 It is time for the prank call Fucking hell man. This one is gonna fuck shit up. What are you doing again? I'm calling Clothes store. Yeah, and I'm being like, oh, I think the chick forgot to take more tags off the clothes Yeah, well come in. Can you take them off for me? That's what I'm gonna say implying that I've stolen the Matthew Brown What are your bets that they'll say something like did you steal it? Or do you reckon they won't question it? Are you talking to me? I'm not sure. Were you? Are we all like here right now? Yeah, all right. Well, I'm gonna start the prank call then if that's all right Yeah, if that is that okay, it's been a long podcast Well, I'm fucking down come I'm fucking down. I'm down. I'm down. Oh, yeah, I'm down Wait, see yeah, man, I'm Darren Darren T that's leaving Darren T man. I'm Darren. I'm Darren My name is Darren Thompson come There you go Jess, um I'll come in last week and got like a couple of pair sunnies and a couple of shirts and that And and the chick I got him off. She must have forgot to take those. Um, you know those little tag things on Yeah, yeah, she must have forgot to take them off cause like I put them out of the the bag and They still got that on them. So if I come in can you like take them off and that Yes, yeah, I don't know what I've done with a receipt lock I don't usually hang on an email to you. Yeah, no, no, I don't gotten an email on that. So it would have been like Yeah, but we have to find the proof of purchase What if you some what if you can't find and that can you still like just like if I just come in someone just Take some straight off and I'll just fucking get out of there. Is that is that something used to or should I just call lock another city beach or something? Where what are those machines called that like take them tags off what's that what's that call that machine? Do you know like tag on move on or something? I'm not sure. Yeah rockers lock Like what if I like go to another store and that because honestly like I don't know if You just find receipt for and that because like it was a long time ago, right? And it was so busy that day Like there's like I reckon like dirty people or something in there Yeah, I think like there's something wrong with the machine in that that day too because like the girl saying like oh There's something wrong like I heard a saying something like other stuff saying like oh There's something wrong with machine in that and it wasn't like printing Receipts and that and like other people in front of me even said they're like oh like Like annoyed in that because they don't have receipts if they like want to get a refund and that so like I was in on that day When the machines are down for a bit. So like yeah, I seriously like I don't know if he's gonna be able to find it So like yeah, right. Well, um, look I'll come in I'll bring the stuff in But if we can't find it like if we can't find the receipt in that I'm sweet to just like get out there, right? Yeah, but what I'm saying is like if I come in with like the sunnies and the shirts and that And use can't find like the receipt I'm sweet to just get straight out straight out there and jump back on the bus go straight home It's just I don't want to go all that way in and like just have the bloody taxi along there You know like I want to wear the sunnies But they got that bloody tag on them and they and the bloody shirts got it just looks shit You know, I don't know why he's put them on there Like it's like so like big and that and then someone's forgotten to take it off and now it's like my problem You know, it's like I shouldn't have to like Get treated like that in that. Do you know what I mean? Can you just like send send me like a machine? Like you surely we cannot sorry Yeah, but like, you know, I'm saying like like it's like it now. It's my problem, right? And you guys you guys got the buddy I Yeah, but like if he's won't do nothing if you can't find like the receipt and that like he's don't need to like He's don't need to like call like nothing You don't need to call no cops and that if we can't find proof of receipt and that because the machines were down that day I do remember saying that I do remember that So he's like that's all sweet like I'll come in right with the tags and if you can't find the receipt What you still leave the tag on then Yes. Oh, so I've come all the way in the city all the way from a gnarler to catch two buses all the way the city and Then like I can't even it's not even guaranteed that my tags come off. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, but like like I said, but like it's surely used like lots to receive before Surely use of lost receipts before it kind of use is muscle Oh, I'm I tap before like I've come in before and the and the dude there said like, oh, sorry I can't find your receipt like he said that to me before so it's like I'm like Well, can you try and have a look for it now then What's where do you find the barcode on? It's just like two buses and that you know rather just like what if it was just what if like these are like Can I get like a hammer and something or just knock them off or as well? Has to be the machine Well, this is like this is pretty unfair, you know, I mean like I've got to come all the way in now because you just put down bloody tags on I'm it's like take that shit off. You know what I mean? It just makes everyone take so much longer and then one of you's on a busy days Forgets to take them off and now I'm fucking up now. I'm back now I'm off all fucking fucked up or fucking sitting around home Trying to go out for bloody dinner with me miss on and I've got fucking tags all up me gallant running down me back And what try put some sonys on this fucking tag in your eye, so I can see right now So I can tag in my eye right now more left or there's a fucking tag dangling down and like I literally can't even fucking open it Can't fucking I'm running down me Then I miss I'm saying so I'll come in Rob, but if you can't take the tags off like I'm gonna I'm gonna have to blow bloody blow up and that you know me like it's bloody unfair like he's treating me like cattle He's treating me like cows and that like hurting me around in that night. Oh, what fucking oh god Oh, good life. Oh good life. I've got a family. I'm young son All right, but no cops right and if we can't find the receipt of I need on you. He's gotta just fucking take him off We're all like there's nothing else. I can fucking do he's got to take him off I'm coming in I don't want to go home with fucking tags on me shirts again Cuz I've got nothing to wear right now I was fucking laundry day my fucking mum's been busting her ass fucking watching me fuck And it's like tag my and there's couple hanging off the fucking shirt and fucking look like a fucking povo fucking dog Running down fucking tags and me fucking shirts and sonys and fucking tags Can't bloody rip my fucking shirt. No, I'm saying If you can come in and we can find out no cop right now cops No cops. No cops. All right, sweet self. I'll come in. There'll be no cops waiting for me in that easy This is my fucking stitch up. I've got your word What's your name? What's your name? So guys, I'll know I'll go and come in ask for Alice and no one else don't say nothing no one else Right off I can pull you side Alice and we're fucking we'll find that fucking receipt or whatever you fucking need And we'll bloody we'll take these off or right else don't say a word to nothing All right, don't they'll fucking they'll fucking dog me and I can't fucking get done. You understand I can't get done. I can't go back. Do you understand what I'm saying? All right, so we'll just do it on the slide. Don't say nothing to no one Okay, just pretend you're talking of some some other customer. All right, my name's down. I'm fucking coming in right now All right, I'm coming in hot. All right Alice. I'll see you in about Maybe maybe half an hour or something. How's that? Right Alice. I love you to pieces. I love you Alice and I'll see you soon. You're a bloody good bird You're a bloody good bird. I love you. I love you Alice See you like My god I love you Alice That was very good, I think I hate down He is a piece of shit, but I sluice scumbag. That's for sure Dude, that was very good very very good It's hard to know where to go when they just say you know, it's like you can't fucking oh You know what I mean? She was she was very professional like how could you not get angry? Yeah, I would have hung up a long before Oh, we can't help you and just at least Got an angry like he's making it so obvious that he has he has stolen from Val Yeah, she would give a fuck but I think yeah some people would she was very very chill compared to some well done Alice Handle that very professionally Well done Alice All right guys, that's the end of episode number 20 fucking five That means we've done a hundred and five now hundred and ten percent don't forget to fucking Comment a question drop a like hit that fucking thumbs up and don't forget to sus cry, brother like the goalie bottle Yeah, like the goal. I'm to be honest. I've given up a bit. It's like it's not one point fucking one We need to get to three someone commented saying that she's really concerned if I am oh, yeah I've got that comment. That's like It's fermenting all that bad bacteria like I'm gonna get sick. So exactly. I don't think I didn't get it down I just swirl it in the mouth like mouth. Oh, yeah gargle it off gargle it a bit But anyway, yeah, I think maybe too many people think it's too gross and they don't actually want to see it That could be a bit. Well, how about we fucking do like Make sense. We gave a comment if if you're pro golly from a comment pro if you're con Comment con so pro golly and con golly We want to see a fucking and we'll put a fucking poll up. I know we can't yet. Can we on the Instagram? I'm pretty sure yeah, not till 10k, but that's okay. We can do a poll ourselves off of the comments You fucking sexy. Can't That is the end of episode number 25. Thank you for watching. 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