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Do you realize that Miss Turner can sue you for damages? She'll sue me for damage. How much more damage does she want? No. Look at the car. Oh, you dummy. She can press a suit against you. Oh, she can press a suit against me anytime. Please talk sense. We've got to lift that car up and get it out of there. Uh, yes. Where are the jacks? What will you play, Tiddlywings, too, don't you? Yes, I'll pick me over there. Entry. Now he tells me. Get the traffic jam. Tell size head gasket. Yes, I have. How do you get your hat on? Come into our filling station. If a customer drove in here right now, you would know what to do. Yes, I would. All right. Suppose the man asked for Ethel. Well, what would you tell him? I'd tell him it was a day off. In front of the gas station. Oh, you want me to sober her up? No, Ethelteam. That's two kinds. Ethelteam or Ethelene. He could give him Ethelene. That's the one I'd better get to get to laugh. Get into our gas station and his motor knock. And he has a miss in his motor. I mean a puncture unit with a puncture. Do you know what a puncture is? Oh, yeah. Take that uniform off her relations with you. You are? Well, you're right. If I got a knuckle, I wish it cut up, too. No, listen to me. I mean, you're through. Fire. Now get out of here. Go ahead. Stop. You heard me. You're firing me up. You are fired. Where through? Start. I tried it. No, what do you mean it won't start? All you have to do is choke your motor. Do what? I said choke your motor. Let's go back 2,500 old Ethel. Experience is the best teacher. Yes, experience is the best teacher. When cigarettes were very scarce not many months ago, most smokers took what they could get. One day, one brand, another day, some other brand. Now that experience taught smokers that the costly tobaccos blended in the traditional camel way set camels apart from all others. That fact is proved by today's record demand for camels. As old Ethel also said. Actions speak louder than words. Yes, actions speak louder than words. The actions of today's experienced smokers speak louder than any words about any cigarette. For more smokers are asking for camels today than ever in camel history. Yes, camels are the choice. The choice of millions whose own experience taught them that the expertly blended, costly tobaccos of camels set camels apart. C-A-M-E-L-S. Yes, camels are the choice. The choice of experience. Now the orchestra. It's the rhythm of Tampico. Oh, freaking jungles. How would you like to have a bunch of ties you could sell without priority? That's Mr. Costello. Gee, your hair looks lovely. No kidding. I could tell you just had a warrant tied to your bangs. The smoke of any cigarette. Yes, in a cigarette, the smoke's the thing. But only you can judge it. How the smoke on your tongue tastes. How the smoke in your throat feels. Only your T-zone can tell. It's the best teacher. Exactly. And a few months ago, when smokers' T-zones had to sample so many different smokes, countless smokers learned that the costlier tobaccos of camels suited their T-zones to a T. Yes, they found camels most pleasant in taste. For today, the preference for camels is the greatest in all camel history. In the zone where smokers test the smoke of any cigarette, it's the other choice. More smokers are asking for camels today than ever in camel history. Get Mrs. Niles' car. Our car again? The car isn't here. The car was down on Main Street. On Main Street? But why didn't you bring it out evenly between them? Mr. and Mrs. Niles, I didn't mean to wreck your car. Mrs. Ken Niles. Oh, indeed. And which one is have the sailors whistling at her? No, no. A billiard ball with legs. Go on. My wife for her money. Melanin. The capture of Batan. In your honor, men of the Cyclone Division, the makers of camels are sending to your fellow servicemen overseas, 500,000 Camel Cigarette. The dishonor is the different units of the Army, Navy, Marines, and Coast Guard. A total of a million camels sent free each week. Camel broadcasts go out to the United States twice a week. Our rebroadcast to practically every area in the world were our men of station and in cooperation with the good neighbor policy also to Central and South America. Listen, next Thursday, when Camel again presents Abbott and Costello. And I'll hear about Abbott and Costello with a final word. Well, Costello, Mrs. Niles is still waiting here. She wants to know what you're going to do about that car of ours that you smashed. Yes, Costello. I simply can't get along without transportation. Why, I've never walked anywhere in my life. When I first came to California, I drove clean. I can't eat a kind of transportation you had when you came out here to California. And why not? They don't make covered wagons anymore. Good night, folks. Good night, Abe Green. Don't forget, buy your vegetables. Good night, Abe and Patterson. For another great Abbott and Costello show, brought to you by Camel Cigarettes. And remember, try camels in your tea zone. See if they don't suit your taste, your throat to a tea. Cold weather and pipe smoking somehow go together, especially if you can settle by the fire and take it easy. But you want the right kind of fire in your pipe, too. The cooler, slow-burning fire of Prince Albert tobacco. Prince Albert burns slowly because it's crimped cut. A special no-bite treatment takes out the parts and stings, let you enjoy the rich, mellow flavor of Prince Albert as often as you wish. Do you wonder why Prince Albert is the world's favorite? Try it just once, and you'll know. And be sure on Saturday night to tune in the great Prince Albert radio show, Grand Ole Opry, Coast to Coast on NBC. Cigarettes will be back at this very same time next week. Don't miss it. This is Ken Niles in Hollywood, wishing you all the pleasant. Good night.