 What is up guys? We are in San Diego right now. My best mate's never been to San Diego before so we've got a couple of blokes from Campbelltown, New South Wales out in San Diego, California. We're going to take a tour of the USS Midway. It's like a decommissioned navy ship and yeah I had to wear the TNs today because we're going to be doing a lot of walking so yeah. Hope you guys enjoy the video. The lady for my tripod was Nunchucks in my bag here. She goes is that Nunchucks? I was like nah it's a camera tripod. It's a big ship. Massive ship. Welcome aboard sailor. No it's this way. We've gone the wrong way. That's brown scrambled eggs. You want some bacon? Any vegan options? No. Any vegan options on board sir? No? I don't think I could be in the navy. Look out my head's nearly hit in the roof. You couldn't be in any fucking thing that requires labour. There's a bloke in this one there. Oh yeah he's reading up on. He comes like Andy Warhol a little bit. It does look like Andy Warhol. He's reading up on Judaism, Catholicism, Hinduism, Islam, Buddhism, Protestant. What's that last one? Protestism. That's a bloke down on the back there. You're going about to get NJP'd. This is where you come into and they go we're going to NJP you because you're getting too drunk on the ship. What is NJP? Non-Jewish replacement. You've got to send off an email off the ship. You want to go on Craigslist and look at some cars to buy once you land it in port. This is where the executive officer stays and he watches his Jag. Anybody remember that show from the 90s? Jag? Is that the Dunny? He's got his own Dunning shower. It's not bad, isn't it? You want to get your hair cut, mate? You come and see this bloke and put your name on the list? God, he's busy with appointments, look. He does the same hair cut. Yeah, he can knock them out. You can come here and get your hair cut on board, mate. And then in here. What is this doing here? Oh, this is like I need a new pillow because some bloke's pissed on it. Yeah. I need to get me a new pillow. I've hit my head on the roof like two times now. Jamie just hit his head right now. We're in the laundry room. Look at that. Come here and you get your stuff. Fine. Some starch. Some starch spray. This bloke's having to clean. Scrub the floor with a toothbrush. Yeah, if you've been NJP'd for something, they're going to make you scrub the floor with a toothbrush. Imagine if it was a real bloke. His head just popped up. Excuse me. Some bloke's having a shower. He's left his pluggers out there. Some bloke's having a bog. Look, that's the side of his leg. Excuse me, mate. You're going to be much longer in there. Holding a bog in. So these tiles here, basically, if you step on the yellow tile, this bloke will tell you to neck off. But if you were to step on the red tile here, you could draw his weapon. That's what it's saying, basically. Let's read the plaque. It says here. It says they were strict. So trading on the yellow deck is that you get a warning and then you get on the red. He'll pull his weapon out on you. These are the bloke's in charge of loading boxes and stuff. They're pretty sick, beanie. Look, he's got the paperwork there to go. We've got beef from Boys, Idaho where we get it loaded. Boys. These bloke's are in charge of your pay packet. So you come here and you get your pay and then you get off the ship and you get tattooed and you drink and you run pros in Hawaii. Do they operate on people? I didn't know they operate on a ship. How does the ship move around, though? He's getting in full operation. Look at all the tools they got out. Yeah, but the ship moves around in that. Oh, look, we're in the sick bear right now. So if you're a sick cunt, I'll send you here. I'm in the sick bear here. Big sick bear. Bigger than the sick bear I had at primary school. You've got a little TV here. You can watch your mash. You can watch your mash on or your jag or top gun. I didn't see this last time. They have an ICU on board the ship. Look at that. This poor bloke's been stitched up. He's in the ICU trying to get well. He's got the nurse here looking after him. Wow. This bloke's in here. He's got a banged up hand. He's getting his hand looked at by the doctor. Hopefully he's all right. There's an x-ray of him too. Look, he's getting his ankle x-rayed because he rolled it skating on deck. Look at that. They got everything on this ship. Yeah, it's a fucking ship for the military. You didn't know that they... Look at this computer. Look at it. What year is it? IBM? It doesn't have a year on it. 1993. May 1993. Wow. We're at the dentist on the ship and doing a bit of work getting bloke's teeth fixed. He's got his rotary tool there. Oh, he stopped. Imagine if he's head tuned. Oh, his legs have been... He's getting a bit of work done and he's kicking his legs. Got the dentist and the dental assistant here. Probably getting a root canal done. Don't they pull your wisdom teeth out when you join that military? I don't know. They did it to my uncle back in the day. Put his wisdom teeth out. Have a look at this guy's Barry Beef missing a few there. I got a mate. He was in the Navy for 10 years, shouts out to Jesse. But yeah, we're in the metal room here and they need to be able to produce every little part that's on this ship. So something breaks and needs to be replaced. They come to the metal room and they have all the leaves and everything to make it. So everything's like on board. It's like a big independent ship. What is my mind? We're in the Briggs guys. This is where they send you. If you've done something and they're not going to NJP, they're going to lock you up for a bit and you'll go in front of a court, a Navy court. Look at that. There you are. Yeah, look, the ship's brig is a jail reserved for serious disciplinary cases. Well, I was ran by the Marines until the 70s and then the Navy muster at arms right was established. There you go. So there'd be Marines in here holding in the brig. Look, he's a black here. He's a bit down on his luck. He's in jail. Shut the donkeys right near the door. Have some privacy for the full blokes. Look, and there's a mirror too. You can't, you can't do anything. He's locked up. Yeah, he's the one they've left open. Yeah, that's like serious. They've got these big Marines here so they can, the guards can see you at any time. Come in and check what you're doing. Yeah, what's your head? We keep hitting our heads. We're on the flight deck right now, guys. Check it out. This is where they landed and planes took off right here. Remember, we're talking all black is water. Yep. Southern Persian Gulf. This is the radar generated by the midway. This is Saudi Arabia. All right. This is Iran. All right. This is Qatar. Oh, hello, and welcome to the Captain's cabin. I'm getting caught up on some paperwork and have to get up to the bridge soon. But it's great to have you aboard as my guest. I understand you've seen a fair share of our floating city here. You know, we have over 4500 sailors, chiefs and officers aboard. How's this for San Diego? You got two blokes out on the jet skis. He's ripping doughies. Mate, you're next to a war museum. Have some respect, mate. What are you doing? We just spent a good three hours in there, weren't it? We did. We did a couple tours. There was a tour where the old boy took a shine to Jamie and got him, got him doing stuff. I don't know what it is, but we keep running into, well, I keep running into Aussies in this country. We just ran into a young bloke just now and it was almost instant Aussie banter. Like I go away from his like sunny case and it was just on. He was given a shit about being from Sydney. Jamie was given him a shit about being from the sunny coast. It's that Australian larrican kind of attitude. If you're from Australia, you'd know what I mean, mate. You'd know what a big bean, you know? You'd know what I mean if you know what I'm talking about. You don't understand. But just goes to Australia. You could go anywhere in the world, run into another Aussie and it's almost an instant thing. It's sick. I like it. I think that's what's special about being Australian. So we're taking a walk right now to the big kissing sailor, big 50 foot kissing sailor. So here is a kissing sailor. So after the war had ended, everyone was so happy. And this apparently has happened in New York. A bloke just grabbed a random, well it did happen in New York. A bloke just grabbed a random woman and kissed her and there was a photographer there, took the photo, very famous photo. Apparently it's just a random bird too. He just grabbed the closest bird and just pashed her. Yeah. These days that would be sexual assault. We've got the Pacific Ocean here in all the surrounding countries. You've got Aussie here too. Look how they've done Tassie. Listen, Tasmania. Where is it? Gone. So we've got a good 0.3 per mile walk to go get some burgers. So we're hungry. Luckily we wore the right shoes to be walking in. Look at that. Synchronized. Andes. Andes. You only know what I'm talking about if you're from Sydney. There you are. We've got the burgers for lunch and Jamie goes, can I get some tomato ketchup please? And this is the tomato sauce here. My phone's about to die so back on the camera. We're taking a bit of a stroll down to the Padre's home ground. Jamie wants to get a photo of the stadium and we'll see what are the mischief. Two blokes in San Diego can get up to you. All right, update. We've found some birds and trying to get my bird going. Trying to ride these birds down to Petco Park. Jamie's a baseball fan. Who do you go for again? Red Sox. He goes to the Red Sox. All you Boston blokes if yous are watching. Simbalana is a Red Sox fan. Just two blokes out in San Diego on the birds. Come back you dog. You're going faster than me. Holy shit. I need a chest cam. This is the Padre's home ground guys. Petco stadium. I'm assuming Petco have sponsored it. How long do they sponsor it for? It's been Petco for a while. Has been Petco for a minute aren't you? If you're a baseball fan you can come here and watch the Padre's. Jamie's going over the road here to get a better photo but I think we're going to ride these birds back to the car because we don't want to walk back. We've been walking all day. We walked for three hours on that ship.