 and he's shoot. What I've done is I've written like unlimited rounds just about shuffling cups of tea. That's how you shuffle tea. I get it. I need to rewrite them like this. So, yeah, how have you, because you obviously know his style, he's done loads and battles, he's got a lot of views on him, he's very clear what his style is. How are you gonna write, because obviously your style usually is incredibly different to his. So how would you approach this one? I've got Marlowe to write my bars. Yes, you have. No, no, no, no, no, no. Syroship. No, Syroship. I'm just gonna do what I do and I'll let my performance do the talking for me. Woo! But the talking does need to involve bars. Sorry, that's what I'm asking you. Oh, shit, I was gonna for this stuff. So, because obviously you're known for a certain style that I'm gonna assume maybe taking a guess, you're not gonna hit him with, because it might not. Well, let's be honest, it'll be fucking pointless if I come out and say when I battle disaster, because he's just gonna make me look like a twat. But, yeah, so I guess I don't wanna give too much away with what I'm gonna say, you know what I mean? I think I'll battle better rappers than Shuffle, but I don't think I'll battle anybody as credible as Shuffle Tea. Woo! I'll battle Tony, I'll battle Shotty, I'll battle this. They're all good for a different reason as to why Shuffle is good. Shuffle's good because he does what he does. If I ain't gonna come into this battle expecting to hear some fucking, some gunfire shit from it, I don't know, I don't know. Have you done that? Yeah, you know, I've written quite a few gunfires. So, yeah, you know, I've been there, I've been down there, as long as you can tell. I rank him high, to answer your question, I rank him high. The same question to you, before we trade a lot, where do you rank unanimous? You've battled a lot of people now as well. The thing is, you know, I've battled RS, I've battled Liquid, you know. I've been there, I've battled Sergio and Red GSD. He's a fucking, he's three-old, you know. Yeah, you know, you know, I've been there, I've been there, I've been down as low as I can go. And here I am against unanim, Puss. Oh, shit. He didn't, did he? Yeah, he did. But you're still, where do you rank him? Where do you rank him? Fourth, is that what you want to hear? Fourth from bottom, or fourth from top? How many people have I battled? Do you know better than me? I don't take any notice of it. You know, I see all these people, I see all these names. And I go, look, oh, God, yeah, I've battled this person now, but no, no, no, I don't think about it. You know, unanim Puss isn't, he's only solid for our 20,000s. That's why I rate him. You know, shuffle tea, I'm not a tall guy. Gemini, Gemini, not so much. Do you think you'll be able to find a pyramid big enough? You're gonna ask if I can fucking find a pyramid big enough to stick in his ribs, right? Well, of course not, you know, maybe it's actually a big cage. Damage. It's a group cage. Well, you bring a pyramid to this valley. Only, only about three or four. The thing is, I think about that question is that, I think what everyone has a problem with is that as soon as you start to enter a pyramid into someone's ribs, you look at the diameter of a pyramid, and you go, you look at it, and you go, look, as soon as it gets past the two, three, four, maybe five inch as a max, it's gonna start ripping apart to the other side. And then it's not through the ribs anymore, is it? It's higher quality. Exactly, and that's why it's not a good bar because you have to go, maybe a pin, maybe a sewing needle, maybe something like that would go through the ribs, a pyramid, you're gonna tear the flesh apart. Honestly, like jokes aside or whatever, right? Obviously, you've all seen that. After. What the fucking? Just do it after. What basically I'm just fucking hungry again and I'm gonna fuck the guy up because he wears Winkle pickers for fucks sake. Sharp heart, well you're a go- I can tell he's fucking hungry, I can't see that. No, I mean, like, it's fucking easy. I mean, this is exactly the same as every other battle I've had, you know, like a very, very angry fucking person comes at me and goes, and I go, all right, mate, fucking calm down. Yeah, but that's a gimmick though, that's not even gonna last so long, bro. I'm a gimmick. That's not even gonna last so long. And he fucking sees you in a battle, that's not even gonna last so long. Look! What the fuck are you doing? You say about gimmicks and you say about people getting angry in the best way. Sean, look, three-odd you, bro. Three fucking nil. But then we look back at the past couple of performances and then we go, villain, how did he do? Sharon, how did he do? Tony, how did he do? Every time you ask for a battle, you go, I want this battle, I want that battle. Stop asking for battles. Yeah, I know, I know, I fucked him up. I want this battle! Oh, you kinda fucking slaughtered you, didn't you? Who? Every fucking cunt. I get it now. He didn't want to be villain or Sharon or Tony. Well, every one of you, not if you're not fucking backgrounding, you're gonna lose, aren't you? He wanted to lose, and that's the point. Yeah. I guess maybe, yeah, I guess if that's the point. And I've been bodied worse than Shuffle could bodied. So that's it, you know, I've been fucked up worse than he can do that, so I'm ready for fucking, of course I respect him as a writer. Shuffle, what about you? Do you respect him as a writer or do you not? No. No, no, no, no, I respect, yeah, no, I respect him as a writer, in the same way that I respect Ernest Hemingway. Like, you know, I can read it and I can go, oh, this is great, but Ernest Hemingway isn't gonna win in a battle, is he? Your style and writing style is more like fucking Ernest Hemingway than mine, isn't it? Have you read any of it? And he's, no, I haven't, no, I haven't. No, I haven't, you should read some. But I know, Blight, his name, that you're similar to him. At a mountain claws, at a mountain paw claws. But my point would be that like, you know, you have this whole thing about the monstrosity. Yeah. But you're not a monstrosity. Why? Why? Because you're the person who everyone wants to battle, but nobody wants to see. Mm. What's more like, like, no, no, no, no, it isn't. No! That's why I'm serious. I mean, it kind of is like, like you have this whole thing on the line. Bro, the battles for a half-assed it are classic. No, I believe you, I believe you. When you're half-assed it, you're classic. It's true. But my point is that you have this whole kind of, when did you last hear somebody say, oh, I want to see Shuffle Tea battle on his own? When did you last hear that? When did you last hear someone say that? Oh, I want to see Shuffle Tea versus, oh yeah, fuck, no one cares. If you actually asked him two days ago. Who's that Marlowe? No, no, no. You should probably battle Chris Lees, mate. Like, you know what, make this a fuck. You should battle Chris Lees, and me and Marlowe should battle. You sound a little bit desperate, but my point is that when people say, you know, they want to see me battle you, they're saying that for the reason that they want to see you ridiculed. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. And I know what you're going to do, which is why you're going to lose. You're sounding a little bit desperate again. That's not, how is that desperate? Because you're shouting over me. I'm not, I'm waiting for you to pause and then talking. I'm not pausing, so my point is that, You just did. No, I'm talking. My point is that, like, you've got this whole thing around you. Man, like, I mean, like, if anyone was to look at your past four or five battles, they would see this guy clearly on the losing streak. We don't know what he's doing here. It's kind of confusing. It's like, if you're working in an office and some guy joined as the new sales guy, and you'd be like, oh, hey, Jamiah, how you doing? And they'd be like, yeah, yeah, I'm doing good. And then they'd be like, oh, how many sales have you got in the last five days? None yet. But I'm really looking forward to getting my first sale. Oh, yeah, cool, man, yeah, cool. Six months down the line. Jamiah, have you got any first sales yet? Nah, but I'm really looking forward to my first... Cool, man. You get to a, like, nine months down the line and then you're kind of like, Jamiah, you're fucking fired. Because, because you keep talking about how you did really well in your last job, but in this job, you're kind of shit. So we're gonna fire you, because you're counting shit. Looking for a botlight. I'm not fighting, bro. That analogy was so bad. The reason I take so many battles is because Ur is really good at being persuasive. I agree with that. That is true. That is true. It's very good. It's very good. It's making it sound like it's gonna benefit me. So there you go. As fucking knows, it's...