Yeah. Is he BLJing right now? I don't know. He's a gamer. He's a real gamer. God. All right. The icon of sex. All right. I'm going to do a speed run strat. Get on my head. Yep. All right. Go. Hey. Yeah. I made it. Yeah. Alec, you're banned from the Warhawk. I'm driving dibs. No. I called dibs. He called dibs. God damn it. I don't want to play this game anymore. Auto turret. Go. Thank God the morale of the team is back. Auto turret. Auto turret. Auto turret. Thank God everyone spawned first. Hey, Joseph. What's up? Hey, I'm coming to hang out with Johnson. And I think if you kill Johnson, you can get his infinite Spartan laser. Yeah, but that's killing our friend who's supposed to die dramatically in the next scene. There it is. Oh, it's only got, hold on. Is it infinite? It is not. Never mind. Okay. Well, sorry, Johnson. You asshole. You just killed Johnson before his cuts. He's alive. Look, he's got another Spartan laser. He's fine. He's basically T-posing right now. He's he's comatose. Look what you did to him. You gave it anxiety. I will kill. Yeah. All right. It's sure you will. Joe. Why? Joseph. I am the halo. I am the halo. He's he's fucking he's not letting us do it. He's not letting us come back. Oh my fucking God. I am halo. I want to play games. Mom said it's my turn to hold. Die, Johnson. Oh, well, nice. You fucked up. I got the Spartan laser bitch. It's got two battery on it. No, that's 78. Oh, cool. Why? Why me? Oh, 78 you say. Hey, Johnson, how you doing? This is the way the world ends. Hey, guys, I have a Spartan laser. I can kill him. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Never mind. It's not it's not killing him time yet. Oh, this actually is an infinite Spartan laser. Shit. Dibs. Stop it. Double laser. Stop it. Sorry. No, I'm sorry. Oh my God. Oh my fucking God. Oh, it's my corpse. Hey, it's all our corpses. Hey, my rocket's still here. Spartan laser is still here. I don't know, but I can do this now. You bitch. Why do you do this to me? I've got nothing wrong to you. It's like divinity. There can only be one. I'm so tempted. Oh, so tempted. No. Go, go, go. What? Oh, hey, there's two more hugs. Two. Hold on. I'll drive us. Just like it always was meant to be. Let's go. Cue the percussion. We're riding straight to hell. Get the ramp. Don't actually, please. Come on. Double ramp. Yeah. Let's go. This thing's got to tip over. Come on, guys. That thing's about to fall over. Well, bye. Okay, I'm dead. Joe, no. All right, it's all in you, Jay. We believe in you. I carry on for you. You're the pilot. I'm the best god damn pilot in the galaxy. Go, Jay. Go, go, go. Oh, fuck. Nailed it. We got you, boys. This is not a place we want to flip. This is not a place we want to flip, Jay. I'm the best god damn pilot in the galaxy. Oh, that was a tunnel and a half. Oh, I did not like that place. Well, not at all. Okay, things are falling behind us. I want to step on the gas a little bit harder. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Yep, do it for the warts. Wart, wart, wart, wart, wart, wart, wart, wart! It's the last stretch, Shay. Wart, wart, wart, wart, wart! Oh, so good. Yeah, the two random elites are just gone. Yeah, we're gone now. Oh my God, so good. Ah! Look at that shot. Yeah, no, the shots in this game are so good. His name is John, John Halo. Mm-hmm.