http://SwitchToMac.com - The Pantless Knights are at it again with a sequel to our "Mac or PC Rap." This time we're spoofing the Lonely Island / SNL skit "I'm on a Boat" with a Mac fanboy's anthem about Apple culture and products. Don't forget to rate, comment and subscribe!
CREDITS: Created by Pantless Knights / Seedwell Lyrics by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia Vocals by Beau-J & Furia feat. Pakwit Instrumental and Song Mix by Jeff Kite Beau Lewis & Peter Furia as Apple Fanboys Special guest Arthur Soroken as "PC Pain" Lauren Chow as "ComputerGal36" Tom Dunnam as Frustrated PC Guy
LYRICS: (Shortayyy) Ahh sh*t! Get your laptops ready, it's about to go down Everybody on YouTube, watch the f***in screen But stay on this muthaf***in page We runnin this - let's go
I'm on a Mac, I'm on a Mac Everybody look at me Cause I'm clickin on a Mac I'm on a Mac, I'm on a Mac Take a good hard look at the muthaf***in Mac!
I'm on a Mac, muthaf***a, take a look at me, Straight iPhone'in hard, got the 3G Bumpin iTunes, CoverFlow to be exact You can't stop me muthaf***a, cause I'm on a Mac! Eat a virus bro I'm on a Mac Pro We rockin 8 cores hard Watch the screen go I got my SuperDrive And my mighty mice-es I'm pluggin girls You at work, pluggin in devices I'm on a tandem fixie And a 64-bit Friends are jealous Cause Parallels can run their sh*t But this ain't P.C., this is real as it gets I'm on a Mac, mutherf***er don't you ever forget! I'm on a Mac and, it's runnin fast and, I bought a neopreen green scuba sleve sham I'm the king of the Jobs, on a Mac for real If you're on a PC, then you're not C.E.O.
Get the f*** up, this Mac is real! F*** a Zune, I'm on a Mac, motherf***a! F*** right click, multi-touch, motherf***a! I'm on iChat with my boys, motherf***a! These turtlenecks ain't cheap, motherf***a! Hey, y'all, now I'm an Apple whiz I never need to learn what a driver is Gonna say goodbye to all viruses Like a Nano in pink, anything is possible! Yeah, never thought I'd be on a Mac It's like a streamlined good-for-you crack Wozniiiaaaaak, look at me ooohhhh
I'm on a Mac, I'm on a Mac Take a good hard look at the muthaf***in Mac!