 Let me set the stage for you guys to understand what's happening right now, okay? Canoe is getting married, everyone's showing up. Dan Clancy's gonna be the one playing the music in the background. E-Mob's gonna be the flower girl, I'm the best man with the rings. And S-Fans, you're a dame priest, and this is a real wedding. They're actually like legally... This is a legal wedding. Look, why do you think B.J. people win? Look at him. He's ready for the wedding. This is a real wedding. This is crazy. You know, I'm telling you, this is what happens at these weddings. I don't know a single person. But look, all the other girls, they're single. They see their friend get married. The next thing you know, I can get rejected by everyone I do. If you see Britt and E-Rob arguing after this, you know why. So, do I have to go speech? Here, I'll be in the audience and you do your thing. Hi, Ben. What is it, dawg? Together, we're coming together right now to get and hold a match on you. You know, I'm a homeboy, I'm a homegirl. Canute and Jeanette. Now, I know, I get it. Shit, dawg. How it gonna be like this, right here in the hood. But, the rest be real. Leave that. I'm gonna get them together. And then, they're gonna make babies. Shit. You're good? Do you think after Canute kisses his wife, do you think the first thing he's gonna do is look at Chad and smile? Well, I usually have him touch tips instead. Where do you do your weddings? No, we have, like, it's like a ceremony and touching the tips. That was that. It's what it says in there, what it says in there. You know, that guy messaged me a lot last night. The poker player? Right. He's messing me all day. Chad Roy Salter. We met Roy Salter. We met Roy fucking Salter. You know what happened with Roy Salter? Roy fucking Salter. You got to hear what happened with Roy Salter. You got to hear what happened to him last night. Dude, I look, so here's what happened. Me and me is, Xerce and Nick. Yeah. All went to a party and we were like, nah, this party's lame. Let's go gamble. We each pulled out a million dollars cash at our bank account. What happens? We go sit down at the table and we look over who's there. Roy Salter. So Roy fucking Salter's there. And when he's like, he looks at us, laughs. Yeah. But he pulls out equal. We all had a million dollars cash. He pulls out five million dollars. More than all of us. Xerce pulls out another million. He pulled out another five. Yep. So then we go in. He goes all in. Nick ends up winning the table, wins $50 million. He was a little bit over right here. And I just keep this around here because I'm paying people to fuck off. So if anyone pisses me off, $100 to fuck off. Why did you do something like that? I am out of clean clothes. Give me $100 to stop bothering you guys. I gave it to Russell. Who is Roy Salter? What is Roy Salter? Every time I'm on stream today, everybody keeps saying Roy Salter. That's fun. Hey, wants to talk to you? Are you negotiating? Yes. Yeah, let's go with a couple things. Come with me. Absolutely. This is perfect. Oh, good. Mids already broke something. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I thought we were getting married in there. Like, bro, this is like a mini mall. This is very nice. The older, the wedding planner, your colleague, she just had to tell them what to do. So you're... Nice to meet you. My name is Isley. I'm Eric. Nice to meet you. I just have one last question. Who did you want to hold the rings? Good. I've been to all the rings. I'll hold the ring. Is this the best month? Dude, I literally got ordained for this. Are you going to be the one talking? Yeah. What the fuck? Do you know what you're going to say? Absolutely I do. Bro, that's a photo book, by the way. He doesn't know anything. Stop. Don't expose. Guys, it's fine. I know exactly what I'm doing. We need a couple more heads being chopped off in blood. I feel like this is the chapter being closed on Twitch for some reason. It's nice. Russell's trying to sit down here, but like, he's not in the wedding party like I am. You should be in the back anyways. Well, you both should be in the back. Bro, I'm going to give you hard hours here. Fuck off. Let's get it. I should never have won this money. I'm such a jackass. What is this? What do you mean? Where'd I get this? Oh, sorry. Oh, where is it? Outside. No? Yeah. Don't touch me like that. We don't start this off in a bad way. No. Do not touch me like that. I told you. I told you. You always make it get this way at weddings. Calm down. I told you. You don't want to start this right now. If you keep going, I'm going to come. Okay. Okay. Okay, student. Just relax. Sit down with me. No, I think we're just hanging out still. They get really quiet all of a sudden. Make sure someone gives me a heads up like a minute before I'm supposed to be playing for you. That's how you stay in such a place and wait for me on the trail. All of us aren't meant to be winners. Something. No. Hey, you're on stream now, buddy. You should see this guy after dark. The CEO is right there. I'm going to finish the report. Are you nervous at all? It's a big day for me. Okay. It's a huge day. Okay. This is my moment. This is my chance. This is my shot of the big time. Okay. We're in Vegas now. Okay. This is what every minister wishes to be right here in the heart of Vegas. Wait. What happened to Vegas? Only happened to Vegas. We fucked up, guys. You guys got to sit. Wait. Captain. Yes, miss. Miss, can you stand next to me? Look at this. Just look at this. Wait, let me get there too. Oh, my gosh. By the way, Austin wanted to come. He wants to come. I think he's on his way. Yeah, he wants to come and he's coming. He's coming. He's coming. He's coming. He's coming. He's coming. He's coming. He's coming. His communists are ruining everything in our lives. Yeah. The Kiln Raj the communist did. Yeah. That communist. He'll back to work in painful. Yeah. Everybody, please quiet down. It is about to start. Okay? Okay. Thank you. And you tried that last time. Good. Oh. One, two, three. One, two, three. I think she's coming. One, two, three. One, two, three. You'll never have this. What? No flowers for you, bro. Oh! You hear what he just said. Please be seated. Madam Mayor, welcome to the weekend. I'd like to apologize ahead of time. Welcome to the most anticipated event of the weekend. The wedding of Camurt and his beautiful bride, before we begin, I would like to thank the sponsors of this wedding. The most important thing, Mad Month, the daily supplement of champions, so you can check out Mad Month, they do deliver to only Mad Month. Now, let me tell you a little bit about Camut and how I met him. I first met Camut long ago on the Rospatel live stream, where we instantly became friends. We bonded over our shared passion for fitness, gaming, and memes. We also discovered that we have a lot in common. We both like to eat, we both like to work out, and we both have a lot of fans that really want to see us turn this. We traveled across Europe and America. We even went on our first TwitchCon in 2018, all the way through California together, from TwitchCon to BlizzCon, and everywhere in between. This is also a great time, Mads, if you could run an ad for our 40,000 viewer live stream. Thank you. Most important venture that Camut embarked on was finding his soulmate, which leads us all here today. Jeanette saw beyond his muscles and his great personality and fell in love with his heart. I'm so happy for them, I'm sure everyone here is as well. They love each other, and they share the same values, the same interests, the same dreams, and they compliment each other's strengths and weaknesses. And we are here today to witness their choice and to celebrate their happiness. Camut, did you take Jeanette as your lawfully wedded wife? Yes. Jeanette, did you take Camut as your lawfully wedded husband? I object! I object! Not here, not now. This is unbelievable! I'm sorry. I'm just kidding. I've been eating a little bit too much during the whole vacation. All right, once more, you may now kiss your bride. Woo! You want to get married? You should have fun. You'll have fun. We are underappreciated. I should get Luna out here getting married right now. This is actually a good idea. You could get a sponsor for your wedding and all paid for it. Who cares about a normal wedding? Why perspective on weddings? This is more minimal than a normal wedding. Is it more miserable? It's more... Better than a normal wedding. You're pretty amazing. How did you do? I killed it. I'm waiting for this for real. I got her back. I honestly think Essen killed it. This is the result I wanted. Yeah. The result was so good. I don't know. Guys, I'm really glad you got to share this my big day with you. That was really, really special for me. And... That was really, really special. Water. Guys, listen. Hey, congrats, buddy. Thank you. I saw every day of it. I was really happy to share my big day with Shanette and Canute. It was really, really good. I can't really speak any louder.