 You guys, I'm back in Arizona. Spurs Jersey has not arrived yet. So, this looks kinda similar. Season four has been off to an amazing start. We did lose our very first game, but we've already gotten our power-up player, Russell Westbrook, two upgrades. So he's real close to being invincible. We got, of course, our team captain, Victor Wemben-Yama. We've got the GOAT, Walker Kessler. I'm gonna have to get myself a Walker Kessler Jersey. Do something about it, IRS? That's a tax write-off. If they audit me, I will show them last episode. And when they see that Walker Kessler buzzer beater, they'll shut the fuck up. Gallimarchus Aldridge at PowerFord pulled him in a pack, as well as Splash Zone Trevor Ariza pulled him in a pack. And the San Antonio Slurs are looking for some more wins today. Head coach Greg Popovich is fired up after our last win and rage quit. We are one and one on the season. I'll show you the cheat sheet right now. So everything is still available, except for the very first line and the very last line. So there's a lot on the table still. You guys know the rules by now. Let's spin the wheel and see what we can add to our squad. I'm not a big fan of Trevor Ariza, but also bench depth would be amazing. It's, ugh. This is Wishiwashi, pig diamond positions wheel. So any single pig diamond player in the game, we're gonna get to choose, but they have to be, see their point got our center. It is gonna be a center. Huh. There obviously is the pig diamond taco fall, but his primary position is power forward. So we have to consider him a power forward. Is the Mark Eaton hype real? Like is Mark Eaton really that guy? There is a pig diamond Mark Eaton. He's seven foot four. You know, I don't know if the Mark Eaton hype is real or not, but I'm gonna give it a go. For 3000 MT, we're gonna get a 96 overall seven foot four center. So Mark Eaton obviously is not a starter, but he'll come off the bench for Walker Kessler. They both have jazz unis on. So when Walker Kessler is done, dropping a double double and he's tired, Mark Eaton can come in for him. Keep in mind, Mark Eaton does not have a secondary position at all. So he has to play center. All right boys, built a little depth on today's wheel spin. Not every wheel spin can be a jackpot. I'm sorry boys. This could be essential for the squad. And of course we've got the challenge wheel. The challenge wheel, if completed, will get me one pack from the store. And there are some absurdly good packs in the store. Oh, we have never gotten this one. Two separate players need 10 assists. That's actually a lot if you think about it. I don't think I've ever completed that before. Now this challenge wheel is actually kind of nice because to get Russell Westbrook in upgrade, I need 10 in any stack. So if I go for 10 assists with Russ, we're halfway to our challenge and we got a Russ upgrade. The question is who's the other person that's getting 10 assists? Opponents line up. Of course he's got end game Curry. Everybody's got him now. The rest of his team is not too intimidating. The problem is I have amethyst Russell Westbrook guarding end game Steph Curry. That just can't be good. Gotta go for the assist. Oh, shit. I was supposed to be a pass to Wemby. That would have been a free three to start this game out. Oh no, oh no. Ooh, that release is so fast. I think it surprised him. Lamarcus Aldridge. Oh. All right, end game Curry. Uh-oh, just about to say he got me but he doesn't know the release yet. Gonna have to use that to our advantage. Ooh, I can go for assist with Wemby. That should be easy. Down to Walker. Kessler, there's an assist to Wembyn Yama. Good defense. Oh, I jumped a little too early. Still got him. Wembyn Yama's got it. Walker Kessler's got the ball. Let's get another assist Wembyn Yama right here. Scream from Kessler. Good, good. Down to, where'd the ball go? Whoa, where'd the ball go? I think that was a case of Wembyn Yama's seven foot five character model. Doesn't work properly all the time. Run, run, Kessler. Easy. Get one. He's that guy. God, I'll fuck with Walker Kessler. What is wrong with you? He's the goat. He's got such a pure free throw too. Now, the reason I'm trying to get Wembyn Yama assists is I feel like it'll be really easy to just use Russ and Wemby to get Russ 10. Actually, no, I should be going, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Don't leave anybody open. Good defense. Russ to Aldridge. Back to Russ. Let's get an assist from Russ right now. Good, easy. Honestly, he kind of knew what I was doing, but Wembyn Yama's just too damn big. That was an assist for Russ, okay. One out of Westbrook. Two out of Wembyn Yama right now. Average about two and a half assists out of two different players every quarter. So far, he cannot get it going with Endgame Curry at all. Let's go Russ. Yup, Kessler with Curry on him, that's easy. Even if he's an Endgame, that's easy for Kessler. Walker Kessler off to an amazing start. Oh, oh, oh, a little too deep there, Matt. Didn't matter. Russ has got it. Let's go Wembyn Yama screen again. I think this is the freest bucket we'll get. Yup, open. Whoa, I did not mean to do that. I was supposed to go to Wembyn Yama. Damn, he yam that shit. Let's try it again. Another assist on the way. He can stand down there all he wants, but he's not big enough to stop Wembyn Yama. Beautiful start, boys. This is really good basketball right now. Hey, let's go Wembyn Yama with the board up to Russ. Back out to Wembyn Yama. That's a deep three. Oh! No, he's gonna fucking quit. Be honest, he did not have the facilities to beat me. He did not have anybody who could stop Wembyn Yama there. All right, first game's an easy one. We don't complete the challenge wheel. Didn't have enough time to do it, but we get an upgrade for Russ for the rage quit as well as a spin on the rage quit wheel. So it's a massive win for us. We also get to keep Mark Eaton. All right, boys, our spin on the rage quit wheel. Why don't we start right there and see what we got? Ooh, we're just stacking up the Pink Diamonds and Galaxy Opals right now. So this is the first five Galaxy Opals on the auction house. I get to choose one out of the first five Galaxy Opals that I see right here. Pretty simple. All right, let's see what we got, Galaxy Opal. We've got Bam on a Bio, Josh Smith, Akeem Alajuan, John Wall, and Steph Curry. I kind of want Akeem Alajuan. My little bias here, Akeem Alajuan is like my favorite player of all time. I'll build the rest of my, my big depth. I like Bam on a Bio, but he's like egregiously undersized. Six foot nine as center power forward. Six foot nine is small for small forward in this game. I'm gonna go Akeem Alajuan. 5,000 MT. I'm sure you could get him cheaper, but I'm so breaded up. I don't speak, bro. Ah! All right, so Galaxy Opal Akeem Alajuan now on the bench with Mark Eaton. So my only positions that have like a literal hole really would be my backup shooting guard, small forward, and arguably my backup shooting guard. Russell Westbrook, the next best version, is a Pink Diamond. In every single game of this season, Russell Westbrook has gotten an upgrade. We have not yet failed to get him an upgrade. That's awesome. All right, so going into game four, we've got Pink Diamond, Russell Westbrook. We've got Akeem Alajuan, Mark Eaton, and of course, we have one more wheel spin. All right, boys, I don't know if we're gonna get that lucky again on this game, so we gotta show up. Regardless, we've got a wheel spin to add to the squad. It might be Starfax. Ooh! Does he even fit it? Dude, Loki, does he fit on this team because he's small forward, power forward, isn't he? I don't wanna move Wemby to power forward, but I could get end game Durant. He's a small forward shooting guard. He's small forward shooting guard. Holy shit. I thought he was small forward, power forward. Holy shit. It might be the most random Durant jersey, but it is a Durant jersey. No way. That wheel spin is not supposed to be this good. Like it was never intended to be this good, but it is. Kevin Durant end game. Oh my God, we're gonna have Russ and Katie. We're gonna have Russ and Do Not. You gotta get James Harden. Bring all the boys back together. I'm gonna have Russ, Katie, Wembyn, Yama, Aldridge and Kessler. Kessler's a, I don't fucking hate on Walker Kessler. He's a dog. Hey, Kevin Durant. Keep in mind, we don't keep them unless we win, but we very much need to win. Russell Westbrook, Kevin Durant, Victor Wembynama, Lamarcus Aldridge, Walker Kessler, Bench, Cade Cunningham, Paul George, Trevor Ariza, Akema LaJuan, Mark Eaton. I will not be bringing Max Strusson because I am racist. All right, gentlemen. This may be the most important game of the season. I don't know if there's gonna be another game where I even have the opportunity to get an end game or an end game that fits my team so well. That's the big thing here. There is no other end game that I would want more than Shooting Guard Durant. I have to win this game. Shit, I went too fast. I'm loading the game. I didn't do a challenge wheel. And forget though. All right, boys. The challenge wheel for today. It's all about the assists this episode. Seven assists with a bench player. I could sub in the bench player right now. I want to establish a lead first. I want to win this game too badly. Anthony Black, Brandon Miller, and ooh, he's got Nevinsky. And we've got a Lamarcus Aldridge mirror matchup. So a better team than the last guy, but no end games, no invincibles. So what the fuck? Wait, you're fucking kidding me. How on God's green earth is it possible that we have the exact same unison? Oh, what? Bro, doesn't this game force you to use a home and alt in a way so that this can't happen? Oh, look at our fucking Lamarcus Aldridges. How would I ever know who's who? Yo, it's wheel of 2K. I can't just quit. Dude, fuck me. Hey, weapon Yama! All right, boys, I'm really sorry. Ronnie 2K. Ronnie 2K is in his bag, trying to sell my end game Durant video. Nice brick Lamarcus Aldridge. Is that my player? It is. Oh, Durant, come on, buddy. Let's cook Durant. Ignore the screen. Pull up Durant. I haven't practiced his jumper. I'm slightly late. That's actually good news. Yup. One more Durant. Let's drill this. Fuck my asshole. I'm gonna hit one. I hit the mad contestant midi. All right, guys, I know. I'm sure Durant's amazing. I just, those are my first two shots ever with him. All right, give me some, give me some time. Tried to dunk on Wenbin Yama. Nothing going. Down to Lamarcus Aldridge. I didn't even know if he was open. Could hardly tell. Is that open? No, good defense from Durant. Wenbin Yama's got the board. I think what's gonna be the most difficult here? Oh! Oh, Wenbi. I thought that was such a sick shot. I think what's gonna be most difficult is fast breaks. I won't know when we're open. Swatted by Aldridge. Walker Kessler's running. Walker Kessler's got a big mismatch. Kessler, bucket. Dude, this is honestly, this is ridiculous. This is gonna be so frustrating to play. I'm tempted to get a strong lead and then quit because I wanna prove, number one, that I, like, I deserve to win this game. Like, because I'm the better player. But also, I don't wanna bitch out and leave a game. He's got a few things open. Kessler just got a foul on a three. As fun as this has been? This is ridiculously not fun. All right, I'm gonna take the lead and then I'm gonna leave. I think it's only fair that I take the lead first, though. And I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it with the dog himself. Ah-hoo! Walker Kessler! All right, boys. It might have been a good game if the Juizies were good, but I can't. I can't put any of you through that. For the first time in Wheel of 2K history, we have a wash. We're witnessing history. Ronnie 2K 1, MMG 0. This is the real game. Lance Stevenson. Lonzo Ball. Kawhi. Yokich. Carmelo. All Dark Matters, but once again, no end games, no invincibles. Dude, I like the court. There's a lot of color here. I feel like I'm playing against the Harlem Globetrotters right now. All right, seven assists with a bench player. Most important thing to me, obviously, is the win. Let's go all, ooh, one more pass, Matt. One more pass. You got Durant wide open in the corner. Ooh, Durant with a steal. Durant's gonna walk this up the court. Let's get it. Let's get a screen, ignore it, and drill it with Durant. Oh, okay, guys. Yeah, I need a little work on the Durant jumper. It's crazy fast. I am not used to that end game. Lonzo Ball trying to cook on Russ. Oh, shit, I'm out of position. That works for me, Wembenyama. Oh my God. All right, Durant, I'm not gonna miss too many. Dude, are you kidding? That was late. This thing's fucking automatic. I got some learning to do here. I'm just gonna go Wembenyama in on Kawhi. I need drills at nice work. Wembenyama's got a nice size match up on Kawhi. Just stay on Kessler here. Get that shit outta here. Oh, oh, two. It's out of bounds, his ball, 1.2 seconds. Wembenyama just protect the paint. Yup, perfect defense. All right, let's run it. Quick release, quick release. Oh my God, that is so fast. Holy shit. Drill it, that's how we do it. That's fucking broken, actually. It's like a prime Steph Curry release. Be nice, Bucket Lonzo Ball. All right, Wembenyama, a freebie. I don't know why he was so out of position there. Okay, so I need seven assists with a bench player, right? Westbrook only has one right now. Ooh, I'm tempted to sub out Westbrook. I'm gonna try and get seven assists with Cade Cunningham as fast as humanly possible. And then I can bring Russ back in and get Russ' challenge. So I'm gonna try and get those assists with Cade Cunningham. Wembenyama, post up, post fade, it's butter. Oh, I thought that was so good. Polls up for three, doesn't go. All right, Cade, let's get you those assists with Cade Cunningham out to Durant. Oh, should I have? I'm gonna cross left, oh, oh, Durant, damn it. I shot that so late, damn it. All right, let's get a screen from Wembenyama. This will be a freebie. Wembenyama going to the paint. Ooh, good pump fake. I need the end one if I'm gonna get the assist, but we should still get some points up here. Don't hit the first free throw. I will hit the second. Nice work, Wemby. Dude, seven assists is gonna be hard. This guy plays so slow. Good defense, Lamarcus Aldridge. Ooh, eight seconds, let's run it. Durant's egg on the line. That's nice, that'll be points. Ooh, I don't know this free throw either. I feel like it's kind of slow. It is kind of slow. I remembered that from a long time ago. I pulled that out of the depths of my memory, but oh no, an incredibly low scoring first quarter. I'm not playing the best, but bro, this guy legitimately gets the ball, dribbles at the top for 24 seconds, and then shoots. Oh, it's so, it's actually, you know what it is? It's effective, it's so tilting. Like I'm getting mad, so it's a genius strategy. Wemby? Into Wemby, there's an assist for Kate Cunningham. Finally got one, that was a struggle, and I still need to win for Endgame Durant. I'm not really worried about losing this game, because this guy literally does this every fucking possession, just sits up there, then runs into the paint, hopes for a foul, did not get it, and now he's gonna do it again. He's gonna dribble at the top for five fucking seconds. He's gonna shoot with no time left. Get that shit outta here. Get the fuck outta here, Deandre. And oh my God, he got his board. Shoot the three. Absolute brick, it's his board. Is that Jaren Jax? I just called Jaren Jax and Deandre Aten. I did. And he'll miss again, and Akeem finally's got it, let's go. Who's open? Akeem's open under the hoop. That's an assist, Kate, let's get it. Wemby? Good deep, whoa. Nevermind, I thought I had him there. That was a great play. It's working though, I got Amethyst Kate Cunningham up there, I can't stay with him. Maybe that's like the whole point of his strategy. I don't know if Russ could stay with him any better, but there's a third assist for Kate Cunningham, so we're on our way to getting this done. Seven assists with a bench player, that's what we need. Ooh, tough layup, got it to go. All right, screen Wembyniamo, run into the rim, pass it to him late. Bucket, another assist, great work, Kate. That's four assists, we just need seven. That's fine, yeah, you're gonna, you keep rim running like that, you will start missing. Wembyniamo? I was gonna icon pass that across, but I think, yeah, Jesus, Jesus Wemby. It's on it, dude, like I shouldn't be talking shit, it's kind of an effective offensive strategy. He definitely like has a, ooh, and a good three. Somehow bricked, and he gets the offensive board. Got Elijah on there, Elijah won, puts it in. Kate Cunningham with six, let's get him out of there. We only need one more. I'm actually gonna call a timeout, get everybody some, get everybody a little bit of energy here. 10 seconds, shoots a pretty deep three, won't go. We could take last shot here. I'll probably just take the best shot available. Not gonna force anything. You look like, you look pretty small. Fuck Elijah won, what was that? And you missed it? That was legitimately a layup. I don't know what Elijah won was doing there, but 20 to 17, listen, he might play on Orthodox, but his percentage chance to turn the ball over so low because he's playing so patient, so slow. It's almost impressive. If it wasn't God fucking awful to play against, I would say it's impressive. There it is, Durant, oh, that's fast. Oh, it's so fucking fast. All right, but I'm seeing the double at least. I'll start kicking into those threes and I'll start hating them, so I don't really care that that first one didn't go. Ooh, nice move. Dude, this guy plays an absurd amount of my career. Yep, yep, Wembenyama! I know that release, you can't take that one from me. I actually like Wembenyamas, it's the perfect, it's the perfect release. Durant's a little too fast, it's kinda scaring me. 10, nine, eight, seven, good defense. Great defense, a rare turnover. We gotta turn it into points. Wemby, Wemby, Wemby, Wemby! Time, we're doing that, every time. 19 points for Wembenyama. Great, hey, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine. There it is. Fuck it, Weeball. That's Lonzo Ball protecting the paint. Ooh, I was gonna say, where's the pinch? But he got wise to it, see, he ran. He ran to Wembenyama. That meant there was no double for Durant and Durant's gonna slam it home. Ooh, that's a great play. Artist Gilmore's gonna have a freebie. Oh, Russ, great defense Russ. Just bodied Artist Gilmore, got Artist Gilmore twice. He's not happy about that. Let's keep feeding Russ. Five assists for Westbrook, we need five more in not a lot of time if we want that Westbrook upgrade. Oh wait, I don't even have Cade done yet. Cade's not finished. I forgot that I pulled out of Cade a little early. He's gonna pump fake probably. Hey, good defense, get him again. Damn it, unlucky, great play under there. I've got Curry on Lamarcus Oldridge. Pretty much exactly what I'm looking for. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, that was one of those weird shot animations but Lamarcus Oldridge does drill it. He's trying to cook up there. Oh, got up, yep. Oh wait, we need a Cade assist. Yeah, I can't believe I almost forgot about that. Ooh, step back, Walker. Sharon Jackson does slam it home. Dude, I can't say it enough times. Wembenyama gets more than once than any player I've ever seen and I keep missing free throws. 34 to 27, a seven point lead. I still don't have the Cade Cunningham assist. I'd need a quick miracle here to get Cade Cunningham assist and Westbrook assists but it is possible, so we gotta go for it. Just wait, wait, wait, nice and patient, bucket. That's an assist. No, you don't fucking... I'm so unsatisfied, I'm so upset right now actually. What an unsatisfying slow game just for the start of the fourth quarter where I could have gotten Cade and Russ. He just quits. I should absolutely never be mad about a win though. So we get the win, we get the keep end game Durant and now technically that was a rage quit but I'm gonna be honest, there's almost no way I was gonna get five assists with Westbrook. That game was so slow that it was just not that likely. It was technically possible but I don't think I earned the final upgrade on Westbrook. I don't think it would be fair for me to sub an invincible Westbrook yet. In fact, it was Cade Cunningham's seventh assist that forced the rage quit. So for our challenge, we'll Cade Cunningham's seventh assist. We have one season seven super pack. No dark matter, but we do get a galaxy opal. It's Rudy Gaubert. Can I really use him? I don't know if I can use him. To be honest, I can't. I'd rather have Mark Eaton and Alajwa. By the way, did I have Joakim Noah on this team? Boys, have I had Joakim Noah in game one and I forgot about him in this game? I'm so sorry. I don't know where he went. We clearly didn't need him and we got Alajwa and Mark Eaton so it worked out. I mean, this is an unbelievable amount of rage quits right now in season four. Wenbin Yama has taken us just through the roof. Even more store packs. We get two-time store packs. So the Gaubert did not help us. There's technically an end game Luca Donchich pack, but it's not very good. The odds are better on the season seven super pack. So I'm gonna stick to season seven super pack. I'll do two of these. See if we get any positions that help the squad. No dark matter here either. Get Tom Chambers. Can he be back up small forward? He could be. Tom Chambers can be back up small forward. Okay. And then our second store pack. No dark matter here either. We get Morris Peterson. I really don't know much about him, but I think he will have a spot on this team. All right. So first things first, Tom Chambers will come in as my backup small forward and Morris Peterson is shooting guards small forward. So we'd have to come in for Trevor Arisa or Durant, which I can't do. Yeah. Sorry, boys. I'm just gonna rock with everything as it is. All right, boys. Hey, an amazing win. We get to keep end game Durant. I'm sorry. This wasn't a long super intense episode. I wish I could control it, but hey, I will promise you one thing. I promise you next episode be an absolute banger. And by the way, if you haven't caught out, we'll do case every Wednesday and Sunday. So I'll see you Sunday. All right, boys. Hey, I love you. Thanks for watching as always. I'll see you in the next one. Peace.