 ID? Excuse me. How do you think I am? Show me your ID. I don't have it. And if you don't let me in, I'll tell my dad about you. Your dad? Wait, is your dad bigger than me? Oh yeah, twice your size. Oh Jesus. All right, get this guy a VIP booth. This body is just for show. Get in. Thanks. Not you. Why? You don't look douchey enough. Ta-da. Just, I keep telling you. I keep telling you. Okay, this hair down, down, down, down, down. And take that penis out. Come on. You guys aren't coming in tonight. I said you guys aren't coming in. We heard you. I'm strong. We can tell. Thank you. You wanted to? Oh my god, yes. Sorry, not tonight. I said sorry, not tonight. I'm strong. Have a good evening. Sorry, sorry. Can I come in tonight? I can come in tonight. He's not strong. But can I come in tonight? Are you strong? No. Halfway. Not tonight. Is that what your wife told you last night? You. All right. Oi. Hey, come back here. Put that back. Thanks, Ricky. Sorry, guys. Not tonight. Our friend just got in. She works here? Yes. So do we. Oh, boss. The new strippers have arrived. How badly do you want to get in? Really bad. All right, then. In you go. Have fun. Paper wins, so. Sorry, not tonight. What are you talking about? You don't work here. I just went to the bathroom. Hey, hey, hey. I've heard all the possible excuses, so go away. I live, bro. ID. Sorry. Tonight, guys, you can get in. What? That's unacceptable. You see, we come here every night to be rejected, and tonight we can get in. That is bad customer service. Bad, bad, bad. Bad customer service. Mm-hmm. Bad customer service. That is bad. A bit of good. Bad. I can speak English. Worst. Trats? Not tonight, guys. Yeah. You want? Yeah, we just like standing here. We like standing here. Did I tell you that I lift? Another bouncer? Can't let you get in, guys. Right. Excuse me, I lift, bro. I lift my toothbrush, too. Yes. Are these guys being sexist? Uh, yeah. Good. What? Well, this is a club for a... And no fair. The lonely... Who don't have anyone in their lives, not even a dog. Yeah. No.