 You get out of this car and you hug me right now. How you been? You embrace me right now. Damn you been too long It's been way too long glad to be back I mean I probably won't be around you know pulling them 30 hour shifts back to back to back anymore, but oh, yeah I mean that that's fine, but still seeing you around a little bit. Yeah, I'll be I'll be around I'll tell you what this whole damn department looks like it's not just one all of them every single damn department in this city Looks like it's gone to hell since I've been gone people here just clown around way too much You know nobody's doing real policing people are just joking around too much So I'm trying to see the difference between the wide body of the wide bodies of slick top. I know there's other car It wasn't me What did you touch? I swear it wasn't me. Are you sure? No? Oh, hey, Fred, how you doing? I'm doing good. You burning those calories Yeah, I'm just doing my exercises work on my shoulder Yeah, thank you Fred I'm gonna be honest with you this whole damn city has turned into a damn clown show since I've been gone If we're not if we are not dumb fucks people get angry Senior captain Cornwood Everybody just goes a senior captain. No, I'm at the garage. We just got done showering in a wrestling Hello, it is cornwood. Yes, who's this? This is Candice. We need you. We need to hear us. We're up at the observatory There's a raccoon here raccoon raccoon. There's a raccoon. Yep, and we need you He said we need heroes and we thought of you. Okay observatory now the observatory Okay, I'll be I'll be there with me And we need you. Okay. Well, you need to do you need to surround the raccoon. Okay, make sure don't get away He's living in speaking to us like he's not gonna run away. Wait, so it's a human or not Actually, he's kind of a human Okay, I'll be there as soon as I can all right great. See you soon observatory season. Hey Claire Where the hell are you? They need maybe you and and I mean it the observatory stat Crane Can they drop me off Clay can drop you off. Yeah Okay, I'll be there soon Okay, apparently y'all need to drop me off at the observatory Do you want to get serial killed? Well, it was it was a miss to fit said there's something about a raccoon and I know what the hell else I Don't really trust her. Well, you think she's a double agent Probably Okay, well, here's what we got to do y'all drop me off But you keep an eye on me from a distance if things if things go haywire Starts working just starts working Okay. Yeah, you know, I think that this thing wouldn't be affected too much by having a lot of people in here, you know, okay Hey leave me here alone You're not alone you moron look around you I'm alone. Do you not see what you're looking at human beings? It's Kyle Pratt Gordon Whatever hey that is. What is happening another furry compatriot? I'm I'm Star-Lord. I prefer the name Star-Lord If we got us if I got to save the world again I'm sailing to destroy it I'm a cream pie candy. I was listening to Joe Rogan on the way over here. I'm sorry I don't think I'm gonna listen to that anymore. Yeah, you know what? I love that last one that he did I don't know if I agree with some of the things he's starting to say. I think that I don't know anything about it other than people are mad at Joe Rogan. All right I think we should get to the port listen. Those were determined if someone was a witch people with very short attention span That's why we have to keep it relatively small for this part at least probably wondering where I was where I've been I was beamed up like Scotty. Is that a quote like beam me up Scotty never had a bit Sure, whatever. Yeah, so that happened and then I was was Introduced to a person by the name of Chauncey miracle. You've seen the Hunger Games, right? Yeah, yeah, it's like one of those You know the high-paid people in the Hunger Games the way they dress and talk Really weird, but we need to go meet them real quick. It's probably the best way to You know get you guys informed. Okay. All right, whatever you say Rocket. Yeah, we're ready to meet chat chat Chauncey Chauncey Chauncey miracle My system of the day you guys are wrangler just trying to hear you cornwood get in with you and then just follow us All right, what do you mean? You're trying to hear me. I've been screaming the entire time. What was that? Sorry? I was too far away All the years of firearms. No, yeah, we of course we need cornwood really. He's he like a meat shield. He's senior captain. He's my He's my superior, so I'm doing good. I'm doing real good actually Talk to a raccoon. Who taught that thing American? No, no, that's a human Quick hey Mina cornwood, you're not supposed to say my name. Oh, hey Matthew, yeah, there you go. All right, if you're not safe the safe word Is cantaloupe? Well, I can't bounce that it's too big. I'm currently watermelon Watermelon, are you not safe blink twice? He's coffee. He's not safe. I think everything's okay. I'm a ringer. It's just me right now Oh, it's just him and wrangler apparently we're in the tunnels under the canals, but you're in the tunnels under the canals He's taking you into the fucking sub what like the sewer but but here Don't follow us in but if y'all want to be somewhat nearby just in case something goes down She's giving y'all a heads up. Wait. Is Claire calling wrangler? Yes, hold on. So we are we having a four-way conversation separately two ways I don't know at this point. Um, she's talking to him. I'm talking. Yeah. Yeah, we're doing that Listen Claire is it we're in the She's roving the tunnels, but we'll keep our distance. Did someone try to keep your distance because I actually don't think I had any Wait, no wrangler thinks he's gonna get killed. What? Wrangler thinks he's gonna die. I don't know. All right, Mina. I gotta go Hey, wait, what is this the is this the anniversary event? That's John C See, I told you it kind of looks like the hunger games, right? And you brought your little friends good They're not friends the guardians. We're guardians of low santhos. Isn't that right guys? Yes, yep I would say marry the first Yeah There's problems afoot and you have been assembled to annihilate that problem But a part of this is acquiring some information. We need to know who the patient zero is We need to analyze and understand what is happening I need you to take this rifle And with this rifle you will take a specimen from the patient zero You need to collect the projectile from it and analyze it so that we can understand and save people before it's too late Ah, so develop some sort of vaccine Oh, well, I don't believe in those Yeah, I'm not using that Oh, okay. I'll use a cure. I'm not using the vaccine though. Yeah Listen, we all we we're good with some herd immunity. Okay. We don't need no damn vaccine Yeah, we kind of heard, huh Yeah, we did it. We saved low santhos with herd immunity. That's why we're the guardian others racket Hey, uh, boss, I'll prove to you that we're the best guardians the city's ever had Even though I don't know the fat man's name, but he's kind of funny. He looks like the pills buried dough boy Call him dough boy My name is cornwood. Does he laugh like a dough boy? You do need a cute nickname though You need to stick together and work together as a team Yeah, yeah, yeah, we heard you. I'll see what else I can do for you. Who is doing the raccoon? The voice is so good Oh Are we gonna get our own costumes listen if you want to talk to me Cornwall or whatever your name is on your knees. I'm gonna teach you the language Which is god to you ready? Yeah. Yeah So language is that me and uh my receptionist talk all the time when I have to pay rent you ready? Yeah I think I think I got you. Yeah You know, you kind of remind me like you could just be a tree I am one would probably it's the same intellectual capacity too. Yeah, that's right like a redwood except corn We got a mission team. All right Maybe you guys should all be on a different channel on the radio. Yeah, I was thinking that too 7.1 Let's go to 8.1. Once we find the individual We need to scout them out and then Fred will like to take the shot Just gotta see, you know How do I get to the point ones just put in point one on the radio All right, and then on the radio Oh, I got one of the old ones that just got buttons. It doesn't have a damn keypad Uh, you know, what do you mean? You push in 8.1 Hell I got an old one Can we go get patient zero Get the dna and develop a cure We have to shoot them to get their dna. Why don't we why don't I just wrestle them in the uh, you know locker room You could get big and then you could get infected. You know what that's a good point If that's what you want to do if you want to if you want to wrestle them to distract them So we can make the shot and so be it All right, but what if we let this guy live and then everyone could develop herd immunity wouldn't that be better? Yeah, I think that's a good idea herd immunity. Well, I mean Maybe I mean you want to test that theory? Yeah, we could corn would we got to protect this guy? We can't let pret shoot. Yeah pres. I mean, I'd love to shoot him too. I got an idea. I got an idea I can hardly wake the fuck up in the morning and Why don't we why don't you grab a couple of cadets of random cops to beat your herd? And have them get bit when we verify who patient zero is and see what happened. Okay. Yeah, we gotta grab All right, uh, you know what I tell you what I won't I'm just uh, let me ask you something there racket How much wiggle room do I got here? What do you mean by that? How much wiggle room do I got here? In what way? Do we got a mission we got to take care of? I'm trying to clarify it with the rest of the potty I'll just stick with the mission. All right. You think that'd be for the best corn would corn would didn't even understand How to use his radio properly listen if you want you can just just send me an email Well, let's get after it 10 to their wrangler. All right, we're uh, where are we going? Um, We're going to go check Dean's world and watch out for the so if someone's coughing you're going to shoot them No, I'm not going to shoot somebody if they're coughing I'm sure we'll know who the person is that we're supposed to shoot There has to be some sign other than a cough. Listen, uh, we'll we'll we'll work as a team And if I end up at shooting the wrong person, we're all going down together agreed. Perfect I'm gonna be honest. I I ain't got no damn idea what the hell is going on. I come into this damn city We got talking raccoons. We got vaccines. I'm confused as hell You know the talking raccoon makes more sense to me than the vaccine Me too At least you can teach a raccoon american How the hell are you supposed to put some damn liquid in your body that makes you not get sick? Well, you know, I'm glad we can agree on that Uh, I guess we'll just watch Fred shoot a sick person and we'll go from there The dog. It's the dog. It's the dog. It's the dog. It's 100 shoot that dog It's not do not shoot the dog. It's the dog. It's the dog. It's not the dog Fred, I just saw the dog throw up. Shoot it. Fred, take the shot. One second. I'm getting the phone. Take the shot, Fred Fred, take the shot. He's foaming at the mouth. He is foaming at the mouth Am I supposed to take the shot? Take that shot. That dog is sick. Am I taking it? Yes, take the shot I'm commanding you to All right, we did it Hey, y'all y'all I think this is the wrong dog What the fuck y'all that's the wrong dog. I just checked Can I get close to maybe not uh, I push I push the carcass into my dog So you're telling me our one chance of evidence is in the water. Well, I think it was the wrong dog All right, you know what? Hey, hey, let's just chalk this up is a learning experience now Sir sir what's coming at my officer? So you Look listen, there's no need to raise your voice There's no need to raise your voices we we forgive you for for everything that you've done, sir We're gonna go about our business. There's no need to be alarmed We'll let bygones be bygones, okay You have a nice day, sir. We have no problems. So thank you We got to have a chat over radio once we need to roll out There's some stuff going on and I make them feel like they're the ones who did something wrong and then we forget We don't even know if that dog didn't have no damn Concealed weapon or whatever and if it did it could have you have a license all right one second We got to investigate twaddle real quick everybody. All right. I'm just uh, you know, no matter what happens I'm just glad that we stopped that dog Wrangler people are not happy about this dog, sir. I think we did it I honestly think that dog was I do not think that was the dog Yeah, if we shoot them Thematically Can you guys please just shut the fuck up and let him talk Please wait, wait, wait patient zero. Uh, what's that weird science fucking plays up north hospital. Hospital. Hospital. You made labs. You made labs. You made labs So that's where what could be made Viruses, I'm just gonna say 28 days later started with monkeys. Why not a dog gonna appear? I really think it was the dog The monkeys in 28 days later were in a laboratory not appear That could have been a lab dog a lab ritual. That's it. We're looking for a lab. All right, everyone spread out Nice to see wedding room, I'll take that where did Jesus Christ raise from The dead No, he was in a tomb that just helps me smile. He was in a thank you man in all serious cemetery Okay, yeah, we need a cemetery So let's go there and shoot Brian's dog Okay, mercy, thank you for the five dollars dude. I've got to run people I'm glad you have a place where you can go. Okay, mercy All right, let's let's run out of here. Why yeah, why the hell top of the hill top of the hill. There's so many damn people here Oh, shit There's so many people grocery equals white PD Wait, pawn in here, man Hey, what am I just permacorn with right now? What am I just permacorn? It's a server event and I State emergency read email and you're me. What the hell was that? What happened to Wrangler? Wrangler is not breathing You're my income now. I take 80 percent of your payback Great, if you can hear me Oh my gosh, you know what? I'm gonna try to come to you All right, so we're we made it out. We got to we got out of there Wrangler and cornwood. We need to rescue the people from the fucking graveyard. I'm pumping. I'm pumping you It's time for a mouth to mouth Are you supposed to slurp when you pump? I'm trying my best here. I'm pumping Copy all right. Listen, so we're gonna need a doctor or we're gonna need to get those fucking people out of there We need to get our down to officers off the fucking graveyard Dude, I have no idea how this rp event is gonna go Uh, did we find patient zero? Wrangler was the dog Who is he? The dog here was the dog Keeping people currently going around biting each other Can you tell us the story some more on Cornwood? Basically the story so far with from cornwood pov is I was going out with Claire Mina and Wrangler where you at? Crane and then I get a call from gas and this defeat That right vehicle we use the right and she basically is like hey, we need we need cornwood here They they want to assemble like the greatest heroes or something whatever we need cornwood So I show up to the observatory And then pred wrangler and company are talking to a raccoon and this raccoon is basically Tell everybody there's like some kind of crazy thing going on. There's a disease yada yada yada We need to go find patient zero and he's he basically puts us sends us on a quest. Oh, man. The service here is great Okay, I'm doing just fine now I don't know what the hell happened to you guys. What happened to you wrangler? I got shot and I guess they're zombies now You got shot Yeah, you're really foggy, but now they're zombies patient zero No, no, no, no, we got shot by a bunch of people that I see every day There wasn't a bite. We were just shot by uh The patient zero was at the graveyard We have a fucking thing out here. What the fuck is going on? What's happening? What the hell is going on with the damn thing? Nothing but thick fog. I can see six feet in front of me Oh my god, is that the wrong kind of wavy? Yeah, yeah, it is. Okay. We got to find this damn dog. I'm telling you with that. I'm I'm with cornwood I I think it's a dog If it's the dog then why are people getting infected because we were too wet because we were too damn light raccoon How there's no doctors on duty. It was the dog I did but oh my god I couldn't be a part of the sky sir A dog infected in the highest city in out this It was a dog. This is not a good one. I'm coming in you guys with the rhino on now Apparently a dog infected. All right. Well prep's coming with a rhino, so that's good Johnson told me seek shelter a virus has started spread their loss and does not get close to any manic individuals that may attempt to bite you He's got he's got like a skull mask. I'm right. Hey, you'll see this damn email Yeah, that's what I'm telling you. It's a state emergency because I didn't even know I had email installed on my phone. So they're zombies you guys up right up. I'm shooting everybody I mean that's for patient zero. I guess it all makes sense now. I'm telling you right now They just wouldn't tell us, you know If you are not a dog 40 people shoot us out of cemetery I guess mass hysteria. What the shit? If I see somebody who's not wearing a damn police uniform or is a dog. I'm shooting them guys get inside the car All right, let's just head over to Zankudo Dude, I actually love this. I got rpg. Yeah. Hell. I didn't even know there's that many people that exist I wasn't expecting that many people at the grip. Why did they shoot us? I don't know why they shot you guys. Maybe it was because they got infected Hey, we should take over the lost compound The hell? Go to zinc. We're going to Zankudo. There's some supplies there and then from there Maybe we can hold up at the law Zankudo has been breached Yeah, apparently it's by what? Cell service will terminate shortly. Seed shelter Hey, hey, hey, I got an email. Cell service will cell service will terminate All right, listen, we still got radios, but if you guys are heading to the yacht, why are we just dead again? Should we switch to 3.8 then? Because we got to think of a plan. Listen, apparently Zankudo's already been It's been breached over the lost compound Yeah, Rackett just told us what the plan was Regrouping at the yacht right now There's a blue aura going over the lost compound Oh yeah, let's go there. Let's go to the blue aura You're supposed to go to the blue aura Let me hear you moron The show's the fight is stuff sit and Don't act out of this orders compromise No, no, no, no, Ryan's the stuff sit and looks good, Ryan. He's compromised What the hell winners? It's the fight of the hand to zinc Kudo. We gotta get the Zankudo stash