 Welcome to get ready with me to go absolutely nowhere. Cute. Thank you. I was talking about the mask. I never make videos like this because I don't know, I feel like no one wants to watch them because who cares? Because I'm not a beauty guru, but I am in the beautiful people club, whether they want me or not. This feels like the kind of thing that I'm comfortable doing right now, if you know what I'm saying. I'm just gonna get ready for a beautiful day in the millionth in a row and we're gonna get gussied up to go downstairs. What does that mean? Dressed up in the face because I'm not all gonna dress up in the outfit because that's too much and I'm also not gonna dress up in the hair because I'm letting it chill. Yo chill. So I thought we would just do a little get ready with me and I'll do like a nice exciting look. Julian would you like to get ready with me? Yeah let me just show my product. Okay um that's from Japan from like six years ago so you should probably It feels like it went bad. So I'm gonna start with a little bit of foundation, but also with some shimmery. This has probably expired too. I mean hopefully you guys feel me and are on the same page that listen okay we have this makeup sitting around and we want to put it on our faces. Yeah no one's gonna see it. It's probably gonna expire soon so we gotta use it. Expired makeup and name called it. Julian what do you like to do to get ready? Yeah skincare is paramount for me. Paramount to what? I don't know I just learned that word. I'm gonna do a little concealer because what we're concealing are our feelings. And insecurities. And these circles bitch. That looks cool just leave it like that. It looks like you cried in formation. Crying information. I used to wear so much more makeup on my face when I was younger because I could pull it off and now that I'm showing the signs of living so many years. My skin just looks so much better with less product on it. All the YouTube videos that I watch are always like fake this and put all this on. And then I do that and I just look like the dustiest dust ball. I have these fake piercings. Yeah I need this. There's also some holo taco if you want to paint your nails. Oh I do want to paint my nails. Is now a good time? Yeah now's a great time to paint your nails. I'm just gonna set this a little bit. I'm using a little little fenty. Fenty really be that bitch. It really be that bitch. Can I get my close-up angle real quick? No. Come on I got a piercing. It looks so painful Julian. I can't feel it. Also make sure before you sit down everybody if you're sitting down you are responsible and put a coaster down before that ass. Do some colored eyebrows. Let's have like a fun look. So I'm just gonna shave off this tail and go ahead and leave all your angry comments below but I do not care. I also do not care if you don't like my purple brows or you don't like anything I'm about to do. Do you think I should just go in with some mini controversy this purple or I also have I like the mini controversy purple. My favorite way to do a colored brow is to use like a matte shadow or like a matte liquid lipstick. I feel like it works really well and then I can blend in some brown make it look as natural or unnatural as I feel like. I don't know where we're going today or what we're going for but we're just going for it. I know it maybe looks a lot right now but I'm gonna make it look fun and normal. What are we gonna do when we get downstairs? I hear there's a couple popping clubs. There's one called The Greyhound. There's just Greyhounds running around over and then there's another club. It's supposed to be very provocative. It's called Bark. You're like Stefan inside her life. New York's hottest club is the night club called Bark. Yeah Marbles is the bouncer the owner and the bartender. I wanted to put in a little slit in my eyebrow because I'm 33 and I can do whatever the guy want beach. I'm just going very professionally clean this up. So I just do like a little line and then I draw a triangle out and then we can fill that in with a little purple. I actually have like a flat brush that I usually use with the concealer to clean up my brows but I misplaced it so long ago. I don't know where it is and nothing else works the same. I've tried. Have you tried looking for it? Yes. Well find it. Hope that helps. I'm just gonna shade in some of my brow here. What would you usually do to get ready? Me? Yeah. So for my GRWM I basically like to watch my face and then maybe put a little bit of mustache wax or beard oil into my facial hair. Nice. To make sure we're all nice and moisturized and feeling good. Nice. And I slap myself a couple of times. And also that if I get slapped anywhere else in the day I've already been slapped before so it doesn't shock me as much. Oh. Then I brush one tooth at a time and then I leave. See I want to clean that line up so bad but I don't have that flat brush. I don't know what to do. Stop! Don't hold my hand while I'm doing my makeup. I love you though. Aww we're cute. Okay you're so fun. Can you just kiss my hand real quick? Do you think you weigh different amounts if you do a handstand on a scale than if you stand on it? Shut the hell up bitch. So just take a bath like fully naked right now in the background. They point to cropping. I don't want to crop your naked body out of my video but thank you. Come on leave it in. What? My face is upside down. GRWM. What I was thinking might look nice with a purple brow. Is this yellow eyeshadow or like a yellowy goldy but subtle? Whatever you're doing stop. All right so since I don't have any clean makeup brushes right now because although we're on lockdown your girl's still lazy as hell and I don't feel like cleaning these brushes at all beach. So I'm gonna do a little transition. This coaster is hurting my ass. Stop sitting on a coaster. I don't want to leave this thing. With your ass? I fucking love wiping my ass. So I'm not gonna put like a base or anything under this because I do want it to be kind of subtle. What you're doing right now is a hell of a subtle. Oh my god your skin's glowing. Is it? Yeah. How's it feel? Ew. Saying a small prayer for all of you in Aries season. Say a little prayer for you. Dealing with an Aries at home. My newest Aries trick is when you wear glasses to keep them on tighter just put them over your ear. What color should I like brighten things up with? Like that? Oh yeah that could be dope. More of a gold? Yeah that looks like a nooch. Julian do not call my eyeshadow nooch. I want TanaCon. TanaCon is gonna make this poppin. You know with my face I'm gonna do something a little exciting which is still an experiment and I don't know if I like it yet. I don't want to hear about how it's not blended. I've never been good at blending. Can look at pictures of me from years ago. Bitch got harsh lines everywhere. I'm gonna take a little bigger brush and I'm gonna take more TanaCon and I'm gonna go like this. Oh yes. Good. You guys remember in my e-girl makeup video when I was putting like the blush on my nose and under my eyes and all that. I've been trying it just a little bit with bronzer to see how it looks if it gives me like a similar effect. I haven't quite decided if I like it yet or not. See? It's like sick in a hot way but like sick in a tan way. Sick in a I've been outside but I'm quarantined kind of way. I don't hate it. Then I'm gonna take more of it and contour with it. I'm just gonna do like a little bit of blush but it's mostly bronzer. Still a little e-girl. Solamente un poco e-girl. Okay. Julie what if I went in with this pretty like purple over to match my brows? Yeah I think that's the one. The other vision that I had for this look tons of freckles and I finally got that little product that everybody every e-girl seems to have which is freck and I'm gonna make tiny little freckles all over my face. Freckles are a good say at home GRWM look for sure. When your girl gets up early GRWOM get ready without me. Now I'm gonna do something that I feel like I don't see people do anymore but I still do all the time. I'm gonna tight line my eyes. And when you go inside the eye yeah. How do you keep your eye open? What? Just hold it open. I got my hands on recently the magnetic bitch lashes. I've tried the kind where you put the lashes like on top of your lash and sandwich them in a magnet. Hated it. Did not work. Fell right off. But this one I'm having a little better luck with. So you do two coats of the magnetic base. I'm making a mess. So I'm gonna stop there and then I'll use an eyeliner to wing it out. That's one coat. I'm gonna do another one and wash this. What's the blush? Come here. Oh pretty. Okay there you go. No it's not a toy. It's blush. No it's not a toy. It's blush. It's blush. No it's blush. All right I'm doing my second coat of magnetic eyeliner. Jenny you shouldn't pull your lid while you're doing your eyeliner. Shut up. I'm 33 and going to stop now. Bait. Julian. Oh that looks so good. So mess up that line. Now I want to put on my magnetic lashes. Fun. For all my fellow professional esports players out there. You know how when you game in and everything's like normal and fine but then all of a sudden shit really starts to pop off and you're like damn I wish I could see without these lashes on. You can just take these off. Look it. What they're magnetic? Yeah they're magnetic. How to what your brain? What are they magnetic to? No to the liner I just put on. Did you see that? How easy. That's so cool. This is not an ad I'd probably shoot. Oh my god that's insane. Okay I'm game in but I'm cute. And then you're like oh no I can't see. Shits popping off and you just pull it off and then you're ready to play. The perfect esports tool. When shit's done popping off though you just booboo. Back on beach. What I just want to show. Look how shiny dude. Wow beautiful. Glossy taco. What do I do with my lips? Leave them kind of neutral? I think nude lips would go well with this look. Like that. Little setting spray. Oh yeah set me up. Like you're an undercover cop set me up. Last thing I really wanted to try because I saw a video of Grimes do this because I was watching like every Grimes interview I could find online because I couldn't tell if I like adored her or hated her. So I just had to watch like seven hours of videos on her to find out. I think I'm leaning towards that I adore her but she did a video where she was doing her makeup and she just took her eyeliner and just drew on a choker and I was like that she really did something with that. So I'm just gonna do that and see if I like it. Oh wait I did it like kind of Wait a second. I did it like facing it. Let's do another one shall we? Okay that is so fun. I'm always constantly like moving this up because I want it to be like in a certain spot in my neck and I can never get it to sit there. I didn't know or didn't think that you could just draw on a choker because I'm dumb and Grimes is brilliant and that's what I learned from watching seven hours of Grimes videos. Anyways that's a good time. What if I do like a little star or something cute? What do you think? Or what about just a dot? Oh oh cute. Oh fun so subtle so little. I like that. When I like something then all of a sudden I'm like what if I just did like 20 more? What if I keep myself like a little 90s beauty mark? Oh I don't think that suits me. Oh I don't think that's right. Oh honey. Oh you should have left it at your eye. You vergo with you too much Jean. Gone disappeared never happened. You didn't see anything. Let's try it again. Maybe like over here. Oh that's worse. Oh you didn't see anything. You telling me about this? I swear to god. Okay never happened. Fun okay I need to stop. All right I'm gonna take this off the tripod and then I'll show you in like the daylight. Since we all ready to go downstairs you guys ready to go downstairs? What? Oh get ready with me. Well what do you think? It looks really cute. Do you feel like we got ready with me? We got ready with you. Because we did. And now here we go on our way. To nothing. Okay you look so cute. Thank you how are your nails? I'm feel ready to do whatever it is that we're about to do. Eat food? Yeah let's go eat. Let's go eat. Oh that's it. I mean felt nice I'm not gonna lie to do just a nice sit down get ready with me because although the beautiful people keep vehemently asking me to get the fuck out of their community I'm not I'm here to stay. Literally you're here to stay. I'm not going anywhere. And I just have some makeup and it's just sitting there saying put me on bitch. Touch me. Touch me bitch. What do you think of my purple brows? Wearable? Old brows. Sorry. You trying to look in my butt? No yeah it looks really good. The brows look great I honestly love how they turned out. Thank you. Oh damn cut me. I'm wearing the leotards so I wanted to wear like a bathrobe or like a leisure suit you know because we're going downstairs and we're here but uh all my bathrobes are in the wash in fact everything I own is in the wash I just haven't done it yet you know how some people while they're in quarantine have been incredibly productive. I haven't done any laundry. Okay do you need a hug? I'll see you guys next week I'm gonna go just kidding I'm there. All right goodbye.