 Don't Jewel. It's not cool. Hey! Welcome back, boys! We're going back to the yard! It's so addicting. Yo, and I know I was talking shit about the tucked-in jerseys, but I think my dude looks kinda dope now and I'm ready to play. I decked him out with the short shorts, like literally me IRL. Always, bro. Always. This is how I look at home. This is how I look away. I'm excited when I get my ranks up, I get my cred up, and I can get those golden white compression shorts. All right, so head to head. Miami Port is now open, which I have never played on, and that's what we're gonna be doing today. All right, I'm excited. Presumably, this is the same as Lamontay Gate, where it's only four teams worth of players, but I don't even know that division off the top of my head. I'm going scrambling QB every time. No, it isn't. Because they got Sammy Watkins, Jerry Judy. They got Grog. I'm taking the Grog for my center. That's actually kinda dope. Next up, we got Evan. So this definitely has Buccaneers, Rams. You know what? Maybe this actually has everybody. I'm gonna go Jalen Ramsey here. I'm glad. I hated that. I hated that NFC North thing. Gardner Minshew, Derwin James, Carlos Dunlap, David and Joke. Mmm, I don't know. I don't really want any of these dudes. Actually, I'll take Minshew. I'll take Minshew so I can do the sauce like I did last time with Air Noggers. And then Josh Allen with Armbar and Enforcer. Hell yeah. I love to see an enforcer on the squad. Patrick Peterson has human joystick, and at one step had faster reactions to receiver cuts and man coverage. That's nasty. I'm still going, Mike, Evan, so sorry. He's amazing. Of course, Gronk looks like a goddamn moron. I still haven't figured out how to do that thing where you bat passes to other receivers. There's a way like when the ball's in there, you can slap it to someone else like volleyball. I always told you guys, Madden is a volleyball simulation game. All right, where's Puppa Meeks? I'm right here. Let's see some clamps, baby. We're in man coverage here. My man is open. I'm not gonna lie, but he doesn't see it. This guy's number is also 69. You gotta respect that. Cobra Panther. Let's see what he wants here. Mmm, nice ball. He has got nice balls on him. Really nice balls. That was the call-o-mag. Third and goal. Wait, how is he third and goal? Is this a special game mode? Oh, this is a special game mode. He can't get it first. He has to get the touchdown. That really complicates things. Oh, he barely gets that off, and he stepped out of bounds. You fucked me. Clap them cheeks, bro. I love this guy, though. Oh, Puppa Meeks got that. I was fucking for the goal. That was bullshit. I was all over that. I got... He was the ball went going up, up, up, up. He was facing that way, and he did the ball went like that. I'm so pissed. This is shit. There's nothing here. Oh, take that back. I was hoping we could pick that up and go. I need Minshew back here. All right, so we're just gonna dump this off, and then up to Minshew, who can still throw... Oh, Puppa Meeks. Puppa Meeks is open. That's why we get Minshew. I'm gonna pitch you back. Yes, sir. One more. Yes, sir. No, I almost did it. Let's see that block, baby. Okay. So wide open. Got him. Need you to stay up. Fourth and goal, I do not need much. Minshew's coming with me. That's just such an easy pass. How do you miss that? All right, it's okay. I'm still gonna win this. I'm not losing a guy named Clap Them Cheeks. That's like my whole thing, basically. Okay, so step up, Mike Evans. Just missed. Get up. Get up. Get up. Go work, go work. We got Derek Henry down. I'm gonna send a blitz. Since he keeps going back behind. Oh, I'm there. Okay, perfect. Fourth and goal. There's no way he's doing that shit again unless he gets a super lucky catch. I'm gonna blitz Kenan Allen. I'm gonna go deep with Kronk. Yes. Fight. Yes. Let's go. Kronk with the interception. And that gives me a point. Kronk is a perfect man to have back there, dude. I'm gonna send Mike Evans. Why not? Oh, I gotta deke this man. Shit. I was trying to put a move on him and I didn't realize you couldn't do that back there. I'm in a bad spot. I should just be able to send Kronk though since he's just leaving it. Yeah. He's just leaving it open. Third and goal. I need to get a lot more yards though. All right. So pass it off to... No, Ramsey crossed the damn line of scrimmage back to Papa Miggs. It's not enough. It's not enough. And we're just gonna hope Mike Evans will make a play. Let's see it, Mike Evans. He's got it. He's got it. It's crazy. It's crazy. That's when we get Mike Evans. I'm gonna go for two. I'm gonna block Kronk again because I know his users are just gonna do that shit. Oh, that's open. That's open. He's got it. Laser. I got first one free activated. He definitely made an illegal pass there. Where's the refs when you need him? Because I know he's gonna throw behind. Yep. And I'm just gonna rock him. Yeah, I knew he was gonna do that. Dude, I almost should play like a defensive player because I always had this X factor and I never get to use it. Yeah, he knows. Oh, it doesn't matter. We got him. Oh, somebody's tackling. Fourth and goal were up by one. This is huge. I know what you want to do. Oh, he doesn't. He's gonna lob it deep on my head because I'm an idiot. He knew that I kept stepping up Mike Evans. Well, it's not a multi-pass DD, so he only got regular points for that, which is really good. He's looking for the multi-pass. I'm gonna get over on it. Nope, shit. He missed it. He missed it. This is huge. I gotta get this now. I just gotta get the touchdown now. All right, so he's playing the middle. Okay, easy. Back to Papamigues. Yes, sir. I got first one free activated, so he breaks that tackle. That's how I'm gonna lose, really, off of a fumble. That's lame. I was just marching down that field to score. That's really lame. It'd be like that though. Let's hop into another one. Hopefully we'll have better luck in that one. What's the team gonna be today? So scrambling QB. Stafford first. No, I can't do that. There's a Ray Lewis. I'm gonna go Mike Evans. I throw to the center so much. I gotta do a wide receiver type. This is where I could take a QB, but I don't have one. AJ, sure, dude. Why not? Gronk, please. I'd love to. And then Derek Henry. This is a weird team. I don't want to go Minshu last. I'll just go Kalomag. All right, off the... Oh, I can almost... I'm gonna take off, yeah. There is a guy too close behind me there. All right. All right, so it looks like he's gonna be there every time. Back to Papamigues. Back to him. Oh my God, we're rifling these passes. Oh, wait, why can't I throw it? I couldn't throw it to Papamigues for some reason. Did you see that? My X button went away. I just lost the play because of that. That sucks. I was really excited to run that. This man was a bona fide scrub. Annoying. All right, this is big. Ooh, X is open, but he's gotta get all the way to the end. So no, no, no, you can't secure catch it. Okay. Well, this has been... This has been eventful. He got scared. I'm going to go on Papamigues. Yup. Stay on the man. I got this. This is my ball. Yes, sir. Return it. Return it. Come on. Give me those blocks. Give me those blocks. Yes, sir. All the way. Oh, that guy's fast. Eight easy points right there. We're gonna go for three on this. Up to the field. That's Mike. That's Mike. Evan's not a very small boy. Yeah, he's gonna catch that. 11 to 0. Back at defense. Let's do it, boys. Oh, shit. Why wasn't I guarding that? I think my brain just shut off for a second. Go get him. Go get him. Go get him. Fourth and goal. The score glitched out and the drive's glitched out. Look at the scoreboard. Someone, please look at the scoreboard. Am I still gonna get the win, even if I can't tell what my score is? I really could just beam it up to Mike Evans every time, because he's always gonna have man coverage little man on him. You know? I'm just gonna take off. All right. So let's get the pitch right now. Not who I wanted that to go to. I'm pretty sure it's 11 to 0. Last eye check. All right. I'm just gonna leave that open and I'm gonna fuck with him. I tried to do something different. It didn't work. Oh, I'm starting to see the score, you guys. Look, it's Lola to Bra. It literally says Bra. Am I? Are you guys seeing what I'm seeing? And Mike, he didn't just drop that. Wait a second. It's Lola to Grub 1. He could win this game. Very good, EA. Very good. He's gonna throw right here. Oh, shit. I just can't let him score. Oh, shit. Gronk is slow as hell. Gronk is slow as hell. I don't know how many points he has. I think he has eight and I have 11. I'm gonna cover the middle, because he's just gonna throw the post again. Please. Please. Thank you, Gronk. I was gonna be so mad. 12 to 8. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure we won. Do I keep Kalomak? I'm gonna switch him out for Leonard for next. I haven't used him yet. Let's do it. I can also see. Oh, shit. Shit. We're playing. Shit. Oh, he's gonna throw me an interception on the first play. Come here. What are you doing, Sass Bance? Why are you being silly? Shut your bitch ass to fuck up. AJ Buye, the goaded QB. Dude, he's got it. All right. Let's take our time here. Back to Papa Meeks. We can still throw. Oh, I can still throw. Shit. I thought I was gonna lose it there. Now I have infinite time, right? Oh, I'm gonna throw that. God, it's the Derek Henry. I just can't throw that at any point, but I'll take what I can get. I just feel like I could moss whoever is over top of him at any times, you know? Like, he's got Chris Godwin out there on Mike Evans. He's gonna catch that. All right. We're gonna throw this to Derek Henry and then to Mike Evans. So Derek Henry, uh-oh. I went too far. Throw it back to Papa Meeks. Do not have the desired effect. I'm gonna be totally honest with you. Dude, look at the people watching the game literally from, like, cargo shipping containers. It's interesting. All right. So I knew he was gonna do that. Get out. I'm gonna blitz it when he tries to throw underneath because I know he's gonna. So he's gonna throw underneath right here. My ball. Oh, Derek Henry, nice catch. Damn. We're just gonna sit back here at Papa Meeks and wait until he throws it. All right. He's getting- he may have just downloaded the yard. All right. Off to Gronk. Do I take off? Or do I wait patiently? I'm gonna wait patiently. Dude, his name is McCocketer. He's Barry McCocketer. Dude, that's so awesome. Oh, I could have maybe thrown a- I'm just waiting. Dude, I really do have infinite time. Put a timer on me. Someone put a timer on me. Let's figure out how long I'm gonna do this for. I get to- Oh, no, don't do that. That's no fun. Well, you know what? You're gonna do that, man, then I'm just gonna bomb a touchdown on you. Should've stayed on me! That just makes no fucking sense. I mean, it's just bullshit. You should've let him play coverage, man. And now we're just gonna moss Chris got one. Oh, you didn't catch that? Easy massacre to end the video though. This is rude though. There's nowhere that you can throw that a success on here. I got that ball. Popple Meeks with the pitch to Derek Henry. One more pitch. It's on the ground. I may have made a mistake. Turns out I did. Barry, Barry, Barry McCocketer. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? Oh, wait, did I pick that off? I did. Hey, Jay Booyah's got it. I just gotta swerve him. No, swerving is impossible in this. Get the ball, Popple Meeks. Popple Meeks just stayed there with his dick in his ass. And I also don't know... I don't know how to do... Like, I can do a stop and go like swerve in a head-to-head easy, but I can't do it in this. I mean, that's game over, but he threw... I've never seen that animation. Popple Meeks was the player of the game with two take plays and a touchdown. I can replace with a free agent. My Kevin's is amazing, but I kind of want to go with Laramie Tunzel as a joke. I'm doing that. Does Laramie Tunzel in the yard have a gas mask to smoke weed out of? That'd be kind of cool. He doesn't, though. Relay him. Did it really fucking crash? Do I have to close the app now? Are you serious? Uncool. All right, we're trying again. I think this would be my last game, though. Lamar at center. I guess I can do that, but it doesn't help too much because I can never get him in the backfield. Unless there's a play where he can go in the backfield and I haven't found it yet, I'll see if I can get him. I got Teddy Bridger. I have a lot of QBs on this team. Let's do an all-QB team. James? Hey, I got wits. I'm about to do the all-QB team right here. Give me another QB. QB, Q... I ran out. My luck ran out. I have all-QBs, Pat, Pete, and Laramie Tunzel. Team's actually kind of dog shit. I'm not going to lie. Why would you say that? Ah, he don't early. He don't early. Popping me into something in the middle. Got to go! What just happened? I think I just broke the guy in the endgame. What did he just do? I'm going to look for James Winston on this wheel route. Okay, got it to him. No, shit. It's so hard to control these dudes. They hop-stepped like five yards. Whatever. That was one of the coolest touches I've done in the yard yet. So I'm cool with that. He's just going to ride for one off. Jaylen Ramsey. Third and goal. He's going to throw underneath here. We're going to go get it. Yup. He goes back to rake. See, I don't even know that that's your fucking team. Like, I thought that might have been my guy. They gots to fix it. He's going to throw right here. He's going to throw right here. Yes! All right, back up. No, where's Papa Meeks button? Papa Meeks doesn't have a button. I'm throwing right here. He's got it. Oh! James! Oh, James Winston isn't fast enough. Going to go over to bridgewater behind the back. A little bit of sauce. Up to X. Uh-oh, now we're running. Now we're actually running. Oh, wait. Now I got to deke one more. Dude, I'm actually bullying this guy. Holy shit. I'm pretty sure if I throw behind me. Oh, shit. Wait, that's weird. Gets it off to my Gavin's. He's going to go back and he's going to kick it. He just kicked that ball. He kicked that ball with his foot. I'm going to blitz here because he's going to like hang around back here and do some bullshit. Oh! I'm soaking this game. Oh my God. You just got read like a book. Who are we going to throw it to though? Oh, deke. Deke. Double dekes? Triple dekes? All right, 20-40-0. That's pretty much game. No way I can give something up right here. No way. That was 20-40-0. He's got John Brown over there with Teddy Bridge. Oh, Teddy Bridge said no sir, not today. Back to Papa Meeks. Back to someone else. That's his ball now. 25-6. All right, I'm going to close it out on that one. I'll inspire. Hey, I hope you guys enjoy. I love the yard. I think for the next yard video, I'll play the game again. Just got to say, 12 rush yards, 60 receiving, two touchdowns. For the next yard video, I think I'm going to try out a different prototype, either a defensive one or a tight end, and I'll see if I can play well there too. But cool. Hey, thank you boys for watching. I'll see you in the next one. Peace.