 I like what I play mate. I think it's the shit. I also like mayonnaise. The difference is this. I like some on the side in which I can dip. Not an entire plate of the stuff with a singular chip saturated in the middle of your signature dish. What's good is that we are back here at my birthday's secret location Central London. Shout out to everybody coming out celebrating whether it's still Dinovlog or fucking date. It's been Dinovlog all entire weekend. Makes a fucking noise. Let's go! Oh man, we had a secret five minutes event. It's been in by only the VIPs and our most loved friends and associates who are here. Thanks for everyone coming out on Sunday night. We got these cell phones. And this was the only battle we advertised. We thought we wouldn't advertise any battles. People might think it was going to be trash.com. So we let them know about this one. This is going to be absolutely fucking classic. We have got two of the best, no lie, two of the best freestylers in the fucking battle rap game going on right now. On my right hand side, he killed it yesterday. Petro. On my right hand side, real rap, one of the illest freestylers in battle rap out of Canada. We got Shororam. There's no round limit. It's going to be ten minutes. Four bar back to back. If he's so sick and he's a freestyler, why did they cut him out the BET cipher? KG's like a key finder. He'll be 60 foot deep like a C-diver. Like a C-diver? What is a BET cipher? But I'm still shocked. I'm like blocking street fighters. Face jam and hide. I hope they gave you the water because you got to change up your game if you want to play with this monster. Yo, you don't pay with a monster? Yo, you get raped with a stonker. You get raped with a wanker. Yo, yo, yo, your mom gets money and no wages of wonger. Paid with a jumper. Getting paid with a jumper and raped with a jonger. I get some rebuttal and schemes just like everyone else here asking what the fuck does that mean? I see him outside and I can tell that he's lonely. He has a sign saying if you give me food I'll give you a relevant multi. Your mom is like this club figure she's eating downstairs. Saying let's go. Yo, yo, yo, I need your nephew to be paying my pension. Why are you talking about people downstairs? With my mom you're about to take it too far. With your mom I didn't have a condom. So I had to rod dog it like the name of this bar. You talking about the venue? I should go and knock you out and we'll probably get kicked out when I fucking start you. Take a shank and a aim for the heart. I'll come around here, I'll be raiding your yard. You get stabbed in the face, hit your face with a glass. Face with a glass? Yo, yesterday he tried to get me to do crack. Yo, we got rocked there. I said, like the clothes that your mom wears. Nike, she knows that her son's stupid because when you told her you want to commit suicide she said just do it. Yo, yo, yo. I said I got a rock there. Your mom be upstairs. I'll be there with a fucking... A gun there. Your mom be there in an underwear. Punch a bear and leave his fucking hair looking rare. Wow, my fucking hair looking rare. Do you have a brain? Is there something there? Is that something rare? And you could have rhymed it off. Underwear, gummy bears, but you said fucking hair was fucking rare? Like I said, there's nothing there. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, you get bitch slapped fam. You be looking like Six Packs Nan. All right, bitch man fam, go. Six hands, man. I kill him with four bars. It's a Kit Kat brand. That's a sick chain. This man is amazed. I'd have one too. If Hollerhand wasn't banned from that stage. You get slapped in the face. You get gan-raped in front of a pack of gays at the back of a stage. Yo, your mom, yeah, likes to shaggle my mates. And then she slips in a packet of haze. You're even cold. Wow, your mom is just pretty great. She's kind of crazy and great. You said that she was shakin' your mates. Well, ask your name as I can push you. She's as easy as baking a game. Why do you want to come here with the Looney Tunes? I can tell you son, you see me on UIL. I handle the shotgun like Elmer Fudd. Yo, Elmer Fudd, I'll be on the corner setting drugs. Yo, you could never cuss. Yo, you can't, yo, you better bust your blocker, get your head...bust. Buy himself, but you can't make profit when you're your only clientele. Fuck it, you blow. So just remember this last will be another bump in the road. Yo, you bump in the road, your mom is a hoe. Everything that I come with is dope, and you get punched in the throat. Oh shit, you're gonna punch me in the throat? That really is dope, but I'm the best freestyle. If you punched me in the throat, I still wouldn't choke. People true, shout out to 100 bullets, you know I'm street it's true because I'm being co-signed by someone that raps about Pikachu. Pikachu, you look like you're seeing a Jew, I'll beat you. Hit with a pancake. You know that this stuff is so whack, hit him with a pancake. I don't even have a rebuttal for that. I know this motherfucker is whack and want to come in my wordplay. After this, I'll even leave Erd Slay in a freestyle battle on his birthday. Yo, yo, yo, I burned my first tooth, Erd would mark you. Your mom is your bird is guttured, and serving bird food. What are you two, so you've got to realise that I'm coming back and I'm shattering seeds. Your girl's not serving bird food, but she planted a seed. Yo, yo, I planted a can of genetic seed. Man is the best MC, I'm slapping your head in G. What's he gonna say when I batter the resting clean? Riding the resting clean while you rap and impressing me. Right now he's sipping cellar, I thought he'd be grabbing some Hennessy. But after this, he's gonna say that the dude's whack. Of course he's sipping cellar, he's trying to get his groove back. Yo, yo, get your groove back, he thinks he's the white two pack. But this bray has got loose wraps, he better move back. Yo, I've got a few wraps, I've got a Q Wrapped. Yo, you whack. Come around with two gats and leave this dude's whack. Whoa, I'm hit. Yo, the way that I got is just dropping them to end. Yeah, maybe if you made me this dude black smack would call me again. It's fine, I had to flip it because my verse is true. I didn't just seen a Jew, but right now I'm burning you. You're burning you? You look German too. Dude, on a Persian loo. Yo, your mother, yeah, is 32 and you're 28. And you're learning... You're winning in three, even though it's unlimited because you ain't even flipping these schemes and everything that you're saying is so fucking stupid, it's ridiculous, G. You could learn kung fu but still couldn't kick it with me. Fuck your mom in a bum. Yo, while I'm drinking rum, I don't care what you're thinking, son because everything you're spitting is dumb. You finger fucking my mom, upper ass. That really is true, then I guess it's ironic when I slap the shit out of you. I'm sure you're going right now and now you're all embarrassed. I'm talking about Denzel being a copper sheriff when you die in training gay like Alonzo Harris. Oh, it's mom joke time. Your mom has got Columbo's eyes. The Dumbo flies. I mean, why are you talking about my mom all the time and I know that the guys react but your mom, she's got a giant snatch. I could see where her vagina's at on the China map. I find her flat with a shiny axe. I find his whack. I fucking slap your wifey's back where she's basking. I hate him. I tear him. I put the scheme when he's in. Ramen wraps because his guy is wack. I know you're rapping like disaster or fake. Hyperactive psychopath. I will go and find an axe and slice him in a Michael Myers mask. You said the psychopath. You drive lorries down the cycle path. Like a tiger shark. I put a tiger shark inside the buff. Wow. I got to realize I guess I'm still getting 3-0. But you know that it's harder. I mean, he's putting a tiger shark in a bath. Every day these retards get smarter. I'm an educator and a preparator. You'll put a tiger shark in a bath. You might as well put an intercom in a chair. Shit. I had a rebuttal for that but I fucking can't remember. All right, look, look, look. My gun's louder. Yo, yo, yo. Oh, yeah, gunpowder. I don't know what yet. I forgot what it was. Punch your mom in the cunt and then fuck her son with a gun. Come louder. Like someone said in the crowd you could have said gunpowder. You could have said I'm going to freestyle and whoop your ass for one hour but you're such a bitch at your funeral you won't even get one flower. All right. One flower you got free owed in a one-rounder. Yo, frets, you got me. I'll bang your knees and I'll rub your cash on the streets. Fuck it, let's go. You know that that verse is funny. I've always rubbed my cash on the streets because I always get that dirty money. You got to realize the verse is funny and I've never been making. You're talking about money like the president's taking. I'll put a key on that like flying kites with Benjamin Franklin. Benjamin Franklin is head up he's stamping and a smack his friend with a man ring. What did you say? A backhand. This prayer is whack fam. You get slapped with a backhand. You get slapped with a backhand? Why are you taking straight advice from a half black man? You're a rap fam. You wish you was a black man. Your mom looks like Japstan. Okay, I guess they want you to say it again and I'm clever with lots. I mean, I guess when you've done so many ecstasy pops you can't say it again due to his memory loss. I was only two bars. You're getting fucked up beyond all recognition. Food burn. Ecstasy pops. I hit my man with an electrical shock. Your mother, she has sex on the block. Yo, yo, I get her cut wet and then fuck. I guess my mother, I'll show you how to do multis because it's never been hard. She has sex on the block and then you said something else. Yeah, you added in your irrelevant slot. She's waiting for it against me and you've never been hard off an ecstasy pop. I'm killing your manhood. You getting a vasectache off. Yo, yo, yo. That's vasectomy. Your mother has smokes, pepper seeds. You need to maintain your integrity. You are acting sensibly. Fuck your dick head, just like how sensibly. It's flipping. I've got to maintain my integrity but you're always sipping doing crack rocks so you're a walking contradiction. Time, time, time, time.