 Good morning, Cheerio! This is my official application for a British husband and I mean that I need, like I'm the wife, I need a British husband. So my attributes include that I smell good most of the time using these things. I also know what an oven is and even though I'm an American I wear my mask outside and I I would like to apologize on behalf of all of us when we put all your tea in the we dropped it in in the sea that was that was not cool because I know you really like tea so um so come on down boys get this hot let's talk about the reason why I've been single for two and a half years so I was with this girl that I did a lot for her and her little boy well tried to and I got a message one day saying if you want to be with me move with me and quit your job and I told her I'd move with her but I'm not quitting my job and she didn't like that I get home all her stuff's gone come to find out that her baby daddy helped her move all her stuff out of my house and then they moved the Dallas together and I think about a month later I finally got my phone back that I've gotten her and I had gotten all these messages from their conversations about how they were talking and all this stuff and she always sat there and accused me of chewing when she was the one to trust issues never again well I wish I was a woman so I could just sit around and do nothing while my man worked 60 hours a week to fund my makeup habit Todd who the f*** are you talking about well anytime a woman wants to she can just go out and find some man to pay for whatever she wants you're talking about sugar babies whatever you want to call it you want to be a sugar baby well I mean I can't sure you can let's get you in there I mean nobody wants somebody like me to heterosexual right yes yes can find you somebody there's whole websites Todd I'm not the I'm not the kind of man sure you are you might have to wax some stuff what what I'm saying is there is just not as much demand for male sugar babies oh yeah the economics are really skewed because like you have to fund these relationships it's just not that many women in executive position well no it's because of miss and you're saying you want women to like dominate highly paid fields well that's not you want a matriarchy I didn't I'm down I just wanted equal rights but like that works will you already describe yourself as discreet I have proof that if you wanted to he would I don't even know this guy this guy has been sending me good night queen every single night since May every single night night queen night queen I'm really attached to it now sometimes if I don't get a good night queen it like hurts my feelings sometimes I take a night back sometimes tonight queen tonight queen but this is lasted longer than some my relationships I feel like everyone deserves to be told good night queen every single night for the rest of their life and I love this we're almost at 200 I'm 26 and I've never had sex a yo I'm 26 and I've never been in love a yo I'm 26 and I've never been in an intimate relationship a yo I'm 26 and I don't know what my sexuality or pronouns are yo your sex life or relationship status doesn't define your worth I'm here in care hey and if people want to call me a slut or say I look like a slut it doesn't matter because I don't give a what people think about me and you shouldn't care either women they can grow a whole human being in their tummy bro bleed non-stop for a week sometimes more not to mention we are ten steps ahead of the men in the mind at all times you give us a weird look boom I know exactly what you're thinking what you're thinking about doing what you might have done what you didn't do we already know and we're mad we can have a knife to the throat right a slice and dice and end it all and then as soon as you bring us food it's like nothing ever happened we are in cloud nine bro you don't want to mess with the females actually I'm speaking for myself you don't want to mess with the Taurus because I'm gonna come out through you and I'm in it for the long game I'm seeing it to the end you might think that you got away but bruh give it a couple years what's your favorite flavor of women hmm nobody hair yeah petite yeah smooth skin no wrinkles yeah innocent what virgin wait are you describing a child well now my jeans into pieces these are my homemade George does anyone else's boyfriend have a boyfriend like your boyfriend has that one friend that he spends all of his time with and like is always on the phone with and like we'll hang up the face time with you to answer the phone call from his boyfriend you know what I mean and you're like why do I exist see you don't gotta add no filters no nothing just leave it at that who's Jada I don't even know what that is I had a student asked me why I had a band-aid on my face for three days I have a cold so there it is it's also known as her fees I know simplex one virus yeah it's a virus that lives in the nerve cells of your skin I'm gonna give you some tips since I've had these since I was in high school number one don't pop them just don't they'll spread easily number two don't have a real sex if you have one of these you can give it to your partner on their genitals and nobody wants their genitals looking like that times like 10 number three you can get it from kissing and after you have it it's gonna keep popping up in the same spot usually I will tell you that certain trauma or triggers will make this thing come back for me personally it's the son dental cleaning visits brushing my lips and menstruation last but not least as soon as you feel the little tingle roll this baby on there and cover it with a band-aid do this all day every day for about three to four days it works like a charm you are coming out tonight it is Friday you already Friday so for me I was married to an engineer so I knew I had to give set goals and benchmark so we went to marriage counseling and I told the counselor I would like dinner to be his responsibility once a week he doesn't have to cook it's just off my plate I don't care if he orders things like that our counselor had probably 30 years experience and counselor turned to my ex-husband and said what do you think about that and he said I don't want to do it because it seems like she's forcing me to do it I will never forget the counselors jaw dropping to the floor with 30 years experience I got up I said we're getting a divorce and I'm done y'all story time I've been going through this saga so a couple months ago my parents in my small-ass town that I grew up in got a letter addressed to me saying that I owed over $15,000 in back child support like okay I have a very common name and just like those car extended warranties I just decided to ignore it but the mother calling me and everything it was getting really annoying however today was the last straw my parents got the local newspaper again in my small-ass town that had my name in it with a warrant because of this back child support so I call these people and this woman is on the phone with me and she says well I'm sorry but the burden is on you to prove your identity we'll just need your social security number but I said no so finally I just said ma'am listen to my voice my favorite color is glitter I carry a purse it's not my kid this woman just laughing she said this boy just said his favorite color is glitter problem solved sadly what happens when women respectfully decline in he really pulled up got out his car went in his trunk ever done ladies please be careful this happens way too many times because men don't know how to take no for an answer I wanted to bring awareness to the situation because women are