 You're saying this was happening to both of the Pathfinder? Yeah, to Vampires and Pathfinder. There were some issues with streaming. It didn't go down down, but it definitely took some fidgeting to get it to work like it needed to. And streaming on YouTube was never good, also. Yeah, but I've never experienced the problems that I experienced in the last month. Yeah, it wasn't like this, though. I really think that I don't know what's up with YouTube. There's just some stupid shit going on. It was never like this before. And I do think... The Pathfinder, there were some of it. I mean, this is 10. Let me put my 10 foot. I wish I had some 10 foot I should put on, but I do think some of it is... I don't know why they would go after your vampire game, though, or your... All these specific... There was literally role-playing as Nazi vampires. Well, that might be it. I don't know. But I don't know what our Pathfinder game is. We're too bad for it. It's just a tiny one, too. It's a little stream, so... I don't know. A combination of their inability to have a steady back end. Yeah, it almost feels like some kind of clogging problem. Like this is... What people told me on New Year's is that... Oh, not on New Year's, on Christmas, when we were trying to stream. They said you guys were having a hard time streaming, too. And I was like, I was probably the same shit. And I just assumed it was because I called my video Star Wars Funeral. I figured that would set. You can't live stream a funeral. That's insensitive. Only we can live stream a funeral. But it was almost identical. It was like 30 to 40 minutes in. It started to just crash and then I could not get it back. My stream key started refreshing, which I've never seen before. It's like, I can definitely part one, part two this. I just really hope that we actually managed to get away with the full stream this time around. Like who knows how many pots this will eventually get broken up into. It's just me. I feel like I'm doing... Oh, it's you, rags. You and me. Well, I just... I don't know why a stream where there's four women would get canceled by YouTube, so... We're too naughty for YouTube. Too naughty. That naughty dog. Yeah, I get it. Should we just pretend everything's fine? Just move on? I mean, that's what I normally do in life. It really works, Ian. It looks like it was working. Well, yeah, it's all back up now. We've got to... It's as if we never left, except the stream is going to look like it was much shorter, which is fine. I've got the other... The other thing is now processing. So I guess that'll be safe. That's how well we did. It exists. That's the important thing. I think people will get over the fact that there'll be multiple uploads on Moola, right? Like, that wouldn't be much of a problem. Can't really manage to get through one minute of the video, so... Let's... Yeah, let's carry on, folks. We can do it. Let's pretend everything's fine. And if it goes down again, we'll have to discuss, I don't know, plans for the future, because I don't fucking know what to do. Yeah, everything is just fine. All's well. No issues. Things are great. Talking about Star Wars. Also, someone said, did you remember to record it? That wouldn't make a difference this time around, but as in, I have to, like... The only way to start the new one is to end the old one, and so that would create two recordings instead. Like, it wouldn't make a difference. I'm not losing the stream. It exists still. It's fine. It's there. It's just... Yeah, that's where we're at. You know, it's with issues like these, and I'm... And it's topical. We are discussing the last Jedi that... When it comes to problems like these, I like to remember the wise and immortal words of Rose Tico, who said that that's how we're going to win this, not fighting what we hate, but saving what we love. So if we can apply that knowledge to streaming, then maybe we'll be able to squeeze through with a W on this one. I think Hope is the best way to go, especially when things like that are getting made, you know? See it ranks. Do I see... Let me click on it. Oh, my God. Why do you have to hit? I look fucking sexy. No. Oh, Waller, you do have kind of... You are looking a little titty there. Well, you know, the shit is tight. What can I say? Sometimes you're a skeleton. Sometimes you're Voldemort. Who knows what's going on? Shapeshifter, clearly. Also, I like that we have McMuffins. McMuffins, yay. I love your long... 69. I like that. Very good. I'm supposed to be like Pax. I'm super, super cut. Yes, very voluptuous Pax. It makes complete sense. We're an interesting, aesthetically, at least, because we're very, very dull, boring, uninteresting women-haters in real life and personal lives. But aesthetically, we're very interesting. Very different. What's wrong with your paws? They're looking a little wonky. What's wrong with your paws? I feel like she's cuddling her paws on the human. I mean, yes, I noticed the... Yeah, it's just... that's a style. Your paws look like funnel cakes. Come on, where's Tyler? Do you want to lick the sugar off me? Being cuddled out, my dude. What's wrong with your paws? What's wrong with your paws? Every frame of paws. Which leads us nicely back to Jenny Nicholson, right? That's a perfect segue. What's wrong with your paw? It came in paws without the stream dying. Yeah, let's hope it stays up. We're going to pretend like it never happened and everything just continues. What's clever is that it showed that a character you thought was invincible because of established tropes they fulfilled could actually just be unceremoniously killed. Yeah, I don't know... listen. I don't know how, after the first season, y'all people watching Game of Thrones aren't surprised if a character just gets fucking killed. I just don't... I don't know. If you're still surprised after the first season, I don't know what to say. Yeah, well, they'll definitely lose any sense of this is not possible. Now it'll be like, oh, I hope it doesn't happen to my guy. You know, my favorite. Yeah. Which is essentially what it was. And it's probably part of what brought Game of Thrones down too much iteration. Like, what is Game of Thrones? And as they were writing it, they were like, this is Game of Thrones. It's big, big explosions, lots of wars, shocking deaths. That's what Game of Thrones is like, oh. It was a little bit weird, okay. Well, that's what Star Wars is. It's big explosions and shocking deaths. And then shocking resurrections. It's probably like shocking in the case of Sheave, yeah. Millions dead. It would normally be the friendly, sexy, conquering king. It just gets horrifically killed in like a weirdly brutal way. And the baby too. And that's a clever subversion of expectations. Like I saw people sad about the red wedding or shocked, but I didn't see anybody like this sucks. They totally. I don't know if someone being sad meant they were surprised. Probably because it's not the same situation like at all. How are you comparing this to? Yeah, this is pretty not smart. I think she's just trying to compare them to being like, two events within popular media genres. Surprised everyone. Things that were surprising. But I wouldn't say that, okay, let's be real. It's Star Wars. Who would have ever been surprised by Snoke dying? Yeah, I think we all expected him to die at some point. Oh yeah, he's the bad guy in Star Wars. Yeah, exactly. Duh! Or shock that he was killed in the second movie, not in the third one. The subversion is on making sense. Like, ha, you thought that this was going to be explained and he would have a through line, lol. I like how Jenny's saying it's so clever. And I met JJ saw this and he was like, oh, fuck. Oh God, oh God, oh God, what am I going to do? I got to make Kylo the main bad person. Oh no. But he's a loser. I don't make Kylo the main bad person. So all of this is moot. The only time Kylo ever wins a fight is mother fucking stops him and gets him killed. That is so fucking emo. Mom, I'm trying to kill someone. I was about to beat a girl, mom. Oh, you ruined everything, just like dad. So I killed him. I'll kill you. Oh, you're dead anyway, okay. Yeah. Yeah. He didn't fulfill his character. I also never understood people's compulsion for Snoke to like, be something. I guess because you're not smart. You don't you don't understand. That's because you're not smart, Jenny. He is something. He is something. He's he ties us to the original trilogy. He's the reason the first order exists. He's the reason Kylo turned. Layer explicitly says Snoke got to his heart or something like that or fucking not. Kyle, the Snoke is an insanely important character in this universe. Of course, Jenny. Why are you just run narrative perspective? When we've set this up about this character, why would you not expect him to mean something to the narrative? I literally don't understand it feels post hoc. Like he died. He's not important. He was never important. Like, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, he was. You said you might not have developed it, but he is insanely important. You can't just say, I ain't going to move you about the 100 years war and gives the King of France is King of France everybody. Oh, no, we died. Don't worry about it. Well, it wasn't important if you died. No, what? I don't know. It seems seems really like she defines not important as a dead person, I guess. So if any, whatever, it's like. Snoke, you get the idea that you play through a really long video game and then you get to the very final boss. And then as he's about to explain, you know, how he made everything happen for the entire game and how he was the mastermind behind everything, you just skip the cut scene and insta kill him and then the credits roll. And you're like, oh, all right, all right. Demon's Souls did something kind of like that. Not that exactly, but the ending boss was not some horrible monster you had to defeat. It was difficult. It was like this pile of sludge that you could easily kill. The idea being the previous boss to him was actually the final boss in the game. This was it was sort of like a thematic ending to explain X, Y and Z. But these examples like Snoke, we were led to believe a hell of a lot about Snoke, but it got subverted in terms of like, oh, the trilogy isn't going to be that much about him. It's like, OK, but we're still missing a lot of information. And you know, they could have filled in. They could have. But again, why do we keep passing the buck with every sequel? Like you guys have got to repair what they did. No, you guys are going to repair what they did. Well, you have if you have you have the two alternatives of being we learn about Snoke, which makes sense. And we don't learn about Snoke, which doesn't add any sense to the world. And they went with the other one and is like, oh, yeah. The last last one, that's the clever one. If anything, it's a huge cop out. It is. It is 100% a cop out. Like we could explain to you this thing that would require an explanation. But oh, those are hard. And what's interesting. I'm going to support your expectations. Expectancy violation. OK. What's interesting about this video as well is that, like, this isn't framed as just this is why she liked it, in which case we would just be responding the same way probably. But this is also framed as this is why other people are wrong. You know, she's trying to explain how their reasons are bad. It's like very interesting. It's like you were wrong to think that Snoke, this character, was going to like mean something. Imagine like you were wrong to think that, which makes me almost think that it's wrong to just think. So they do that. Things are in your brain. Let's be real. Thinking is wrong. They do that. Things are like, oh, what did you want? A scene where Snoke says, hey, by the way, let me read out by entire backstory. Ha ha ha. It's like, why? Why do you do this? Why is that so bad every time? That's not what I wanted. No. Creation of the original trilogy, the emperor was just an evil guy in a room. Whoa. And that's insane to bother. That's because you're not smart, Jenny. So the original trilogy was the beginning of it. There was nothing that needed to be set up because it didn't go into an existing pre-existing world. You have one of those when you make a sequel trilogy. Wait, but her contention is that the emperor is just an evil guy in a robe. And there's no other meaning behind the emperor and the original trilogy. And we had this. She's not the greatest. Well, no. He's a bad guy in a robe. You know why she said it? Because Snoke is actually just a bad guy in a robe? Like that's the role he had in the sequel trilogy? Snoke is actually. Yes, you're right. Snoke is actually just a bad guy in a robe who means nothing because he's never given any meaning to his character. But we understand a little bit more about the emperor and what he's trying to do. And now part of that, yes, I will admit, is in the expanded universe. And that's true. But whoa, we, I mean, even if you look at the prequels, Palpatine deceived the entire freaking galaxy. He manipulated his way to the top. He was able to cloud the minds of the entire Galactic Republic and the entire Jedi order. He fooled everyone for decades. You mean he's a bad guy in a robe? You're telling me that's just a bad guy in a robe and not like a mastermind manipulator? Exactly. You're not even fucking kidding me. Exactly, 100%. Yeah. Interesting. You think when it comes to evil organizations they're like, we need a leader. You start looking for people with robes and I don't know, seem to matter. Local soldiers and bath houses. It's imagine like some of me like auditions today must have a robe. That's all you need. Must be evil, must have a robe. Fucked up face preferred. Scars, you get extra points. Seriously, because she's only started watching Star Wars recently. She didn't grow up watching Star Wars. The only reason she started watching Star Wars is because she works for Disney. And so she has to cover or she has to, you know, watch at least the new Disney stuff. Buy works for Disney. What do you mean specifically? She works at Disneyland. I see her all the time. Really? Yeah. Why would she need to? Is there something? Surely YouTube is full time for it. Or I figured it was, maybe I'm wrong. Is she, what's her job at Disney exactly? I don't know her exact job. I've just seen her there a lot whenever I used to go. But I mean, I don't want to dox her. Oh no, sure. I just meant like a vague sort of thing but I didn't know she worked for Disney. She just works at Disneyland. I don't know what her exact job is. Usually when you work at the parks, you have multiple jobs but that's the only reason why she covers all of this because she works there. And so now, you know, they're really pushing Star Wars. That's why everything she says about Star Wars or at least Disney Star Wars is going to be positive. She has no shit about Star Wars. I thought she hated, I thought she hated Rise of Skywalker. Is that up to date by the way? Because some people say she doesn't work there anymore. I don't know. I just, I haven't been to Disneyland in a while. I can ask because we have mutual friends but. Because yeah, she used to be a part of, was it Screen Junkies or something like that? I can't remember but either way, like. She's interesting perspectives on movies, no doubt. Because I know a lot of people who are fans of Eve have really big fans of her as well. And again, like I've said this before, I've watched videos from her that I really like. It's just interesting takes on some other stuff which happens to us all. Something. I mean, for the duration of the original trilogy, the Emperor was just an evil guy in a robe. And that didn't seem to bother anyone because Darth Vader was the villain with the actual nuance and personality. Just like Kylo Ren is that for this. But we always knew there was an Emperor. Yeah, the Emperor's mention of Epsom 4. In fact, and if you look and go back to a new hope, Darth Vader's shit on by other people, like, oh you and your silly religion. Even though he has the capacity to choke the mountain stuff. But like, he's not given a lot of respect if you look at a new hope. I just don't think that that's completely the case. I think that Darth Vader is set up as more of a lower level character. And we are given this idea that there's an Emperor who is the big bad. And briefly when you take the prequels into consideration, he's not just a bad guy in a robe. That's ridiculous. But there's the whole thing as well that even if he were that simplistic, that was the state of the universe as we entered it in Epsom 4. Which is the unique benefit the OT has over the sequel trilogy where the sequel trilogy was like, welcome back. Everything is now different. And you're like, whoa, hang on. And if they started that way, they actually have a leg to stand on as in they'd be like, Snoke is in power. The first order of most in power, they're gonna wipe out the local good guys that control the Republic. And now a scrappy group of heroes are gonna try and stop them. And you're like, okay, nobody's gonna be like, wait. How did Snoke destroy the peace set up by Luke Skywalker, Han Solo and Leia Organa? We need to know these things. And you'd be like, well, who are even any of them? Why do we need to know that? In the same way that we don't need to know how everything was running a thousand years ago. We just don't need the information to understand how this all matters. But like Han Solo and Leia having a divorce. It's like, geez, you would have thought we'd wanna see how that went down. But I guess not. We'll just skip over all of those bits in order to learn about our wonderful new characters known as Rey, Finn and Poe. That went well, didn't it? Yeah, the keys are introducing an important character to an existing world that kinda should be explored. Kinda should be explained. Big deal. Trilogy. The Emperor was just a two dimensional obstacle to be defeated. And taking out that obstacle in the second movie with a whole movie left to go, just kinda means that the third movie in the trilogy is less able to stick to a predictable formula. Womp, womp. Womp, womp. Oh, this. Oh, no. What? Uh-oh. See, I'm not blaming her at all because I think we were in the same position, but the idea that they would resurrect Palpatine was not on anyone's mind. It was like, no, they wouldn't do that. That's not it. They only contacted the actor for Creamy Sheave, like in late 2018. Yeah, it was like basically a year before the movie came out. Yeah, I can say I understand how she came to this conclusion, but well, didn't work out that way. I was watching one of my favorite shows, and on it, Umna Greger was talking about how a week before The Force Awakens came out, he got a call from JJ asking him to come record that voiceover. Only a week before the damn movie came out. Wow. JJ always leaves things the last minute, if you know, at all. Which I think is a good thing. I feel like the people who were so mad that Snoke died wouldn't have even been mad if first he had been like, I was once known by another name, Darth Plagueis the Wise. Yeah, we wanted Darth Plagueis. How about that? Yeah, I would have preferred that. That would have been nifty. Yeah, that's something. I still wouldn't have been satisfied. I'd be like, okay, your name, that's good. I can actually infer a bunch from how you would have been able to do everything you did, knowing that you're Darth Plagueis, but there's still a couple of bits I need information on. Well, I mean, you could tell it wasn't Darth Plagueis because Snoke wasn't immune. Right, maybe he would have been trained by Darth Plagueis, or just something that made some sense, other than him just being a weird clone that she had made, which is. They threw, I'm pretty sure I read like some kind of fucking excerpt. It could have been on one of the coverage from Geeks and Gamers, but just the whole like, we thought that was a fun idea. Like that was the input from the writers about that. Snoke beat it to test, too. We were like, Thor would be fun. Anyway, moving on. Oh, okay. At least they thought it was fun. Even though that wouldn't inform us of anything new of his personality or change his role in the story in any way. Number nine, I can't believe Kylo Ren is the villain now. He was the villain in The Force Awakens. He killed someone in the first three minutes. Wasn't he, yeah, I would downright say he was like the driving force villain of the first film. We open with him pursuing the droid and trying to capture our heroes slash kill them. Yeah, he was always the villain. Why would you say this? I don't know why you would say this. Very odd. He's not even a good villain because I hate him. He's just a whiny baby. And he's not even scary. I think people who hate Kylo Ren as a villain have a particular need to feel vicariously empowered by seeing a big strong villain who can hit people really hard and is good at everything. You mean like Bray? Yeah, I don't want a whiny bitch who loses to the protagonist the first time they meet. What does everyone look for at a villain? It's clearly not Kylo fucking red, is it? No, it's not Kylo Ren. It's like the opposite of Kylo Ren, like clever, conniving, determined. He has a purpose. He believes what he's doing is right or justified. He enacts plans and he tries to foil the heroes. He's powerful in at least some way. We just want a reason to give a shit about the peril that the good guys are gonna be put in later. That's, you know. Yeah, 100%. Maybe it's just the back and forth. Like I feel like if I was in a room with Kylo, it'd be like, hi, I guess. Kylo, what you doing today? Oh, when you said a moon, you meant a species rather than immune. I thought you said immune. Like the species, that's why I thought you said immune. Yeah. Mune. What is immune? I'm saying he is a moon. What's that? You teach us. Immune, it's the, remember in episode two, when they're there with Count Dooku and the one guy says the banking clan will join them? That's immune. Oh. That's the type of species Darth Plague is in. Well, you still could have said he was like up into, if you just had Force Awakens, you could have still made him that species and what we saw in Force Awakens was just a hologram, right? Like a fake. I've done that. Cause I'm trying to remember it to Snoke have a nose. He has like a weird, like kind of more style nose. Yeah, he has a nose. Okay, then yeah, and the immune don't have noses and their faces are a lot longer. Fair enough. But yeah, like Kylo, I just have so much trouble understanding or getting behind him when it's just every fucking movie. It's, I don't know if I'm a good man. I don't know if I'm a bad man. And this all the while, bodies are just piling up behind them. Like slashing people and blowing up planets is like, am I the bad guy? Am I? Why is that guy? That's why I should have kept Snoke around to be like, okay, he's definitely bad, but this guy we're still wondering about him, whether or not he's going to stick with Snoke or redeem himself. Because now we just have some asshole like, oh my good or bad, but he has to also do the bad stuff to fill in the gap that was left by Snoke's death. Oh, is it the same species as Kei-Adi Mundi? That's for the guest. No, what? Would it species be the same as Kei-Adi Mundi's? Let me look. I'm being informed that that is the case. And knowing the characters right off of it. No. All right, no. Yeah, a couple of people in chat are saying that as well. Damn Star Wars species being all complicated. How am I supposed to know that? I'm going to get you a picture of Darth Friggin' Plagueis. Oh, some people have been sending a few in different places. I can, this one's apparently him being badass. I'll put it on screen in a second. Darth Plagueis. Why? He's all blanky. Look at him go. Oh my goodness. He's stopping these ninjas. Yeeting these tiny people. They don't got nothing. One of the backs like, y'all. What if they're both? I'm imagining the two guys in the back actually approaching him. They just move really weird. Like they're walking toward him in these really fucked up ways. Yeah, we're coming to get you. Anyway, that's, that's fun. So I guess what we can say is that whatever Snoke is, it's not really established within the canon. Yeah, fucking, do we, he's a clone of, do we even know what he's a clone of? No, that's not me. Any kind of stuff. I thought they were failed clones of Palpatine. That's what I thought as well, but that's not made clear. All right. Well, I guess we'll debit it exactly. Just as humanoid male. I guess now they have, his species is artificially created humanoid now, I guess. Strictly test you baby, like just from scratch? It, I don't know, maybe. He's got a big, it looks like they had a person blueprint, but they fucked it up. He does have an aquarium full of them. Yes, they're all floating around. It says that his hair color is white. Oh. His eyebrows, I guess. They say, like they specifically say white eyebrows. Well, there we go. Let's just know that he can grow hair. That's important. The last Jedi asked them if they liked Rogue One. Okay, I'm not gonna go too deep into my fandom psychology seminar, but let's play another quick game. Oh, please. If people say they hate Kylo Ren as a villain because he's whiny and unthreatening, ask them if they love the character Negan from The Walking Dead. I'm trying to think of all the blockbuster movies. What does this have to do with Rogue One? Okay, here's the argument. I did watch this far and this is where I got, this is where I got so annoyed that I kind of was like, I'm not gonna watch this until we do it live. Okay, so her point here is that she's not afraid of Snoke and she's not afraid of Kylo, but guess what? And this is not a negative statement on Jenny in any major way, but nobody who's not a child is actually afraid of stuff that happens in films. That's reality. What people say when they mean they're afraid of a character is that they feel that they have like a terrifying presence or they feel that the character is capable of doing something in the narrative that is scary or that is intimidating to the protagonist. That's what they mean by that. They don't mean that they're physically or emotionally afraid of the character. Does that make sense? Well, yeah, I haven't even seen The Walking Dead and Negan is more a spoopy than... From what I know, I thought he was really threatening. Am I wrong? Like I thought he was the guy, he's the guy with the Bob Wyre baseball bat in me. Yeah, in the first time you were physically afraid of characters. Sorry, Jenny, sorry. Sorry, oh my God, not Jenny. Oh my God, I'm so sorry. You called out a Jenny over there. Fuck, fucking God damn it. I'm sick too. Yeah, as far as I was aware, he was super threat. Let's roll it back, see exactly what she said. Yeah, re-listen to what she says and you'll see she's basically talking about the embrace. Okay, I'm not gonna go too deep into my fandom psychology seminar, but let's play another quick game. If people say they hate Kylo Ren as a villain, because he's whiny and un-threatening, ask them if they love the character Negan from The Walking Dead. I'm trying to think of all the blockbuster movies I've enjoyed and trying to remember which ones had a villain that I was genuinely afraid of in real life and I guess when I was a kid, I thought- You were genuinely afraid of in real life, that's weird. She didn't finish a point about Negan though. Where'd we go with that? Your Rogue One. Yeah, she broke Rogue One, then she went to Negan. It was like, now she's talking about whether or not she's been afraid in real life by a fictional character. What do you want? Like if I was stuck in a room with Negan, I would be far more afraid for my life than if I was stuck in a room with Snoke or Kylo Ren. I don't know. Well, I wouldn't know what to think if I was in a room with Kylo Ren. I'd be like, I don't know that you would kill me. I don't know. I'd be like, yo. Are you evil right now? He's like- Are you evil right now? Are you in now order? With Snoke, I'd be like, hey, man. I mean, it's just us. There's no point in killing me, right? With Negan, I'd be like, dude, calm down. I know that you like to bash people's brains into stuff, but please don't kill me. The scary judge from Roger Rabbit was scary. Those mutants from The Hills Have Eyes were scary. That's not a good movie. With villains as with any character, I think what makes them good is if they have an interesting personality. I thought you just advocated for how we had to yeet Snoke because he wasn't interesting. It's like you could have made him interesting. I can hear Lovecraft rolling over in his grave. In relation to Lovecraft. I feel like that Lovecraft has been rolling over in his grave for so long, he's become a perpetual motion machine at this point. You would love Rise of Skywalker, OK? Yeah, he does, but. Extremely emotional and unstable, which makes him unpredictable. I don't know. The unpredictability is not necessarily a trait that people tend to like, do they? Like in terms of. No. Understanding a villain. And it's like, oh, you don't know what he's going to do next or why. It's like, it can be. Unpredictability can be, you know. Yeah, like with the judge, he's unpredictable. And that's. But we still. There's still like. Not like Kylo Ren. Kylo Ren is unpredictable in the sense that we have no idea if he's on the good guys team or the bad guys team in any other scene. Like it's just like, what's going on with him? I don't know. But it's not like a villain done terribly wrong. Great. I think that it's a it's a good. Characters need to have like a baseline in terms of the psychology of how we perceive characters, right? We basically start with a basic perception of what a character is. And we go, oh, they're this or they're that. And then we engage in recategorization. And if our recategorization doesn't work and we can't put them into a neat little box, we go into attribution and we individuate that character. It's why people would excuse absolutely everything that Walter White did, for example, why everything, why people would excuse everything that Tony Soprano did. Because they say, well, I this character has these unique attributes, but when the character isn't complex enough to have that kind of stuff, then we do put them into basic categorization boxes. That's just how we work psychologically. Our brains aren't, they got a huge amount of energy. So generally speaking, we want to like make really simple categories. Like this character is a hero. This character is a villain. And they don't fall into these neat categories. We have to individuate them. And there's not enough information about Kylo in particular to really individuate him to a point where we would be able to make this kind of complex decisions about the character. That's just what the data indicates. Sure. I just, connecting like, she likes him because he's very emotional and often unpredictable. Kylo ran more so than pretty much any other character I think I've experienced. It's just every time he's on screen, I'm like, so what even, you know, when he's like, his go in Rise of Skywalker at the beginning, he's like, he clearly wants to just take over the world. Like that seems to be his thing. But then like halfway through, he just sort of loses interest. He's like, hey, Ray, I'm going to make you evil. We're going to rule together. And you're like, okay. All right. I guess that's sort of a, that's a through line from wanting to go over the world. I can sort of see that. And then she like stabs him and says, you should be a good person. And then he's like, hmm. And like, for me, I'm just like, fuck's sake. Like, I don't know that because with Vader, it was just constantly getting pounded into him that like, I am your son. I care about you. I know that there's a person inside you that's not willing to just let everything fall apart and be evil and stuff. And it's just, we're waiting for Vader to finally make the decision whether or not he will. That's why it's like so climactic in that last scene with Kylo. It's like, you kind of just flip flop several while and fuck me. The characters seem to be okay with it. Even Palpatine, when Palpatine's like, you're not betraying me. Are you? Kyle's like, no. I would not do that, especially given my track record. I would not do that. Not at all. I don't even know that he would register as betrayal because he doesn't even know what side he's on. He'd be like, I think, I don't know. It depends how I feel today. And yeah, I don't know. I just don't find that compelling myself, I suppose. I just want something to build up, especially after three movies, like fucking hell. Right. And to me, that makes him a good villain. And you want to see him reformed, or I do. To me, the fact that he's a former good guy, and he has a mom that loves him, and he has a weird hand-holding connection with Ray, and he cries a lot. Oh, what do you know? Something can only happen because of Snoke, of which we've got no explanation on or anything. Hey, man, Major Lee liked the hand-holding thing, too, so. It's really cringy, though. In good company. I hate cringy, but let's be honest. Oh, they held hands. Oh. No, in the rain. Apparently they really were falling for each other, I guess, at that seat. Yeah, they were falling to rise to Skywalker, because they took that even further. And then he died, and she didn't even care. Yeah, she's just like, oh, well. Yeah, she's just like, whatever. I am the Skywalker now. He's sucker. She doesn't even cry. This is the guy you're in love with, and he just died after saving you, and you're not even going to shed a tear. Was it love? Did she love him? Yeah, that's the question. Did she love him in any way that we've ever been shown? She doesn't love anyone, except that weird father-like thing with Han Solo. It's really weird, yeah. I like how there's no, you know, some people might be like, she's not like she's so I was a father. I was like, no, that was confirmed. Yeah. Kylo looked inside her head and pointed that out. It's like, oh, okay. Maybe she was in love with Kylo, because she saw Han in... Oh. Which was kind of weird. That's really creepy, though. The closest thing I can get to Han is in like, you're literally the only thing left of that bloodline right now. Yeah. We don't have a real villain. He's extremely strong in the force. Remember when he stopped that blaster bolt with his mind powers? You mean the force? I remember when he got his ass kicked by someone who had no training. Yeah. Did she just call the force mind powers? Well... Remember when Ray anti-tortured him with her mind when she didn't have any training? Yeah. He's really fucking strong in the force. Yeah. It just depends on what the plant needs at the time. I was so... Yeah. Kidding me. Oh, mind power skills. Man, mind in there. Mind power. Sorry. And like, he's not in a low key. Geez, I just feel so bad that I accidentally called you Jenny Anna. I feel so bad. Mind power skills. I actually... It's like a second. It's okay. It's confirmed Aiden thinks that all women are the same. I do. Wow. Oh my god. This is supposed to be our diverse and welcoming stream, not our hatred stream. Gosh. He's fucked up. He's extremely strong in the force. Remember when he stopped that blaster bolt with his mind powers? Wow. And like, he's low key crazy. So... It's not low key. Low key. Low key crazy. Low key. Very high key. Low key. The highest of keys. Low key crazy. I think he might get redeemed. I think you're echoing Anna. Yeah, I just... Sorry, Jenny. I had this problem last month. Don't fucking start this shit. God damn it. I'm just going to mute myself in a place because I don't know how to fix it. Okey-dokey. If he had like a fight against Poe Dameron or something, I would still be worried he might kill him. It doesn't seem like he wouldn't do that. In any family action movie, you know that ultimately the good guys are going to win. If Snoke was still around, there would... So this is interesting about, you know, considering he said this and then said, we're upset that Snoke was killed because he was killed, but we knew this all along and she's kind of an odd counter to something. That was what a Valakau does to him is she's apparently accepted that. So, okay. Alright, move it on. Never mind then. Wouldn't be a lot of tension over whether or not Ray was going to kill Snoke. You know Snoke's going to die. But with Kylo Ren, there's a couple different directions that it can go and I think that's interesting. Like, he could stay evil and die. He could sacrifice himself and die. He could turn good and live. Literally anything could happen because Kylo is just... Who knows? No, let's be honest. Let's be honest. These stories as bad as the sequel trilogy is, are going to still follow in their very sad attempt, the Joseph Campbell paradigm, right? Which means that Kylo Ren has to die for killing his own father, for patricide. And that's not just Joseph Campbell. That is all of mythology. He's going to have to die for what he did, okay? That's going to happen. You don't get retribution for that at this point. You actually think that anyone working on these New Star Wars movies knows anything about Joseph Campbell. You're giving them way too much leeway. They're like, Oh, you mean the soup guy? Yeah, sorry. Probably giving them way too much. But I mean, at least Lucas did. And Lucas did. And that's, you know, what Lucas based his shit around. And I would expect them to base it around the same paradigm because that's what every single thing is in all of human history has been based on. In terms of the hero's journey and this stuff is not, it's Campbell put it into, you know, they're trying to subvert expectations. Oh, it doesn't work. Oh, it really does not work though. Does it? They're trying. That means that they're good films because they tried. I'm glad we all agree on that. I'm going to judge the laughter as I agree. So good. He could sacrifice himself and die. He could turn good and live, but he is going to get reformed. I am sure of it. And anyway, Kylo Ren isn't all. I didn't work out. Did it? No. He's still got hugs, guys. Well, he's still got hugs. Wait, what did she say? I think you guys are ahead of me. We are at 445. Oh yeah. Yeah, I'm full 41. Oh my God. You're reset it. Kylo Ren, there's a couple different directions that it can go. And I think that's interesting. Like he could stay evil and die. He could sacrifice himself and die. He could turn good and live, but he is going to get reformed. I am sure of it. And anyway, Kylo Ren isn't all we've got in the way of villains. We still have hugs. There we go. Okay. Now you see what we're laughing about. Yeah. Well, Rip Hux. He's barely even in Rise of Skywalker. He's just a tool. He's literally a tool. Oh God. When has the night's of land literally. Oh the nights of Ren were my biggest disappointment, I have to say, because if you've read some of the shit about them they sound really cool. But then they don't do anything. Thanks. I like how she mentions these. It's like hey, we still got these. Not even, JJ made these and he didn't care about them. But also like I wanted to that how the nights of Ren just go looking for her, even though they can track her ship. And they go in like a search party altogether It's really confusing. I don't know what the hell their goal was like they they let them go in order to chase them And their goal is to capture and kill them. It's very strange and you even have Po Recognizing that in the script like they're not chasing us. I don't trust it. It's like what do you mean by that? What what why would they not be chasing you? I don't understand it. What? It's so strange the whole script is so strange because you know the second they captured chewy Po and Finn They're like yeah kill them Like oh wow you guys that's your only goal right now. It's just wipe them out. Okay. I understand Like this this outfit of first-order troops with those two transport ships and the Knights of Wren And they were like a couple of meters away from the hero ship For a while that scene is such a disaster that on the desert planet. It's so strange like watching it It's like what is everyone doing you guys are all right next to each other. We don't seem to care That's one of the most bizarre scenes in that film When when Ray just walks out into the desert for no reason what they're like, um, hey, like we really got to get out of here Absolutely bizarre I think that little like even by her own explanation. Let's let's be real You you have a big bad establish in Snoke and she's not saying well, we still have the Knights of Wren We still have Hux Hux who is what like a mid-level especially after the last Jedi Hux is embarrassing like who cares about hooks at this point She's just pushed over all the time, but he makes those like those noises like Maybe in the best in the best of circumstances, maybe we have the Knights of Wren being potentially a Threat I guess but not Hawks Yeah, the Knights of Wren the problem is that he's just you've got you got to build them up In the one movie Because all we know is they exist up to these these two movies have only told us this this group of people that called the Knights of Red It's like, okay Right, we haven't seen anything about them and in fact what I know about them is all on from supplemental Material which makes them sound really cool, which only makes what actually happened to them so much We saw them in the Force Awakens though in that weird flashback scene. Yeah, we know they exist They're a group of guys. I think they they have armor sort of they have some Sorry, I said me I don't know Do you hear all of the female stormtroopers and rise the Skywalker Wow All kidnapped every single one. Well, yeah, every single fucking wait Were they crafted from the force by Palpatine or were they kidnapped children? I can't remember Who knows anymore Wherever they went and the entire first order my finger is bleeding I'm gonna go get a band-aid shark weak band-aids because sharks like blood Number eight there's nothing Are you I mean See, I'm human guys. I bleed I don't think all right. I'm not a product created by Disney in a factory That's what I would assume is her brand right. She's like it's cutesy. I think that was point was that I guess You know Let's be real she's cute Sounds like she's on down She's trying to be mean like she's fair of faucet. I don't like I mean I don't mind. I'm fine. She put on a plaster is fine But my voice is all fuck cuz I'm sick, but there's a I think we can breathe in me like hello I am a robot my bed. I've been for my way would you be a cat robot? Oh, love you do pity boo pity Because they virtually ended the story or This movie was pointless because the status quo was unchanged Yeah, I was gonna say we actually know now that it's a it's a movie that can be removed from the trilogy and it wouldn't really matter So I guess the criticism she's addressing is the one that a lot of people do typically throw at the last Jedi is the We're left with nothing to work with by the end of it I think also the idea doesn't change the status quo I Don't know that you have to do that in a Star Wars film Certainly changes status quo for Star Wars for a lot of people. I was gonna say like Snoke died So you'd have to argue that there's there's a status quo change to a degree It doesn't really change anything in the wider scale of things like everything seems to run normally, you know Like Snoke dying doesn't really do much He Kyler I just takes his position. It's like because they didn't do anything with him Yeah, we did what the problem is we didn't know how important he was anyway So him die is just like I don't know does anyone care. It's like nope Um And so then yeah, the problem with the TLJ is that if we were picking it up for our Explosive ending to this trilogy. It's just like right. What are we working with it's like a bunch of people are in a ship Explosive like hmm not not much and the comparisons you can make are just most trilogies The second one ends off with a bunch of things to work with just just off top of my head like Matrix Pirates the Caribbean Lord of the Rings Because you have the the 20 people on a ship at the end of the last Jedi that transforms into like a base on a planet Yes, I don't know whatever I don't know where they got it from or how they paid for it or who they got it from especially when When Poe talks about like reinforcements. He's like the last time we tried this they all abandoned us Like so you haven't since then tried to get more help, right? meaning You guys just found a planet landed with the Falcon and you somehow managed to just Saw all of this out. I don't know. It's yeah resources Ideas ridiculous when when Lando shows up with all of its reinforcements and I'm right Skywalker I don't think you could convince those people to do it if you like go go to this crazy dangerous planet to fight thousands of star destroyers like Like all right Lando. We're here. So who are we fighting? They don't have guns or anything, right? Someone's that we mentioned on Twitter that actually gave the exact number make a find it because it was way more than we thought It was like hundreds of millions of people Millions oh my god. Yeah, okay the Emperor Palpatine's final order had 10,000 Sith Star Destroyers each housing a crew of 29,585 this means the resistance and their Allied fleet killed roughly 296 million people in the Battle of Exigol. Oh my god, they were people they were force droids Where so Conformation that they're like where is there any explanation as to where they came from our war's tweets Star Wars facts at Twitter SW tweets. Hmm. I Don't have any idea if that's realistic or not But again, I was basing my estimate on my understanding of Star Trek, which is completely stupid. So We're stupid to apply somewhat realistic You know metrics to Star Wars now because apparently we can have armies of That size just all dying in a battle just blowing up as we've learned Maths doesn't apply to Star Wars in any way shape or form Just go up neither does life and death like these fundamentals like nope Star Wars is not subscribing to those This about these critiques is that they directly contradict each other But I have been hearing both with equal frequency. These are all things one of them's right and one of them's wrong All that they come from different people so they're not really Contradictive unless you've heard it from the same person, I guess. Yeah Both equally baffling statements to me the people who say the status quo hasn't changed usually say Kylo Ren is still evil Ray is still not trained Luke is still gone. The first order is still in power Yeah, hence why you can skip this movie. I don't think anybody Okay, Luke is still gone. I find that interesting if you in the film Yeah, so the idea being that he was gone for all the Force Awakens and by the end of TLJ is dead. I Guess the argument being that he and he didn't really do anything like he turned up to distract Kylo for a minute I guess Yeah, he killed himself in doing so yeah, and then it was confirmed that he didn't have to have killed himself It's it's my brain. There's a thing about how he um his his explanation even work because he used a part of one of the wings As the door to his little room Um, you got another one. Yeah, he's got one. That's fine. There's a spare. He had a spare in the trunk Or the resistance is still struggling Nothing happened, but like the status quo changed in a huge way There were several moments where I was like, I can't believe they went there The resistance wasn't doing too hot before but now they have like 30 people. Well, that's that's irrelevant Really, but see that that is where you would start a trilogy I think the idea that like our resistance team has 30 members You're like, whoa, but the end of the trilogy is like, oh guys We got to shore up these numbers because otherwise you can't get your because you're obviously gonna want an explosive finale I guess we could have done a completely different kind of movie Being the Yeah The S-Penon chef would have made sense But the whole thing is illogical because from the start of it shouldn't the whole idea of a resistance against a Empire that you thought was destroyed is silly Why is there a resistance? Oh There's no world-building Because they had that active while the Republic was active and I know that there's like the explanations in the books Other layer wanted them to be more militarized and they disagreed with her and they became like too passive And so she split off to make her resistance in case an empire should rise Imagine that was in the movie, but did did did the Republic though? Have no military force because that's what's implied They're all wiped out basically. Yeah, they all just died But over the course of 30 years, they never built up any other military force Any that they did was wiped out in those five planets apparently they were all just either on the planets or surrounding the planets And they all got blowed up Well, yeah Military They're all too close to each other to like they wouldn't be able to function that way It will just crash into each other something, but he needed the shot to look cool. Okay? Did you just like on a planet? That's what it comes really does. Yeah Stop blowing up planets JJ's just an idiot No argument. I think Aiden, what did you think of JJ's track? I hated it so much that it makes me angry. Oh, thank you How could I not in the first movie? He blows up my home planet up to Kasi for no reason other than just blow up a planet with his red matter. Fuck you, Jim You just managed to subvert your expectations Yeah, you didn't he said rid of my expectations in that I expected a decent Trek film. I Know that and it said it was a bad story was a it was a mediocre Star Wars movie So it's the best Star Wars movie we've had in a while. I would say that that Star Trek 2009 is Probably a better Star Wars movie than any of the sequels. Oh my god Probably true. I remember thinking that it wasn't a disaster, which is kind of where I'm at with then again I'm not a Star Trek fan. So that's probably why you don't understand. Yeah Can get trained as a Jedi because she has the Jedi books and looks a freaking ghost now So he could show up. Oh, yeah, that's why that's why guys. She has the books. She can get trained That's not a That's not actually a counter-argument works. Well, wait because if if the argument she's addressing is that ray has not been trained by the end of the force Awakens ray is still not been trained by the end of the force awakens and her argument is yeah, but she can be trained Like yeah, yeah, that's not really the point. Yeah, that's not yeah, this doesn't actually fix anything You could have had fucking anybody show up to her to train you It's like, okay, I have a manual for my car. That doesn't make me a mechanic, you know Right, but she read them thoroughly and you know There was loads of really good instructions it was like step one I Could believe she learned how to read on Jakku. That's not too far of a stretch It's just like that that dumb shit from that new Ninja Turtles movie that came out in 2014 Well, I went or trained the turtles with his book. He found in a sewer. I Mean, wait, you know the Jedi text. Are they even written like what are they written in? I Because I would actually have a problem with how could she read whatever they're written in they translated But it's probably in basic but still I mean language changes so much over time. That's why when you read Shakespeare It's like you have to have like at least you know when you're high school You have to have a teacher walk you through it because you're not gonna understand old English And it's like you telling me this chick that grew up on a desert planet that probably has never gone to school in her life Not only is she all of a sudden gonna know how to read but she's going to understand old basic I don't buy that for a second. I don't like that But you're right like she would need someone to to explain it to her in terms of what it means and there's nobody left Yeah Issue I guess like I did layer. I mean like we Wrecked on that and that layer was trying. Oh my god. We could always talk about that terrible CGI, but I Guess Leia Understood old basic enough to translate it for her. That's not explained because they didn't have enough of Carrie Fisher. I Mean she might be able to use like one of their computers to do it, but it's still it's like This is all very far away. Well, I'm okay with it being translated plenty of people in that basic probably translate I just meant like she seems to be reading the books from the books. You know, I don't know That's just seemed surprising to me. Um, the more questionable stuff thousand years old You think that she would be very careful handling those the more questionable stuff I think is like the fact that she could swim that she could sail successfully on extremely choppy seas even though the locals are like Don't do it too dangerous like that's so funny. It's just that good No freaking way she would have survived that with those because I mean I've been kayaking since I was a kid and The last time I went to Hawaii I kayaked from one island to the other It was a pain in the fucking ass and I mean that's I've been doing it since I was a kid She grew up on a desert fucking planet. You're telling me she all of a sudden knows how to do that with 300 foot waves She would have died. I don't care to have the force. Didn't you see her? Sliding down the hill and the force awakens on the sand. She knows exactly how to People are saying see 3PO in chat. Yeah, there's not just see 3PO. There's people that could translate the books I'm talking about the fact that she reads them directly But I think the thing with 3PO and what my biggest issues with that is that we have to look at This is just on the side as to why 3PO couldn't translate the sith is that it's literally a physical switch Inside of droids that would allow them to be able to have that kind of stuff turned on or turned off based on my Understanding and and you probably know way better than I do So like you could like flip a literal switch in him that wouldn't require him to lose his entire memory To to turn off that safety or you just save it on a flash drive You can plug into him download his memory do your switch and then plug it back in and reupload it You're telling me in this time with all the technology You don't have that. Oh Nope can't be done Why didn't they just have it float over and a bit more realistic than a stupid sailing thing Yeah, like you can fly just fly over the waves Established you can fly why did you fly at any other point in the film when she's that was that was done for the For the look of it without realizing the utility whatsoever, which they do that a lot in the sequels They're like, yeah, it was like wouldn't it be cool if she flew and everyone's like Yeah Yeah, that'd be cool Also apparently the cynic snacks is having fun on Twitter. It's like some guy said who has the time to watch e-fab He's like at least a hundred thousand people Yeah On my Twitter saying I can't believe you're talking about Jenny Nicholson again Why would you cover her last Jedi instead of the rise of the skywalk on it's like, oh my god, you don't have to watch it Yeah, I mean The right videos from her is like, okay What is that even like we why would we I think this is important because it puts this stuff on to perspective, right? It's showing how like this take has aged like milk Yeah I don't see why people would be more interested in seeing this one like look look at how she feels about this film and compare It to the new film that's released this isn't this not interesting. It's not like I Don't know is the logic here that we shouldn't cover anything that's older the next amount of years Apparently well because I'm telling you right now if we all went back and looked at our videos about the last Jedi They probably aged very well as compared to people like Jenny that loved it They didn't age so well. Did they I mean yeah, like like as far as I'm aware The way it works is if she had said on Twitter something along the lines of I Completely denounced everything I've said in this video. It's all inaccurate Well, we wouldn't know them all because we're all blocked true But I was also just gonna say that like there would be a consideration for not covering it at that point I'd be like well if she doesn't agree with anything in here, then I guess You know, there's not a lot of point that we can still address the arguments But we just have to Clarify that they're not attributed to her anymore because she doesn't believe in them But I'm pretty sure she stands by this video, right? I mean if I made a video that I completely it was like whoa I was 1000% wrong with that I would probably not remove it But I would make an update video and be like hey I'm not gonna remove that video, but I want to say like wow. I was wrong. That's just what I would do personally I don't you know, I Just I find it interesting to look back especially now that we've seen Riza Skywalker, so Cue He could appear to Kylo Ren. I don't know what they're gonna do with that But they could do things with that frankly. I didn't even understand people's interest in seeing Ray get trained in this movie I thought her what? Jenny's that you're not an intelligent person. This is the issue. This is the problem You can't even understand why you can't even disagree with it. You can't even understand why people would want it That's the problem. It was it was supposed to make up for force awakens. That was the whole point It was like finally just I know you're late. I know you late, but you can trade her now So you can justify a lot of things and what was her training Ray the force exists is good and bad Oh, okay Don't go into the hole and see a thousand don't go into the anus of the island Don't go into the island's dark People would have liked to just see a little bit. I think you know like just a little bit not just looping like oh You're super evil, so I'm not gonna do anything about it You're super powerful. I like living you or what? Oh Jenny with those reactions with her the both of the what? Statement is so disagreeable It's like I want to watch a star wars movie about a girl becoming a Jedi And her learning how to become a Jedi, but I don't want to see her train at all How we're on it. I don't know just just just play The co-tour games and you can see a girl become a Jedi either one of them. What are you playing those right now? That's so good. Well, they have some flaws, but Oh, yeah, I'm about had it with karth right now, but still My husband, oh, yeah Cough dude. Oh, man. You know what up? What an asshole Have you played the games rocks? Oh, yeah karth man, we go way back. Yeah karth and I we would sail across the Death Star ocean together Yes, it's underwater. It's kind of a place. It's a place again with roads No, karth is a character that every five seconds wants to talk about their feelings and makes you stop your mission Hey, hey, hey, hey, that's toxic. But then they don't want to talk about it And it just irks my soul and it's like god damn it. I don't care. He's got a lot of feelings What's the name of the guy? In co-tour two that I don't want to spoil anything I guess if you're playing through them, but who's who's the endoman of every fucking the bioware game? I like him better than car I don't know Jim Yeah, jail. Let's have a gen. I'm thinking thinking carl Yeah, carl, carl, the guy you can make into a Jedi if you feel like it I think in carl, maybe bit Bert and Ernie No, no way Well, there's an Ernie who's also a woman you can turn into a Jedi if you feel so inclined in in co-tour two What did you want to say? I guess I should let our chat know that um We I my aunt did get back to me on the Bert and Ernie thing. Let me Atten, it's Bert and Ernie So some people say Bert and Ernie. Some people say Ernie and Bert No one says Ernie and Bert. It's Bert and Ernie I thought I thought that was a troll. I didn't think the who actually says idiot bit So here's the thing both of my aunts say Ernie and Bert. Oh, what? Right, I think that your aunts might be replicants I'll keep that in mind Oh Well, because I mean I went to the Jim Hiddinson exhibit a few years ago and it is Bert and Ernie I've always known it as bit and Ernie, but hey, you can be wrong. It's fine. I guess I trust rags as aunts more than I do Basically anyone else. Yeah, they they know they I just I just feel like they would know a lot about this sort of thing They're like the oracle compass of if one of their opinions on the last Jedi Yeah, I'm gonna shit about Star Wars. I'm sure they'd hate it They have to rags. They have to Anyway Move along with that. Frankly. I didn't even understand people's interest in seeing rey get trained in this movie I thought her status as like a scrappy underdog who Scrappy underdog You can still be a scrappy underdog and train and oh my god That's the funniest shit I've ever fucking heard How did you A scrappy rey is a scrappy underdog How is she gonna be able to pull it off? I don't know. I don't know man. No Can't you do it? Head on to scrappy do for me scrappy underdog Oh my goodness Fuck scrappy. Oh no. How could she ever overcome these thoughts? I don't know Just people in childlike underdog No Oof. I don't know how you got there First and scene rey get trained in this movie I thought her status as like a scrappy underdog who knows how to hit people good with a stick But doesn't have any formal training is kind of what made her why the fuck is she need formal training? That's how she can beat this. Oh, excuse me. I was gonna say I thought she can beat this should have a trained lightsaber Someone who's trained in how to use a lightsaber. I don't care that he had a A cut in his side that makes sit stronger ding dong. Yeah, the pain. Oh my god But she knows how to use a stick even even snokes as he's he's a loser for being beaten by Yeah, I don't I mean at what point are we just gonna apply this to everything every story the good guy is just he has to be Just How what's the point of practicing anything? What's the point of training in anything? So the bad guy trains and trains and devotes himself. I don't think training is being demonized crazy Is uh Training and trying at things is like oppressive or something I'm like imagine telling your kid that is like dad if I practice and practice will I be good at something? Is like no, it's just you just are you on just are you aren't really are this is literally the gold star for Participation mentality that's whether this is you try it's not that she's an underdog for like five minutes when she gets captured it's like Yes, which enables her to rescue herself like this is the thing about When you think about what the plot does for characters like ray It's pretty crazy and I and you know, this isn't a joke the plot doesn't let her die even when she gets killed like yeah, wow It only kills her for the express purpose of bringing her back to life Evanescent song Oh And you know, this is the thing right like like uh What we used to get in terms of bad writing when it came to training was like Oh, let me guess you can have a training montage rocky style because everyone knows you gotta You got to earn the right to to have this character be able to do these things But now it is just like no not even that we're just not gonna have trading Yeah, but you have you have a roadmap for this, right? You could just look At star wars itself and see how luke was trained and see how he was trained Incompletely but still had some kind of capacity to understand how the force works But in this in this sequel trilogy Apparently and tell me if i'm wrong all force powers are transmitted Us like telepathically by watch or by watching them or by someone being related to them Oh, no, didn't you read the book that when they had their force skype call when they touched fingers Uh ray was able to download all of the training that kylo had and that's how she knows how to use the force even though He's already done incredible things before that No, no, no, no, that's how it is because that was in the book Well, I I haven't read the books because why would I do that but Oh my goodness I'm just saying that that is the argument that has been Screamed at me every time I say anything about it and it's like wow. Do you hear how ridiculous you sound Fucking yoda teach it all those kids just download that shit, dude Let's just awkwardly touch fingers From the school um a textbook store you can't just download the copies Wow, also how come po didn't learn how to use the force if he when he got forced tortured by that's different because he's not No, but but but wait oh fins force sensitive out of nowhere I don't I I don't know sorry Make sense. I It all fits It's like poetry. It's like pottery. It rhymes. It's like pottery. It spins. I Oh spin is a good trick the underdog This is how to hit people good with a stick But doesn't have any formal training is kind of what made her a good foil to kylo ren because he's basically no That's retarded. She's gonna make any she is not a good foil to anyone She's a godlike scavenger person It's like someone with a spoon at someone with a sword Hey, no, you're correct. You're right. You're right, but let me put it this way So in in in dnd There's a thing called wild magic, right? Which is basically the idea that like you can't control your shit You have extreme magic, but you have no idea how to control it I would be okay if that's what ray's shit was that she's like Oh, fuck and then like like force lightning comes out because she has no capacity to control it. That would be okay And then if it's her with zero ability to control her force Capacity and it's just like pure shit versus Um kylo who is actually trained knows how to do stuff That would kind of be okay. I think maybe I just find it amusing to be like Talking about foils like characters that really just bounce off each other or into each other really well because of like conflicting values or attributes and you've got like These two like ray and kylo really Every time they bump into each other he's just like I want you to be a dark person and she's like no That is like super race. I do not want to do that. Stop it. I'm good because I am good I'm glad we understood that across the three films It was very interesting Jedi prep school kid who's technically a prince and now literally an emperor and speaking of which Kylo Ren is in charge of the first order now. That's a huge status quo change So I brought that up earlier as being like there is a degree of status quo change, but then I highlighted Nothing really changes. Yeah, nothing changes here He wants to stomp over the world Snoke did too He wants he has that's it What what like what changes with him in charge Well, I keep doing what they're doing but with him in charge They want to dominate the galaxy. They've got loads of people doing all these things such a bubble It's like it snow could have been alive in rise of skywalker pulling the strings quote-unquote and We could have opened with palpatine establishing by the way nox nothing Like yeah, he's sitting on that throne, but I control him like who cares, you know Like he could have been alive in that film and it wouldn't have made a difference I also kind of want to hear because kylo a prince. I don't understand where that comes from at all I guess because princess leia is a princess, but leia gave up her. Yeah, but it's from a dead planet She'd be yeah, right like she stopped being a princess No, she's still a princess and they even in the expanded universe they still refer to her as it even though her Because uh, then everyone that escaped alderan's distraction. She's still their princess I thought she kind of like Gave that up, but I I suppose but still like he's he's not really the kind of person that Has the sort of power that they're that she's implying upon him or this position I would say if we want to establish that snook was like not important slash Meh him dying is just what exactly do you think that changes? Especially if someone the person who takes over has the exact same intentions as him Which for some reason he does I would actually argue that it You know, it would have been interesting to see what kylo was going to do with the first order But as far as we can tell especially from rise of skywalker, it's just like I don't know just take over the world You know That's cool though, you know But like status quo change you're like no No Because even by the end of uh tlj all kylo's doing is trying to crush the resistance So How is that different from snook when the whole movie was snook trying to crush the resistance? Yeah, well I guess it's like the hope that something different will happen in the third theoretical movie at this point But they didn't do anything different outside of He eventually turns good But it doesn't matter because pride exists and pride is the fill in for um, you know bad guys who aren't palpatine They pride his old hucks. Yeah, probably just he's he's evil. He wants to take over the world He wants to kill people like all right Yeah, again, nothing to really work with here Did he even want that? I don't think so based on his offer to ray He is even less of a clear motivation than snook did and he just does it His motivation seems to just literally be make people respect him and that's why he's so fun and now hucks That's why he's fun. He's fun He wanted his father, but he's fun. He's fun. What a fun. I'm having a great time patricidal maniac Uh-huh. He's fun. We're having a great time and I mean When really do we see him trying to make people respect him? We watch him have a temper tantrum in an elevator smashing his mask. That's not somebody that's looking for respect You just hate fun. That's just a weird assessment of his character to me It's like, you know what I find so fun about him. He wants people to respect him. Like That's fun. Okay I would just I would ask it to elaborate on that because I just be like Where's the where's the part that you would enjoy more specifically It has to work for him and he's miserable and Kylo Ren's miserable He's in charge of this army that he didn't want surrounded by people who hate him and want him A spaceship How does that everything she just described now? How does that make him fun still? He's fun. It almost sounds like like an awkward It sounds like an awkward sitcom like Kylo Ren's like god damn it. Why'd you guys hate me? They're all like You never really know what he's gotta do next Angry he could be sad he should be upset probably bad most importantly. He's fun He's fun He's in charge of this army that he didn't want surrounded by people who hate him and want him dead Surrounded by people who hate him and want him dead. Is she she told him a snow? Can he be surrounded by one person? I don't think so. They're really fat right? Think about twice Um Who wants him dead exactly? Hux is the only person who wants him dead as far as I know But that's in the next that's in the next movie. She doesn't know about that. No, no, no, that is That is in TLG I guess he oh, yeah, that's right. It's a very yeah, we have that one little thing. Yeah, he's surrounded by that That's my problem. Like why are you establishing that all of them want him dead? It's like it's just hux Why would a storm a random stormtrooper be like, yeah, do you want hux of kylo dead? I doubt that stormtrooper k I'd be like How does it affect me if he dies it's like well, I don't know really like I don't know I'd rather I don't I don't know. I don't even know why I'm here. So I wanted kylo run dead the only one that didn't like kylo run was hux Yeah, uh and Surrounded by people who hate him. All right Maybe the guards hated him after he killed Snow he killed all the gods though Yeah, but no one left to really try and while they're really trying to understand what this woman's saying. Okay I understand why the guards started fighting him. It's like your master's dead. He's your new master They were upset Yeah, if anything if I was one of the guards, I'm like, um, you know, I guess you just on the paychecks now Yeah, just you kneel like all right Cool. All right. Well, anyway, I'm uh, I guess everyone gather round. I'm carl. This is steve. Fuck, you know Janice, uh We check out check out their weapons and they're all they're all showing you the cool weapons And the guy shows you his knife and he keeps like flickering like out of existence. He's like, yeah, my knife doesn't work properly Yeah, I'm sure it's broken. They say it'll get me killed, but I don't know. It's my favorite knife Favorite knife It it's it's got sith on it Surrounded by people who hate him and want him dead The villains are just a lot of really unhappy people just crying and blowing up planets for no reason But they're fine Why why is she explaining that as a positive? Because it's fun Fun we're having a great time. All right For the people that say they are Why do you hate fun, Mahler? I don't know. I was born wrong. Why does Mahler have this fun? Happy people just crying and blowing up planets for no reason For the people that say they already wrapped up the story like I mean, at least she admits it's for no reason. Well, but they they give us a reason It's like we want to get rid of the republics like all right. I guess that's a way to do it. It wipes them out Assuming that's how that works. You know, we get told that's all the people you want to rule over If your if your goal is to take over the galaxy You should have a galaxy left to take over Well, they bought five planets five out of well, it's probably like a thousand This is is fine, right? You know, you can sure but they're they seem to be the most inhabited Um, I don't know like I could see it being a strategically strong decision if you guys are actually the The weaker force, but you have the ability to literally delete the enemy team Like it's a very the stupid part is having your entire enemy team situated on five planets in an entire galaxy That's I don't understand The logic with that one if it's a game of simp It's like yeah, you take out their big cities You take over the capital and then you just kind of you blow them all up with nukes and you're taking the rest of their cities I get it. I guess It does get weirder in the third film when they're like, let's blow up anybody who says they're not gonna 100 subs a bit It's like guys, right Maybe don't blow them up. Just you know send a star destroyer to rule over. He needs people left Also, I think we're talking the scale of everything here with the first order What if there are more people in the first order than people they would rule over? I don't even know what to say. I just kind of assume they have no imagination The scary mutant guy on the throne got killed. So I guess the story's over number seven never said the story was No, it's not that the problem is that the story where the story goes is like y'all have to pull some shit out of your Ass here if you want there to yeah, because you left yourself off on a really bad place from a narrative perspective And look what happened They made a trilogy in one movie It worked out real well People loved it. It's great. Parents didn't end up being anything. I don't know why star wars fans are so Dynastic about it if ray wasn't raised by her parents and she doesn't remember them Then they don't really affect her character at all so You guys can you guys tell me your opinion on this if if you were abandoned as an orphan when you were super young By the time you become 18 you find out your parents do exist and they're findable. Do they those people mean anything to you? Uh, yeah Yeah, I mean assuming i'm not captain marvel And you might be like no, they don't mean anything to you because you know Water is thicker than blood in this story. It's like no come on. Everyone is like you're my biological parents I'd like to beat you. Yeah, it's like they're the understanding that those people are the ones who made you That that kind of carries a little bit of existential weight and then I can't believe it So that's one reason second would be what is the first thing ray's gonna ask them? Do you guys think? Why did you why on jacu? And if you think that there's no interesting answer to that I'd be like wow even right and even if we went with ryan johnson's dream and these people said I don't fucking care about you. I just wanted drinking money. That's gonna be big for ray to have to experience that directly from these people Wouldn't have been interesting at least it would have been more interesting than whatever they did, you know It's like kylo, is that true? Yes, I never lied to you. I never lied. I totally did You think that would deter ralos too because it's basically the rise of skywalker basically proves he lied To manipulate her into joining him, you know Right And they they don't take that into account at all the fact that he he clearly lied to her but whatever okay I was like no what I really was like no no no when I said you when I said you would surely die when you eat from that tree No, it's like a metaphorical death. You see you didn't add. Yeah, that's what I meant Happen was that's what I meant I just it's funny like They have to cut off these ideas the idea that she meets her parents like no, why would she care the people who don't matter to her It's like what are you doing? Why are you arguing for this? That's not how humans work. Are you insane? Why why is this the hell you died on it's like they died on this hill because it's not what happened in the last jedi That's why Anything that didn't happen in the last jedi is bad and probably boring Dick about it if ray wasn't raised by her parents and she doesn't remember them Then they don't really affect her character at all But she doesn't remember them. Oh that aged well It shows the It shows the scene where she's like seven and she's crying and she's watching their ship fly away She 100% remembers them. Also how meaningful these people are to her when she finds out they died to protect her It's like nah, they didn't raise it who cares What Oh jebby mandatory conditions She needs to know about if her parents abandoned her Maybe that will make her feel angry or betrayed and if they loved her and died Maybe that will make her feel sad or avenge. Why is she highlighting reasons? She would like to confront these people when yeah, I was about to be like Then you're helping us here stop back on track Like And that's literally the only degree to which they matter beyond. Oh, that's fucking okay Why why is that something you said? Um, okay That her knowing their names are kanobi or banks or whatever doesn't really hold any additional value. Yeah, it does Yeah, it does fucking does in the star like again I've said this about the the whole midichlorian thing is that I like to think that the midichlorians are like Things that are drawn to your force or whatever your capacity for the force rather than However many chlorians you midichlorians you have are your force capacity However, it clearly matters in the star wars universe It family and heredity clearly better. We we're shown it. She finds out she's a palpatine Do you know why that's significant because palpatine is the hitler of star wars? So it matters. You're like, oh my god um The idea that it's like who cares it's just a name. It's like wow The bear is gonna release a baby yota Oh my goodness Wow I like baby yota. Is it cute? Yeah, you're like baby. He's cute. Yeah, he's cute. He's so cute. He's so cute. Oh, I'm so excited Oh, this just made my day so much better after the listening that it was not I mean her parents being dead garbage people who sold her for drinking money is a reveal in itself dead garbage people Dead garbage people that aged well dead garbage people Oh That's a funny way to put it Um, but yeah, I mean a lot of people who were defending uh tlj would actually specify so like kylo might have been lying It's like turns out he was Um, but even if they're dead garbage people Uh before they had died it would have made for an interesting scene to see ray meet them Yeah, it would have but never mind I get it people like to hear familiar names number six lukes skywalker would never try to kill his Anyone want to bet we got the uh, do you think someone doesn't change over 30 years? Is that what you think? Oh, you guys think anyone can become a murderous People changes in the words of a famous documentary on a guy called steve, but people do changes That in mind people don't go from being the hero of the galaxy To being like I had a bad dream. I'm gonna kill my nephew I'm excited about this portion of the video If darth vader could be redeemed, so why wouldn't he try to redeem his own nephew instead of killing him? Vader was luke's stronger enemy who he demonstrably could not kill if he literally beat him What do you mean? He nearly killed him Boo Throws popcorn This is why I said guys she didn't grow up watching star where she only has watched it recently And she wasn't paying attention They were beat darth vader in a lightsaber fight Okay, even though he did Clearly did the whole point was that luke spit him to the dark side Yeah, because that according to jenny did not happen. God damn it. Oh my goodness gracious Killing him vader was luke's stronger enemy who he demonstrably could not kill if he tried And he did try I feel like people forget that the fuck you know, he didn't the whole point is that he didn't If she's referring wait, this just this all falls apart if she's referring to luke Whaling on vader and chopping his arm off as his attempt to kill vader I'd be like, oh, so you do realize that luke defeated vader What are you why are you referencing that? I uh, I'm so confused jeffie. I don't know what is happening. What is the universe right now? I mean unless he was swinging his lightsaber toward his neck in a friendly way luke was unable to luke went for a kill shot. That's the point for his neck and accidentally hit his wrist. I guess I guess I guess Darn how that gets oh the whole point of the fucking fun finale is that he never went for the kill shot The hell Oh, jenny you're so awful once he heard his back story and had reason to think that redeeming him might work He kind of figured that was worth a shot ben was his neck, but it's not He gave everything to try and save vader. It wasn't just oog's worth a shot. I guess No, he literally went against yoda and obi one's advice on it, too What the hell like how did you this is what it's like. Did you watch the movie? Stabbing you you must Nephew who was at luke's mercy and luke had a vision of ben murdering a bunch of people luke cared about Including other children unlike darth vader who didn't kill anybody Doth he didn't have a vision of darth vader killing people. Doth vader just straight up killed people Guys, it's been a while since I watched the last jedi But didn't luke say that he just saw that kylo ren was leaning towards the dark side He didn't actually see him murder people. Um, let's let's pull it up. Shall we I'm trying to remember All right, we'll try to block that movie out. I know it's It follows me in my dreams Um force awakens. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, not that one. You're way from me. The somehow worse one Yep I saw darkness I sensed it building in him I'd see it in moments during his training But then I looked inside and it was beyond what I ever imagined snow could already turned his heart he would bring destruction pain and death and The end of everything I love because of what he will become I guess he just sold vader though Yeah, well vader's fine This is the thing I can never believe that luke would go with that from fucking looking inside someone's head. It's like dude Especially his nephew all he'd have to do is sit him down be like yo kylo or ben whatever the hell your name is now Uh, you know how I'm sensing you're going to the dark side Let me tell you some shit that I went through my dad cut off my hand. Uh, he threatened to murder my sister I won't plan to get destroyed Yeah, 100% you know, we can't relate on any level whatsoever. So I'm just gonna kill you Did even try sith old anonymous. He's like, all right kylo You're thinking of killing some innocent younglings. I see Hi, my name is kylo and it has been three weeks since I've killed younglings Hi kylo I Got an open opportunity to prevent this before it happened by killing ben. He literally just had the thought I could do that All right That's luke's guy woke up here Kill him. Yeah I can work that in in between uh golf and uh murder she wrote maybe Straight up murder The real question is like why wouldn't yeah again, why wouldn't luke do anything else before just being like, you know what? Lightsaber to the fucking throat. There's no in between. There's no thought process Now if it had been if it had been that maybe she was Mine controlling him or something and this had all been worked into the entire Saga, I guess if you want to call it that then maybe that would have made sense I don't want to call this on you actually Yeah, whatever you want to call it. I would Nightmare, I don't know. I'd call it a fever dream In this this three film long nine hour fever dream Yeah, you could have done something where this is that would have made it at least make a little bit more sense Just just maybe not a little bit more sense any sense at all Yeah, it's ridiculous. I love the fact that she the way she's portrayed luke here like I could kill him Yes, I could just fucking murder a child before it happened by killing ben He literally just had the thought I could do that idea occurred Wow, that's like after like half a second of considering it He decided not to and was horrified with himself for even thinking about it Uh, it goes a little bit beyond thinking about it. You fucking ignited that shit And that's like, I don't know. I just I feel like if I just thought, uh, my parents don't love me So I'm gonna murder them and so I went and I got a gun and I loaded the bullets and I went to the room In the middle of the night I was sleeping and I pointed the gun at them and put my finger on the trigger And then at that point I stopped I feel like that would like wow That's like 17 terrible decisions that I've made consecutively. I just Like say I'm in your house for some reason at that time I see you with the gun Like I'd see you do it all then you're like, why do it? Oh, I I'm not allowed to have the thought now Calm down God, I'd be so like I'd be sweat bullets. I mean like you uh, you just you know, you just want to do it I don't know She doesn't seem to understand there's usually Steps between thoughts and actions like there's some kind of middle ground like there's some kind of Like process between the middle like from point A to get you to point B Like now if you just pissed off one day you might just flip out and fucking kill some people You can think about it Yeah, it's not like he did anything If the flashback had been a long draw like imagine explaining that to kyla kylo kylo ben When he wakes up, right? He wakes up and he looks at luke over with a lightsaber and looks like I didn't do anything Why are you flipping out dude? I was just thinking about it. Yeah, just just go back to bed. I haven't done anything Yeah, that's for enough I was gonna give you like some waves. That's what I was gonna do I was gonna touch you up with the lightsaber It's a really good way to you know, get your hair cut really efficient Yeah, you need to get your hair cut that's gonna get in your eyes or something That the idea occurred to him and then after like half a second of considering it He decided not to so he didn't consider it all the way to walking there In the middle of the night It's so weird that he went into his room at night and wanted to search in his head whether or not He's an evil person then I actually could sit a fucking executive. It's like luke. What are you doing right now? Again, like if it had been if they had set up sheave coming back as as terrible as that is As stupid as that is if they had set it up from the first film And then it was like oh like sheave is this kind of like weird force power or ghost or whatever the fuck he is that can transfer himself from body to body that maybe he like Infects luke while he's asleep and vulnerable that might kind of have made sense. There's shit you could do with this that might actually Be somewhat logical within the universe you've established But you didn't do it instead you just made luke a fucking Homicidal crazy person you could have had sheave narrating in the last one is like Is like I I had to go to luke while he was sleeping because when he was awake he was too Resilient he was too strong in the ways of the force But while he was asleep Then I could it influence his thoughts or something like that You know it shows the underhandedness of the villain And the vigilance of the hero and it still shows luke to be you know strong in the force and a good person Yeah, and what made him seclude himself at that point was the fact that he could never have believed that he'd be the guy to hurt His own family and then what redeems him is finding out it wasn't him at all 100 percent that's that's exactly that would actually make sense for luke's seclusion of being like oh I'm potentially vulnerable because of my family's A background being a part of uh or you know being uh tempted by the dark side that I have to seclude myself But none of this is done There's what I discovered I was being Makes sense Ancient and I think snow could have been putting a bug in kylo's ear and telling him like hey, you know they don't trust you, right? You know, you know, you know, your your uncle doesn't trust you, right? Kylo, look up. Your uncle's trying to kill you. Kylo. Kylo Your uncle he knows you're gay. He knows you're gay. Go He always knew you were gay That was obvious I I is like I think it's okay that you're gay But luke luke doesn't he's like you you really think it's okay. He's like, yeah I don't think it's fine. I guess I don't know what they do, but you know You don't want to see my penis Anyone could do whatever they want the free empire open What'd you do with the privacy your own place Star destroyer Whatever you are. I don't know. I don't know what people live He only like everyone has a star destroyer as far as he knows like everyone He looks at a plan is like how do they fit so many star destroyers I just sheev looks into kylo's mind and sees all those fetishes and is like You live in a little wooden box And Kylo's like you're okay with you're okay with all of those Yes They're not supposed to look at that I thought we had an agreement The dishes being green For even thinking about it if the flashback had been a long drawn out duel of luke actively trying to kill ben And ben trying to defend himself What the fuck at that point I think we'd be like oh god kill me who are What is even happening? I think she's saying if it with that she'd agree But the way it stands is fine I would be like, yeah, that's not really what I'd expect from our good guy But that's not what happened also to put it one way It feels a little weird to see people so up in arms overseeing a heroic jedi character Momentarily considering doing a bad thing wasn't that I like the the broad strokes here nice and broad Considering doing a bad thing and you're like what do you mean by that jenny? It's like killing Momentarily this difference between momentarily thinking uh, I want pizza and then momentarily thinking Oh, I want to decapitate nephew Yeah, and yet and yet both of those can come under you momentarily thinking about doing a kind of bad thing No, could you imagine luke like if he succeeded and leah's like, oh, how's ben's training going? Oh, I killed him That's great, that's great He hasn't written many space letters in like three weeks i'm getting worried Like oh, he's just studying hard that rascal him Oh That rascal ben skywalker. What's his last name actually to be honest solo solo solo, I guess. Yeah, so So yeah, that's another dead fucking family name Long live palpatine Long live palpatine. That's right. That's right boys When the universe has pre-established the idea of the dark side A specific evil force whose whole thing is not specific about the force anymore Things like if you had to make a checklist of things that canonically you would expect jedi to do It would go like meditate Have a lightsaber And resist the ongoing insidious temptation to do bad things Oh my oh, yeah, but the third one the third one's just me This is what she thinks the entire jedi order is based on I I might Wow, this hurts. I mean at this point anyone can do anything then, right? There's no Uh, that's that's really Really not a jedi if you don't have a lightsaber Yeah, you're a padawan I think rags the point is it goes beyond the lightsaber So that all a jedi is is having a lightsaber and Meditating and resisting the dark side. That's all being a jedi is holy She doesn't know anything about star wars I'm I'm honestly speechless at that point. Holy shit It just uh when when when people take the force to like Especially what the sequels have taken it's just like we start to lose characters in general Because everyone's just this this ping pong ball and the dark side and the light side Just shoving them around everywhere and it's really not their decisions that matters just how much they were influenced at the time Um, I don't like that as much because I like it when my characters make decisions They're informed by their motivations and values not Well, you know the dark side so you know Luke trying to kill his family members You know think about it dark side is there It's all spooky in the background. So Anyone could do anything you will really Like why couldn't you just you know, she said it would be ridiculous to have seen him having a full-on battle with uh Kylo couldn't I have just said to her it's like well, he's battling the dark side at the time. It was really getting to him makes sense Luke resisted temptation that one time And that means that he'll never be tempted to do bad things again Just like temptation works in the real world. Oh my god. Oh my god Hey rags, when were you last tempted to murder your family? Oh, oh, what time is it? I don't know Four hours, I guess. I don't know all the time. You know me. I'm just always thinking about killing my family members Now one of these days one of these fucking days I'll just get my lightsaber and it's really weird to talk about killing kylo as a temptation I'm just so tempted to kill my nephew. That's I mean I'm I'm often tempted to do is kill my nephew But that's the thing is like if she actually watches empire strikes back when luke goes down into the cave any fight star vader And it turns out, you know to be his face that wasn't him being tempted to the dark side That was the yoda teaching him that hey if you You know keep going on this path you are eventually going to go down the dark side path because you want To just get thing or you know, you want the rewards instead of putting the work in and you have to train because if you go phase vader You're going to become exactly the thing that you don't want to be And so that's not temptation. That's just reality that if you just try to do these things It's going to backfire on you. She doesn't understand star wars and I don't think she's actually seen Maybe she saw them but she wasn't paying attention The more she speaks the more I'm convinced of that I mean, she's the same person who said the joke is message was the you should stop taking medication Don't you get it guys? It was a joke. You're like, oh, yeah We laughed we laughed. Yes Number five laya poppins This is a small one for me because I kind of get it. You're probably like them. Why is it number five? The list is arbitrary Sorry if people's issue is that visually the image of an ice-encrusted princess leah flying through outer space Yeah, it was pretty dumb Yeah, that was fucking stupid as was the clip in my video a friend of mine lost his shit laughing at that scene. He couldn't believe it uh A lot of people did It's like superman is kind of a silly image then like Yeah, it is for me not enough that it really took me out of it And some people feel differently. Like I said, I get it But I'm seeing some people complain in the context of here we go since winded princess leah half of the force Which she's no one said that. No, we know she has the force. That's not the issue There's a difference between like oh, I could sort of sense Something at a distance. I guess for example, we were fine with her Feeling harm die in false awakens. Everyone was fine with that Yeah, but like man this pump this cranks that up to 11 being able to fly around and live in space It's the kind of um It's the kind of thing because ryan johnson argued that it's not about her training It's not about the fact that she's prolific with the force It's the exact same experience as a woman picking up a car to save her baby. It's the adrenaline you get in those moments That's how he justified it So if she's about to make the defense that it makes sense that she can do this from a power stab point ryan johnson disagrees with you like he doesn't think she should be able to do it normally He's saying that this was a special moment in which she Used a shit ton of force power Watching her planet get destroyed though. Yeah, there wasn't any adrenaline there or emotions or anything There he flies now He flies now The original trilogy and then people are like when did she have training? Well, it's been 30 years I don't know. Also it appears ryan johnson's ryan johnson even said that she didn't have training but jj has now said that she did It's just I love it the the fucking fighting No, she did. Yeah, she did though Imagine this chicken a writer's room like, okay, someone asked her like, uh, how does princess leah fly? She's like Because it's fun years. I don't know Well, like, you know When when snook is trying to have kylo kill ray ray pulls out a blaster and shoots kylo in the head And we're like, whoa, what how and then she goes did she have a blaster? I don't know I guess she did How I guess Well, you could always say it was the one that han solo gave her and so it's like poetic justice that she kills kylo with the gun that han gave her if only that's the ending we got But it wouldn't make sense because kylo's supposed to be the snokes supposed to be holding her still And why wouldn't they have checked her for weapons before she came in? You know, I'm just well my point is that anything could happen and then jenny'll just be like this could happen. I don't know Okay That when people are strong in the force it will come to them in times of need Like almost that's how it works. I don't think that's how it works. That is not how it fucking works How many times does that fail so many characters in that case? I really could have used the force right Where was the force when kiyati mundi got fucking obliterated by plastic? Help me out. It's like no. Maybe I forced like sorry bro. Don't work like that So many people The emperor as he falls down the fucking sham like help me the force Really, I could fly like characters that will appear later and then the force is like don't worry, dude You'll survive this. He's like what? You'll be fine Saber to her without knowing that that was a thing she could do or how ezra would use the force to help him in his Heists without knowing that it was the force he was even using ezra is the one from rebels in case you're a fake fan Who doesn't watch children's programming or anna kin the only reason she knows about that Is like I said she works for disney so she had to know the characters because she had to sell them She's wearing a shirt Example considering ezra was getting trained by kanan who him himself hadn't even finished his training He was just a Jedi knight when his master was killed during order 66 so Oh my god And ezra was like tempted by the dark side and you actually get to see that stuff way more than you get to see with Ray Oh my god This one in chat said java was full-stead stiff. He could have survived. You don't know I want to see java floating through space With one arm reaching out Oh dear god more Oh java oh that piece of gristle such a he's a great character best character Was it the force he was using when he was like age nine really good at flying ships and building robots Or was she just good at that stuff? I can't stand considering this was kary fishers. Oh my god mannerisms. How how much of an insufferable cunt she is I don't think that she understands that like people have like naturally gifted reflexes It's like some kids are really good at building stuff or understanding math or reading at an early age Where other kids are really good at sports other kids are really good at like drawing and stuff from an early age Ever seen chinese kids? What does that have to do with it? Extremely Almost unnaturally gifted children at specific things But I mean This example that she's using it's it's My head hurts and i'm sick and I don't want to talk but Um remember when anakin was like the super special chosen one that was prophesied and it was like a big deal Well, she's still talking about ezra. She's talking about anakin now She's referring to anakin with being able to fly and build robots at a young age anakin was the fucking chosen one Also, I mean All the kids his age. Yeah, that was his life It was all about mechanics and stuff He was like how toddlers now know how to use like We allow these things we allow rey to be a a decent Mechanic slash scavenger. We gave her that we were like, okay Most characters come with like an inherent trait that we don't need to see them develop because we're just like, okay So this is we you get to be that because that was your That is explained by your upbringing surrounding whatever then you're like also. She's this also. She's this also And you I could stop stop stop stop stop stop stop too much and people say that about anakin and it's like Oh that he was a good pilot and and he could work well with like as a mechanic. Okay Also, he got fucking wrecked several times across the prequels, but I guess we don't include that rey died But she just so that they can bring her back though She only died because they knew that they could instantly bring her back to get rid of kylo I So would have preferred if she died and kylo lived I know I mean I would have been fine if rey turned to the dark side and then kylo has to kill her and then that's like his Retribution and then he lives but I bet you they didn't do that because of what happened with game of thrones Wouldn't that have been kind of cool though considering that what she've said is that he was going to go into Raise body and why does that not happen? You know well people have been arguing it's because he killed himself But I was like that's nonsense If you if rag shoots me with a gun and I use a puller plating in front of me that deflects it back into his head And I know that's gonna happen and I do it deliberately and he dies Pretty sure that's me killing him But I suppose uh if it happens fast enough I could get a court to rule that it was totally by accident I was just I was putting a thing in front of me. I didn't know what happened. I mean you could say that that was self defense I mean you can totally argue that but you still You're complicit in the murder of the person self defense of trying to kill Well, I mean if rag's trying to shoot you with a gun if I can deflect it anyway If I if I could deflect it anywhere I choose to deflect it into him like my intent's pretty clear. Well, it's a spur of the moment decision, right? Nobody's gonna. No, I'm saying it's not With a gun then you have Why would you admit that you knew Instead of well, we're not arguing whether or not I'm trying to protect myself from extra time in jail We're talking about the truth Let's talk about what the force whatever is going on with she viz, right? It doesn't seem enough. Would it really matter if he's able to move his spirit from clone to clone Why would it really matter whether or not he forced lightning himself to death? Ultimately who was responsible for his death is ray So why does she not become possessed by power like ultimately Again, this is something that would have made this whole series makes so much more sense if that ray Was possessed by palpatine at the end or if you know at some point if palpatine had been set up from the first film That uh that he's some kind of force spirit or something that exists within the force that can influence it It would make so much more sense. I just don't understand that there's so many better things you could have done here, you know Well, I mean they could have explained why she was such a mary sue is because she's the descendant of palpatine and she had that evil within her That you know made her so good at everything until at the end she goes to the dark side and then that's why kylo has to Kill her and kylo is good and right. I think uh, do you think jj wanted it to be a palpatine from the beginning or just as of dros That's 1000 What do you think you what do you think his plan was before that because you it definitely wasn't going to be nobody Like uh, there's that quote from I think simon peg and a couple of other people that were like Yeah, ray's parents was supposed to be a significant thing, but I guess it's not I think she was really supposed to be a luke's daughter I mean, that's that's what everyone was expecting luke or or maybe ob one like that seemed to be what they were setting up because Everyone in in star wars is related to somebody else and I said earlier that like it seems to be the force of serenity but it it doesn't necessarily mean that You'd have to be related, but I don't know. I thought that's how the story seemed to go Han and leah's daughter and you know, they they left her on jacu Because kylo went crazy. So they're like we have to put our child into hiding So that way to protect her from our other psychopath child That would have made sense to particularly since they're the dyad and then it could have and then it could have been like pottery It would rhyme with the first But there was I mean that's why when kylo's like what girl and it's like oh so because it implies that he kind of knows of her in um Fuck what's the first one called? All right horse awakens because he's like oh what girl and it's like oh does he know of her does he know that There's some girl out there. So i'm like was it his little sister that he just hadn't met yet or hadn't seen since she was a baby I don't know it's just They could have done so much in the fact that this is what we got it's like If they were separate dibblings again, it would have been like pottery It would have been a reflection of the original trilogy And that might have made more sense. I guess I would have loved to see the ray lowers just lose their shit over it too Yeah, I know they would have pain makes me they already went so mad They're so weird as a collective those people They're freaking demented dude some weird stuff coming out of that community Because people like it's much more of a weird thing that you realize and I was like i'm sure it's not that oh No, I mean they went off on me for days Just because I said that the artwork was disturbing and it's like oh my god And anytime you try to argue with them and you prove valid points. They block you Oh my god, did you see some racist tweets? And there was one person who said well, um Someone was calling out ray low for being toxic and said how and we're talking about how volatile It was on tumblr. I think it's someone messaged them a ray low message Messaged them and said well, um black people are like 13 of the population and make up like 90 of the crimes He's black and they're more likely to be Domestic abusers He got done so dirty. He was you know potentially the most interesting character He was there for a ray from the second he met her He's like all right. I'm gonna help you and all he tries to do in this entire series is to help ray not thinking too much about his own wants and desires and He just gets flat line. Yeah. China. China don't like those interracial marriages or the blacks That's like a double And I'm just like you guys are so woke and you love to virtue signal Why didn't you go with the interracial couple thing like come on And then if anyone tried to criticize you you could use the whole oh, well, you're racist But everybody go with the abusive relationship. They did this horrible shit where it's like they Okay, and and we all know this is that they set up the thing with fen words like oh Well, I have so many to tell you ray and and and it never happens Because you can't do this at the 11th hour in the third film Maybe if it had been set up to some degree in the second film more But no they had to have fen go off on his weird animal adventure with um I thought you were referring to roses the animal Yeah, that's she's more of a plant than anything else Get it because she's a rose I followed along. Oh I see Yeah, I I guess we'd have to get the the specifics but um Is is if if palpatine can travel between Bodies then surely him getting disintegrated wouldn't matter because he was disintegrated twice previously. So who cares? um whether or not Ray killed him or Like I said, I surely it counts as ray killing him because people people were saying that like It's a difference between murder and manslaughter. It's like both cases. You would have killed them like I'm not in a court of law. I don't think she'd be punished That severely but she's clearly you know, like how in in attack of the clones where Yoda takes in the lightning from dooku and then fires it back at him Like the firing back is the part that I'm trying to address with like intent to essentially kill Like ray could bounce that lightning anywhere. She chooses to bounce it at him. I'm not saying that's not something you should do I'm actually on board with it. I'd probably do it myself But doesn't that mean that kind of the thingy will then jump into a body and flism inflasms Well, if it wouldn't have satisfied the arrangement of the ritual wouldn't he have stopped? Well, that's the other thing if he's What if he was disintegrating himself thinking, ah, this is gonna be great I'm gonna go into Ray's body Then he did I I prefer the the head canon version where she dies. She falls over and he's floating. They're like fuck Like she needs to be alive for me to get in there these thoughts like dissipating because you already have so much time he's like Well, I mean that's what happens when you have essence transfer is that you have to battle with their mind And if you can't overcome them, you know, the second you initiate the process your body starts disintegrating into the force And so either you take over their mind and you know their body or your conscious gets stuck in like the ether of the force And your body is gonna disappear no matter the way they need to explain it because even like I know random people Who who were just like how come She did the thing that he said he wanted it to do and it didn't do the thing I don't understand the other the other one being as well that she didn't She didn't disappear as well. So I guess she wasn't actually dead. She was just dying Because of course she would disappear, right? She's the most virtuous of all the Jedi. She would of course become one with the force, right? She should just be invisible Very confusing Anyway, my head hurts I don't think they ever told us considering this was Carrie Fisher's last performance as princess leah I was kind of glad that we got to see her use the force at least one time Since it turned out that this is our last chance. That's the that's the like well at least we got that It's like you couldn't have done that in any other way. I don't know It'd have to be doing the stupid Mary Poppins thing, right? Okay, this one is from my personal facebook feed. So I have to block out the name But I just this is one of the worst takes I've heard number four Everything was hold those fault for not anticipating that Poe was going to ruin everything Oh my god Yeah, no, he's right Poe's right Poe's right and this comment is correct majorly. I'm just right couldn't defend this like they gave up Poe was right. Holder was wrong. I'm sorry. It's been two years. Can we please get past this? Holder was just like a trope for ryan johnson to put his weird sexual fantasy into star wars Yeah, I remember reading that quote. That's weird. He was like she's sexy. It's like And he even says like oh, I don't want her in a military uniform because I want her to look sexy because she's flirting with him I'm like, yeah, okay And this is whenever I try to explain to people. Okay, think about the situation the way that she's talking down to Poe And she's getting like basically off on being a condescending cunt to him Imagine if that was reverse and that was a man speaking to a woman. They would fucking lose their shit And don't you love old-ass Laura Dern? I like how you can break this down with anybody as well It's like first of all, is it Poe's fault that Finn allows some random person we don't trust to hear the conversation That's Poe's fault. That's obviously Finn's fault. That was insanely stupid. It's like no Poe's fault for that Okay, is it Poe's fault that he wants to try and save these people from death like well Yeah, because he should have known that no plan meant This is a brilliant plan that the plan is so stupid by the way that the first order don't scan for small ships So we could escape. It's like what? Yeah, but they could like look out their windows, right? No All right, not even that. It's so stupid. All of it is so stupid And yeah, just Poe did what any rational person should do in that situation He wasn't even that rash about it. I die exactly did they not realize that like the command center on You know any Star Destroyer is just windows and they could Visibly see all of the ships. Oh, yeah, they show hucks and them looking out of the Of the bridge at the radish and all the ships and I'm like, what why didn't you see that? Why didn't you see we've established they can't see And when they're like we've ran in a decloaking scan, sir We've discovered the ships like what do you mean you what why does I'm not always using a decloaking scan Like literally 24-7. Oh, it's such a stupid fucking comment It's almost as bad as the rise of Skywalker was all those stupid throwaway lines. Just like oh, it hurts my head It's like, okay Yeah, let's let's hear a stupid Poe was and explain her entire plan to him entire plan It would have been nice if she just said I have a plan. Isn't that what he asks for? He explicitly says tell us there's a plan tell us there's a plan That's it. Tell us there's something she's like hope is like the sun because it burns you up or something Fucking kills you And the yeah the the argument that they lose this on every time is When Poe threatens to take the bridge at that point you have to tell him. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. You're an asshole I hate you, but I'm not about to let you kill everyone. We've got a plan. This is the plan Okay, and if you might be thinking to yourself She can't tell him the plan because then he'll tell the code breaker and the code breaker will tell the first order You're like that's still a better outcome than him hyperspacing them and dooming them Which is what he's trying to do when he gets to the bridge There's no argument left unless you want to tell me that Holdo's retarded which I'm not exactly opposed to she is pretty stupid throughout the whole film Yay, remember that whole opening scene about how Leia is emotionally taxed by the loss of life in this war And Poe is willing to sacrifice people here and there in order to blow stuff up Oh, okay. So here's the thing You're a commander and you are emotionally taxed at the idea that you have to expend your forces to win the war You are not fit for command. Do you remember how Poe describes the dreadnought? They're fleet killers They're fleet killers. What are we? Oh And even if it's only one ship it makes sense what Poe does I don't Like Poe did nothing wrong. There are no arguments that we have heard in years To satisfy the idea that's what we had for major lee was uh leia slapped him Oh Most of it wrong. Leia is also wrong. That means leia's stupid This bizarro clown world Like you saved our life, but we've lost some people in the process It's crazy how much and I still remember the first couple of days of conversations people were very adamantly arguing That she was obviously assuming that Poe was a mole Um, but that just that doesn't hold either. It's it's it's complete fiction. It's based on nothing But the fact that is that she likes Poe. She thinks he's awesome and he blew up the fucking star killer base Like I just it's so weird yesterday Yeah, the people were like, uh war heroes can become moles and it's like what why would God damn it between so in like a day. He blows up a planet killing planet Galactic war hero and then he's like, you know what I'm gonna side with the other side Oh, okay They're just people. It's an entire ship. So Poe just got demoted for disobeying orders specifically in the context of having a disregard for human life because the ends just No, it's actually a regard for human life It is designed for a ship where they have to be physically over another ship to let lose their bomb instead of This is what has always Baffled me about this argument is the idea that your soldiers are going to die Like that's just going to happen that they fight people they they're guys trying to kill you You're trying to kill them if you do not fight them. They will destroy all of you guaranteed You will all die 100 chance of 100 percent of all your forces will be dead If you don't expend some of your guys to stop them. It's so it's it's so Obvious it's so like it's a bare bones concept And like they can't grasp it like what what I would like to ask him. What is the alternative like, okay So if Poe did the wrong thing, what is the correct thing to do? Please tell me what the correct move would have been in this situation Because we know that the dreadknot would have destroyed them moments later Like there wouldn't have been a hyperspace out and then the the first order follow them in and then they slowly pick All of them off with the dreadknot until the last ship is left and holder was standing there with Poe saying Hey, you did the right thing. Yeah, you did the right thing. You listen to Leia. Who's dead? I Find it fascinating that she attributes this to a lack of concern for human life when he's made it explicitly clear It's about saving as many people as possible Is like do these people think that you could win a war and just not lose anybody like how have you been? You're What have you been doing up to this point? Of having a disregard for human life because the ends justify the means poldo's plan Is to sacrifice their biggest strongest warship in order to save as many lives as possible We the audience know wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait Hold those plans to sacrifice their biggest ship to save lives But this is after the dreadknot's been destroyed. Yeah, that wouldn't be a possibility. Yeah Yeah, that's not a possibility at this point Also, if anything that just highlights the issue of well, why didn't they just hyperspace into the dreadknot cannon? Why didn't you just have one of those ships hyperspace into the dreadknot? You see that's the thing it all breaks down. It's just one your salute your terrible solution just highlights more problems That's because po did what was right You expect po wouldn't change over the course of an entire day rags expect you got older if you're trying to escape from If you're trying to run away Right, and you're being chased by an enemy that can run faster than you Then you're good. You don't have it. You can't you have to kill it Or it'll just chase you down Oh, it might get hurt. It's like, yeah, but you'll definitely get caught if you don't Or at least assume that po isn't a horrible monster And would ultimately agree that this is a wise course of action But what reason would holdo have to believe that he'd go along with it? When everything she knows about him a guy she just met So this is the funny part uh in the film he is explained the plan like the plan is explained to him and he says That just might work. Okay Let's do it. I guess holdo was just bad at judging her own team I guess she yeah, I guess I guess her idea of who he was Was wrong and as a result of that it created a mutiny and she wasn't even correct Why does no one ever remember by the way that he's not the only person you mute needs against her? There's like several members of the team Suggests the exact opposite also It's possible that this military leader doesn't think that it's the wisest course of action to reveal every facet of her plan to Every stop saying it like that. No, that's what we're asking. He is the commander of the moment ago Commander of the entire fleet. He's a war hero. He's the best pilot He is if anything, he's the person who needs to know Is it no one ever said that she needs to tell everyone from po down to the janitor What is the name of this type of argumentation? Because it's someone had a meme of it before basically like straw man No, like when you go so you you say like we should probably um Tell like some form of the plan should be told and then she just immediately jumps to the entire plan you're like No, uh, just the existence of a plan. How about that? She's like higher plan to every single person just like the extreme immediately It's like come back come back come back. There's gotta be a name for it. Um Um It probably like straw man applies is because she's obviously arguing against a point that you did not make But I think I know what you're getting at because this happens all the time Like yeah, if it was like a sub a subset where it's just because it's just it bugs the fuck out of me Because the meme I saw was um You're uh, you're making a straw man argument and the response is I guess we just shouldn't make arguments People are people are saying reductio ad absurdum Yeah, that could be it. Yeah So it's a shibbaphesius Slippery slope false dichotomy It's so frustrating It's like because they do it with the whole you know when when people say Luke should have showed up and actually like fought it's like y'all you want him to jump around and kill every single thing in the universe He's like no The point is like we can't even agree on all the different kinds of ways This is a fallacious argument. It fucking annoys me. I'm just so tired of being told like this is what you want It's like no, I I literally want the scene to run out. I'd like to see how it goes He says tell us there's a plan and then she goes there's a plan And uh, let's just say my entire bridge know about it. We're all we everything is set up We're going to live po have some hope I'd like to see how he'd react to that and if he started going no, that's not good enough I have to know the specifics. I'd be like, hmm It's interesting that could actually be way more interesting drama than just going Can you please tell us we're not all dead? That would be great It's like, yeah, I'm I'm the best pilot you have. I command respect. I'm a war hero He's the captain besides he's the second in command to her if we'd go by riser skywalker Yeah, I mean I I mean I feel like I should know what the plan is given my position and status and the control that I have Like what if something happens to you what then Like shouldn't someone else know the plan? No, well apparently everyone did except the three people who boot need Crazy part someone else is that when he mutinies there's people who are boarding the transport ships And it's it's like do they know they must know that they go into crate right because po doesn't know that at the time Do they not know I don't know like I just po go ask them see if they know see if everyone knows except for you for some reason Yeah, it's like po everyone's getting on these transports Maybe maybe we should ask him if this is like part of the plan And if they're all like no, we were just told to board and we don't even know where we're going I'd be like, oh my god So we're going somewhere on these transports. That's something I mean, uh, that's he he highlights that in the in the room. He says like You're just gonna fill up these transports and run and then he establishes that they've got no shields They're just dead if they do that, which is true Uh, because the the the interesting part is for some reason they're cloaked in a way that the first order cannot see them And there's this helpful little planet that's right next to them and you're like, oh Oh Remember layer explains this to him. She's like crate. It's an old like mining planet or some shit He's just like, oh, it's like what the fuck did you just tell him this? Oh my god Yeah, is this the planet that's hidden from I would be really disappointed if my captain was told we're all gonna die and he was like, all right Yeah, like dude, can you don't don't you care? Like, oh, I just follow in orders Uh continue journey information and if the enemy found out it could result in a lot of people being blown up Which turns out to be what happens. That's what happens though. It's not Really what happens that is that's literally what happens like they barely escape with anybody Yeah, but they blame po for that because it came from dj and that came from Finn opening the phone call to po people blame po for what happens in that scene Yeah, finn gets a call from po finn opens it up. Hey, what's up? No one else is on this call right and finn's like, no In order to vpn you can click the link in my description to get 25 And then we can highlight like how fucking retarded the code breaker is because this is the thing when people say rise This Skywalker is much more contrived. So it's like, do you remember the guy they just randomly bumped into Who could do everything they need him to do? Do you remember that happens in tlj? They came for a code breaker They found a literal replacement for this very extremely skilled specifically talented person In the prison cell that they get thrown into when they're arrested and he knows how to break out of there as well It's like wow and he doesn't want payment if you remember he actually says Because people always try and argue that he was like a mole that was sent in from the first order and it's like No, he was just a random dude. No, it's just a guy And he was cool with helping them but once he's captured and he makes it clear He doesn't actually he doesn't subscribe to good or bad. He's just like, I don't know just trying to make my way like He paid he managed to get out of the first orders clutches by selling off The what he knew from the phone call that fin allowed him to listen to for some reason I'm pretty sure fin talks about it in front of him as well later Like when he's talking to rose in like one of the corridors. I think he mentions it So Again more fins fault in every sense than pose Oh Because po found out about the plan number three people hate the kid with the broom at the end because they think that now We're gonna get a film about the kid with the broom learning. I've never heard this before. Yeah, I didn't hear this I don't care if we get a film about the kid with the broom Yeah, I think it I think it'd be interesting to learn about broom boy growing up being incredibly bitter at a republic that couldn't stop him from being in slavery and People who came in and set animals free instead of helping him. I mean like I Like I think that would be a very interesting story if you wanted to take a fucking dump on ryan johnson Yeah, tell us the story about how broom boy reacts to this bizarre thing that happens Um, I know people were unhappy with his Force proficiency, but I didn't know people were like, I don't fucking want to film with broom boy. It's like I'm fine with him pulling broom two feet Yeah, for me, it's not significant enough to complain about especially if people are okay with baby yoda Uh, surely this works out just fine. I wouldn't I would have to look into it. I guess Yeah, but people people don't use the people don't use the same standards to judge mandolorian that they do for this sequel Jedi oh my god, it was an epilogue. I feel like some of these people an epilogue. Why does why does it matter? Yeah, I don't I don't yeah, it doesn't matter I've never watched a movie before it's like when war of the worlds played on the radio And nobody's old timey brains could handle that it was a fake thing. I feel like nobody is taking are you saying broom boy is fake What are you? Just because it's an epilogue doesn't in fact there's Contrary to the idea that it didn't happen and the prequel And then it's just okay. Just like you can't put stupid shit in the sequels And it's okay too What um, what does it be what is it being an epilogue mean jenny tell me Taking the broom boy scene as a storytelling device in a movie and instead everyone is taking it in the most literal But it's a scene in a film. It is literal. Why would it what are you saying it's a dream sequence? I know it's a what she's aiming for that we've met previously in a place that we've already been What she's aiming for is to explain that the scene doesn't exist in a way that's like narratively relevant It's supposed to make a point and that is that anyone can be inspired to be anything in this world Yeah, but it still happened It's still a scene that happened. Yeah That this exists in the world just because it epilogue doesn't mean it didn't happen What the fuck Fucking hell jenny. You're not very bright Like you're trying to rationalize away just a scene existing Well, I also the scene is so minor. I don't even know why she's focusing on it at all Yeah, I It is such a minor scene. I didn't have a problem with it. I don't actually know of anyone who did have a problem with it I remember people having a problem with uh Like the idea of it being like fucking everyone has the force now. I remember that being an attitude um But I don't know I don't know how many people I saw saying fuck it I don't want broom boy to get his movie like I don't remember that being a sentiment But maybe it was like and I just missed it text of This is a character now. This is like if people watch titanic and they were like, oh my god I can't believe they were cheap enough to set up a sequel What the fuck Where there are ghosts on the ghost What what is happening? I feel like we've entered into something weird here Um I I is she trying to say that Because they made a sequel to titanic that we would think that it's actually real because it's a sequel to titanic There was a titanic 2 Here's a titanic 2 electric boiler across the ocean I'm gonna I'm gonna go ahead and play that again because I have got very little to clutch here And they were like, oh my god I can't believe they were cheap enough to set up a sequel where they're all ghosts On the ghost titanic number two the oh, that's it. Wow um the point's over Yeah, I I guess that her tiny tiny brain Is doing its best In an attempt to try and say the people who had a problem with broom boy in the scene Would think that a ghost sequel to titanic Would be literal. All right. The best I've got from building from what you've just said is People are inventing theoretical sequels to a scene that doesn't necessarily imply one Similarly, they would invent titanic 2 even though there's no scene to imply that Is that what she's saying? But but I I'm curious. What about broom boy the scene Would that happened that wasn't implied because we know he's a character. We know that's a place. We know the force exists We know that's his job Like It's not nonsensical in any way I don't You're bad at this for someone who does this for a living. You're really bad at this We did our best. Okay people. I don't know what her point was. We'll just move right along. Yeah The plot was pointless because their plan didn't even work. Yes, the b-plot was pointless except for being the strongest illustration of the whole theme of the movie There's a theme guys All of the retarded stupid shit that they do all the dumb decisions all the monstrous things that they Accomplish or don't accomplish It doesn't matter because it's supports the theme. Let's hear it. It doesn't matter. Nonsensical it supports the theme everybody. I swear these youtubers do a really bad job of making themes something that people will value in writing They constantly bring it out whenever something looks terrible But what about the theme you're like, oh for fuck's sake It's like I Let's imagine that you are a young bride and you're about to get married and you're getting your wedding dress picked out And you've think you found the one that looks just the most prettiest thing And you'll what you put it on and you walk out to show your mom and all you all your girlfriends You're like, oh look at me. Don't I look beautiful and they're like, well, it does match the theme Oh, yeah, that's That's when you know you fucked up Like oh man The last Jedi is failure And being able to learn from past mistakes You know what I even says it in like a really convenient thesis state convenience is one way to say it So if she likes the movie it will be a convenient thesis statement If she does not like the movie it'll be like a heavy handed blatant thud from the script I find it the fact that she starts to smooth it by saying like about her I'm going to go into my psychological stuff and she has all the videos and and this is again I'm not trying to talk shit about Jenny But she has the things where she's like No, I'm not gonna mean but she she has like she talks about how like she has like psychological input on stuff and I Are uses a thesis statement. I don't necessarily think you know what any of those words mean I'm just kind. I'm gonna princess have write it up. They keep using those words I'm not sure if you know what they mean, but go ahead I'm okay with the thesis statement of the last Jedi being considered failure is the greatest teacher I've said this like a million times. I'm fine with that. I just think the film does a horrible job of executing that message And uh, it's a good thing. They had Yoda say it. Otherwise people might not have guessed that If this was a think piece that Yoda quote would be the inset text in big bold letters about halfway down the page The Jedi order failed Anakin and failed to see what was going on with Palpatine And the whole thing fell apart because they were failures. Luke failed himself by being Oh, we go back to the prequels can't be asked for this. I'm so tired of people being like everybody Like we have to go through each one of these characters and explain how the failure is all booked And and the idea that the the jedi failed to stop Palpatine. It's like it's not for lack of trying Lots of things happened. They uh That's what I mean. Like I just it's so it's so skewed In terms of an assessment, it's the same as what Luke says it really bugs me where he's like a jedi is responsible for the training of Darth Vader it's like okay um And then and and rey does it in the film. It's like a jedi was responsible for bringing him back and then Luke's like It's like what you can't just ignore this And yeah zillion jedi and one of them turned out bad I mean, but it's gonna happen no matter what like that that's a part of the force, right If the force is inherently this weird Back and forth between the the light and dark side then obviously some people that you train will become will fall to the dark side That's that's a you know Occupational hazard. I guess you could say So I yeah, it's a little odd And i'm waiting for it. She's gonna throw Poe into this. He failed when he You know valiantly saved the entire fleet. That was a failure and um I thought the uh the theme of that section was that capitalism is bad Not that we have failures as a best teacher Or are they mixing it up? Uh, I think you could argue that that's it's both of them again because like she says there's only one way to get this rich Profit hearing off war to capitalize on the suffering of others that sort of thing. It's like I like what about selling space fuel? Well, I just it just it just amuses me the idea that you have some people who are hardworking create weapons They sell them to whoever's gonna buy them and a war gets fought and they don't care about like who wins or loses or other They're just like, uh, I'm just a weapons manufacturer But I suppose we're just out here. We don't really care who wins honestly and the public ain't done shit for us like really 30 years they haven't done shit for us um and then I guess The you could argue thematically the they're using these poor animals for their own entertainment and they've betten on them probably I don't know. That's that's probably evil A slave children is that I don't really know like a lot of people argue that can't invite so fucking Disjointed in the film. It's like it's struggling to to figure out what the fuck they're even trying to say And then meanwhile you have a failure. It's best teacher Rose and fin fail To do their actual goal with that mini plot and then they just come back home. You know like, oh What a great teaching they only realized they failed one by the time they basically Because they by the time they're gone from kanto bite. It's a success at that point They miraculously find pretty much a carbon copy of the person that they need So Uh, it's not even a failure until they get Captured And then everyone starts getting blown up Yeah So arrogant he failed to see that his apprentice was going to kill him The ugly deformed monster that physically tortures him Instead of ray the pretty girl who was nice to him and held his hand Snoke even made that statement about how it's a good idea to keep around a crazy man Who's evil because you can manipulate him into doing exactly I don't think he said crazy. He's referring to huck's and he said he was an idiot He said he's an idiot. He could be manipulated. He wasn't crazy I don't think anyone would call huck's crazy. He's just kind of stupid. Yeah, he's not crazy. He just Exactly what you want him to that statement was very wrong and he got murdered because he was a failure The praetorian guards failed. No, I'm kidding. Those don't count as real characters They did fail though ray wanted to get trained as a Jedi and she thought she could turn kylo ren good again And she failed at both of those things For now, so when kylo ren says let the past die Oh, look ray isn't a Mary Sue because she failed at something Yeah, I Such a funny failure the whole she failed to like she believed in someone and they failed her that's her failure like okay Really? I mean doesn't that take all of the agency out of out of ray if if her only failure Is it somebody didn't do what she wanted them to do? How In any way is that raised seeing multiple people have said huck's is kind of crazy in the first one because of the speech He gives is like no, it's not. He's not crazy. I mean, he's incredibly aggressive I do want to uh, someone just said uh, huck's not huck's uh, snook describes them as a rabid cure If he like I want to check the script if that's true I could see how you can extrapolate crazy from rabid. That's actually fair Yeah, but I he he's not though. Well, he's certainly not huck's but the idea is um Yeah, he does call him a rabid kid the the the idea you can extrapolate from snook in that statement when he he says Do you wonder why I keep a rabid cure around in a place of power? The cure's weakness is that it's when properly manipulated can be a sharp tool And rabid just means fanatical Hmm Doesn't mean crazy. It means fanatical Unless unless he's referring of an animal Yeah, okay, uh, and that's the thing actually that would be applicable to huck's he is fanatical in support of the first order Uh Kylo much less so kylo doesn't know what he's fucking doing most of the time All right, he just does whatever he needs to do at that moment So yeah, I think ryan johnson wanted us to think that snook was simultaneously describing huck's and Kylo, but that's just again a failure of writing because rabid does not describe kylo He's to call him fanatical you might have been able to get away with that in the first half of the force awakens. Yeah Yeah, um But here when he's literally saying no, no, let's leave it all behind. Let's go Come on. Let's take a boat to bermuda and she's like no and he's like, all right Then I guess I'll just go right back Unless of course, this is a possibility that snook was just trying to say that both huck's and kylo had rabies That is possible. They could both have space rabies. That is that is true. You get bit There must be a couple rats on those star destroyers, you know, yeah a few He says that is that he's the villain and he's wrong. He's a big failure He's not learning anything the reason that he says that is because he's the villain and he's wrong. Um Oh Oh The reason the protagonist succeeds is because they're the protagonist I feel like it's a good very generous this whole failure thing is very very generous like, um You could start, you know, like a new hope you like lair failed because alderham was destroyed han failed because He did not end up paying job of the hut luk failed because he couldn't save obi one obi one failed because he died You know these these sort of descriptors. We are like are these failures or are these just you're skewing like Only ray is the only one who has truly succeeded at anything in the star wars universe Ray, I just find it funny to explain what she did in the last Jedi as a failure. It's like, um her failure is that she's Too pure of heart and too good and just too wonderful Also, she wasn't even wrong because kylo turns out to be good eventually You know so and in finnish to jenny she did say that she's like she's right wrong for now It's like yeah for now In the last movie he stabbed his dad through the chest and it crippled him emotionally Got him shot in the gut and ultimately led to his defeat. That was a pretty significant mistake on his part By someone he didn't see while after he killed his father He considered killing han consolidating his like position that bad people good Or at least dark side good And the idea that it's like well, he got shot after that and then he lost a fight to ray That's obviously he considers killing han a mistake now. It's like, I don't know does he yeah But that's a failure for so that's the thing if if you say that's a failure for kylo is like yeah, but that's a success for ray So what happens to the theme now Is like the protagonist success succeeds But the bad guy loses so that fits the theme of failure is like Oh, this is why it's just worthless It's really annoying to listen to it's a worthless theme Stabbing his other father figure through the chest and that made him play right into luke's hand and gave the resistance time to get Away, it's kylo red. Oh luke, I guess the same mistakes over and over and oh, I thought she meant snoke Maybe that's his third for He's a kylo's other father figure his father. He likes to stab the ball of the chest. Okay. He does that a lot I mean, he yeah, he stabs han he stabs uh, snoke It's uh, he tries to he does that he stabs luke's apparition. Uh Stabs I don't know if I stabbed a lot of people because he's a terrible horrible person Not learning from them. He was defeated in the last showdown Specifically because he let the past die and he forgot to learn from it granted. I don't really No, he was defeated because ray somehow managed to overpower him. She survived that force battle. He didn't he got knocked out Yeah, that's unless she's talking about luke Yeah, in which case he didn't lose fighting against anybody Like you lost chance for there's no other player like okay I mean if anything the first order lost zero people No, they lost the tie fighters But then the the rebels were reduced to like 20 people if anything That was just they barely the the rebels barely escaped or out there It was only a failure of the first order in the sense that they didn't kill everyone down to the last individual And that didn't make sense again because they could have chased them through outer space. They just don't Yeah, it's kind of weird, but okay I Know how else that could have gone for him that would have been any better Like if kylo ren had taken luke's offer and been like I want to be good again I imagine general huck's would have taken the opportunity to shoot him with every cannon on every ship and luke and leia Are watching horrified as little ben is shot into little crunchy bits out on the salt I don't think they really care after we saw tros. They saw him get thrown down a fucking hole and they were like Well better luck next time And then we have finn rose and poe and they have like a 12 step plan And it goes wrong at many different steps throughout and if they hadn't done anything probably only admiral holder would have died And instead like most of the resistance died. So this was a net loss. What wait So if if nobody had done anything on holder ship They would have successfully made it to crete in a hidden form and whoever stayed behind to pilot the radis Which for some reason they needed someone to stay behind. I don't know why Uh, it would have been holder. She would have died la la la. That's that's that's what her jenny's point is but um You know them having decided to go to kanto bite to get the code breaker to do all the stuff leads to loads of people dying So they failed when they should have known to just be apathetic and let everyone die anyway Who does it lead to them? Who does it lead to dying? So the fact that they did all all the things they did got dj the information to tell the first order about the hidden ships They scan for them. They shoot them All right, so it's finn's fault. There's so much wrong with that whole through line, but that's what she's trying to say Okay, and yes, it is more finn's fault, but she's she's currently on the storyline of finn and rosa's uh failure I'm gonna justify it all as part of the theme This is what happens. We don't tell people there's a plan and they're gonna die But they failed absolutely the faults of the commander The commander has to is a good communication with your subordinates Is like if you're is that you can't just say no, no, no, just just uh stay here and die and then You have like some secret plan that you don't tell anybody and when they actually try to do something to save their life You can't be like, oh you should have just done what I told you to do die Well, there's such a great leader Oh, yeah, that's great So basically what I'm saying is you can say whatever you want about the finn and rose subplot Like you can say you were bored Subjectively by it or it would have been cooler to see the undercover at the first order ship the whole time and not have them go to that casino Planet at all, which is what I personally think and they looked really cool in the outfits too Or you didn't like it because of racism or something. Oh just because of racism or something. Oh great Wait, who do I hate you? Okay, whatever. Why would you hate kanto bite specifically if you were a racist? Uh because of rose tico, you know, but roses in the whole movie So yeah, rose is the whole movie but like like like the aliens on kanto bite like I'm racist against the aliens on kanto bite Who the fuck hates who where did this racism? I know it's just a way for you to deflect actual criticism It's what you fucking loonies have been doing for years, but I'm thinking like who on kanto bite because dj Is why finn's black but he's his other buddies. I believe He is the dj. I mean They're close enough. Oh my god. We have asian Asian rose tico, but she's in the whole film So it's not that part specifically um, you have I guess we hate aliens Yeah, it must be aliens. She's specifically talking about the fact that we don't like green people and Crazy old characters. I mean, I like Thanos, but she's right. I do kind of hate purple people But it's too or you didn't like it because of racism or something But you don't get to complain that it was pointless because they failed the fact that they failed Was the whole point The whole point oh You don't get to say there's no point the pointlessness was the point um That's definitely not like a meta reason or anything Sure, the whole point of the plan was that so they can fail so that we can have our theme Oh, okay. I've talked about this before. I hate it when like a whole series It's bad enough when you have a full scene that only happens for a theme Like it's nice for it to have actual like other substance to it instead of just if this applies to the message of the film That's why it's here. It's like oh, especially when it's fucking contradicting But we're talking about a whole plot line all of it's fucking useless outside of the fact that it highlights Hey, you can fail and you can lend from failure Oh Okay All right. Um, I think we all fucking knew that But um, yeah, it's funny how people find it so profound and it's like I mean it's pretty basic They fail for a meta reason neat That's good storytelling. I guess Number one the film challenges you this is the take I've heard most often Usually by people who don't even have a strictly negative opinion of the film They're like, hey, it was okay, but a lot of fans won't like it because it challenges them So I don't challenge us. What do you mean by that? What do you mean? It challenges us? I guess we'll have to This is the largest point for the video. So let's hope we get a good explanation Need time between me seeing the film and it coming out and in that span of time I was just comfortably telling people With confidence. Yeah, you're gonna like it because I was remembering all the stuff people complained about after the Force Awakens And all the stuff people said they liked wrote one for that I didn't relate to this movie Didn't just do all the stuff that empire did. It had some unexpected stuff You know stuff like smoke dying where I was like, whoa, they went there So I was like, okay, no one's gonna complain that it's just a retread of familiar stuff It was a retread in many ways. They they literally fucking stole scenes and repays a lot of the beats really do match up And when snow cock killed if anything I was like, oh wait, they're doing this they're doing this now Oh, yeah, suddenly we were watching return of the Jedi. It was like, oh They even do the whole like look out this window and see your friends dying ray. It's like ray's like, I don't know these people I met them like I've never met them like yesterday And then it had stuff that I consider really pandery yoda shows up You have a really cool lightsaber fight. You have Luke demonstrating huge force ability yoda ruins Yoda ruins force ghosts in multiple ways the throne room scene was one of the fucking most shitty fights I've ever seen So both of those points are bad. Those are bad things about the film They're no good. No good. Very bad And she says Luke demonstrates the force power that like it's previously unsealed or like super strong. It's just like Oh Yeah, he just Is kind of as pointless and Luke does it's all like Luke's weird force Skype call towards For the name of the planet the sand planet or to me the salt planet It's ridiculous though You know, like, uh, I just don't I guess I don't understand it Hey, let me it's it's pretty dumb now, especially with rise of skywalk of the whole It's like a think of like a concrete wall And there's a toilet on the other end you need to get to that toilet So you punch through the wall breaking your hands until you finally get through and it's like you could just walked around a dude Yeah, I don't know why you did this look like you did a thing that would guarantee kill you instead of just going there but okay Getting to show off to a whole army at the end I'm not saying this stuff was pandering in a negative way. I'm just like that's what I felt like it was Wait, all the stuff she listed were pan was pandering her. I don't think she knows like what house dolls Fans are going to react to those seeds. I guess Yeah, like ruining force ghosts and creating insane Plot problems for all the previously established movies and not to say there are star wars fans that love it Sure, I'm just saying that like she seems to think that everyone was going to like those things, which is interesting Is like wow I could tell you don't give a shit about star wars I really tell telling me that rogue one was awesome because darth vader cut people's heads off With his lightsaber That was awesome Anything like the only good part of the film depending on who you ask better than everything in tlj. I don't know Yeah, it was way better than anything in tlj I'd much rather watch all that stuff. So there's something for everybody It's a romp. No, it's like she's so simple minded. She's so just detached from star wars She's such a simple person that she thinks all lightsabers don't love it I get the impression you're not a fad of her work at this point Everybody likes lightsabers. Well, I'd like to hear like smart things I correct takes opinions that aren't wrong By the way, I'm both sick and tired And my boyfriend I want to go to sleep. So Nick we're gonna head out Um, I really I I'm just saying you guys have a good time dealing with the rest of this nonsense I'm like gonna Oh god, it's it's hurt my brain enough to the point where I'm probably gonna have nightmares about it. So, um, Have fun guys. Do you want to uh plug the old channel before you head out? Oh Aden paladin, uh, and also All of you aden paladin. It's filled with a why Enjoy that. I guess there will be a star wars video out within the next probably week and a half If I can get it done and my cold finally subsides Thanks for having me on as always guys, but wow we this is getting worse as it goes on. It's starting to give me a fucking massive Um, anyway, uh, thanks as always. I'll see you guys later See you later. Thanks for coming on. Bye. Bye. Nice to meet y'all. Bye. Bye What uh, he obviously sexist clear misogynist I'm kind of disappointed she wouldn't finish the females video. That's disgusting Uh, awful. Absolutely awful. Well, that's all right. We brought spares For the whole family, maybe it won't be everybody's favorite, but everybody will like it and then literally the day Everybody will like it before the movie came out I ran into somebody else that had seen a pre-screening and I was like, wasn't it great? Just conversationally and he went I hated it I literally felt like my vision had tunneled Like I had seen a ghost if I was in a movie the camera would be doing the thing where it's pulling back while zooming in on my shocked face It's like I can't believe that you were shut like I'm like never It takes I'm I'm it says so much about your ability to assess the quality of media that you were this surprised Someone hated the last Jedi This says so much about your abilities Yeah, it didn't like the the second it finished the film. I was already like, oh this one's gonna be uh, yeah Even I I just walking out of that cold theater Into the cold colderness Coldness just just just being like I don't know what that was Uh, because I like the last one Oh, but this is something what's happening to me and then I transformed into a werewolf My goodness part was made up and I was like, oh Why is that? And he was like it wasn't as good as rogue one Which he's correct. Uh, just my entire worldview of the past week Also, I don't know if I believe you that this person is someone you met and talked to Was rocked to its foundation Anyway, those were the complaints that annoyed me the most. Sorry everybody wanted me to do this big takedown of the movie And I liked it instead Whoops, I mean I had complaints too. They yeah, that that is a pretty big whoops for you this, uh That was a pretty big whoops for you Don't worry. You'll you'll get better over time. I hope You'll you know what they say failure is the greatest teacher. Yeah. Yeah They just weren't anything that was big enough to detract from my overall enjoyment of the movie most of my complaints were little things That's not relevant. Your enjoyment of the film is different from the problems that the film has They're often correlated in the sense of being able to recognize big problems can ruin your enjoyment of the film Because most of us use our brains to enjoy things, but you do you Oak floats ray over to the window to show her the resistance ships being blown up And they're like perfectly framed in that magnifying lens Like I know he can see things that are happening using the force So I don't begrudge him knowing the timing and getting that down But like the lens was right there When was the lens installed? That's incredible for you nitpicking. That's a nitpick. I don't you have a problem with that, but not the fact that Of course has been ruined. Luke's character has been destroyed like all the like that's your problem But I just yeah, I was gonna say And ironically The the issue of like that is pretty it's kind of funny to think about in terms of just it's perfectly set up So that ray could could watch it um And I probably would I think I would classify it's it's right before being what I would consider a More like a problem versus a nitpick. It's like, yeah, it's fair enough, but Coming from you jetty like what the hell? I don't understand this like what it's almost I I think we've had this issue before where we cover people who are just Fucking wrong about a movie like this But then they'll they'll say oh no, but there it's not like I it was perfect As if to redeem themselves from their terrible take and they say oh, but there are things that weren't good about it And they'll name some tiny tiny little thing that's completely inconsequential while Simultaneously ignoring the massive problems that the film does have as No, this isn't the film's problem The magnifying glass is not the problem with this movie. I just like I believe she's that's the one she goes to It's like all right Horsight or how come they have a new different armor design for the storm trooper executioners. I mean, they're all It's not a that's not a problem. Yeah, it's not we haven't seen one before It's not it. We don't know all the clone troopers had those different paints and stuff like who can why come on And just because it's new to the audience because we haven't had to see one of those troopers yet Like I find it funny that they have laser axes sure but like even that's not only that But it's a double bladed laser axe. So there'll be like a little neck disc In there It which is like that's just I mean sure it'll get the job done. It just seems like unnecessarily twice the death rags Yeah, he's I dive I don't the neck side and the body side are both like double cut How is it that we get looked at as the nitpickers and you see this in her video again People just listen to this and they're like, yeah, these are fair. These are fair unlike that more in rags They talk about nonsense. Yeah They talk about the big fucking world building problems Contradictions in the plot but that magnifying glass Fucking rude the whole film dude Glad jenny spotted it so couldn't any of them fill the role of executioner at any time. Yeah, they they probably They could I am in a culture where all of them have been conditioned from birth Is there really that much of a call for out of combat in-house executions is Yes, because executions are often used to send a message to the rest of the people seems semi-regular We see quite a couple of examples in just this trilogy Um, interestingly though, jj forgot his execution of troopers. Well, it wasn't even his it was rions I guess but you know the ones that were going to take out chewy Finn and po they're not executioner troopers I have no fucking issue with the idea that you have specialized troopers that are meant to execute prisoners rather than The astounded troopers. I don't why what if I told you that back in here in the real world Back when we killed people by lopping their heads off, right? That wasn't an easy thing to do if you were to do it properly like a skilled headsman Right was actually is like a valuable skill That you that you had and you practiced and they would go around Doing execution jobs and getting paid for it. That was a skill It makes sense that they would have a specialized person to do this In fact, I think I would approve it if they had more examples of specializations in the fiscal because they are mostly just troopers Everyone's troopers. I mean, this is what we have in the real world You have everything from marksmen to mortarmen to all sorts of different roles that are on the battlefield and Like I mean look at all the classes and all the games You got the heavy troopers and the dark troopers and people with jetpacks because hey mandalorian have a shock trooper Yeah, you have all sorts of different stuff. You had the flame guy Uh It's like this isn't unreasonable at all. This is your problem. Is that the executioner man had a black shoulder pad like it's okay Anthony butara said it's a fake nitpick Is is is this gonna be a bait? Is it gonna is she gonna turn it? Is she gonna be like these aren't actual issues by the way? Maybe maybe Maybe the executioner those guys dedicated role and are they in the outfit at all times when they're on duty I mean like when they're on duty like you say the same thing about all the storm troopers. They probably just Wear it for I don't know they're not in I assume that you would think that I If a executioner was on duty sure As for the rest of the troopers In the military, we have you know your battle gear and everything In the uniform you put your armor on top of it, right? But you also have like your dress stuff There's sure there's different kinds of casual wear. I mean don't we see like laundry robots in one of the scenes in tlj Why they all walk around in armor Executioner guys ripped all from shrek I don't know I don't know so wouldn't that negate the anonymity of an executioner's hood or is anonymity even the I mean they have I don't think the uniformity is like the point of an army though It's like everyone in the army wears the uniform that the other where that's the whole point of a uniform Is that you want to look different? To the other side but familiar to your own guys Like do you notice that every army in history that could provide their side uniforms? Has done so I also doubt that the first order would want anonymity with anybody in the first order They want to know everything about each of their troopers Yeah, I mean they're not even like people even yeah, they're just soldiers. They're not even like they don't have personalities There's not like a person to hide And plus it's menacing on like a mental level to their enemies Or at least it would be if they weren't so fucking incompetent to the point of being laughably bad at everything Do you executioners brotherhoods for anonymity? I'm not sure why they would uh, I could why do Where I thought it was just to depersonalize the person who's killing you like to make it more of a um Uh, uh, oh it's because executioners often wore masks to hide their identity and avoid any retribution Hmm Yeah, that wouldn't be applicable to uh to the first order they would not Okay, they fucking they kill people regularly like I don't think you'd need to be anonymous Especially when you're brainwashed, you know Uh, let me yeah, I'm sure there's I mean, I'm sure there's a reason for it um, I'd have to look into Whether the first thing I read was you know, true or not, but I'm sure I'm sure there's a reason for it I mean there's a reason for everything be it good or bad um EFAB is defending tlj. Well, uh, as Some people are highlighting um whether or not these arguments are actually like I have a feeling that if this is going to be turned into bait The idea is going to be like people who make arguments like this suck. It's like, yeah, but you're not even good at like Pretending to make these arguments Yeah, like we have issues with these um Like the whole thing about what is the logistics or what are the rules of the first order in terms of what uniform you know? Do the wear a class a's class b's or dress blacks What are our our battle gear like where do we wear when do we wear it and when? I don't know. I don't know what their system is I'm not sure He is wearing face covering masks 100 of the time. Do the executioner ones have they don't the officers don't Yeah, the officers do not wear masks, but like their anonymity doesn't matter anyway. They're all like on record literally by like Like who would who would want to take retribution for finn when he's being executed? Alone, you know what I mean? Like there would be no concern for that Friends in the mess hall Because I can't imagine their presence is great for morale or This is my most specific their brainwash morale doesn't matter anybody else say this ray calls kylo ren a murderous snake And then when dj betrays rose and fin Rose calls dj A line snake. I guess you see snakes on dago boss of the star wars universe does have snakes But what are the odds that rose and ray who both come from completely different planets? Would both be familiar with snakes Yeah, see now this would be the point where I would be tipped into thinking she's just fucking around Even then let's analyze it Well, so snakes would probably exist on jaku. I would assume sand snakes of some kind Uh, we have snakes in the desert here on earth, right? So it's safe to assume that if space snakes exist they would be on those places Yeah, it seems like it just be an animal that's known by Everyone it's just another it's not a specific snake I guess it is interesting because it's obviously being used more so as like you lying rat And then you're like what you're referring to the actual the creature. It's like well I suppose that's where it would have started. We have wamp rats, right? No, no What I mean is like the insult itself It's like ryan might not have realized that you're actually referencing an animal from earth Uh, rather than it just being an insult It actually doesn't really matter because the fact that they're using english already breaks the meta anyway Yeah, right. We have to just assume that the it's coincidental that they they speak Yeah, this is just one of the this is just something that we have to accept at a it's just one of those things We have to accept at a base level for fiction That they speak english and english words come from latin. So oh, so latin exists in this universe Uh, oh, does that mean the romans exist? You know that sort of thing You're just gonna it's one of those things where you just have to accept it Lying wamp rat session of fiction. Yeah And what are the odds that the two totally separate cultures they were both raised in Both use snakes in their expressions as a creature that carries negative connotations. It took me completely That's a fucking thing here on earth you dipshit That's a thing here on earth I mean by that logic, they shouldn't even be able to speak english Well, yeah, that's that's extrapolation, but she's trolling you guys. So you fall in Yes, I'm I'm no I'm I'm just I want to be I want to be thorough with my like No, I know the the defense that's easy here is just like, yeah Well, we're attacking the arguments regardless if she means them genuinely How are we supposed to the biggest defense for genuine nipples and videos? Anyway, is the all of her fucking shit is just funny. It's like donkey or um Yeah, you don't have to be accurate if you're funny guys She's pretending to be retarded And it's like the supply to the magnifying glass one. So does this also Plan one where they anything she said that's critical of the movie was probably a joke anything that we consider to be inaccurate Or overly critical was probably a joke Oh, it's just the automatic defense and this by the way, um, if someone was to take something I said as a joke seriously, and then they said That's inaccurate and I said, oh, it's a joke and then they go you're still inaccurate I'd be like, okay I know it's a joke and if she was to say that to us like every criticism you made of this video is stupid Because it was all a joke. I'd be like, oh, well, some people are taking it seriously. So you mind if we treat them as though they're genuine I'd be like, no, they shouldn't treat those seriously. Yeah, we're gonna we'll let people know that yes It is better to take this as a comedy video. Uh, yeah, consider this my consider this me telling you Lee out of the moment instead of paying attention to finne fighting captain phasma I was sitting there like Does every planet in the star wars universe have snakes? Are there some cultures that have a different idea about what it means to be like a snake like an episode 9 will po dammer Yeah, don't you see being critical of a movie is just like this. This is what being critical of things is It's all shit. It is all pointless. It's all worthless Honestly, I thought she'd taken one of our scripts. This sounds just like us Sounds like some of those nitpickers Yeah, if anything like because i'm trying to think of us if would we make this and if anything It'd just be like an uphanded comment that we'd instantly just Continue from and not dwell on in any way And pay someone a compliment by calling them clever as a snake Because on his home planet snakes are known for solving complex puzzles or is it possible that that snake we saw on Dagobah wasn't a snake. It was just an alien What an insufferable cunt I'm just i'm waiting for the Like I'm like I get it Like at this point. I don't know why I keep going resembled an earth snake Maybe snakes are like but we're not talking about force ghosts. They're not talking about luke's character We're not talking about the hyperspace jump or hyperspace trackers We're not talking about all these stuff that destroys the lore causes plot problems world building issues We're not talking about any of this stuff. She's going on some straw man tangent about Something else that no one would have even thought to think of Okay Sure, you told us you definitely changed our mind Not a creature in this one said couldn't you apply that to er's comments and I'd be like, yeah So if someone said i'm gonna take his argument seriously despite him saying they're a joke and counter-argument them go for it Yeah, you could still do that But when you ascribe like when you ascribe the you you the beliefs to them like for example if jenny told me This whole video was a joke. She doesn't actually like tlj. I uh It is it is on me to be like I don't believe you or I do but She's she's made it clear that she she says it's a joke We could still assess the arguments made. Yeah, either way And you can do that with er's comments. However controversial you can assess the arguments Star Wars universe Maybe the word snake is just an extremely vulgar cuss word and those insults that rose and ray were saying Were actually a lot stronger than we thought they were. What other expressions in this universe contain the word snake? I'm gonna start saying for snake's sake Land snakes and then I was like, oh my god captain fazma just Oh, so, oh, oh, so you you ended all up with so You just in that with oh the whole captain fazma thing Were you happy that she died did that subvert your expectations? Was that a good thing? Was that ryan johnson being super fucking clever like he was with snook? Was that was that ryan johnson's? galaxy sized brain Just being too big For everyone else who didn't like the movie because he just so cleverly just had these characters do nothing Despite their importance or well, she just set up this video as being like people can dislike it, but their points are bad That was that was her that was her thesis statement. Would you say? I don't know what their thesis statement was That like you can't judge movies objectively, but if you don't like a movie that I did you're wrong I mean, it's not something that's new to us certainly something that we've seen before Interesting how it only you know Interesting how that only flows one way Anyway, actually a lot stronger than we thought they were what other expressions in this universe contain the word snake I'm gonna start saying for snake's sake Land snakes and then I was like, oh my god captain phasma just died All right, then That's yeah, that's it How does she have patrons? I don't understand how people this stupid Unable to judge the quality of things or also I want to highlight There's nothing explicit there that she was joking about all those things outside of the fact that it sounded stupid Yeah, but that just matches the rest I was gonna say like how do you tell? Yeah, like I like legitimately how am I supposed to tell what's stupid on purpose and what's stupid because she's incompetent at what she does I don't know. Well, there you go. Anyway, that was terrible, but it was kind of good to talk about the last Jedi again It's an old friend Yeah, and I think brought us all together got this all started So, um, we got a video I guess for jenny made by hello grito because hello grito is very well known as being someone who's uh You know, I was a hello. What did hello grito think of the rise of skywalker? Does he have a video? Probably but I want to I want to this one's three minutes. There's what he's he's called this Let's take a look. Let's take a look. I want to see so you didn't like a star wars movie It's okay and in the thumbnail. He's got a person crying um So this would obviously be this would be the perfect video for jenny nicolson after seeing the rise of skywalker, right? I guess how this would look oh my god. Look at this room. It's so sterile And spartan and lifeless. It's like a Fucking laboratory where he Sits in front of a webcam with his helmet on for his let's plays What a room. What a room This isn't say the the one dick. I even these jenny's focused on the video. It's like no, this room is fascinating What it like you have the the snow globe there, but literally nothing else No handles on the cupboards to pull them out It's everything's just white and I mean the most exciting thing about this room, I guess is the gray carpet. No the snow globe I don't know. Um Maybe if we get it going if we shake it up on the rug though I could curl up on that rug and just snooze, you know What a room. Is this his work room? No wonder his videos are so dull How dare you this is a great video probably I haven't actually seen anything from this. I'm excited. Oh, yeah, I'm ready There are things we like and there are things we don't like in star wars. Welcome to the club, but nothing ruins star wars Um That's fucking wrong. It's like everyone's like I take issue with that statement. Yeah, I mean I mean after the last Jedi after the rise of skywalker after All the fan stuff that's been happening the last x amount of years the declining revenue Can't ruin star wars. I don't know man Uh, you're ruining it right now by wearing that mask in this fucking video You're ruining stormtroopers, which is difficult because apparently they're a joke now. That's they're meant to be laughed at All right, let's let's see how he's gonna clarify this I suppose Nothing destroys what came before or the movies you liked once upon a time ago No, no, you can destroy things that come before it. You can definitely do that. Yeah Yeah, you can absolutely do that the best that we can do is just Do the metaphorical equivalent of sticking our fingers in a rears or going la la la pretty much What makes The original film is meaningful as a canon as a fiction that we follow as a story It's like the same thing that is supposed to make the new one's meaningful. It's like this This source provided this story. So we're like, oh, I really like that. It's like this is the sequel to it And you're like, oh I don't like that And so we have to go not that we ignore that actually go away that in order to not have it be ruined Which is actually going against the whole process you did in the first place to enjoy the original stuff right to treat it as real Slash um to be invested in it Yeah, you're you're you're terrible terrible Star Wars movies are putting a lot of star wars fans at a really difficult position Because we're trying to believe something that we know just isn't true And it's rough I'm glad I don't care about star wars anymore like in a in a serious kind of way Oh, it's so freeing Feel liberated. I'm glad I'm not tied to it Even characters or stories that you grew up loving nothing Is ruined that's hyperbolic dumb dumb talk Hyperbolic dumb dumb talk No, no, that's see here now No, you're up in this video with your favorite steakhouse shirt on and a goddamn storm It does look like it looks like he could say long horn steakhouse In a little bowl icon I guess it's a Veteran's shirt. Yeah Veterans united. It's just it does look like the state. It's steakhouse logo But man, he's he says this stuff But then I'm like now every time I watch episode six I'm gonna know that when Anakin picks up the emperor and chucks him down the Death well of the star destroyer or the the death star. Sorry He's not dead I don't understand. Yeah, I'd love to talk to him about this. I'd be like, how is that not ruining that? I don't understand I uh That's the kind of bullsh** I got slung around in 1999 when the old If you have to if you have to bleep yourself out, maybe just don't say it Um Some people find it fun to do it this way. I guess I guess that's very fun. It's fun Sensoring it doesn't matter anyway. Trust me Phantom menace was released that ruined darth vader. I'm never going to be able to take darth vader serious again star lords is So the rationalization most people come up with is the once anakin turns into vader that there's such a significant turn The anakin as he is in phantom menace and vader as he is in a new hope. They're not the same person which Even in universe they would agree with that um comparatively Palpatine surviving the fall at the end of episode six There's no fall in the explosion. How do you rationalize that you go? Ah, he Also, yeah, the phantom menace is um It's it's gotten worse and worse and worse over time and then it's become a living meme Which is the best thing that any horrible thing can become the best possible possible fate has probably occurred to it It's definitely ruined in terms of actually being serious Okay, you don't have to throw a tantrum. You don't have to try to make enemies on the internet with everyone Who slightly disagrees with you. There's a lot of star wars. I don't know. You just called us a dumb dumb Yeah, you just call those dumb dumb Also person with star wars channel wearing a fucking goofy ass helmet A star wars helmet is telling us that oh shit a lot of people really fucking hate star wars now It's okay in a condescending way. It's okay. It's okay. It's fine. If you don't like the thing that I've built my entire brand around. It's fine. It's fine. I suppose that's true Yeah, he has a vested interest in making star wars like fun thing to talk about Yeah, his brand is someone else's brand To go around there's always been a lot of star wars to go around and there's always no, there's less They just decanonized. I was gonna say they've taken lots of it away Yeah, there's a lot less than there was before He's gonna be a lot of star wars to go around So if you didn't like a thing Cool Make some goofy videos making fun of the thing you didn't like make a video essay or write a blog entry about Why you didn't like the thing in detail and have fun with it and get creative but the the voice my my my My brain can't put the voice to the mask To the video, you know I can with logic I can with doomcock I can't with hello grito. The voice just doesn't match the visuals Could also be that it's a stormtrooper mask and you kind of don't associate that with and you know what Well, you know what a stormtrooper sounds like behind the mask and it It sounds like the voice is coming from like a different place than from him, you know Just doesn't fit. It's weird Wasn't he cut isn't he called hello grito? He didn't have a grito mask as far as i'm aware the lore on that is he used to wear a grito mask until it got Like broken and ruined and then he replaced with a storm triple one Oh, okay. That's it seems like a bad move, but all right. Well, it makes it a bit awkward But what are you gonna do? Why you didn't like the thing in detail and have fun with it and get creative But don't act like One piece of the puzzle ruins the entire picture for you Okay, so I don't know if Oh, we jenny she she was defeated. Yeah, we defeated. I'm sorry. I fell asleep. That is Oh, no Ada has sleeping time now Aiden will not be the only one You're not the only one You're not the first one to fall asleep during e-fap and wake up during e-fap while we're still going Well, I fell asleep on episode 50 Oh, did you keep a pencil have to make aware of this? I did not know that. Oh my goodness I had I need to know what's going on now Well, we finished jenny's video with um, yeah, heligret is telling us why it's okay to not like a movie. Okay, jeez. Yeah Oh, you mean in the condescending asshole way like he always does Yeah, pretty much. No, he killed his dumb dumps It's dumb dumb talk Okay, we're making the dumb When he had that little clip was going around of him Say, oh, I'm a youtuber. We don't actually do our research. We just read an article that's written by another person I'm like, go fuck yourself. Dude. That's why channel is dying. Yeah, fuck off. Your brand is someone else's brand. Do you have no reason to write this? Wait, are you you're a what when you said ways jenny were you referring to aiden or jenny in the video? It's a video. Oh an aiden gun. You cared more about jenny than aiden. Oh my god Well, I don't have that screen up Oh It's okay I think i'm just looking to see if you did a zinger or not because that would have been a nice Sort of clap back. It would have been good No, I'm not that clever sometimes, especially when I just woke up. It's all right The stories you love are still there. I'm gonna not ruin the love Yeah, so if uh, so he's arguing that the sequels well any additional content to the ot does not ruin the ot They're always gonna be there. It's like, um So what what makes a lot of the ot meaningful? Can be changed by outside sources being sequels and sequels yeah, uh while um I I used the example of now in episode six We know when anakin finally turns to himself again And he chucks the emperor down the death pit of the death star and he explodes and everything That wasn't actually it. He didn't actually do anything there if anything. He just made stuff worse It does the the two towers thing. I think I made this joke before with you But don't you felt like the whole the beginning of two towers follows gandalf down the hole We follow palpatine down there. He throws up a force grenade to make it look like he's exploded But then he like he cycles all the way down the hole and he like floats up to an escape pod and shoots out into You know some other area before it all explodes I said I was a fool for installing this ramp down here just in case I ever fell or was thrown by somebody I knew vader would do that I know that busted the fucking prick The scenes you loved the feelings that you love. They're all still there nothing ruined He's like the feelings you have are still there Like I like to consider myself an expert in the field of my own opinions and feelings I definitely do not feel the same about a lot of the older starware stuff because I know what becomes of it You think he knows less than you about your feelings Does he know that a red filter on a white mask makes him look pink? I like how he's telling us that our feelings are invalid Um, yeah, I'd be curious to see how he'd respond to that prove you look But that's the thing that people tell us that we say We say it all the time do it come on. Oh No, you guys always say you're entitled to your opinion But let me show you how this is like scientifically wrong Yeah, your opinion is incorrect, but you're welcome to have it if you could manage to After we're done with you Stop I didn't like rogue one. I'm pretty 50 50 on the rise of skywalker So man. Wow. He didn't like rogue one, but he's 50 50 on the rise of skywalker. I would be curious to watch his videos on them What that is legitimately interesting to me like I would be curious to know what he says about these two Because I think rogue one is miles better than rise of skywalker, not even sorry. Sorry Kilometer is better than the rise of skywalker. It's a little bit. I mean, it's close Celestially better in an epic way Damn Parsecs Parsecs better I disliked it more than I liked it same goes for solo. It didn't do much for me So in this new era of star wars, I haven't really liked three out of the five movies That means I've loved and I would call it loved Yeah, he he's european or something because he did it with his thumb like laser But he has an american buddy, but he has an american flag American flag veteran shirt. He just really likes and glorious bastard. I guess Percent uh, so basically this guy doesn't like disney star wars, but he's yelling at us For our feelings I think he just wanted to make a video. I think yeah, that's definitely the mo of heligridder's channel But he like I think he sees himself as the reasonable one here. He's like everybody stop going nuts Okay, they're just movies geez Movies yet his entire channel is based off of those movies Well, as he as he sort of said he's like it's okay to Make fun of him and to even make videos point out how they're dumb in some ways I was curious where he draws the lines probably gonna be like well He eventually he just eventually got sick of it. He got yeah, dare I say it He got triggered by so many people saying how shitty they were and so He feels like this is what he has to do for personal catharsis He's got to make a video It's not easy. No, he's he's he's in it. He's always hearing about star wars and how bad it is people around him talk about it People on the internet. They won't shut up about how terrible it is. This is his way to fight back against the hater Oh my god People have highlighted as well. He's got a video called the top five worst things in star wars and number two is the emperor is alive Sorry, the uh stall's eu so um He hates the idea that the emperor comes back I guess I guess he doesn't he was not gonna like episode Fucking nine then right did he actually read the books or did he go on wukapedia? I don't know Because I highly doubt after that one statement that he made that youtubers don't do research I highly doubt he actually read the eu book Unless someone in the chat knows and can clarify About all 11 star wars movies as of this video There are five that I would say I love five out of 11 45 that I love five that I want to watch over and over again five that kind of define what makes star wars star wars to me And the other six movies You know, I'm I'm glad people love them, but for me the other six are kind of just there Are you glad that people love them? I'm I'm more curious. Where is he going with this? Like is it just like live and let live guys? Come on. You're like, okay Accept it accept that you're not going to love or even like everything You don't have to love or even like everything that expectation is unreal. Oh boy. You are yaho I think we accepted that I He sounds like chris duckman when he said like some crazy some star wars movies are just gonna be bad Just accept you're just not gonna like some things you will like But you will like something You're a fault you're a big dummy a big dumb dumb You're gonna be let down and disappointed often if you navigate this life with those expectations. All right, don't be How he done this is 2000 and I don't know when he made this 2020 2019 whatever it is doesn't matter The point is that you'd like the prequels happened I think for a long long time star wars fans have been perfectly aware of the idea that there could be bad star wars movies Oh, yeah stuff that they're just not gonna fucking like like yeah, we're aware of this Yeah, like we we know we're not expecting them all to be good. If anything star wars fans know this more than anybody An entitled whining head Oh, wow what we like don't be an entitled whining fuckhead Geez, I know right like this. I feel like that's directed at certain people Very hostile feeling and it it would be extremely hostile if we knew who's talking to You can dislike something, but just don't uh, you shut the fuck up about it I don't hear it Like what we don't like we don't get hyperbolic and we look forward to the next chapter Giving things a chance and not automatically. What do you think makes us look forward to the next chapter? Yeah, exactly. Why would we look forward to the next? Crap star wars thing that disney squirts out of its anus Like why what about what about disney makes me like Enthusiastic for the future of star wars. I want them to stop just it's dead. You killed it Just stop please just let it rest in peace I'll come back in 10 years and enjoy other things in the meantime what a consumer attitude though, you know Like yeah, I was like, yeah, it was really shit, but oh don't worry guys the next ones be optimistic They'll be great And what if you do you don't fucking talk bad about star wars? Okay, you whiny entitled fucking head Playing the keys of the knee jerk react then the what? Playing the keys of the knee jerk playing the key playing the keys of the knee jerk reaction Okay, maybe maybe it was so terrible that we had a knee jerk reaction. Maybe that's how terrible it was Like putting your hand on a hot stove He's of the knee jerk reaction hate piano every time something new is in mouth the hate piano We hate the hate piano playing that hate piano Star Wars sucks Just sure maybe it works on the internet to stir up some rage and feign anger What we can't be legitimately Fain anger. All right. It's fake rage. We can't be legitimately upset that you've destroyed Again, I want to highlight. We are the ones that tell people they can't have feelings. Remember this. Okay Oh my goodness Like him he's pissed because I feel like channels are getting more traction than him by expressing their anger. Oh my goodness And he is You know just bitching about it. That's what this video was. It was him being a passive aggressive asshole Sorry about that miss. Are you allowed to do that like use a stormtrooper mask done there for your Surely that's copyrighted Like I because you're not like I mean, I guess it falls under like wearing a costume or something like I don't know I'm curious I'm legit curious if you can do that with like a book because the internet is still kind of getting sorted out with all that stuff But like books I don't know like I guess he could say he's a star wars channel So people post the angry emoji of the keyboards like a piano angry The hate piano Um, but yeah as uh a semantic dragon just put it you are allowed to have any positive feelings you want Nope Just stay away from those negative ones. Okay. He's a very strange man. Um And yeah, there's only one last thing uh I want to I want to throw on for us on our selection today and it's um, it's not gonna be a full video I'm gonna show you some highlights just right Has made his video upon the rise of skywalker So star wars and as you can imagine, um, I I listened to the whole thing Actually, I think I watched it with j. It was um It was entertaining. There was there was some highlights. I'd like to to show, uh Go and check it out for the full context, right guys I'm I guess I'm just playing a couple clips that are kind of interesting to think about in terms of what we know about good old just right So I'm gonna I'm just gonna play you a few selections. This will be the first one at 13 13 Yes, those are some of the only times the movie slows down long enough to have two characters Talk about their feelings But given how little either character is in the movie It's basically wasted time It's time that could have been spent developing poe and finn's relationship They spend the whole movie together but barely actually interact in a way that develops Cocurrently over the course of the story So no, this isn't just about appeasing fans who shipped the characters and no It's not just about having more diversity in the film Although it is also about that but I think it would have made this specific movie a tangibly better movie A stronger story Isn't that interesting What do you mean a better movie? What do you mean a tangibly better movie? What do you mean a stronger story? What do you mean? I don't I don't get it. How can a story be better than another? I thought it's just all whatever you feel like I want to know he said tangibly better So you could feel it like it's real I just realize an objective It's it's fascinating to me that he's saying this that's all that's just like wow Could have swore that this was something you you have argued against but okay um kind of kind of interesting Next next highlight that you guys you're gonna love this one Pist and sexist vitriol was directed against kelly marie tran who plays the character of rose tico So much so that she eventually deleted her social media accounts and wrote an op ed in the new york times About how the barrage of abuse affected her rose was a main character in the last film and a character I wanted to see more of i literally jumped with joy every time i see her Oh my god Oh my goodness I jump with joy when i saw rose tico like that's literally something i would expect to hear from the nerd I jumped with joy whatever What rose tico I want to invite her to my my basement apartment so we could play our switch together I just want to go to the cinema with him and we see a movie she comes on screen and goes It's us jumping up Rose tico it was so great doing whatever it was she did Oh the the meme ability of jester. I I just like there's so much alt wick that could come out of that, you know him He'd be like oh my god Beautiful um I think you'll find this one Pretty amusing. This is just um, I know rags. You'll you'll definitely take issue with this. All right. Let's get to the big one Part seven head cannon. Oh look that rhymed by Part seven head cannon That doesn't rhyme Part seven head cannon. All right, let's get to the big one. Oh, I part seven head cannon seven and cannon don't rhyme Yeah, you'd have to really I would if I was I can see how you think that they rhyme Yeah, I I understand why you believed you were correct but And plus one another aspect of it is And and where the accent is seven head cannon You know head cannon seven. It's they don't quite it. No, don't Seven cannon. It's just it's close. I I know why he said it. I just find it funny because he's like see orange and door hinge, right? it's He's like the mister mister all about writing and stuff just like Oof And then the only other thing that I thought was a point of interest Uh, let's go from here. I guess right by far the clumsiest scene in the film is when kylo ren reveals that ray Is secretly emper palpatine's granddaughter. There are plenty of reasons for me Is is that the clumsiest scene in the film? That wasn't even the point that I'm actually trying to get to but yeah, he did I guess His definition of clubs. He's probably gonna be different from ours. I guess I don't know Not like this it reeks of more nostalgia bait bringing the emperor back means that three of the last four movies Chronologically speaking have scenes where there are three force users in a room and rebels fighting outside one of the reasons That's a that's a criticism of his that Three out of the four consecutive movies previously have scenes in which there are rooms with force users in them and rebels outside Like how how strange is that as a statement? I'm just I'm just like, uh, uh, you I mean sure. Yeah Okay, okay. I guess he's referring to the supremacy and outside being the rebels getting blown up um The the one sliding Okay, what about force awakens? They were and the force awakens is he talking about when kylo and Ray are fighting with rebels outside I guess like outside is in like in the atmosphere because like out like that's outside Maybe not like outside there I mean, I mean sure the the international space station is outside my room That's what I mean. I just like when I was listening to this. I was like these are weird Uh, but yeah, check out the video because we're not covering it in full. The most of it is very Rebels don't have space battles indoors. So it doesn't make sense. I suppose Just writes a very interesting person. Like I said, the most interesting to me was just the it makes very tangibly better story I I'd like be like you're spending a lot of effort to try and tell me it goes beyond your feelings But it is just your feelings, right? And he'd be like, yes like, okay Interesting that you're using these words, but all right Just right the enigma that continues to surprise, but uh, yeah, he didn't like rise of skywalker either Oh my god. Oh, interestingly, uh, because the reason why me and jay wanted to check it out We were interested by his the dislikes on the video. It's more significant than you'd you'd imagine. It's like, um 29 k up to 6. k through the 3 k down And uh going through the video the only thing that we could assume that it was because of was um, his his comments about rose saying that like racist forces are offline. It's like um Most people whenever that best brought up is like proof, please Um, isn't his name is just right, but in the title Of is capitalized Is the is is capitalized the is capitalized pretty sure there should be I guess he's capitalized all of it A lot of people do do that. I don't uh Hey, you said first off you said do do which is funny. I know but second Thing is grammatically correct for someone who's I don't know. It seems odd. This seems odd I wouldn't do it myself. Stop tapping the angry keyboard rags the angry piano. Whatever I'm playing a song of my hatred for star wars I'll see all their shows for free That pushes us to five hours Uh, if you include the the hour that got lopped off. Hey, we had we didn't go down again. So that's nice You know that is kind of nice. You just got to get over that over that hump at the beginning Yeah, yeah I think the plan will be to read this stream super chance because they will more than likely be relevant And then if we can we'll get to as many of the overflow as as possible Yeah, um, and yes, uh, Anna Lauren you're welcome both to stay if you wish or to uh to eject whenever you may feel as though ejection is the The correct thing to do, you know I wouldn't blame you. Well, yeah, I need to go because I have to uh I'm rendering trying to render this video and it's not working out and I have to give it my full attention Well, yeah, that's fair enough. Uh, do you want to talk a bit about what it is you're rendering and what what everyone's got to To to come from your channel. Oh, yeah, it's it's this uh trailer rant, uh for the new bond movie Um, yeah, I basically uh touch on some topics. So you know my problems with the trailer you're gonna be hateful You're gonna tap the keys of the hate pianos He's playing that hate piano You shouldn't expect anything less for me Well, then lots to be excited for Oh, yeah, and plus, you know batwoman is coming out next next week. Yeah I'm so happy We're actually We're releasing our our reaction to what they do to bruce wade soon. So Like people have been waiting for that So Yeah, well my batman react batwoman reaction will My the reactions will be back on schedule next week And uh, yeah, like I said, I'm doing a review on bbc dracula And I'm gonna make the video about fin and all that that all that shit is coming So, yeah, that's my channel jaylong moe Well, thank you for joining us. Um, you you what do you think of jenny's work? Uh, I don't wouldn't classify it as work, but okay That's that's how I feel about her work. I don't classify it as work. Hey, it's tough to sit there and be wrong But yeah, uh, thanks for coming on. It's always nice to have you It's always nice to be here. Thank you See you guys later. See you around. Bye. Bye Oh All right, then I suppose that leads us nicely into Discussing messages from the many many super chats. I shall I'm loading them up I'm delaying the the inevitable because I can't reach them just yet rags stole for me Well, I don't know about you guys But man Star Wars has just gone down the shitter I disagree. It's better than ever But We've got all sorts of other things to replace it all sorts of great Like um, oh Did you guys watching dead still going? Oh I don't know I don't watch it. Is it still going? I heard that got You didn't watch it yet. Oh, well, I don't care. I don't stay up to date with it. I don't know if it's still going Watch it because you guys play the game walking dead walking dead game Oh, should we would that be good for efab movies or efab gaming? Well, you don't want the telltale game No, I'm talking about the witcher Oh, oh the show. I haven't seen it yet. Yeah, I haven't seen that. Um I I've heard mixed things mixed in with like Shad and wolf both said you mixed to bad No, I liked it Well I wouldn't know one of these days. Yeah, maybe we'll check it out. Me and rags have got a whole thing set of things to watch Unfortunately, uh So we'll get there eventually but we got a prep for that ralph stream, right? He's got to know all those films got ripped off Yeah, we got to watch one more movie one more Uh of the three that joker is constantly we're told that joker is a clone of baffles me But apparently that's what the case is we got one more film to watch and then we're going to rewatch joker They were going to take on ralph's amazing um They call it a video I guess. Yeah all video is is editing opinion diarrhea on Joker It's going to be great. We're going to have tons of fun Saying it y'all have we all have a lot of fun listening He's a super chat mola get shadowed to talk about medieval implications of a hate piano being used as a sword like Useful and Uh What did you say Anna sorry? Oh, I just Hello The movie maker Oh, yeah, ralph the movie maker is who we're talking about. Sorry. Yeah. Oh, okay Yeah, um, he made a really bad joker video All right, so here we go Uh Whammin man good I I think that applies because we had the male guests That's my assumption. I think it's a it's a bit of a stretch, but that's what I'm guessing Uh normie e-fap fan Ooh, a new e-fap is out. I'm so excited and gay big brain e-fap fans I'm so excited and gay slams laptop open. What'd you bring me? What'd you bring me? I can't oh, I miss batwoman so much. I'm looking forward to seeing jacob again I want to see him get out of prison. I am and shoot some people go jaco Things will be back to normal. We'll have our silly batwoman show We'll have jacob in in his office with his laptop We'll have batwoman just being gay It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. Look at all these toxic e-woks. Yes, sir Uh excited for this one listening at work tomorrow for sure. Good old jeb three You'll like it. Mm-hmm e-fap with women. Yeah, you get to look at women. I put it in the title guys I we came through okay. Everybody wanted us to do this. We did it. We put off talking about joker But off talking about mandalorian put off talking about Uh starship troopers those are three. I know we have planned. There's probably more than that thinking about it There's a three as a big three big three coming up Uh, what about reviewing ralph's joker video? Well, there you go. We just addressed it. Oh, yep And we're do we're we're prepping we're doing we're doing something that the experts call research Moolsies is the only women here. How diverse Oh You got to look at women. That would have been a funny final super chat. I think you got to look at women That was the experience Uh y'all should react to blr's my stick from tlj That sound familiar at all blr's my stick blr's my uh Just second blr's my stick uh Can you spell that? Oh, I'll just I'll post it to you Bad lip reading. Ah Oh, I have seen that bad lip reading. Um, I didn't find it as funny as the empire one But uh, yeah, it's good shit bad lip reading do good work Uh rewatch the prequel star wars trilogy and my god, it was worse than I remembered the romance scenes and attack of the clones are so horrible It's terrifying It is scary. Uh, the yeah the anakin pad my romance could use work for sure Um, I think that's what most people pick attack of the clones is being worse than phantom man is for is That b-plot if you will They they're sort of hanging out and and obviously anakin's dialogue pulls people out of that movie hardcore I'm so in love with you slaughter the wall like animals Uh big ships can't tell which way is up and it's not like they literally have smaller ships inside them that can Pose extended edition line Yeah, right if the smaller ships can you just need one to tell I don't even go over it. It's so bad. I hate it. I know the way that isn't the ground follow me Uh, jenny makes videos for people who stare at the sun At last a podcast of several fellow women hollywood taught me I can't enjoy a show with men We're dominating the patriarchy of efap. Yeah Me and rags got dominated today. We were okay with it Hi rags, Matthew 22 27 new international version Um, I'm guessing they want you to read that If I can I don't know Matthew. All right, Matthew 22 27. I'm sure it's very wholesome Matthew 22 27 And last of all the woman died also That's it. That's it. And last of all the women died also. All right Uh, this one just says nice Uh, this efap is more diverse than the Oscars. Yeah, well, you know, we're fair. The Oscars are unfair Well, maybe minority should be more talented I'm sorry. I shouldn't say that they're just amazing wonderful people and definitely art I don't know. I don't care about the Oscars In fact with shad wolf and drinker efap has had more people with sci-fi and fantasy writing experience than the lucas film story group Hey Hey, I write fan fictions They said fantasy. Do you write fantasy rags? They will start with fan True true. I'm not going to deny that And that is fantastic Press f for windows 7 Um Done. Yeah. All right This is another super chat that just says dice from someone else. I can't remember if there was a reason for this Uh question massives. What is the greatest love breaking moment from each star wars movie? Love breaking of breaking moment Love breaking Um Like it may do not love it Something upsetting is all it means Someone who's else for love breaking Uh, I legit don't know. Oh, we're getting efs and chat. Oh, that's probably yeah, that's for windows 7 Uh, someone let us know what love breaking means because I legit don't know like heartbreaking Maybe that's what they mean maybe I know but wouldn't you just say heart breaking instead of love breaking? Maybe they're like You know, maybe it's like an idiom First language, maybe I don't know or maybe it maybe the English is their first language and they live in America America Immersion breaking maybe could be could be I'm not a hundred percent sure So it's the immersion breaking. Maybe probably break lull breaking. Oh, yeah, it could be lure Our love lull, right? That's one of those typos that's you know, you want to catch those and editing good job chat This is why we have chat. They're very helpful. This is they are a bunch of freaking detectives in our chat So um episode nine. What is the biggest lull breaking moment? Do you reckon guys? It says of each star wars movie. Yeah, that's what we go in order I was gonna I was going to reverse order because we mostly know the arguments for these first selections So it'll be more fun to reach the harder ones as we go. Um, so reverse order starting with nine. Yeah, uh Probably palpating being alive I think so. Yeah, it's weird that we have to like consider all the possibilities gonna be between that And possibly like the incredible force healing and force powers in general. Yeah Yeah So yeah, that is not how force healing works at all The force is literally just a whatever it needs to do at that moment. It could do now Yeah gone off the rails. So yeah, I'm gonna go with the force healing over palpating being alive All right episode eight Episode eight. Um, so how candidates would be hyperspace kamikaze yoda firing lightning Yeah force goes being physical Does it count as lull breaking to have luke be a fucking asshole? Um, it's heart breaking. I don't know if it's lull breaking Because he is technically a part of the lull at that point. Like who Is lull breaking move on I gotta go Hyperspace kamikaze Yeah, I'd be comfortable going with that But I really it's a lot of the stupid. Unfortunately. There are many right answers. Yeah Episode seven episode seven lull breaking. Oh fuck I guess everything to do with the the empire in the first order that sort of Yeah, I mean The fact that the republic allowed the first order to be created into rise to power And then Han Solo and Leia being terrible parents And yeah, Luke abandoning everyone. That's pretty lull breaking. Luke would never abandon anyone It's funny. The damage does seem so much less compared to the other two From force awakens. I'm not saying it's not damage. It's just like it just when you look back. You're like, oh, yeah They really ran with it when we got further Um But yeah, probably probably that I guess then we move to revenge of the sith Um, this is gonna be hard for me in terms of lull breaking because lull breaking Uh pad may just going from this awesome character to a big crybaby like I get it you're pregnant But look at the shit she was doing when she was 14 years old compared to that. Have you ever been pregnant? Yeah Of course I have how dare you I'm offended by the question I identify as pregnant and you're you to deny me by identity um Yeah, I I mean I'd happily settle for that the thing with revenge of the sith doesn't uh Break a bunch of much of anything as far as I remember lull wise especially I'm operating on memory here to a Decent degree, but nothing really stands out. Um, at least none that I really remember at the moment Which is us to attack of the clones Attack of the clones Will be lull breaking I don't Know it's been a while since I watched yeah Like I I I think I need to rewatch the three of them to be able to answer these questions within any kind of interesting way Because at this point I'm kind of just like hey chat. Can you answer this because I'm not 100% on this Yeah, I don't I don't know. Um, I'm trying to think of what actually The sand sand it was never this powerful in episode four Um Let's see the movie didn't have time Hey, pregnant women are emotional anyone confidence and answer yet pregnant rags means income. Oh no Uh, they say and we skipped solo and rogue one Oh, fuck you can't blame me for that Yeah, I forgot you got to remember like whenever people bring up solo I all of a sudden re-remember that it exists Oh for fuck's sake, I guess the millennium falcon being given l33's personality like oh That was Yeah, she's got a great personality Oh, what about all the robot stuff? like our droids sentient and Make they'll have free will and stuff. Was that always if only they went if they didn't have those weird things attached to them They'd go on fucking Like robot rights riots No, the only thing about droids is that if you don't wipe their memory Every so often then they get like more resistant to orders because they were learning or they learned so They're more likely to like disobey orders That makes sense. I don't know. I mean, I still would pick the millennium falcons memory But like as I said in my videos, like how do you fuck up a ship? Like how do you even do that? Oh, they're like holding my beer. Yeah, they found a way and then as for an annoying robot in your data banks forever How's uh, does rogue one do anything that pisses everyone off? I can't remember like lull wise Rogue one, um I don't think it does anything lower. Why certainly not. I don't think lower breaking. No, uh, I don't think so again, this is operating from memory, but nothing comes to mind It doesn't that's kind of why I think it's the best of what disney's done. It doesn't mess with anything Unless yeah I feel free to correct me on that because as far as I know it didn't do anything like it's it's got its own problems Like the character's being thin the plot being a bit weird um Like it's someone said rogue one making lair and talking CGI monsters. It's like wow I mean that's not breaking anything lower breaking. Yeah Like what leia said was appropriate is just a weird CGI version of her I do not know They aren't boffins Oh, I guess you're right. Well the boffins are the ones that got the plans for desktops That get it and Return of the Jedi not in the new hope. Yeah. Oh, okay. All right. Um He's died lore was oh the dream wasn't saved They didn't save the goddamn dream good one chat um Let's see Tarkin's corpse kid building a robot from nothing um See grogling is uh You're gonna look at women, but I only see in and rags. Oh, yeah, well um Yeah, I don't know. All right, um I guess that pushes us to phantom menace and I think most people would just say midichlorians Uh And it's not necessarily that they actually break lore It's just that that's how it's understood for the most part by a lot of people And it they just don't like it I need to like look into it very heavily, especially with whatever ways they use to describe it in the films But I don't know anything else that would fit the bill the bill compared to that phantom menace They mentioned midichlorians in two and three I don't I almost want to say if they do it's very minor I can't remember Like chat's gonna fight over midichlorians now I'm sorry fight fight fight fight um So what's the most lore breaking thing about uh return of the jedi? The most interesting question would be what's the most lore breaking about a new hope? Yeah, where does the new the word is new hope break the star wars lore? I feel like the ot should just essentially not even be allowed to be Think about this i'm trying to think of like return of the jedi is probably the only one that would qualify and I guess it's Stormtroopers are kind of garbage in that film like I always think of that shot where um The little teddy bears are beating them with little sticks and the stormtroopers are like, uh Oh They have sticks it's like They grew their armament on the trees But it's a cute they can just grow their weapons What what crazy planet is this? We should have never come here. Oh, yeah, they mentioned midichlorians in episode three He could influence the midichlorians to create life The planet core The boss nas Best character in the pre-coals boss nas behind dexter jester, of course Yeah, I bet he had a very short but thick penis Thick penis Okay, um Anyway, uh, I'm literally on my way out the door for the night shift and you start an e-fap guess i'll download it and listen to it tomorrow See y'all around See you later Uh, hello mauler and ladies of e-fap including you rags How is life treating you all? All's going well. Yeah doing well All's going good any future plans you're all excited for anything you're dreading Nothing i'm dreading I'm excited to get over this cold I'm excited to get a bunch of projects done. I've been Like it was a day after the uh The rise of skywalker video went out. I've I've already completed and redrafted the two videos i'm making for april fool's day Very very excited about releasing both of them gadelb is obviously uh any notes i'm taking for gadelb are now going to be put into a folder for next year, so Sorry, the script is set um But you know, I did that last year. Um, there was a certain comment from Uh h pomegai about moderation that couldn't make it into gadelb too. Yes, which one that's gonna be in Ah Look out for it. But yes, uh, I'm releasing two this year around and one of them I'm I'm really interested to see what's gonna happen when people are checking out Um, and then after that I'm gonna be working on a big video again So lots of exciting tisms as well as all the e-fabs we got coming up so much So much fun so much discussion so many potential guests. It's it's nothing but fun now Uh John boy get at railers on twitter. They cry now Me fucking I bet he bit off all that he expected to chew on twitter. He probably was really surprised the Exactly all those people fucking reacting. There was those really weird comments. Do you remember the one? Um, I'm probably paraphrasing, but it was like He should know his place or something like that. Oh, yeah that era. Yeah It's like what the fuck Um three whammons is the patriarchy is doomed. Hi rags Hello Good luck dealing with her orbiters you incel I'm sure we'll be fine. We survived it the first time around It was funny. It'll be funny again EFAP can survive much worse. Uh, no BS. EFAP 69 has a suspicious amount of women I'm sure you would find it suspicious As in more than zero Oh, yeah, anything more than zero is very suspicious very suspicious mola. Why are you the only man on this stream? um life finds a way That is that is my answer I will name my kid admiral akbar admiral akbar He's like jonathan and admiral akbar jackson or something Can you do that like Giving your making your kid's name a rank is so awkward like if they actually became ranked. It's like admiral chief You know like wait what? but uh Go for it. It can't wake up bad because he's dead now. He died a hero. There's no ruining that um A paladin an ewok and a hobbit walk into an efap. Oh glorious massive day Also, j pointed out that kylo's interceptor came back after it explodes The thing I talked to him about that it's just like The film can totally argue that he has more than one Interceptor right and it's like yeah, but This is the one that had the mcmuffin in it for sure and it's like couldn't you just You got ship number one and he went to palpatine with that one He kept the mcmuffin in it and then he went to attack rey with ship number two ship number two broke And he went back into ship number one um But that's giving a lot of leeway when it's much more likely. They just forgot They probably just forgot. Yeah Um, hello all my ewoks glad I'm off to works Glad I'm off work six so I can catch revenge of the jeb life Anna tell moblin to play cotor also high rags Hello This is moblin though Will moller tell moblin to play cotor I will tell moblin my uh the moblin. I guess It's like a creature that I keep it by attic or something like moblin moblo Muggins Uh, when are we getting an unbridled rage on a prequel? um, I mean I need to we should probably rewatch them at this point. We really need to Probably but are you mad at them enough to do an unbridled rage? I don't know if it would work Yeah, I don't I don't think I can find enough of a sort of substantive set of critiques that could Justify an attitude that's like angry at them um Because you know these sequel films have been fucking everything up. Well the prequels. What am I going to do like be angrily Angry at how bored I was at certain points like I don't know I'll have to rewatch them to find out exactly what I I mean I want to do some kind of longer form analysis on the prequels eventually But I don't know about I don't know about a rage video. I don't know if it would work Um, no comment just money for all of you. Why thank you. Well, thank you very much Uh, hello all my fam words All right, hello After the new trilogy I want to get out I want to get into the ot but I've heard that there are multiple cuts of them any place to find the best cuts Uh, I believe despecialized What a lot of people like to say the Strongest cuts it's like a combo of um Trying to remaster it but also trying to remove a lot of the fluff that George ended up putting on in terms of CGI um, but I mean if you're gonna get like super high resolutions You could probably put up with a CGI like some random aliens in certain parts of the scenes But uh, yeah, we're probably not the best people to ask for that if you do some google and you'll be able to find out um Sort of best answers. Well, you can do what I do and I watch my old vhs version go Are those wamin initiate heavy breathing? Oh Hi, ana ds9 is still the best star trek series No, it's fucking not. Let's No, what is it? No, no, no, there's so much wrong with that statement What is? Just go go rethink your life. Um Oh I'm impartial to the original series And then the next gen so those two are my favorite, but I think almost unanimously people like Those ones more than the other ones. I've only met a few people that prefer ds9 compared to the rest But my biggest thing that bothered me about DS9 is the bajorans. Oh my god It's like if you wanted me to become sympathetic to the guys that basically, you know took over your planet That's the way to do it. They're such ungrateful assholes But I know you guys haven't watched it so I won't go They're uh, bajora's mask, you know, bajora's mask Um Yeah, uh, I know the tng is typically referred to as the best one from my memory and then the originals I always share a lot about how good tng is This uh, do you do you guys think it's terrible? Yeah, is that yeah, okay. I wanted to clarify Oh worst thing ever. Yeah Uh, my friend has yet to meet tonal the bled don't bless him. He may astolfo I don't know what's happening with this Uh, please look at ashon hollow's apology letter to ds2 video. It's short and bad coffee Um, so we were streaming on metal's channel on twitch and since it was a four minute five minute video We put it on and Wasn't very good. He basically says that um He didn't used to like A lot of things about ds2 and then he says like the fact that the law essentially ignores ds1 doesn't bother him anymore and then he says that um The graphics being like kind of shitty. It's just just you know, whatever you can get over it and then um He says that the movement being bad you can you can get a fix for it And that's like the main thrust of the video and it's just it's just funny to make some like oh my god There's so many more problems with ds2 than just them and even those they're not really solutions They're just yeah, I got over it get over it is it you don't you don't tell people to get over things that aren't problems Yeah, I just it was like what a nice beautiful sunny day get over it Like this cake is delicious. Yeah, we'll get over it Thoughts on oscar nominees. I guess they're all objectively good like above average But the best are the irishman and joker also all hail doggo Oh, I'll hail doggo I am going to try and watch all of the oscar nominations before they get their awards So we can at least talk about it a bit on an efab that comes after it um a lot of these movies I'll probably try and force rags to watch with me like uh We watched parasite down to the radiator And uh, yeah, there's there's a couple I haven't seen still So it'll be exciting to see who wins what I hope joker gets at least one oscar I hope the joker wins many of the oscars not because I value the oscars, but I just Wanted to get recognition for being good I mean at this point it's just going to amuse me to see twitter flip out because they're going to be like Fucking joker getting awards when it doesn't deserve it. I'm just like doesn't deserve it. All right It should have been captain marvel Well, they would say the end game has the superior screenplay and I'm just like that's crazy Like I like end game, but come on Uh, greetings toxic brood just got done with 54. Y'all were talking about irradiating a drink irradiating a drink Sorry, and I just wanted to say that radiation is more tame than that And I was wondering if y'all have played this amazing game called raid shadow legends. It's free Is that the best part that it's free? It's the best part that it's free It's the best part. This is my favorite part um Radiation is more tame that I can't remember what we were talking about in 54 in terms of radiation, but fair enough Um Give aiden paladin 70 percent of this. Sorry aiden. It's not my fault that the wage gap exists. Good to see ifa back Damn So I can see at least you're doing your part. Love to rise the skywalker video musually And well, thank you. Hi rags Hello And internet historian on efap when I'm afraid I did get to speak to him. Um, he does I think he's seen some of our videos and some of efap and uh He's he's a very friendly dude. He's good good good stuff. He just he told me he doesn't necessarily want to come on any Sort of live streams. He's time goes on. He's less and less enticed to do it because he doesn't want to sort of Say some he said he'd he'd much prefer to do a scripted style thing And so uh, yeah, uh, I don't know if we can I'll try and talk to him Maybe to get maybe like an efap movies sort of thing going. I don't know but uh, that'd be great He's uh, he won't he's not too interested in coming on efap though The funny thing is a lot of people think that he and I sound the same and I really don't get it Like I was watching one of his videos and in his comment section They were like this sounds a lot like bowler. I was like well if people are saying it there's got to be something to it Yeah, I think I see why they would say that but I don't I don't think so Maybe it's because I'm so used to your voice waller. I can just I know you're different Yeah, um, but we'd happily have him on if ever he was like, you know what I do want to come on We'd be like come right on buddy Come right on Long women what a fascinating modern age. Mm-hmm Um All right fine mola. I agree to look at these women. I guess it's only three-fifths compromise Only a three-fifths comfort. Oh, I guess. Yeah, I see how they reached that At three-fifths, that's like 60 70 8% if you think about it Yeah, see silence. They agree. Uh, this one says nice again Say nice Oh my Oh, no, my incel is kicking in too much wammons Guys you got to control it control your incelions That's like midichlorians, but in our world I would give 69 dollars, but I'm poor that is all right Thank you. Anyway. Yeah Uh, hi rags Hello and everyone else since you guys don't get greeted enough and that's rude, but I appreciate you except j Oh Yes, hello, and uh, I'm sure j would appreciate that. It's like saying hello to j to not say hello to j And how it works It's used to it Uh, most ambitious crossover since rats and plague Oh I don't know what that implies Don't sound good I get to look at women on e-fap 69 coincidence. Yeah, complete coincidence things just line up this way Works out that way 12 hours of 69ing jeb nickelson without consent. Oh my goodness That there's implications to that statement that are very inappropriate Uh, too many persons of gender on my podcast fix it. Also if god isn't real, why is it a horse? What Why is it a horse a theist zero celestia one? God is it real? Why is it a horse? to the stud I don't Too many persons of gender on my podcast fix it if god isn't real. Why is it a horse? Oh, is celestia the the mlp Horse. Oh, is Is that the god of the mlp universe or something? Celestia mlp Oh, yeah, celestia is a princess princess celestia okay, um It says alicorn princess celestia is an alicorn pony in the co-ruler of equestria alongside her younger sister princess luna Man, we need to fucking read up on our mlp Uh, who's ready for the knights of gen to raid this stream to off my ass off. I wouldn't have thought they would want to I like that the knights of gen very good. Uh, I'm ready to go through that to them again I don't think they would play that card twice. Would they Maybe I don't know I guess we'll find out. We have to save McQueen 27 15 what was your favorite tlj before tlj happened and why mine was avp2 Uh, when the pred alien impregnated people um Probably terminator genesis would be my tlj before tlj Um mine was either aragon or avatars blaster bender Yeah, that's good choices I think it bioshock infinite might be mine In that game Ah, good. I'm eight minutes late and you haven't started. Oh, this might be when we got cut off. Maybe I don't know Oh, it's probably the intro actually. Yeah Uh effap with women all of moorler's waifus. Hi rags Hello Yes, also sending enough for both you and rags to buy out of wilds Uh, please at least buy the game. Maybe do a video. It's legit one of the best games of the last generation Potentially of all time really Interesting. I definitely have not heard that I use um All I've been playing lately is one or two games of halo between working like I uh And any free time is going toward movies right now, especially because of the oscars But if I had time to play a game, I really actually wanted to steam for a while. Yeah, so Oh, there you go. Yeah, uh give it time. Uh, and I I can't promise anything, but I mean I might check it out. I just like I also want to check out full in order to Like properly. I still haven't gotten around to that. I kind of want to Uh, talking about st. Jen again. Didn't you learn the first time how sexist you are? Also, jay long loved your dating for guys video more like that, please Oh, I'm sure she will also hi rags Hello Um, I really hope jeopardy crushes crisis in ratings What's uh, what's what jeopardy the Show show. Yeah, I mean I feel like crisis probably would get good ratings, right? Because if you're invested in the cw, that is like the ultimate thing to watch If you are somehow invested in the cw, then this is actually good for you Because I've seen there's like trailers going around for like this is the finale of the infinite christ sudden all of the earth And yeah, so I think people will probably watch it. They'll tune in. Um Like I said brown table has set on twitter. He's actually very excited and we watch it. In fact, that's probably on right now Oh my god, that's what he's doing. Yeah, I think they'd be playing like pretty much right now from what I expect of their uh Their airing times We're gonna be watching it tomorrow. Very exciting I'm so thrilled This is a suspicious amount of women, don't you think? I do The doom mini efab was great. I love the full play between wolf and rags a very satisfying start to a video Rags are just trying to teach wolf about salads Being made in cars like what? Wolf took it really weird. Nothing wrong about slapping your iceberg down on the dashboard and just Slice it it up putting it in the bowl giving it a little mix And meanwhile you're achieving a decent amount of travel. What's wrong with that? Yeah Um, will you read the Colin Trevorrow episode nine leak or what? I don't know about this uh beyond uh Colin Trevorrow did a live stream yesterday where he was reading the script, um Or excuse me not Colin Trevorrow What it was ever uh got steve something But he was reading the script that Colin Trevorrow had wrote Originally back in 2016 for the rise of skywalker and it was called the duel of the fate Yeah, oh and people just checking out like how much better it probably is than episode nine Oh my god, I mean I still didn't like it, but it was better than You know better than the rise of skywalker. How is this possible? Yeah, it's not hard to do but Lies But then I won't get do I get my reilo? No damn it and it's terrible. I hate it Uh hello all my ewoks episode 69 with only female guests. You're a naughty long man, aren't you also hello rags Hello naughty. How dare you I am inclusive long man. That's that's how it works Free women at once my eyes hurt from all of this looking. Well, that's what they're for so You gotta use them more and they won't hurt as much. Uh, I love long j long bone. The rest is fine, too Pre-kick j high wags. Hello Uh bob likes tros because of all of its egg muck muffins Yum, he's got such he's got food Imagine how much that man eats I mean he doesn't expend any calories, but still yeah I was gonna say maybe he doesn't have to eat as much as we'd think because he's not like burning a lot Just stand up in some of his videos Yeah, it must be really really draining on To just stand there like on his legs upright for that long He must he must stand there for like it is a green screen. That's maybe it's all CGI rags. Maybe it's all CGI. Oh my gosh, you're right Maybe he's actually sitting and he just has a uses a green screen to bottom half the yeah So e-fab is now a harem anime pretty much. I mean it wasn't it always Changes in law man. I'm not made aware of them. I'm looking at whammin except mohler. He's a stinky white male Yeah, that's my case Also, j is your bone long because you're black. Oh my god. We have to save that. I mean, that's inappropriate But probably and I want to answer that question personally, I think um Will you guys have it attracted to a cartoon character hentai counts? Hmm I'm gonna go ahead and guess nose there. Yeah Absolutely from the lawn What do you think that's from the lawn uh shang? Oh, yeah, I'm sure I've been attracted to mini cartoon characters No doubt about it No doubt about it I'm trying to think of uh, who would be applicable um Let's see um Cartoon characters Thinkin thinkin thinkin. I'm trying to go through. Um Like like like who's the hottest disney princess? Well, that depends on your type Well, you know I Well, how about to you To me Are you a are you one of the lesbonyos? I am not All right, well pretend you were identify as one for the question Um, the one that I think is the prettiest is uh, I didn't know like the hottest Pocahontas Pocahontas that is a good answer. That was one of the ones I was really considering pocahontas is definitely up there um Oh, yeah, we had the debate about the hex girls on e-fat. So we have thorn. Yeah Uh, if I could james more suggested marge for me Marge In fitness when she puts her hair down. She she looks way less like a grandma um Yeah, I'm thinking pocahontas or uh, this is like a disney princesses List we've got jasmine. She's a looker Uh Uh disney princesses Is a really I guess melan pocahontas and jasmine That's right. I chose none of the I don't know man. There's just some Oh my goodness, I like uh someone said in chat. Yeah, nala's a disney princess. Yeah, she's a go-getter Um, wait, you're just a picture they had for snow white No, batman's never done it for me. Uh, never. Well, okay, then what about like poison ivy or cat woman from the anime? Oh Uh chell from the road to eldorado. I would fuck the shit out of chell. Oh my god Jesus christ Chell from the road to eldorado man. She was thick. She is showing off the goods She oh she you had free spirit. Oh man Do you remember that one scene where? The leo pops up and her head pops up, but it's she's too far down to be kissing him Yeah, yeah, I think they actually had an edited like a different version of that that was less Suggestive that she was just fucking blowing them Uh Uh, yeah, I do I do know what you're talking about Uh chell is definitely up there. Um, let's see. Uh, molly. You haven't answered yet I I mean you have to take part in the discussion. People will think you're lying They'll think less of you if you lie by being quiet. I don't care what they think I'm actually just trying to think of if any you're applicable I don't think I've really ever been that attracted to two cartoon characters I don't mind actually trying to rate hotness though. Obviously a lie. Obviously a lie. Uh, oh no I'm trying to think of uh Let's see, um Beast of course from beauty and the beast. I mean come on Let's see Who? Gaston Gaston no gaston is he's got like that really huge chin And he's just so full of himself and He's I know but we're not talking about the personality. We're talking about how hot they are that's part of it No, no, no, that's part of it man. That's part of it. That is absolutely part of it, huh? Just don't let them talk. I can't you can't not let gaston talk How are you gonna be like gaston don't say anything. It's like it. You just kiss him and have sex with you um Let's see Oh people are saying Jessica rabbit Jessica rabbit. Yeah. Yeah Uh, I guess made maryon would be up there too if we're going down that route I guess we already did it with beat. Yeah. Hell. Yeah. She's a fox, right? Um, oh asmorelda from uh, hunchback of noterdom all right Absolutely Um someone said captain marvel. I don't know about that. I don't know about that um Well like the cartoon vision or they actually were trying to just The normal one Of who captain marvel like well No, because we're talking cartoons Yeah, I don't even know if she's sort of a cartoon character even as live action. She acts like a cartoon character Oh, they're saying meg Meg no No, not meg. She's a fucking twig Oh, I know king triton I like king triton. You think so. Yeah Have you seen him Yes, I have seen king triton. I've seen the movie but his bottom house of fish. So it's Well, I mean he can turn himself into a human, but oh my god. He yoked I don't think so. I don't know. I would I'd oh Coco him. Oh my god Fuck it. Yeah, absolutely. Coco him is up there, man Who? Coco him from pocahontas. Oh, yeah Oh, coco him He's fucking rip. Oh, who's the um Uh, who's lilo's sister? Nani, what's your name? What? Nani. Nani. Yeah, fuck nani's brains out Uh, let's see. Um Uh, anesthesia looks pretty uh, he's he's good-looking Oh anesthesia. I remember here. That's not disney, right? Or is it? No, that's not disney Yeah, it's yeah, it's not it's not disney, but still we just doing cartoon characters. So she fits the bill No, I just wanted to clarify. She's not disney. Yeah. I mean we were talking about fucking Sipsons earlier. I don't still strictly disney um, what about, um What about, uh, what's what's the night in? I know zuko No, I like zuko It's not biased Uh, what about who's who's the night in? Uh, a hunchback of Notre Dame Uh, fevis fevis he's super hot And a lot of that's dad kind of uh, yeah, he's pretty good little little older, but yeah, he's up there Looking pretty good. I'm not a fan of blondes. I prefer the like darker features Uh, that's yeah, that's Aladdin's dad isn't blonde He's got a little streaky gray He's got a little experience, you know in there, you know Um Let's see Molly you've yet to answer this yeah moller get what the fuck I already did answer you didn't accept my answer You called me a liar. What do you want to do? I just don't I don't I just don't find the cop cartoon characters that attractive I'm sorry Maybe I'm broken inside. Um, who's the who's the the police because I haven't seen zootopia, right? But you've got the the stripper tigers from zootopia Hell yeah um, what else we got Uh Starting to draw a blank here cartoon characters There's probably all kinds I'm just not thinking about but it's hard to Sort it out So I'm saying Lola bunny from space jam way we've been over that princess marita. No no Um What's that one movie where Brad Pitt is the voice of like the pirate dude? Oh sinbad Yeah, yeah, I remember sinbad. I like that move Uh, let's see we got Gadget hack wrench. Who's that? Oh, yeah, of course absolutely gadget hack wrench undeniably absolutely Is that um someone said elastigirl good answer elastigirl Very very good. Someone also said timmy turner's mom another solid choice Uh, elizabeth from bioshock infinite Wait, why is she in a is it a personality? I just I get it Oh, uh, someone said elinor from wizards and I think yeah, she's a bit. Yeah, I absolutely fuck her Absolutely. She's thick The night this that's the 1977 Ralph back. She movie, right? So, yeah, absolutely elinor. Um Let's see. What do we got here? No one mentioned cheetah Someone said raven. I don't I don't do raven. I don't like the emo. I don't like rooting emo kind of thing. I just Someone said gay fin Gay who what yeah gay fin so So it's talking about totally spies. I don't know the right team yet. That's the thing April o'neill I know that name Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Oh the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yeah, she's good looking um So I mean we could I don't know how long you want to keep this going. I think I feel like I I feel like I've contributed Enough to this crystal from starfox's adventure. Absolutely Undeniably crystal is on that list um How could you forget I didn't forget cinderella. I just don't really I don't know she's I just know it's it doesn't do it for me I don't know if video game characters count or else. I would agree that universe is definitely up there So is it sandy from spongebob? Handsome squidward Well, that's fair Obviously handsome squidward. I mean it's in the name So rags No, I didn't mean zuko. No, no This one this this question did go on to choose themselves a gadget hack wrench from rescue rangers Loved at thick rodent butt She is pretty thick. Yeah um Check my discord Bayowin told me to check discord Objectively he said objectively the hottest disney character is maleficent in dragoness form There there you go. Oh, that makes sense. She's also queen. Yeah. I yeah, if she was in dragon form, absolutely No doubt there. That's good um Zero from line king too. Nah, she's not too conniving and kind of slim. I want a little bit more meat on them bones Garfield from garfield Oh, that's great, sarah bellum Uh, let's who is that? Oh, is that um, is that the chick from uh power puff girls miss sarah bellum? You never see your head? Yeah, she's uh, I I wouldn't I think herb versions are kind of Uh So they don't call me cheeks or nothing. Oh my god Um, hmm so There you go a lots of shreks in the chat obviously goes without saying Bayonet is a strong choice But we're not bayonet. Yeah, yeah, absolutely Uh, why no videos of babu chipman Babu chipman uh We've had a lot of babu chipman as of recently. I'm sure everyone appreciates the break, you know, he's uh He's special man. Yeah, it's just something about Not recommended in high doses He's uh people linked me to a video apparently he made in 2015 about how like gaming is gonna move away from pc This second someone told me to look at hogarth's mom from iron giant. So we're gonna take a look here um She's attractive But she's got that like super slender Waste I'm just gonna be on I level with you guys. I'm I actually don't like a super slender waist on a woman so Yeah There you go. Hmm. Well, he just seems weird to me There is a lot of fan art about the mom from treasure planet Oh, yeah, let's see uh a treasure planet uh jim's mom Uh Yeah, well, let me see. Um She's kind of plain, but I don't mean that a bad way. Um, uh Yeah, because we see like a younger version of her um I don't know. I'm on the fence. I'm on the fence And all the yeah, and there's not like any of the hot. Oh, oh, I mean captain Amelia is Undeniably is is above jim's mom I don't think anybody would disagree with that The cat lady Yeah She has kids in the show canonically. So I mean, she's you know, she's she's willing to put out Hmm He's really she needs someone to rig her sails Also, this ended with also hi Anna Hello Okay, I have no video editing talent, but a golden idea anyone that's watching watch this scene from the movie wolfhound Where he escapes the slave pit Imagine the dawn and the guard as captain marvel. You'll know what to do All right Uh, there may be women on this stream, but rags will always be best girl Ever since colonial marines, man Um That was such a fucked up game. Oh, yeah Uh, I ended up watching like highlights made by I think it was birds elope with the sun for the um The the colonial marines one. It's so much funny shit happened Let me actually get that into youtube because I want to watch it after To me. I don't just fucking collapse of birds elope with the sun um e-fap gaming Uh That's that's that's the alien. Let me do you aliens Yeah, I'd have to look for it and find it. Um New e-fap is a healing salve to my dark souls also high rags Hello Flamenco and gator are greater than rags and mohler, right? They don't know what flamenco and gator are flamenco and gator Mm-hmm. I don't know what anyone and don't worry Chat, I said she'll from eldorado. She's like fucking top tier. She's like s double s plus tier Carmen san diego. Yeah, you can't fucking find her. That's the thing george armand provided dnd a scant outline of the most significant events in the re Maining a song of ice and fire books along with the bare bones of the ending Which is why if he ends up going the same ending direction I imagine it'll be much much more developed and justified You'd have to because he already knows how much people hate it. There's no way he's going to do And expect anything different. Yeah, you wouldn't do the exact same thing for sure There will be differences and those differences will be fascinating Um an e-fap with my three favored waman sign me up Yeah Found of the show, but anglos should finish whales off They do I'll just I'll just have to join anglos. I suppose Wags, did you manage from the magic school bus? Yeah Wags, did you manage to view that ted talk video? Which one don't know Then no I don't believe I did I haven't watched the ted talking a while. We're talking about the No, I I don't think I did Uh, the problem is that dnd translated it in the laziest most rushed clumsily written and poorly constructed way imaginable Yeah, they kind of did Hashtag Jenny Nicholson hates filipinos I I don't know That comes from Hello all my ewoks can't wait to see the arguments the white knights of jenny will make against this episode and I'll laugh maniacally at them I don't know. Like I said, I think they'll leave us alone this time because they wanted wouldn't want to make the mistake Uh But who knows Um big shout out to jay fucking longbone. She did great on that stream covering Ralph the movie maker He's that's uh I suppose I can keep that for you and yes Very much so hello all my railos also hello wags Hello and hello Aiden is always a treat to listen to smiley face Uh big big red two electric boyfriend boogaloo What's um, yeah, I don't know that one but it should do well sales wise mark is the spank engine Hi rags Hello, my dog is currently watching me as I poop with the door open made me think of you Oh, well, I'm that's really sweet that you let me know that and Say he's he's a he is a more Bold doggo than I Um, I'm ray ray slan ferre pull gwin Gil goghery Who you da fucking drop willy ante silly gogogo? I'm not going to be able to pronounce that properly. I need an actual like Full on welsh person to teach me that one. This is say it till you get it right bougely I cannot do this Aussie salute rags Ah salute Fuck mary kill aiden and a jay longbone. Oh my god Kill uh jay longbone her racism must be put to an end. She is uh her hate speech has to be stopped um Mary you don't have to answer this rags mary moller Uh, I guess I echo those answers except I would replace moll with rags simple. Yay, we did it You ought to kill that racism answer for episode 69 Uh, can we kick jay from the chat asking for a friend? Um I'll have to do a vote I suppose Molesley I just started buffy spikes intro 10 out of 10. Yeah, that's great. He's amazing. He's like one of the best characters ever Uh, what do you guys thoughts on joker getting 11 nominations and twitter losing its shit? Oh, it's entertaining as hell. It's so funny. I mean joker deserves it Yeah, like To know if if we're gonna if we're gonna run for a second with the idea that the osuka means it goes to the person that did the Best job Or the the piece of media that did the best job in that category I don't know that joker is supposed to win in every category because I haven't fucking seen the other films yet But the way I see the oscars is a bit of recognition for a piece of work. That's good So i'm happy if it gets an osuka I don't even mind if it doesn't get one in a specific category I think it should have just the fact that it gets one means that people are more aware of joker That's fine with me But um It looks like the selection this year is a bunch of movies that people do think are good Everyone keeps picking on joker instead of anything else. So If that's the looked at the nominations yet If joker is the bad one out of that selection Then I think we're looking good this year in terms of you know movies getting their fair dues, I guess But there are a couple that have been snubbed as people say, um Well, I'm trying to think of what other movies came out this year that or last year that were good Did lighthouse get any nominations because I know a lot of people felt that movie was very good I am I'm not sure but yeah, uh, I don't really have much stock in the oscars beyond the fact that they will have people take You know a film a little bit more seriously in terms of like, oh my god, that might actually be good but I think Joker will win at least one osuka and that will piss off everybody on twitter and it'll be funny Yeah, but now we know that if you piss off twitter, you've basically done something good. Yeah Hello, all my ewoks. I'm so thankful for the opportunity to look at all my favorite whammin, especially wags Thanks all you beautiful massives for the many days of great content Her always loves to be told she's pretty Yeah, I'm glad you're enjoying it Uh, do not fear the long embrace it begittius baggins. Yeah Yeah, man, that's the way to live EFAP while at work Molesley no anyways high future me also high ladies and that includes rags and show Jay long bone steamboat if you haven't already Did we show her that I can't remember If we do show we should probably have it be live because her reaction would be priceless I imagine Steamboat was uh something else Steamboat Free Hong Kong Isle of Man number one It's no way Uh, hi rags. I really enjoy listening to audiobooks and I think that your voice would be very good for a reader Maybe give it a shot and stream or your channel even if it's more of the pipeman's porn Even if it's more of the pipeman's porn Um Yeah, I've been told that before wouldn't be against the idea. I mean if somebody said hey, we'll narrate this audiobook Let's give it a shot You guys should both do it You should narrate each other's lives That wouldn't be awkward narrate the same thing at the same time, but out of sync just to confuse the shed of everybody Uh Yeah Hello mauler. I noticed a small mistake in your tros rage. You said that ghouls didn't have guns But one of them is shown to have a rifle in shot However, all they did was bash him. So who cares? Uh ghouls Like in fallout I mean the only thing I could think they're referring to would be the knights of ren Ghouls don't have guns and yeah, I mean they may have a rifle or whatever, but they don't seem to use any projectiles. So um Yeah, at that point it's a club Use the rifle as a club Um oy bloods also always remember love me women looking love me star wars takes love me 86 Simple as three cheers for steamboat praise the dawn high wags hello Trumped arrangement syndrome is real Yes, it is Battle star galactica is greater than star trek and star wars At this point Maybe yeah, maybe Now because yeah, the two have been lowered. So I I heard the show was good My parents used to watch it, but I never got into it, but I base it was good I like the original battle star galactic and not the remake But I only got through like the first 10 minutes of the remake And it was just it was very off-putting so I stopped watching it. Oh Uh, could you have for efab 500 alex jones debate ben Shapiro with tonal does the judge Hmm. Oh my god. I'll be godlike Because I actually think that tonal would agree to that if that was the setup Oh, absolutely We'd be like we'll we'll we'll promote your channel We think you're a really good moderator because you're very interested in you know people reaching understandings and You've been great. It was all about understanding. Yeah, I feel like I think that's why we feel such a personal connection to tonal even though we've never met him because We don't know tonal, but tonal helps us to know ourselves Exactly Yay, aiden has returned also. Hi rags Hey Hi rags Hello, hello wags Hello Konichiwa lagusan Uh, konichiwa lagusan Bonjour noragu Ah, bonjour I'm just his h rag. I don't know which which one they're going for there. Oh H and then hi doggy Hello, you're my favorite customer I just hesitate Uh tross unbridled rage is objectively better than the actual movie also high wags Hello Um, I mean, hopefully it's more consistent. Uh, that would be a that seems like it would be an easy thing to achieve compared to that movie Uh, I hope you'll reconcile with jenny. Everyone can change remember that jay was evil It was a high from belgium Um, yeah, I hope she puts out strong videos in future here. Um The two we've watched on e-fab went very good. That's that's that's all Uh, check out jay ishiro finney and cat rocha for based comic reviews Uh, ds9 is the best track kirk is the best captain Yeah No ds9 is not the best track Uh, but kirk I would say certain situations kirk is better than other captains, but um I'm just biased because I watched the original series first before I watched the next gen so It it's very much up in the air on whether I prefer picard or kirk But it's probably going to be kirk But that's just my own personal bias But no nowhere near as ds9 is going to get it once Uh, dr calisi rey neary's skywalker palpatine who? I mean Yeah, she she could have chosen any name who had been pretty funny. She crossed over into saying something like that though rey neary's Um an e-fab on my birthday. Yay Apparently it was jay longbone's birthday as well Uh, big seiza was stabbed to death. Oh that explains little seiza That's yeah Uh, boston's boston's pizza best pizza in hawaii for 24 years Tim pool has acknowledged diabetes by name so legally you must summon him to an e-fab love everything you do more Let's keep it up. Also high rags Hello, or this actually says scar here Ska here guy I am down for having tim on e-fab. Absolutely. Also, is he actually referred to him as diabetes? Oh, that's hilarious if true If if if tim is getting down with the e-fab memeage then Nice Uh local pizzeria very seriously told me you know only us I don't want to make of that You know only us Whenever you need pizza, you know Only us Uh hey moola does force healing have limits we see ray regen kylo's insides And bring her soul back so by extension sheave can regen from a single cell hashtag creamy sheave lived Yeah, you just need someone strong in the force to just touch one of his cells and bring him back Yeah, just to have someone with the force just give him a little little jump start and Yeah, I take 30 years, but he'll be back What's 30 years? Also really fucks up a lot in the past, but that's how you describe basically every sequel movie anyway Um, hi moola. I was wondering where calling the force the gay came from Uh gay people so I thought it was hilarious that That luke could sense that kylo Was gay That's why he was like I could have fucking kill you Um, and then I realized as well The way you just replace the force with the gay in certain contexts. It makes the sense is really funny because um Oftentimes just doesn't make sense, but it's it's it's amusing to say the least that you'd you'd you'd like that Is the actual thing that's happening like This force is considered is labeled the gay and then is the dark gay and the light gay Um, it's it's just it doesn't make a lot of sense. It's just supposed to be amusing. That's all Yeah, there's missionary and there's bondage and all the other dark stuff. It's just it's a rabbit hole, you know Also, I'm glad I made it into the looking at women episode don't bless Don't bless you Don't bless How do you feel about lord of the rings using a software called massive? I Hope they use it right, you know, because that's that's a patent that we will hit copyright for if if they use it wrong Yeah Also, I don't want to have to but Yes, don't force us. Also hi aiden rags longbone ana and more long man. Hello I love you all heart. No The hall I'll see you guys after we can't wait to look at these women might as well ask a question with this too favorite video game stories everyone Um, so you got we got a shit ton. We can really choose from there Uh soma. Yeah soma's up there. Um, so I'm a really like bio shocks Yeah, bio shock ones is really good Dude, this is fine Um, let's see I Like mass effects overall kind of minus aspects of the ending um What other good video game stories come to mind Yeah, this is one of those it's annoying it's going blank in my head because it shouldn't be there's like a million examples and I'm like, hmm Uh, halo is one of the best, uh, one of the best, uh stories ever done I don't know what the fuck they're dealing with halo four and five though, but the original halos Fucking fantastic stories um Trying to think I really like hellblade Fallout new vegas had a good story Um, oh which of three would probably be one that a lot of people would choose Yeah tetris, of course I oh dead space. I really like dead space story. Yeah, I can I'd agree with that Thinkin thinkin thinkin Uh, somebody has to ask his creeds had good stories It's one of battlefront two the real one because they need the uh 501 storyline Yeah, probably it's good shit. I like a lot of those missions. They're cool Of course aliens colonial marines. I mean it's just absolute top tier I'm not able that Uh, I like divinity original send to storyline. I thought that was pretty nifty. I like that. I like that one um Let's see, um Silly as it is, uh, oh, uh, I like echo's story They're complicated, but I like echo's story Uh into the gungeon has a nifty little story. It's kind of You know silly and goofy, but it's kind of nifty. Um, let's see I like, uh, amnesia the dark descent and has a good story. I like black ops story Yeah, black ops had a good story Man of madame. Fuck that game. The story was terrible Um Mindsweeper I like I liked praise story pray at a good story Uh Stories really good stories video games I don't know I I I don't know after that. Um, I mean, that's probably a good selection, right? Yeah, I think that's a pretty darn good list there and I don't know if any more are going to uh I don't know if any more are gonna pop up Uh Yeah, uh, if I were to make the best fan art you could imagine for eFap, what would it be? I don't know, um It's it's weird because all of what you consider to be the best ones are all very different like it depends on what you're going for really um, I love the splash page from uh Sid Nicholson made that one right Big one. Yeah, I think so, but there's a lot of uh, like all the ones we've we've showcased over this Year and a half There's really no, uh, no specifics in terms of what we would it's I kind of like the idea that you just as a fan You think of what you'd like to sort of envision as a piece of fan art. Anyway, like based on just the elements you like from the show because There's no wrong answers with eFap, uh, fan art as far as well. There's probably some wrong answers. I don't know Mm-hmm Um If not, thanks for the lulls also also unbridled rage on game of thrones videos six through eight Uh, there's no there's only episode six left. That's the only one I haven't done and um, I do want to do it But I've got a lot of other things to do first Um, so it'll just be something that I eventually come back to uh with a fresh mind and I'll probably Make quite the long video on it as a sort of goodbye to me and gamer thrones. Maybe but yeah for now, uh, it's not in production Uh, more as a fan as you're a fan of martin mcdonough. What do you think of three billboards? Uh, I adore in bruge And then I think I like seven psychopaths even more I'm gonna make rags. See those soon because I love them both I thought three billboards was okay I um, I didn't like it as much as the other two by far And I probably it probably didn't help that I sort of The first two are extremely good in terms of like comic value as well as like having a dramatic undertone While the third one I wasn't anywhere near as entertained on either level. So it's complicated, but um Didn't like three billboards as much as those two um A star destroyer has enough janitors to make it likely to just run into one of them at any given mission I think they got plenty of sailors on board I mean, what was the numbers earlier? So did like Thousands of thousands of thousands to appear each one. So she's like, uh, was it was it 30,000 something like that? Uh for the start of strier. Yeah 30,000 Random question. I don't know if this has been asked before but what is everyone's favorite chocolate candy bar? Say that one more time. What is everyone's favorite chocolate candy bar? um I'm a big fan of I like twix bars I I like snickers. Snickers are a fine. I guess I like twix more though. I don't really I don't really do candy though. Um Um, I like paydays. I really like paydays the peanut ones I like topics And I also like the ones you mentioned as well. Yeah, they're like, uh They got uh, there's nuts in them as well as Caramel I think is probably how we describe caramel But um, yeah, you know, there's a lot of work, uh favorites, uh Sometimes hard to pick. What about you Anna? What's your favorite chocolate bar? All right, then Just saw a video that analyzed the best lightsaber fight in the star skywalker saga Anakin versus Kenobi cool Darth Vader versus luke on cloud city definitely supremacy throne fight really well It's very flashy. No one's gonna deny that right? Very flashy Very flashy. They'll fool you. They'll dazzle you with bullshit Uh rags saying oh my goodness for months and hearing it in the rise of skywalker rage said by mules lee Is simply is a simple thing that makes me happy. Thanks long man. Hi rags Hello. Yes, it's uh Definitely influential Uh, you guys see the colin trevorrow leaked script not yet No, I haven't yet, uh jay long bone linked it to us there, but we're we've been e-fap and so Belch we gotta give it a look. I'm interested in it though. I'm assuming anna. You're not actually here, right? Or are you? There is a question for her I shall save it Yeah, save it for when she's uh after she rises and shines imperial Uh first-class star destroyers have over 37 000 crew aboard 9200 plus officers and 28 k enlisted personnel fucking 9 000 over 9 000 officers. You need 9 000 office. You need an officer for like every three storm troopers That's kind of fucked up. Yeah I'm silly to me uh Like everything from pilots to maintenance work Because they can't just be officers and I guess I guess if it's a distinction between between officers and enlisted but still that seems like such a skewed ratio It's like one to three Star destroyers are much larger than the galaxy class because remember there has to be a trooper for every tie fighter on board On top of ground troops and pilots for the at sts and at 80s There's a lot of people on there apparently Yeah Um today's my birthday. Thank you for the gift long man. No problemo. Happy birthday Don't know if you mentioned this already, but Darth Vitiate From the old republic mmo did the exiled sith emperor empire story more justice than trust There's no way that anyone could do it worse than what the riser skywalker did So like people be like it was better the eu. I'm like it probably was Uh star wars st Plot holes explained force x mark in a Yeah, there's only so many times you can use that before even like your average movie go will be like this is kind of shit now Everything comes down to the force Um hey jar jar made the first objectively evil disney princess. So how's that for equality? We did it. Yay Uh back when the story group still cared the first orders whole thing is smaller fleet of stupid powerful ships that act as mobile Cities as well. So yeah, the supremacy was also the capital city I mean Like I said with having three million people on it like you there's got to be something going on there. That's Yeah, dude, it's just like what you're just you just make a numbers bigger. Yeah, that's all you're doing You're just making numbers bigger Um, I cried when palpatine died worst death ever rip I mean Poor guy. All he wanted to do is rule Yeah Uh, the supremacist's life support technicians secede to form the city state of atmosia They get in a fight with the merchant republic of the sewage league All right, maybe that's in the law. I don't know Um, are the only one that thinks that ana looks like yennefer from the witcher series Uh, I don't exactly know what yennefer looks like Oh, she's a hearty Oh Also, how is elita not nominated for best visual effects? Um, I don't know Yeah, I haven't checked all the nominations, but uh, yeah, I could see elita getting in there maybe Remember the oscars are just tizmy for the most part Uh, ray can basically just go into avatar state Yeah, apparently they set up remember in the beginning where she says that I can't get them to to listen to me or whatever They totally set it up. You guys just went paying attention Someone please force that long massive to watch avatar the last airbender I am going to it is on the list In a in a much more likely manner than not I'll get there um In the sequel trilogy death is just a social construct What's that noise Is her waking up maybe? Oh Oh Or it was I don't know maybe a sniffle I'm sure I'll do that You know, what's up, we're talking about your super chats I don't know. I'm sorry. I fell asleep again Uh, it tends to go in pairs There was there was a question asking what it was like to be to meet uh vik minyana Oh, he was really nice Was he too nice though? No Just the right amount of nice seems like a nice guy. He's very nice I just told him I felt bad for him and That my sister really liked his show about the dude with the mechanical arm And stuff and And then we talked about star tricks Yeah cool In the sequel trilogy. Oh wait. I said that uh man Mola sure is lucky to be surrounded by four beautiful women this podcast. Absolutely Mola, you should check out the witcher show if you have not yet. It is pretty good Also, your unbridled rage explained episode nine better than the movie did um I tried those I said my video is very concerned with Making sense because it's a very strange film like it's hard to keep track of everything And uh, yeah, I'm not against checking out the witcher show. I just haven't really got much of a reason to so far It's not very topical like not many people really talking about it. Um If they were I'd have more of a reason to probably check it out, but right now like I'm more invested in I'd be more invested in checking out the last airbender than the witcher series Um, Anna, please make Mola play Kotor. I will get around to it one day You can read the sith eternal page on the wiki to see the crafted Rationalization of all of this stuff probably old post talk though Well, yeah, how else would they do it? Um at this point if you're like a law writer for any of the disney star wars law You must get so fucking annoyed whenever a movie comes out because they just destroy everything You have to rebuild again. You're like, oh I thought we went through all of this. It's like nope now. They've changed this this this because um Is I don't think like if a book contradicted a film. I'm pretty sure people would go with the film first Because that's just where everything comes from so Yeah, must be really fucking annoying. We're likely to see the film So like all the wikipedia and wiki writers and and law writers again, they just must get so fucking annoyed every time this shit happens Um, I think I figured out I think I figured out why ben disappeared. He gave back rey's life force and the rest of his to save her Still don't like r.o.s. But does this make sense? um So that's an interesting question I guess, uh, we're dealing kind of with this the same way that we were with um That woman where it's like, oh, I guess Not two of them could be alive only one could They're sharing I'm thinking but like if if that means she was actually dead again It's just weird that she didn't disappear and that that means you can actually resurrect people at the cost of your own life in star wars, which Surely that creates problems But like the entire history of the world Because there's lots of people who would have chosen to sacrifice themselves for others or whatever, but And if this is the dawn of this new force power, this is it. This is how that happened. Fuck off Not don't don't give me that bullshit of the the power to save people's lives Was discovered by rey lo Oh Whammy's on e-fab. Yay. Love your content j long bone. Oh, hi mohler. Hello These armies are supposed to conquer and control millions of worlds militaries in the billions are minimum requirement for believability Uh, well, they didn't get that far right? Do they have billions? I know about millions of worlds Um, there's millions of worlds I assume they'll just start, you know with a selection and then move outward They conquer. I don't know I don't need to believe that they were going to conquer every cent. Well, I guess they specify any and all free worlds are getting threatened Right, so that is pretty much all of them Maybe they were just going to do portions at a time, you know, this sector then this sector that sort of thing Um, I didn't like Jedi massive order give lucas arts to rock stars At least they make great stories like r2d2 art I always do this red dead redemption 2 dot r2d2 And san Andreas all hail the toxic brood As woolly pointed out on csb knowing that palpy made snoke and magic the fleet can you prove the sith exists and wasn't just palpy Um Do you mean like That he made all of the sith previously is that like the theory there or because I assume that You know like count dooku for example was a jedi once not like he was made by palpatine or anything But um, magicking the fleet is insane Magicking that's like nuts. Yeah And snoke was supposed to be like that Snook being a test tube baby kind of explains the way he looks right? He's like this weird creature with all kind of scars all over place But I still just it's weird that you can create someone that powerful from a test tube Just So, yeah, I don't specifically know but I think that there's plenty of sith that existed separately to palpatine At least in terms of creation like he would have maybe trained them and stuff Yeah, I feel like the um Like they're definitely like what makes a sith the sith in these movies is fluctuates it's It's just being bad and jedi like is enough is it I don't know Uh, the star destroyer crews are like uruks. They just grow in the ground and they just pull them out and train them All right. Um, I mean, I think it's supposed to be a fucking joke The idea that they could just yeah, I mean everything in that field was just pulled out of the ground apparently They planted little star destroyer seeds and then they watered it and it grew into star destroyers make sense That makes sense Uh discussions like this make me laugh in 40k Um, I don't know which one that's specifying but fair enough probably talking about probably when we were talking about the scale Of the army sizes and everything. Oh, maybe yeah Yeah Happy birthday at j longbone. She would appreciate that The scholar the scholar the comedian and the spitfire nice Is that referring to us? You know, it just might be the scholar the comedian the spitfire Who do you think if those are anna aiden and j longbone? Who do you think they refer to you? Aiden's the scholar Uh, j longbones the spitfire and no j longbones the comedian and anna's the spitfire That could be it. Yeah Wait, I was under the impression that all the death star destroyers other than the one that blew up the planet We're unmanned and that's why they needed a command to go up Unmanned But we see loads of troopers, right? Yeah, we see a bunch of red Even if they were um unmanned you can still send a command just you know Whatever the the operation is to go up um You could test it out like send send like sing if this was the case because I don't think this is the case But let's just say it was you test it out with one You know like you tell it to go up and it's like I don't know which way is up. It's like just move a direction it does and then you can correct it to whichever Like c3 p.o knows which way is up How does the star destroyer not know? Because nav can't tell which way is up right? Then it's not how then how is it nav if it can't so that's like The basic job of navigations tell which way oh see I want to remind you that um, it's not They don't actually argue in the film that pride knows which way is up because there are people on his ship They argue that he knows which way is up because of his nav tower Remember when the nav tower is destroyed this tower here to tell me what yeah, like when their nav towers destroyed they're panicking They're like, oh no, and it's like but you still have eyes This is an action. This is a general Worried that he doesn't know which way is up without his tower his up tower Uh, the death star has a crew of 1.2 million and only 26,000 stormtroopers And yeah, I mean I would make more sense to me that it's a more made up of just people who are maintaining the entire thing The amount of checks and shit you'd have to do throughout all the death star to make sure it was functioning, you know And I could believe there's also a um a community on there like an actual living breathing sort of populace of some kind If the empire wanted it um I mean it's 60 kilometers long the supremacy I have been banned from our movies sickle jerk rags. Help me prove them wrong Oh, no, just Just don't worry about him man. Just move on. Let him stir in their circles, Eric Long man. There's a leaked version of colin's face draft before fischer died going around Yeah, I suppose we'll have to give it a look see I'm not exactly enticed to read an entire script of a movie That won't exist that probably isn't that great anyway because he is the guy who wrote the two drastic world films So but I suppose it'll be interesting suppose It's hard to be worse Um, I just got banned by movie sickle jerk. Can I have a mouth hug from you now? Oh Extra five dollars if you can say high rags while doing it Well, I get a mouth hug while saying high rags Yeah, yeah smooching makes it hard to be very clear Yeah, at that point it would just sound like you're saying a word while going like Someone I don't know doing the thing on your throat. Were you like make things sound all weird and stuff? I don't know. How do you say stuff while also using your lips for completely other things? That seems impossible to me Other than making like faulty sounds, but Damn they're impossible Um, remember when Patrick Willems said he could see the Star Wars saga continuing for decades to come because of tlj lull rip I'm sure right now. He would say that uh JJ killed it Um, I'm trying so hard to catch up on all e-fap started december 2019. I'm on 18. I feel so overwhelmed, but I need that law And good luck. I suppose it's gonna be a while. We've got some long ones coming up That's that's the early age of e-fap where the streams were really short, you know like four hours Nowadays it's something different nowadays. Oh, it's oh We had no idea what we were getting ourselves into No, we didn't um Finally I can play with my dangus now. Thank you long man. No problemo Uh at 118 30 in e-fap one wolf mentions throwing someone off a roof wolf predicted rah Also, who's ready for the tisms on infinite earth finale? Oh, we are We're gonna love that shit I'm ready Um that paul looks like he can't take her bs. Oh, yeah, he'd fallen over. He was upset clearly He's like look I was in the movie and you didn't even like it's like you didn't even watch it Oh, it's a jabby video zips pants back up sadly. Oh my Yeah You have the right boys You have the right to like the last Jedi all rise of skywalker Anything you say canon will be used against you in a response video You have the right to an opinion if you can't afford what what will be provided to you Uh, what some of these people need some better opinions. I'd be happy to give them some that'll Yeah, we have spear ones we can supply. It's all right. Oh, yeah, let's make some more Go in the back print out print a few more out Oh, what in tarnation is this stream doing on a tuesday? It's simply when things lined up That's how it do that is how it do They line as they like I've waited so long for you mohler to go after jenny knuckleson since you made a reference to her in your TLJ critique way back when glad you're finally getting onto it. Well, this is the second outing actually Number two. Yeah the second time we have we have been horrible abusive sexist nazi non-men non-human basically badman Seemed the only reason given in tfa for kylo's turn to the dark side was that he was the only kid in the galaxy who didn't want to go to Jedi school I mean Fuck if I know why he turns At any point in all these movies. He's just confused That's pretty much the motivation or the justification Yeah, he acts very confused. He's I guess he's he feels very it's just even it's even confusing to explain Like why does kylo go from being good and evil and you're like, um Confused really that's all I've got he doesn't know what's going on Um I sent a super chat during your stream the other day and I missed the answer in brief ds2 apologists and ashen hollow's apology video um Yeah, like I said earlier that we we checked it out on metal stream. You can find that in his like backlog It's just one of the recent ones It's about I think it's after we or is either just before or just after we played pommel party, but we watched his video It's just we weren't very impressed. He makes very poor arguments. Um I gotta hand it to you long man. You got a lot on your plate this year first the r.o.s Rage then game of thrones viz left then your steamboat praise you promised Yes, I shall be praying steamboat and unbridled praise Looking forward to watching this tomorrow at work. Yeah, hope it can entertain Jeb's pork versus quintan sex doll who wins I mean the sex doll is pretty heavy. So if it's sentient and it can move it's probably gonna pack a punch But the pool could probably take quite a bit of damage being all floofy Yeah, it probably is just you couldn't punch it to death It would just keep bouncing around. I'm starting to think like maybe it's down to the environment Like which one could push the other one over something Yeah, they fight it. We're fighting over a pit of lava. Maybe yeah in mustafar Yeah, which one has a high ground or a story begins Oh, that is tough But you know, I see quintan sex doll being pretty like stiff in terms of movement while jeb's pork does have a jeb bush inside it operating so Jeb's got the skills. He's like a like kaiju Yeah driver. I think I'm gonna throw my voting with jeb I think I will too. There you go Uh, how about razor fist arch wall hammer nick hodges from history buffs? Or besides that uh that that sex dolls probably used to take in a pounding. Yes Or red from overly sarcastic productions for efab guests. Well, we're going to have arch wall hammer on I have I have no idea if nick hodges would be up for coming on but that would be cool I don't know who read from overly sarcastic productions is and as for razor fists I'm not against it. Um, I've heard people say that we should cover movie bob if we have him on which We're not against that Yeah, that sounds like a fine idea Um, if you were god over your own planet What would your chosen people slash sapient creatures be? If you decided to design them and what else would you do with the planet? Well, I wouldn't have um I'm not sure it's kind of like little is yeah, that's a really tough question But I know cancer Stuff like that Not a good climate knock out all of the really horrible shit probably Yeah, we'll take out all that horrible bad stuff Um, make a really good design for something that's structured well that isn't vulnerable to a lot of different diseases Doesn't have a lot of design flaws Uh to reduce, you know, really strong bones and healthy muscles To be honest, I might only just have animals just because I know that if I have humans, it's going to get really complicated really fast Like just animals doing their thing. Maybe focus on landscapes. Just like almost like you're drawing but Yeah Maybe let's not do the whole humans thing because that can go wrong in loads of ways Just a dog planet Yeah The only way to save star wars at this point is with kianoo reven or revan. Sorry, uh Change my mind I mean, I'd be on board I have a feeling that's gonna that's what's gonna happen with star wars It's gonna get like so awful that they eventually just give this like news, you know, like how joker is to the dc universe We just have this film come out of nowhere in the star wars universe That's like really good and it was like a director writer and like a really good actor plays this singular character And it's just they're making their way in in the world of the star wars universe And we're like, oh shit. That's actually really good. And then they go, let's make 10 sequels. You're like, oh, no no stop So, um You know, we'll see what happens Ah another efap that I will have to catch up on unless you're still going. Good luck long man and co. We'll see you soonish See you Kylo's lame. He's just hot Well, I mean if he does it for you, I guess Yeah, I guess if that's if that that's good enough. All right 69 nice also high wags Hello Mad lags kicking the jab bear again at least this time you brought the right boots Can't wait to catch up on this one. Aiden. Love your content. Hi j kick rags Never never Damn it long man. I was supposed to be on this weekend. I'm working right now. So I'll have to sit this one out Have my paycheck also high mubishly raggles aneth jake longbone and maiden love much love Yeah, it was it was intended to be the weekend, but um, it's all right. We shall have efap content coming out regardless in fact, I have to kind of speed it up a little bit in terms of like I have to bring out the two episodes of infinite crisis and then Obviously the next two are coming straight after so I'm not sure how we'll get them out probably weekly to a degree. It's not like a huge thing Um that we're on time. It's just gonna we're gonna get into a back into a natural flow once the bat woman episode started up again exciting times Aiden has researched bitches also high rags Hmm Say what? Said also high rags. Oh, hello Imagine if instead of the han scene kyla remembers what he did to han solo and as a panicky crisis of conscience and vows to redeem himself Some would argue that that's what happened probably but uh But it's him telling himself that so it's weird. It's weird And yeah, I'm surprised they showed restraint. I would have thought you know what they would be like Fuck it force ghost han whatever Because I mean they break everything else so It's weird because it's like we have force ghosts And now we have these guys. Is that a force power you could do now for other people to make them hallucinate others You have to be dead to have them hallucinate them Yeah, I don't know Just saying 1.7 billion is not that much for a galaxy level conflict plus the droids can be built any place clones would have been fucked From what I remember It does imply in a lot of the battles that the clones like the average clone can defeat many droids Before being defeated themselves like the ratio seems to be in favor of clones um, but not like in every case like destroyers or We get what the names are but those droids that have like the weird Staffs that have electric on them. They're probably pretty tough to beat. Maybe I don't I I forget what they're called Like bodyguard droids or something warrior. I forget Um, but yeah, like you could just shoot them. This is why the separatists were such a threat though Like you'd think it would have been pretty easy to crush them. Maybe but it's like well the droids. There's just so many of them um Yeah, no, uh, I guess the galaxy level conflict was still only over a a selection of Planets that they had like jurisdiction and they were just defending the republic planets as far as I know Also, jar jar is an objectively flawless character Through no pause at all. I agree Uh, kylo is self-partnered so he can forgive himself. I know that meme Ifap is misogynistic here, we criticize jenny but have multiple women on happy no internalized misogyny long man bad also high rags Hello Mola, please look up live Liberian country flags on google images the country of loafer is my favorite Liberian country flags loafer county Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness Oh my goodness Well, the one with the hand the pole. What is that? Oh my god Here you loafer flag No, that is here. That is hideous. Some people say there are no wrong answers for flags People are wrong What is it symbolize? That one with the hand man It's a shitty hand too. It's not even like like it like it would be on a bank note or something It's just like a shitty paint hand I like how the probably the the most normal looking one is just the green cross. It's like, yeah, okay That's fine I've been a big fan of efap and wanted to give a little back I recently got into video editing and writing because of you guys Thank you, and uh, that's good to hear whenever you're doing anything that's extensively Boring in terms of like visual editing or whatever we will we will happily be in the background talking about Editing writing all of the stuff. So it'll it'll dovetail quite nicely. Ah, there's a there's a carpentry term. How about that? Dovetail crafts Rags how much money do I have to make before I'll start attracting gold diggers 70k apparently isn't enough I was promised gold diggers. God damn it. I'm starting to fear. I may have been lied to Uh, maybe just don't dress like you make that kind of money. Maybe you're an attitude as well. Yeah Yeah, maybe you need to be hoity-toity and maybe you need to dress all Nice and your finest raiments And drive a nice car Golden bathroom people aren't just going to see you and no Um efap 69 nice Jeb Nichols, Aiden, Jay Longbone that Star Wars girl. It's ladies night and nobody told me What's up my Ewoks ever thought about bringing in someone that is hardcore into Star Wars lore somebody like Thor Skywalker Eckhart's ladder or meta meta nerds We certainly could yeah not against it Anyone yeah, I don't know what's wrong with me. I just keep shitting Aiden that reminds me of a study But there's probably a study about that study on shitting I would think someone made a study just explosive diarrhea statistics. Oh god When you dunkle tunts gonna talk about knives out. Also, I'm sorry Greta Geerwig didn't get nominated for best director also high rags or Hello Um, yeah, we should probably see little women I guess so we can know how good that film is I've heard it's really good As for knives out, uh, I believe it's out now possibly on blu-ray. We're planning on recording a efap movies with critical drinker So uh, and that could be an interesting one because I've heard from a lot of people that it's actually good So how about that? He didn't have he didn't have any previously Fuck up. Yeah, yeah He couldn't fuck up knives out. It's lore Uh stream going down means I get to stop being lazy. Thanks gem tube Uh, what do you think about barbu frick turning to the dark side in episode 10 after the destruction of his planet? I would like to see darth frick I think that's the only logical that's the only logical thing to do That's uh, hopefully that is what they commit to doing. There would be cowardly not to do it So, uh, yeah, this one just says the tism speaks Ah the tism speaks And this says that was the length of a typical podcast for once. Oh, yeah So when we got cut off That was the size of what would be considered a normal podcast our uh introduction and then cut is that just Is that just a super chat we're up to? Apparently just a point where oh my goodness Um, it's alive. Yes. The stream came back. Hi rags. Great job on having a black woman and two normal women great diversity Thanks, it was tough, but I need your help. My gf is a relo fan and wants to have the jabby giant porgs. What should I do? The jabby giant porgs So Wait, what's the question? Well, the the their girlfriend is interested in relo as a whole and Interested in the giant porgs as dolls. I suppose Ah, you might want to pull a luke skywalker here Yeah, you don't need to finish the job just uh just Give her give her some to some scary to wake up to in the middle of the night, you know It'll put her off to lj. She'll be like, oh my god. I associate this with porgs now. No Um Red pill youtuber uses token women to hide his red pill misogyny. Yeah Yeah Was sargon here god damn it car. He might have been in chat and that's what killed the stream You don't know because you know, this stream has gone now for five and a half hours. So Apparently The problem isn't you know, it's weird to tell exactly what's what's wrong on youtube's end Question for everyone. I'm raising a chow in sonic adventure 2. What should I name it? Hmm I mean is rags taken That's a possibility. Um I don't know. I don't know something sonic related something. That's about like being fast What about what about, uh, I don't know. I'll be frank. What about What about uh, what about shoes? Shoes shoes I can say it's original name them shoes Because sonic has big shoes And now I don't know Name them shoes shoes. There you go. Also. I'm trying to catch up on e-fap so far. I'm on e-fap 45 Wow, you're you're you're doing it. Yeah, we got a couple people trying on the on the catch-up train On the marathon. Will they catch up? Will they beat us? I don't know Famous last words. He's fucking dead mohler e-fap 2020 Fucking dead fucking dead Toss a coin to your long man. Oh podcaster plenty lol 69 also hello there Hello there I miss revan slash bane when the dark side made sense Well, it's not just the dark side is it? It's just everything. It's just the force. It's just nonsense Um great panel both manly and mammary Very nice. Hi wags Hello Just got witcher three in red dead redemption two. Which should I play first happy 69 crotch lickers? Someone said do you just look down and say the first thing you saw rags is like I don't wear shoes Why would why would I have shoes here? I'm I'm up on my chair when I wearing shoes So red dead redemption two or witcher three which should be played first The witcher three eggs has spoken e-fap 69 nice Why is it an end game? They don't travel two weeks in time to when they found pharma Thanos just before I use the stones to destroy the stones just overpower him with two groups of avengers re Oh Shit Oh fuck I didn't even think of that I used yeah, because they know exactly when he did it too because they detected it Yeah, they know when he did it and they know they can just cut his arm off I love how that cancels out the whole movie again. There's loads of ways this movie gets cancelled out But yeah Them mollus chest is nice, but she's no j long bone Them mollus chest is nice. Oh, right from the from the from the art. I remember I wish we reproduced like octopi men would fill one of their body parts with cum Sever it and then leave it out in public for a random woman to discover should a woman eat it She'd get impregnated Is that what they do Uh, that'll be uh interesting with the littering laws. Hmm They fly now They fly now those are two separate superchats from two separate people nice lineup guys. Wow. That's pretty Uh, my friend Carlos does not like mohler because mohler is a long man mohler. Carlos will be watching. Please yell at him Carlos it's okay not to like someone because they're a long man. It's okay if you've got bad taste, but we can fix that We can repair you better. We can fix you We have good doctors and we have good critique. We're as objective as they come Believe Oh boy one of jenny's videos guesses another barrage of you just hate wammons incoming. Oh, yes I mean, we're still reading out superchats. We go to you know, we've got another five six Yes, six hours and three minutes before the cap so Oh my god, you know, if we actually hit that then it'll be like 12 hours talking about jenny. Oh my god Uh tfa critique part one six 35 to 651 amnesia visisoma part seven 13 56 to 14 16 long man destroyed by facts and logic Um, I I think we were I was gonna read this one out. It's uh, it's been sent before. Um, but I think it's me Saying like to to to not describe something simply as either funnel boring and then in one of my videos I described something as funnel boring um the uh It's not the only point I make I think but yeah, I you'll find typically speaking unless I'm referring to like a bunch of people reporting the feeling or something Or specifically how I felt about something that I'm probably not going to use the words funnel boring as arguments against or for something now Um, I was talking to rags about this the idea would be that if I was to try and argue If I had an instinct an instinct to to argue something's boring I'll be like why is it boring and I go oh well because it's the same thing. I've seen over and over again I'll be like oh, so it's repetitive It's the it's the same thing you've seen several times You don't need to say it's boring at that point most people could probably tell that that would have that effect Or monotonous that sort of thing and then when it comes to fun There's there's a lot of ways you can argue why something would be entertaining to you the Logically satisfying is one of the ones that most people don't seem to care for these days of the video essay crowd Like what did you just rise there like those two are like antithetical like things making sense and things being emotionally satisfying it's like Yeah, it's like it didn't make sense My brain there's a thing my brain notices that it doesn't I notice that it's bullshit. It's all bullshit I noticed I know like I notice when you cheap out When you take the lazy route Like what we noticed that And then it makes us go oh That could have been good coulda woulda shoulda How goes movie bob.com Like I said, I I think we talked about this on a different e-fab, but if not the money I just sent it over to uh kiba kins instead because the amount of time it'll take to secure uh movie bob.com and then the sort of realization that We'll be spending a decent chunk of money for a meme Instead of just giving it to a person that is running a site. That's like really really good It's it's too close the fact that it's websites. I just like oh, I just I I rather just give it over, but um, it's funny nonetheless Uh, who whoever owns it right now? What are they doing with it? Because it nothing it's for sale the domain name movie bob.com is for sale uh dan fasten easy domain transfers Taking care of that you can make an offer offers begin At five hundred dollars So if you want to buy a movie bob.com make an offer minimum Minimum offer is 500. I just went on it. You could go down on the offer of domain and it could go into negatives Like I offer negative five hundred dollars Oh, let me do that too Here I'll do them better. I'll do five hundred fifty negative five hundred Imagine they see that they're like, oh five fifty sweet. They agree that they go wait What hey finally I could pay somebody to take this fucking website off my hands Then it actually says like legally they have to pay us then they're like off like ha ha Cut your deal. I won't sue you if you just give it to me for free um Also a good fix for strange Strangers one way plan would be to have a line for him explaining He wanted a reality where the stones were destroyed and the only way that would happen is if Thanos won Um Why would that be the case they could easily The like sacrifice somebody instead of getting loads of people killed Yeah, it's half the universe Until that point the stones weren't really doing that much Uh And yeah, um, I guess this is only a potential fix like it's not in the in the film, but if it were Uh, I would still take issue with that. I'd be like a lot of people died As a result of letting Thanos get those stones and I know that they bring back all people who were dusted But i'm talking about more than just those people yep Uh trailer voice from the makers of three men and a baby a good doggo A skull on wheels a suspicious amount of women and my main ewok directed by j Oh, you didn't come up with a name. I was expecting a name Oh Maybe someone else could make a name for it later. I'd watch that show That's cosby and hitler Hashtag 69 maiden Damn youtube and your sexisms. How dare you not let us look at women raw get the roof also high rags Hello Free women. This is some good good rat Indeed Um Anna are you here currently? This one says I'm waiting for a fan story set before the eu prequel. Where should I go for history of that time period? Hmm rags. Do you agree with that? Say what? No, it doesn't matter one more time. No, it's not it doesn't it doesn't really matter. It's not actually anything ah Very well Nicholson is pseudo intellectual moron Oh about jenny, right? Yeah 69 part two the waman returns 69 so nice we had to do it twice uh Apparently the doth bane novels are pre Answering that question. I suppose Uh from chat. I mean Jenny is a disney shill. It's very possible Though she said she didn't like rogue one, so Uh-oh. Yeah, that throws a spanner in the works Uh hello you massives except rags Oh No No, hello Watch out for monosodium glutamate wink But uh, what what is that? monosodium Glutamate. Yeah mono so Uh, oh it's right at the top there Uh, it's a flavor enhancer commonly added to chinese food canned vegetable soups in processed meats Um, it's msg. Oh, okay food and drug administration is classified msg as a food ingredient And that's generally recognized as safe, but its use remains controversial Bom bom bom Did you hear just writes recent rose take rose tico take he heavily implied the displeasure towards the character was purely As purely bigoted. Yeah, that's what oh, he's a fucking idiot That's the only thing I could assume is what got him his dislikes on his video. Um Because the rest of the video is pretty agreeable outside of the funny little moments Um everyone knows what an emperor is but you have to explain what a snook is in some way preferably through action but at least through dialogue Something something speculation creamy sheaves planned to take Ray's body failed because she also died Ben revived her before returning to the matchmaking lobby Okay That'd be hilarious if like palpatine gets into your body and he's like, oh no, I'm dying and then Ben sacrifices his life to restore what he unwittedly doesn't know is the new palpatine. Yeah And he's like, uh, yes There's no reason why that necessarily couldn't have happened because everything she does up to that point, right? It's like could be palpatine in there just saying Uh ot and pt consistent story about the dysfunctional Skywalker family st Bipolar homeless man fever dream about the ray the identity thief Yeah That uh The sequel trilogy kind of kind of ruins everything in terms of like trying to find a through line for the saga most people running with the palpatine saga or you know The the ray saga to a degree Kind of dominates at the end there Um Episode 69 and Mueller is surrounded by women. How ironic Yes rags as a woman. Anyway guys, which game slash book adaptation would you like to see on screen? Doom again Wait, why? We have that do remember doom annihilation. Yeah, but I assume this is They what like we would want it. Oh my god. It's out. We have to see doom annihilation Yeah, it's been out for a while. We that's what I'll let but I forgot about it. It released on October 1st in Nigeria, but we need We need to look at it It's 3.6 out of 10. That's amazing I uh, well what adaptations would you Want though of like favorite games and books Drink bio shawl could work as a movie Absolutely, I think so Absolutely it could um Mass Effect could be a movie as well. Um, I mean that's basically just a different better star wars. Anyway Um, let's see. What else we got that would make good adaptations for movies. Um Let me see Echo would make a good movie In fact, they're making an echo movie Um Let's see. I mean witcher they're making a show of that. So I don't know. That's all it'd be the materials there It's up to whether or not you you know Can make it well or not um Dead space would make a fantastic movie Yeah, I think that could work Uh Halo would be there's a potential for a good halo movie. Absolutely um I'm thinking I'm thinking garfield kart would make a really good movie. I think there's a lot there emotionally that could work Yeah, dramatically star craft wouldn't be bad uh Someone said portal that'd be pretty good I think that could work. Yeah So could fall out like a lot of a lot of games could be potentially good movies The problem is a c metro. That's another one. Uh somo would be another good one It's just a matter of whether or not they can actually do it But a lot of game stories are just would be great for movies The evil within that'd be good. Yeah They're not I don't think they're ripoff movies. There's there's like three dead space movies in fact Oh, you're talking about like the animated ones yeah um Star Wars girl j longbone and aiden it's always an honor to have you on Hopefully the next the new year's off to a good start for everybody may this year This be the year that we learn what makes good rat I can only hope Thanks. Good rat that giant paw cost 379 usd Well Hope it was worth it Uh rags You are going to be forced to poop in a public bathroom with no stall door Um, I've sort of had to do that at summer camp, but yeah You gotta go man You gotta go Also in this scenario, you apparently sat down before checking if there was toilet paper Oh, well, um Generally i'm generally Pretty it's that's not a generally a messy affair for me. So Yeah You'll survive is what you're saying You'll survive. I'll find a way. I'll I'll get something Uh, I recently saw a reporter on the news whose last name was long man That means there's more of them out there Yay EFAP favorite sith lord and jedi from the eu I haven't uh explored enough of the eu to have a good answer on that one I assume the same as for rags Yeah, I'm thinking so Uh, Jen's vid is an hour long knowing eFAP this will take over eight hours to go through poor eight Oh, they're thinking of the uh the rise of skywalker one. I think that's an hour Snow can grow hair. He's a mammal. Snoke milk Oh Potential I suppose Snoke milk Will you have the smuddening on eFAP again? Uh, also, what's your opinion on the shitstorm that is star trek discovery? I would defer the red light media for that I don't know anything about it and uh, yes mud boy will probably come on eFAP again. I don't see why not Each time I hear the words art and massive I think of eFAP Thank you for improving my life in this way and good luck with jenny zealots We will survive I will be a okay Uh, joker scared her in real life hashtag cars stop bullets well If you think they do then maybe just believing in it will uh, we'll have that take place. I don't know. I can't say Oh my god Many thanks to you mauler for affording us this opportunity to view women This is the greatest day of my entire toxic male life well Why the hell can't jenny stop moving her eyes? I didn't notice that myself, but uh, I didn't either I I get I didn't really notice that one Uh, megan is my second favorite star wars character right after doth talon I don't know. I like um, I like, uh It scroll. Yeah scrolls good doth scroll Hello, all my massives jebs n words holes the hole that is also an n word and high raggled Hello, I recently found a lo-fi channel called akira the dawn and not only do they have great mixes. They also have the dawn enough said Well, well a match made in heaven lo-fi beats to get robbed too Um, will aidan stale it stay awake. Also. Hello rags and all Hello and the answer to that is no no, she's asleep right now. Actually. Yeah Yeah, she's out like a light uh As a child I was terrified of diesel 10 I don't know what that is I don't know what diesel 10 is. Yeah I don't know a character in some way shape or form Diesel 10. Let's oh, it's almost the tank engine apparently diesel 10 It's like the evil one. I guess absolutely creepy. That is a scary face. You got a fucking claw But here's the thing I would want to be diesel 10 because I would have like an arm Look at that face though, man He's planning something Oh, man, and he is excited by the idea You think the railroad people are creepy they like the thomas the tank engine fans. They're Out is the railows the diesel 10s. You know, these people are just everywhere Uh, I can relate to jenny on this as a kid. I was scared of shooter macgavin running in and kissing my grandma. It was horrifying Hopefully you were covered from such such things Uh, we must discuss the ewok on toidarian hate crimes I I was unaware that ewoks had committed such things against the toidarians, but uh, you think they'd be able to just fly away Yeah Hannah throw arrows and Hannah is echoing when the video plays. Uh, we we we saw it out. It's all right This one just says test It would be funny if kylo took rays closed in the force skype call I'm starting to think that that's not for funnies at all This person simply wants the clothes to be removed and I'm afraid that this series is very much, uh, not rated Uh as ah even though I don't know how actually rated star rated nudity tizms rated rated f for frick Is kylo's mind power better than professor x discuss? um No, because professor x could literally like control people, right I think so he could really influence people as far as I'm aware. He's super powerful with that Uh the good guys win in family movies. What about revenge of the sith empire strikes back or parrots the caribbean too They all eventually win Except they don't because they lose a gear to the sequel. Yeah, yeah, what about world war two? They eventually win in world war three Watch hardcore henry you dumb boes one day one day promise Mubzler, have you seen the insider leak where riser skywalker was heavily interfered with by studio? I don't know veracity of this claim also a hoy hoy lady rags A hoy hoy and yes, I I have heard those Came that'll probably be an efap. We look at maybe that maybe the script and we could do that I hate everything conversation that that would make for a An efap of not reacting to videos just sort of going through things It'll be the the taxes version of efap Yeah, that'd be good Also, someone asked would I f an alien? Yeah, I would Be interesting to say the least make sure to just clear it clear it with the health board Make sure you don't you know end up in some kind of venus flytrap situation Or species have you seen species ranks? Uh, I don't think so that was a movie where um I liked watching sort of like scarier movies when I was younger and uh Some of them were not rated because of the scariness Some of them were rated because of the um the other elements and then I'd be like, oh my goodness I did not know what I was getting myself into And species is one of those films You know the uh the plot of species I do not You should you should google it and read the plot see what you think All right, see if it's a rally Species, what's the year Like I want to say Yeah, yeah, there you go Oh my goodness gracious it is um when government scientists That's it. Oh, it's his name when government scientist Xavier Fitch Oh, Ben Kingsley intercepts a space transmission containing the genetic sequence for an alien life form He uses it to produce sill A gorgeous alien human hybrid As Fitch's team grows more concerned at her rapid rate of growth Sill wrecks the laboratory and begins a violent quest for a suitable male human to impregnate her The u.s. Government dispatches to assess top assassin Preston linux and a team of experts to stop her The budget was 30 million it made 113 million at the box office And the the it's essentially just an excuse to have who have sex with a bunch of people and killed them afterwards Oh my god And yeah, I guess it was successful not bad and there's a bunch of famous people in it. I think michael madsen was in it as well um I'd have to check though I thought kylo was the last of the knights of ren No, no, I don't think they ever say that no they never I think because the only reference in tlj was snokes says he like introduces him as kylo The master of the knights of ren like no one says they're gone. I don't think But so did he is like ran a place that he taking his last name from or a group I guess it's some kind of group here in Is there like a carl ran and a bob ran and a fits ren Billions slash millions of casualties in a galaxy sized war make sense But not in star wars sequel trilogy which established fleets of a few dozen at best I mean The sequel trilogy. I mean the fleets are like They're enormous if you're considering uh rise of skywalker, but Yeah Enormous the scene of their victory says it all the burning wreckage of thousands of ships with millions of passengers And a stadium's worth of people buried under rocks to die a slow death go the good guys I mean you could apply that to the death star in a new hope couldn't you I think so it's gotta go somewhere. Yeah, like it's the unfortunate elements of war Um, to a degree The thing is just we don't even understand How many people are on these things where they came from like the sequel trilogy is very vague about all of that Um, see you masses in the morning. I'm off to work. Hi rags Hello There's a classic simpsons episode that perfectly sums up the snoke problem Lisa reads the raven and when the author opens his door to find nothing bat says, you know what would have been scarier than nothing anything I mean, um But like bat's not right In that scenario like the idea that you hear noises and you're paranoid about something. There's nothing there That can work really well But um, if you're applying it to snoke, what's better than him having no backstory would be any backstory Yeah, I could agree with that But you then we enter into the dangerous place of giving him a backstory that's like really retarded or break something We're like, oh no, it would have been better if you just left it a load You never know Uh, reading the text was a dumb argument considering there was a whole library on coarsent. It was reaching way too far Reading the text was a dumb argument considering there's a whole library on coarsent the sacred texts that I apparently diary Um, I'm not sure which part is the dumb argument. Um Is this referring to when we were saying the ray reading the language in the in the jedi's text seems unlikely I don't know. Um, yeah, I don't I don't know Isn't shakespeare actually in modern english? I remember looking at middle and old english like they're completely illegible illegible I never do Is is shakespeare in modern english? I don't know if that's what it's considered I would have to ask a scholar of some sort Ifap gang what's your favorite rep con in the new trilogy? Uh, probably when luke says a jedi's weapon deserves more respect yeah That one's the most blatant And it's hard to spin it too because some people have spun the um, it was a mistake thing as yeah TLJ's point was that luke being there was a mistake like uh-huh But him saying that respect line that just feels like a direct slap like yeah I bet um mark hamlin enjoyed that I just can't believe that he would have turned up for like a day to record all that Hmm But he was yeah, like TLJ was was basically luke skywalkers return to the screen and that's what it was Because the other two films he's not really in them I mean imagine being Mark and being so excited to finally play luke again After all these years all this excitement Then you finally get there and they hand you the script and you're like yeah, you're fucking piece of shit Thanks a lot. Thanks for nothing Wait c3po has an n-word switch Yeah, most droids have an n-word switch every pretty much. I mean if you check your toaster right now and you're Probably find it if you look on the block Mm-hmm Hello all my ewoks efap 69 and I get to look at women a bonus for the toxic brood Absolutely a good bonus. I think I try to find the karth chart meme, but it seems to have been deleted Oh dear Uh, why are you covering an old opinion asked by a bunch of plebs who would more than likely be ready to defame someone for a tweet from 10 years ago Yeah I mean if though if yeah, if those are the same people like I said if she was to say everything in that video was irrelevant Or she didn't follow it. I'd be like, okay, but I don't think that's your position Like if we made a point 10 years ago and then someone said do you still stand by this and I go Yeah, then I'm okay with them providing counters to it Yeah, it's fine with me Rags aunts are spiders Oh, they must have one of what rags aunts are spiders I guess that's in reference to their ability to be able to decipher things to a degree They speak to the spider Does it burt Superman a tale of the scrappy underdog. Yeah makes sense I think you can tell where where we are now with these super chats scrappy underdog with training equals rocky one and two it works Um, you know, yeah, I mean they refer to ray as a scrappy underdog. That's um Is not not right at all Uh rags and barbu frick voice. What would he say trying to fuck ray? uh He say um, what what what let's see what would robber frick say he'd say He'd say hey Nice boobies. I feel like he'd just make the normal sound with me But he'd be like his hands would he be making like like Like he's grabbing boobies, you know, you have his fingers they like twirling around, you know I feel like barbie frick is an animal, you know, like he knows what's up I bet he's gotta he just I bet he went and he gets an erection. He just passes out. So fucking big He's just not enough blood to keep him that poor dude conscious Um, he doesn't remember any of his sexual escapades. He's just out the whole time Also kotor is awesome. What are these people you speak of besides What are these people you speak of besides the kotor too? What this means? Yeah Kylo Ren I guess if there's anyone who doesn't like kotor this person disagree Uh, Bert and Ernie because the top's name is before the bottoms Oh my god Never mind. I found the carth chart. Oh, there you go. Wait, so wait, wait, so Does that is it mollard rags or rags and mollard? I don't know. I guess it's up to the viewer. Oh my goodness. It's perpetually both. We're shroding his e-fab Did uh, did Jenny see any star wars movies other than the disney trash for lack of understanding of this series is bordering on parody Uh It is bordering on parody Perhaps it was parody and all of our criticisms are now irrelevant. Yeah fucked Because that's how that works Rocky was a scrappy underdog and he trains Yeah, well, you know scrappy means you just Different rules for ray. Okay, jeez If scrappy dude were one punch man, perhaps underdog underdog my ass um It was just a really weird way to refer to ray She's scrappy Kylo Ren was a bigger underdog than ray Uh, kind of I guess He was still pretty powerful Do the foemies here know what a foamy is also ha you're a foamy I don't know what a a poemy maybe p-h-o-n-y p-a-p-p-o-h-m-y I think I think they might have a foamy Well, they'd misspell it three times. So I think it's on purpose uh Oh, pony is uh I don't know. Yeah, I don't know about that one. Um, maybe they haven't had just having to honey Pony Jenny only like tlj because she's got it for kylo perhaps Someone said this was a troll video now. I believe So it's very possible It's great you have women, but where are the trans folk? Well, you know, uh, we're getting more and more progressive. I identify as trans. So here I am. There you go There I am. It's all time. It's been me Also, who's hot a soka or Padme? Let me take a look. I would vote Padme personally, but then, you know Yeah, definitely Padme Not even close in fact Uh rags if you played new vegas fully I have played it fully if so. Do you think the main story and dlc's are tightly written and which is your favorite? It's been it's honestly it has been so long since I've played the dlcs for that like we're going back to like xbox days, um So I legit couldn't answer that. I know that the main stories Uh was was was pretty darn good So you don't have to take that as it is. I'm afraid Um and then it follows up with I think it's got the best dialogue interactions in any fallout game Uh, probably new vegas did yeah Certainly not 76 certainly not four New vegas really is It's something Um neo had more training scenes than ray and he literally could download kung fu now I imagine the jedi temple just being a wi-fi hits a hot spot Yeah, that's actually a pretty fun comparison that you can download skills in matrix, but you still need to like Uh Oh almost like calibrate to the to the fact that that's happening at least just get used to it ray on the other hand It's just like boom boom boom boom. Yeah, you need to learn how to apply them It's like it's almost like you download all the theoretical knowledge You have to learn how to put it into practice a bit. Yeah Have you seen the flash kids video on star wars? I have it's very funny It is funny High rags give me a moment. I need to hello, but I need to use the loo for just a moment So I will be back. No problemo I will be big This says high rags and mohler. So hello, I guess oh and the women too. Mm-hmm Don't forget about trumpy bear. How could I? Does hollywood cast black actresses in ginger rolls because ginger is an anagram for the n-wit Uh I suppose we shall have to ask those on the inside with the no Uh anna you sound tired take this and buy a muck muffin Hey, oh, she's on board with that Is tlj about not taking your space wizard meds Yeah, I'd say that's the theme. It's very clearly the theme Uh, what's with the middle class white chicks wanting to date psychopaths? Oh like cuz cuz rey is interested in kylo. Um I mean, there's probably some kind of trope there, but it really does kind of blow my mind that she has any interest in him I think that was why when majorly brought it up. All of us were just like what? Like how why in what way and then turns out Yeah, I'm curious if it ever would have happened if not for rey low people Like I feel like about might have influenced the decision because it just doesn't feel like those two have anything going on, but What would I know? So people still think that you have to pay two thousand dollars for a pc and all other console arguments in various comment sections Rags you ever gonna do? Oh, I will hang on to this comment for him Can raw guest on efap 86 because he 86 is people off roofs um I don't I don't uh I don't know if that would make sense We'd have to wait until an efap that spells out roof that we're looking into the thousands at that point Maybe some leet speak sort of thing Now this is probably my favorite efap you got aiden and ana two supremely awesome young ladies You should consider inviting smud boy on he's great at analysis We've had uh two or maybe even three episodes with smud boy. Um In the past, but yes in the future. Who knows what's what's to come Um Have you seen the snl kylo ren undercover boss sketch? I know snl, but it's actually funny. I have seen that it's amusing I think it was back when um Adam driver was more um in favor of disney star wars. He seems to have really lost interest now Seems like he must have made some kind of deal to be out of any kind of promotional material, too Like I've heard that he's like just has avoided the shit out of it Um Kind of amusing do you guys like bernie and irt memes? Uh I will hang on to that for rags as well because I don't know anything about bernie or bernie Uh and irt, but uh, I'll see if rags does To take her stupid remark seriously kylo had his chance to reject the army and power when he killed snook, but he didn't So this has been funny Um agreed I suppose is it wrong for me to think less of someone who thinks r.o.s Is the best star wars movie or even good? I don't want to say that it makes you dumb, but um It just explore what they like about it If it's a superficial level then it probably doesn't tell you anything about like their intelligence or whatever They probably just don't take it that seriously But if they do take it seriously and they say like the thematic language of film is incredible in this movie You might be have cause to be like um What do you mean? Uh finally caught a live stream also that giant pork in the background is so creepy Yes Kylo Ren is a bad knockoff of Zuko from avatar last year bender Well, it's certainly not a good knockoff of anything is it because it's awful Um the worst argument I've ever heard iRL when I brought up the death star remains existing We already saw it in the trailer so it makes sense somehow this is a family member kill my ass What so because it's in the trailer it makes sense it was in the movie the Interesting logic to say the least I'm off to work and I hope to be gone so long the stream will have actually ended by the time I return See you massives on the replay See you there mike All right. I have returned. Hello Um, do you do you guys like bernie and irt memes was something that I should have you I seen some of them are good Yeah, where they put like cap dark captions over them. Yeah, I like them and then So people still think that you have to pay two thousand dollars for a pc and all other console arguments in various comment sections Rags are you ever going to do any other console pc videos for old times? Oh, I might slap some um dog bites if I find a little You know a tweet here and there or something like that because you still see them They're not as prevalent as they used to be because people are for the most part wised up Or at least more so than you know how it used to be but yeah everyone said while I might Uh the guard not flipping can be excused. It's not unreasonable to assume that they were loyal to snoke personally Yeah, uh I I think it's possible for the guards to turn on kylo It's just that I would assume it's more likely for them to be like well, snokes dead now, so So I guess you're the supreme leader Um, but yeah, they they they were devoted to snoke. They were devoted to the testee baby They need the genesis device from star trek in star wars Don't know what the genesis device is does that sound familiar to you rags? Isn't that from a star trek? Well, yeah, that was that's included in the question It's from the wrap It like terraforms planet, but there's a And it will wrap a tear we got about half of that You're uh cutting in and out Sorry, he's okay Um, I really wonder if jenny will watch more than five minutes of this stream I doubt it No, she won't Uh joker keeps winning bitch for soy guy bugman joker is the cinematic equivalent of trump becoming president for me It's the gift that keeps on giving the gift I mean, yeah, it's pretty amusing like the it getting they're so definitive about this I made a tweet about this uh rags, but you know the whole It's all subjective as to how good a film is They are so quick to say that joker does not deserve oscars and it is much worse in in screenplay acting editing soundtrack and uh Basically every element of filmmaking you can imagine it's like it's just much worse than all those others and it's like, um I just don't know how could you possibly say that? Uh, yeah for a bit weird, but all right. How have you arrived at that conclusion? Um as an adopted child whose biological father left I would love to meet him ask him a lot of questions Yeah, that's very straightforward All right, that's why I asked everyone the question because I think I would be too I'd be like, I don't know and you could you you do that thing, right? It happens in a lot of stories The the foster parent will be like those people mean nothing to you. Okay. They left you and that child will still be like, yeah, but They made me like it's it's there's something there's there's closure to be had from do I have other relatives out there? Uh effap 70 destroying Ben Shapiro's truss review with facts and logic do it so you can debate him Also, hi rags kick j. Hello Yeah, we could uh, we could cover Ben Shapiro's, uh, I walk her video. Yeah, why not? Let's do it. Um, I don't know anything about jenny's aside from these videos But if I ever saw her irl, I'd yell your father was right about you jenny and leave as she broke down Oh, no Yeah, but it's only family Yeah, that follows up with quoted parents don't really bad to get the fuck out Okay, uh, does star wars girl want a baby yoda as a biggest jen's pork? No, I wouldn't What's a widow one A widow one widow one Oh Like a widow like the size of Like your pork's big like a big old pork I don't like pork, but I won't Don't baby yoda the size of a yoda a yoda A Actual size. Yes to scale the real baby yoda No real baby yoda You gotta love that thumb wars has more coherent plot than the sequel trilogy It wouldn't surprise me most things do Like the fucking battleship movie is probably gonna make a hell of a lot more sense than the star wars sequel trilogy If hitler just popped into existence now, we'd all be asking how why and it wouldn't be explained by him saying The axis leads to abilities that some would consider unnatural I will give you that though. We don't actually have an equivalent of the force in our world So other than like if you call fate to the force or something Um Luke dominates the entire fight in return of the Jedi. What the fuck? He's actually pretty defensive as well. He starts out like the first portion of it just not refusing to attack Vader Um Luke's first instinct was always help his family and friends He raced to save his uncle and aunt raced to save Han and Leia same for Vader. He'd save Ben No, he would slice Ben's head off while he slept. What is with these people? Yeah, don't you know luke? Geez It's like you're not even real star wars fans Luke in episode six, I know they're still good invader like in episode seven this ewok is having a bad dream Doesn't jake skywalker realize that every teenager suffers from anger or hatred at some point? No, he thinks that it's literally satan planning to kill everything ever and so he has to kill him Satan No satan stop it Uh having a vision of the future we'd be more convincing than simply reading his mind It would show that luke still responds irrationally to visions Um I just think there's so much work that needs to be done to justify luke turning on ben. You just have to do loads of shit turning on ben Well, I can imagine luke turning on ben. That's how he knows he has the gay I mean A trip or two way I'm just talking about flashbacks make the entire movie of flashbacks at this point In fact make a trilogy of flashbacks And just never call them flashbacks just have them be movies Um Wow now it's confirmed that you guys are harassing this women, but anyways guys happy effap 69 to all you massive n words Or n walks happy effap A long man, but with women does captain marvel have blue periods Uh possibly she bleeds in the does she bleed red blood or blue blood in the film? Blue it is right. Yeah. I think so. I think it's blue Also high rags you handsome doggo Oh, hello Mustafar looks like a forest because of a tie in vr. Oh a tie in vr game Where vader uses a McMuffin to suck all life in order to resurrect padme. This is canon by the way He actually resurrects padme I'm sorry. Say that one more time Apparently mustafar looks like a forest because of a tie in vr game Where vader uses a McMuffin to suck all life in order to resurrect padme That doesn't make sense because mustafar was A volcanic planet before padme died I'm confused that that I haven't heard about that if you actually resurrected padme. I'm assuming it didn't work or something I don't know This video is ridiculous. I made a response video to it on my channel the digital saloon I know it inside and out love my ass off. Love you guys also high rags Hello Yeah, uh good stuff. The dark side is a pathway to many abilities such as influencing one to kill their relatives Ha ha ha ha palpatine Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, they could have gone with that Um The dark side is a pathway to many sexualities to many sexualities Billy eilish is doing the bond theme laugh my ass off biggest monarch mind control mk ultra satanist druggy race Mixing propaganda hole for the bond theme. Oh, no, no, no It's quite a label Uh, that's gotta be hard to fit on the front of the box. Yeah Ray finds kylo's porn stash kylo. You couldn't do that. The straight would kill you Ray people keep saying that they know be creepy. She do it Um I really hope someone repeats her line about nothing wrong with a good guy Considering being evil to her when she complains about episode nine um I mean, this is the thing like uh, apparently a lot of her complaints in her rise of skywalker video are very much, um Things that if you were to flip them with tlj She from two years ago would be like you're missing the point or something like that Mm-hmm. It's uh, yeah Luke sings bill wurtz. I just did a bad thing I don't know who bill wurtz is Uh, gonna love this year's oscars. What a way to end the decade It'll be the last one ever to have any quality Next one will be about telling little girls to be xanax addicted druggy whores like billy. Oh my goodness Ra's bringing it out tonight Who's billy? Uh billy eilish, I assume A jenny's views artificially inflated. I can't tell you who's billy Uh billy eilish, I assume A jenny's views artificially inflated. I can't imagine anyone actually wanting to watch the human personification of cold chicken noodle soup Uh, some people just watch anything Like I said, I uh, maybe I should rewatch the suicide squad video because I remember liking it Um, and yeah, you know like everything appeals that movie bob has an audience. Uh, how you know at that point, I think You have to accept that the world is strange It's an odd one You notice kyle ben has no lines besides ow after he becomes a goodman adam driver's performance is amazing But the writers didn't earn any of it They could have done a lot more with the adam driver same for all of the actors as far as I can tell Uh, the jedi philosophy is based in submission morality namely submission to the force syth philosophy is based in self-determinism to the nth degree Very well Oh my goodness Can I get a seductive hello from rags? I need it Hello Maybe we should do something more like Hell I wish I could do the the the hello there thing that kanabi does but Maybe it's just best if it's simple. You just go up someone and say Hello Yeah, you know some of the most Normal behavior can be sexy in the right circumstances. Yeah nice and calm and Just keep your gaze on him From the goods It's been 30 years. I don't know literally every writer on these movies and the normies who pretend to know star wars and get a platform to enable them They really like the whole it's been 30 years. I don't know. It's uh, it's a common one It's been 30 years. I don't know Force legs don't fail me now anakin episode three Oh the girl next to moeller sounds so cute Oh, thank you Yeah, that would have actually been between I don't actually I think it would have been it would have been ragged because they must have been referring to the Right of me which flips them back to the other side. I'm sure that's how I would Jabba flies now Jabba flies now I mean I'd watch it I'd watch a whole movie about Jabba flying his way back in I don't know why he's in space, but that's how it begins Uh, please drop star wars videos. This is painful cover 1917 I haven't seen it, but uh, yeah, maybe I'm on board with it. A lot of people saying it's very good Yeah, I've heard it's good. I'm probably gonna see it sometime this week with the folks I think fringy is seeing it You see me. I guess by now Uh, please people who simp for jenny don't deserve to vote. They deserve to have a military boot crush their windpipe. Oh my Oh, that's written as raw again with his uh, his plans to dominate the world One rooftop at a time Imagine banners force ghost going to lair like mom. You remember telling me You remember telling me you'll go train with your uncle. He'll help you great idea mom She even habits body rey resists and contains his spirit kylo kills them both actual character moments investment potential and stakes I mean, how about that like kylo's face the idea that he has to kill rey in order to kill palpatine or something like that That could have been something Baby Baby yoda is what round head wishes porgs would be Yeah, I think so I think honestly he wanted porgs to be these cute things that everyone loves and it's just like kind of annoying Uh, what we really needed was more massive e words agreed I'm all it just started a twitch channel this week a lot more work than I expected but lots of fun any advice on growing a channel ps high rags high Growing a twitch channel is really fucking hard uh Streaming topical games isn't even a way to necessarily do it because say for example Dark Souls 4 came out you would be one of like 5 000 streamers So It's like to really I'm not the person to really advise you because I never actually got that far with uh twitch I think the maximum average audience I ever had was like 30 to 40 viewers um It's tough, uh I suppose you need like a gimmick Uh, there's lots of different things you can do like speed running a game really well or you maybe Cons this is not good for your liver, but like constantly doing drug stream big or something or you do Some kind of crazy like you you you wear something insane I know a lot of people like dye their hair just to get the attractive sort of like Look at me. I'm a I'm a look at look how eccentric I seem like there's loads of different ways to try and get somewhere on twitch Obviously, you can go the route of booby streamers. That's one assuming you were a female I don't think I'm actually I think it's still like you can get banned on twitch if you have your shirt off as a guy. I think that's still a thing um But yeah, there's probably loads of advice videos you could try and look into But I wouldn't really know how to do it myself But uh run an entertaining stream as best you can I suppose Have you seen ryan from rk outpost review the supposed trevoro script? I would have loved to have seen that movie come out, uh rather than the rise of trash Like I said, I I assume it's better than rise of skywalker I think it's safe to assume it would be Why are you talking to trans peter billingsley? Peter billingsley who the fuck is peter peter billings. I don't see it I don't see it Um, I think it was mentioned earlier in either bloodline or aftermath that laia did receive very little training though I can't remember off the top of my head Well, I mean if we were just going from the movies, there's Nothing to indicate it. I just like I said, I find it funny that the writers disagree with each other on whether or not she had training But jj's made it official now Did you see that's why a lot of the issues with these movies you wonder like is this Like an in-universe thing or an out-of-universe thing For what now? Just for like the training not training Uh, why is this character doing this? Is that just a An eff you to this other guy? You know palpatine wasn't even a thought until beforehand. So can that be used as a reason? Uh, did you see the article saying that 1917 was irresponsibly nationalistic and blames trumpism? Likewise. I'm seeing it Yeah, yeah, I'm hearing good things about the movie and it's pissing off all of the crazy people So it's like, oh, we might have a good movie on our hands. I guess Uh, so 1917 opening night then with my dad the next night going right now with a friend to see the third time And dad wants to go again after this weekend watch 1917 Well in all kinds of revolutions. Yeah So this makes 20 dollars should be enough to start you on a nice bag of dick smaller Okay Uh, relo is interracial marriage look at that schnoz Uh, I understand Uh Remember when luke was hanging from a ceiling about to be eaten unless he got his lightsaber He didn't get some adrenaline rush and do some some crazy. He stayed calm and focused because that's how the force works I mean, I'm okay with it being tied these people don't these people who make these movies have no fucking idea how the force works Look at it I don't I honestly think that when they go to write it. They're like, I've seen empire and stuff. I don't need to watch them again I remember them remember them well Now shame they didn't have ray get possessed Can you imagine witnessing the epic brilliance of daisy ridley acting and speaking as sheave possessed ray? Oh my god, that would have been hilarious actually She's trying like like and you have the act of a palpatine trying to explain to her how to do it And she's just like not getting it You're doing it wrong. Hello kylo and he's like, no, you got it Hi there kylo. How are you doing? She just does like something completely retarded. He's like, I don't see where you're getting that from Hello there kylo And she's like more sexual and he's like, can you not? Palpatine wasn't there. Are you a good boy today or are you a bad boy today? But it would have been more entertaining. So I'm on board Yeah, fuck it. Hello more and crew. I'm still not caught up on e-fap. So I'll be seeing this in about a week's time Also high rags. What kind of doggo are you so I can get one? I am a sheba inu Oh I went over it in the discord in short battle of midway. That is the reason I think that that must have been responding to something we said at the time Said that one more time I went over it in the discord in short battle of midway. That is the reason Ah Gotcha Talked about star wars for the first time with work friend. He said he likes Uh sequel trilogy because they tell a story that's never been told and it makes sense with what they did with luke And I wanted to smash my dick with a hammer. I could actually feel my chromosomes quadrupling And my brain cells committing ceiling necklace It's like they've never told a story like this before like, yeah, I wonder if there's a reason for that What is your favorite scorsese film? I don't know Yeah, that's a very good too. I don't like any of his other ones You don't like any of the other ones I hate martin scorsese movies Let's see. Well, we sometimes Gangster movies, that's just not my genre I like shutter island. I love departed I've never seen the departed Um, and I like king of comedy. We'll be watching that soon See you haven't seen that one yet Well, I've seen it. I'm gonna show rags it though. Oh my god. You didn't like shark tail He didn't make shark tail. He's in it. Yeah, that counts. No I don't think shark tail and like the decade or so um How about? Oh, I like cape fear as well. That's him Uh Yeah, shutter island's really good. Um, I liked better island, you know don't hate on the shutter island Did you like taxi driver rags? Uh No I'm just we'll probably save that for what we're talking about ralph video. It's just gonna be funny because I would have liked it if it was better though. Oh I was like really expecting so much more, you know Well, I would I would pursue you on that more But I feel like we should probably save it for then because it'll be a better Time to sort of we can probably go over the films In total once they once they're called upon as ripped ripped off, you know Yeah I'm all you already saw king of comedy since you saw the joker. Oh Older really held first orders lives in high regard Yeah, what's up with that? What do you mean because? She tried to evade them. Unfortunately. She got unlucky Yeah, it's like all this will just spook him. It won't actually I just like I said like you have like c3bos on on the ship with her and she's like look they're all dead This is already Chad c3bio. We're gonna escape. They're not gonna look after us. They're gonna focus on them We can go and c3bio is like we shouldn't leave our friends behind. She's like no, fuck up But then she presses the button Just crash it was the fucking Friends don't let friends drive drunk Uh thoughts on the robocop trilogy I love the first one. I'm not as much of a fan of the next two Yeah, I don't even know if I've seen the second two I don't remember the second two as much. I think I only saw them the ones ages ago. So Um Quinton ewoks are 0.01 percent of the galactic society yet make up 50 percent of the prison population Yeah, Quinton said it. I don't know also by jenny's logic on twitter. She's racist towards boyega Fucking probably considering all the shit he's been given in every way shape and form it's been it's been weird that whole thing Um, that's an army officer. I can assure you that leaders plans are absolutely explained in exhaustive detail to their subordinates To the point of boredom Well, yeah, how do you know to carry them out and to assure that there's no problems? And if something weird happens, you know, they'll do deal with it. They'll be like not every single grunt and private and janitor knows every single element of all of the big plans and you'll be like Yeah, that's not what we said. Yeah, he's literally the captain like I think he would know It really bugs me when she says that to him. She's like, um He's like, what's the plan then she goes, what's the plan captain, right? You were demoted. It's like Yeah, I was demote. Yes. I was demoted for saving your life We're having this conversation because of me She's like that was the last official act that lea lea had or something like that It's like well, she also sent him to go and attack the ships again I assume as the fucking fleet commander Because lea knows that he knows what he's doing like I mean, whatever Um, hey moola. Hi rags. Hello. Hi. What do you think is important before giving an opinion on a controversial theme on the internet? Uh, just check your wording make sure that you make sure you word it very properly It would be a shame if you had a really good argument, but you phrased it very poorly so people didn't quite absorb it Yeah, make sure your references are strong and thorough Yeah, and don't antagonize people I mean people would say we like when I make my when I get my next video done After that, like when I do my mandalorian video, I'm not gonna say and if you like mandalorian, you're a fucking idiot Why that works so well call them a dumb dumb Yeah, you dumb dumb as if you like mandalorian. No, no, no, no. No, you got you just gotta be Just nice for starters. You gotta be nice Um Hi, why are you humiliating this pure child? I cannot pity her anymore. No, no, I cannot pity her more I cannot pity her even more Um Does she have the giant pork spooner at night? It's possible not gonna say no Yeah, I mean it's not the worst thing Probably gonna have to hear now I'm saying you should eff up movies star wars clone wars It's two hours and free on youtube some of the best star wars content ever made takes place in between episodes two and three This show is better than the movie Maybe Is that is that the general consensus or do people feel differently on that? No The radio war of the worlds thing wasn't caused by people being dumb It was caused by the radio shows forgetting to tell the listeners that it wasn't real I think they did only at the very beginning But based on the time of when it began a lot of people weren't Able to catch the belittle the beginning of the broadcast Uh, did jenny her just have a mini stroke? No, no, apparently this is here operating at full percent like I I don't know what to say she uh She just has opinions, all right Question for the whole cast thoughts on rey Accidentally shooting force lightning powerful enough to blow up a whole transport ship despite having zero dark side training and inherently lacking dark side traits Yeah, it makes it's fucking powerful, isn't she seems like bullshit to me There you go. I guess that's that's our definitive take I'm going to subvert your expectation and I'm going to clap for this stunning and brave cast you've on tonight Especially rags Yeah, it was a it was a risky move, but I felt like rags deserve to have a guest spot. That's just me Yeah, well, I'll I'm sure I'll do something one of these days. Give me kicked off Uh, jenny you realize that people latching onto this scene with themes and deep meaning like filthy leeches is why people hate this bit Right, this is a super chat not more zone words. Hi rags Hello Latching onto this scene with themes and deep meaning Not sure which scene specifically that's referring to but you know, it's tlj All of them had deep deep Themes are there any shallow themes that we all like Is that a thing? The theme that shallow themes The theme of shallow like you failure is the best teacher. You're like, yeah, we know we all know That's incredibly meaningful. You you bad man You bad man good The theme is be good Well, I mean, uh, I would argue that's kind of what joker's theme is right? Be good to each other joker's theme is it's it's not it's shallow in the sense that it's like really really basic This would be nice to people. I'm like, yeah, right. What would you what would you consider to be a deep theme ranks? Um that the south shall rise again and overthrow their northern oppressors A deep theme though, it would probably be something along the lines of like it takes a position It takes maybe a controversial opinion in some kind of a moral Um, I mean my go-to would be like, what does it mean to be human would be one of them? Yeah, things that are really existential that make us self-examine the kind of things that we are and what we do Um, maybe they could have yeah, like warning like themes about warnings You know, if you do this this might happen. So, you know Careful stuff like that. It depends on it, but Some stuff's really basic. It can be executed. Well, like the joker's themes are super super simple Like you're not gonna like learn anything new watching joker. It's just a really really well executed simple theme I think it could uh give people a bit of a perspective about how they may have treated mentally ill people previously Yeah, maybe maybe But this is it's more like it's not something they would go into being like disagreeing with but it would like reinforce something that they You know already probably know that they should do Um, I want a trilogy of broom boy growing up and becoming a badass bounty hunter But he's actually really weak in the force and gets by via ingenuity That would be cool. Like like a legit untrained or Delftot um Guy like that who uses it to sort of accent military training with very limited force use like he uses it in his everyday push pull. It's not exact Maybe every he tries every once in a while like he has to flick a lever on the other side of the room But he really like a jet I could do it with no problem, but he has to like really focus to make it happen But that would be really cool. Mm-hmm instead of me. Yeah, I won't A jedi trained vader the same fucking jedi that trained you luke. Yeah, well that makes him evil doesn't it? I'm ready for the sequel palpatine's new groove I'd be on pause. I'm just saying former military during big maneuvers Everybody gets full briefings of the plan chain of succession keeps the mission going if something happens A secret plan would have been clever if they had suspected a first order spy aboard Which would have been there they're out for that Um, but they didn't do that at this point ray is basically a 40k orc jizz bay Is jizz bay the names of an all jizz on your what jizz on your bay apparently jizz on your bay boys Uh, when will the video where you guys watch the copyright strike risky memes with wolf be uploaded? So the plan is to actually record that saturday. That's the time we've got to do it Um, I'm gonna do two separate ones one reading super chats that were all meant for him on that stream And the other doing copyrighted ones because to mix those up means that one may not get out much sooner than it could have Um, I don't know what's gonna happen when we do the copyright one I'm gonna have to do a lot of fiddling behind the scenes in terms of D Whatevering it. I'm actually gonna try and upload it just as is At first to see if all of the different claims like clash and deadlock each other and it just is available but um I'm assuming it won't be and so what I'll have to do is say for example We have a video where it plays like I don't know. Let's say a minute of a tv show Then I'll probably cut it to Whatever our reactions to the thing is plus enough context to understand what we reacted to That's probably how I'll do it But uh, yeah, we got loads of copyrightisms to go through I don't know exactly when it'll be out, but it'll be recorded on saturday Is the best way to get rich is to capitalize on anti capitalism I mean, it's that's pretty funny. That's kind of deep actually The uh, the anti capitalists are capitalizing on anti capitalism It's so it's very clever. It's a good racket I'd love to see you guys look at her take on tros to since I've heard she hates it I can't figure out why though since she loves tlj I mean, I I that's they're the first people I would think would hate Tros honestly. Yeah, the problem is they would use I'll be the same arguments that we would use to say that That they would use to say that the rise of skywalker is good or the last Jedi is good Or the same arguments that we would ask them but uh, the themes of the rise of skywalker I would genuinely like to see the answer of like, you know ray shouldn't be a palpatine I'd be like, well, couldn't I just argue that you're upset because your expectations were subverted Yeah, what do you have to say in response to that? I'm curious And what is your response gonna be that I couldn't have said to you about me getting subverted about snoke for example It would be very interesting to see that Uh failure isn't the only part of the theme learning from it is important too and just pointing out failures isn't enough to support the theme I agree when half of them aren't even fucking failures anyway She does actually say in the video. I think that she just says the theme is failure, which by the way, I was called out for Um, when I mentioned that as a potential theme At some point, um But I was I remember being specific enough to mention Yoda So I was like, of course I'm talking about learning from it as well But like these people will be like, you don't even know what a theme is if you're just using a single word It's like Jenny did it She knows she's talking about This is the thing. Um, I'm very lenient with what people consider to be a theme Um, I know a lot of people are much more definitive like it has to be an idea a lesson or a message It can't just be a word But I'm okay with it being a word or a color or a pattern. Just just tell me what you you are referring to. That's all I care about Theme is a bit of a broad word So as long as you tell me what you mean, I don't mind Uh, Ryan failed to make a good movie themes Yeah, I like that Uh, you will hear one of these youtubers content in the background for the rest of your life Who do you pick? Jenny? No bullshit. Quinton. Movie Bob Hmm Movie Bob's out. I can't stand him No bullshit's probably out too I think by processor elimination it might be Jenny It might be Yeah, it might be I like how noble shit movie bob are essentially the two sides of a coin those two, you know It just it is But yeah, I would go with uh Probably Jenny might just went by default Yeah, it's not something to be proud of I don't know, uh My reward for when I finish my tros script will be getting to finally watch the unbridled rage 32k words in and half the film to go. See you then. That's from meme repository by the way. Good stuff, man. Oh Good luck with the production There's a lot to cover Uh Boo throws popcorn. Oh, that's that's where we're at where she said, uh She said I can't remember what she said that made me say throws popcorn But I just there's a couple things that in that Uh luke has vision of ben killing everyone has a moment of weakness ben wakes up and kills everyone and luke says Snoke has corrupted him. Was he wrong? Well, um, I don't fucking know This is this the confusing thing about this uh We're supposed to believe that Kylo killed a whole bunch of students because luke threatened to kill him Doesn't seem like a through line, does it? Yeah, it's like, oh, yeah. Well because you did that i'm gonna fucking kill all these students And he's hunting luke in the sequel trilogy. Yeah, he didn't Yeah, he failed to kill. He dropped some stuff on him and was like, ah, he's probably dead It's like what? Yeah, you're a lightsaber. Just chop through the wood, dude Such a weird weird weird scene Uh whammon should aspire to be like aiden anna and j longbone Hmm role model awake Hmm Sort of agreeing with rags so much sadly Jen is the textbook definition of a normie so easy in her head getting excited by explosions and people getting decapitated her facts stuff happening exciting Yeah, man, it's uh Sucks it sucks Be honest, man If we don't have the money for a big super chat would be possible to send a private message for somebody to read Um I mean just like through discord and stuff You can always try that Obviously, uh, we don't I don't really set limits or anything on these things I think uh You get like a sentence question if you can sort of fit it into that then Maybe it's a very complicated question. I don't know Listening to janny makes me realize there are people stupider than me Also, I sink my maiden ship and sail my mawla commander ship. I have spoken well They're shipping me and metal commander. It's like they're ignoring you rags. What's that about? Um, I don't know someone made some good episode 69 art of us. Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah Uh hi all and rags Hi You okay there anna Hmm And jebney the roberto dotiers taking them off one by one Oh, I guess uh, yeah, jenny's the new robert in terms of killing people sort of Oh, no Do you think krait being a salt planet is ruin johnson rubbing a literal planet full of salt in the wounds of star wars fans that he attacked? I do Certainly one way to interpret it Really love your stuff mawla senior ds2 videos about five times now same with your unbridled rages and praises also high rags Hello I'm glad you enjoy them They took uh, they took some time to to construct but fuck ds2. It was worth it Uh, okay. I'm late. Did jeb nickles complain about the lack of porgs in the movie like quinton did And what was her take on the lack of ewoks? We need to know we covered her tlj video Not her uh rise of skywalker one. I'm afraid Um, if you say something in jenny's ear, it'll echo I get it Yes Hi, uh mawla still looking forward to the next part of your tfa critique. It's on the way Uh rags said august 2020 so i'm still on on time for now Yeah, he's he's got some uh, a little little elbow room Mawla rags ladies. I was wondering what you think of the mandalorian Bless you. Um, it's not good. It's extremely poorly written Uh, very inconsistent characters who do insanely stupid things just so a plot can happen Um, yeah Not a not a good show at all. Um, I find it odd that so many people are giving it a pass and saying it's good If it wasn't for baby yoda no one liked the show It's so stupid And uh, we're planning on having a good old thorough efap on that one to go through each of the episodes and Talk about what it is we have problems with as well as talking about what we think is good as well Yeah, it's not like all bad, but it's a lot of bad Um, if I legitimately efap efap may I join as a guest? Uh If you efap efap as in if you stream responding to efap, I mean like I don't We don't We don't have any formal way of becoming a guest because I feel like it would get flooded In whatever way I would create it's sort of um Yeah, I just I just there's there's no cheat code to getting to be guessed because I feel like we'd be fucked at that point Because if we said if you if you respond to efap you could become a guest on efap What we're doing at that point is encouraging everybody to just Respond to efap arbitrarily Um, so I would probably say uh, no not a guarantee that one um Oi molla, have you seen the response to ds2 video from the channel called modi quite interesting? Maybe might make an interesting guest I have not Uh The problem is even if she's joking she makes all the same points as people genuinely trying to defend the movie in about the same way too Yeah, which is why it's useful either way. We can take her points seriously. Um, yeah, if she's joking throughout it doesn't really matter We still Are able to and yeah, there's plenty of people who do people say oh, but she was joking Then we'll just say oh, okay, so she's wrong and unfunny And we can be like, okay. Well, we weren't joking so Yeah, oh, I know we were joking. So now what oh, I guess. Yeah, we could just say that that also gets us out We were we were joking. You can't yeah, you can't say anything Uh Rose and ray both say snake, but leia an empire calls han a scruffy looking nerf hater The insults fit the universe in ot is her point. I guess then again han says mentions hell in ot so Yeah, I don't think snake is too far away from what we could assume Yeah, because they have wamp rats Sure, yeah Snakes Yeah, it's just to convey information to the viewer like it's like why they all speak english That doesn't mean like other romance languages exist and That there there was a roman empire and a latin and stuff like that and You're just gonna have to take you just gonna have to accept the fact that Just so that you can understand it uh There's gonna have to be some concessions made There was a book written by Isaac nightfall is a it was written by isaac as a mom silverberg It's a really good really good science fiction book And there's a preface on nightfall where they say for the sake of Simplicity for the sake of having you understand what's happening in the world. We'll use things like Hands and feet and they'll refer to time in years and um You know, you'll use we'll use terms of measurement and Names of body parts and things that you're familiar with but There's not like a specific Look of the creatures in this society or the civilization Same thing with their their plants their animals their stuff like that It's just done for pure simplicity and this was barely old book so If you kind of treat it like that in the sense go into any science See fictiony sort of alternate universe and be like Yeah Imagine they're speaking You know just whatever In your head But you gotta understand it Snakes could still weigh on ships and be introduced to other planets like what happened with different pests here on earth Correct if galactic travel in star wars is as Simple as us going down to you know traveling to go to different countries then Well, there you go. It's not unusual at all Day long ago just said hey, Mola. Do bat woman episode has vampires not kidding literal vampires Oh my god, I cannot wait mauler. So is that the infinite crisis episodes or is that bat woman? I don't know Let me check quick Excited the bat woman Do do do do Excited do do do do do I accidentally hit reviews I just want to read some of these titles painful at every possible area. Okay, this was bad It keeps getting worse sharknado is a masterpiece compared to this how to kill a franchise I keep wanting this show to improve. I really wanted to like this braindead deluxe cringe-cringe-cringe January this is episode 10 comes out January 19th Whatever, you know to me so the The vampire thing must be to do with infinite crisis, I guess. Oh That's a shame. I mean, is it really that far? I mean, she's a bat woman, right? Maybe well, I mean hopefully she's evolved in this in some way No step on snick Jenny's patrons are people like Quinton Well, you know explains a lot I suppose Jenny is rule 63 Patrick Willems What's rule 63? That one flipping like Gender is it all real sick. Yeah, I think rule 63 is flipping genders Do Jenny superpowers that she gets me to have Ra throw me off his rooftop I know I came in late, but my god that ending was awful Yes, yeah, that did not end well. It was bad all the way up to the end One word describes jabby Nichols childish Yeah, yeah, I don't necessarily think that that's much of a I think she would probably be okay with that to a degree It seems to be like kind of what she's sort of selling in a weird way. Yeah, a childlike understanding of media This is the room of someone who has stabbed at least one prostitute. Oh, is this in reference to hello Greedo now possibly Yeah, it looks it looks awfully sterile Maybe he's hiding something Hi rags, can I pet your luscious fear while you shlopple my plopple knob next time? I'm in Arkansas Absolutely sexual harassment. I sure hope not also. Hi mula. Hello on this house Mola if I take off your mask will you die? I haven't tried but I'm gonna go ahead and hope not like I can survive for a certain amount of time that sort of thing Okay, let me ask you this. Are you more concerned with not being seen without your mask in the Mandalorian is No, I don't really care Droids are allowed to see it So You should remind me how much I didn't want them to do that. That would have been a nice thing to do way later, you know See season one finale is like I I kind of hope they never did I mean if you if you if you had to gun to your head I'd probably push it to way later And I would have it be that the the helmet was getting damaged in a way that you could maybe see part of his face first Yeah, like it's like an eye through the cracked visor or something like that. Well, that reminds me a phasma and it's like Yeah, it reminds you of Zora. Yeah, but Or maybe they do like a the end of halo reach sort of thing with a helmet comes off but You know Better than that anything's fucking better than that They did this shit No, but it'll be extremely painful takes off mask the rise of Skywalker is great. Oh I guess hello Greedo does that Really appreciate you guys GF broke up with me today. Sorry. Does he does Greedo take off his mask? As far as I know he doesn't show his face at all Okay, I was like not for this not for rise of Skywalker Really appreciate you guys GF broke up with me today and you guys are a real source of joy for me also high rags No, hello, and don't worry about it, man. Like really don't worry about it. You'll be fine You really will be fine. You will be a okay, man I'm thinking about making a video series with two cartoon characters who represent views on an objective and an emotional standpoint Left and right brain if you will what do you think? A cartoon series might not be bad not a bad concept at all. Just make sure the writing is really Solid not there. I guess consistent but funny like they're both over the top But they have to they have like a love-hate relationship with each other kind of like how they do have in real life Not a bad idea Also high wags hello Rags when I said to barbecues of Frank's I didn't mean the neighbors also high rigs. Hi long man Hello, and you Stop using the hard R on the n-word. It's nitpicker. Oh It picker picker That's a term of endearment Thoughts on Eckhart's ladder. Oh, I I don't really have any I haven't really Haven't really listened to the stuff. I've seen like thumbnails and everything Reckon stuff. I just never clicked on them. They seem like they're pretty solid ideas Yeah, I don't know anything about it scenes. I love are gone lol the special edition They referring to which addition to to get again like I said You could probably find a pretty good like guide or description of which which ones are which and which are the best online somewhere Definitely people who care a lot about that You have any plans to look at Linkara's TLJ vid? Not particularly I think I saw like a clip he Like Linkara's strange, but but not really been tempted to check it out at all I know we did one on Do you want to rise this guy Walker? I can't remember people were sending me something to do with Linkara at some point What a Jamaican massive Make sense, but yeah Jamaican massive to help pay for lessons to play the hate piano. Oh, that's very kind I Could watch the ST and probably still catch this getting read or I could stay and watch this and pick this so Say something Sorry Watch this and I pick this should say something as if to imply that they didn't say anything when they should have I Follow Mola gadel the hate piano Also, I guess JJ Abrams dropped the hate piano and all those Ewoks and that's why they're not in TROS Well, there was there was two Right at the end just chilling out Also high wags. Oh, whoa Oh Tangible diverse a tar That's better than any diversity is tangible diversity. Yeah, you could feel feel the diversity Jebi is so naive seriously, is she this sheltered on? Oh $400 pork. She probably practices force kissing on I may have answered my own question Um Maybe a pork is a good thing to practice that sort of thing on I don't know I've not tried rags Have you partaken in the poor? I've done no pork pork smooching Pork pounding pork caressing. I've never been intimate with a pork either living Him is it more or more? Le oh, it's just more but I just I like capitalizing the Elks I thought it looked more interesting than not That's all nothing nothing crazy about that And a decision age. Well, this this says angry ghost snake piano In the form of emojis by the way angry ghost snake piano. Yeah Could be a force ghost could be angry force goes to the piano the snake Um Jenny killed aaden lull is Jenny female movie Bob Could be not gonna confirm anything yet Need more studying to be done. Stockman is a shill condescending to Stockman just doesn't have Opinions you just like super milk toast milk toast was designed for him as a word in terms of film reviews And ever since he became the the filmmaker man He's he's had those takes where he's like, you know should appreciate these people because they tried and we wouldn't have anything without them in terms of film criticism We wouldn't have a like garbage either Molly you can replace it with Godzilla replace what with Godzilla What is it that you refer Did Star Wars go down the shitter with the door open rags did who Star Wars Did Star Wars go down the shitter with the door open The door is definitely open. We are gonna be that and Was not pleasant more like a shadow to talk about the medieval implicated. Oh, yeah, I did read that out Actually, I take back that last super chat only ER the guy whose New Year's resolution is six million more Has the strength to wield a hate piano That's the best way to do it. I hear hate pianos are the most effective weapons Falling pianos are very deadly from what I understand. Especially hateful ones. Ah, they fought falling with prejudice Cinema Roberto is Jack Porkin's changed my mind. I Mean as a hero. Yeah He's a good man. The good man Bob is terrible He's just full of malice anger Mola when you get around to making your unbridled praise Joker video Please take a look at the YouTube video titled directors roundtable Todd Phillips Montes Corsese Greta Gerwig Noah Baumbach That sounds interesting I'm assuming they all have a chat about movies. I don't know Movies In it you get to see Todd speak of the BS He had to deal with from the media and online and since Corsese is present You get to hear his take on Joker being a ripoff of better films interesting Yeah It's not even close like Joker's way better than taxi driver it is close Here is how Chats gonna feel about them curious to see the reaction Like really watch Joker and then go back and rewatch taxi driver Joker so much better I'm not dying, but I might not be able to watch your content anymore for reasons Could you do me a make-a-wish and release crisis on infinite Earth early? I mean the plan is to release it probably Toward the end. What's the day? What is Tuesday now right or Wednesday? I'm probably like Friday. No wait Friday. Thursday and Friday will be releasing this stream on moola. So probably Sunday I'll put out part two and then part three will be a couple days after that and then hopefully part four We'll be a couple days after that like and then part five like it just I mean Sort of like relatively spacious, but that sort of thing. It should be soon Hey guys love your stuff don't know if my previous super chat got read But I'm working my way through all of the e-faps. I'm on 18 been at it three weeks. Oh Megan it you're you're among others It's all there's all of the lots of people climbing the e-fap ladder trying to get to e-fap number 69 What happens now that layer is dead who takes over politically when they couldn't last more than 30 years the first time I don't know man Chaos it'll be you You have to that's actually would make for a more interesting trilogy by the way Like Poe takes his resistance fleet to like other planets and then tries to organize a new republic, but You imagine the problems you'd get imagine all of the chaos in the in this place is the first order finally fucking gone It would be interesting nice times to Hello all my e-woks also. Hi ragoo Frick ragoo Frick Hello, hello ragoo Frick Have you seen the oral nought Star Wars series PS the phantom Tism? I have not I don't know what that is rags Psalm 144 one And this is gonna be a new song We'll paste that for you 144 one Okay, let's see Uh Praise be to the Lord my rock who trains my hands for war my fingers for battle Well, then Let me maybe they mean King James version That's cuz that's what a lot of people use a different result Oh, yeah, it's blessed to be the Lord my strength with teachers my hands to war and fight the same thing Hey, love you guys. I listen when I'm waking gets me through the day. Hope you get Louie Levi on some day Yep, that's set to happen at some point Hi rag hey Hey guys mean a friend watch the rise of Skywalker tonight. We laughed the whole way through honestly What a joke from Ray's force lightning orgasm to Kylo Ren's pointless death I mean at least, you know, hopefully you are getting some laughs out of it, right? That's You know That's something Yeah, I gave a bit of a giggle Exactly how is hold those maneuver law breaking Because that's possible it fucks with our understanding of the universe's understanding of space battle That's an incredibly stupid question, but if Yeah, basically if you can do that and you can destroy ships that are just Exponentially many many many many many many many times over the size of your ship then You think of the Death Star think of the all of space combat would be based around this tactic Everything would be based around accelerating things into each other using hyperspace Like it would be used for every it wouldn't just be you and remember it wouldn't just be used for ship-on-ship combat It would be it for orbital bombardments. You just have things hyperspace into the planet Like it it ruins this oof I seriously think Ryan J might be a sociopath Imagine asking him about TFA immediately after he saw it He thought space Hitler Hux was a clown and didn't think Snoke was important to the story Yeah, he well, I think you should change that to he found Hux funny After everything you see Hux do into force awakens saying he found him funny. It's like mm-hmm Interesting, okay What's everyone's favorite color, I don't know It's hard to say. I don't know if I have a favorite color minor blues and purples. I like grays Browns Also like reds Grace Browns and greens. I think other ones There you go between me and I's got a whole diverse rainbow Rogue one uses star destroyers that weren't created until ESB era it should have used the first vision of them from a new hope Okay, I Believe you that they would make that mistake, but yeah, I didn't I had nine I had no clue. I had no clue Ray burying Anakin's lightsaber in the desert scene was foreshadowing the next sequel the tragedy of Darth sand well the tragedy of Darth sand the grainy I Mean like I said if you have that lady if she saw Ray do that I could totally see her waiting until Ray goes away And then she digs them up and sells them because holy shit. They'd be with a lot of money Sell them to uncarplut. He'd give you a Give you give you a hundred Porsche for sure Set you right on the way and then he gives it to To Mads canata and then and then someone asks you how does she get those and she's like that's a story for another time Don't know if we're another time. It's a damn and then the story we got on that other time was the last Jedi Fuck Kind of forgot his ship exploded. Oh, we love that logic. That's the best kind of logic Seeing how long it takes to get banned from movies sickle-jick. It shouldn't be that long Mentioned that you you're a fan of e-fab should should be enough Assuming you are just see just see what little you could say Like I I actually kind of is like I enjoy some of their commentary Or like they make like a ridiculous call that you go, maybe this isn't fair guys and they go what the fuck I Feel that they are often taken out of content Or maybe they aren't Nazis. I Think that's going too far. We've already Stepped over the limit there I'm unbridled mere prequels. I Don't know about meh, I don't know that they don't it's not like they need an unbridled video You know, like I don't mind just going straight into a critique for the prequels Life sucks, but e-fab is good hashtag creamy sheev kick rags. Oh creamy sheev, but I shall remain He shall remain Captain fuzzy waggy I rags and other Ewoks Hey Not much point in a prequel rage. They're more meme now than movie They're more mean now So more like you like monster hunter. What are your favorite monsters in terms of design combat law, etc? I remember finding the kezu to be like completely fucking creepy the especially the Ecology video that you got with it in the the PSP era, I guess if that could be considered an era So I guess that one for law. Just it's just the creep factor I really like the Tigrex just the way it looks and I liked fighting it a lot That answers their questions though I don't know enough about monster hunter to give more of a substantive answer about that I just really liked playing the game once upon a time and I would get back into playing world if I had more free time This man is a good shit Um Mola do you recall a character in shone of the dead who claims dogs can't look up? I think he meant the final order cannot look up Yeah, probably and it was a It was big Al was the character and they reference him. I don't he's actually in the film Dogs can look up Episode one breaks law with Qui-Gon Yoda was supposed to be Qui-Gon's master also whatever happened to your long-form Star Wars series You know, it was supposed to be Qui-Gon's master. Isn't that still? Applicable in episode one Yeah, I don't know why that wouldn't be I don't know. Maybe I'm missing the contradiction there and whatever happened to the Star Wars series there They're all still coming lots of work to make them be completed. Obviously. I was interrupted by a Game of Thrones was the big interruption. Honestly Then there is this guy. Yeah Can I send memes through Mola's discord? How can I fix this? Oh, you can't send memes through my discord A Twitter in the subreddit of the backups if the discord doesn't work out Hello there. Have you seen the new Morbius trailer? If so, what did you think? Have you seen that Rags? I have Looks interesting Don't know what to think of it yet Maybe a second trailer will get me to decide whether or not I'd want to see it But yeah, it looks looks interesting Also, what do you think about the film Venom? Did you see that Rags? Venom? I don't think so. Um That was a goofy movie. This was Oh, yeah, it's a 2018 one. No, I never saw it Okay, now it's 2018. Yeah Time travels And are you still there by the way? Well, I will save this for the future Nice does Rags get the beat the hell out of chat because everyone super chats him hello and that's sexual harassment. Oh Not at all. I don't mind. Yeah, he doesn't highly encourage it. He doesn't agree with that sort of mentality I'm not some barbarian Just because it's come up a few times on EFAP try googling title caps. Love you guys very hard and girthily title camps Oh, I see so about the whole like when do you capitalize? Capitalized the first and last word capitalization now First and last word is that true Yes, you always capitalized the first and last word the title. Oh and a title for some reason. I just thought it was like normal sentence Yes Yeah, so you Not like in's and these and Ofs Interesting. Yeah, well a lot of people do all caps and capitalizing each First letter as I have heard it can help with algorithm. I don't know if true You do not capitalize articles coordinating conjunctions It says short fewer than five letters But I don't know about that one and I don't think you in and not you don't I don't think you capitalized Prequisitions either what the hell is this tweet? Jokers, so this is just from somebody in general Joker stands meaning joker people who suit what a stand I mean again We asked that before didn't we and we found out it's like just being a fan A stalker fan is a stand I believe So like an aggressively fan fan the joker stands Thus far have wished mass suicide on film twitter and attacked 16 year old girls and you expect me to respect that movie Well, the movie's Not related to the people what they did just don't respect the people who do that Also, I'm gonna press X to doubt on that one that I'm just reading it. I was just like what the fuck What a weird yeah, okay, um Anyway Aladdin phenomenal cosmic power itty-bitty living space rise of skywalker phenomenal cosmic power, but you can't look up I mean looking up is you know, you have to earn that you have to be trained to look up Can't look up in our helmets, sir. I guess Uh, there is no last airbender movie the earth king has invited me to lake la lao Guy lao guy. I guess I am honored to accept his invitation Lao guy lao guy Joker is unpredictable because he thinks 50 steps ahead Kylo is unpredictable because he has no idea what the fuck he's doing. Yeah, that's kind of well how I see it anyway um We know as much as kylo does in pretty much every scene So we're just like where is my character going to go today? I don't know Uh, would you agree to the idea harry potter has a poorly written magic system with little to no rules to restrict it I wouldn't know. I don't remember. I can't I cannot remember enough about um about like harry potter to To remember a lot of the finer details. I'm sure many others could But I simply I simply cannot remember Uh, can you guys play hearts of iron 4 for efeb gaming? I don't know about hearts. No, it's super it's super complicated As far as I know my friends play it sometime and there's a so you're so much going on I don't think it'd be good for us just jumping in to play it I think we're thinking of doing like resident evil 5 stuff like that and halo halo, yeah um And if we're still doing it this to help buy movie bob.com if not just keep this money and have a great rest of your week Also, hello molla. Hello Uh, hi folks I still think palpatine's return is ridiculous But my interpretation was that he did die in return of the jedi and became the sith equivalent of a force ghost and returned Through plegis's teachings still silly, but just my interpretation I don't know that it doesn't kind of just flatten the That finale in episode 6 by having him return in any way um If he Like if he had clones up I just at this point like no matter how someone tries to write it so that he comes back I should be like why are you doing this? Yeah, it's like why are you why are you trying to make this work so much? Why can't we just have another villain a new villain go for it? Why couldn't you just not kill snook? You had your villain right there had your villain. It would have been great, but you fucking killed him and now we've got shitty kylo Uh, so where is jeb nickles in the efap tier list? Oh for like meme ability, I guess Oh She's not very high because it's not she says stupid stuff, but it doesn't get mean. She's not funny. She's not entertaining She's not silly Yeah, I'd say pretty low pretty low Uh, don't listen to the previous super chat crusader kings 2 is superior to Hearts of iron 4 as it allows you to marry your satanic horse chancellor Who is probably your sister also high sexual harassment? Hello Nice Ariel I guess that was a Uh suggestion ravioli ravioli don't lewd the dragon loli um The only dragon one armor first talking about was uh, what's your name maleficent, right? Maleficent. Yeah She ain't no loli though Yeah, I don't think so Uh esmerelda from hunchback of notre dom Yep, we said it Did that did that dukey on a table guy make a review of tros yet? Probably not because he doesn't know Spider-man is coming out Oh brown table He made he made a video on rise of skywalker. He said that it was like it was confusing I think I remember seeing it wasn't as good as the cw Of course not Crisis on infinite earth is way better than the rise of skywalker. I'll admit it certainly is more entertaining Uh gaston is a rapist confirmed Don't know if that's a thing or not Uh, why is ana the degenerate who gets you guys to talk about which cartoon characters you'd freak? By the way, it's raven from teen titans. She's the big freak Yeah I don't like the dark broody types I might make an exception for Yeah, I don't even know. I don't know who I would make the exception for Universe about dark and broody. Maybe widowmaker. I don't know Not sure Just not my not my go-to. That's for sure Uh the dawn is best disney princess. Uhu hi rags Uhu and a breed. Yes build Dark magician gill from yugioh because she don't wear panties Are you sure don't let's see dark magician girl this needs to be researched I remember the character Yeah, it doesn't look like she she wearing any of those panties. I don't like her build though She's got this weird kind of Look to her if it's uh, well, I guess it spins on the drawing some of them are pretty good A lot of statues are Those look better than yeah the card doesn't look all that Yeah Um does anime count if so cross marion d gray man cross marion Luke is that a character? Oh, okay Is that a guy or a girl? I think that's a guy interesting This do it for you ranks cross marion No I'm afraid he has been declined Nope Clayton from tazan and made marion made marion. Wow But when kawanky dink, isn't it? So uh clayton from tazan is a no made me definite. Yes um kovu from lion king two No Melina from mortal combat. Oh, no, you don't want to go anywhere near that He's got a tachan face. You don't you don't want to touch that That's the Melina She's the spidery face one, right? Yeah, she's got a creepy face Yeah, I can't say i'm a fan of the creepy spider face I want to clap sandy's cheeks Okay, clap sandy's cheeks Uh Zyra zyra from lk2 evil chicks Zyra Yeah, you the zero zyra lk2. What is that? Oh Zyra is the uh Lion king two Oh No, not zyra. No Hello long man rags and ana. Hope all is well love the tros rage and have my friends And have my friends have been drinking in the truth and loving it themselves Take care massives always kick jay He's been he was pre-kicked. Yeah. Yeah, we've been very careful to to pre-kicked Last night I legitimately had a dream about eric buckts taking me out into a fancy italian dinner And it had end credits e-fap memes are entering my subconscious now. I can't escape this waking nightmare Did the owner of the italian restaurant kick you both out for being gay? That's what you'd know if e-fap is Shipping rags and rock sand from goofy movie Rock sand. Oh, that was another one. Yeah Homilita fox from sly cooper is my pick Oh, yeah, I don't know about choice Yeah, I think that you would you would approve homilita fox. Have you played this sly game? So Uh, no, I'm just familiar with the character for reasons. Oh, that makes sense Uh abolish wales. No abolish wales Keep wales for now. I'm I'm there Oh, no Always when I'm working muesli now I have to rewind to catch up of all of my e-fap with women tm Anyway guys don't bless and may the jeb have mercy on you lot I know milk. Thank you very much sweet sweet jeb If the lord of the rings trilogy mirrored the new star wars trilogy How would it look for starters saran dies in two towers and frodo throws away the ring Oh, there's so much you could do like Aragorn, you know at the black gate bad guy the mouth. No the uh Who would become the bad guy would bore me or be like legit the bad guy? Yeah, until he Like decides not to be I guess decides he's good at the very end and then morgoth comes up at the end of the three films saran's boss, um, you should be like, oh, hello morgoth. I wonder what how yeah morgoth is, uh Let's see is the main antagonist the simerillian yeah and um You would have you know in aragorn is about to lead them in the fight in the black gate He like draws his sword makes a speech and then runs away They're all like oh He's like what you think a man can't be like not courageous. Oh god. What's wrong with you people? Uh, man disney used to draw women in such a seductive way that your peen would shoot off a la south park Um, absolutely And then it says you You ruined it. I guess Well, they ruined it Uh, new york post just made an article about the original script for rise of skywalker and it is apparently very different Check it out. I mean, I don't know why no one would be surprised about that. It's going to be very different If it's a different writer, right? Like Um, I don't think it should be considered the original in that it was like the script that was edited, right? It's just colin trevoros run through. I'm surprised that got out though. You think that wouldn't be allowed to be released Yeah, who knows who had a copy and at this point who knows over there who's ready to leave Uh, did you massives here that the pokemon ss dlc is being set in the isle of man lol get poopied on wales scotland northern island I'm on board with them being set in the guy love wales isle of man. Sorry. You couldn't fucking bring that Character on their flag is as a pokemon. Let's do it Make it the legendary pokemon of the isle of man I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. That's just that's that's a super chat Fair enough Any e-fappers watch the superior bootleg translated version of episode three star wars the third gathers backstroke of the west We keep being told to watch we've been told to watch that since like the first e-fap. That's one of those long-running things Hi rags in occasion of e-fap 69. How was your first time with a man? Say that one more time Hi rags in occasion of e-fap 69. How was your first time with a man? Oh, it went really well It went really really well just Take it easy with your first, you know Don't want to don't want to spill too many of the deets, you know, but it went really well. Don't kiss and tell right right? Yeah, you got to keep some things yourself It's weird she one had tweeted out that awful tyt video on joker once and the other day referred to bob as cinema roberto Is she a fan? Hmm I doubt it, but I mean it would be cool. We'd have her on talk about Steer wars and other stuff. We find ourselves a cinema roberto a video to cover, you know Albertine is like Dracula. He always comes back No, I don't want that to be the case. I don't not want this come on my back Yeah, that too Hello all ewoks mohler. Have you checked out tfa art book? It lists some of jj's stupid such as underwater starships and the death star surviving in its notes ps. Hello rags Hello, that doesn't surprise me even slightly Uh e-fap card game, uh work been on hiatus because of holiday and job, but should soon be done in a couple of weeks How should I send you the files? Uh, I guess email me um, how if uh There's a website. I'm assuming the largest it could possibly be is probably like it's no bigger than like 10 gig, right? if it's all pictures, so You could use we transfer or send transfer and uh, you can find my email with my the business thing in the about page of my Uh, my youtube I try and get through my email. So I should spot it. Um, the worst-case scenario I should just spot it a little later than expected And do do do e-fap more like e-nap. Good night, Anna Not the first e-nap will be Yeah, she might be able to beat uh aid in sleeping time We shall see um Mola, is there any hope for a clips channel so people can view the best takes from the live stream? Ooh, um, I would probably have to pay somebody to go through and collect clips for me fap. I suppose Yeah, because the sheer time it takes to watch them It's possible because I know the uh dp and the h3 podcast They both do that they have clips channels and it is kind of cool because you can just look at the highlights essentially All listed as one big collective set of videos Um, I'll think about that. Uh, I could definitely Do that, uh, so I could have someone do it. I guess e-fap so long and hard multiple women put to sleep statistically What's worse game of thrones season eight or tros Oh Game of thrones season eight because it destroys everything and so many characters while tros is it's mainly its plot that's retarded and then A couple of really significant blows game of thrones season eight is really bad Why is this the wild brain rags where it's really hard to choose between several things because they're all so hideously awful Well, we can always find new things for them to ruin You're you throw a captive marvel in there and then you throw in like tlj Fucking terminator genesis or dark fate or whatever and just like jeez guys. What the fuck? Actually hard to pick ones which which ones aren't the most terrible list Yeah, um howdy i'm currently teaching myself coding and i'm thinking about making an e-fap game I'm thinking a point-and-click game kind of like sam and max, but i'm curious what genres you would prefer slash like to see For a point-and-click game or just in general I guess we could answer both of those questions. Um It I could see a a simple fps being kind of funny like all of the enemies are pretty pretty easy to design and Like simple rooms and you can make the guns and bullets be referential but then if you want to go like RPG ish Just have lots of characters that could be talked to and stuff. I don't know Yeah, um As for point-and-click. Yeah, you could probably work with that I think point-and-click is yeah, I think there's definitely a market out there for it A point-and-click you like so he's asking like what settings would work Probably just what specific pain is making a point-and-click for cyberpunk You can do anything from medieval to modern times to the future to Man, just any setting would could work fine with point-and-click. I don't think that's the uh, I don't think that point-and-click would exclude any kind of setting Uh, well, they said was genre I don't know if they mean Genres in like what kind of mechanics we're looking at or actually like a horror adventure comedy. I don't know Comedy's probably gonna work the best, but yeah, uh go nuts See what you think works because I feel like it's uh, e-fab is very unrestricted in terms of what it could be applied to We should work out when I heard you describe the nav tower I got flashbacks to game of thrones and thought the star destroyers were gonna somehow work like the whites and white walkers Uh, so I remember when we were reading the leaks was was the nav tower thing in the leaks. Do you remember that? The nav tower I can't remember if it was in the leaks or not I remember there being something we read that was like I think it was Something like there was one main controlling star destroyer and if you destroy that you destroy them all I think that's what we read or at least that sounds like what someone could construe from the movie if they only saw bits of it or whatever But uh, that's what we assumed we were like there's you have to have something that just nukes them all because Otherwise, how would this work? And it's just really annoying stakes wise What's up my ewoks? Hi rags. What do you think of pathfinder 2e? Pathfinder 2e? Uh All I I don't know about the additions of pathfinder 2e I'm just aware of pathfinder So if it's I I guess it's new so I um Yeah, I I'd have to look at it. I don't know about it Yeah, I'd have to I'd have to look at it. I'd have to take a look Look at some look at some stuff Uh, I'm later than a girl after prom night. Did I miss the efap harem bullying the jeb girl? Also greetings and salutations raggerinos Greetings And yeah, we were I think we were done at this point with that video because those references to hello gritos who would have been well past it Well, it's time for me to Go read. I'm finally getting around to reading the lord of the rings one through three I finished the hobbit two days ago and I love it. Thank you long man and rags for the stream and I hope you get well soon Anna Good night Good night For the maiden shippers aiden an unbridled bride I understand Agatha Christie wrote the story behind knives out gamathrones has shown that even a hack can adapt a good story Oh my god Are you implying that he's a hack? I think they are Watch x play x finish more videos no sleep for you man You if you don't mind spoilers crit drinkers vid on witcher was spot on also high rags Hello Fair enough Yo rags pogo got hacked and someone deleted all of his music videos Yeah, I did see that somebody mentioned it um That sucks I think he can get all that stuff back youtube has the ability to get that stuff back But the thing is that one of the people who do the they were doing a live stream on like bitcoin stuff Uh, and that was the same thing that was being live streamed when a star tease got his channel hacked as well someone was live streaming some Something for some bitcoin exchange or purchasing thing um HR geiger did the monster design for species interesting I have Tourette's now a jakeb table slam with the line Really? What'd you bring me? I mean of all the things you could say that's uh, it's probably pretty acceptable in most scenarios. I imagine In fact, it might get you to get people to Start admitting some stuff that they didn't necessarily intend to you like hey, what'd you bring me? And they're like, you know what? I think I should let you know about some things I brought that weren't necessarily for you. It makes total sense If riser skywalker really wanted to subvert my expectations They should have had rose land on the death star after kylo was near death Um Why Where our hero would strangle kylo for the remainder of the film just a close-up of rose veins bulging on her She chokes the remainder of kylo's life kylo's frantic scratching at the gravel Well, um, I mean that would be a strange turn in the film, but we could test it out see if people like it Would he forget he has the force again? Yes Rise of skywalker would have been better if they had vik minyana as a legendary jedi if they did I would have forgiven everything in this movie I would Frick asoka and padme's babu slash high rags. No hashtag high rags. Hi All right, uh God, please cover Ralph the movie makers garbage joker video. He made trash before but this one takes the cake Oh, we will Me and rags just uh, we're doing some training ahead of time for that video Getting get to see because that's that's the theme of efab is the you come prepared you um Do you like your practice your research and then you can Innail that target because we don't really think that you can just you know Do it without any experience? whatsoever old knowledge. It's kind of silly But we're getting there We're getting there close enough now. I would say it's probably going to be the next efab actually right rags That would make sense Yeah, I'd say so Uh efab coverage idea john from many a true nerd and his video fallout 3 is better than you think that or joisten from men of the west Uh Fallout 3 is better than you think I mean, I would have to check out these videos. I don't know. I think it's pretty darn good though Maybe it is better than I think but I think pretty highly of it I have Thor Skywalker on for when you talk about the Mandalorian Um, I don't know. We've already got kind of a full cast for that with uh, and we're we're going to be on australian times when we do it, so It's possible. Um I have to look into the options Mola, I've been wondering what is the is is is is is is is is is is your thoughts ragged? Say that one more time Doesn't make any sense What is the is is is is is your thoughts ragged? Like whatever i'm thinking about right now I some a little little tired. I guess um, and if you're asking me what it is later Yeah, I just I don't have a good answer for this Not dying but dedicate the efab beetle borgs to me The beetle borgs If that beetle borgs hopefully it'll happen one day Uh, 2815 high rags ren in knights of ren refers to their philosophy to follow the will of the ren The spiritual essence that emanates from the blade of a red lightsaber Oh The spiritual essence That flows from the blade of a red lightsaber. I guess yeah But none of the knights of ren have lightsabers apart from kylo Well, yeah, no, you would think that if your whole schmagegel was based around red lightsaber blade energy You'd all have red lightsabers, but what? That's fucking stupid Ra, how are you still alive the elevator of a building is a pathway to many abilities some would consider unnatural Silence is his best Fair enough Did you saw that linus from linus tech tips made a video where he talks about why tross ruined star wars for him Also high rags moeller and star wars gill Hi, and no, I did not know that that sounds interesting. I might check yeah linus. No dummy. I can believe it Um Next stream will you talk about boning toons again? Oh, I don't know. I think we covered it. I think we covered it in this one Haven't played dark souls 2 soma or resident evil 7 yet. Should I play them all first or just skip ds2 and watch your series Don't I if you have dark souls 2 Give it a shot, but if you get really put off pretty quick Trust your instinct and then check out my series Because I could explain to you why it's fucking horrible. Um, but if you haven't played any of those three play soma And oh yeah, soma is like one of the best games I've ever played you should play soma And that's for resident evil 7. Um, yeah, go for it. You might have a lot of fun. Yeah, the first four hours are pretty good Whatever happened to professor toss pot any plans to have him on again. We'd love to uh, yeah, absolutely I'm not sure if he's on discord anymore. I did send him some messages recently Uh, I see recently like in the past month and I haven't had any responses But I will try and get a hold of him because we'd happily have him back Absolutely New fan here. I watched your entire rise of skywalker stream yesterday at work and I loved it Thank you for putting in such a herculean amount of work for our amusement Oh, we like to be thorough here That was uh, there's a lot to cover. Yeah, we went seed by seed cover with six people or is it seven people? Like just looking to discover any little problems It was a great stream though. It was yeah, it was fun, but I mean it's depressing and fun at the same time So what that star wars Have y'all seen the barba duke and what were thine thoughts? I didn't really like the barba duke that much. I wanted to didn't see it. I don't care for modern spooky movies I mean, I'm not against modern spooky movies, but I didn't really like that one and um I've kind of I haven't seen it in so long now that I've kind of forgotten why I didn't enjoy that much So I'd have to see it again to give you reasons Uh praise our savior the dawn and salutations dish towel dish towel Um dish towel. I'm maybe you mean like rags Oh, that makes sense. Uh after reading the coi w comics crisis on infinite worlds, I guess The cw can burn for what they did. It's something that really needed the infinity war treatment They were never gonna get that that was never gonna happen It's the cw. Um Press f for pogo channel got hacked by bitcoin scammers and all of his music videos were deleted I know rags uses songs in his videos Yeah, um, obviously not good, but uh, don't worry. Um, I think that uh, I think that he'll be able to get everything taken care of Uh rags n a miata or n b miata also high wags North America, I assume it's An n a miata. I assume you mean uh, uh Let me google real quick. Um n a n b I don't know what these mean. Um mark two are are these like Generations because it's a second gen. It's a 2004 but i've never heard of n a and in b uh, yeah, I don't Images like maybe In a verse. Okay, let's take a look in a verse. Oh, yeah, it's an it's an n b. It's that it's a 2004 mazda speed So it's its own special little thing. Yeah And if you had to choose All right, I didn't know that I didn't know that that's what I just thought they were just jens like gen one gen two And the if I had to choose I've only had the one so I mean I when I was a valet I drove Uh, the n I guess they'd be n c's and they drove really well and I've driven the n a's as well um But I own an n b. It's a very fine car. I if I I've been toying around of getting um an n a Selling the mazda speed. I mean, I really like it, but I Eventually I kind of get the itch to just drive something new because I've had it for a while um And get some like car that somebody's had and maybe they've done something with it um You know, they're super cheap. So if something goes wrong with it, it's no big deal at all Just a fun little car to you know spin around in Uh, a lot of people do some cool stuff to them But I'm not sure yet still thinking about it. But as all I haven't driven the n d ones But both the a b's and c's have been really fun to drive really responsive Really cool cars Uh Anna should be a permanent member of efap or at least every efap dealing with star wars also high major lee and rags Hello, uh, I like to think that all of our guests are a part of efap in in in a way in a in a gorgeous wonderful happy way And they uh, they arrive when they are needed when the when the world calls out It's uh, it's very emotional. It's the whole universe rule thing. It makes sense Uh, let it be known to gas mask and dog are like the only way to save star wars is keanu revin Uh Or revan, uh, give give the old republic the movie it deserves. I don't know why everyone pushes for this. It's disney Yeah, they're gonna ruin it people like they're going to ruin it whatever they do They're gonna fuck it up push for them to make their own brand new thing Right. Yeah, so at least if it's terrible. It's like at least it's it's over there doing its own thing Like have you not learned do you think disney's just gonna all of a sudden make the great movies that you Want of them to after all of their terrible ones we gave them the ot They they made sequels to that they fucked everything Why wouldn't they fuck up everything else? Uh, also high rags Hello, i've been a fan since the beginning just not a subscribed fan until now Mola any plans to play death stranding mate? Not particularly. I think i'm gonna let rags play and you can tell me what what it was like I just don't i'm so unappealed by like the Everything i've seen from it i'm just like Maybe one day in some some willed where i have some free time and i just have it it could happen Uh, jenny is the source of the jeb meme that should bump her up the to list at least a little bit Yeah, but was it because of her or was it well But was it because of her or was it because of something else? How did didn't our rules state that even if they weren't directly responsible it still counts I think How well, maybe it depends if we did the episode while watching her stream but The jeb meme happened because we were just talking about something unrelated to her she doesn't get credit I mean, i'm not sure we gave that benefit to the others. I'd have to watch our meme stream again for science reasons That's important. Yeah, I think we just we made it simple We were like if it happened during their coverage then it it goes to them But um, that was definitely it came from wolf who's wolf like had a profile picture And that's where jeb came from But she was obviously, uh, she was present at the time and so jeb became a part of her law Keep j oh my god keep j this Um, i'm fucking g lydia from beetle juice Oh, i'm fucking lydia from beetle juice. Okay Lydia from beetle juice. Oh, no See, I can't remember who lydia is. Oh, it's winona rider's character. Yeah, no Uh, send these foul beasts into the abyss Good super chat smud boy ever gonna come back. Yes, that is, uh Surprising amount of requests this stream. Maybe it's to do with covering Jenny or something. I don't know If the rumors of JJ's relationship with LF are true How salty do you think he'll be when recording the TROS director's commentary? What if he doesn't? Oh, I hope he does those audio commentaries give you a whole bunch of insight. It's quite entertaining at times Um, I'm late to the chat. What can we expect sky crit? When can we expect sky sky crit? Oh rise of skywalker critique, I guess, um Maybe Oh No promises on that one. No promises I will give you information as useful information arrives, but for now No idea Uh, invite razor fist. He is up for it contact him Yeah, yeah, I'll give it a shot. Um I watched yoga with my dad and he really loved it Did you watch it three times though? Were you bored? Were you even bored? Um And that pushes me over to the stream labs. We have caught up with the super chats for this stream rex Oh my god We already squabbled with each other in the navy port watch versus starboard watch Damn that port always watch always turning up late and my ship. It's about 200 souls. Now imagine that on a star destroyer That I think would actually be a more interesting film seeing Our star destroyer operates Like that's the point we're at where I would just rather watch a bunch of dudes who work for the empire operating their dailies Yeah, I mean like how does it work? How do you how do the logistics of this thing run? I'm fascinated by logistics Snakes on a different plane pan spermia in star wars confirmed Oh, I get it. I get it rags confirmed for wanting butt puppies What apparently you want butt puppies? I I don't know what that means um Tossing a coin to my ewoks youtube tisms didn't notify me you alive until six hours in glad I took rags as advice and was pooping with the door open Or I might have missed it entirely Always happy to help, you know, you know me Uh, hey molla, could you clarify your take on westwild? I remember you saying it was really bad But just wanting to clarification. Do you mean all of it or just season two? Thanks I love the pilot and then I like a couple of the episodes going forward I believe episode seven fucks everything up and then the rest of the episodes keep fucking everything up And it makes me hate season one and hatred usually comes from me because of potential And I was willing to fall in love and and fucking adore that show and then they ruined everything If I ever did a series on that I would actually love to watch that with you rags Just to see you have a similar reaction because I have fucking annoying They waste everything. Yeah, like they start out so strong and then they ruin everything Uh molla, have you or rags ever seen either seen either seen either dark on netflix or mr. Robot I've not seen either of those things fringy has seen mr. Robot and he thinks of it very highly so That's close, but yeah, I haven't I think I watched one or two episodes of mr. Robot at some point And I just didn't carry on I haven't really got nothing interesting to say about it Um, and I don't know what dark is as well and would highly recommend it if you haven't seen it. Yeah fair enough it's uh Perhaps one day in the future They could have easily fixed tlj everything that happened in tfa and tlj Maybe could have been a dream or a vision that luke had I would have laughed But I actually would have been pragmatic about it once getting out of the cinema I'd be like they really didn't have a choice if they wanted to fix all of this Like if yeah, they were Imagine this is imagine what ryan would have felt if jg just went nope all the dream moving on Uh wolf started the jeb jokes, but you guys kept forgetting jenny's last name so you dubbed her jeb nickels That's what elevated jeb from a joke to a meme ah Jeb nickels except I used it like nickels the five cent pieces Like like a lot of the coins jeb nickels I just I just shortened down her surname from nickels and to nickels Uh Money in the bank tell me what you think Real talk props to remarkable republican for jumping into the lion's den with wolf being openly hostile and mauler laughing non-stop at everything He said and I think he might have actually learned something from shad I think so. Yeah, he did more than many will do and I I don't be happy to have him back Yeah, uh, I it would be interesting to have him and shad back to have a uh, maybe when i'm not drunk off my ass Everything you were saying was making me laugh so much I was having fun, but I mean it's not useful when there's a conversation trying to be rude Uh opinions on the epic store now that some time has passed I haven't seen what it actually has now. Do they have a do they have a shopping cart yet? Do they manage to nail that element of design? Yeah, that really complicated revolutionary online shopping tool For their sake, I hope they nailed it But uh, yeah, I would hope it's better by now than it was fucking what like a year ago plus Mola my dangus is pixar's 15th movie. What should I do? Did they pay you for the rights? I mean if you agree to it, like can you really complain at this point? I don't know. How would you feel about your dangus being a whole movie Rex? My dangus being a whole movie. Mm-hmm Well, let's see if I was gonna make a movie about my pee I assume that's what we mean by dangus dangus does make it seem hearty um Well It would be about Gosh, I don't know I'd have to I like if it was like if the penis of my own penis was going to be the point of film I don't want to think about what the plot was going to be Would my would my penis go through? I wasn't about to say growth, but um, like character development It like is it does it which does it like, you know, man or women better does it Preference for positions does it think that it wants something and then it learns that maybe it wasn't all it was cracked up to be all along um I don't know not certain not certain Maybe it's some sort of existential inner monologue of my penis while it's just pounding some thick booty Would it be Morgan Freeman or Danny DeVito? Who would you prefer? Um Morgan Freeman for this one. Yeah Go ahead Yeah I don't know. I have to think about it Sorry, but I got to respond to that fallout three is better than you think message that video is awful and full of misrepresentations all around Is it so fallout three isn't better than we think? Um, or is it better than we think? So I know that h-bomber guy. It's like a partial response to h-bomber guy that video So what we should do in our free time rags when we're just chilling out doing our thing is Check out h-bomber guys critique if you will a feel it fallout three Um, see what you think of it because I just I don't remember enough about fallout three to be People didn't like that one at all fallout three Yeah, no the his video on it Uh, let's have a look at the the ratio. What did people actually think all out three h-bomber? It's at 63 percent Quite a hit, uh, but you'd be interesting to check it out to see if he's um, he's being a flimple dingus in it or not And then we could check out the response video, right? Uh And then see what we think Uh part one, okay I know I'm late, but I have to say this wolf was my favorite youtuber his video How bad writing can make good writers is one of the best videos I've ever seen Uh, I know he was struggling with depression and if he ever made another video again I would if he never made another video again, I would accept that that being said him removing all of his videos was idiotic Uh, I was just what he wanted Um, and yeah, that video was very good. Uh, it makes a very good point A way to discover how best to do some things is to discover all the ways not to do them To identify the clear pitfalls and be like, yeah, don't do this thing and it can it can push you along to better things Would agree The st gives me mixed feelings. They're bad, but it makes for good efab content. So Yeah, you take the good with the bad. That's just uh, It's just gotta be how you roll through life Um, two gas mask and doggo. Okay, then I want to see an original show related to star wars universe No Jedi no sith but with the same reference that The old republic showed in their gameplay trailers Well, you could still the old republic showed in the gameplay trailers um I can't remember that footage specifically That doesn't make sense because in the nights of the older public playthrough That's all it is is jedi and sith fighting each other Uh, like would this be like are we talking about what they want to show based on that's the older public with no jedi And no sith but that's exactly what cotor is Well, would we be talking about a part of the star wars universe that's far away from the current galaxy? Where the force still exists, but it's Understanding and it's um, like maybe lightsabers aren't even a thing that's been invented here and their focus isn't even on Lightsabers or melee combat. It's based on it's it's a pure force thing And they have telekinetic battles and create illusions in each other's heads or things of that nature to to you know to have their fights You can introduce new factions You wouldn't have to have good and bad aspects of the force as they understand it. You could have different schools that um Appreciate it in different ways. It doesn't have to be a good megal, you know sort of dichotomy. It could be just two Different ways of exploring the force. There's all sorts of stuff you could do with it All sorts of stuff you could do with it. I mean once you Once you get away from the details of the current star wars galaxy Who knows what you could do with the concept of the force and stuff like that You could do a lot with a little um It was inside out by the way lazy man bad in reference to the 15th movie being my dangus Oh, what what do you mean? That doesn't sound healthy at all the 15th movie about your daggers is called inside out. Oh I know it's referencing pixar, but that's just all of that. No inside out inside out inside out Uh, his channel was an important part into bunking this widespread idea on youtube that objective criticism should not apply in media I think you guys were being weak by not criticizing his decision in the slightest. Of course Of course, I could be wrong. I don't know what goes on behind the seeds. Hmm. Yeah, you could be wrong You have absolutely no idea what we Yeah He's he's presumed what me and rags may or may not have said to wolf. It's like you have you have no idea Oh shut the fuck up dude That's such bullshit Yeah, there's nothing else really to say about that. Uh, the uh, the walking dead would be perfect for efap games two is awful the telltale ones well What well, that's the thing with telltale is that the telltale walking dead one That was the fluke Yeah, because I I think I played the first one for like a couple of hours. I didn't find it that interesting but Nobody has a good opinion of telltale at this point. I mean the people were upset that they got like They went down that was the odd one. That was the one that stood out. That's what got him everything But if you look into telltale and the way that they're basically survived Is that they would they they it's almost like they supercharged their company they would Accept money for doing work that they wouldn't be able to do to do ip work to And they just go from one to the next to the one to the next super quick over and over and over But their work itself was just mediocre There were so many just dull boring awful things and they just didn't make money They didn't move units. They couldn't keep up the quality of that one thing that got him on the map Telltale is I mean Are they still alive? I don't think they are. I thought they went under. I don't think they broke apart a year or two ago Telltale games they were bailed out. Maybe I don't know Let's see defunct as of october 11th, 2011. Yeah, there's some There was there's a couple videos out there that talk about telltale and how they survived as long as they did Uh But they made a good season of walking dead and that was kind of it Because remember they did wolf among us. They did batman. They did game of thrones They did the borderlands ones um They did the minecraft one by the way, you need to watch bro teams streams on that that she is fucking hilarious I streamed that game Fuck dude. It was one of the most successful streams I did on twitch because loads of people wanted to see it. I don't know why It was so bad that gave us awful it's it Geez, I Telltale has a terrible reputation now and it is they deserved it And yeah, they uh, they still so they stopped making games in 2011 like fucking hell. That was ages ago Not 2011. I think was it wasn't that late. I thought that's what you said No, they went defunct october 11th of 2018 Oh, sorry. Okay. I think they were founded in 2014. I think But they would they would do this thing. But yeah, they did lego. I think they did lego stuff too. Um But what they did was Like they would buy Licenses and get licenses and they would get like paid to do it through what through whatever deal that they had And so they would make money from putting out the stuff for the license and they kind of like subsisted on Licensing fees and money and stuff like that And and the sales just couldn't make it up. But that's just how how they kind of carried on It was really weird And I think that there was a big there's a whole bunch of issues with telltale and people who worked there and lawsuits Let me go to the wikipedia here and uh Majority studio closure. I guess they relaunched under lcg entertainment, but i'm not so Sure about that. Um Yeah, they they they they got rid of like 90 percent of their employees In one day. It was in september. I think this was like the month before they officially closed But they fired like 90 of the company. They kept a little core team to just Keep it alive In for like almost like legal reasons Just company obligations and stuff Um and to finish some final projects. It was a mess But yeah, uh, if you if you could read up what happened to telltale it is uh, it is a sad story that company um Who will be the first opposition? uh Revenge of the sith debate efap The debate's been my favorite efaps. Oh, hey, someone's who's a fan of the debate efaps. That's rare Uh, really because I thought they were I mean I don't know a lot of people seem to I like them. I enjoy them I just I don't see a lot of positive discussion about the outside of the not so great debate one being like a huge meme Yeah, because that was like a meme, but it's maybe it's because the guests we have aren't like yes and wasn't good at all and Uh, major lee was terrible Um, it's it's hard to like what metrics you go by like entertainment value versus progress made, you know what I mean And maybe it's because like so many of them just they just shrivel up when they actually come on and they go back Yeah, the one was crazy He spent so long trying to convince us that her walking into fire was reason enough for her to be considered crazy And thus reason enough for to kill children. Yeah, there were all the yeah Anytime you guys presented a point. He's like, well, I don't like to go get into that stuff And it's like it's gonna prove your point wrong That was really weird how he wouldn't conceive. It was it's strange Um Really, my main point is just that because someone is depressed doesn't mean That should not protect them from all criticism when they're acting moronically also high rags Hello. Oh my god Do you not have a soul? It's who what they say Well, it's it's the guy who said about the being weak thing He said my main point is just because someone's depressed shouldn't protect them from all criticism when they're acting moronically Oh my god, like seriously What the hell was wrong with Geez, there are there are plenty of valid reasons to want to remove your own videos from youtube and uh To be honest, I think you should be able to um, but obviously that's unrealistic because of how everything works They're his they belong to him So, yeah, um and also you yeah, you have no idea and you have you have no clue Yeah, like I don't know how I was to explain this. It's like this is he even said he doesn't want to have a youtube channel He doesn't want to do this anymore And he doesn't like the work that he put out regardless of how other people respond Like respect his judgment and what he wants now he wants to live his life Um anyway Kylo, does it hurt me me? Yes, it fucking hurts. I don't oh wait does it hurt? Kylo just asking that in general. I don't know what what's seen this would be from though. It's many suggestions Uh, so many please make an e-fap meme with the girl power moment from endgame with the women from this stream and ending in rags ending in rags Oh my goodness Would rags be the last of the you'd be captain marvel rags. I think that's us I mean, I'm sorry, but it also means you're the most powerful one. So it's not so bad Well, yeah, well, I figure I figure if I had captain marvel's powers, I'd make a better movie No, didn't you hear what kevin feige said that when scarlet witch is like brought to that breaking point? She's more powerful than everyone Yeah, uh, but didn't he say previously that captain marvel was supposed to be I could have sworn there was a comment about her being the most powerful or leader of the avengers I don't know but I like he did but then like just recently he said this about scarlet witch I like the idea that um Uh scarlet witch is the most powerful, but we've seen what captain marvel can do like Yeah, like what they decided to do with her is just like what are you doing stop Stop Going overboard Um You guys went live when my work shift started. You're still live as I go to bed legends As per usual hi rags Hello gears five is ass you ever played gears three I did play gears three Also gears five is not ass Oh my god, here's three. I like yours three better. That's for certain but five isn't ass I think it's campaign is good. I um Very very gorgeous game runs pretty well I enjoy the combat of it. Um, I enjoy the weapons in it Uh, not a fan of not really fan of horde mode I don't think escape mode is really anything interesting Um, I don't know about the verses though, so I can't speak to it But I think the issue with it was that it's a 60 dollar game and the campaign's really the only thing it's good But it's the only thing really worth buying it for Um, and I got two playthroughs out of it. Um If you can get it on the xbox game pass it's definitely worth a co-op playthrough with uh with a buddy Someone in chat said the debates would be great if only more than would moderate them better. Um, did you see what happened with jazen? Like he didn't let me talk for like Had full of minutes if you want me to just ban him or something like that's a solution Uh, that's just not there's no point at that point. Um as for moderation most of the time i'm a participant I don't know if you agree with those rags, but like typically we're not looking for a moderator Yeah, we kind of like the whole we don't want it to get like a flood sport levels But we want to be able to have to where it's like casual between people You know, you know, you shouldn't require a moderator. Um All the idea of like being like some guy is just here to go like you have had your allotted two minutes and now a response It's like oh my god Sometimes uh people need more time. Yeah, I know because sometimes people need longer to respond Sometimes people don't need as much, uh Yeah And like fucking hell Like I said if I was to moderate the jazen one you would have been booted like this But I didn't want to boot him because I just makes the whole thing pointless So I just had to sit there and be interrupted. It's like yeah, this is fun um, but you know, it's uh You do what you can. Um as far as i'm concerned like The all of the participants are supposed to have some degree of responsibility for trying to moderate the conversation in a Efficient manner and we we did try we always try um You remarkable republican debate was the best I agree. I mean sure. It's great Uh, the batman ones are good. Game of thrones and the walk-in dead two and three are bad I wouldn't know I've not played any of them, uh completely Uh, no disrespect and I love you guys and what you do All I'm saying is that the quality of the trailers from the old republic show so much more reverence for star wars than anything The most recent trilogy could have conjured No, I'll believe that. I'll get your word for that sounds true to me. Yeah, I'll just believe that by default um The yes and debate over game of thrones was crazy, but the majorly debate over tlj was my favorite e-fap I would contribute a mortgage payment to see you debate jeb nickles over tlj Also, hi ana feel better No, thank you You mad at debating jeb that would uh, she would cry She would cry. We'd be like no every one of your points is fucking terrible. Here's why And that actually now catches us up to All of the things from this stream, which means we are now into overflow um, oh my goodness I hate I hate to be the bearer of of long news, but the overflow is probably the size of about This conservatively like two and a half e-faps. I think oh my god. Oh my god So, yeah, we'll just we'll run out the clock I suppose and deal with as many as we can I think me and rags gonna try and do a e-fap mini stream To catch up with a bunch of these At some point in this week, maybe Mm-hmm, um, but we will catch up to them eventually. It's gonna happen. We will And there's a lot of people who say like they haven't read it. Oh, we've got another three Three hours and 20 minutes three hours and 30 minutes Um Yeah, I know I'll be able to last that long. Oh stay for as long as you want to problem to leave Whenever you wish um, yeah, I know a lot of people will like has he read out the blah blah blahs from blah blah And it's like they've all been saved if I've missed anything Uh, that would be my bad, but I don't think I have I've just got them all in this big File, so I'm just gonna start reading them out and if you haven't had yours gotten to hopefully it will be eventually Uh Yeah, we'll get there at some point. I'm certain of it Um, but before I start there's just a few more from this stream Or one more rags thoughts on god of gears of war judgment. I think the campaign is incredibly underrated Oh, I I have not played it. That is one that I did not get. Uh, Didn't play that one. Oh, I don't think I played judgment or for I've heard a lot of meh things about for um I haven't played it Remember efap didn't kill it set bam and I think This is when we had the this is the second portion of the new year's eve Super chats. That's where we're at with this selection. I think anyway Huh, um, what if we stop you from getting to the overflow? We're already on it Uh, they live again. See this is when we came back Which apparently the solution if ever it happens that my internet is working But we boot it off youtube is to literally just restart Uh, not much we can do about it, which is annoying But it just means that efaps will be split into parts rather than episodes or maybe episodes depending on um, How far we're going with it or whatever Uh loving the salt coming from the media over joker getting 11 oscar nominations. Yeah, I find it pretty amusing. Um Seems a bit excessive, but people are taking it very seriously like the oscars mean fucking What what the oscars decide what is definitively understood to be good or bad, I guess Yeah, it's yeah, it's just gonna get some appreciation for good things, you know Uh, can yo has a point? Well, I'm I'm I'm just gonna do it bob between reading any new ones that come out in this stream and then overflow ones so Uh scarlet witch got mad you guys were doubting her power levels and killed the old stream Oh my god, I mean we were doubting them Is dead long live efap rudet Restart the stream and screen cap it Screen cap the stream Uh, I can still watch the rest of that stream. Maybe someone can record it Oh, they're talking about how I could rescue the previous one And that's when I learned about the whole you can go into the um live studio And there's a button that says like end stream or whatever That should work just fine in future No stream is ever really gone Also, you know what? I think I might go for a quick toilet Break rags. Would you like to entertain people while I'm gone? I would love to entertain people while you're gone a little Little flippy floppy here All right, so Got a little bit of tea left. I have to get a And he comes back I'll get a refill Oh, man We're going for a while talking about star wars. It's kind of nice to Have the chance to talk about the last Jedi for a little bit like an old Like an old friend So it brought us all together We were strangers before this And now thanks to star wars being terrible at least At least I know it made all of this happen and maybe we all we all owe ryan johnson something for making he's helping Sort of make the proto e-faps happen For getting us all to know each other. Also. Hello chat Hello. Hello Hello marcos and zack and chris and southward terry and Where can I find their remarkable republican debate it is at the end of Episode 66. Let me check here E-fap e-fap Green mar Oh, it pops right up. Let's see. I think that's 50 no It was it wasn't too long ago. It was like 60 Was it 66 Um No, I don't think so Let me let me double check. I need to I I forget which one it was Someone let me know which one the remarkable republican debate was at because I went back and I listened to some of it I can't forget. Um I'll check on moeller again rags and radio voice mode. Well, I moved up a little I skewed it up honest I honestly I am tired We've been going for quite a while. We've been going for That's almost it's almost tomorrow already going for over 10 hours Stop typing rags. It always lights up in my chat Rags bring anomaly ink on maybe some other time. Maybe some other time Um rags seeing patter modern major general Right hellblade games absolutely great. Yeah, man. Hellblade is a fantastic looking game It's got a nice small scale that the development team can handle Gorgeous lighting great textures. Um, I think malina urgins is the uh, the actress who plays uh, sinua Fantastic job by her The sound works really well in that game too. I think that was my game of the year for when it came out 2018 I think Uh, but it had some stiff competition from divinity original sin 2 I love divinity But I don't know hellblade just did it right for me. Just had it right for me Um any thoughts on killing floor 2 monetization changes paid weapon dlcs. I'm fine with them Uh Killing floor 2 has given let's see. Let me double check and make sure when it came out Because killing floor 2 has given an incredible amount of free content for years Uh, it's it's always supported Community maps and stuff like that custom servers tripwire has been really good with the community in those aspects um Let me go to killing floor 2 here Uh go to the store page Currently rated at 90% positive. Yeah, uh, let's see. I have 561 hours in killing floor 2 Love that game Looks like it came out in yeah, like this game came out in november of 2016 So this game is just over three years old Um, and it's been giving seasonal events free weapons free this free that And it's been going and it's all hasn't cost to dime. So i'm fine after three and a half years They want to add some stuff for Um For paying and it isn't it isn't competitive. It is cooperative based um I will have some qualms if they decide to Do this versus thing that I think they were talking about doing And having it having this weapons be available But I don't think it'll be too major But I think they've certainly um, I think they've certainly earned it Let's see, uh Braggs, do you think molly's pooping with the door open? No, he doesn't seem like the type. He doesn't seem like the type I know I would never Never poop with the door open Remarkable republican debate was in the farewell to wolf stream. That is correct That's at the end of the farewell to wolf stream Yeah, he was talking with shad and myself and moller and wolf I think that is, uh, number Uh 65 60 Because we were happy to split them into two in order to reach 66 Yes, 65 it is Um, also, hello Let's see Team talk Have you played greedfall? I have not played greedfall. It's on my kind of my secondary list What's the best cod starting from the og to now? I have four call of duty four is the best followed by black ops Um, I don't know about three call of duty two is pretty good Um, if you're going by total stuff It gets mixed uh mixed up and messy like the new modern warfare the campaign's pretty good kind of short But it is uh the multiplayer is kind of bad. I don't like the multiplayer at all Uh, right play the tales of series Uh rags does mollers poop hurt? Um, I couldn't tell you that sounds like a question for him Uh anomalies asking if I watched the witcher. No, I haven't watched the witcher one of these days. We'll get around to watching them Yeah, we've got so much on the uh on the agenda Waller has returned What I will do is I'm going to top off this drink for a bit so we can round this puppy off Yes, ma'am Uh, I keep seeing efab mentioned on different websites all the time constantly bringing in new fans the toxic brood grows every day Really? Is it like positive mentions because I always imagine that like uh efab They don't allow opinions And monsters you say deep in the crevices of Dark and fiery bum bums is where they live But you know could be Um rags say one thing you liked about tfa, tlj and tross. All right. I will get him to answer that when he comes back Uh, save the stream waller. We need to keep the law. It was rescued successfully Efap used quick revive but lost the perks sad face If the perks refers to keeping the first half we were able to do it Uh tfa part one six thirty four to six forty seven soma versus amnesia part seven I think that one was answered in this stream. Actually, so Excellent Um father smith warrior mother maiden crone stranger. I am hers. She is mine from this day until the end of my days I uh, I know that's a reference to game of thrones, but I'm not sure What it was referencing other than that That's the marriage valve Yeah, I know. I'm saying I don't know what it was referencing like You know, why did that come up? I don't know. Uh, maybe we're talking about game of thrones at the time I that's the problem a lot of the context will be lost for these but That's the best we can do Sorry for the many chats, but I don't usually catch these live. So number one molla. Can you say this? It's for the meme line on the next super chat Oh These may have been mixed up. I hope not though well I hope I haven't I might have lost the what that was referring to because these don't always get put down in order unfortunately Uh, because the next one just says old stream is unavailable rip And then the next one says happy new year in regards to your last e-fap the protagonist being offered an army by the antagonist And accepting with the mentality of using it to complete their mission is literally the main plot of bionicle web of shadows Oh, we got a what? Yeah, we got to keep up with the bionicle Yeah, um, just in curator page. No Uh, no rags does moller's poop hurt when he throws it at you Um Who would throw poop at a dog first off? Yeah, that's fucked up. That's double cruelty um Moeller and rags. I have Tourettes and asperger. I love jokers laugh more than the predators portrayal Also, I have a tip where I say what you'd uh, bring me including table smack. Thanks for that Hello, uh, what's favorite video you've done on your channel? I really like doing the bully hunters one, which was the first one I used with vegas after moving from movie maker um I like the brown table one I did that was a good one. There's all kinds all kinds of ones I liked well rags is bisexual call me me call me meal I gotta google that one my dude Uh, one of the new soup chat said rags say one thing you liked about tfa tlj on tros I thought that the visual effects were wonderful I really really they certainly looked very very Very expensive. They looked like they were very professionally produced and the I get the Shots on many of the shots look fantastic It's only a shame that all of that money and time and effort and design went into just a shitty shitty trilogy Could you be uh, could you give an individual positive to the three of them that refers to anything to do with writing or no? Um to writing yeah um C-3PO was funny in rise of skywalker in the last Jedi Hey guys, I think I'm gonna head out Sure Is a okay uh go get your sleeps and your rests and whatnot get your healing on Yeah, you flew it up Okay, well, thanks for having me on and have a Me just to promote your challenge instead of because I don't know if you're able to if you want to ush It's just that star wars girl, and I talked about star wars Star Wars and other things check it out folks, uh Let's see, and I've been a very good sport hanging out despite the Deliberate what's the word? I'm looking for eggs debilitating. Is that the one debilitating? Yeah, the curse Of the fungus. Um, but yeah, thanks for thanks for coming on with us and um Always always nice to have you feel better and uh, we'll catch you around Bye-bye Uh, what did you spot rags? What was the shocking thing the academy? Congratulations to the visual effect nominees They are avengers end game the irishman the lion king 1917 and the rise of skywalker um, no elita battle angel on here uh god zilla which is interesting, um But man, there is a lot of people in the comments wondering where elita is There's a lot but The king of the monsters was a terrible movie. However, the visual Yeah, yeah incredibly good um While I don't think the Oscars decide what is the best i'm very sad to see no a 24 films What do you think about them excluding their great films? Uh, what exactly does that refer to? American independent entertainment company founded on august 20 by Those people. Oh the lighthouse midsummer Those two, um, I've I've heard a lot of mixed and bad things about midsummer um critical drinker fucking hates it Like he finds it frustrating the lighthouse though. I'm definitely gonna watch that I constantly hear good things about the lighthouse um Me and you know rags you and I will check that one out. I'm sure of it. I would like to yeah I'd like to give it a look. Let's do it We shall discover the truth of this nonsense Add it to the list throw it on the pile Flippity floppity rags as is is giving star wars gill that cocks lap o'clock slappity All right, there you go. That's to substitute a word because youtube filters are bad. Oh Hippity hoppity cloppity cockety slappity clock slappity apparently It's time. Yeah, it's when it's time for cock. It's clock Does draining the one-eyed snake venom into my grandpa's in give me the apex homo It's a complicated question, honestly Draining the one-eyed snake Who is the most attractive disney prince prince, um, I'd have to be reminded of all of them Let's see which ones qualify as princes Let me get Um Let me get a list all right Prince florian from snow white in the seven dwarves nah Prince charming from cinderella Nah, he's a faggot Prince philip from sleeping beauty. We're getting there Uh prince elrick Or sorry prince eric from little mermaid Yeah Prince adam, I'd say he's up there So long as he stays a beast Uh Aladdin. He's up there as is john smith john smith's one of the higher rankings Li shang also up there Eugene fit spurt is from tangled and he's up there too Yeah, I can't give a shit about christoph. Oh prince dimitri from Anastasia He's on the list, but I don't I don't know. He's he's all right Um, and I guess Peter star lord jason quill Huh Oh I mean that's not star lord like as in yeah, it's star lord Huh All right, no He's on the list um We have unofficial princes Peter pan think he's too young think he's a kid So we're not gonna go there tauren from the black cauldron If you haven't seen tauren, I'm sorry if you haven't seen the black cauldron You should it's great Fucking bad guy and black cauldron. It's like horrifying the warned king. Oh, I know man I think tauren's too young to matter hercules He's up there. Sure. Tarzan. Yeah boy. How about he's savage Uh kuzco. Nah, he's funny, but you know Milo from Atlantis Jim from treasure planet he's handsome. I don't know if he's you know keen eye from brother bear Yeah, I'd say so prince edward from enchanted Uh second male protagonist from enchanted um Okay, so prince edward is a second male protagonist blah blah blah although he is technically a legitimate disney prince He is not an official one Probably because of the fact that disney would pay copyrights to the actor james marston Wow You know, we have prince james from the male protagonist of sophia the first Once upon a princess I have no idea who that is So have you have we got a choice? the number one um let's see I think i'm gonna go with uh, it might be It might be eugene fitsbert or lee shang or john smith I maybe between john i'm gonna i might think i might go with john smith There we have it i think i'm gonna go with john smith Um, yeah, how come doors not on this list? Yes, he's king now whatever I don't know if this is official Right, I wanted you guys to react to trumpy bear see That video What? For trumpy bear commercial, I guess um I can throw that into the Uh copyrighted things that we'll watch on saturday. I suppose trumpy bear We've got a two minute commercial looks like it could be funny Everyone's talking about simba like yeah simba's yeah. Yeah simba's up there He's a good guy All right super chat to let future me know where to resume tomorrow Fair enough is wolf doing okay. He was my favorite of the three no offense So it's all right and uh, yeah, he's doing okay. That's fine asshole Hello me from efap 47 boy. Howdy these suit chas Super chat reads are getting longer and longer fun fact This is the first efap to run over the eight hour mark Oh in 47 Yeah, we uh, I believe For a while we thought that he hours the cap right and then we found out it was 12 Then we found out just by uh happenstance that uh, no we could keep this train running even longer um Batwoman is now dceu movie cannon that is that that's oh Because of well because I was going to say the the episodes have come out by the way right so Some of these messages could be related to what happens in those episodes In batwoman apparently she's dceu movie cannon now Oh my god, we shall see Um Yay moeller is finally considering the record while streaming thing I suggested all the way back in efap 50 you'll off my ass off love you you're massive I'll see if I can record what is available of stream for you Yeah, it worked out Fine eventually like the stream was saved, but I will I do need to look into that I was actually planning on sorting out my obs in ready for this weekend, but then efap got moved up so Um, I shall get around to it Hello, what's everyone's favorite music groups? Electric light orchestra is my favorite I'd say symphonic metal is my favorite Wait, is that a band you named or genre? No, it's a band yellow. Oh cool Uh might be rhapsody of fire probably They're they're they're british. I thought you'd heard of them. They're I don't know enough about music. I'm very weak on that subject to be honest I I like music though It's cool. I like it too Uh shads book looks like something I'd be interested in but as someone who's a beginner to novels I'm not sure if it's a good starter Does anyone have mainly does anyone have mainly for shad but really anyone English class in australia made me hate reading Because they kept giving me shit books, but I'm thinking starting reading I I say it cuts off there. I don't know if there was more to that If you if the if the question is uh, what you need smaller stuff to start off. Yeah, like beginner novels like um Uh, the alchemist Simplistic while being long running stories through a moment for for kids to read. Um, our report is probably decent enough, right as a start I don't know Um Did you read my super chat is the one about jedi and sith philosophy possibly hours ago also high rags Hello Yes, uh, I remember it's from british knight. Um Let me see if I can load it back up and try and remember what our answer was Do the jedi philosophy is based in submission morality namely submission to the force sith philosophy is based in self-determinism to the nth degree Uh, yeah, I I don't have any problem with that necessarily. I don't know what else to Sort of go into it with um submission for morality versus self-determinism Uh Happy new year. Yeah, this kind of shows where we're at. Happy new year. You're a great big bunch of massives Love you guys and this is the best community on youtube. Don't care what anyone says also high rags Hello Yeah, I think it's a pretty good community as communities go Ain't ain't so bearded at all Do we get caught up on the book thing because I'd mentioned one Did you have a short a smaller book suggestion for him to start out in? Uh, I recommended, uh, the lemony snicket books being that they're very new person friendly and then My figure harry potter would be a decent step up from that then as well Uh, the project we it's interesting. Uh, we we talked about the tarn from black cauldron But the disney movies based on the prudain chronicles Those might be worth a look. Uh, I started reading some of those um The I think the first aragon book is good. Just stop after that. Just stop after that. Um, let's see, uh As I mentioned before nightfall is a good one. Uh, that's Uh, isaac asimov and uh, robert silverberg I think that uh asimov and clark did a book together called hammer of god And I would highly suggest let's say hammer of God, uh Or was that just clark that's just just arthur c clark. It's a 93 uh science fiction novel. It's really good I would recommend hammer of the hammer of god um Uh One thing to do that might be useful is to pick up one of those old anthologies of short stories science fiction short stories Because you don't have to stick with them for too long In order to you know, you go from one story to the next to the next So it's like reading a bunch of you know a bunch of tiny books Um, so you know you could do that Um Let's see Some people say and start with a hobbit. I forget how big those books were they're they're very I don't know if I'd start with those books they're just written very detailed and They're like they're wonderful, but the style Might catch some off-guard. Um, or it might not be for everyone I'm just trying to sort of think about When I used to you know, read what kind of stuff what I'd recommend um Mice and men would probably be a good one to do I would also if you if you want to I think that's pat conroy. I think I fucking forget the names. Um Uh That's Is it pat conroy? Let me double check. No, john steinbeck. Yes. John steinbeck Uh, why don't I think pat conroy? Um, but there was also the lords of discipline That's a really good book. I would highly recommend you read lords of discipline too Uh, that's they that's the book by pat conroy. That's the one I was mixing it up with but yeah, the lords of discipline is a fantastic book Some people are saying to kill a mockingbird. That's a pretty good one. That's a pretty good one. Um But yeah, I think I think what I think the first suggestion I made was probably the best the alchemist Very approachable really great. I would definitely recommend Starting off with the alchemy um Someone's mentioned dune dune's a little weightier than the rest, but dune is good So I would definitely recommend dune if you want If you want to get something good Well, that's a pretty wide selection. I'm sure they can uh work with that. Yeah, I just I guess just kept going That's me. That's that's that's okay. I think that's e fabb at this point That's e fabb Watch trump anime by canadian turtle Trump anime Trump anime Hello, all my massives could both hosts and guests if this is during the next e fabb Sing magic aids bus in the way magic school buses sung also high rags Magic aids bus. Hello. How is magic school bus sung? Hop on the magic school bus Just hop on the magic aids bus I'm guessing they would need a full set of lyrics, but uh, I don't even I don't even remember something about a river of lava river river of aids. I don't River of aids Oh, no Um, this is this is something I'm I'm gonna judge whether or not. I'll put this on screen by your reaction rags. Okay Ready All right, let's do it Oh my god I don't know judging from that Toxic brood on board Oh my goodness Um, it's okay to put that up, right? Um, I think so I I guess I can't I'll just just not for long. I suppose it's the the plan. I don't know like it's You never know these things. Um, maybe put it I don't know toxic brood on board Should be should be most defined. I don't know specifically what this was references, right? This is how we go and this is how This is efab life takes you in all kinds of places It's gonna it's gonna be uh, I don't even know if I'm sure what I think about all that Yeah, it's complicated feelings. I mean you got loads of show it do it. We'll see how they reacts to that That is um That is something else. Mm-hmm Uh, would you guys ever review slash rip into old godzilla movies the ensuing rage would feed me for an entire year Well, if we're ever running low on power, I'm sure all the hot air could keep us warm in the winter I think we'll probably cover godzilla versus kong. That's gonna happen. This is a follow-up from king of monsters How is kong even gonna stand a chance? I've seen like this concept pictures where kong is like the same size as godzilla And I was like, no, I didn't realize that godzilla is like massive compared to king kong king kong Well the new king kong big but Oh the new king kong. He's like he's he's much bigger. I don't know that he's like the same size though If I can find you an image. Yeah, I don't know how kong's gonna stand a chance Ragnar, I'm curious what that Who's the bad guy in that movie because all they supposed to both be good guys between kong and um Zilla I mean, no, maybe start to get into a tussle at first and it's like a tie And then before they, you know, keep fighting like a new monster shows up and they both have to team up to kill it What is with this fucking iteration of kong? Look at that picture Oh no, oh no Oh no, he's good zilla Um Yeah, I suppose we'll see that that's probably what we would do And we're back rule of two also hi rags Hello Mola happy new year anna rocksitromisin rocksitromisin. Is that like a a pill? Some kind a medicine and then rags Possibly. Yeah, I'm not sure of that one And rags. Who's a good boy? I am I am that is me Hi, and at rags. Who's the father? Oh, is it bad that I don't know? I I think that's you know, it's it depends on the context and circumstances. It's okay So it's uh, oh stinky in relation to that picture of king kong Um Shame I won't be around to listen to you read super chats, but may the dawn bless your new year my fellow n words n walks. Sorry n walks instead of you walks n walks Suggestion for starters another meme thing I need a groaning sound from everyone who has a little cardboard cut out from the advent calendar It can be sensual or angry or whatever But when I because that was that was about to me by my follow-up is now when you say groan Do you mean like damn? He's big or like I just landed on a chain after jumping into a hole Or like an angry growl, but I guess we have some creative liberties here And apparently it's for when I poke a skewer through the bottom of the cut out. So You want to get everybody who's on that advent calendar to do that? That's gonna be tough a groan I mean if it's just a groan you probably couldn't even tell that it's not from the person or from the person you know I guess he's just going just just for the fidelity the sheer devotion to the craft He wants all those details right where they need to be somebody skewering me. I probably go off Then again, I'd probably be screaming this is skewer. I might go. Mm. I could be like a or a Who knows might be going like Who knows who knows but yes, good luck with getting everybody to do that. I'm not sure how that's gonna I'm like all kinds of noises when I'm skewered. That's true Uh predator versus judge dread versus aliens uh alien thoughts Predator Judge dread versus Aliens this is it was specified just alien. So I'm I'm I'm a purist who thinks that predator dominates alien pretty much Unless alien gets the Uh predator does yeah, because if they couldn't kill aliens, they wouldn't breed them to hunt them Well, I'm if we go strictly by the first movies for all of these Um, I still think predator beats alien The only if it's a fair fight as in they both know they're in a room. They both know each other exists predators one, but if it's Like if the alien can sneak attack it, then sure, I guess the alien could win Um, but predator's gonna fuck up the alien pretty pretty easily if he has a shot at using any of his weapons and then Judge dread I feel like judge dread loses to both of those I guess you could smack you could fuck up them both in the right circumstances I guess that's how this works. It's always going to be the right circumstances for all of them I mean because you could shoot predator and kill him. That's the thing and I don't know. What is the extent of his visor? um Uh, I but he's the only one from that trio that isn't from that universe Yeah, um But you could he's like a marine but better, right? Like that's how you could sort of think about it But so are like marines in the alien universe. So Uh Yeah, I don't know. It's weird. That's what I mean. They're all capable of killing each other. It's just Yes, they are all capable of killing each other. It's almost like judge dread takes the place of the marines I would yeah, my money would be on the predator, but I think it's possible for anyone to win Yeah um Godzilla versus steamboat who wins Oh steamboat Steamboat fucking crushes that Wags I didn't hear you sing aids bus do it. I've been working on that meme for weeks and I need those lines sung by efab uh See I just go bus song lyrics. Um See So it's just it's just saying it's just singing um Hop on the magic aids bus That's all I guess Like hop on the magic aids bus Is that all you need Just hopping on that magic aids bus If you want always room for more on the magic aids bus There's a seat right next to Carly She's has aids if she got on the magic aids bus What you don't you don't want to jump on yeah, we got so much room Passengers keep dying of aids Oh Oh Yeah, hop on the magic aids bus Put a carly die Uh, it's a work in progress. Mm-hmm Um Once again rags. You're who led me to efab regardless what the whamen have to say Just want to say I look forward to my video being reviewed by efab and using that to mask my place among efab's heroes Oh my goodness clever girl Uh, holy fuck you guys have totally eclipsed the god damn podcast in time popularity and donations The god damn is that a podcast Expelliarmus The god damn god damn podcast apparently it's a thing God damn podcast God damn podcast on youtube um Yeah, I don't I don't know of it. Oh, they streamed nine minutes ago. So uh Well, yeah Fair enough. So I guess they started the they started before we started and then they started and then they ended and then That's natural for the most part Predator versus steamboat that's steamboat easily Predators would struggle to keep up with steamboat uh Hey guys, I shipped for the usaf this month. Thanks for all the memes and efaps Uh, love you all for your amazing content and keep being great. Also. Hi rags Hello Yeah, good stuff, man Uh Have fun. I suppose I'm glad that it's given you, uh the fun that it has Uh, this one just says we're not mad just disappointed. I think that might be related to star track star wall. Sorry. I don't know Oh, I'm I I was mad at first, but uh Uh, the best mcu movies are like shake shack Shake shack. I don't I don't know what to make of that Shake shack Uh, how long until shad jumps on with his spaghetti bolognese? Oh, you know, I don't know it'll be any time Good old shade Toss a coin to your witcher zero value of plenty. Oh no. Oh value of plenty. Oh value of plenty Toss a coin to your witcher and friend of humanity. Is that something in the witcher? I think it's that song they made. Um They someone made a song about, uh witcher stuff And it is like a line that says toss a coin to your witcher Uh wish me a happy 33rd birthday. Thanks for all the content Happy 33rd birthday. Hope it was good tisms Yeah, I hope that the day went well. I say went because it is 12 17. It is now officially tomorrow Yes, well, this was a super chat from the new year's eve stream. So I'll back Uh, fuck mary kill young lair rey padme Oh, I think we did this one before didn't we mary lair. She's awesome. Let's yeah kill rey Also, can you take it into the royal family? Can you kill rey? Is that possible? Uh, I guess by the rules of this. Yes. I mean she died in the film technically There's no there's no bed and to bring it back this time Yeah, so and then fuck padme that makes sense, right fuck padme. Yeah, fuck padme. There we go Thought of it deriddle that riddle Yeah, there you go. Uh, just finished watching return of the jedi with my dad a few minutes ago first time in 10 years It's just as good as I remember even if the CGI is a bit dated That's the thing with uh The the stronger movies last a lot longer than the weaker ones for sure Uh er thanks for introducing me to stein's gate. Oh, this is a question for him. I shall keep this For er Real talk with you. You're massive in my line of work. I spend long hours outside working You guys give me daily content to listen to appreciate it my dude make the hours bearable Oh, man, that's great to hear. We luck here and stuff like that. We do that always makes me smile Um, happy new year that someone can start listening to one of our podcasts at the beginning of their shift Finish their shift not finish the podcast and still have enough for half of their next shift Yeah, that's that's kind of the idea especially if they decide, you know what I'm gonna rewatch e-fap. It's like oh, man It's gonna be a while before you catch back up And then there's the e-fap minis True. Yeah, those are like concentrated super cut e-faps Yeah, they are of the uh, those ones are dense. Mm-hmm Um Happy new year you bunch of massives a toast to the year full of alcohol alcohol and destruction Of my a toast a toast You guys are live streaming at the same time as razor fist and I'm having to switch between you two Well, oh my god, I guess we got to get him on the show. So you don't have to do that. True Leia killed herself to save rey by distracting her own son during a duel Kind of a dick move. Um, funnily enough Je-je-Jebi-Jebi Nichols put out a tweet about this that I completely agree with she said If you remember the fight rags, he has several opportunities to kill rey And he just doesn't like the only time he ever seems to move the sword is in defense of a rey attack And then she gets like really tired And then suddenly decides to go for a kill shot like, huh? You know, I mean like he spends the whole fight like not really looking to kill it But then he's like, yeah, you know what? I guess I will and then Leia shows up and it's like, oh It's very strange. Um, sorry, mom. But then again, what isn't strange when it comes to Kylo Ren? My question last time was on which game to play next Kotor versus Binding of Isaac versus Nia versus Hellblade versus the new Terminator game Oh, that is a selection Probably Hellblade because it's high quality and Yeah, Hellblade. Yeah, Hellblade is great um You can go through it once doesn't take too long But if you do roguelikes like Binding of Isaac, you can just get really sunk into it And just go and go and go and go and go And then as for the rest Binding of Isaac is quite the time sink if you wanted to get fully into it Maybe Nia should come after that one. I don't know about the new Terminator game and then Kotor. I mean This community has nothing but good things to say. So I feel like Terminator would be would be easier to get through than Nia Yeah, just make sure it's something you want to play. I guess just check out some reviews or whatever Yeah, um, yeah shooters are generally easier to get through than like RPGs or action games a lot of the time Uh Maler monolithic means single rock stop it. All right Uh raise training scenes plagiarized from avatar. Oh because of the floating rocks thing. Yeah Well, you know luke floated a rock But it's just not impressive to float one these days. You've got to float loads of them in like an actual sort of pattern But it's cool Uh, that's why jabo loves ray tlj ended with her lifting boulders Oh And it does open in the new film with her lifting boulders again. So definitely, um Definitely a subjective reason to enjoy it just saying Is the fanfic author alive Um The fanfic of what? I don't know. What what what fanfiction will we talking about in the new year's eve stream at all? Bring any memories to the minor what? Oh I'm not sure. I can't remember. Oh the person who made the mary sue thing. I guess It's probably it. I don't know if she's alive or not assuming it's a she Yeah, I don't know Yeah, I'd have to look into it Um Love you guys. Aiden is a longwammin good and er is a quiet boy. Keep up the great work. Here's five pounds. Thank you very much Thank you Please cover a diabeto vid with razor fist soon I've heard that's the way to go and we've got a plenty on backup of diabeto So, um, yeah, it'll work out happy new year's you massives And it's a bit ironic on social media that people are attacking fans that didn't like their space movie for children Oh, yes Oh, yes Um Um, what is this? Frick you southpaw Musially send this entire super chat to him out of spite I love you. You massive now for a question. What was your favorite e-fap of the year? Mine would be the aid in sleepy-tism stream. That was good rat Um, I think we've answered this before and 50 tends to be the answer cause, uh Yeah, that was such a cavalcade. I really do like the two wolf streams though the last ones we did work good ones Yeah, especially near the end. We started to really just loosen up It was good to them Those those are my favorites, I suppose I think so 50s at the top of my list lots of good moments throughout though Uh, hello knee walks I think that's supposed to be any any walks and walks. I don't know. Uh Glib is awesome. He's very well spoken. Also death threats really. Yeah, that was uh, that was weird Um, and glib was very well spoken. It was nice to have him on Yeah, you're good Uh, 2020 you're a monster 2019. Yes, I am I only sure of what is happening there, but yes 2020. Um, so far has been okay, hasn't it rags? It's been all right So far 2020 has been doing pretty good. We're 15 days into this decade and I can say it's okay All right, that is my completed rating Uh idea for eFap movie car aligned but with but wild drunk slash high Oh my god, that would be the eFap movie How that works is that I don't know we'd want to watch a shitty one that probably won't get copyright Um as a fellow cracker zoean, I'd love to see filmento here Uh There are there are videos he's made that I wanted to cover on eFap. So um He's welcome to come on. I don't know that he will or would but there's a good chance we will cover him at some point Um, not in a hunting way just in a way that I'd like to address points. He makes Hi eFapers. Happy new years from this drunk cunt Well, good drunkenness to you soon, sir Drunk cunt. Uh, we love you aiden. Happy new years. Happy new years Happy new years to you. The earth is around 4.5 billion years old and the universe is 13.8 billion years old Everyone stop hating on aiden. Love you aiden. Hi wags Hello You either come in the sink or the sink in the cum gringo slobbins Because I always heard it to are you either you come in the sink or say get the cum Or I I've always heard it's better to come in the shower than the shower in the cum But I don't know about that Both of these are interesting pieces of advice It's really based really it's it's just It's it's just one of those mental exercises on how much do you like come? Will we get the answers to that? I do not know Like like from everyone Love aiden long woman good We're that white woman at and that apparently is a quote from finn. I don't remember that in the film, but maybe Uh, er, reilo is worse than cora and marco Uh, I don't know if he'd agree with that cora very much attacks his soul. So Maybe um my notes for tros after listening to efab 66 shot up to 41 pages and the script is already 20 pages Which is currently covering the falcon arriving at persana kill me Yeah, that was daunting for me as well Like my script was getting way too fat before I'd even gotten to significant scenes. I was like, oh god like Talking about all of this that stream didn't help. We found so many problems with that film Uh, they called anakin's lightsaber rays in fortnight. Oh I guess Raise lightsaber, right? Yeah He repaired it. It's totally is Nobody's talking about how lando never reacted slash mentioned han's death. That makes me sad also high rags Hello Yeah, that's true. I didn't even think about that. There's no He doesn't even like he doesn't even say I heard about what happened. He doesn't acknowledge it. Yeah Say some good things about him or That would be a scene I would want where lando sits down next to chewy and they have like you could you can write a really good scene with that But there was a nail chewy dialogue Yeah, it's tough, but it's something you could really make meaningful and It's just there is no seed like that in in riser skywalker. No characters speak to each other for fuck's sake like It is The only ones are there together for so long, but they do so little with character stuff You have when fin's like hey ray. You're not evil and she's like you don't know that Like okay, that's a small something. You're not evil Then there's the one where it's like I used to be a soldier too until we all dropped our weapons Because we didn't want to kill people because the force told us to and then fin's like whoa Me too Like okay, so I got two Uh, that's about it I guess there's a tiny bit between ray and and and kylo in the film sort of so little And then there's a smooch where they seal their love for each other. No horrifying Uh found your channel this year and loving it can't wait to see what you have in store for 2020. Hi rags shebo. Oh, no Oh, that's great to hear Save the dream I hate women, but come on chat. Aiden didn't deserve that Um, I mean, we don't know who it was who's sending that stuff. Um, I hope it's not chat I don't think so it's probably trolls or something like that Uh, those dirty ewoks need to go back to end all oh my god Uh scene phrases like what up my ewoks popping up in a number of other streams genuinely confusing the hell out of whoever is streaming Well done efap Hey, man, it was quinted reviews. What was it us? He's uh, the mercy of it. Yeah, he's what can what can we do? We can't do anything Um, have any of you seen troll hunter on netflix? I think it does the heroes journey really well three below kind of sucks Three below kind of sucks. Okay. I have not seen it. No, I haven't seen it. No Uh Ralph the movie makers last few reviews have kind of sucked Well That'll be an interesting thing to check out. Won't it rise soon enough? I am ready. Yeah, downright excited rev the engines if you will Uh, bringing jay longbone on an ewok. Is this fan service? Yes Good fan service though. Makes sense. This is pod racing Mm-hmm. Happy jeb year. I am the alien scan me. I dare you Ah, the alien game. Good tizm Uh, dude molla. I'm fucking drunk right now. Gappy new year, man. You're the best Damn youtuber. I know man. You're dark owls to ceres The best shit ever ever seen on youtube. You make great ass shit, man. You've inspired me To experience content new Good stuff Thanks for sending the the chat in and I hope you weren't too drunk that you were Unable to get home safely wherever you may have been but thank you And then you got fuck you it's january didn't them Are there any films that have come out in january that aren't terrible? I thought what's come out recently because there's the whole like Terrible movies are supposed to come out in january, right? That's how that works Uh For this year wait 1917 when did that come out? I think it came out. Oh fourth of december Wait really? Oh, okay. It seems like it gosh that seems before I don't know I feel like because it's only in the last few days. I've been hearing loads about it, you know Yeah, maybe it released Somewhere else like a special country that got it. Well, according to apparently that's the uk Uh, 1917 release america Fourth of december apparently no, right? I don't know Dr. Do little jumanji underwater Frozen to oh jumanji. I feel that's not terrible. Um Uh, oh that was 11th of december though. Well, what the fuck I typed in january movies. It's not what are you doing? the grudge uncut gems Pretty sure that was before january and little women was dojo rabbit. No that's before oh Uh I don't know I do not know We can watch tan haji or people in chat saying 1917. It had a limited release Ra said this weekend you plebshit hack. I mean i'm reading the internet to you. What do you want me to do? I don't have this opinion. I'm just saying apparently that's what it was released Would would the internet really lie to me release date the fourth of december 2019 united kingdom But uh, yeah, I don't know. I guess 1917 is being It's very good. So for fuck you. It's january. It's not so bad Fuck you. It's january Um, did you look at the confirmed trevorow script? New yet not yet Remember when efap was some tism who liked talking about films and not just a cult of people who worship the rooftop god I remember i rags hail ra Hello I like this one. This just says patrick williams makes bad content Okay Well, uh, he I wonder how he's doing these days. I don't know. He's released recently. Um, I think I've tried to keep up with him I know he did that john wick one that was really weird They tell you about that rags He says that uh, john wick scenes are made worse whenever there's assault rifles because assault rifles should be removed from the scenes Just like they should be removed from anybody in real life Who said that patrick williams Um, okay. No, you should not own assault rifle. It's just a weird injection in the middle of his video Yeah, especially because assault rifles are very difficult and expensive to come by Almost nobody has them He hasn't done anything in the last month. All right patrick Jaguar blessings Er and rags Eloise y'all man. What are your thoughts on life? Thoughts on life. I like life I mean, that's going well. I enjoy it. I hope to continue to enjoy it I love steins gate. I love and death note also rags loved You vid on mr. Matty plays Oh, thanks. That was a while ago Apparently that's how they found you all right Yeah, that was uh, that's from fallout 4 a long time ago. That was a good one. I remember it That game was kind of who oh, hey look a super chat that is now made superior by us having done the stream today Just right uploaded today Things he no like not enough rose because jj pandering to racists Oh, yeah, he did say that like jj was trying to pad it to racists That's why she was did it as much while JJ's excuse I don't know if you know this he said that uh She had a way bigger role But it was all to do with lair and lair's scenes got cut because she looked awkward and apparently that means rose's scenes got cut too That's what jj said and I like to think that the most likely thing is that he really just didn't fucking like rose There's nothing to do exactly. She's a fucking annoying character. I'm sorry That's nothing to do with Uh being asian it's not it's not what people hate at all and I don't understand how you can maintain that when you've got The rogue one characters that nobody hated Yeah in fin Oh, well, they would probably argue that no people are okay with black people this point, but asians whoof Oh, yeah, there's asians whoof Do much racetisms Gotta draw the line somewhere How much time left until Until will you hit the cap? We've got yeah two hours and 20 minutes Oh my god I mean if you know, let me know if you want to Bear off at some point because we're never gonna be able to get through all of these Yeah, because I'm I'm getting pretty tired Well, yeah, just uh, how long do I can you want to go for? Oh, you want to just finish up the hour and go another 24 minutes Sure Round it out. Well, you guys know the tlj fans. Yes Light furies are a separate subspecies. You can see two more when hiccup goes to the hidden world. Oh, that's about um How to train your dragon how to train your dragon? Um You two are completely misrepresenting the third how to train your dragon film Grimmel was the one who made night fury's extinct the light fury is a different species I I haven't seen them. I don't know Who are the two that were talking about it? Do you remember? Uh, was it glib? Oh, maybe no, I don't think I don't know. No, I don't think it was glib. Uh I Don't remember I don't I do not remember. Yeah, I don't remember either, but fair enough don't know enough about that uh Those movies happy new years and may 2020 bring insight to all I hope so too Watching efab playing lego star wars good way to end slash start the year. Happy new year everyone. Have a new year Sorry, I can't stay and watch you lovely ewoks currently watching lord of the rings with the wife I'll have to binge while painting miniatures later. Love you guys. Have a happy new year. Also. Hello wags Hello Uh y'all check twitter for john boy agus tweets of our star wars. Yes, it was funny Yeah, the the the main event was when And i'm paraphrasing right you have to go to look for this to get the specifics but the way I remember going is someone says that like Something about like fin is happy about the fact that kylo's dead because it means the ray is single and it's like a a gift of him dancing and um He says it's something like it's not about who gets the kiss. It's about who lays the pipe I think that's what he said and he got accused of being a sexism for saying that Oh my god You see to refer to sexual activity with the female species is ultimately objectification Yeah, it's sexism very much so um All the takeaways by ours were closed So i'm having beans on toast while watching efab to make up for it carry on massives. Also watch evangelian In I guess it'll go on the list the rather large list Uh break their legs raw goodness. I took rags as advice and got off twitter. Good choice Yeah, man very much so Twitter is the big gay uh All the happy new years my massive ewoks and hello wags Hello Mando episode four was directed by brice dallas howard textbook nepotism. No way someone with her directing resume should get that job Well, that was arguably the worst episode of them all by by a considerable margin than some of the other And I don't think that she's entirely to blame Surely john favreau gets to shoulder some of it considering the other episodes and the fact that he's supposed to be involved in every episode Yes, she's the director agreed, but the writing is so fucking bad in that episode um So but but but agreed that she is ron howard's daughter, right? So there's a good chance that that's how she got the gig But then again, I don't know what a directing history is so Yeah, I know Hi rags Hello, happy new year my massive ewoks. Here's to a new decade of efapping Here here another decade Thoughts on how clomor season seven will turn out I got no clue. Follow it. I have no idea I hope it turns out good for the clomor's fans though, honestly Uh Happy new year everyone also hi rags Hello Happy new year long man and doggo may the dawn bless God bless you My country is on fire for about three months, but at least I can watch efap Yeah, it's the little positives you try and draw out That's probably before the bushfires. So that's just referring to somewhere else being on fire. I suppose I'm fortunate, but um Hopefully not fatal Happy new year my ewoks twilex rodians, etc. Hi wags Hello in a fight between the golden company and the knights of ren which dies faster in under 20 seconds There's more of the golden company, but the knights of ren are more like have more deadly weapons. I suppose so I think the knights of ren have deadlier weapons. I don't know Going from the film you'd say no But going from they're like lore in visual dictionaries and all that shit like apparently they do We have to make them cool because the movies are shit. Yes The golden company will probably win. There's way more of them. Yeah flow over them Mola since I know you'll never get around to doing a critique on biotalk infinite Can you and people on stream give your thoughts on the game, please? Uh, there's nothing about it. I like Yeah, well, I like the art direction the music is Yeah, the music's pretty good The it looks in terms of its art design. I like it But it took everything that was great about bioshock one and two And just really just kind of stripped it out the guns are extremely bland like all of the weapons are very bland They practically discourage in a lot of ways upgrading them um No, the they severely limited the amounts of plasmids that you could have and a lot of them are just She kind of shit. Yeah, I remember the the problem was that there was like the obvious choice I remember the um, there's a couple of obvious choices, but the The crows combined With the upgrade means that if you like fire crows of people and anyone who dies launches extra crows And so you fire one and then you just headshot people and you could take out like easy crowds because they're all stunned And then you just get infinite crows. A lot of them were super there weren't many plasmids They were super boring a lot of them were just hit the buttons to make an attack or charge to lay a trap I hate acting was stupid pointless. It really discouraged in exploration And the exploration was weak as fuck like the amount they did not seem to care about placing interesting things in the environment Yeah, there's really no reason to Explore the world Combat was very dull weapons were dull The story was shit The story was like desperately clinging to bioshock original like it was like look we're connected to this thing Do you remember the the audio diary where it says The think was able to look through some kind of portal and he saw Dr. Soo Chung working on a bioshock big daddy And that's how he got the idea of how to make the big bird thing like what What crazy nonsense The time traveling stuff fucks everything up Yeah, it's it's really a Really really disappointing game and it's such a shame after bioshock one and bioshock two were both absolutely fantastic You see that You see that and it's just It's just the most bland dull shooter So little to mix it up. It's better. I don't remember it because I I remember at the peak of it I fucking hated bioshock infinite. I had like a lot to say about how much I hated that game Yeah, man, I I got through it in two sittings And I was just like is it done yet? Now I got to the ending and then the ending could make any sense and it didn't follow its own rules There's always a man a lighthouse and a whatever else. It's like what the fuck Uh, just play bioshock one and two they hold up the bioshock one holds up bioshock I remember the um great play them Do you remember the bioshock two dlc that took you to like the technology center that was locked off? Uh, never played that one never played that it was a really awesome mini story But I was up one and two man. Oh, yeah, and elizabeth's powers You don't use them in ways that would be obviously beneficial. It's he's like pull out some abo for me It's like how about we just fucking there's so many things you could do Yeah, you have the power to access alternate dimensions Do you want to just fucking get me a machine gun from an alternate dimension or something? Or do you want to make enemies go into these dimensional portals or Do something useful or can you teleport us someplace to get us out of here instead? It's just you have the ability to Tell her to make a turret appear someplace and it's nothing. It's just boring It's it's just it's such a it's so dull I mean It's made an excellent. Yes. Go watch that. Yeah, go watch well go watch matthew matthew's video on bioshock infinite His video actually that will change your mind I've said this before his video really put me off making one because I was like you kind of nailed it already So I guess I don't need to do my job and he did it really quickly, too Oh, I hate that game demon slayer is unironically a good new anime and sans is in smash bros Hope you guys are doing well tonight. Hi mauler. Hello And I'm glad sans is in smash bro Take my money you beautiful bar stools genuinely disappointed about bioshock infinite Yeah, and you know what else annoyed me. I don't know if you remember this rags But I fucking do the internet was over the moon about bioshock infinite when it came out Yeah, everyone thought it was the best fucking thing since slice bread But it was incredible I remember people sharing all of the moments and that like watching elizabeth dance to a bunch of people I remember people talking about that for ages about being one of like the best most personal and human moments in the game I was like, it's all prescripted. It's like watching a fucking clip of someone dancing Yeah, and there's no way that someone like elizabeth who's been, you know, yeah We didn't even mention that yeah her character was so fucking sad at all Outgoing and let's dance and have a great time. And I'm just so I'm so personable and charismatic. I'm like, yeah, fuck off It was annoying. Um A video came across my feed recently debunking common spider myths future telling wasn't on it So it's still in play also high rags Hello, well, of course they can't debunk that that's just truth Like it'd be embarrassing if they could even try to debunk the spiders can tell the future I would be annoyed if they tried that Um, I am sure james more can gift us movie bob.com again You really want to spend like it could be a lot of buddy Buraby, uh, it's a good meme though. I will say that. Yeah, I mean 500 minimum That's the lowest bid that you can put in so and how long does that buy it for you? Is it permanent or is it? I think it's I don't know. I assume it's yours Uh Technical question, how do you get the discord chat bubbles the way efap has it at the bottom of the screen in streamlabs obs also high rags Hello, um, so you do window capture while you're in the call obviously and then um, you need a disable hardware acceleration on discord to make it show up in the uh in in obs And then uh, just chop it so that it fits But the way I do it now to try and make sure that it always fits no matter what and doesn't fuck up is that um I've got a gray background and then I chroma key out the gray that me and rags would normally have So that we could just it it looks sleeker is basically what i'm getting at Hopefully that explains it Uh, having women on a jenny nixon video clearly you favor the higher ground Well, I mean it's gonna be hard for them to say that we were being a sexism now, huh? We had the wammons They just all of our guests had internalized their massage any eyes damn This one just says quintin is pain I agree. Yeah. Yeah Thanks for the year of e fapping. Happy new year old. Happy new year Happy new year e fappy new years, especially you rags Oh, thanks Happy new year is your massives. Happy new year You do sup guys Happy new years in two hours just chilling listening to you guys while playing suitor the only good star wars thing left So We started that stream at about 8 p.m. My time No, no 10 p.m. My time, right? Which means oh, well actually that guy's saying it's in two hours He could be from anywhere all over the world. So that doesn't tell us anything Yeah, never mind Meanwhile, no one wished happy new year to jabbo. Oh Who the um the boulder collector? Never heard of him. No, okay. Um, I'm bi quintin. Maybe Being maybe bi makes me sad. Oh Yeah, I mean No, we'll never we'll never compare you to it's okay. Yeah Happy new year everyone. Happy new year Uh, fuck donkey and his fuck is it disingenuous bullshit? But yeah, he's someone I was bringing up earlier like the he was just making a joke defense Is a lot done for his work. Uh, wonderful cover him at any point. We'll have to be a particularly Aggregious video I suppose which is rare. Like I don't think he really does make egregious videos typically, um Happy new year everyone may the long man get longer and the toxic brood stronger one tism at a time Also high wags Hello longer and stronger Oi ragaziz zz zz zz zz zz You're a sheboyed so I was wondering what your thoughts are on the new wave of doge memes Uh, the heavily edited picks. Are you a fan or is it offensive to doggo's miteism must know? That's not offensive at all. It's celebration of incredible handsomeness and charisma. I saw a good one for uh the Rasputin the bony m song. It was really really good. I thought it was great so I'm a fan consider me a fan birdman and shutter island are some of my favorites thoughts I love Shutter Island I found her island to birdman I remember it giving me a bit of a headache the way they do their one shot at times I'd have to rewatch it to give a better assessment but yeah I love Shutter Island oh the issue with donkey is that he hides behind subjectivity when people call him out do you mean like by the whole joke thing or just that people who can have their opinion because I wouldn't be surprised if he did that donkey made objectively false claims about Octopath that's what I under I looked into it and it did seem to be that way like the one example I remember was that he was showing how shit the combat is quote-unquote shit and he was doing the equivalent of having remember you remember me saying this I said that no PP left in any moves in Pokemon and trying to say that that is the combat in Pokemon like you just having no PP for anything no PP at all that's not that's obviously oh man that's hard to do well yeah that's the point he was showing combat where like you he had no resources left as a particular character and the person responding to it said it would have had he would have had to have forced that situation and that to say that that represents the combat is really disingenuous and I was like that sounds fair to me I haven't played the game but that you know I wouldn't be surprised the donkey would do that because he did that with ukulele and it really annoyed me but hey what am I gonna do he's just making a joke right so you know chill out guys geez yeah it's just a joke didn't donkey 180 on his views on the last of us I don't know I do not know what his views on that is hi all it's been a while since I've been able to catch you all live again happy me why no professor toss pot he was really funny last I heard Paul was sick I hope his Paul is doing better I did actually send him a message for New Year's he was he was welcome to join I just don't think he I don't think he has discord anymore I think might be the case so I'm gonna have to see about trying to get him through email or something I don't knew happy new year my fellow and walk woods have a new year hello happy new year get jay kick jay keep jay mfk finn po kylo oh Mary fuck kill finn po kylo kill kylo immediately kill kylo Mary po fuck finn yeah I'd say so I mean I'm competent in way yeah yeah isn't you know like he could live with them but you forgot to rate the love live use girls by attractiveness from my super chat during the aro stream this is very important the love live use girls let's see love live use girls oh it's in the message love love the love live muse I don't know maybe I have to so I'm I'm gonna guess this is a picture of them here my oh okay muse alright so hmm alright I guess we gotta rate their appearance so who's who's the um well let's see do we want to start at the top do you want to go clockwise from one side to the other sort of yeah yeah bottom left or yeah it's clockwise from the bottom from the left so one of the bottom left pretty good I really like this redhead I like the short redhead though I like that pretty good behind her not too fond of the one with the yellow eyes her hair looks really weird I don't know I like it she looks okay in the top there the one next kind of scares me a little weird the way she's giving me those eyes the one after her looks too young I'm not sounds weird but she just I don't know I don't a lot of them are on the young side by the looks of things yeah but it's like anime I don't know if they're like are they 12 or 36 I don't fucking know kind of how to tell with drawing yeah yes I second to last she's she looks good I like the way she looks and then after that me she's fine too but I guess if I had to give my top three it would be two two three and eight oh there you go yeah I think I agree on eight actually yeah just kind of hard to tell a lot of things just from the drawings so you know it's difficult to get those objective judgments in because of course what we just said was definitive and anyone who disagrees is well it's wrong you know that's what else can you say absolutely it's a trap more they're trying to weave you hey more and rags me and my wife Megan have been listening to you ever since your Dark Souls 2 series whenever she wants to listen she asked me if the complain e-boys have updated keep up the good work complain e-boys very well we're just a bunch of complain e-boy unbridled rage video game edition it's possible it just have to be the right circumstances and I have not been playing very many video games video games lately the rain is starting to melt happy new year my fellow and walk words happy new year I have come to love you more and more stop giving me blue balls and put out more content you massive also hi J long bone right we have to save yourself oh yeah it's it's getting worked on it is getting worked on working on a video about music and how it affects scenes I'll bring up names like John Williams noob oh you're Matsu Koji Kondo as examples I'm a musician seven instruments like to get your thoughts and happy new year it's definitely a strong field to talk about what music does in terms of adding to like stories and stuff being told especially movies a lot of people make the criticism that move music tries to tell you how to feel about a scene and despite it being a gauge of tone it can often accentuate improve or meld with with the events music can be everything or nothing they want the music and Lord the Rings and Star Wars or need those those buggers we need we need we needed them in those films despite the films themselves being fantastic to music good is my position music sounds great let me some music also yeah someone just said watch out for copyright music is a nightmare to get through copyright oh yeah music shit I think if you remove Titanfall 2's multiplayer it's still absolutely worthwhile for campaign alone happy to me totally the Titanfall 2's campaign is stellar everyone should play it vinegar there I said the n-word now J long bone will melt God well Justice League it just as JL Justice League will melt Anna you forgot to follow us on Twitter so I can DM you on the documentary premier and live stream I don't have the names attached to these ones because they're all saved just the messages so I don't know who said that but she's pretty responsive on Twitter you should be able to get her attention just with tweets in general and she streams regularly the the jack show hi wags another super chat for the brood friends and I are keen for your Skywalker review ER I believe he's working on it so give him time we shall see it's not the destination it's the tisms we had along the way that makes it all worthwhile thank you all for the many laughs and days of content happy new year also you people are shit Nazis yeah well we try our worst we yeah you know what can you do as your rising success between EFAP and your channel be more tiring or invigorating regardless I love the content man I can only come up with a boring answer for that one and that is that I was pretty motivated before it got more and more successful and I am still very motivated you know like I guess I'm more motivated now knowing that there's a lot of people who are really interested in seeing the stuff but I'm certainly not tired and they're not yet it takes a lot as you may have noticed to tie me out on talking about media yeah that's why we have like seasons how long did we talk about last Jedi cheese we still talk about it is still coming up it's 2020 we're still talking about how terrible the point about why we need to know Snokes backstory if you go through all of EFAP you could probably snip out like 17 times we've discussed that mm-hmm and it's not because we forget that we've talked about it it's just because it gets come it comes up again as a point where apparently we need to reaffirm like exactly why it's a problem which is fine with us because that's the thing about a lot of detractors of ours they'll be like do they watch anything non-mainstream it's like do you know why it's good to analyze stuff that's mainstream because you'll get a lot of people being able to understand your points and they can extrapolate that into other things if you've got a topic at hand for example someone wants to tell you about the dangers of I don't know multi-cultural Communism id saliatism devoliatism just all these different isms and they do it from the perspective of Star Wars you'll actually get a bunch of people be like it just happened to be that I was also super interested in Star Wars anyway and Game of Thrones like it because I'm trying to get on Marvel those are my three like the mainstream things I've covered but there's plenty of mainstream things that we don't actually cover at all and that people get kind of disappointed that we don't right like which account as mainstream I would say so you know we could have done like two e-faps all about witcher but we haven't because neither a saw the show so just didn't just didn't work out get around to it yeah I mean I'm not against going around to it too it's just that um you know that sort of thing so it was invigorating come on more there was a or B well like I said I didn't want to make it sound like it was some kind of crazy updraft I've just been very motivated to make work before and after the success but if you were to choose between the two yes it would have been invigorating rather than tiring oh yeah anime of course me and me and rags could be you know doing way more anime stuff we just fucking don't because we it's just not the thing that we have a lot of interest in yeah Star Trek that's another sort of main more mainstream thing that is clearly talked about by a lot of channels that we just don't doctor who yeah not as mainstream as it used to be apparently right especially not in terms of critical acclaim like nobody likes it well it had 80% from critics right like that's crazy 80% from critics eight from audiences yeah like if I wasn't interested in Game of Thrones if I might have kind of skipped it because you certainly didn't give a fuck right you already saw it because I was like hey rags look how bad this is this is and this was for game of thrones yeah it was episode three that yeah that event and then Marvel you had a passing interest in that is sort of it grew a bit and then it's probably gonna wane a bit now I think I mean both of ours is gonna wane yeah I mean mine certainly is and then Star Wars we were both interested in from the get go so oh yeah this is the thing like everybody's interested in something mainstream I imagine probably didn't you probably haven't heard of all the things that I like but we've actually got about five minutes over I was gonna stop at one o'clock but it's 104 would you like to stop there I would yes I would like to do that J Longwood said y'all still read in superchats if we were to read all of the overflow I think we would be here for another seven hours also maybe I don't know maybe I'm overestimating it really depends on the kind of answers that we end up giving to whatever the questions are because if I write out a whole bunch of happy new years it would be quite quick yeah but then someone asked this I want you to rate all the nine girls from this anime is there like all right it's got to find it so so yeah some take it somewhere longer than others um but yes I guess that about wraps us up we we got this was 10 hours plus the the one hour that got cut off they'll both be uploaded the it'll just be part one part two and I think that'll be our sort of that's what we'll do moving forward because YouTube's being an asshole and I don't know why it keeps cutting these streams but hopefully it stops doing it as much yes in terms of the future we've got infinite crisis part two is coming out this weekend because these will be uploaded soon on Mula me and rags free and metal will be watching and recording the final two parts and they'll be edited during time so all of that is coming out is kind of my point if ab doom is currently in a copyright war it's probably gonna lose because it's zephyr which means I will then re-upload it again so have fun with that folks to watch that for the fourth time but this vision this new one I'm putting up it's it's heavy on the logo and I'm pretty sure there's no way it'll get hit with a copyright this time I didn't I don't like to go heavy on the logo because I I like being able to see the visuals but I mean I would rather it be heavy on the logo than not at all so that's coming out like we said we still got six e-fat movies on top of that that are coming I'm working on currently getting two April Fool's videos ready to go to make sure that they aim for April and soon as those are done I'm gonna work on a bigger project and as soon as I figure out which one it is I will probably tell you folks I think of what else there is we got the Joker e-fat coming up with Ralph we might I'm not sure we can combo with that one we might this is there's a video that says that it's a rip-off of a taxi driver and King and comedy we could probably pair up with Ralph's one because Ralph's might not take that long we'll I'll put it as a maybe yeah we'll see if I can get him to consider coming on me we could do like a razor-fist Diabeto one as the Starship Troopers one with arch and Sargon the Mandalorian one with Shad and Fringy we e-fap is stocked full for the next few and the next one will be next week more than likely yeah other than that what else have you what have you got coming out rags I'm working on a response to somebody familiar but I haven't responded to it in a long time because I don't want to do Mandalorian until I we do the Mandalorian e-fap and Mahler and I and maybe Fringy I don't know who else at least watch through the episodes again take notes I want to have all my stuff together for that though won't be too hard to find a lot of issues but yeah there's some things that I should that should shouldn't take too long to do yeah so hopefully that'll be out soon and as for the overflow super jets we like I said we'll we'll either do an e-fap mini or I will just keep chipping away at them over time so if yours are in this overflow they will be gotten to eventually I'm not gonna lose them they're saved it'll happen and yeah that about leads us to the end anyone I've missed here it says nine hours you're joking right it's actually ten hours plus another hour so it's 11 we came close to our usual cap just about half the day mm-hmm it has been fun ladies and gentlemen thank you for watching thank you for the kind donations of course I'm trying to collect a lot of memes there's a lot coming in obviously I decided to not have the meme section this time around in favor of trying to get more through the overflow which I think we did a good job of but I will try and sort all those out for maybe doing we could make that a part of the e-fap mini eventually yeah we could do that but yeah that's about it so thanks for watching folks we shall see you next time see yeah later everybody thanks for sticking around another great another great stream bye bye bye