Humorous look at 2016 General Election inspired by the Water Protests and Enda Kenny.
Written by Fintan Foley
Sung by Kevin McCarthy
Words of :
Taoiseach Enda Kenny.
Taoiseach Enda Kenny was a man of high renown,
Tooral looral looral looral loo,
In search of gallant voters he scoured the country round,
Tooral looral looral looral loo,
Though his face ‘twas fine and empty, of fine photos he had plenty,
And his chest ‘tis covered with a shirt so blue,
Well ‘twas he who looked a hero and made the people stare O,
As he stood outside Dail Eireann tooral loo,
But alas for human greatness every dog must have his day,
Tooral looral looral looral loo,
And poor Taoiseach Enda Kenny he is getting old and grey,
Tooral looral looral looral loo,
No longer folks are willing to take his sneaky bidding,
And things for him are looking mighty blue,
For in spite of all the flooding the clean water isn’t running,
For Taoiseach Enda Kenny tooral loo,
Now Taoiseach Enda Kenny what a wretched sight to see,
Tooral looral looral looral loo,
His back that once was firm and straight is almost bent in three,
Tooral looral looral looral loo,
Some protesters with plackards have called his cronies blackguards,
And told the Irish people what to do,
When he’ll lose his occupation let’s all sing in jubilation,
For Taoiseach Enda Kenny, tooral loo.