 hey how's it going hi welcome to down river gun yep i got cash in my pocket and i'm ready to deal awesome yeah i i really excited really excited good yeah let's see what we got for you i'm looking for a glock in 357 magnum sir glock doesn't make it 357 listen okay my brother-in-laws neighbor's cousin who knows a lot about guns he said i need a 357 magnum i can get you one in 357 sig glock is the only thing i want to talk about it's a glock and in 357 but the last of the name is sig man he also told me gun store workers have attitudes it's listen i got a gun here even trade for a glock it's a cool little gun i mean a lot of people love it it's like uh is this a phoenix raven did you get this at a crime scene dude it's subcompact it's very compact okay what do you give me a trade even trade for a glock and even trade i will give you $50 in trade for this dude you're screwing me all right so what are some of the guns you have here i i just you know they all look the same all right i i have a seasy right here junk okay i have a walther junk all right how about a sig junk you know what i have a glock i bet you want let me see the glock let me see the glock all right let's see what we got here you know my brother told me that i should get a glock because that guy over there i saw he has one he has a dude relax i stock every gun you could imagine and the only thing this guy cares about is glock i think it's just the easiest form to say hey what's that shiny one right there the shiny one is a stainless revolver and it is in 357 like your original all right let me see it let me see it okay hold on one second here all right take a look at it yeah this reminds me like dirty hairy whoo go ahead punk make my day maybe i should tell you a clue first rude hey how about a real little guy like one of those real little ones i can carry wrong with me all the time i mean i could get you a car a torus what are you an auto dealer hey how do you take these apart and clean them uh depends on which one they're all a little different revolver semi-auto striker fire hammer fire don't talk chinese to me dude it's a simple question hey is that a machine gun that one right there is a okay go ahead and grab that then wow this thing's cool it's an ak-47 it's a somebody about these yep probably have yeah is this like a machine gun easy easy calamity jane why don't you hand that over this way what's the matter i think this is a little advanced math for you let's put this back where it was why do they always come to me this guy is a moron all right so let's talk money how much is this one uh i'll do that one 500 how about that one that one's about 450 that one uh you're looking at 600 for this one that one no you did 450 again what about the shame one about 600 for that all right the Glock i knew you wanted the Glock i could do 550 on the Glock listen um i've got 350 cash 350 yeah cash out the door this is arguably the most popular nine millimeter in the country and they're selling like hotcakes listen i could go down to joe's guns right now and offer 350 cash and he would sell me two of them i'll tell you what i'll take it down to 500 if you promise to always go to joe's guns now on all right listen i'll take this Glock okay you want the 19 then i kind of figured that would be your favorite yeah but i have to go to the park a lot my wife out there this is actually she's gonna buy it that's not really legal well listen this domestic violence case against me should be expired anyways i don't think felonies are like mayonnaise i don't think that dude are you in a are you in a gun are you trying to make a sale you know the customer is always right i don't want the customer to be on the news later so no i'm not going to make that sale you know this place sucks you don't have anything that i want your prices are rip off you just don't this isn't a good gun store you don't care about the customer you know what i got the perfect gun for you give me one second i think this is exactly what you need why don't you take that one enjoy yourself have a good place sucks