 Hello, thank you all for coming. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Dr. Tilda David Moose. I am the director of Site-19. I'm here to, pardon my colloquial tone, I'm here to talk to you about magic. I'm not a very good speaker, just letting you know that up front. If it were up to me, someone else would be standing here, so let's just start this with some questions. Raise your hands like you're back in school. Easiest way, don't you think? Oh, that's too many hands. All right, you in front, go ahead. No, this isn't an orientation for Mobile Task Force Sigma 3. Sigma 3 is a task force that doesn't exist. It doesn't hold orientations. I think they had one orientation ever, and that was when they were created. If you're here from Sigma 3 and you think you need an orientation, your superiors haven't been doing their jobs. Next question. I thought I said don't ask me questions about... Okay, fine. She just asked why everyone here is from Sigma 3. First answer, it's not everyone. More two-thirds of you. I see at least a dozen are high-ranking members of Town 9, the bookworms. Some of you are clearance for researchers who've just been read into this program. At least three of you are new directors, and some of you are spooks. Not saying who, of course. Just have fun wondering about that. Anyway, very, very few people in the Foundation are allowed to know anything about magic. This is by far the largest number of people I've ever spoken to about this. I guess what, with everything that's been happening recently, the overseers want more people knowing what's going on? Yes, okay, ask a question. His question was, what exactly is Sigma 3? In that case, I have a question, too. How the hell does anyone in here not know what Sigma 3 is? You should have been sent the material on. Right, great. Still in the process of declassification, I see. I take it back, I suppose. Okay, we'll start with what we call the Anomalous Community. Give you the lay of the land. How the world works out there in the shadows. I'll explain how our groups of interests fit into this. I'll tell you about the Wanderer's Library. And yeah, I'll explain a little bit about Sigma 3. In between, we'll have breaks, so you don't hate me too much. I assume you already know this, but there may be about a hundred of you in here tonight. Still, you are a fraction of the Foundation's population. We're going to keep it that way. Anything you hear from me, anything, is not to be discussed with anyone who's not read into this program. On pain of death, probably. Finally, I'm going to talk to you about magic. Don't panic, no. You're not hallucinating. There has been no containment breach, and I promise there are no drugs in your coffee. I am quite simply talking to you in the color blue. This is because I am what they call a mage, or if you like, a type blue, or a witch. This is stuff we can do. Well, magic. Trivial magic, but magic nonetheless. But I'm not going to talk about magic quite yet. Just give me a moment and we'll get started. Continued in Magic Orientation Sigma 3. End of file. To learn more about the SCP Foundation, subscribe to SCP Orientation today and turn the notification bell on so you don't miss any of our videos.